/smg/ Stock Market General

[Baggie(((Loser/Dumbass))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54944394]

>Brokers:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/tony-dwyer-85313715
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Bogle
https://www.zerodha.com/

>Risk management:
https://www.global-mind.org/gcpdot/
https://www.random.org/
https://www.magic-8ball.com/

>Investments:
https://www.carvana.com/
https://www.etsy.com/market/rare_disney_watches
https://www.instantpot.com/instant-pot-home/
https://www.yachtworld.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3szkFHfr6sA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydYDqZQpim8

>Educational sites:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.hentai-foundry.com/
https://www.instructables.com/
https://www.leetcode.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.astrology.com/us/astrology-calendar-2023.aspx
https://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/year/2023/jewish/holidays-2023.htm

>>>>54942590

[Anonymous No.54944403]

Welcome to the new thread. I am Bartholomew Woofyboy, resident gay furry and host of the nightly howling-at-the-moon event on /smg/. I promise you you'll have a great time here. Stick around past midnight for some extra "fun"! Woof woof!

[Anonymous No.54944414]

>>54944394
minecraft cat

[Anonymous No.54944416]

Super power bros we just keep winning!

[Baggie(((Loser/Dumbass))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54944417]

>>54944403
Barf? Is that you?

[Anonymous No.54944418]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.54944420]

>>54944394
congrats on the worst /smg/ ever

[Anonymous No.54944428]

Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any dividends? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my FED Funds Rate.

[Anonymous No.54944442]

Meds. Everyone.

[Anonymous No.54944446]

I started trading using signals on RSI and MACD and I just hit the exact bottom of a position I was shorting and got a 5% return. It feels good.

Any other indicators I should try? These feel like magic.

[Anonymous No.54944449]

>>54944417
Larp

[Anonymous No.54944451]

Baggie has helped me lose so much money. He is teaching me that money is evil and that I should burn it

[Anonymous No.54944455]

MOMO mumus getting paid today.

[Baggie(((Loser/Dumbass))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54944463]

>>54944446
I've been using iching for my entries and exits.

[Anonymous No.54944469]

what are some companies that are down -90% but wont go bankrupt? looking for some yolo LEAPS for Jan 2025

[Anonymous No.54944472]

the SPY puts I sold for a loss yesterday are basically at the same price I sold them for

crab market wins again

[Anonymous No.54944482]

[Anonymous No.54944486]

>>54944428
What a chad. Absolutely smashing those bond baggies.

[Anonymous No.54944488]

>>54944463
What is this some schizo pattern finder?

[Anonymous No.54944491]

>>54944469
yolo swag my dick in yo ass *rapes you violently*

[Anonymous No.54944494]

>>54944446
First indicator signal is free. Enjoy.

[Anonymous No.54944499]

>baggie thread
extremely bearish for /smg/
so many have him filtered..

[Anonymous No.54944501]

>>54944394
>namefag catspammer
Fuck off back to plebbit, catposting normalfaggot.

> My Dog killed an African Immigrant in our Garden!
https://files.catbox.moe/ynye5b.webm
> Cats, Parasites and Multiple Psychological Disorders: The Science
https://files.catbox.moe/pkiepa.webm

[Anonymous No.54944505]

Oh hey, just like I thought, we plunged back to 410: >>54942225

See you boys at 413 in a couple hours.

[Anonymous No.54944510]

So that's it then. Google just mentions the magic word and comes out with some new shitty phone and the jews pump 100 trillion dollars into the stock. That's all they had to do. Goddammit I hate this scam market

[Anonymous No.54944515]

I pigged out and held my longs

[Anonymous No.54944518]

yeah it really is over. selling everything.

[Anonymous No.54944547]

Give me some short ideas.

[Anonymous No.54944551]

>spent 30$ on tinder platinum
>still no matches

worst investment of my life (financially speaking)

[Anonymous No.54944558]

>>54944547
All of it

[Anonymous No.54944560]

>>54944551
If you're white, just hit on brown girls. You don't need Tinder.

[Anonymous No.54944564]

Alright oil embargo when?

[Anonymous No.54944567]

>>54944551
you never start actually dating until you accrue about 6 hey texts

[Anonymous No.54944568]

>>54944551
Anon, I spent 250 dollars on Lifetime Bumble Premium and in TWO YEARS on the platform I've matched a grand total of 10 times and only 3 of those girls sent me a message and all 3 of them were hambeasts and they stopped responding to me after a few messages.

[Anonymous No.54944587]

>>54944547
Hurry up give me the names of some shitty companies to short.

