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>> No.54893448
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your analysis of this chart?

>> No.54893453

>>54893428
>paramount falls 28% on thursday
>barely up friday
>little gains after being down earlier
it's over

>> No.54893465
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>> No.54893466

very boring
I'm clocking out early and going to go play fortnite videogame

>> No.54893490
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i hate shorting this market so much....

CARVANA AND GME ARE BOTH UP>>......

WHAT IF BANKS KEEPS CRASHING but it doesn't affect other stocks..... What if i was WRONG...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.54893503
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>> No.54893507
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Mumu sisters are we eating?

>> No.54893513
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>>54893507
Yes we are eating

>> No.54893520
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George Gammon that idiot who doesn't understand the stocks marketsss just bought puts at the low of Thursday lol He shorted the market at 405 SPY......

I am getting nervous.... shorting... seems way to crowded.....

>> No.54893528

>>54893513
You spent over 10 dollars on that. Gaurunteed. You heathen

>> No.54893532
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54893532

YOU PUSH IT

>> No.54893536
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54893536

Breakfast time for the Best coast

>> No.54893541

spotify continues it's quiet but consistent gains...
i hope it isn't just me enjoying this ride last few months

>> No.54893572

>>54893536
Noon isn’t breakfast time you degenerate

>> No.54893585
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AAAAAAAAAAAQB

>> No.54893593
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>>54893572
>he doesnt live in the Best Coast

>> No.54893620
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>>54893593
Don't talk to me or me wife ever again.

Spy crash in 2 minutes

>> No.54893627

>>54893428
Is Jim just a natural inverse indicator or does he do this intentionally?

>> No.54893633

>>54893532
Almost nothing can stop this AMD rally.

>> No.54893667

>>54893448
Crab for the next 40 years minimum.

>> No.54893681

>>54893593
I do. You are just lying about living on the best coast. It’s lunchtime and if you aren’t eating a hamburger with ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, lettuce, pickles, and tomatoes with a side of French fries, crab w/ lemon, potatoe salads, macaroni salad, and salad salad,; well, let’s just say I don’t put everything but the kitchen sink on a hotdog and call it special.

>> No.54893744
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Where are all the people who were laughing at BOILbros last week and calling for sub $2? Too pussy to show yourselves?

>> No.54893761

>>54893744
zoom out

>> No.54893763

can we really be sure the US markets are open and they're not just pretending
because these are some really pre-market tier market movements

>> No.54893766
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>>54893448
>decade if free debt finally hitting the fan
we're gonna hit a crab decade now

>> No.54893773
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THIS MARKET IS SO GAY..... it looks like everyone capitulated going broke gambling this side-way crabbing dogshit fuck.

That is why this place is so dead..

SMG is a great representation of the markets..

>> No.54893776

>>54893744
remember when people thought the bottom was 4 dollars

>> No.54893781
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>>54893633
>resistance lines at 395 PE
>445 PE after that
>on its way to be 1000 PE EOY

>> No.54893786

>>54893532
you poo shit

>> No.54893800

>>54893763
no market breadth, literally dead volume

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>> No.54893809

>>54893627
Sjim is down 3.69%, so you tell me.

>> No.54893815

>>54893428
Jim Cramer looks more and more Jewish as he gets older.

>> No.54893819

>>54893744
I still remember when $9 was a discount. Most recently, $3 was thought to be the floor. lmao.

>> No.54893820

>>54893781
First day in the markets? The CEO recently said "AI" so you divide the P/E ratio by 100.

>> No.54893825
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Got in a little early but were going to drop


https://youtu.be/F4gyzDmgw_g

>> No.54893844
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I'm getting heemed again by NVDA...

I kneel AI-SAMA
Please show mercy!!

>> No.54893847
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AAPL has to crash soon... r-right?

>> No.54893853
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>international has always out performed america
>the only time this isn't true is post 2010
>this coincides perfectly with the fed printer increasing the money supply by 50% since then
>even then if you compare american to international stocks america only wins because of valuations
>compared to fundamentals american stocks are 50% more expensive
>even with forward looking PE American stocks are only more profitable because everyone says they are
self fulfilling prophesy

>> No.54893854

>>54893847
No, big banks are stabilized.

>> No.54893855

>>54893681
I wake up at 8 and its 9:40 now, this is when my stomach settles and I can eat my Scrambled Eggs with Toast

>> No.54893860
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Why do people complain about the general market crabbing? There's money making opportunities. Think about it. You just need to put your money in the parts of the market where the money is moving. Do you need help?

>> No.54893861
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>>54893847
Currently recession proof. Even if they fall, Cook will just pony up more of his salary.

>> No.54893866

>>54893853
It's such an arbitrary grouping to lump Japan with China with Europe with India with Africa.

>> No.54893868
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consensus word on the street is that using the 14th to avoid making a debt ceiling deal is virtually unavoidable. just print/borrow to Infinity.
macroanon big brains, what will this bring us short term? is it a nothingburger, or the beginning of the end? will more countries rally to the brics alt-currency banner in june?

