/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54907962]

Dead Market Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
https://www.finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

>Links for Mumus
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

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>>54906320

[Anonymous No.54907975]

The only thing dead is the MUMU's pivot.

[Anonymous No.54907979]

>>54907962
I need to add some more stuff to that chart. I have a list of fun things I've seen posted on /smg/, but haven't gotten around to updating the image yet.

[Anonymous No.54907981]

Fuck bulls, 1929 now.

[Anonymous No.54907985]

Buy tech, to the moon!

[Anonymous No.54907989]

>>54907933
>>54907954
>Medium cost of living city
>Footlong is $12.69
Subway's not even publicly traded, they don't need to be extortionate!

[Anonymous No.54907996]

Short OXY

[Anonymous No.54907997]

What's funny is CPI is gonna come in better than expected and blow bears into oblivion

[Anonymous No.54908003]

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[Anonymous No.54908004]

REMINDER THAT
>THE
>RUSSELL
>TWO
>THOUSAND
IS WAKING UP. I WARNED YOU BROS.

[Anonymous No.54908009]

/smg/, I've worn holes into my shoes again. Shill me some good shoe stocks I can invest in, and then go buy shoes from

[Anonymous No.54908010]

>>54907997
Are prices around you better than expected?

[Anonymous No.54908022]

>>54907962
>USA debt ceiling

When do we finally default and crash into oblivion?

[Anonymous No.54908026]

>>54907997
Me coming in your wife was better than expected

[Anonymous No.54908028]

>>54907985
>Buy tech, to the moon!
>bought calls on GETY
Done.

[Anonymous No.54908035]

>>54907997
If there's a 4 handle, you'll see deflationary/recession panic grip the street. And if it's in a 5 handle, that means the Fed's restrictive stance continues.

And that's just headline. Core is going to be mid 5's, no doubt about it.

[Anonymous No.54908041]

mumus hooked 18 hrs before hot CPI print

[Anonymous No.54908044]

You bought Calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.54908045]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.54908047]

>>54908009
Last month there were a few folks boosting CROX.

[Anonymous No.54908049]

>>54908010
They haven't gone up in while and meat and things have gone down yes. Even starting to see some specials at car dealerships again

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.54908054]

Fuck this shit. Market is so fake and gay, I hate it. Nobody is actually buying here.

[Anonymous No.54908055]

>>54907997
They're going to come in either on-expectations or 0.1 below estimate and it won't reassure anyone. The hikes WILL continue until morale improves.

[Anonymous No.54908056]

>>54908009
Have you tried properly measuring your foot?
>>54908044
I'm all calls, right now. 100% long portolio. Feels good.

[Anonymous No.54908062]

>>54908022
If a deal doesn't get hammered out in DC the next couple weeks, wait until June 1st, then check this at the end of every day: https://fiscaldata.treasury.gov/datasets/daily-treasury-statement/operating-cash-balance

[Anonymous No.54908065]

>>54908009
Running shoes or what? I like Saucony sneakers. They're not fashionable right now therefore reasonably priced. Good comfort good quality.

[Anonymous No.54908070]

>>54907962
>CME Fed Watch gradually increasing the chance of another rate hike

Watch as Powell hikes rates at every meeting this year

[Anonymous No.54908074]

>PACW
Goddammit I should have bought

[Anonymous No.54908077]

literally every dealership near me is choked with excess inventory but they won't lower prices

[Anonymous No.54908082]

Die carvana, DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54908086]

>>54908044
I recognize all the pornstars you post except this one

[Anonymous No.54908088]

>>54907997
>>54908010
>>54908026
>>54908035
>>54908055
Reminder that the inflation nowcast for April is at 7.6% annualized. The Fed is going to a 50bps hike next time and it will nuke the markets.
https://www.clevelandfed.org/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting

[Anonymous No.54908089]

>>54908009
>>54908065
brooks or salomon
both were an upgrade from new balance for me

[Anonymous No.54908093]

>>54908065
that's a sharp looking sneaker but too expensive for me. My shoes are exclusively made by NIKE Indonesian slave labor and sold to me at ridiculous markup and yet still no more than $60

[Anonymous No.54908103]

>>54908088
True. YoY's only good because we're rolling off last May and June which were like 1% monthly.

[Anonymous No.54908109]

Higher
For
Longer

[Anonymous No.54908111]

>>54908056
>Have you tried properly measuring your foot?
My shoes are like 5 years old. I buy shoes and wear them until my feet start feeling wet in the rain.
>>54908065
No, I have dedicated running shoes for running. I just need something for wearing during normal use.
I've been wearing ADDYY shoes for a long time, but the Kanye stuff has me questioning if they're a good investment (for my portfolio, and for being seen wearing)..

[Anonymous No.54908116]

>>54908086
I'm surprised you don't; she's fucked millions of people.

[Anonymous No.54908121]

>>54908077
Used cars are fucked, 5k+ for a fucking econ shitbox with 150k miles
Go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.54908124]

>>54908077
That’s funny because every dealership around me is filled with shit new cars that no one wants. Any desirable model like an F-150 or Rav-4 Hybrid are still a several month wait. Used cars prices of desirable models are still also inflated

[Anonymous No.54908128]

>0DTE strikes again

[Anonymous No.54908132]

>THE
>RUSSELL
>TWO
>THOUSAND
LOOK AT MY BOY GO

[Anonymous No.54908139]

>>54908077
Aww, poor babies. Guess they'll have to cut prices.

