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>> No.54856575

go to bed

>> No.54856578

>>54856546
>>54856561
>>54856562
Quality posts.

>> No.54856582

Cramer is calling for the next leg up its legit over tommorow

>> No.54856585
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>>54856342
>>54855140
wait nande..

>> No.54856586
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>>54856575
No.

>> No.54856589
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>>54856552
>Female Broker (Taylor's Version)
Shit, you could whip that up in about 10 minutes with ChatGPT and one of those music AI's.

>> No.54856590

>>54856552
Exactly what do the Jews have planned for tomorrow?

>> No.54856592
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>>54856552
SIGA sissies are we back?
>First Case Of Mpox Since November 2022 Detected In Sydney
>NIH Confirms First Monkepox Case Reported In Karachi, Pakistan

>> No.54856601

>>54855065
Funny how the fed just keeps shrugging like theres no problems even when the problems begin to surface. Havent they left the reserve requirement at 0% even after all this? Or does someone else control that? The behavior feels almost purposeful.

Ramifications if all of these behaviors are being done on purpose?

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>>54856585
Like I responded to the other guy, yeah, I know it's only 1% *annualized*, so, what, an extra $8 per $10,000? But at the very least it's a hell of a story - you getting one over on those big, lame money market funds by staring down default in the face.

>> No.54856622

>>54856601
>Ramifications if all of these behaviors are being done on purpose?
Only explanation I can see

>> No.54856623

>>54855508
Ill put it this way itll likely go one of two ways
>way 1 nothing happens on an economical level, they probably stall dumps but inevitably shares in themselves will still be sold aka dumped who knows if the banks themselves fail but their stocks will dump and may cause a sell off in non banks
>way 2, many quickly realize that unlike stocks not reflecting the economy, the action does reflect the situation, prepare for bank runs to occur and an all out collapse of stocks as people want cash and physical assets. where it goes from there are many different possibilities from everything going back to normal in a few months to you wishing you bought lots of food as you're now in great depression #2 with hyperinflation to boot

>> No.54856625

>>54856552
Anyone have any good earnings play for next week?

>> No.54856639
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>>54856589
i think we need this anon

>> No.54856640

>>54856623
They're not gonna ban shorting the big ones are they?
They aren't this stupid. I refuse to believe they're this stupid.
Actually, I take that back. They probably are that stupid and are going to collapse everything.

>> No.54856642

>>54856592
Find out if it's the special other strain that's like 10x more fatal. And presumably it's still only spread by gay sex but if that's in doubt for a couple cases, yeah, we're back.

>> No.54856643
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54856643

>Global rice shortage
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/04/19/global-rice-shortage-is-set-to-be-the-largest-in-20-years-heres-why.html

Damn first eggs, then meat, now fucking rice. How do I short food stocks?

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>>54856605
so I'd guess I'd have to buy on the secondary market tomorrow, since the next auction isn't until next week and i dunno if the yield will stay that way
and you're right it's barely anything but would be funny

>> No.54856676

>>54856642
Is that disease even real?

>> No.54856678
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>>54856639
I'm going to bed soon but I'll provide a (You) and gratitude to any anon willing to put in the work.

>> No.54856679
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54856679

>futures

>> No.54856708

>>54856653
Any real broker should allow you to buy bonds directly, yeah. Just look for their Treasuries -> T-Bills section and filter down to specific bond issues maturing around or soon after June 1st.

The yield will stay ridiculous until Biden hammers out a deal with the GOP. A permanent one. "Abolish the limit for 2 weeks while we keep negotiating" just kicks the can. And MMFs won't be able to pile into any dates that have any risk at all.

>>54856676
Yes? I mean, cases certainly showed up all across the country. We even tracked case reports from /r/monkeyp*xpositive to both laugh at infected redditors and know when the pandemic was over.

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>>54856625

>> No.54856754

>>54856585
What the fuck? 5%? Why wouldn't I buy this????

>> No.54856762

why do you keep losing money?

>> No.54856768
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>>54856711
>s&p 500
>2712
are we ever going down there?

>> No.54856773

>>54856762
BECAUSE THE STOCK MANIPULATORS KEEP SQUEEZING MY SHORTS

FUCK

>> No.54856777
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>>54856768
The S&P is, was, and always has been heading to 1850, which is the bottom. Simple as.

>> No.54856778

>>54856754
5% annualized. It's 0.4167% after maturity

>> No.54856799

>>54856778
Better than a savings account, virtually no risk. Seems good to just park money in.

>> No.54856800

apple is gonna dump at $173

>> No.54856808

>>54855575
Huh a blow off top. Unusual how this happens almost as if market makers are trying to goad retail into fomoing in at the top.

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>>54856777
Very nice

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>>54856552
Any good AI stocks out there, niggas?

>> No.54856824

poop diaper

>> No.54856831

>>54856552
The only reason i will ever get another job is to have money to fuck whores, In other words im ashamed to admit i can no longer be a NEET

>> No.54856844

Again I must ask what is the point of buying GOOG or META? They will never have a dividend. They are too big to be bought out. And any time either one of them buybacks it winds up to exactly match with stock based compensation for the next quarter.
Why do people middle manger's salaries at GOOG and META just to own literal trading cards?

>> No.54856846
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54856846

What the fuck is a Hu/hu? I'm shorting any company that puts this shit on their job application.

