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54916382 No.54916382 [Reply] [Original]

I sold my soul to Lucifer and I'm still not rich.

>> No.54916392

>>54916382
gay for pay wasn't as lucrative as you thought?

>> No.54916941

We will never be part of the elites no matter how rich or blackmailed we are. They're a different kind of race altogether and will always see us as vermins

>> No.54917029

>>54916382
Reminder that you can always return to God free of cost. God asks that you accept his gift; he is not selling you anything.

>> No.54918254

>>54917029
amen anon

>> No.54918350

>>54916382
Did you take a loan or what ?

>> No.54919677
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54919677

>anon summons me to sell soul to devil
>wants to be "mega rich lambo wagmi" typical bullshit
>tell him he's probably better off working hard, investing smartly, and being patient in the current market enviroment
>get's pissy and says he didn't summon a demon for financial advice
>retard doesn't know the difference between daemons and demons...
>threatens me with sea salt and burning kitchen sage...
>Alright, just a sec anon.
>Make astral call to Baal in accounting
>Tells me demonic forces are planning on rug pulling after the next halfening and initiate the Mark of the Beast
>See if he can give me a discount on my astral hybrid if I give him a tip on this huge loosh contract
>Laughs and says yeah, he'll make him rich the day before the great reset and collapse
>Alright anon, it's done.