[Anonymous No.54908159]

>>54908132
oh look are the banks squizzling and squozzling again?

[Anonymous No.54908160]

>>54908132
>Regional banks are fixed

[Anonymous No.54908161]

>>54908139
Lending requirements becoming more strict, they'll have to do more than lower prices. Or they can just sit on their shitty inventory.

[Anonymous No.54908179]

MIC glowniggers wwa?

[Anonymous No.54908196]

>>54908159
DO NOT DISRESPECT MY SON THE RUSSELL 2000 HE MAY HAVE BEEN A LITTLE SLEEPY THIS YEAR BUT HE IS WAKING UP NOW!!! I'M WARNING YOU GUYS HE IS WAKING UP!!!

[Anonymous No.54908200]

>>54908160
...you mean, fixed like my pet kot?!

[Anonymous No.54908205]

>>54908160
>heavily exposed to commercial real estate
West coast banks will feel the pain first, long JPM and BofA. They're gonna scoop up some cheapies and the FDIC will make up the difference.

[Anonymous No.54908206]

>>54908196
If Mr. Russell really gets rolling, the rally is real.

[Anonymous No.54908211]

FUCK YOU OIL! Biden! Get the SPR lever!

[Anonymous No.54908215]

Am i seeing this right? Sumitomo made half the expected earnings and pumped?

[Anonymous No.54908222]

come on ENSC do something...

[Anonymous No.54908227]

>>54908211
if oil goes up during rising inflation
what happens when inflation stops rising?

[Anonymous No.54908230]

Cart v. horse

[Anonymous No.54908231]

DOWboomers, looks like we're winning again!

[Anonymous No.54908237]

>>54908128
>0DTE
shout out to all my niggaz, SPY, VIX1D, QQQ, SQQQ, ALL MUH MIGGAZ

[Anonymous No.54908241]

>>54908227
IDK... what?

[Anonymous No.54908247]

>>54908022
When I finally get a wife with milkers like that ;_;

[Anonymous No.54908248]

>>54908227
Cart v. horse

[Anonymous No.54908249]

I'm tired of waging bros...this wage cage got me depressed. I'm in a lot of physical and mental pain, and I struggle to find the courage and energy to move on. I'm out of energy, I cannot go on.

You will have to....carry on without me Anon

[Anonymous No.54908258]

>>54908196
>RUSSELL
I have always gotten along with every Russ I have ever met.

[Anonymous No.54908266]

>>54908258
Any 3x Russ ETFs you recomend?

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.54908269]

This is it folks. We're going down.

[Anonymous No.54908275]

>>54908258
>>54908206
MY SON THE RUSSELL 2000 IS A GOOD BOY AND I'M TELLING YOU GUYS THAT LITTLE SLEEPYHEAD IS WAKING UP FORREAL!!!

[Anonymous No.54908279]

>>54908249
yeah

[Anonymous No.54908281]

>>54908266
>3x ETFs
JUST LOAD UP ON CALLS

[Anonymous No.54908290]

>>54908269
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE GOING TO JINX IT

[Anonymous No.54908291]

>>54908281
calls on 3x ETFs?
don't mind if i do!

[Anonymous No.54908294]

>>54908249
Dont do it anon. Dont suicide! Pick up the Holy Bible and follow and believe in Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. Gain eternal life. Times may be rough for you now but suicide is not worth it. Get some help too, talk with a family member or friend about it.

[Anonymous No.54908298]

Anyone else have a bad feeling about the banks?

[Anonymous No.54908300]

>>54908215
Bruh, I bought puts on TEAM and when it dumped my puts dumped too.

The crab algos are in control.

[Anonymous No.54908303]

>>54908249
See you at work tomorrow anon, oh and Mr. Shekelstein says bathroom breaks are banned until further notice. Gotta be more productive you know?

[Anonymous No.54908313]

>>54908298
Yes. I’m gonna buy $20k in gold here pretty soon. I’m only gonna keep enough cash in my account to pay bills and the like.

[Anonymous No.54908315]

reminder that this market cares about nothing except buying every day. every bad news is good news every good news is even better news. every time you think "the recession is coming" you are only preparing yourself for more disappointment as reality doesn't care about fundamentals or any economic factors. There is only the irrational buying. buy now or suffer more losses.

[Anonymous No.54908319]

>>54908211
>Previously, the Biden Administration had resisted calls to refill the SPR, citing high prices. In October, with oil prices still above $80, the administration announced it would set up a process to refill the SPR when oil was priced between $67 and $72 a barrel.
>mfw there have been exactly fifteen (15) days where WTI price was inside that window in the last 6 months

[Anonymous No.54908321]

>>54908291
its the only way. anything else is NGMI tier

[Anonymous No.54908326]

Buy bank 3xetf or wait?

[Anonymous No.54908333]

>>54908315
side effect of 401ks auto buying everything maybe
was burry right, are we in an everything bubble?

[Anonymous No.54908334]

>>54908315
Layoffs are insanely bullish, and seeing as how (actual) unemployment will be 10% EOY, I'm thinking SPY ATH.

[Anonymous No.54908346]

>>54908326
What makes you think banks are gonna pump in the short term? You do know that every 3X etf decays over time, right?