>> No.54856852
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>>54856777
Impressive, well that settles it

>> No.54856857
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54856857

I'm selling my UVXY tomorrow.
It's time to get more bullish

>> No.54856859

>>54856777
checked for SPY 185

>> No.54856871

>>54856777
Checked

>> No.54856896

>>54856561
Nnnoooooooo ;_; pls tell me that’s a lie!
apple stock is basically the last pillar holding up the tech industry rn.
it’s basically the only thing keeping the entire industry from getting flushed down the shitter back to 5 figure wages from hand-to-hand combat competition directly with offshore labor for jobs

>> No.54856900
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54856900

BYND is down 70% compared to a year ago. Bargain?

>> No.54856907

Steve Jobs is unironically more important than Henry Ford across the breadth of human history. As Apple goes, so goes civilization.

>> No.54856910

>>54856896
apple wants to buy back stock right? so they're probably looking for a big dip to slurp such as a horrific crisis that ushers in the next great depression

>> No.54856918

>he hates free money

is this why you havent loaded up on shorts of regional banks?

>> No.54856933

>>54856918
>catching a falling knife
The covid bottom on kre was 29$, and it's at 36 right now.

>> No.54856943
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>yields

>> No.54856948

>>54856933
ok bud you sound like the faggot who told me the bottom of first republic was in 2 months ago when i posted my due dilligence for why it was going tits up

>> No.54856958

>>54856943
They dont know what POV means do they?

>> No.54856963

>>54856642
>>54856592
>From January to April of this year, case studies have reported five European men who tested positive for mpox during the earlier part of last year’s outbreak and who appear to have reacquired the virus after clearing their initial infections.

>> No.54856984

I just want to remind everyone that Taylor posters are all CIA

>> No.54856997

>>54856900
Looks pretty awful to me at any price, unless you have some kind of insider information about a possible buyout.

>> No.54857000

WTFWT

>> No.54857002

>>54856958
she's sitting in my car

>> No.54857010
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>>54856984
i love taylor, btw im a leaf

>> No.54857013

>>54857002
In the drivers seat? You made so much money off stocks and youre dating some attention whore who's using you for tik tok? lel

>> No.54857014

What options should I gamble $1000 on tomorrow? 0dte spy is always fun but you can only have the same meal so many times before it loses its zest

>> No.54857018

>>54856948
What's your target for kre and why

>> No.54857024

>>54856676
Strange how quick it disappeared. Werent their a bunch of news articles surfacing about kids getting it which implied some nasty stuff? Wonder if it was hidden to avoid drawing attention to gay pedos

>> No.54857031
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54857031

Burn it all to the ground. We need like 90% of companies to go bankrupt in order to heal.

>> No.54857034

>>54856984
Bane?

>> No.54857039

Who in heck bets against Apple? Of course Apple was gonna beat expectation...
What is surprising is that Dropbox increased earnings by such an amount. Who even uses it anymore?

>> No.54857040

>>54857018
i dont have a target for kre because i dont even know what the fund holds i was sorting financials from top to bottom of regional banks by size and looking at bond holdings and capital there is zero secret mystical method i am not a genius i am just using common sense. these failures are just going to keep snowballing. i think pacwest will be next market already figured it out but i dont think its fully priced in yet so im betting on another 50+% drop from here

>> No.54857041

Why is CVNA up so much?

>> No.54857054
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>>54857041
FUCK CARVANA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I BET ITS ACCOUNTING FRAUD

>> No.54857065

>>54857054
Do you think it’s gonna hold the gains before market open

>> No.54857090

>>54857039
Intellectual bobos who noticed the -3% YoY and that this is the top for Apple going into a recession

>> No.54857098
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54857098

fuck you wagie scum

>> No.54857110

>>54857098
*jobless claims

all wagies will lose their jobs and starve hahahahhaa

>> No.54857117
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DIE WAGIES DIE

>> No.54857128

>>54857098
why is the line going UP to the trough? shouldn’t it go DOWN to the trough?
How the fuck am I supposed to read this retarded ass nigger-tier graph?

>> No.54857132

>>54857128
line go up people claim jobless

>> No.54857147

>>54857132
why the fuck is the red dot the SPX trough?
that’s so fucking random. are there really that many fucking nigger-goyim-cattle even within the financial community that conflate bear markets, GDP growth, and unemployment claims?

>> No.54857169

>>54857098
>>54857132
also, didn’t that shit invert a full 9 months or so ago? maybe even a full fucking year ago now?
how old is that fucking chart? this is really fucking nigger-tier. maybe one of you faggots is fucking trolling by posting that shit

>> No.54857180

>>54857147
>>54857169
Uhm... err... RACIST!

>> No.54857182

>>54857054
Chart looks like a short every rally stock

>> No.54857184

I won this argument

>> No.54857193

>>54857184
You owe me sex dividends

>> No.54857216
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54857216

Baggot, you might be the most greasy kike I've ever met, but I've spent the last 7 years sharing this general with you, so cheers tonight

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=zv9CG6QL1uM&feature=share

>> No.54857219
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>futures

>> No.54857232

Colleges have been graduating so I expect a huge drop in unemployment and spike in non farm payrolls

>> No.54857239
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UONE NIGGERS
America is a nigger loving country. Time to get patriotic and buy this nigger stock

>> No.54857258

>>54856625
Im shorting TWLO.

