/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.54932719]

>Plagued biz of white squares
>Apparently it's a coin
>Webpage is a degen's daydream of what a memecoin should be
>The manifesto is the dev confirming he's mentally insane
>Launched at 3 am
>Already live on hotbit
You cannot make this shit up

[Anonymous No.54932815]

>>54932719
>You cannot make this shit up

[Anonymous No.54932848]

>you will own $nothing and be happy
Wtf were kikes the good guys?

[Anonymous No.54932862]

>>54932719
Im buying it to make people seethe op

[Anonymous No.54932867]

>>54932848
Yes

[Anonymous No.54932876]

>>54932848
LO CAMBIA TODO

[Anonymous No.54932883]

>>54932848
Turns out the whole rethoric of owning nothing and having nothing (and being happy) was so fucking strong some degens turned it into a coin
and hotbit decided it was a good idea to list it lol

[Anonymous No.54932890]

>>54932719
Bagging into it to make normies and bluechiptards seethe. I haven't read about it and i don't know what the purpose is. tell me the contract op, im slurping

[Anonymous No.54932894]

>>54932876
but why megamind

[Anonymous No.54932910]

>>54932815
What's that supposed to mean anon?
>hurr durr it's not HASHK compliant and it hasn't formed the DICK-69 paper
>It isn't sucking the dick of the FED to appear "formal"
fuck off, most memecoins that actually make it aren't certified or passed any sort of audit and people still buy them

[Anonymous No.54932929]

>>54932815
>Find the page
>it's all in 2004 internet style with animal crossing shop music slowed down and full of gibberish
the devs didn't even try to be funny

[Anonymous No.54933111]

>>54932929
>my shitcoin is serious and revolutionary you can't just make shitcoins like this REEEEE YOU'RE MAKING CRYPTO LOOK DUMB REEE
You OK anon?

[Anonymous No.54933124]

>>54932719
This is the first try-hard meme coin I've seen. Devs seem to know what they're doing

[Anonymous No.54933203]

>>54933124
honestly i've spent 20 minutes reading the manifesto and the devs are on the line between clinically insane and totally genius

i love it

[Anonymous No.54933214]

>>54933203
>they have a stanley parable-style narrator saying "don't buy the coin" on their tw pinned tweet
lmao
https://twitter.com/nothingsquer/status/1656498359627141121

[Anonymous No.54933224]

>>54933203
No need to be cringy, they're a bunch of basement dwellers trying to get rich, quick. They'll probably rug if it hits $100m

[Anonymous No.54933226]

>>54933111
Im buying the square, not because i agree with the project, but because it's white

[Anonymous No.54933249]

>>54933111
This screams "the devs are unimaginative"
>verification not required
even biz agrees with me

[Anonymous No.54933255]

>>54933249
>capitalism bcomes philosophicl
OH COME ON IT'S SO STUPID ITS FUNNY

[Anonymous No.54933260]

>>54933249
made me chuckle anon i think you're just dead inside

[Anonymous No.54933291]

>>54933249
meguka

[Anonymous No.54933298]

>normies seethe mor
>>54933249
>This screams "the devs are unimaginative"
>verification not required
>even biz agrees with me

[Anonymous No.54933330]

>>54933249
NOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUNNY COIN YOU CAN'T YOU CAN'T

[Anonymous No.54934017]

>>54932719
This think mooning would be peak clown world, so I'm in.

[Anonymous No.54934034]

>>54934017
*thing, dammit

[Anonymous No.54934113]

>>54933111
Zoomers are cringe and lack creativity. Zoomercaust wen?

[Anonymous No.54934359]

>>54933249
>kekw
fucking twitch coin