[Anonymous No.54908349]

>>54908009
I typically wear Crocs or cowboy boots, so that'd be CROX or BRK-A (not BRK-B since that's for bitches).

[Anonymous No.54908350]

3x S&P500 ETF or 3x NASDAQ-100 ETF? Yes, it will be for the long term. No I don't care about muh fabled beta slipping.
I feel like the max drawdown is basically as shitty on the 3x S&P500 when everything goes into the shitter, which inevitably happens in the long term. Might as well bet on the Memedaq ETF then, but I'm already too much on memetech already.

[Anonymous No.54908351]

JEWTEABAGGED

[Anonymous No.54908357]

indices going up while VIX up too.
that's how tops are formed

[Anonymous No.54908364]

>>54908294
TO PRAY IS TO ACCEPT DEFEAT

[Anonymous No.54908376]

>>54908357
too bad you are a bottom

[Anonymous No.54908379]

>>54908357
Isn’t that to be expected with CPI coming tomorrow? We’ll probably get a dump with companies expecting it to be hotter than it has been previously

[Anonymous No.54908380]

>>54908334
Layoffs are bullish, bank failures are bullish, core inflation is bullish (more cost means more zeroes at the end of everything, thats insanely bullish), and of course debt ceiling will be raised, which is bullish, but even if it didn't get raised that would be bullish. There is no stopping this.

[Anonymous No.54908388]

>>54908346
Well DPST went from a low of 3.50 to 4.50 now even though banks didn't get better. Just seems like some panic selling to me and we should see a moderate recovery because of that.

[Anonymous No.54908391]

>>54907997
What's funnier is people bagholding what I assume were leveraged etfs all the way from the top in 2021 to present.
>barely down not even 1%
>anon is sweating about 'those chuddy bears'.

[Anonymous No.54908396]

>>54908350
It’s not fabled. It’s a fact. 3x etfs would make no money for the fund that manages them if they don’t decay.

[Anonymous No.54908400]

>Schwab's balance sheet remains under pressure as clients search for higher yields
so all this time the clients were ok with lower returns huh?

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4601430-charles-schwab-warren-buffett-has-warning-for-bank-investors

[Anonymous No.54908413]

>>54908376
OPEN THAT FUCKIN BUSSY CARLOS. HERE COMES DADDY

[Anonymous No.54908419]

i like this stock market thing. its a great replacement for collecting empty beer cans which are impossible to find now due to increased competition

[Anonymous No.54908420]

>>54908350
>3x S&P500
Join me, and we can rule the markets together.

[Anonymous No.54908432]

>>54908070
Love my Brooks. They were pretty expensive (about $130) but honestly worth it for the comfort alone.

[Anonymous No.54908435]

>>54908349
>not BRK-B since that's for bitches
Look at Mr Gucci Loafers over here

[Anonymous No.54908436]

>>54908400
I'd ditch Schwab solely because the stupid "CHECK OUT THE NEW SNAP TICKET" popup refuses to go away.

[Anonymous No.54908438]

if SPY closes above 411 this week I starve.

[Anonymous No.54908440]

>we're not in a bubble

[Anonymous No.54908442]

>>54908420
>-84k
I think I'm gonna puke

[Anonymous No.54908443]

>>54908388
What banks do you see recovering?

[Anonymous No.54908445]

As a SCHW customer with a goombling account holding SWVXX, should I dump their name brand MM fund and just slurp the long shares of SCHW and sell calls on the bag? If they go under the MM fund goes under too right? Is owning SWVXX the same risk as owning SCHW? serious question

[Anonymous No.54908447]

>deposit some money into my Vanguard account
>don't buy funds right away though, waiting for a dip
>money in account pays interest
>now have an extra 58 cents in my account

[Anonymous No.54908455]

>>54908436
kek good thing i normally login with their boomer SSE program instead of the website

[Anonymous No.54908457]

>>54908445
If the parent org of the fund goes under they liquidate the fund for whatever the value is and distribute it back to you. It doesn't go to 0.

[Anonymous No.54908460]

>>54908447
Brokerage accounts now pay more interest than savings accounts.

[Anonymous No.54908462]

>>54908044
>buy calls! Ignore that the market has hit a technical resistance during one of the most bearish periods of the year at a time of rising inflation, collapsing banks, jewy FED execs and bullish retards telling you that debt ceilings are bullish
I've seen this episode before.

[Anonymous No.54908467]

>>54908457
good to know, thanks for the info

[Anonymous No.54908468]

>>54908462
this time will be different

[Anonymous No.54908472]

>>54908460
Bold of you to suggest banks pay savings interest.

[Anonymous No.54908471]

>>54908400
>banks offer garbage interest rates for over a decade
>people get lazy and leave money in their checking accounts
>banks and Treasury start offering higher interest rates
>people start fleeing the banks for more free money
>banks are caught flat footed

For anybody older, they should remember pre-2008 when interest rates were high and banks offered good savings rates. We’re going back to those times, but banks don’t want to accept that and will go down kicking and screaming about how offering people fair rates on their bank accounts and CDs is unfair to them and their shareholders

[Anonymous No.54908474]

>>54908445
you won't lose money but why take the risk

[Anonymous No.54908476]

>>54908351
Remember axons, rich globalist faggots may be physically strong which is why if it is ever necessary to defend yourself against one, use a high caliber gun to ensure your safety.