>> No.54893871

>>54893860
there is no way the average anon knows about factor investing
this place is retarded

>> No.54893877

>>54893860
We buy High and Sell Low here

>> No.54893881

>>54893809
theta and management fees, options etfs have terrible performance in general

>> No.54893887

>>54893428
Only retards ignoring the CVNA shills might be too late for life changing gains tho unless you are willing to take major risk

>> No.54893893

Reminder, Cramer said that FRC crashing marks the end of the banking crisis :)

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>>54893868
>using the 14th to avoid making a debt ceiling
How in the fuck does that work? Wasn't that how Roe vs Wade worked?

>> No.54893906

schwabsisters????? I thought 54 was a good avg price...

>> No.54893915

>>54893906
If you liked it at 54 you'll love it at 20.

>> No.54893925

>>54893868
>consensus word on the street is that using the 14th to avoid making a debt ceiling deal is virtually unavoidable
The people saying that are retarded.

>> No.54893928

>>54893868
Everyone seems to fail to grasp that because we are in fiat currency, we can keep doing this forever and nothing has to change.

Lets go over the basic fundamental idea of what the concept of an economy is or more specifically the concept of currency. The famous line of saying "it's just money, it's made up" is just one part of it. The other part of it deals with how society perceives it. We are in fiat currency which means we can bend reality to how we want it. Let's say Garry is 1000 dollars in debt but only has 50 dollars to his name. Well all you need to do is just erase a couple zeros and he is only 10 dollars in debt and now he can easily pay that off and still have 40 dollars left. All you have to do is change the way society sees and accepts what is currently in front of them. If you can make them believe that the national debt is no longer an issue then it wont be an issue because we have simply wiped out those numbers and started a new floor.

Reality is what we make of it, the phrase "mind over matter" or what we now know it as "meme magic" is a lot more powerful than you might think if utilized correctly.

>> No.54893931

>>54893825
4150 wasnt holding, im thinking we go to 4120s tho

>> No.54893932
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>>54893906
how does $5 sound like?

>> No.54893941

>>54893905
Roe v. Wade was 4th amendment bullshit "privacy".

The 14th has a bunch of different clauses, one of which deals with Union vs Confederate debt: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourteenth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution#Section_4:_Validity_of_public_debt

>> No.54893944

i finally found the secret to leaving /smg/ ...
making alot of money
> do with this info what you will

>> No.54893946

I remember when people were saying banks were a good buy because of higher interest rates. Doesn't feel that good when you have a book full of long durations and barely 1% yield.

>> No.54893948

>>54893905
we can just declare some debt null and void if it is debt held by "traitors"
its absurdly jewish

>> No.54893958

That's it! I'm OFFICIALLY FOMOING into NVDIA.

>> No.54893961
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>>54893941
Soooo confirmed we're held by slavemasters?

>> No.54893963

>>54893948
I wonder how they're going to convince the niggers that inherent America to pay for all these Jewish wars.

>> No.54893964
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>>54893958
FUCK YOU!

I hate this market so much.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bank failures are bullish. is the new MEME Stock of 2023.

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>>54893868
I dunno, can't they just do US debt forgiveness and stop payments like they did with student loans?

>> No.54893971

>>54893946
Hey, I was telling people the correlation correlation between rising rates and banks was spurious. Sometimes hikes are to prevent a great economy from getting too inflation-y and other times they're to try and kill everything to fight inflation.

>> No.54893974

>>54893860
>Do you need help?
yes please where do i put my money?

>> No.54893975

>>54893681
>>54893593
For breakfast I go to the local Costco (ticker symbol COST) and stare at the food court workers in their room until they finally open the food court and I can order my regular of a hot dog and pizza slice with a nice icy cup of Pepsi.

>> No.54893977

>>54893969
anon this is the debt the government has

>> No.54893980

>>54893958
That's yesterday's news. We're FOMOing into AMD now, chief.

>> No.54893982

>>54893974
VTI or VT for beta
factor invest (size/value/reits) for alpha

>> No.54893989

>>54893977
yeah, can't they just demand forgiveness? Like pass a law that forces the guys who hold the loans to forgive the debts? Then they just keep spending like drunken sailors on leave, and nothing happens.

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>>54893961

>> No.54894003

>>54893996
Did you come from facebook by any chance?

>> No.54894007

BTAI is up 8%. This is a retard stock.

>> No.54894014
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>AMD

>> No.54894016
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bullish

>> No.54894020

>>54893928
it is an issue because some of the people in the loop you're describing are on the cusp of taking their ball and going home (to Beijing), and a lot of others are considering joining them (every promising developing economy).

>> No.54894026

>>54894016
kys that's not bullish at all retard

>> No.54894045

>>54894016
Holy shit buy the heckin dip

>> No.54894053

>>54894007
is it AI?

>> No.54894054

If you bought everything bakc then you'd be way up now.

>> No.54894060
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>>54894016
so this was the bottom the whole time wasn't it.

>> No.54894067
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>>54894016
Can these assholes stop with these tectonic move suggestions that would have all kinds of fucked up unintended consequences?

>> No.54894068

So I am reading into some small cap esoteric bank stock with REIT exposure in Iowa (ticker: HIFS) and I went down a rabbit hole and found out that the midwest gets hit with these storms called "derechos" that are severe windstorm bursts. basically a tornado that doesn't look like a fucking tornado.

