/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54846845]

He does it for free edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>54843374

[Anonymous No.54846853]

>>54846845
>He does it for free edition
lol

[Anonymous No.54846855]

I thought that was the last smg.

[Anonymous No.54846856]

I keep losing money. I don't see the end of it.

[Anonymous No.54846865]

we gonna have the retarded up countertrend day

[Anonymous No.54846866]

Delete in 3…2….

[Anonymous No.54846868]

lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.54846879]

I like stocks.

[Anonymous No.54846890]

>>54846845
>He does it for free edition

[Anonymous No.54846892]

so why is this thread fine but the last two werent
I'm genuinely confused

[Anonymous No.54846895]

yeah i am still extremely bullish idgaf

[Anonymous No.54846901]

Uh oh stinky

[Anonymous No.54846903]

>>54846892
Hes just autistic about the OP pic. Truly magnificent specimen

[Anonymous No.54846907]

>>54846845
>inb4 thread does not exist

[Anonymous No.54846909]

>>54846892
janny got sneedy

[Anonymous No.54846911]

STOP THE DAMN MATCH

[Anonymous No.54846913]

>>54846903
and here I was going to just make the OP a snapshot of the last OP

[Anonymous No.54846922]

>>54846895
Get more bullish

[Anonymous No.54846923]

I said it, this is march 8-9th again, look at DOW.

[Anonymous No.54846925]

Another day, another heem.

[Anonymous No.54846931]

It's my fault. I put another 10,000 dollars into JEPI yesterday after sitting on the cash for fucking months. I did this.

[Anonymous No.54846932]

>up 7% on freddy fazbear
nice

[Anonymous No.54846936]

Imagine if BOIL goes under 2

[Anonymous No.54846939]

>>54846903
What was the pic?

[Anonymous No.54846941]

Which bank will collapse today? Watching
PACW, HMST, FHN, WAL ...

[Anonymous No.54846943]

Daily reminder: bank failures are not bullish

[Anonymous No.54846944]

Sound and resilient.

[Anonymous No.54846952]

Red and throbbing.

[Anonymous No.54846953]

>>54846943
source?

[Anonymous No.54846955]

SHOPbros, how we feeling today?

[Anonymous No.54846958]

>47% of zoomers hold crypto
>39% are trading options
>Gen Z is less likely to invest in mutual funds, at just 35% versus 47% for Millennials
>15% of Gen Z using ETFs versus 23% for Millennials
so how fucked is the next generation going to be as a whole where instead of actually building wealthy they are just gambling on get rich quick scams

[Anonymous No.54846957]

>>54846939
Spiderman and Ironman excited about selling stocks.
Short SPY if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.54846956]

>>54846925
we in full heemtown now bruh

[Anonymous No.54846960]

>>54846845
Pacwest is gonna go back up, right? There's no way a stock loses 50% of its value in after market trading, and doesn't shoot up in value when the market opens...

[Anonymous No.54846972]

>>54846958
>zo*mers
>gen z

massive faggot and retards infest these gens so they are getting what they deserve

[Anonymous No.54846978]

What is she thinking rn?

[Anonymous No.54846984]

dpst bro's, it's over...

[Anonymous No.54846987]

>>54846956
Down, down to heemtown.

[Anonymous No.54846992]

>>54846958
gen z is just a bunch off nigger mutts raised by single mothers, they never had a chance

[Anonymous No.54846994]

>SPDR® MSCI USA Gender Diversity ETF

IF YOU DON"T BUY THIS ETF YOU"RE A RACIST

[Anonymous No.54846997]

Wtf is a reverse stock split

[Anonymous No.54846998]

>>54846960
anon don't tell me you...

[Anonymous No.54846999]

>>54846845
15 min in any they are already hitting breakers on the banks, this is going to be a black swan day isn't it

[Anonymous No.54847002]

Can this scammarket finally die? DAX 14000 pls

[Anonymous No.54847003]

>>54846978
we need more goy money to fund abortions and climate scams

[Anonymous No.54847009]

>>54846997
Anon I...

[Anonymous No.54847014]

>>54846845
Tell me about inflation, why is it sticky?

But seriously, why? It seems that it's going down in some areas like food, but services for example are still high, at least according to official data.
What gives?