[Anonymous No.54908477]

>>54908266
Your choices are basically TNA/TZA or URTY/SRTY:
https://etfdb.com/etfdb-category/leveraged-equities/
https://etfdb.com/themes/leveraged-3x-inverse-short-etfs/

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.54908478]

Timber!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54908482]

>>54908468
Yeah this time you'll be completely broke with no way to recover

[Anonymous No.54908488]

>>54908472
My main one is paying over 4%, actually. The other about 3.9%

[Anonymous No.54908490]

DOWN
DOWN
DOWN
TO GOBLIN TOWN

[Anonymous No.54908492]

>>54908442
You know nothing of my resolve.

[Anonymous No.54908493]

Small caps bros when to buy

[Anonymous No.54908495]

>>54908471
>will go down kicking and screaming about how offering people fair rates on their bank accounts and CDs is unfair to them and their shareholders
Reminds me how california is losing people in spite of immigration, but most places there still offer shit salaries like "61k a year in a city where rent for 1 room is 30k a year". Cunts need to raise wages and interest rates or suffer a total collapse.

[Anonymous No.54908498]

Nice redildo there :)

[Anonymous No.54908503]

>>54908442
>>54908492
SPXLanon got that dog in him

[Anonymous No.54908505]

Any of you lads here buying Airbnb before earnings?

[Anonymous No.54908508]

>someone just hits the SELL EVERYTHING button

[Anonymous No.54908515]

>ebay
>paypal

What other tech companies are future xerox tier?

[Anonymous No.54908522]

>>54908436
Holy shit I thought that was just me. Why are they even doing that if we'll migrate to ToS anyway?

[Anonymous No.54908526]

>>54908490
It's down down to goblin town. Down down to goblin town. Down down to goblin towwwwn.

Get it right anon

[Anonymous No.54908527]

My travel agent at Mariott just said this summer is gonna be the busiest since pre-COVID. Buy Mariott/Wynn

[Anonymous No.54908529]

>>54908515
I'm shocked people still use ebay.

[Anonymous No.54908532]

>>54908474
>but why take the risk
because if SCHW does survive and I invest shares at a generational bottom, you will be calling me lord of the land eventually

[Anonymous No.54908535]

>>54908515
NVDA computer.

[Anonymous No.54908536]

>>54908495
> Cunts need to raise wages and interest rates or suffer a total collapse.

They’re likely over leveraged into god knows what. Most businesspeople have a tendency to spend their excess cash on reinvesting into the business or owner disbursements to pay for this or that. They probably don’t have the money and to get it freed up to pay for higher wages/interest rates they’ll likely have to let that beach house go or give back their daughter’s luxury car lease. We aren’t at that desperate of a point yet, hence the lack of drastic change.

[Anonymous No.54908541]

>>54908515
Ebay is such an embarrassing fall from grace, they were literally on par with Amazon at one point now they're a joke.
I think the reputation for scams got to consumers

[Anonymous No.54908542]

>>54908527
MAR already had an earnings pop on the 2nd though.

[Anonymous No.54908545]

>>54908529
I use eBay. What is a better alternative where you can bid on boomer trinkets?

[Anonymous No.54908549]

>>54908493
market buy this morning was best time. the second best time was just now when it dipped near weekly fair value. the third best time is RIGHT THE FUCK NOW BECAUSE MY BOY THE RUSSELL 2000 IS WAKING UP!!!

[Anonymous No.54908556]

>>54908508
Its probably a bunch of congressmen and congresswomyn.

[Anonymous No.54908558]

Based

[Anonymous No.54908575]

>>54908492
your account has barely moved in the last 3 years even during the bull market, fuck have you been buying?

[Anonymous No.54908578]

>>54908545
>Taking on the boomer spirit through their things like some shitty Stephen King book

[Anonymous No.54908579]

>>54908541
There was a time where ebay wasn't a scamfest? It's been that way since at least 2015. You buy from a chinese guy and he sells you dogturds, you sell to a chinese guy and he chargeback scams you. What a great website!

[Anonymous No.54908580]

>>54908549
I am just gonna sell $165 this chart look gross

[Anonymous No.54908581]

Who fatfingered this time?

[Anonymous No.54908587]

>>54908527
My FBI agent at DC just said this summer is gonna be the busiest since pre-COVID. Buy Israeli ETFs

[Anonymous No.54908588]

>>54908529
Yeah. Biz, the techfag hub shits on ebay with a new ebay hate thread atleast once a week. Boomers and the normaloids have facebook marketplace and amazon. Ebay is what? Pajeet scammers? Checked their front page and they shill jordan sneakers lmfao. Shit, some other ancient website like newgrounds probably has better lasting power and attraction then ebay.

[Anonymous No.54908602]

>>54908529
ebay is good for secondhand or old items. I often can't find certain items brand new (old video games, anime merch that came out 5 or more years ago) and ebay is the best place to buy and look for these items. Otherwise I just use Amazon.

[Anonymous No.54908610]

why is abolishing all taxes and just printing so you have enough a bad idea?
printing means everyone pays the same % wise
seems fair, and even better the less money you have because scaling a small amount of money is much easier (higher %)

[Anonymous No.54908622]

>>54908579
It was pretty common to use both Ebay and Amazon circa early 2010s, usually whichever was cheaper. But yes, Ebay was always shitty. Their delivery times are also shittier, which isn't surprising because Amazon's times have also gotten worse.