Link related is a derecho in Iowa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBkPichBlt8

Imagine what it would be like to live through one of these things. I suppose my swamp ancestors dealt with these sort of storms but as a West Coastoid I just have never really lived through a windstorm like this "derecho" from the Midwest

>> No.54894074

>>54894060
you were the bottom the whole time

>> No.54894080

>>54894016
bullish for NVDA

>> No.54894082

should i buy apple when its 5.5% away from all time highs????????

>> No.54894089

>>54894053
No, they just have AI in it to get views and to be clickbait. Stocks today are all hopping on the AI train for clicks and fotm hype.

>> No.54894096

>>54894053
The company lies about using AI. Their stock is up because their dumbass repurposed sedative drug (igalmi aka sublingual clonidine) made....$200k sales. Hurray let's have a trumpet parade.

None of these words mean anything unless you understand the pharmashit details but i assure you that BTAI is a hobo-semen covered dogshit stock

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>>54894016
they're getting ready for June 23...

>> No.54894098
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Boomer extermination is the name of the game.

>> No.54894101

>>54894016
hugh is an interesting guy but he's a permabear and has been wrong since 2009, which is why he stopped managing money

>> No.54894103

>>54894003
No, but I am a fan of Young Frankenstein, as everyone here should be.

>> No.54894112
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>>54894082
Yes because we are in a NEW BULL MARKET.

In the history of P/E this is the start of the biggest bull market.

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>>54894097
What happens on June 23rd?

>> No.54894126
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>>54894014
>SOXL

>> No.54894127

>>54893974
Commodities

Onions, trust me.

>> No.54894128

bros, I respect women so much it's unreal.

>> No.54894136
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>>54894097
You mean the month or the day?

>> No.54894147

Do any midwesterners or southerners in here have any cool thunderstorm stories? I plan to go storm chasing sometime this storm season. Will get my equipment from the local WMT when I'm there.

>> No.54894156

>>54894101
he's also been bullish bonds the whole time, so he lost a fuck ton in 2022

>> No.54894167

>>54894127
>Trading onions
Reported for encouraging illegal activity.

>> No.54894187

>>54894068
Their main impact is on crops. As a west coastoid you have experienced like 4 or 5 natural disasters as bad or worse than "strong wind and rain".

Also HIFS was a garbage recommendation.

>> No.54894203
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CARVANA is up 21%.. holy shit...... bull market is back.....

>> No.54894207

>>54894123
>>54894136
June 2-3*
The dollar gets a step-brother.

>> No.54894210

>sell in may go away

>> No.54894219

Bank failure in May. Rally in May.
Sell in MAY and you'll turn GAY!

>> No.54894221

>>54894207
CBDC?

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>>54894219
>Buy in May, collect your pay

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Thoughts on this portfolio?

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>>54894187
If we had storms as powerful as the midwest here in California, then the entire country would just not have any food. Of course, that is an oxymoronic hypothetical because the whole reason CA is so fertile is because the mountains to the east of the central valley deposit snowmelt into the floodplains. And it is those exact mountains that prevent the formation of tornadoes and derechos.

HIFS is a 5 year horizon hold imo, it's a boomer regional bank that isn't for swinging. Just going to slurp until i hit a 300 bps max position. There has been a good amount of insider buying on HIFS recently, pic related. Not all of these are buys but most are.

>> No.54894233

CVNA is MOONING

>> No.54894235

>>54894219
If I was gay I would be so much more misogynistic

>> No.54894238

>>54894228
Do you honestly, sincerely have the ability to track and maintain an advantage vs the market on all those stocks?

>> No.54894237
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>>54894228
>20
Get it down to 10 stocks or less

>> No.54894245

>>54894228
looks like a largecap tech index

>> No.54894252

>>54894237
Why is 10 the magic number?

>> No.54894259

>>54894228
highly cyclical tech portfolio with some defense sprinkled on

>> No.54894265
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CRAB DAY
CRAB YEAR

>> No.54894266

>>54894252
Because 7 8 9

>> No.54894269

>>54894228
index etf tier/10. Better than being a gambling degenerate

>> No.54894280

>>54894238
it's not like he bought some no name small caps or something not much to maintain if he just buy and hold on those large and megacaps

>> No.54894286
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>>54894265
You've just gotta look in the right sectors. For example, long entertainment and short biotech because everyone has given up on life.

>> No.54894289

i repeat
>KKR posts 26% drop in Q1 earnings, beating expectations http://reut.rs/42g79QO

Do analysts really?

>> No.54894304
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>>54894221
No...

>> No.54894315
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>Shoppers Find Beyond Meat at Dollar Tree for $1.25
Lol, holy fuck. BYND is not doing well. Their meat is no available at the 'super-poor' grocery store. With negative gross margins, BYND is pretty much not making anything on any of their products.

Is it any surprise that Amerisharts don't like the literal goyfeed basedbean paste patties? There are cultures that have evolved for thousands of years to eat dishes not requiring meat and have tons of meat alternatives that are FAR superior to this dogshit made by BYND.


