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My young fit female tenant is unable to pay her rent this month. What are my options?

>> No.54913106

rope yourself for being a landlord when you could be getting 6% yield on tbills

>> No.54913109

>>54913095
If your name is Mark Mercer, you would proposition (read: pressure) her into having sex with you to reduce the rent.

>> No.54913116

I will pay for her just let her enjoy being young

>> No.54913133

As a landlord, it's important to approach this situation with empathy and understanding, while also protecting your own interests. Here are some options to consider:

Communicate openly: Talk to your tenant about their situation and try to understand the reason behind their inability to pay rent. This can help you come up with a fair and appropriate solution.

Offer a payment plan: If your tenant is going through a temporary financial hardship, consider offering a payment plan that allows them to pay off their missed rent over a period of time.

Defer rent temporarily: Depending on the circumstances, you could offer to defer the rent for a limited period, with the understanding that the tenant will pay back the deferred amount in the future.

Partial rent payment: Another option is to accept a partial payment for the current month, with the understanding that the remaining balance will be paid in the following months.

Use security deposit: You can discuss using the security deposit to cover the rent for the current month. Keep in mind that this may not be an ideal long-term solution, as the tenant will need to replenish the deposit at some point.

Assist in finding financial resources: If your tenant is struggling financially, you could help them explore resources such as local rent assistance programs, nonprofit organizations, or government assistance programs.

Terminate the lease: If the tenant is unable to pay rent and no suitable solution can be agreed upon, you may need to consider terminating the lease. Be sure to follow the eviction laws and procedures in your jurisdiction, and provide the required notice to the tenant.

Remember that the ideal outcome should be a mutually agreeable solution that protects both your interests and those of your tenant. It's important to remain flexible and compassionate during this process, and to be aware of your legal rights and obligations as a landlord.

>> No.54913134

>>54913116
This

>> No.54913136

>>54913095
There's no way awkwardly fucking her is worth it.

>> No.54913149

>>54913095
>proposition her for sex
>she is secretly recording you
>get sued
>she now owns your house

>> No.54913153

Ask her
>Well, can you think of any way you could make this right?
or
>Well, perhaps we could come to an agreement, here, despite the rent issue. See what you of.
Without actually propositioning her for sex. If she offers sex, you should be in the clear if she then later tries to go after you for sexual harassment, as it was her proposition. And if she doesn't proposition, evict her.

>> No.54913169

>>54913133
The level of plebbit here is screeching. You must go back.

>> No.54913282

>>54913133
Hi ChatGPT

>> No.54913294

>>54913095
kick her out on the street
try to pressure her into sexing you

>> No.54913331

She would clap you so hard, pump and dump you, do you really want to be used like that??

>> No.54913375

>>54913106
>6% yield
kek.

>> No.54913389

>>54913133
Uh...thanks

>> No.54913398

>>54913375
6 is trash, I dont even touch REITs that are below 15%.

>> No.54913408

>>54913106
are tbills safe?
When was the last time you heard a tbill being worth 6% if the country issuing them wasn't about to default?

>> No.54913419

even if she fucked you once in what world is that worth a month of rent that bitch needs to fuck 15 times a month

>> No.54913630

>>54913419
You don't know how much of a pain in the ass it is to evict someone in certain jurisdictions.

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>>54913106
Yeah, you're right and every single landlord is wrong. Why don't you tell me what the next Powerball's gonna be Mr. Know-It-All?

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>>54913116

>> No.54913667

>>54913095
Tell the bitch to pay up or she's getting evicted.

>> No.54913670

>>54913095

dick her down

>> No.54913682

>>54913095
Pp in the vagina after pp on the feet gets the wall bound CuNi free rent for a week

>> No.54913706

>>54913149
>>54913153

Definitely make sure you are aware of where her phone is when you tell her that she can pay rent by sitting on your face. Young bitches are always sneaky and recording.

>> No.54913736

>>54913133
>not one mention of sex in exchange of housing
This is why AI will never catch on.

>> No.54913748
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>>54913095
there's this guy on pornhub who has to fuck his tenants who can't pay rent constantly. there's new chicks every week i don't know how he does it. there's also a taxi driver that fucks every chick he picks up. and job interviews that aren't even real its just sex. and sometimes the same chick will end up on all these channels what are the odds. imagine you're a woman, you wake up and fuck your landlord, then get in a taxi for a job interview and get fucked, then get fucked at the job interview then you go back home and order a pizza, we all know how that ends.

>> No.54913775

>>54913149
that must be where all the footage on pornhub is coming from. i think the cases must be getting tossed out in court though because the same guy is fucking new tenants every week.

>> No.54913796

>>54913748
Man that's crazy. Can't believe they record the whole thing and just keep getting away with it.

>> No.54913812

>>54913748
There's also a male strip club that has sex with brides-to-be and all the bridesmaids too. The world is truly a crazy place.

>> No.54913815

>>54913796
they probably try to take it to court, only the judge isn't real, and they have to gangbang the jury

>> No.54913874

>>54913106
>just lock you fiat in for yield before the rugpull goy

No

>> No.54913875

>>54913106
You can’t leverage t-bills as much as you can real estate

>> No.54913879

>>54913812
wow, the things chicks get up to when they don't know the camera is rolling

>> No.54914027

>>54913815
They don't even make it to court. The woman cop offers to drop all the charges in exchange for a blowjob and anal. The female sex truly has no bounds to their depravity.

>> No.54914186

>>54914027
truly pornhub has opened our eyes to the secret world of very real sex that people are having in everyday circumstances. the number of chicks using sex to sell real estate for example, if you want to buy a house these days you pretty much get to fuck the realtor. probably driving up housing costs

>> No.54914189

>>54913133
redditGPT

>> No.54914197

sexflation
too much money chasing too few good because so many jobs these days are totally fake and just a cover to trick people into sex and not actually producing any real value

>> No.54914206

>>54913095
stop larping fag

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>>54913133
As an ai language model…

>> No.54914215

>>54913408
they have a money printer so they can't default

>> No.54914270

bro, she will accuse you of rape and try to take your house.
i would evict her and get a more stable tenant.

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>>54913095
Being a pleb and paying your respects to our superior, PLEB
If you buy zeh bags, he will give you some good rewards soon and you can take any girl out... being a good PLEB

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>>54913095
30 day notice

>> No.54914639

>>54913106
Hahaha is that your best returns? I make 10% on a property Ive owned for a few years not including cap growth. It double back in 2021. So Ive turned $60k into $400k or so in a few years.
Thats my worst performing property...

>> No.54914676

>>54914270
She's accusing him of rape not divorcing him how would she take his house?

>> No.54914739

>>54913655
>normalnigger making an appeal to popularity
disgusting

>> No.54914758

>>54913095
force her to give you a dirty rimjob

>> No.54914818

>>54913106
But can T-bills make you nut?