[Anonymous No.54908639]

>>54908357
uh guise... VIX1D... it's doing a Sieg Heil formation... o/

[Anonymous No.54908649]

>>54908639
they are sending a message

[Anonymous No.54908665]

What bank is best bank? I guess the fdic likes jpm if they're cutting backroom deals to "stabilize" the banking sector

[Anonymous No.54908668]

>>54908639
o/

[Anonymous No.54908671]

>>54908541
>>54908579
>>54908622
if you bought ebay back in 2010 you would have 10x your money
now seethe

[Anonymous No.54908676]

>>54908610
Taxes shape behavior much more directly.

[Anonymous No.54908689]

>>54908668
>Heikin Ashi
Ah, the candlesticks of honorary Aryans

[Anonymous No.54908691]

>>54908088
lol,
lmao even.

[Anonymous No.54908693]

>>54908671
>if you used the 100 bucks grandma gave you in 2010, you'd have 1000 bucks- almost enough to pay rent
Oh wow!

[Anonymous No.54908695]

>>54908575
A couple of things, a lot of things, one thing.

[Anonymous No.54908699]

>>54908671
Now do Amazon

[Anonymous No.54908701]

>>54908693
should've killed your family and taken out a reverse mortgage on their properties
follow the crowd, get the results of the crowd

[Anonymous No.54908709]

>>54908578
Boomers have no sense of value so I buy their mother’s old silverware and melt it into ingots. I only buy silver below spot. I make money buying things on eBay.

[Anonymous No.54908715]

>>54908526
Sorry, inflation drove Goblin Town further down to a lower cost of living area.

[Anonymous No.54908717]

>>54908709
>PMfag
Oh, I get it now.

[Anonymous No.54908719]

PLTR sister, we won. Can't believe smg hasn't picked up on this today. Just goes to show how this shit was shilled by instiutions here a couple of years ago.

[Anonymous No.54908723]

>>54908699
12x compared to 10x, 20% difference (not compounded)
so not much difference

[Anonymous No.54908725]

>>54908139
They'd rather sink those vehicles to the bottom of the ocean (which I unironically suspect to be common practice) than to lower prices.

[Anonymous No.54908729]

>>54908575
>fuck have you been buying?
probably a lot of poots

[Anonymous No.54908733]

>>54908725
Guess that price manipulation's why they call it a *car*tel

[Anonymous No.54908740]

>>54908671
I don't know what everyone is talking about. I got all of my vintage gaming stuff at a massive discount on eBay. Yeah shipping times are fucking terrible but that's the price you pay.

[Anonymous No.54908741]

>>54908639
>VIX1D
What brokers allow retail goys to trade this?

[Anonymous No.54908756]

I'm all in (short).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj4yymmPCkU

[Anonymous No.54908757]

>>54908579
>>54908622
Still using Ebay, or I buy directly online. Fuck amazon.

[Anonymous No.54908766]

What is the most degenerate bet possible in the stock market?

[Anonymous No.54908777]

>>54908723
Cope

[Anonymous No.54908782]

>>54908766
vix long

[Anonymous No.54908783]

>>54908766
long UVIX

[Anonymous No.54908791]

>>54908766
PACWP. It's not even an options play, but still behaves like a lottery ticket. And you have *zero* insight on it.

[Anonymous No.54908795]

>>54908782
>>54908783
i like your thinking fren :)

[Anonymous No.54908802]

>>54908757
Amazon is guaranteed chink garbage regardless of what you buy. There are many cases of people trying to buy legitimate PS4 controllers from there and still getting chink knock offs. You literally can't trust anything you buy from there.

[Anonymous No.54908812]

Time to go all in on cash

[Anonymous No.54908816]

>>54908757
I still use Ebay because the retards trying to hustle antiques/used shit on Amazon are worse

[Anonymous No.54908824]

The ol' theta decay vanna creep on the VIX1D... nice

[Anonymous No.54908830]

>>54908816
Not to mention fucking Gary vee tier losers will sell things for a penny in profit just to under bid you and fuck you over.

[Anonymous No.54908847]

>>54908766
depends on how much money you have
if you have a lot (institutional), probably south korean options as chaebols rig markets to farm option premiums
for retail like us, probably options on QD, a chinese VIE holding trading at 0.16 book. This is degenerate because it's a leveraged derivative of a derivative in a company which you will never legally control equity in no matter how many shares you have
but you still have rights to the cash flows paid to shareholders if the chinese company representative and its local government agency allow it
yes it really works like this

[Anonymous No.54908849]

>>54908812
"If you say why not cash gang today, I say why not short LETFs? If you say short LETFs, I say why not calls on short LEFTs?"

[Anonymous No.54908850]

>>54908812
physical greenback under the mattress right?

[Anonymous No.54908857]

>>54908380
Mein Neger

[Anonymous No.54908860]

SOXS, DRV, FAZ, and DRIP, frens.
You will be rich.

[Anonymous No.54908865]

>>54908824
>1 day vix contracts
I generally don't know where the degeneracy stops anymore.

[Anonymous No.54908870]

>>54908062
Now there are only six.