I mean holy fucking shit if you want a meat alternative learn what jackfruit is. Jackfruit literally tastes like shredded meat and people have been using it as the meat-like base for dishes for millennia but Americans decided to go for the goyfeed instead.

>> No.54894322

>>54894280
Sure, but if he's not even doing sector ETFs he's saying AMD and NVDA will outperform INTC or TSM. He's weighting JPM over WFC, GS, or BAC. LIN over CAT, etc.

>> No.54894334

>>54894265
CVNA ain’t crabbing lol

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>>54894289
>Sold my KKR puts 2 hours early

>> No.54894336 [DELETED] 

>>54894289
Sir the KKR need 40 runs in 21 balls to win.

>> No.54894350

>ban short selling
>ban withdrawals
so this is the power of voting democrat

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>>54894289
>>54894336
pic related

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I look and feel very stupid shorting the market right now

>> No.54894356

>>54894068
We call those "wind tornadoes"
>t. cornfag

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>>54894350
line only goes up
thanks biden

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>>54894289
>>54894336
wrong image

>> No.54894368

>>54894356
So the derechos are called wind tornadoes in your neck of the woods huh. Those wind tornadoes are a few miles wide aren't they? Do you cuddle with your family when those storms pass?

>> No.54894381

Oil is too scared to go higher- it knows the pain parade is coming.

>> No.54894384

>>54894350
Don't forget
>Subsidize people with shitty credit

>> No.54894400

> GTLB
I am not a schizophrenic but that is a $20m open market buy from Google on Gitlab. Look. At. The. Chart. Good for Gitlab.

>> No.54894405

>>54894315
I'm not eating something that's got enough estrogen in a single bite to make men grow pairs of tits. That shit is fucked.

>> No.54894409

im home sick from work and my head hurts

>> No.54894413

squeeze incoming

>> No.54894425

>>54894289
>>54894335
Note also that BX has seemingly been pre-heemed and does not give a single fuck.

>> No.54894430
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>>54894350

they should ban shorting though its a degenerate practice that the top firms abuse to make easy money. I don't care about your shitty memecoins

>> No.54894436
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54894436

THEY ARE STILL BUYING

>> No.54894447

>>54894405
People across the world have been practicing totally normal vegetarian diets that didn't involve gross meat substitutes like BYND patties.

People in Ancient Greece, India, China, Japan, Orthodox Christian (Greece, Cyprus, Russia, Serbia), have eaten totally normal and delicious vegetarian foods for thousands of years. There are so many recipes for vegetarian foods out there, but Americans prefer to eat they goyfeed instead.

>> No.54894458

>>54894430
Post your bags faggot

>> No.54894470

>>54894231
>Just going to slurp until i hit a 300 bps max position
Might as well just be open that you only hold 5 shares. BPS makes sense when talking about yields or relative performance contribution, not position sizes.

>> No.54894474
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54894474

>>54894228
>AMD number 1
Based
>>54894315
My ex-gf was a vegetarian and actually ate this shit instead of making homemade, non-meat dishes. She was such an anxious wreck about everything.

>> No.54894484

Back down we gooooo

>> No.54894488

>>54894430
Why should we not be able to make money shorting memestocks

>> No.54894491

>>54894409
Are you my coworker?

>> No.54894504
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54894504

Looks like someone got ABNB's results in advance. What a coincidence. Not that I'm complaining, tho.

>> No.54894508

>>54894474
Your ex girlfriend is a stupid bitch who is uncultured. People across Mediterranean, Slavic, Middle Eastern, Indian, and East Asian cultures have formed thousands of delicious vegetarian recipes that incorporate readily available modern ingredients.

These vegetarians are just fucking fatasses who cannot let go of this concept of eating a patty of meat. It is ingrained in their culture. They must eat hamburgers or hotdogs or something that resembles it or they will go mental.

>> No.54894515
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54894515

>anon watches youtube video about how the economy is going to collapse totally for real this time
>buys SQQQ for the first time
>he's finally going to be like Michael Burry from that jewish movie
>short selling gets banned

>> No.54894528
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54894528

>>54893803
Saved

>> No.54894530

>>54894504
The CEO did some good outreach on Twitter a couple days ago. Asking for user feedback on top issues, that kind of thing.

>> No.54894563

>>54894515
If we do have an epic crash like bobos are saying they absolutely will albeit temporarily. They did the same in 2001 and 2008

>> No.54894571
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54894571

Pic related is my BYND short thesis. A jackfruit stir fry. If you give someone this, they will feel like they're eating strips of shredded meat with a neutral flavor. You get the young jackfruit. Not the old one. The young jackfruit is the one that tastes like meat.

>> No.54894582
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54894582

>they ban short selling
>GME can't squeeze shit now

>> No.54894584

>>54893627
People say he subtly is telling his institutional friends which stocks to get out of while giving them pump liquidity to exit. Makes a lot of sense, he legit has some crazy inverse calls sometimes

>> No.54894588

Wait did they really ban shorting?

>> No.54894593
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54894593

What does the average /smg/ portfolio look like?

>> No.54894599

>>54894508
>>54894474
she simply couldn't cook, lol.

>> No.54894600

>>54894515
what would that even look like for ETFs? Its just frozen until they turn it back on or they just liquidate everyone?