>> No.54857350

APPL @170 with worse numbers than Q1 2022. This will go down next week. 140-150 next direction.

>> No.54857358

>>54857002
Are you 5in tall?

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>>54857350

>> No.54857380

Holy shit can't we just fucking crash already

>> No.54857393

>>54857380
No, idiot. When will you learn?

>> No.54857396

>>54857380
Logically it's gonna be flat green today cause I think no one wants to hold over the weekend but who knows

>> No.54857397
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>>54857380
I will keep buying bobo

>> No.54857400

>>54857350
goes down after 10AM to rape call buyers

>> No.54857415
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54857415

Watch DAX explode today. Bobos are gonna need a rope

>> No.54857433

Based Biden is going to ban shorting of banks, he should simply ban shorting completely, but this is a good start.

>> No.54857441
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>>54857433
build back better

>> No.54857444
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>>54857433
Why not just ban banks?

>> No.54857459

>>54857415
by clown logic, it should go down

>> No.54857462

>>54857433
yo dis old nigga gon cause a selloff n shiet

>> No.54857466

Germany pumping on the worse decline in industry orders, Great forward lookng market.

>> No.54857483 [DELETED] 

what is wrong with this power tripping janny faggot banning for literal no reason? must be from the reddit or something
clear browser cookies and reset ip. you have no power in your $0 job you open gap mental illness fag.

>> No.54857490

Despite ECB signaling further hikes. EU cannot be stopped, until it suddenly stops.

>> No.54857502

happy to ride the fall

>> No.54857508
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Line goes up forever,bobo

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>>54857490
25 bps literally do not count. Lagarde has the easiest job ever. Follow in the steps of FED but halve the rates. Absolute idiot. She really is a prime example of the fact that the best possible investment you can do for your career is 5 dollar knee protection

>> No.54857516

>>54857508
Yeah, I see that. It's disgusting. I still can't fathom that apple pump. Less revenue yoy in such an inflated economy? Most companies had higher revenue than a year ago, even with less products sold (cars etc.). And APPL is still not dying instantly. I can only imagine it to be a bulltrap as the DOW did thursday-friday last week.

>> No.54857530
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54857530

Yields....

>> No.54857548

>>54857530
oh god

>> No.54857551

>>54857530
They are again expecting rate cuts. fuckin mumus

>> No.54857552

>>54857530
wasn't she almost standing a few weeks ago?

>> No.54857556
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54857556

The Balance Sheet (TM)


>>54857552
Ya but when now the world is upside down

>> No.54857560

>>54857509
She's the worst. But Villeroy is close. That guy today said something about more hikes to come. In february when we were at 2,5%, he said that was restrictive territory and was reluctant to hike further.

>> No.54857563
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54857563

>>54857530
Shouldn't it look like this?

>> No.54857565
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>>54857516
More companies are raising guidance than lowering guidance bobo(wasnt true last quarters)

It's mumus turn

>> No.54857567
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54857567

Would you anons target hold or close asap?

>> No.54857568
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54857568

Spreads

>>54857563

Yes debt farther out should have a higher yield

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>>54857508
In these conditions the best you're getting is kangaroo crab. A steady bull trend is off the table. There's no way.

>> No.54857573

>>54857565
You had literal decades, you faggot.

>> No.54857578

So how does banning short selling result in the stock tanking?

>> No.54857583

Broken market, I'm not looking any more. Will see what my shorts to in a week. Dead or rich.

>> No.54857588

>>54857578
which stock is tanking now?

>> No.54857589
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54857589

>>54857573
and we will have more

>> No.54857590

>>54857578
The government is admitting that the situation is fucked and the stock is fundamentally worthless.

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54857611

>futures

>> No.54857618

If the market was forwardlookng it would understand Q2 will be shit, but this fucker jerks off on shitty Q1 esimate beats.

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>>54857568
Bloody hell I am in love with 2D financial brokers... pls help me bros.
Btw, I was right about DAX pumping. This is just insane. The market will keep calling out the ECB on their utter bs until they will be forced to actually do something this crap. Till that happens, the markets in Eu will just keep pumping. I give it at least a half a year on account of ECB's hate for ordinary people. "We are looking closely at food prices" by Lagarde... Nigga wat? They have risen by 50%+ over the course of one year and she is LOOKING CLOSELY AT THEM? What in the absolute hell is she looking at? These people...

>> No.54857674

Seething bobocucks don't grasp concepts like priced in or forward looking. I can't believe these low IQ morons share a market with high IQ bullchads like me.

>> No.54857682

>>54857618
>If the market was forwardlookng it would understand Q2 will be shit

You don't get it, bobo. It doesn't matter how shit earnings are, analysts will lower expectations so 70% of companies beat. A company could lose $100s of billions but if they beat the expectations by a few % it would still be bullish. Basically what I'm saying is bulls win no matter what happens, and you bobos are losers.

>> No.54857704

>>54857530
nice, yields starting to uninvert. thats when the real fun begins.
my bet is on level 3 circuit breakers on the indices for this year

>> No.54857710

>>54857674
Has nothing to do with that, we went down for a week and now we're going back up. Bobos on /smg/ are always calling for the Satan Candle that takes the S and P back to 2500 in one go. The market is going to look like Venezuela's market- down to 3400 again, back up to 4300, back and forth as long as inflation is keeping valuations high. It will never go back to 2500, because there is too much cash in the system for it to do so. Bobo expectations are based on thinking the market needs to go back to where it was in 2020 because everything is overvalued, but the market conditions are different from 3 years ago. Plus why would they let the market crash while democrats have power?