[Anonymous No.54847016]

>>54846997
Usually what shitcoins do when threatened with delisting. Increase price of shares by decreasing their numbers.

[Anonymous No.54847017]

>>54846997
when a stock price gets too low they reverse split. you will lose shares but the rest go up in price. this way they can continue falling more.

[Anonymous No.54847018]

>>54846998
I put in $200 last night, I thought I could use Jewish tricks to my advantage, but I guess that won't be allowed...

[Anonymous No.54847019]

kek at these regional bank scam pumps, shit is dead and the Fed called the PPT

[Anonymous No.54847020]

>>54846999
Checked, only the 999 fine plan will survive

[Anonymous No.54847023]

Damn it feels good to perfectly time the top.. again.. finna rebuy this JEPI by the end of the month at a 7% discount after bagging realized gains, divvies and then realized gains on the way down with SQQQ. Get fucked "time in the market beats timing the market" retards

[Anonymous No.54847024]

>>54847009
>>54847016
I’m being fucking jewed again arent I

[Anonymous No.54847026]

>>54846958
>I believe the children are our future
>Teach them well and let them lead the way
>Show them all the beauty they possess inside
>Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
>Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be

I'm already teaching my kids to trade futures

[Anonymous No.54847028]

>>54846997
do not trade stocks that reverse 95% chance they keep getting destroyed

[Anonymous No.54847032]

>>54847024
yes, you wont do shit

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.54847041]

Soooooo, those puts I been trading all week are making me lots of cash and basically I'm going to use the money to make my desires reality while you guys get fucked and kill yourselves. Have a good weekend everyone.

[Anonymous No.54847042]

>>54847028
I already heavily invested in this stock

[Anonymous No.54847044]

>>54846997
It's like when a company splits their stock but the opposite of that

[Anonymous No.54847046]

>>54847024
always were bud

[Anonymous No.54847062]

>>54846992
>>54846972
The best part is that we are entering a possible era where American stocks no longer dominate or even more so might trail international. The dollar has fallen to 58% of total global reserves, BRICS currency is rolling out, OPEC is starting to trade in non dollars so the petrol dollar is officially dead. No to mention evaluations are insane. We have companies with PE ratios in the 100s or even 1000s. A company like Tesla produces less than 1% of all cars and barely 12% of all EV production but has more stock invested in it than every other car company combined.

Even as a whole, the average pe ratio of the S&P 500 is over 50% more (20) compared to international stocks (12). International stocks are basically trading like small caps. Which works, except when the easy cheap money from printing goes away. We're going to go from Large to Small and Blue chips to value stocks. The paradigm always swaps eventually and these fucking zoomers even if they do the right thing are going to get fucking heemed.

[Anonymous No.54847069]

HOLY SHIT TECH BROS

[Anonymous No.54847085]

>>54846941
PACW and WAL high possibility

[Anonymous No.54847105]

>>54847069
Whats inside?

[Anonymous No.54847106]

>>54846953
US treasury secretary Janet L. Yellen

[Anonymous No.54847110]

>>54847085
>PACW

[Anonymous No.54847113]

I got my first margin call ever today because fucking Hindenberg had to short IEP in the middle of a fucking bank crisis. Thusly my portfolio's value dropped 33%. Covered everything, but I am well and truly heemed.

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.54847116]

>>54847069
Well that's the gayest thing I've seen all day. It's still early though.

[Anonymous No.54847118]

>>54846941
None, our banking system remains sound and resilient.

[Anonymous No.54847136]

Slurp team has arrived

[Anonymous No.54847140]

>>54847113
Why did you buy a ponzi in the first place?
Should've just bought one of his holdings at fair value like UAN or some shit.

[Anonymous No.54847141]

>banks collapsing
>debt ceiling
>PE 100 is the norm

yeah... im thinking its time to invest

[Anonymous No.54847150]

>retail is buying failing banks
Man, we're actually fucked aren't we?

[Anonymous No.54847151]

feeling pretty weeb this morning
SPY puts be printing
don't fight the fed retards ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMchxnfUydo

[Anonymous No.54847160]

Bears aren't real.

[Anonymous No.54847163]

Im long
sorry bobros. Im a bear but rn its a buy.

[Anonymous No.54847164]

Impressive how EU manages to pump while US dies, you fuckin burgers. Why are you buying EU?