>> No.54894601 [DELETED] 

>>54894515
they banned short selling for financials in 2008 too. look up how "good" it worked out

>> No.54894603

>>54894491
yeah, is everyone talking bad about me when im not there?

>> No.54894616

>>54893773
Dude i made so much fucking money in March. Literally by April 6th i was down so bad and have kept chipping away that im down tremendously. I woulda been better off gambling one last time on that March28th pump, then getting tf out. Woulda had 40k in my brokie bank account

>> No.54894627

>>54894593
50% SOXL, 50% SOXS.

>> No.54894630
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54894630

>>54894593

>> No.54894642

MAN you can still short. Now You made me log in to my brokerage account and see all the money i am losing.

>> No.54894647

>Tyson
Jesus, I guess tendies just aren't profitable any more

>> No.54894650

>>54894588
no, but apparently JP Morgan thinks it's coming soon.

>> No.54894651
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54894651

>>54893975
>stare at the food court workers in their room until they finally open the food court
On rare occasion when i work mornings at the uni I witness this phenomenon first hand. Walk through the food court at 8:45am and see the two or three standing in front if the Tim Hortons. The security gate is close but the employees are there getting ready to open for 9. The people in line stare at them. The employees try not to make eye contact through the gate. If they fail to open that gate precisely at 9, one of the people (an Karen) will approach it and say "excuse me, you're supposed to open at...".

>> No.54894657

Any spacebros here? I haven't been paying attention to space stocks but I see that all of them have taken a beating, I don't even know what the fuck happened to Astra other than their rocket blowing up but it looks dire.

Also, supposedly ASTS had their big proof of concept test and it worked but it still tanked. I was under the impression that their biggest hurdle was knowing if a normal mobile could connect to their satellites and apparently it can?

>> No.54894658

>>54894647
Please tell me the cost of chicken wings has gone up so that my WING short can profit. Why has TSN shat the bed?

>> No.54894662

>>54894650
pretty soon JP Morgan will own all of the regional banks for pennies

>> No.54894667

bloomberg anon here
I have yet to be fired by JPM and have been getting paid to do nothing. no word yet
if anyone was interested in FRC info

>> No.54894671

>>54894657
>I don't even know what the fuck happened to Astra other than their rocket blowing up but it looks dire.
Rockets. They had rocket*s* blow up.

Incidentally I recommend reading /sci/'s ongoing /sfg/ thread. They have a good idea of which companies are a meme and which are not.

>> No.54894682

>>54894667
Wait, so FRC was paying for your access to a Bloomberg terminal? Was that the deal?

>> No.54894686

>>54894667
Thank you

>> No.54894691

>FED SURVEY SHOWS TIGHTER CREDIT, WEAKER BUSINESS LOAN DEMAND

>> No.54894696
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54894696

>>54893490
MUMUS HEEM

BOBOS SCREAM

>> No.54894699
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54894699

>>54894289
>Look up "KKR" on Google
>Meta Description on their website:
>"It gives us great pride to release our 2021 Sustainability Report—its scope represents a significant expansion of previous KKR ESG, Impact, and Citizenship"
>>54894599
She could, but only pastries and sweets like most women who decidedly use the kitchen. If she actually made steaks, I'd probably still be dating her.
>Woman decides to start her own business.
>It's either a fashion store, café, or bakery - nothing more.

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54894700

>>54894658
Rough earnings, tyson ran at a loss per share

>> No.54894703

>>54893428
He unironicly would have been right.

>> No.54894704
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54894704

So why is gold not droppin under 2k?
and why is oil crabbing

>> No.54894705

>>54894691
>market goes up

>> No.54894709

>>54894691
>It's real
https://www.federalreserve.gov/data/sloos/sloos-202304.htm

wtf I thought they were supposed to post it after hours.

>> No.54894710

>>54894651
>. The people in line stare at them. The employees try not to make eye contact through the gate. If they fail to open that gate precisely at 9, one of the people (an Karen) will approach it and say "excuse me, you're supposed to open at...".
This is truly horrific. Nightmarish. Just imagine being filled with the constant dread of being a wagie who has to deal with customers in a restaurant setting.

Being a retail clothing store wagie is probably much nicer, but working in the food industry is dogshit. Just people staring at you the whole time as you make their food.

>> No.54894717

>>54894700
i saw on the 60 minutes that the meat packing plants were using child labor, how the fuck could they be operating at a loss? Like WTF were they actually paying these children the same as adults?

>> No.54894732
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>>54894593
25% SOXL
25% NRGU
25% URNM
25% Small cap value

>> No.54894734

>>54894699
What's killing KKR (and BX) is that they are private equity bagholders/hot potato players. Not saying the wokeness helps or they don't deserve to crash though.

>> No.54894736

>>54894682
I had bloomberg access at frc but when I was posting bloomberg stuff it was actually my last job

>> No.54894739

>>54894700
Bull shit! Chicken milkers are an extra dollar a pound now. Fake and gay.

>> No.54894744

>>54894717
The company cited higher feed costs as a reason for the price of raising chickens going up.

You know this bodes well for my WING short. I'm unironically getting a bit excited about this.

