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Why the fuck are matresses so expensive? How does anyone affort to sleep?

>> No.54912410

They return bigly with a long sleep involving a REM phase

>> No.54912429

>>54912410
listen to this anon, having a great bed and sleep schedule will change your life

>> No.54912430
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54912430

I sleep in a hyperbaric chamber like Michael Jackson.

>> No.54912585

>>54912403
OP, these people are niggers. You can make your own mattress out cheap pillows and make a giant feather bed for less than $200 easy. WIll last 5 years probably. Sealy and Simmons fags are really in /biz/ now shilling cushion?
>>54912410
>>54912429

>> No.54912724

>>54912403
I bought a $200 box mattress from Amazon and I slept fine for two years on it.

>> No.54912743

>>54912403
jews

>> No.54912752

>>54912403
>>54912585
sending 1eth to best DYI mattress ITT

>> No.54912824

>>54912403
>not sleepmaxing by sleeping on a dirty vinyl floor
ngmi

>> No.54912851

>>54912403
Define expensive. I bought a nice king size from Wayfair for $800 a couple of years ago. And I know there are good foam mattresses out there for less than half that price.

>> No.54912899

They don't want you to know this but the mattresses in the alley are free. You can just take them. I have 249 mattresses at home.

>> No.54913085
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>>54912403
Take the floor-sleeping redpill.

>> No.54913098

>>54912403
They are expensive because people only buy new ones every 5-10 years

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>>54912403

OP..

>> No.54913362

Buy 100% cotton mattres, Don’t cal for the micro plastic/ fiberglass (((((((fooooaaaaammmmm))))))))) or just general polyester construction with poverty springs.

>> No.54913393
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54913393

I sleep on pallets

>> No.54913397

>>54912430
I want to marry greta

>> No.54913403

>>54912403
buy an exped megamat for 300 bucks. literally every type of bed in 1

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>>54913397
I don't blame you.

>> No.54913464

>>54913085
I did that for a summer and had the second worst back pain I have felt in my entire life

>> No.54913470

>>54913098
>buy
The warranties on mattresses are very long. If it breaks within a decade and the store is still in business you can just call in the warranty and get a new one FREE. The margins on beds are so massive that they can do that and not go under.

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54913764

Just buy an air mattress at walmart, lmfao.