[Anonymous No.54944591]

What time does the plunge protection team pump us? This market is looking kinda toppy

[Anonymous No.54944599]

>>54944564
Next OPEC meeting is July 5th-6th I think. https://www.opec.org/opec_web/en/press_room/311.htm

[Anonymous No.54944600]

>>54944587
nvda

[Anonymous No.54944608]

some technical analysis for ya

[Anonymous No.54944621]

>>54944600
I asked for a good short, not one of the most bullish top five of QQQ. I'm trying to make money not lose money.

[Anonymous No.54944626]

buy JXJT

[Anonymous No.54944627]

>>54944547
>>54944587
CAT. Lookit that November gap.

[Anonymous No.54944630]

TRKA

[Anonymous No.54944634]

>>54944627
I'll look at CAT

[Anonymous No.54944641]

>>54944446
RSI and bollinger bands. bollinger bands are simply normal showing you where the price is 95% of the time, two standard deviations. prices outside the bollinger band are therefore statistically uncommon meaning the price should revert back inside the bollingerband.

[Baggie(((Loser/Dumbass))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54944644]

>>54944568
Why don't you just go down to the port and grab yourself a nice gookfu strait out of the container?

[Anonymous No.54944645]

Is it a bad idea buying some MNDY for the earnings report? It seems like their 7 previous ones caused pumps.

[Anonymous No.54944646]

why didn't I buy more IEP? of course it's going to $36 again

[Anonymous No.54944655]

shorts kings where you at?

[Anonymous No.54944656]

>PARA repeatedly dipping below 10 billion market cap the last two days
it's over

[Anonymous No.54944658]

>>54944621
why do you hate making money? it's a good risk/reward at those levels for shorts

[Anonymous No.54944659]

>>54944641
I used to use bollinger bands, but they haven't been as good to me as MACD

[Anonymous No.54944670]

What a massive pile of shit

[Anonymous No.54944674]

I bought into a gold ETF the other day am I retarded?

[Anonymous No.54944684]

>>54944547
SVIX

[Anonymous No.54944687]

>>54944674
Despite what pmg retards say, no not really.

[Anonymous No.54944688]

My $410/$411 spreads are getting decimated. Jesus.. Need $410.68 to breakeven for today.

[Anonymous No.54944689]

>>54944491
>yolo swag my dick in yo ass *rapes you violently*
based

[Anonymous No.54944690]

>>54944670

[Anonymous No.54944694]

Whats the ticker for the USPS? I have UPS and FedEx tracked

[Anonymous No.54944697]

>>54944674
Did you buy the top?
cuz it looks like it

[Anonymous No.54944699]

>>54944658
NVDA has been bouncing off the 20 day EMA like clockwork all year long. And it's right now, pulled back right now sitting on the 20 EMA with oversold conditions primed for a bounce right to a new high like it has been doing all year. It's one of the most bullish companies on Nasdaq. Why the fuck am I going to short NVDA of all companies in the world?

[Anonymous No.54944702]

>>54944394
>namefag
>tripfag
>catspammer
Fuck off back to plebbit, catposting normalfaggot.

> My Dog killed an African Immigrant in our Garden!
https://files.catbox.moe/ynye5b.webm
> Cats, Parasites and Multiple Psychological Disorders: The Science
https://files.catbox.moe/pkiepa.webm

[Anonymous No.54944717]

aapl fall from tree

[Anonymous No.54944736]

OMG some of my shorts are in the GREEN THE CRAB MIRACLE IS HERE!!!

[Anonymous No.54944743]

I'ts over bulls. DOW back to 30k, Shit and piss 3500 EOjuly/august.

[Anonymous No.54944744]

should i buy maple syrup stocks

[Anonymous No.54944745]

>>54944699
>why would I short a massively overvalued stock mainly driven by multiple expansion and AI hopium?
yeah anon I wonder why

[Anonymous No.54944747]

I capitulated

[Anonymous No.54944749]

Totally normal price action

[Anonymous No.54944753]

>>54944702

[Anonymous No.54944765]

>>54944627
CAT doesn't look to good to me, because this this bull flag has been resistance for the past month and it's sitting right on it.

[Anonymous No.54944777]

>>54944684
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.54944778]

It was obvious in hindsight. When I capitulated on my NVDA short, that's when it would tank.
Very normal for me, this kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.54944785]

>>54944744
No. The tsx is a cesspit.

[Anonymous No.54944789]

>>54944745
I know that NVDA is overvalued but it's in the middle of a massive bull run and I'm not going to try and get in the way of that. There's a time to short NVDA and it's not now.