People should be planning for the next recession, not the last one.

>> No.54857715

>>54857704
>level 3 circuit breakers
this sounds more and more like a computer game

>> No.54857719

>>54857682
I know that analysts are faggots, thanks for reminding me

>> No.54857726

>>54857674
All your reasons to be bullish are already priced in. Ergo, now you have no reasons.

>> No.54857728

Most bobos on /biz/ seem to be /pol/ tourists who are emotionally manipulated by clickbait headlines
Someone post that image if news articles talking about the collapse of the dollar going back 15 years

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>>54857530
>yields reaching 6.0

aaahhhh fuck I don't feel so good. Just give us Great Depression 2.0 already, this slow bleed is miserable.

>> No.54857736

>>54857715
we are in literal clown market. a 20% drop in one session will surely look like a game of denial (for mumus) :^)

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>>54857728
true

>> No.54857739

>>54857567
you know the screenshot rule

>> No.54857745

>>54857728
Yes, and?

>> No.54857750

PACW moving up again

>> No.54857755

>>54857530
>Yields....
it's because the X date of treasury is near

>> No.54857757

WAL moving up again
Glad I bought at 17 before close yesterday

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54857767

>futures

>> No.54857797

at least 3 coping articles about germany, but '
Industrial orders mm
Mar. 2023 -2.2% 4.8% -10.7%
expected, previous, actual

Kek, well yeah, after-10, it might get better, but it's still pretty bad. But let's say things will be good. As Powell said, even started his speech, the banking system is sound and resilient

>> No.54857803
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>>54857728
>t. seething 1PTBID discord tranny that knows HE is about to reap the consequences of HIS own actions (again)

>> No.54857827

ECB even raised their own core inflation estimate for fullyear 2023 from 4,4 in february to 4,9 in april, and these faggot still only did 25 bps. They want to fuckin bleed dry the working/middle class.

>> No.54857834

>>54857728
Yes, we need go back to Bush era SPX levels to make it economically intolerable to let minorities have rights.

>> No.54857851

things are just going to crab until europe dumps and then it'll crab until unemployment comes out lower and non farms higher and then we can really giga dump

>> No.54857934

Bros tell me honestly.... when will we finally reverse course. This slow bleed out is worse than an instant crash

>> No.54857948

>>54857934
you buy at the despair phase after we had fear and capitulation.
looking at retards still buying the dip we are not even close to a bottom

>> No.54857960
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>>54857934
Nobody knows. S&P has been hard stuck in a range for a year now.

>> No.54857964

>>54857934
today apple will put in another lower high at $171 - $173 and then we begin the next leg down

>> No.54857972

>>54857934
What do you mean? UP? There is no up anymore. Where the fuck did you buy?

>> No.54857980

>>54857964
flat, then back to 160 next week after realizing shit earnings

>> No.54857985
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>>54857934
>reverse

You can't. Just watch it all burn and laugh like the joker.

>> No.54857996

So the volume will be mostly skewd towards regional banks today. Any idea how to play that?

>> No.54858003

>>54857996
Buy puts on WAL. It's really that simple. Expecting morning pump to 22-23 before a gradual decline at 15 dollars.

>> No.54858014

>>54858003
Isn't the sec monitoring the puts now? like if they go into short restricted mode, then this might limit the downward move

>> No.54858015

>>54858003
By the way the Financial Time's report on WAL seeking a buyer is probably right, they wouldn't release a story without a good source. Just like how FRC lied their asses off about their deposit run not being that bad. At least PacW was upfront.

>> No.54858023

look at DAXcomputer. Is this the new normal?

>> No.54858034

>>54857444
that's the idea, bucko
rates going 3 to 0 to 4 are like a whip, break the small bank bucks, let the big ones into the porch (they already are there in all but name), CBDC

>> No.54858060

>DKNG

we win boys

>> No.54858065

EU retail sales lower again, EU up, kek

>> No.54858067

>>54857934
the only catalysts that exist are either
a. we enter a recession, growth slows down, market so high on itself its already expecting that to happen and rates to drop because of that, i.e reverse yield curve
b. soft landing
c. major crash

>> No.54858075

Anyone got that /biz/ movies image? I've got some free time and want to finally start going through the ones I haven't seen.

>> No.54858083

>>54858075
Margin Call

>> No.54858124

>>54858075
Princes of the Yen is the only one worth any time unless you wanna watch queers and jews LARPing

>> No.54858148
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54858148

we're back

>> No.54858162

>>54858124
So who was at fault for the lost decade?

>> No.54858173

>>54858015
Yeah they wont countersue and its all just. Jewspeak they werent looking to sell -- strategic options exploration and shit

>> No.54858174

>>54858162
[Spoiler Alert]
Same people at fault for 4 boom decades

>> No.54858200
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54858200

Friendly reminder to buy gold miners. Also, how often is it normal to think about an heroing?

>> No.54858224

So when are we buying BOIL? 2.50?