>> No.54894747

Negative C&I loans on SLOOS. Die, CAT, die!

>> No.54894755

>>54894671
Any examples you know of now?
>>54893428
What are we all thinking of QSR? Is this the top or will it continue rising? Wanted in at 69 but waited

>> No.54894763

>>54894671
Thanks, I'll check it out.
Rocket wise, aren't they supposed to blow up a bunch of times before they "work"? That's what happened with NASA, SpaceX and Rocketlabs

>> No.54894764
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54894764

WOOOO down 1% we back bobos!!!!!!

>> No.54894765

>>54894026
hahahahhahah

>> No.54894775

dumbass bulls

>> No.54894776
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54894776

>Took a trader nap at noon
>just wake up
>market has done literally nothing
Goddamnit why does Mr. Snibs always win?

>> No.54894777

WADDAFUCK??

>> No.54894778

OK really, wtf was that?

>> No.54894786

>>54894657
>space companies
lol

>> No.54894788
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54894788

explain this shit now

>> No.54894789
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54894789

OUT OF MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

>> No.54894790
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54894790

WTFWT?

People just see the FED announcement?

>> No.54894792
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54894792

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5rusicEnc

>> No.54894793

I guess people needed some time to manually read this shit?

>> No.54894795

They're coming.

They're coming so the baboons are running back into their cave.

Hidden Tigers.

>> No.54894801

apple fall from tree

>> No.54894803

>>54894699
>Woman decides to start her own business.
>It's either a fashion store, café, or bakery - nothing more.

Can't fault them. Stick to what you can

>> No.54894806

NEWSBROS !?!?!?!?

>> No.54894808
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54894808

When all hope is lost. that is when miracles. happen.

>> No.54894818
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54894818

GOOBLE GOBBLE ONE OF US

>> No.54894820

AND IT ALL COMES CRASHIN DOWN

>> No.54894825

bros where's the best place to park liquid money? HYSA?

>> No.54894829
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>>54894776
crab is unstoppable
overleveraged mumu and shorting bobo both getting alternately heemed
hate to see it, damn shame

>> No.54894831

You were told.
About the hidden tigers.
But you didn't listen.
Did you.

>> No.54894848

>>54894755
>Any examples you know of now?
Don't know of any current alpha. Last I remember VORB and SPCE are worthless garbage, RKLB has a chance of carving out some kind of niche.

>>54894763
NASA is very much "do not blow things up, ever, even if it's incredibly over budget and slow" - good for contractors involved with ULA and Boeing. SpaceX is the opposite. Rocketlab's just in a tough market; Falcons and (terrifying soon) Starships are brutal competition due to their viable reuse.

>> No.54894849

>>54894790
I hate her so much it's unreal
>Entire career based on look at how big my titties are on my homely face
>Waaaa why are people objectifying my breasts
>Please don't forget I've got the huge honkers though
I assume she tried to get a legit acting career and realized nobody liked anything about her but the twins.

>> No.54894851

>>54894647
tyson is the worst brand of tendies you can get. there are so many other better ones

>> No.54894852

>>54894831
Yabba dabble doo!

>> No.54894853

The Monkeys are howling.

The monkeys are shrieking.

The baboons run back into their cave.

The birds stopped chirping entirely.

To listen.

For what's coming.

>> No.54894854
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54894854

Here are the top ten most valuable companies in the world. They create the most value in the world according to the market. And just these ten companies are equal to 15% of the entire world's collective market cap. That means if you add the market cap of every company in the entire world, these companies are equal to 15% of that value.

Is the market right?

>> No.54894872

>>54894825
Unironically early June t-bills. MMFs get spooked and are giving up tons of yield because of the 0.000001% chance a technical default delays interest payments by a day.

>> No.54894873

Any books you all recommend relating to dividend investing?

>> No.54894875

>>54894831
I shid my pants. My pants. Old Navy. You didn't listen. You never listen.

>> No.54894896
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54894896

Hey, NANC is almost at a ATH.
>>54894875
For me, it's Gap's chinos.

>> No.54894903

>>54894875
Oh. You're having a laugh now. You're joking now. Taking the piss. Enjoy. Laugh. Laugh away. About pooping yourself. Haha. Very funny. The Old Navy pants.

You fucking idiots think this is a joke.

Look at the convexity of tail IV on SPX.

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>>54894873
Dividends are irrelevant, especially in a world of buybacks and taxation. You want to look at a company's earnings and cashflow, then profiting off them is a piece of cake.

>> No.54894905

>>54894818
You'll all call me a kike shill but illegals are literally the only thing keeping the social security Ponzi solvent. They have children that are citizens that go on to hold more conservative values than the white kids that are too busy chopping their dicks off to think about reproducing. Maybe if you'd have some fucking children the government wouldn't need to sneak in millions of new baby makers a year.
Or off your grandparents. Either or.

>> No.54894906

>>54894896
KRUZ chads not like this..

>> No.54894908

>>54894854
I hate that I can't buy the saudi one

>> No.54894907

>>54894853
By the power of Grey Skull

Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, ThundercatHOOOOO!