[Anonymous No.54908876]

should I buy bonds on the margin? W-will this work? It sounds stupid but if I can 2x my return over a short period of time then why not?

[Anonymous No.54908878]

>>54908865
I love how daily volatility of the S&P is just determined by degenerate options goomblers

[Anonymous No.54908883]

>>54908610
It would cause hyperinflation. At least with taxes the government has to stop at some point. If you let them print without limit they would do exactly that.

[Anonymous No.54908886]

>>54908471
Unironically this.
N/Z/LIRP is over.

[Anonymous No.54908895]

>>54908865
I'm just imagining some VIX bobo bagholding hundreds of worthless VIX1D poots

[Anonymous No.54908902]

>>54908757
>>54908816
I still use eBay and do not have an AMZN account. I bought
THE INTELLIGENT INVOOSTER
off of eBay just a few weeks ago, even. About every other month I get a pharmacy item I require from an eBay Costco drop shipper that saves me about half the price of even the WMT generic. Agreed, fuck AMZN.

[Anonymous No.54908910]

>>54908471
your greentext is exactly why I gained the confidence this year to fire my professional advisor and take over the accounts myself. I'm literally better at risk management than upper level management at these banks. Everyone has been exposed as a niggerloving faggot.

[Anonymous No.54908913]

>>54908471
>lend out money to people at absurdly high interest rates
>refuse to give any interest when those people lend their money back to them

really makes you think

[Anonymous No.54908924]

[Anonymous No.54908936]

>>54908924

[Anonymous No.54908939]

>>54908471
>We’re going back to those times
I read this book last year to get into trading, and this book talks a decent amount about taking into account the opportunity cost of having 15% savings account rates back then. I'll take 15% in a MM fund and keep the available margin for short term option plays. Why baghold the equities themselves. What kind of greedy nigger is expecting more than 15% annually from equities? I understand rates now are only 5%... but WHAT PART OF HIGHER FOR LONGER DONT THESE GOYS UNDERSTAND

[Anonymous No.54908942]

>>54908492
I am so sorry, fren.
I hope you feel better.

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.54908947]

>>54908824
So does this mean our frens with the tiny hats are going to do some Trumping to our market tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.54908951]

>>54908939
forgot my picrel

[Anonymous No.54908957]

>>54908939
kek 15% rates would destroy the finical market. The federal government would collapse under it's interest payments

[Anonymous No.54908959]

Well I think it's safe to say mumu has finally taken his last breath. There's still time to come to the side of righteousness mumu. Also thread theme.

https://youtu.be/xKHUwfFb2lw

[Anonymous No.54908963]

>>54908936

[Anonymous No.54908967]

>>54908947
i honestly dont even pretend to know anything anymore. I'm just making the bet that whatever it is, I'll be faster than you goy

[Anonymous No.54908969]

>degenerates your wealth

[Anonymous No.54908982]

>>54908957
I'm thinking 7% target could be somewhat realistic as to what is actually needed to fix the economy but 7% could also still be high enough to collapse everything

[Anonymous No.54908986]

just bought a dozen eggs for $2.99. inflation is over.

[Anonymous No.54908990]

>>54908741
None

[Anonymous No.54908994]

>>54908802
Ebay I see who the seller is, where he is from. I know it's chinese if he is. I know he is german or UK or whatever. Phoned several times with ebay, nice guys. Fuck AMAZN

>>54908816
Yeah, I also buy used stuff and it's better @ ebay.

[Anonymous No.54908995]

>>54908986
What about Stouffer's lasagna, though?

[Anonymous No.54908998]

>>54908986
>those arent real eggs
Don't drink the milk, it's spoiled
The blood and stuff in it make it stink, that's why it's boiled
Snake oil sales from doorbell doctors who slip Mickey's
And trick you to strip to get jipped quickly
Kick me, you know it's gettin' worse
No help bein' upset, ya startin' to curse first
Better off with a good sense of humor
Research to know what's the truth instead of rumor
Ya partner DOOM is who'll ride
Or either do or die like farmer suicide, chew your pride
Might as well start 'em out in pro boxin'
Than force-feedin' them toddler food laced with excitotoxins
They did it like the funky worm
Enough to make a junkie squirm, mice making monkey sperm
Or rice infused with diarrhea drugs
Wonder why it's here, well shrug, hells yeah it's bugged
And it gets bugged'er by the minute

[Anonymous No.54909001]

>>54908963

[Anonymous No.54909003]

>>54908865
>contracts
no such thing

>>54908895
>VIX1D poots
no such thing either

[Anonymous No.54909010]

>>54908986
>That one anon who bought CALM

[Anonymous No.54909014]

>>54908990
so who is trading it? Mr. JP Morgan himself?

[Anonymous No.54909024]

Will tomorrow's CPI report make Mumu return to reality?

[Anonymous No.54909029]

>>54909014
The CBOE just calculates it based off SPX options activity: https://www.cboe.com/us/indices/dashboard/vix1d/

[Anonymous No.54909031]

>>54909014
Do you really not understand the concept of an index? ETFs really have rotted your minds.

[Anonymous No.54909038]

>>54908802
Why are people too stupid to buy on amazon?
"Sold & shipped by Amazon" is all you need to know.

[Anonymous No.54909048]

>>54909003
so what is the VIX1D exactly? There are no listed options on it? It's just another ETF to long/short?