[Anonymous No.54847168]

>he’s not buying dip

[Anonymous No.54847170]

Volatility remains high. So people are finally hedging against a potential reyg82pturn to rationality

[Anonymous No.54847172]

>>54846997
it's like stock fusion as in nuclear fusion

[Anonymous No.54847181]

>>54847168
I did, but it keeps dipping!

[Anonymous No.54847182]

>>54847141
yeah but it's really not affected the markets

[Anonymous No.54847183]

>>54847170
vix is under 20 that's not high

[Anonymous No.54847186]

>>54847141
It is.. in bonds.. we are at or near terminal rate and they are yielding solid guaranteed returns. Whenever the rates come down in 2024/2025 or whatever they will gain underlying value as well. Bonds will outperform stocks for the next couple years and it's not even gambling like most of the faggots here try to do

[Anonymous No.54847187]

>>54847150
yes - but not because of the action of buying failing banks, but because what it signifies
it means that retail believes that the Fed is a backstop for anything that goes wrong in the economy, that the Fed can save us from anything
= insane moral hazard across all finance, across all society = failures in risk management = we are all fucked

[Anonymous No.54847188]

>>54847062
I bought a company that operates airports in Mexico, I’m now I N T E R N A T I O N A L

[Anonymous No.54847190]

>>54847164
Probably because EU actually did a stock buy out for their bank failure while US just told stock holders to get fucked

[Anonymous No.54847192]

I have $35,000 USD liquid.
Dubs and I'll put $1,000 into a named ticker.
Trips and I'll put $5,000 into a named ticker.

[Anonymous No.54847193]

>>54847168
Can't buy the dip if you've eaten all your chips

[Anonymous No.54847198]

>>54847192
IEP

[Anonymous No.54847204]

>>54847110
okay next?

[Anonymous No.54847205]

>>54847192
KO
Drink the sugar water anon

[Anonymous No.54847207]

>>54847186
You should consider reading that book.

[Anonymous No.54847209]

>>54847192
BBBYQ

[Anonymous No.54847210]

>>54847192
PACW

[Anonymous No.54847215]

>>54847160

[Anonymous No.54847216]

Bought a stock for the first time, got charged £12 for the privilege.
Yeah fuck that.

[Anonymous No.54847218]

>>54847062
What other countries have the same level of economic optimism that the US has though? Despite how bleak ours is. Like I agree that le American exceptionalism could come to an end over the next idk 50 years but what foreign countries/markets have the same kind of hands-off market that 20th century US did? Some of the Tiger countries I guess?

[Anonymous No.54847221]

>>54847168
I'll buy the dip at 3850. You niggers are slurping before apple heems the market down into freefall lmao. Shits already gapped down 2% today before earnings

[Anonymous No.54847222]

>>54847192
Sure whatever idc

[Anonymous No.54847223]

>>54847140
Because they've been paying out consistent dividends for the last 15 years. I didn't sell any, as I'm sure it willl recovern but it just hurts at the moment.

[Anonymous No.54847225]

>>54847192

[Anonymous No.54847231]

>>54847187
>the Fed can save us from anything
Powell said fed can't do anything if treasury didn't raise the debt limit

[Anonymous No.54847235]

>market down
>uranium chads eatin good
YE2024

[Anonymous No.54847241]

>>54847192
short PACW for now

[Anonymous No.54847243]

>>54847192
ZION

[Anonymous No.54847249]

>>54847207
I have. It's why I sell expensive things and buy cheap things unlike 99% of the fucktards here that pile in at the top and then ask
>Why did the line go down for no reason at all

[Anonymous No.54847264]

>>54847249
>It's why I sell expensive things and buy cheap things
Like BOIL at $9?
LMAO

[Anonymous No.54847266]

I have some money I can just burn or do whatever with so let's say that I am willing to risk it all.
How quickly would I have been able to double this amount thru stock exchange? A week, month or a year?

[Anonymous No.54847275]

>>54847221
Apple quant structure is bullish.

This is a bear trap.

[Anonymous No.54847297]

>>54847266
if you don't care about the money then throw it in highly risky stocks like PACW, Penny stocks or you can trade in OTC

[Anonymous No.54847304]

>>54847275
Yeah man slurp at ATH of tech companies with crabbing earnings as rates went up again. Chinese slaves won't even make their phones anymore so they are having to move the factories to get pajeet to do it. Hekkin bullish $400/share by next year

[Anonymous No.54847319]

>>54847264
I'm sorry you panic sold BOIL

[Anonymous No.54847322]

>>54847222
wasted...