[Anonymous No.54944799]

I've lost so much money shorting NVDA that I don't even think I'll break even... unless i short more and we crash FORREAL.

lol

>>54944745

[Anonymous No.54944809]

>>54944789
This is the time to short it
>>54944778
Inverse my trades, always works
Seriously though, it's showing signs of tapping out. Obvious time to short is here. Not after every fucker is shorting it at 265 where it will probably bounce.

[Anonymous No.54944816]

>>54944745
i lost 30k shorting that piece of clown shit lmao

[Anonymous No.54944817]

>>54944799
Your contribution has been noted

[Anonymous No.54944819]

>lost tens of thousands trying to pick stocks and play options
>gave up and started investing in SPY 2 years ago
>SPY investments basically down or breaking even
Rigged boomer ponzi.

[Anonymous No.54944824]

>>54944799
How much anon, we're all anon here. I've lost approx $5k. Feels bad desu
Are you actually kpop anon btw, thought you were bullish QQQ

[Anonymous No.54944826]

hehe how totally not jewish, it's not like every other friday was incredibly bullish, and there's now talks of feds putting a short selling ban on banks which means we have to dump here

[Anonymous No.54944827]

>>54944789
check back next week on NVDA and kick yourself for being dumb enough to get hooked on AI. semis are still cyclical and it's not the correct cycle. simple as that.
the final break will be on their earnings in two (2) weeks. a -30% drop is nothing new on a miss or bad forward guidance we had this story often in the past

[Anonymous No.54944840]

>>54944785
how so? they even advertise it with all the memes that seem to be popular here

[Anonymous No.54944847]

>>54944744
>should i buy maple syrup stocks
Depends on what you're buying. Nothing wrong with the TSX
t. Canadian

[Anonymous No.54944848]

>>54944827
This. I'm going to place another short if it pumps in AH like usual. So fucking tiresome how it dumped days after I closed my short. I hate this market so much bros.

[Anonymous No.54944850]

ready for the ZAPP unhalt

[Anonymous No.54944854]

>>54944827
I can find shittier companies that aren't going through huge bull runs to short.

[Anonymous No.54944863]

>>54944826
Didn't they ban short selling banks in 2008? This seems incredibly bullish.

[Anonymous No.54944864]

[Anonymous No.54944881]

>>54944854
*Gone through

[Anonymous No.54944882]

How much masturbation is too much?

[Anonymous No.54944883]

>>54944850
To sell?

[Anonymous No.54944898]

>>54944765
My read is that this is one of those situations where TA astrology causes that exact mispricing of the downside and gets overridden by fundamentals. But I'm just a degen gambler.

[Anonymous No.54944900]

>>54944864
/cashgang/?
>>54944882
>How much masturbation is too much?
Depends on how often you have sex, anon. Do you have sex??

[Anonymous No.54944901]

>>54944848
I've open short positions between $270 - $289
will double down every time it goes above $285 in anticipation of earnings in two weeks. those positions will be real juicy soon(tm)

[Anonymous No.54944903]

apple getting a taste of satan's nuts with how red they are

[Anonymous No.54944916]

Are we expecting the S&P to pull a full retard reversal before close?


https://youtu.be/z2eo2Y9jr1k

[Anonymous No.54944924]

>>54944863
Banning short sellers doesn't work because there are too many brokers and they all have the ability to go short without the central clearing knowing about it.

[Anonymous No.54944931]

can someone explain how some bond etfs yields can be so fucking high compared to actual yields

[Anonymous No.54944932]

>>54944916
It does feel like everyone expects a magic bid and reversal out of nowhere, doesn't it? That means it won't happen.

[Anonymous No.54944942]

is it a buy the dip kind of Friday?

[Anonymous No.54944943]

>>54944850
Lasted a whole 10 seconds

[Anonymous No.54944948]

>>54944916
Just watch DXY. If DXY levels off or drops, expect a pump, if it doesn’t, we end on the low of the day. Big Tech can’t compete with DXY, and Big Tech is the only thing propping this market up

[Anonymous No.54944952]

>>54944942
no, it is a liquidate your entire portfolio kind of friday

[Anonymous No.54944955]

>day 66 of holding $35k cost basis of SQQQ

[Anonymous No.54944961]

>>54944916
we are going to fill last week gap by 3pm the close +/- 0.1%.

[Anonymous No.54944962]

>>54944955
D-man you are probably down a good 30-40%..

[Anonymous No.54944966]

>>54944446
Meme lines are meme lines they work til they don’t.

[Anonymous No.54944968]

These GOOG bags are getting heavy. I think I bought the top bros

[Anonymous No.54944985]

>>54944900
The stock market owes me sex, does that count?