But everything changed but the fire nation attacked

>> No.54894910

>>54894854
>create most value
>APPL
>META

>> No.54894915

AHHHHHH the fed just raised 25 bps

>> No.54894917
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>>54894853
CLICKITY. CLACKITY.
If a bear shorts NVDA in the woods and gets margin called but there's no one to shitpost at him, does it make a sound?
They. Didn't. Listen.
The Skeletons Are Dancing In The Closet During Market Hours But Only For the Algos
Now. Only. The. Tigers. Will. Survive.
If There Is Poop In The Streets, Why Do We Have Toilets?

>> No.54894926

>>54894849
story old as time.
Whats the lesson for smg in it?
Always cash out while you are ahead.

>> No.54894930

>>54894915
>54894915
The fed just paused! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

NO!! now the fed just cut interest rates we going back up..
AHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.54894938
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54894938

OK, who has recovered from that dip and who hasn't?

>> No.54894940

>>54894910
Selling your personal data is big biz

>> No.54894941

>>54894854
>market cap of every company in the entire world, these companies are equal to 15% of that value
I doubt that’s true, public companies maybe, but add private businesses and it’s much less

>> No.54894947

He doesn’t believe in Hidden Tigers. He doesn’t believe in Vomma Cyclones.
He doesn’t believe in Zeta Stalkers.

It’s okay. I understand. It’s only human to not believe in what scares you the most. it’s a lot easier for the human mind to think that something so horrifying is not possible.

Look at how much IV% on tails options have changed on SPX.

>> No.54894962

seriously what happened 15 minutes ago?

>> No.54894963

>>54894910
I'm just telling you what the market decided. These companies blow all the heavy industry and materials industry, and manufacturing, and all the big, real shit you walk outside and see around you completely out of the water. The value of the manufacturing industry is an insect compared to these companies.

>> No.54894969

>>54894962
hidden tigers, pooping sirs

>> No.54894980

>>54894962
I shidded

>> No.54894981

>>54894947
Knock knock, open up the door it’s real

With the nonestop pop pop of stainless steel

But I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

And said your wife is bald so slap Chris rock on air

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>>54894962
SLOOS.

>46% of respondents in the Fed SLOOS report tightening of lending standards for commercial and industrial loans for large, middle market firms &small business in the Fed SLOOS. Large drop in demand more troubling.

>> No.54894994

>>54894917
>>54894907
Do you immature faggots have nothing better to do than to shitpost like this? What we just saw happen is incredibly ominous and yet morons from the peanut gallery decide to just spew incomprehensible nonsense like this instead of contributing some signal to our analysis of the convexity of the volga tails on SPX.

>> No.54895001

>>54894980
I was shitting, what happened?

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>>54894962
I wouldn't worry about it.

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>>54894915
>Just one more booster, I mean rate hike and we pause
>Just one more booster, I mean rate hike and we pivot
>Just one more booster, I mean rate hike and we reverse inflation
>Just one more booster, I mean rate hike and we stop inflation
>Just one more booster, I mean rate hike and we slow inflation
>Just one more booster, I mean rate hike and have a soft landing
>Just one more booster, I mean rate hike and we don't go into recession.
>Just one more booster, I mean rate hike and we go back to NORMAL!
>Just one more booster, I mean rate hike and don't hospitalize the economy
>Just one more booster, I mean AAAAAAAACCK!

Still think we dont hike in june and july?

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>>54894962
I took some profit(SOLD) about an hour ago, you're welcome.

>> No.54895011

>>54894962
Big players are dumping, retail retards will slurped and get dumped on harder because inflation was down in march due to oil being low and high in april, the Month over Month inflation is going up.

>> No.54895016

>>54894994
>spew incomprehensible nonsense
Kekekekekekekekekekek I invest real markets

>> No.54895023
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54895023

>>54895001
>FED said its all fucked
>PPT was activated.
They are stop loss hunting.

>> No.54895027

>>54894994
I have no doubt the accuracy of your indications. I just find your posts funny.

>> No.54895029

>>54894647
Their products like many other types are way too high due to inflation so people are opting not to buy. Near me it's about $14 for a 2.5lb bag of breaded tendies. It's pretty absurd, but I still buy them because I don't eat them that often.

>> No.54895030

Someone who is good at the economy tell me what does it mean if the company has more liabilities than assets?

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54895037

>>54895002
God I wish we had more alien fighting headlines. Shit that makes UFO panic bid up 50%. Spy balloons are so lame.

>> No.54895046

>>54895030
That means you are getting a bailout and your stock is going to 10x because it's bullish.

>> No.54895047

big dump then big pump intraday. the crab always wins

>> No.54895048

>>54895030
>High risk high reward status activated.

>> No.54895051

>>54895030
It means if the company liquidated it still wouldn't pay off all creditors.

>> No.54895055
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54895055

Bonjour

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54895060

>>54894994
I downrate any post that doesn't include schizophrenically labeled screenshots.

>> No.54895062

>>54895030
They are either in growth mode or taking advantage of current rates to weather the coming storm. Or they are waiting until a specific point in the year to unload assets for equity. What is the market?