[Anonymous No.54847323]

buddy check SHOP computer

[Anonymous No.54847332]

>>54847297
>PACW
Any chance at recovery? I see -68% in the past 5 days, personally I think that it's 0.

[Anonymous No.54847334]

>Buy a leveraged natural gas futures ETF going into spring shoulder season while Henry Hub trades in massive contango
- Ben Graham

[Anonymous No.54847339]

>>54847304
I'm talking short term

[Anonymous No.54847359]

>>54847332
Don't risk it the banking crisis was supposed to be over a month ago and look where we are now

[Anonymous No.54847376]

>>54847332
short it with leverage

[Anonymous No.54847379]

I lost $1000 on WAL. Jews owe me money

[Anonymous No.54847381]

>>54847334
It's a small gambling position less than 10% of my portfolio value and he totally condones that because gambling is fun.

[Anonymous No.54847391]

>>54847379
Why would you even own it in this environment where fed can just shut you down and fuck the stock holders

[Anonymous No.54847413]

Why am i tempted to slurp for AAPL earnings?

[Anonymous No.54847421]

>>54847413
I just sold, I already have enough exposure through the S&P

[Anonymous No.54847422]

>>54847381
You should seriously consider reading the book.

[Anonymous No.54847433]

>>54847391
Just a trade but didnt go my way. Anyway how do we go about the final solution?

[Anonymous No.54847438]

Somebody explain contango to me like I’m a toddler or a golden retriever

[Anonymous No.54847444]

>>54847433
Checked. It will be soon.

[Anonymous No.54847447]

DIE DAX DIE

[Anonymous No.54847448]

ATTENTION!

Let it be know that today I bought my first corporate bond

[Anonymous No.54847451]

I have spy puts

[Anonymous No.54847457]

>>54847222
>IDCC +3.8%

[Anonymous No.54847461]

We warned you. You didn't listen.

[Anonymous No.54847463]

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I

[Anonymous No.54847474]

>>54847451
everyone has spy puts

[Anonymous No.54847478]

>>54847448
>corporate
which company?

[Anonymous No.54847480]

>central bank raises interest rates
>trading prices of bonds rise
>bonds traded after latest central bank interest rate hike now yield even less
wew lads

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.54847489]

Stupid put options only up 210%, anybody else ngmi today?

[Anonymous No.54847496]

>>54846845
>PACW will be seized tomorrow
>WAL will be seized tomorrow
>MCB will announce soon they’re also “exploring options”

Comerica, Zions, and Key are after them. Load up on outs now before they get more expensive

[Anonymous No.54847539]

>>54847496
>outs

[Anonymous No.54847548]

Im green today because of Shopify, based me

[Anonymous No.54847549]

uhhh, you can stop crashing now!?

[Anonymous No.54847551]

>>54847422
I have and my autism lets me swing trade without emotion. Commodity charts, yang, and etf charts sirs. Easy money sirs. Feeds whole village

[Anonymous No.54847554]

The banks are still dropping my bastards

[Anonymous No.54847563]

vix is at 21 Bobo

[Anonymous No.54847569]

>>54847480
He said he was going to pause, so obviously longer dated bonds will gain value

[Anonymous No.54847571]

I’m up 187% on my spy puts I bought one for 30$ and now its at $1.30 I am a stocker guy aren’t I?

[Anonymous No.54847574]

Can oil stocks goddamn crash? OXY, Exxon,.... why are they holding up so well? Hell, I imagine even if oil were to crash to 20 bucks, the stocks would just end up crabbing. This is ridiculous

[Anonymous No.54847580]

just woke up, why are we dumping bros

[Anonymous No.54847581]

BAN SHORT SELLING FUCK

[Anonymous No.54847584]

>>54847571
good enough to screenshot good enough to sell.

[Anonymous No.54847583]

Dump-d-d-dump-dump-d-d-d-dump
Dump-d-d-dump-dump it out
Dump-d-d-dump-dump-d-dump-d-dump
Dump-d-d-dump-dump it out
Dump-d-d-dump-dump it out
We gon do it like

[Anonymous No.54847588]

the pump is over

[Anonymous No.54847595]

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.54847597]

buy CJJD

[Anonymous No.54847598]

>>54847569
As if longer dated bonds have adjusted to the recent FED funds rate hikes at all.
They didn't, and now they are losing even more yield.