[Anonymous No.54944998]

>tfw futures

[Anonymous No.54945000]

the market will never go up again until the entirety of /smg/ is posting pics of you know who

[Anonymous No.54945001]

>>54944968
These fucking QCOM bags, too.

[Anonymous No.54945004]

>>54944955
YOU DON'T HOLD ETFs. THAT'S LIKE HOLDING OPTIONS.

[Anonymous No.54945014]

>>54945004
B-but ETFs are supposed to always go up

[Anonymous No.54945016]

>>54945004
BLACK OLD SON

[Anonymous No.54945019]

>>54944948
>DXY stopped rising
>SPY still dropping
T-that's not good, is it?

[Anonymous No.54945021]

>>54945000
Is this from the Dragon Ball creator? Looks stylewise pretty similar. No, I don't care about Anime. It just reminded me of DBZ when I was a child, it looks pretty similar.

[Anonymous No.54945024]

>>54944952
just don't short. all my holdings had a green day

[Anonymous No.54945026]

>>54945016
WON'T YOU COME
(it's black hole sun btw)

[Anonymous No.54945037]

>>54945021
similar style because original dragonball was around the same time that urusei yatsura was being done, 80s anime

>>54945026
hello boomer newfriend

[Anonymous No.54945043]

slurped some PYPL
I'm going to catch that

[Anonymous No.54945050]

>>54945026
u just caused
me to crave
an
ICE COLD BANGS ROOT BEER
!!!

[Anonymous No.54945051]

When exactly is Tim Apple's worthless company going to stop being a piece of shit today? >muh 3 trillion market cap DON'T MEAN SHIT WHEN I'M LOSING MONEY ON THIS PONZI

[Anonymous No.54945053]

>sub-$70 oil

[Anonymous No.54945058]

>>54945026
it's black old son, the singer had a forgotten kid who was black and didn't find out he had a kid until later, hence black old son

[Anonymous No.54945059]

she wants lower

[Anonymous No.54945063]

>>54944962
>>54945004
I will be vindicated in the end and exit this position green

[Anonymous No.54945066]

>>54945043

[Anonymous No.54945069]

>>54945053
hit my buy order at $69.99
going to be oily in here

[Anonymous No.54945077]

>>54945019
Gotta wait to see if this is sustained. We should get a pump if it continues to remain static or drops

[Anonymous No.54945099]

>>54945000
SOXL will never see $20 again

[Anonymous No.54945105]

she wants another taste of 3800 dick

[Anonymous No.54945106]

I fucked up

[Anonymous No.54945117]

>>54945037
>>>54945021 (You)
I'M NOT A BOOMER, NOT A BOOMER, AT ALL

[Anonymous No.54945124]

>>54945099
But my average is 36

[Anonymous No.54945127]

>natural gas
WTFWT

[Anonymous No.54945137]

>Investing in Mexico? EWW

[Anonymous No.54945158]

>>54944394
>namefag
>tripfag
>catspammer
Fuck off back to plebbit, catposting normalfaggot.

> My Dog killed an African Immigrant in our Garden!
https://files.catbox.moe/ynye5b.webm
> Cats, Parasites and Multiple Psychological Disorders: The Science
https://files.catbox.moe/pkiepa.webm

[Anonymous No.54945167]

>>54945127
Check Baker Hughes Computer.

[Anonymous No.54945168]

>>54945158
Newfag

[Anonymous No.54945192]

SLURP HARDER REDDIT IM ABOUT TO CUM

[Anonymous No.54945201]

>>54945168
If I see that fucking cat one more time...

[Anonymous No.54945202]

She's gonna go back up again, right?

[Anonymous No.54945206]

>>54945137
>EWW
Not the genetically superior MEXX
>ngmi

[Anonymous No.54945212]

>>54945202
Oi m8, where's your tobacco loicense?

[Anonymous No.54945221]

SOXL (pronounced socks-ul) is the premier semiconductor ETF for the new digital age
what a time to be alive and be able to invest in it

[Anonymous No.54945226]

BOILCHADS
IT
IS
TIME

[Anonymous No.54945230]

>>54945206
>Less liquidity than Sonora

[Anonymous No.54945232]

>>54945167
O&G services are set to he resilient as they are still lagging hard from supply chain issues. Also oil will only get more expensive to extract, requiring more expensive rigs.

And if you want to "light my load" tell me what we have going on in Guyana and Venezuela for oil service Capex from Chevron/Exxon

[Anonymous No.54945242]

I'm down from 22k starting a few months ago to 10k... convince me to give up please...