>> No.54858231

>>54858224
When it hits 1

>> No.54858233

Fuckin piece of shit Habeck wants to give free electricity to firms, while the regular people are bleeding and have to pay the double amount.

There already was the possibility to use cheap electricity but you have to not pay dividends and other restrictions were there.

Now these restrictions aren't there anymore, so everything pumps. ALL for the market, even form the GREENS. It's insane.

>> No.54858234

Carvana up 35% wtf! It keeps goin

>> No.54858241

>>54858234
I should have BOUGHT

>> No.54858250

>>54858233
Without a job how will you afford to pay triple for electricity?

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>>54858200
>how often is it normal to think about an heroing
Once or twice a week, I'd say. Less if you have a nice ass in your life
Also, already stocked up on a gold miner. Lundin Gold has been delivering very nicely

>> No.54858264

>>54858241
My friend bought like 6k worth of calls 7.5 expiring January i wonder how much those are worth today prolly double

>> No.54858280

Anons how's your record been on earnings this quarter? I was only really sure about MSFT, but goddamn I really wish I went in on LYFT puts

>> No.54858330

Where's the dude that trades ES on ninja trader?
What you got going on today?

>> No.54858356
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54858356

They're gonna ban shorting, aren't they?

>> No.54858373

>>54858356
I thought banning short selling was anti semitic and anti capitalism? What happened? Niggerlovers

>> No.54858375

>>54858356
Why stop there? Just bad selling while they're at it.

>> No.54858376

>>54858356
It should have been banned ages ago, it's a bet against America, and essentially aids evil foreign adversaries. Anyone shorting any company is a massive piece of shit.

>> No.54858384

>>54858356
kek its like they hate people making easy money while the whole country burns

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54858386

You fucking niggerlovers....

>> No.54858387

>>54858356
I still don't see how this doesn't pump bank stocks if people can't short it.

>> No.54858388

>>54858376
shorting and betting against a stock is always morally correct

>> No.54858393

>>54858376
>Anyone shorting any company is a massive piece of shit.
Anyone long is a niggerlover

>> No.54858404

>>54858376
>>54858393
Mumu VS Bobo

>> No.54858407

>>54856643
Are you moronic? If they are in low supply then price goes up.
You want to long them.
FYI soft commodities have been going up for a while now

>> No.54858408

>>54858376
I'm gay btw.

>> No.54858416

>>54858250
Not pay

>> No.54858418
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54858418

>>54858404
short side when we ride come equipped with game

>> No.54858425

i keep sellling and i keep getting fucked

>> No.54858440

>>54858356
Yes. Shorting is used for scamming, attacking economies and businesses, pushing out competitors.
How can I have 0 apples, sell you 5 apples, 5 apples appear then I promise to buy them back from you later, hopefully once you’ve lost money and I’ve gained money? Lmao.
Shorting doesn’t help stabilize or make markets. Here’s what you can do if you don’t like a stock
1. Don’t buy it
2. Sell it if you have it.
3. Buy a competitor.
4. Buy an anti correlated asset.
5. Advocate publicly against it.
Fucking FAGGOTS

>> No.54858446

>>54858356
Why would they? Institutional short sellers make a living by finding and exposing fraudulent businesses so the government gets to set on its ass all day and just wait for others to do their job for them.

>> No.54858448

>>54858425
heh yeah that happens

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54858450

When I was more antisemitic and less accepting of the way things are, I was complaining about short selling shouldn't be allowed to exist. But now looks like the gubment is on my side now? I'm flipping it up, I'm with capitalism now and with the short sellers. You mumus are just niggerlovers. Period. And That's gonna get us all killed. Fucking niggerlovers

>> No.54858459

>>54858446
That's just it though: the government is fraudulent too, and allowing a free market to exist might expose them as retards.

>> No.54858460

So what happens to my WAL puts when Biden bans short selling

>> No.54858479

All the FDIC has to do is increase the deposit insurance
That's it
All they have to do
If they don't they're gonna get fucking heemed if too many banks fail in succession.

>> No.54858483

as a bear i urge you guys not to go short for this next week at least, liquidity is moving up hard from central banks doing damage control and people are starting to price in a pause even though it isn't one yet, that means money starting to flow out of MMFs as you saw indicated by 1-month bills getting a big jump in rate yesterday.
going short into this next week will cost you a lot of money i can promise you that.

>> No.54858496

>>54858408
There's unironically nothing wrong with being gay, bobochud.

>> No.54858499

>>54858483
>money starting to flow out of MMFs
After another 25 point hike? Foolish. Why own stocks when I can own (or sell naked) short dated options every single day. Even if I get heemed, that's way more fun than saving for the next generation. Your next generation is just a nigger loving faggot anyway.

>> No.54858507

How can bulls assume Powell will lower rates later this year? It will only ignite inflation. Rates will stay like this. The lowest will be 2-3%. There's no back to 0 or the next cycle repeats and he doesn't want that for his own image/name.

>> No.54858508

Seriously what are you goys saving for? Freedom? Doesn't exist

>> No.54858509

>>54858496
Lmao faggot

>> No.54858510

>>54857934
Seen a MudCRAB for past few 6 months.
Filthy creatures.

