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Tonight
Its happening tonight
Strap in boys

>> No.54877778

>>54877714
100 dollar eoy

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R...Really? It's happening T...Tonight?

>> No.54877820

>>54877784
Yes! Check the price if you don't believe it

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>>54877784
i m little shy

>> No.54877888

>>54877820
Why are you the way that you are?

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I love chainlink. All the drama, the memes, the community surrounding it, it's really something. But what I love most about it is knowing that in couple years I will be a billionaire. It's not even a 99% chance, it is quite literally guaranteed. As a result of that knowledge, I stopped showering and brushing my teeth over a year ago. There is simply no reason for me to do it when I know I'll be rich. I will be fucking whores every night and laughing as they're throwing up from my disgusting, stinky body and mouth. As they kiss me on my rotten teeth, or suck my stinky, 2 year unwashed hog. It will be quite something. In fact I am already seeing effects of my stinky adventure. Yesterday I went to a shop to buy some cheese and make a stop at McD's for a big mac and the cashier at the store was visibly gagging at the smell of me and trying to hide it. Other customers were standing like 5 meters behind me. It was truly hilarious. And none of them have any idea of my guaranteed, future riches. They must already be so jealous of me. The stinkiest billionaire ever.

>> No.54878348

>>54877714
I'm kind of at this point where I've sat thinking I was gonna make it from link for so long that the idea of it actually happening seems really weird. I almost don't know what I'd do with myself if I made it, I'd probably be really cautious about spending money and try not to rush into anything.