[Anonymous No.54945244]

JPM IS GOING TO PAY ME SEVERANCE HAHAH WOOO
FUCK YOU FRC
GIMMIE MY MONEY

[Anonymous No.54945246]

>>54945221
Don't invest in a 3x etf with DECAY... you trade it not hold it.... baka.

[Anonymous No.54945249]

>>54945232
It's a joke, anon. Riffing off "Apple Computer" from the Cancel all orders video.

[Anonymous No.54945253]

>>54945242
90% of gamblers quit right before they make it big

[Anonymous No.54945254]

>DXY drops
>SPY/NASDAQ pumps
>DXY starts pumping again

It’s really not hard, follow the DXY and you’ll be fine

[Anonymous No.54945259]

>>54945246
decay deez nuts
Verification NOT required

[Anonymous No.54945260]

>>54945212
OFFICER I CHALLENGE THEE

[Anonymous No.54945264]

GOD CANDLE

[Anonymous No.54945266]

>>54945242
Listen to this song 21 times. Not once. Not "a few times until you get sick of it". No, 21 times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo

[Anonymous No.54945267]

>>54945099
The next time that SOXL reaches $20, a loaf of bread will be $40.

[Anonymous No.54945273]

Whelp the slurpers have arrived. There will never be a red day again it seems

[Anonymous No.54945278]

>maks a few smart plays
>wipe em all playing with penny stocks
Bros...

[Anonymous No.54945280]

>>54945244
Congrats, Bloomberganon. You earned i t.

[Anonymous No.54945283]

HEY JANNIE

[Anonymous No.54945286]

>>54945259
this pic is convincing. Am I about to get HOOKED?

[Anonymous No.54945287]

Lum will make all your investments green
simply post her

[Anonymous No.54945298]

Hmm anyone else feel the timeline shift today?

[Anonymous No.54945300]

>>54945259
Compare it to BAKA faggot... Which was close to getting back to it's ATH. while SOXL looking like a old shriveled up old penis that can barely go up even with an injection AI Virgra.

[Anonymous No.54945302]

>>54945287
i'll give her a (you)

[Anonymous No.54945304]

>>54945280
thanks boutta get PAID
SIGN THAT CHECK JAMIE

[Anonymous No.54945315]

>>54945302
bless you my child

[Anonymous No.54945322]

TOP bros I can't figure out if we're winning or losing. The ticker hasn't moved for hours now

[Anonymous No.54945323]

japan with blacks

[Anonymous No.54945328]

>>54945242
Unironically throw it all in TRKA and don't sell until the S3 shelf is in full swing.

They have Jefferies setting them up with a recapitalization with seemingly the same playbook they used for GME

[Anonymous No.54945338]

>>54945226

[Anonymous No.54945340]

>>54945300
?? If you bagheld SOXL for years you're up 2-3x more than bagholding SOXX or S.M.H.

[Anonymous No.54945345]

>>54944961
Good call anon, I closed and went long

[Anonymous No.54945350]

mumus you don't have much time left.
when market realizes every pump gets sold and we're making lower highs, fear will come back real fast

[Anonymous No.54945355]

>>54944789
"middle of a massive bullrun"
Nigger that was Febuary, you're missing by 4 months and 3 of the biggest bank failures since 2008

[Anonymous No.54945357]

>>54945322
Trading halted with bid-ask at 6.3 to 6.43.

[Anonymous No.54945360]

My 50 percent down spy put sold at 20 percent profit at bottom, then bought calls at bottom. Today went from very shit to decent

[Anonymous No.54945361]

>>54945323
I'm listening.

[Anonymous No.54945373]

>>54943832
>I have a standing limit order for 10.37 and 10.25 as we speak. If 10.37 gets hit again the price is guaranteed to go straight through the floor from that point. If I don't get my buy it will moon. God speed anon
I want the record to reflect that I placed this 10.37 order on BYND and the stock immediately began violently crabbing thus never triggering my order. The market mocks me. This is my trading life

[Anonymous No.54945382]

>>54945322
You got TKAT'd. Enjoy the bag, glory to China.

[Anonymous No.54945384]

>>54945373
Well it's only fair, seeing as BYND's product mocks God.

[Anonymous No.54945388]

>buy in
>market dies

goddamn jooooooosss

[Anonymous No.54945389]

>>54944394
Finally got rid of my cyst on my dick. How many whores should I fuck tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.54945399]

>>54945389
>getting rid of free extra girth

[Anonymous No.54945406]

>>54944998
Is this the wednesday chick?