>> No.54858515

>>54858496
Do I have to become a mentally ill fudgepacking faggot before you'll let me join the NAFO raid discord? lmao

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54858539

GAY AND TRANS PEOPLE GO BACK TO YOUR RAM RANCH AND STAY OUTTA MY WAY FAGGOT SHITS

>> No.54858544

>>54858507
bulls aren't the ones who price fed fund futures, they're only pricing a pause (which is fake). when the market says that the fed is going to cut rates fast and hard, that's normally very bearish for that time period. bulls are only concerned about today and maybe tomorrow

>> No.54858548
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54858548

Any subscription services worth paying for if I want to keep up with the news/earnings estimates? (Marketwatch/Earningswhispers/etc.)

>> No.54858557
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54858557

I'm getting my financial news from Fox Soul's The Nigger Report. Quality content from the niggerlovers at Fox. Tucker Carlson who? Sean Hannity who? I thought fox was for the chuds? What happened?

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i'm scared of options expiration today

>> No.54858568

>>54858557
The worst thing is that I can't tell if this is real or not.

>> No.54858572

>>54856623
The time to stock up on food was three years ago.
You fuckers are late, as usual, pirate scum.

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54858575

>>54858557
If you are nigger that watches this content for serious entertainment, picrel. This is the problem with humanity.

>> No.54858583

>>54858568
Fox Soul exists and The Black Report is on now. Niggerlovers

>> No.54858584
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54858584

>>54858356
Oh hell, no

>> No.54858590

No more jerking off before work
>get to work
>visible jizz stain

>> No.54858595

Who else jerks off while scrolling/posting in SMG threads? It just makes me feel very comfortable. And I'll keep doing it, you can't stop me :)

>> No.54858598

>>54858590
me too, but I work from home

>> No.54858617

>>54857710
>this time is different

>> No.54858643

>>54858590
Heh, I jerk off at work all the time. I just make sure to get off the toilet before I cum and point my dick down into the toilet and flush. Then I squeeze my dick so I don't get an excess on my underwear. Then I spray febreese on my underwear. I've never gotten any strange looks.

>> No.54858665

>>54858643
>I've never gotten any strange looks.
You forget the ceiling cat.

>> No.54858670

>>54858617
It is different because the effect of inflation on the venezuelan stock market is already a known factor. You can't put the monkey back in the cage. Things won't go back to 2500 because there is too much free ambient cash lying around.

In fact we saw the same thing in the 1970s with a long crab over the course of a decade, no crash, just a straight line of ups and downs in a range because the market wanted to crash, but inflation did not allow it. Stagflation.

>> No.54858673

>>54858670
>crab over the course of a decade
Perfect.

>> No.54858686

>>54858440
>How can I have 0 apples, sell you 5 apples, 5 apples appear then I promise to buy them back from you later, hopefully once you’ve lost money and I’ve gained money?
that's not how shorting works
you borrow the stock first then sell it then later buy it back and return

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54858688

>>54858670
>a long crab over the course of a decade
So shit and piss 500 acting same like it did for these past 6 months?

>> No.54858690

>>54858440
>1 new post
bait

>> No.54858729

So will DAX go in a straight line back to 16000? Is this is? Is this how this works? lol

>> No.54858731

This week was stressful because India was mutinying against me. They kept trying to go over my head to their, technically, more senior Indian counterparts. Luckily control was quickly re-asserted when their managers tried and failed to prove me wrong, and they had to submit to my mental prowess in matters that should never have been under scrutiny in the first place. Purview over the Indians seems, for now at least, to still rest on my shoulders.

Reply back YES to subscribe to my blog

>> No.54858733

CVNA is going insane is this a short squeeze? The earnings aren’t even that mind blowing

>> No.54858744

>>54858731
I think you're looking for /jobidiotgeneral/
that's over on the lgbt board

>> No.54858746

>>54858733
>44
Goddamn it was 25 last night

>> No.54858750

>>54858746
Yeah this makes no sense

>> No.54858783

WHY THE FUCK IS THE MARKET GOING UP AGAIN

>> No.54858809

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER7n_EMkU30

>> No.54858842

>>54858783
they're pricing in the soft landing

>> No.54858845

>>54858356
This country is so retarded. Not a free market

Look at kre fraud pumping

>> No.54858863

>DKNG

oh lawdy

>> No.54858868

>>54858842
again? and price the not happening pivot in aswell,
AGAIN?

>> No.54858885

>>54858809
I don't think there's anyone with a worse prediction track record than stock market youtubers.

>> No.54858890

>>54858744
Jokes on you, I work at a broker

>> No.54858893
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54858893

>>54858783
You best believe in bull markets
Because you're in one

>> No.54858899

>>54858893
>>54858885
>>54858809

he makes good videos but has been pretty wrong since the bottom

>> No.54858905
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54858905

Somehow retarded mumu exuberance returned...

>> No.54858908

It's never gonna crash is it bobros
It's fucking over. How the fuck did they make a banking crisis bullish? Truly evil and disgusting people

>> No.54858921

>spy green
>Soxl red

Fucking christ

>> No.54858923

Why the fuck is fucking Carvana mooning to high heavens in the premarket?

>> No.54858932

>>54858908
They don’t like when we make money on the way down. Every trick in the book

>> No.54858938

and just like that, nothing was ever terrible again

>> No.54858939

>>54858893
Is Home Depot accused of being "woke" now? I don't get this picture.