[Anonymous No.54909053]

>>54909024
its going to be a shit show

[Anonymous No.54909052]

>>54909014
>JP Morgan battles the Bogs on the trading astral plane

[Anonymous No.54909054]

I sold my SQQQ, I think we pomp tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54909063]

>>54909038
>sold and shipped by Amazon
Where do you think they are getting their shit from? It's the exact same stuff the chink suppliers are selling. It's all junk.

[Anonymous No.54909064]

>>54909031
>index
I'm perplexed that the CBOE would create an index without creating the accompanying listed options?

[Anonymous No.54909067]

>>54909048
>just another ETF
it's an index not an ETF, stop giving me (You)s financially illiteracy fucking shits

[Anonymous No.54909070]

7.6% annual inflation lmao

[Anonymous No.54909078]

>>54909053

[Anonymous No.54909088]

>>54909067
that's what i meant faggot. and that's my day's realized profits in a $28k account. Post yours Mr. Financial Literacy

[Anonymous No.54909093]

>>54909063
this. I unironically just buy straight from aliexpress these days

[Anonymous No.54909110]

>>54908471
banks are insolvent. Short financials.

[Anonymous No.54909111]

yeah I have a fridge full of whipped butters from panera, half and half creamers from 7-11, and every possible nuggie sauce you can imagine
why? because i can

[Anonymous No.54909118]

>>54909093
I buy most of my stuff from salvation army and the other thrift shop in town. I'm not even poor

[Anonymous No.54909126]

>>54909110
Banks are insolvent: short KRE, long JPM, shitpost this cartoon every thread.

[Anonymous No.54909127]

>>54908995

[Anonymous No.54909128]

>>54908865
1 hourly?

[Anonymous No.54909132]

>>54909029
>The CBOE just calculates it based off SPX options activity
wasnt that what the regular VIX was? And there are listed options on that right? Calling it the VIX1D but then not actually having any listed options is nigger tier logic and completely unnecessary. They just wanted to break the VIX to tame option goomblers like me from whooping their junior empoyees too hard. When they do finally spike vol up to 25+, that's when I come out to feast

[Anonymous No.54909140]

>>54909127
Wtf Powell do something about this

[Anonymous No.54909155]

>>54909127
just bought a bunch of the individual size ones (but with a side salad and some garlic bread that's a dinner for me and the wife) for $2 at Grocery Outlet
Ticker: GO (as in, now, what are you waiting for?)

[Anonymous No.54909159]

>>54908957
lol

[Anonymous No.54909160]

>>54907962
Invest in Financial Education!

[Anonymous No.54909165]

>>54908982
We'll be entering the 2030s with a FED funds rate well above (positive) 7%.

[Anonymous No.54909177]

>>54909088
>that's what i meant faggot
>I just don't know which words I'm using
>muh profits muhfugga
You beclown yourself

[Anonymous No.54909178]

>>54909127
Bullish

[Anonymous No.54909186]

>>54909063
Bollocks.
What the fuck are you buying?

[Anonymous No.54909190]

>>54908009
WEYS. The bid-ask spread is wide, but you could hold for a long time and collect the dividend.

[Anonymous No.54909204]

>>54909132
>wasnt that what the regular VIX was?
That still exists and uses similar information for options 23-37 days out.

>And there are listed options on that right?
Yes, and retail ETFs.

>Calling it the VIX1D but then not actually having any listed options is nigger tier logic and completely unnecessary.
I'm not sure why you're getting bent out of shape. At some point I'm sure the CBOE will offer them and ProShares or Volatility Shares will give us retailfags something like SVIX or UVXY or TVIX (R.I.P.).

In the meantime you can, you know, trade spreads and shit on the actual SPX options. Same thing.

[Anonymous No.54909209]

>>54909186
Chink shit

[Anonymous No.54909219]

>MOC IMBALANCE 824 MLN SELL-SIDE.

[Anonymous No.54909231]

>>54909177
>Words
>Instead of profits
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.54909235]

>>54909219
Bullish

[Anonymous No.54909245]

Are you buying the 500+ PE ratio AMD stock goyim?

[Anonymous No.54909247]

>Yellen is calling CEOs personally to warn on US debt ceiling
Kek they're getting desperate, will the madlads actually let the US default?

[Anonymous No.54909257]

>>54909219
This is an awkward situation since the MM’s expect a sell off, but they can’t crash it. Most of the people managing the MM’s leave for the Hamptons after Memorial Day. They can’t have the market crash while they’re away in their vacation home banging onlyfans models

[Anonymous No.54909261]

>>54909247
s-source?

[Anonymous No.54909270]

>>54909247
If the US defaults, does that roast all the people who piled into T bills?

[Anonymous No.54909283]

>>54909261

[Anonymous No.54909284]

>>54909247
>will the madlads actually let the US default?

[Anonymous No.54909291]

>>54909270
Yes, but they're not going to dramatically tear them up on live TV or anything. Even in the most apocalyptic scenario you'd just have the treasury pay you back a day after the expected maturity date.

[Anonymous No.54909293]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.54909306]

>>54909293
>-0.63%

[Anonymous No.54909307]

>>54909165
If that's the case, I just gotta survive. And I'm not talking about the markets, I'm talking about the pending negro revolt

[Anonymous No.54909308]

>>54909283
>While the sources did not spell out her purpose, Biden administration officials have been speaking to business owners about pressuring Republicans to raise the debt ceiling without conditions.
oy vey

[Anonymous No.54909309]

>>54909293
+0.2%

[Anonymous No.54909316]

bear trap
>1pbtid
>leaves

[Anonymous No.54909324]

>>54909293
+2.94% but still down YTD.

