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How do I profit from Russia taking White American and Canadian conservatives?
https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2023/05/11/russia-to-build-migrant-village-for-conservative-american-expats-a81101

>> No.54945062
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Based I can live just like my Russian animes.

>> No.54945096

>>54945044
Reminder that Russia is building a CBDC.

>> No.54945108
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>As a result of legislation on fake news passed by the Russian parliament in March 2022 after the invasion of Ukraine, The Moscow Times has relocated its journalists abroad and opened a temporary newsroom in Yerevan, Armenia

>> No.54945111

>>54945044
It was a mistake not nuking the USSR in 1945.

>> No.54945121

>>54945096
What about and djsjwos or ahkgoqid see I can make up acronyms too!

>> No.54945131

>>54945044
Its merely a trap to extract high value sperm from American men using young Slavic women. DON'T FALL FOR IT!

>> No.54945133

>>54945111
Checked, but we wasted our only two on Nippon.

>> No.54945148
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>>54945121
https://cbdctracker.org/

>> No.54945150

>>54945108
>UM SWEETIE YOU NEED TO HAVE A PROPER SOURCE LIKE CNN OR FOX

>> No.54945193

>>54945150
i personally get all my news about cats from www.ihatecats.dog

>> No.54945262

>>54945193
Does Russia allowing American and Canadian refugees make you hate them? You progressives should be happy those racist, sexist bigots are leaving.

>> No.54945279

>>54945262
this is just a made up headline for redditors over at /r/politics to sperg out about

>> No.54945293

>>54945148
yeah im thinking bolivia

>> No.54945305

>>54945133
This usa only had 2 nukes

>> No.54945330

>>54945121
>doesn't know what a cbdc is
summertime on /biz/

>> No.54945364

when the canadian government decides to outlaw having a penis and the police come to cut it off i'll flee to russia and hope they accept me as a refugee

>> No.54945396
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>>54945305
They had three but used one for the Trinity test in July, didn't have another nuke ready until mid 1946.

>> No.54945401

Why don't they go back and fix their country

>> No.54945407

"experts and scientists agree, cutting off your penis is essential to democracy"
-cbc 2025

"new federal bill mandating penis removal has passed"
-2026

"there are some who chose, out of hatred, to keep their penis's, we reject that bigotry, it has no place in canada"
-trudeau 2027

>> No.54945415

>>54945401
The only to fix America at this point is Minecraft.

>> No.54945448

>>54945396
They had the plutonium for additional bomb cores, I'm sure they could have pumped one out for Moscow in no time

>> No.54945508

>>54945407
Who would even care if virgin NEETs lost their penises?

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>>54945044
Russia never was good at propaganda.

>> No.54945573

Will i get a russian wife if i move to russia? Will i get drafted to die in Ukraine?

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>>54945108
kek

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>>54945573
Well the first thought is maybe youd get drafted, thats too obvious though and itd be horrible when it hit the global media. Its obviously about the war, second thought. Third thought - they really arent actually conservative, so these are useful idiots. Then its boomers think communism is nazism and nazism is communism, and finally Russia plans to take already confused American conservative boomer types who call National Socialists "Libtards" and "woke" when they disagree - and brainwash them even further into hating nazism and actually loving communism. May backfire, may end up being a population who remain anti-communistic. Doubt though, dont call them cuckservatives for nothing.

>> No.54946732

stuff like getting drafted and fucked up aside I couldn't live in Russia because I can't handle the cold
I would have to live in the black sea area or something

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>>54945524
60% of the time they their enemies look better organised then them.

>> No.54947184

>>54946850
>>54946885

I see the /k/ Ukraine defense force found this thread.

>> No.54947218

>>54945111
new york, dc and la would be the three cities needing nuked for the benefit of humanity

>> No.54947558

>>54945044
if this isnt propaganga idk what is
no one wants to live in your wasteland

>> No.54947588

>>54945396
Gadget wasnt a bomb, they didn't build another one until the 1947 crossroads test

>> No.54947685

>>54945044
they're probably gonna move back once they find out russia is a shithole and has more mosques than every other european country

>> No.54947712

>>54945111
This but for DC

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>I see the /k/ Ukraine defense force found this thread

>> No.54949002

>>54947218
surely you plan on firebombing or nerve-gassing chicago, and didn't just forget to add it to the nuke list

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>>54945062
fpbp

>> No.54949273

>>54945396
nuclear weapons arent real, its fake shit made by jews. like corona

>> No.54949355

>>54947184

t. Got made fun of on /k/ for being a brainwashed school-shooter-in-training.

>> No.54949357

>>54945044
Conservative Americans spent decades railing against the USSR. Now they want to live in Russia? WTH?

>> No.54949425

>>54949355
Is this what /k/ trannies really believe?

>> No.54949447

>>54945044
Russia is really a beacon of Christian Conservative values with their sky-high rates of abortion, HIV, homosexuality, and divorce.

>> No.54949541

I would rather live in Russia than Commiefornia or Jew York

>> No.54949615

>>54945044
buy a bunch of custom coffee mugs for $15 apiece that say "Let's Go Brandon!" in English and Russia and then sell them for $30. The right is so desperate for big brand validation that they will pay gladly.

>> No.54949628

>>54949541
>he posted from his shithole village in buttfuck Idaho

>> No.54951244

>>54945044
sign me up
USSR is better than living with Leftists

>> No.54951258

If you convert to RUB before USD collapses, which happen sooner than later, you will make a lot of money by avoiding steep losses.

>> No.54951268

>>54947184
how is the war going, Ivan?

>> No.54951278

I saw a video yesterday of a Russian using a grenade to blow his own head up as a form of suicide after being injured, was pretty weird

>> No.54951282

>>54949628
Dilate

>> No.54951391

Why do the mods here purposely leave up offtopic bait threads all day long?

>> No.54951420

>>54945044
>Chud Oblast
Sounds comfy AF

>> No.54951536

>>54945044
Based Russia

>> No.54951557

>>54945044
I just boughtd! Ffs......

>> No.54951594

>>54947184
>I see the /k/ Ukraine defense force found this thread.
I saw a guy in full fake camo gear with a backpack with a ukraine flag velcroed to it in McDonald's about two weeks after it started. In the UK.

Just ordering up a few vital survival snacks in case he's called to boog

>> No.54951984

>>54945044
Create a service that helps these people get to Russia.
Handle the buerocracy. Organize travel.
Help them sell their possessions in the Americas. Be creative.