>> No.54858944

>>54858905
They're right tho even if we don't want to admit it
They've been right for half a fucking year
It's evil and outrageous how the market hasn't crashed yet but that's where we are
Some-fucking-how they just keep making line go up in spite of everything
Even rate hikes don't matter, even deflationary money (eurodollar) doesn't matter, even banking failures don't matter, even m2 going down is bullish, even unemployment going up is bullish, even Big tech laying off about 300k people is bullish, even oil dumping is bullish

>> No.54858945
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54858945

And to think RKT IPO'd for like 18 dollars a share not that long ago

>> No.54858946
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54858946

>>54858939

>> No.54858975

>>54858945
The only IPO I bought was roblox, sold for a quick profit. Good stuff
I underestimated how many "I could've gone to college & played football, but" has-beens care about their fantasy leagues

>> No.54858980

>>54858945
Retail literally never makes money on IPOs

>> No.54858981

>>54858890
>I work
That'swhy I directed you to /jobidiotgeneral/ on the lbgt page where you can be with your kind

>>54858885
Only posted it for the part in the middle where he shows Lehman CEO and generally references how halting short sales started the 2008 crash

>> No.54858990

>>54858908
Because gambling is riskless. The taxpayer pays for the game, if you lose. If you win, you keep it.

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>>54858946
thats my ride when i drive through pic related

>> No.54858998

Glad I was given that chance to reenter oil stocks sub $70.

>> No.54859004

>>54858993
I miss johnny rebel

>> No.54859018

>>54858899
>>54858688
Why did it actually bottom out in the end of 2022? Do market makers knew back then that JP will stop because it would blow up the banks and cause a big recession or what?
Because they were still hiking then.

>> No.54859039

>>54858980
we had a lot of people here make money on PLTR on IPO, as we were still in crazy irrational price action bull market
a lot of people here bought ~$10 and then sold in the $20's
(with that said, we also had a ton of retards who thought that PLTR was going to $100 a share, who bought in the 20's lmaooo)

>> No.54859040

This fucking piece of shit range market

>> No.54859055

I literally cannot believe CVNA right now. This HAS to be a short squeeze

>> No.54859059

this market will make me kill myself

>> No.54859065
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54859065

>>54859055
>taken for a ride by the mafia's money laundering business again

>> No.54859067

>>54859059
Honestly. It genuinely pisses me off that low iq normies are getting fucking rich on yolo meme stock calls and shitcoins

>> No.54859070

Anyone have a good link for CNBC?

>> No.54859073

imagine being such a stupid retard that you didnt buy DKNG

>> No.54859074

>>54859055
>stock down 97%
>small earnings bounce
Time to panic

>> No.54859084

>>54859055
Chart looks like you should short at 14 but who knows what will happen today. Maybe EOD would be safer

>> No.54859085

>>54859059
Iktf bro
>>54859067
Fr
They're laughing at us and it hurts

>> No.54859087

>>54859074
The earnings justify a 50% increase just in premarket?

>> No.54859098

Why is Bloomberg propaganda channel happy about good job reports... doesn't this mean:

>HIGHER
4
>LONGER
???

>> No.54859101

>>54858575
I used to think this is a meme but I literally have a co-worker who's like that now who drives me fucking insane.

>> No.54859105

>>54859055
>349$ ath
>7$ a day ago
The market sure knows the right value of something

>> No.54859112

>>54859087
The stock is really just an option. It's confirmed not bankrupt. So it pumps.

>> No.54859114

>>54859105
That was when every stupid meme stock was at an ATH during the complete peak of money printing, not because the stock was good. Look where it was right before the pandemic…

>> No.54859121

DKNG
K
N
G

>> No.54859133

I should have closed everything yesterday theres no way you can just sit on a position longer than 2 days in this retarded crab market

>> No.54859142

>>54859133
oh, are you not making money right now? huh.

>> No.54859146

>>54859133
Stop loss hunting is a daily activity now.

>> No.54859159
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54859159

we are back, everything is going to be okay oil bros

>> No.54859170

>>54859159
Evidently natural gas has no value and I have become a boil baggie just like that

>> No.54859181

>>54858575
There's a pic about some black guy with his lawyer (where she looks somewhat ashamed) about him beating or hitting somebody in the subway. The picture alleges, that they asked him how he would have felt if that happened ot him. Answer is practically picrel,
>I wasn't hit

>> No.54859194
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54859194

Banks trying to scam pump and recoup their losses

>> No.54859199
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54859199

>>54856552
I like this more

>> No.54859207

>>54859133
Except for the generational holder who bought 50 years ago. The bottom and at same time peak of the pyramid

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>>54859194
Bloomburg shilling that economy is now back to normal!
>all based on this one jobs report

NO MORE BOOSTERS I MEAN RATE HIKES!

>> No.54859222

>>54858686
>you borrow the stock first
only if you are a retail goy. you don't think there are big money niggers nigging around town with a second set of books? The shares are not borrowed, its just a big cluster fuck of shuffling money between the same jewish family. You nigger retards. Only goys have to find share to borrow first, which is why goys just sell calls or buy poots instead.

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54859229

>>54858575
>>54859181
Skinwalkers
https://youtu.be/cIFMwObyst4

>> No.54859232

fucking low volume shit. i have to wait until market actually opens to sell HIBL.

>> No.54859237
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54859237

>>54859101
>>54859181
one race the BOBO race. fucking kek

>> No.54859244

>>54859181
maybe they understand that its a waste of time to think about other timelines and it is.