[Anonymous No.54945409]

>>54945399
Women live the noodle dick anon

[Anonymous No.54945421]

>>54945021
It's from the same creator as Ranma and Inuyasha

[Anonymous No.54945422]

cup n handle these balls mumu

[Anonymous No.54945423]

>>54945389
>knobbed for her pleasure
seems like a bad investment

[Anonymous No.54945424]

CELH bros ww@

[Anonymous No.54945429]

I should have maintained my mpw shorts

[Anonymous No.54945444]

>>54945429
That you, snailanon?

[Anonymous No.54945453]

all my investments are going sideways

[Anonymous No.54945461]

[Anonymous No.54945464]

>>54945444
Nah I followed him and then it pumped. Dumped. Exited for no loss. Pumped again and now its been halved.

[Anonymous No.54945480]

>>54945461
Would be cool if we hit 412 today. We can just keep buying puts and calls and farm money infinitely. I'm really smart I know

[Anonymous No.54945483]

Why aren’t investors fleeing to the safety of gold anymore?

[Anonymous No.54945484]

What do you know, my simulator portfolio is mooning

[Anonymous No.54945494]

>>54945355
February was the start of it. When I'm shorting, I don't go for companies all the bulls are piling onto. I don't ask myself, "what's the consistently strongest performing company on nasdaq?" and then decide that's what I want to bet my money on the bulls turning into sellers. I'm looking for weak performing companies on what I think is a upward bounce and then trying to ride the fall down to a new low. It's dangerous to put myself in between bulls thinking I'm going to short and get squeezed by momentum. There's at least hundreds of better shorting opportunities out there than NVDA.

[Anonymous No.54945499]

>>54945480
we're going to break 410 today and close below.
it's the last time we see it for the year

[Anonymous No.54945505]

>>54945483
>hiroe will never fuckin finish black lagoon
>revy and rock will never ride off into the sunset
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54945506]

>>54945499
I wish this were true but I know the crabbing will continue

[Anonymous No.54945511]

>>54945499
The premarket pump to 414 is what confused me. What caused that?

[Anonymous No.54945512]

>>54945483
I have 3 smol gold coins, and a few silvers
Big investors are going to gold though, I don't know why you say that. Two days ago I was watching some videos on it, look up the treasury deposits of gold per country, China is steamrolling, with USA in 2nd place. The demand for metals is huge right now

[Anonymous No.54945516]

>>54945511
stop loss hunting on low liquidity

[Anonymous No.54945517]

>>54945499
0DTE is going to suck it back up to near open.

[Anonymous No.54945530]

I've decided to become a divvy nig. Sorry bros. I suck at day trading.

[Anonymous No.54945538]

>>54944403
>Stick around past midnight
i need the timezone here, because if it's amerifat time that's 8am+ to everywhere else that matters.

[Anonymous No.54945543]

apple fall off tree

[Anonymous No.54945547]

>>54945530
Smart move. Join us in PBR.

[Anonymous No.54945558]

>>54945530
enjoy your borderline comfortable retirement in 30 years from now

[Anonymous No.54945561]

alright be back after lunch and work out
take care of the markets while i'm away
have a lum to tide you over

[Anonymous No.54945585]

>shit&piss
uh oh mumu having a lil trouble?

[Anonymous No.54945586]

And there we go, the last 41 handle on the S&P ever.
Mumu? Are you ok? Let's talk about how this makes you feel.

[Anonymous No.54945588]

markets dead
generals dead
americas invaded

[Anonymous No.54945593]

>>54945505
suffering

[Anonymous No.54945600]

Bobros is it time to short this ponzi? Is the trap sprung yet?

[Anonymous No.54945606]

>>54945249
I know I like the joke, I actually posted the response before I saw my BOIL bags ripping (Cost average of $3.03, holding for the short squeeze.)

[Anonymous No.54945621]

>>54945588
The crabs won, I hope you practiced walking sideways.

[Anonymous No.54945625]

What are some stocks

[Anonymous No.54945633]

>>54945625
NYA

[Anonymous No.54945637]

>>54945600
the top is in and we've seen the gains of the year.
was a good run for mumu but you can go balls deep into shorts now, financially speaking

[Anonymous No.54945646]

>>54945621
Mr snibs should be number one on the FBI's most wanted list. He's a fucking menace.

[Anonymous No.54945666]

bulls awfully quiet

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54945669]

>>54945621
I dunno, I made another 100 shares of SKYT trading that AZO put.

[Anonymous No.54945676]

$ZAPP halted up

[Anonymous No.54945677]

Can someone post the correct OP format. I'm on my sister's phone.

[Anonymous No.54945688]

>>54945666
I've been bearish the past two weeks and got fucked over every day by V-shaped recoveries so I bought calls today and FINALLY there's no recovery and I lost all my money

[Anonymous No.54945696]

FAAGTMAN bros did we get too cocky??