[Anonymous No.54909330]

what should I buy to protect myself against the possible coming economic crash? I own PMs but want to diversify moar

[Anonymous No.54909335]

>>54909308
That shows how desperate they really are. Imagine crying to wall street to convince those big ol meanie Republicans to raise the debt ceiling

[Anonymous No.54909336]

market is gay and homosexual

[Anonymous No.54909345]

>>54908668

[Anonymous No.54909347]

>>54909316
>SPY volume yesterday: 50m
>SPY volume today: 38.5m

Bro, I don't think anybody's trapped. This market's dead as a doornail.

[Anonymous No.54909354]

>>54909293
+0.9% today but -12.4% total

[Anonymous No.54909355]

>>54909330
DRV, FAZ, DRIP, and SOXS are my bears.
I also have some UVIX, but I wouldn't recommend it.

[Anonymous No.54909367]

>>54909293
+152. Dollars. Out of 90. Thousand.

[Anonymous No.54909368]

>>54909347
good. time to let it rip.

[Anonymous No.54909381]

>>54909293
Made my daily rate within 3 hours and chilled for the last 3 hours.

+$306 after fees today and I'm happy with that win.

[Anonymous No.54909383]

>>54909308
WTF? LOL PEAK LOBBYISM, this can't be real. It actually can't be real that a politician pressures/asks the free market to pressure another politician. Especially not a politician who's at the same time part of the executive.

[Anonymous No.54909384]

>>54909293
-.74%

[Anonymous No.54909385]

>>54909204
>I'm not sure why you're getting bent out of shape
I'm not sure why the other anon was bent out of shape for me not knowing that VIX1D doesnt have listed options and called me financially illiterate as a result because I delexically said ETF instead of index one time. Wont catch me trade vol products. I need a few more zeros to take part in that kind of fun

[Anonymous No.54909391]

>>54909293

+1.45%

it's something

[Anonymous No.54909398]

>>54907962
I will never not find these iceberg charts funny.

[Anonymous No.54909399]

>>54909367
And this is why you don't take any leads from the Useless Blue Thing

[Anonymous No.54909400]

>>54909308
>raise the debt ceiling without conditions
Fucking pussies, the GOP needs to hold congress hostage everytime they vote

[Anonymous No.54909405]

>>54909399
Huh?

[Anonymous No.54909406]

>>54909355
>DRV, FAZ, DRIP, and SOXS are my bears.
Thanks, looked into these and think i'll buy some my next paycheck.
>UVIX
Dont understand this one though, what exactly is it doing? 2x leverage on VIX, which measures market volatility, is that right? New to investing anything other than basic ETFs

[Anonymous No.54909409]

>>54909177
i noticed you didnt post your profits today...

[Anonymous No.54909413]

ABNB
oof

[Anonymous No.54909417]

>>54909400
In 23 days you'll find out

[Anonymous No.54909437]

>>54909165
if you are right then I should be happy with my strategy. It's not get rich quick, but its not nothing either >>54908939

[Anonymous No.54909439]

>>54909398
lean hog futures got me in OP.

[Anonymous No.54909442]

>>54909399
>>54909405

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.54909455]

>>54909413
Lmao, nobody is actually traveling anywhere because they can't even afford food.

[Anonymous No.54909462]

>>54909413
KWAB

[Anonymous No.54909472]

>>54909442
I'm confused, I don't use finance TWTR. I use it for fat anime milkers, which it is very good at.
>Rental computer

[Anonymous No.54909476]

anyone else got mutt fatigue

[Anonymous No.54909480]

>>54909455
Plus Airbnb owners are fucking cunts.
>clean up the place before you go
>oh also you have to pay a $100 cleaning fee

[Anonymous No.54909481]

Nice hair Stan Chia.

[Anonymous No.54909515]

>president joe
>im not taking questions
>we're solving the worlds problems
fucking kek. this political theater is pure comedy.

#imridinwithbiden

[Anonymous No.54909536]

>>54909515
>b-b-better than trump haha right guys....

[Anonymous No.54909537]

Will I be getting my T-bills on the July 15?

[Anonymous No.54909542]

>>54909480
I swore to never use Airbnb again but the group im going with insisted. Rules are fucking insane and some even have cameras inside now to check on you. Cleaning few was almost 400$ for the two night stay. Stupid fucks

[Anonymous No.54909567]

>>54909480
It really is shit, you're probably better off using fucking Craigslist

[Anonymous No.54909589]

>>54909480
It used to not be like that, most ABnB hosts are leveraged and own multiple properties and expect hotel levels of income without employing staff like maids, attendants, concierge. It used to be just a place for people to couch surf for $20 a night

[Anonymous No.54909602]

NEW

>>54909601

>>54909601

>>54909601

>>54909601

[Anonymous No.54909605]

>>54909293
-1.81% I'm sure tomorrow will be better right goys?

[Anonymous No.54909606]

>>54909536
>right guys
u mean goys

[Anonymous No.54910192]

>>54909293
+0.007%
I-I'm winning!