>> No.54859255

It's over.

>> No.54859263

>>54859255
Jobs report, right? What were the numbers?

>> No.54859268

Jobs data?

>> No.54859270
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54859270

>3.4%

>> No.54859272

dax is okay

>> No.54859275

JOBS REPORT IS FUCKIGN BOOOMING

>HIGHER
4
>LONGER

>> No.54859284

>>54859270
Green = line go up. Simple as.

>> No.54859289
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54859289

Big beat

>> No.54859294

>>54859275
CRAB
4
LONGER

AHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.54859299

>>54859270
>sales doomping
>wages rising
>jobs going fucking apeshit
This kills the bull

>> No.54859303

>>54859244
They would have said so, not but we wuuuuzznnnt n shieeeeet. Kick rocks niggerlover

>> No.54859305

I think I lit $500 on fire buying tfc puts

>> No.54859306

Futures seem to be neutral to the data..

>> No.54859308

All we have to do is wait for the weekend now to find out what new banks are failing.

>> No.54859309

>>54859270
>>54859268
>>54859289

the market didnt give a fuck AGAIN

>> No.54859326

>>54859270
Powell: The labour market remains very tight

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>>54859309
Mumus treading water

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>>54859326
>>54859306

good news = good news
bad news = good news

>> No.54859339

>US April non-farm payrolls +253K vs +180K expected
Over-employment continues, with a 73k beat
>Average hourly earnings +0.5% m/m vs +0.3% expected
>Average hourly earnings +4.4% y/y vs +4.2% expected
Wage inflation spiral continues
Fed cannot crush inflation, cannot crush demand, cannot interrupt inflation spiral
Requiring more aggressive monetary policy
Fed cannot continue aggressive monetary policy without blowing up more banks
Choose:
>inflation death spiral
OR
>total bank failure
You are the Fed - pick one, and only one

>> No.54859343

Futures doing well....I guess investors were concerned about a possible recession, so a stronger labour market is seen as a good thing....

>> No.54859344

>>54859309
Nasdaq is invincible

>> No.54859346

>>54859339
kill regional banks and save the consumer

>> No.54859358

>>54858998
I knew sub $70 was fake and gay. Didn't think it would bounce back this fast.

>> No.54859359

>>54859344
till it limits down multiple times in a week

>> No.54859362

>>54859270
setting the stage nicely for another 25 bepis. Powell just can't seem to slow this down.

>> No.54859367

>>54859229
Tortoise, whats that?

>> No.54859369

>>54859339
There is no proof that inflation in the US is a bad thing.
This "inflationary death spiral" thing happens to OTHER countries, not the great US of A

>> No.54859372

>>54856552
bake one up

>> No.54859377

The market doesnt move by fundamentals primarily, its moved by options. If too many options get paid out it throws MM system out of whack. Since the majority of people can tell when a fire is burning (i.e. that the shit is bad) they buy puts but MMs cant pay them all out so they have to do the opposite which leads to clownworld.

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>>54859369
>There is no proof that inflation in the US is a bad thing.
l m a o

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Bloomburg now using words like "flat" just like pivot tards changed to "pause"

>Its all so tiresome.

>> No.54859385

>>54859378
depends on who you are. if youre a rich land owner its great!

>> No.54859392

>>54859377
how big is the option market

>> No.54859394
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>>54859344
>>54859335

I can't stop the way I feel
Things you do don't seem real
Tell me what you've got in mind
'Cause we're running out of time
Won't you ever set me free?
This waiting 'round's killing me
She drives me crazy
Like no one else
She drives me crazy
And I can't help myself
I can't get any rest
People say I'm obsessed
Everything you say is lies
But to me there's no surprise
What I had for you was true
Things go wrong, they always do
She drives me crazy
Like no one else
She drives me crazy
And I can't help myself

>> No.54859395

>>54859294
lol true, true.

>> No.54859416

>all the thread bakers have been yeeted

>> No.54859419

>>54859369
Inflation is bad for savers. Its great for workers IF it beats cost of living. As in, real wage gains.

>> No.54859421

I guess the logic behind the futures doing well is that a strong jobs market alleviated recession fears. As for the rate hikes, investors assume the hikes are reaching their end regardless.

You actually want a decent jobs market so long as the cpi comes in lower and lower (which it has been)

>> No.54859425
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Bankers slamming gold but not stonks (the golden egg)

>> No.54859428

>>54859424
>>54859424
>>54859424
new
>>54859424
>>54859424
>>54859424
new

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>>54859394
First off, fuck yo' CALLS and the LONGS you claim
SHORTside when we ride, come equipped with game
You claim to be a player, but I fucked your LONGS
We bust on MUMU niggas, YOUR FUCKING WRONG
Plus, HEDGIES tryna see me, weak hearts I rip
MUMU Smalls and LOSER M.A.F.I.A., some mark-ass bitches
BOBO keep on comin' while we runnin' for your jewels
Steady BUYIN' POOTS, keep on bustin' at them fools, you know the rules

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>>54859394
That's a blast from the past, lol. Damn, we're old.

>> No.54859485

>>54859392
https://www.visualcapitalist.com/all-of-the-worlds-money-and-markets-in-one-visualization-2020/

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I am unhappy

>> No.54861044

1 more year bear bros