[Anonymous No.54945697]

Stock prices have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. I do not feel there will be soon if ever a 50 or 60 point break from present levels, such as (bears) have predicted. I expect to see the stock market a good deal higher within a few months.

[Anonymous No.54945700]

>>54945676
I fucking sold for a 10% loss... bastards...

[Anonymous No.54945707]

>>54945600
The timing isn’t great anon. Once Memorial Day hits, all the big name traders retreat to the Hamptons for the summer and have algos manipulate the market to their whim and fancy. They won’t dump it if they’re not hands on in the office. Hence why dumps usually occur in Spring, Fall, or Winter, not the Summer. So we have two more weeks to get through, then it’ll be crab or pump Summer

[Anonymous No.54945709]

>>54945700
damn bro, sorry.

[Anonymous No.54945720]

I'm focused on dividends because I know I'll never be able to feel comfortable selling knowing that it could possibly go up more. I would appreciate the steady income, and that's why I'm investing for income.

[Anonymous No.54945721]

mumus will call this dip bullish

[Anonymous No.54945724]

>>54944394
>namefag
>tripfag
>catspammer
Fuck off back to plebbit, catposting normalfaggot.

> My Dog killed an African Immigrant in our Garden!
https://files.catbox.moe/ynye5b.webm
> Cats, Parasites and Multiple Psychological Disorders: The Science
https://files.catbox.moe/pkiepa.webm

[Anonymous No.54945733]

>>54945724
Newfag
>>54945168

[Anonymous No.54945737]

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.54945746]

>PENDING TRADES
>UUUU
>YPF
>PBR
>BHP

[Anonymous No.54945748]

>>54945697
no one asked

[Anonymous No.54945749]

Made $900 on the slots last night. Better than the stock market.

[Anonymous No.54945758]

>>54945749
you'll lose $2100 EOM, glgl

[Anonymous No.54945759]

>>54945749
you should play every day

[Anonymous No.54945771]

>>54945749
I thought the whole traders are just gamblers thing was a meme

[Anonymous No.54945775]

>>54945758
>>54945759
Last night was the last of my gambling money. I was down to my last $250 of my gambling budget, which proves the point that 90% of gamblers quit just before they hit it big.

[Anonymous No.54945778]

>charles schwab up by 2%
Apologize

[Anonymous No.54945788]

LOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54945790]

>>54945775
I lost over a grand on the yankees last night. granted I put another $1000 down on them when they were already 4 runs behind and could have won $9000, but I still lost over a grand on the yankees.

[Anonymous No.54945794]

>>54945775
>>54945749
This is just sad desu hope you can recover from your addiction before it cripples you even more than it already has

[Anonymous No.54945795]

IEP lets goooooooo

[Anonymous No.54945800]

>>54945737
Resdit is bullish, glownigger.

[Anonymous No.54945806]

>Hindenburg stole DD from 2016
its over

[Anonymous No.54945816]

Rally happens in 1 hour, and we close the day green.

[Anonymous No.54945818]

digits and market crashes next week

[Anonymous No.54945819]

>>54945778
American cuisine at its finest

[Anonymous No.54945824]

>>54945790
Jesus baggot, you're more of a degenerate than I am. Who the fuck drops a grand on a baseball game?
>>54945794
What's sad about winning money? Also I assigned Bloomberg anon the responsibility of being my kill switch. I gave him my real name and address and instructed him to post my obituary in the unfortunate case that I die unexpectedly so I'll never disappear. That being said, I'll never kill myself.

[Anonymous No.54945844]

>>54945806
that makes it even worse that (((Icahn))) could keep his ponzi running in plain sight for so long

[Anonymous No.54945851]

I lost so much money today. I sold

[Anonymous No.54945852]

>>54945625
META, AAPL, GOOG, MSFT, AMZN, NFLX

ignore them all they're at tops

[Anonymous No.54945863]

>>54945844
see you at $40

[Anonymous No.54945865]

>>54945844
>Its a ponzi because the stock requires new investors to buy in to make the value go up!
so everything is a ponzi and Hindenburg needs to go after the SPX next.

[Anonymous No.54945866]

>>54945851
pigs get slaughtered fucking bullnigger

[Anonymous No.54945871]

invoke executive order 12631 right fucking now

[Anonymous No.54945873]

When's it turning around for Warner Brothers?

[Anonymous No.54945884]

>>54945866
Checked, but geez, you gotta rub salt on the wound? Poor guy is just trying to play the game.

[Anonymous No.54945904]

>>54945865
he can't even disclose his margin loans. it's literally over for (((Icahn)))

[Anonymous No.54945914]

>SPY over 400
So when is the crash happening,bobos?