>> No.54895063
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>>54895037
I want to ayy lmao
LMT, GD

>> No.54895069

>>54895029

fuckin inflation will make fatties lose weight

>> No.54895076

>>54895016
>>54895027
Oh. Lol. He thinks it's incomprehensible nonsense. You don't think the largest equity index in the world is a real market? SPX. VVIX.

What we saw a few minutes ago. The Algorithm’s Notice What We Cant. The Algo Saw The Vomma Geometry And The Differential Geometric Space Said The Hedge Fund Equity Curves Are Overbought.

Vomma cyclones. Zeta stalkers. Autocallable phantom hedgers. The ecosystem is complex creates dramatic outcomes. Fireworks.

>> No.54895078

>bought 1k of rumble at $8.10 last week
>it's at $9.84 today
feels good

>> No.54895085

and just like that

>> No.54895099
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No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage

>> No.54895100

>>54894904
But why wouldn't I want a company to give me money, then use that money to buy more of their stock so I get more dividends?

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>>54895078
Yea i sold it. Hoping it drops again. I am going to hold long term.

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>>54895055
hey brother, nice day innit?

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>>54895069
And if not, there's Wegovy or Mounjaro. Provided by NVO and LLY.

>> No.54895108

Which one of you fuckers fat fingered that?

>> No.54895109
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54895109

Is there something weird going on in the market ?
Because I have been insufferably horny lately

>> No.54895114

>>54895062
I am looking at Carvana it says their assets is 8.65B and liabilities is 9.97B. They are up 20% today

>> No.54895117

>>54895027
I thought you were a serious person who cared about equity markets when you posted about TSN earnings. That was cool. But a few posts later you started talking about shitting your Old Navy pants when an extremely convex 2 sigma intra-day move occurred. I get that you like having fun here but you can do that without interfering with the warnings about the Vomma cyclones.

>> No.54895127

>>54895114
debt is insanely bullish anon. as long as it's realized. unrealized debt is kinda scary.

>> No.54895129

>>54895030
If there’s one thing I remember about accounting, it’s that assets should always equal liabilities on the balance sheet. Sounds like such a company is fucked, probably needs an equity injection or something, but I’m not good at financials, so I’m not sure.

>> No.54895152

>>54895109
the market is being incredibly gay, so what does that make you?

>> No.54895167

>>54895069
You'd think, but it's actually making things worse because more and more poor people are just opting to eat at fast food rather than cook at home because of the increase in price of groceries. Fast food is grossly overpriced but retards don't understand unit price so they think they're getting a deal. Plus fast food isn't even real food most the time it's just salt and fat so it's cheaper to produce.

>> No.54895179

>>54895109
No idea. We have been range bound all day and I have no problem with that.

>> No.54895180

>>54895167
Longing McDonalds then.

>> No.54895187

>>54895100
Say a company's shares are worth $100, they earn $5, and pay you $5, that's arguably worse than them buying back the stock until it's worth $105.

If you own, say, 100 shares, you're forced to cash in $500 worth of dividends and pay tax on it. With the buyback approach you can sell 5 of the $105 shares, or 10, or 0. It's a variable you control based on your tax and financial situation.

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You would think a new bull market won't start with Fast Food Chains closing...

>> No.54895199

Thank you PPT, very believable.

>> No.54895205

>>54895199
New York Fed worst Fed.

>> No.54895208

Baking...

>> No.54895218

>>54895208
$JPM is doing great right now. What's the problem?

>> No.54895220

>>54895198
Are all the food delivery services causing this

>> No.54895222

What a fake and gay flash crash. It's almost like this whole fucking thing is rigged.

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>>54895198
They're just rightsizing. QSR will put up monster earnings thanks to that cost cutting.

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I just bought 1000 SQQQs

how bad did I fuck up

>> No.54895238

why the dump and pump?

>> No.54895245

Well at least bonds seem immune to this bullshit.

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>>54895238

>> No.54895252

>>54895227
Outback, Wendy's and Dennys, how is this even a competition?

>> No.54895256

>>54895227
Too many homo options.

>> No.54895263

>>54895238
SLOOtS went down and drained the market: https://www.federalreserve.gov/data/sloos.htm

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>>54895198
BYE BYE CORPRAT REAL ESTATE!

The dominos are falling
>DRV to 70 when news cant be hidden anymore.

>> No.54895266

>>54895264
>>54895264
>>54895264
new
>>54895264
>>54895264
>>54895264
new

>> No.54895275

>>54895227
Outback, Dennys, and Ihop are the only choices here. Any other one is lgbqp faggotry.

>> No.54895314

>>54895109
I think ppl wank more when they're depressed. Your portfolio ok?>>54895109

>> No.54895635

>>54895222
You're only noticing now?

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>>54894905
>Implying it's solvent
>Implying they actually vote red
>Implying voting is real
>Blaming the populace for the vile actions of our overlords
Yes, you are a giant hooknosed like and should gas yourself

>> No.54896373

>>54895100
Other Anon alluded to it (and is dead right about taxes). But I’ll make it clear.

XYZ company has stock price and declares a $2.50 div. That means the stock will trade at $47.50 on record date. So dividends are worthless unless you’re a long term investor. It’s in fact against SEC policy to recommend a client buy a security because it’s offering a dividend soon.