[Anonymous No.54945938]

>>54945914
It already happened you just aren't seeing it yet

[Anonymous No.54945942]

>>54945904
>Please tell me how low the stock has to go for you to get margin called you're a coward if you don't reveal this information nooooooo don't buy back 27 percent of the float this isn't serving your investors my short positi...ACK....

[Anonymous No.54945944]

>>54945914
2 weeks
usd is rip

[Anonymous No.54945953]

>>54945914
next week after we get the news over the weekend that PACW blew up

[Anonymous No.54945962]

>>54945884
yea, well you suck at this game

[Anonymous No.54945967]

You guys reckon oil's gonna drop to 60-ish for US to reload? Summer season soon and recession is a meme so I don't think it's gonna drop that low. Was looking to scoop up some nice oil stocks with nice divvies but they ain't frickin moving

[Anonymous No.54945976]

>>54944428
>Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any dividends?
no way fag, can't imagine actually holding stocks for that long

[Anonymous No.54945978]

>>54945967
>recession is a meme
lol

[Anonymous No.54945987]

So when you finally make it, what absurd rich person haircut will you get? For me? It's the Al Davis.

[Anonymous No.54946001]

So if PACWest ends the day sub $4.50 is it officially over for them?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54946013]

>>54945824
I'm still up about 23 hundred on the month and over 8 grand on the year sports betting.

[Anonymous No.54946019]

>posts lum
>soxl is red
Every. Single. Time.

[Anonymous No.54946028]

>>54946019

[Anonymous No.54946038]

You dickheads better stop fucking selling during power hour. FUCK.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54946040]

anybody know anything about MercadoLibre? I just bought a bunch of puts on them for next week.

[Anonymous No.54946048]

>>54946001
its already over for them like it was for first republic. there's nothing they can do to stem the bleeding and active depositors are planning which bank they'd like to go next rather than letting the FDIC tell them later

[Anonymous No.54946053]

>>54946040
It's the amazon of the amazon. Going to infinity.

[Anonymous No.54946058]

My mouth is puckering in anticipation.

[Anonymous No.54946063]

>retail should know that a whale took out gigantic calls on this stock believing it would go up 10%
Okay. But without knowing the timeframe when he took out the calls that's kind of fucking useless. For all I know a whale option could be way out there, like 6 months out, since he can afford to wait. These little 'tips' are just to convince you to buy underwater stocks aren't they? Oh a big rich guy thinks it'll go up, don't ya wanna be rich? Buy AQB! Trust us goy.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54946070]

>>54946053
Yeah, but aren't all the amazonians from the amazon coming to north america to cross our border illegally and shop at the real amazon?

[Anonymous No.54946072]

>>54944416
The funniest indian in the universe.

[Anonymous No.54946083]

>>54945942
he won't even disclose his principal while his other companies holdings being down like -30% each
he's probably massively levered and deep underwater, the fed hikes on his interest rates didn't help him either
would be funny if this retard blows up after being le epic company raider himself

[Anonymous No.54946087]

>>54945226
>BOIL
3$ is the new floor. No way we break below it again.

[Anonymous No.54946091]

I'm long SOFI
This shit is gonna moon when student loan payments start up again

[Anonymous No.54946101]

>>54946013
All I'm saying is, I think your gookfu should probably be in charge of the household finances

[Anonymous No.54946104]

i wish it was monday already

[Anonymous No.54946107]

>>54946083
>Just disclose critical information during a naked short selling campaign bro just let me win bro its my turn to win mom says I get to be a billionaire now!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54946115]

>>54946091
i'm sure lending money to people who shouldn't get loans to begin with is great business, what could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.54946117]

>>54946019
this looks like one of those AI generated horror shows

[Anonymous No.54946119]

>>54946112
>>54946112

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54946127]

>>54946101
i've watched her drop 25 hundred in a single night playing black jack at the casino

[Anonymous No.54946132]

>>54946091
You sure they won't just default in unison?

[Anonymous No.54946475]

>>54945987
Imma get a yolandi haircut.

[Anonymous No.54946503]

>>54946475
in fairness she wears it a lot better than al davis

[Anonymous No.54947197]

>>54944394
You have to go back.

[Anonymous No.54948058]

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>bumping a plebbitor's thread

[Anonymous No.54948067]

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>bumping a plebbitor's thread

[Anonymous No.54948075]

>>54948058
>>54948067
sneed

[Anonymous No.54948087]

>>54944394
>an /smg/ made by a jewish namefagging catspammer from plebbit
Truly one of the worst /smg/s ever made.