[Anonymous No.54847601]

Holy fuck AU bros... How could I miss that jump. We made it

[Anonymous No.54847606]

the banking system is safe and effective

[Anonymous No.54847609]

Correction seems complete now.
"Crabfest" with an upward drift shall commence.

[Anonymous No.54847612]

>>54847595
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.54847618]

>>54847571
I'm up 3000% on my wal puts I bought for 30 bucks

[Anonymous No.54847623]

>>54847601
Only took two decades of holding and hiding the pain.

[Anonymous No.54847627]

Oh cool yeah truist down another 9% for no goddamn reason WBD down despite an overwhelmingly positive earnings and eps projection great job, fun memes sure am glad I started day trading and wasted thousands and thousands of dollars I didnt even have in the first place and you guys are just sitting back and memeing about it like it's a joke stop MEMEING YOU FAGGOTS AND FUCKING HELP

[Anonymous No.54847633]

>>54847574
It's almost like they pay dividends and the people that hold them know oil runs the world regardless of what tech trannies and communists say about electric cars made out of plastic that charge on a fossil fuel power grid

[Anonymous No.54847634]

It's really cool how everything has the same motion. Thank you, SPDR and Invesco.

[Anonymous No.54847638]

>>54847612
THREE SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

[Anonymous No.54847639]

>>54847489
>>54847618
>unrealized
humblebrag after you've realized those gains and post screenshots

[Anonymous No.54847640]

>>54847612
THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.54847647]

Selling looks exhausted for now, big gamma levels at 4050 and 4000.
Watch for a retest at 4050.

[Anonymous No.54847653]

>>54847623
kekd, bad times ahead though, kicking myself I sold most of my position along the way

[Anonymous No.54847655]

>euphoric bobos
yeah time to slurp

[Anonymous No.54847667]

>>54847639
I will just not today because I haven't sold yet

[Anonymous No.54847669]

>>54847618
how’d you know who was gonna collapse? insider info?

[Anonymous No.54847673]

>>54847640
FOUR NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.54847676]

>>54847647

[Anonymous No.54847678]

Bro and they rugged paramount too I cant even do this anymore I'm seriously having a panic attack

[Anonymous No.54847682]

>>54846845
what craziness is on the dockett today? some FEDboi gonna have a talk or something?

[Anonymous No.54847690]

>>54847669
I guess you could just say, the writing is on the WAL.

[Anonymous No.54847691]

>>54847192
BOIL

[Anonymous No.54847692]

>>54847673
>>54847655
I still think we gonna bounce up today

[Anonymous No.54847698]

>>54847655
yeah bobos are having too much fun desu i just jumped in. looks like the dump is slowing down

[Anonymous No.54847707]

>USG 31 trillion in debt and growing
>USG gives every major economy a reason to hedge against sanctions
>AI capable of hacking literally every broker, bank account, and crypto wallet approaching fast
PMG schizos are going to win, aren't they?

[Anonymous No.54847717]

>>54847678
Writers are going on strike or some shit. Great time for them to ask for more money when all the banks in California are failing and we are heading into a recession. All they do is remake old shit anyways the reruns won't be much different than the new content

[Anonymous No.54847721]

HE DOESNT MISS

[Anonymous No.54847722]

get fucked bullcucks

[Anonymous No.54847733]

Sound and resilient

[Anonymous No.54847734]

>>54847551
I'm glad you continue to visit this thread daily. It's nice for the rest of us to get some perspective on the mentally handicapped thinker.

[Anonymous No.54847735]

UneducatedLumberists how are you doing?

[Anonymous No.54847739]

>>54847722
>>54847733
Oh shid

[Anonymous No.54847743]

lol i tried to buy the dip

[Anonymous No.54847749]

>>54847743
yolo breh

[Anonymous No.54847752]

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/nQ-pxlKgiTI?t=88
>>54847707
>PMG schizos are going to win, aren't they?
Have I not been telling you guys to buy JNUG, GLD, and IAU for a while now??? Should have bought a few calls, anon ^_~

[Anonymous No.54847761]

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK BANK BROS

[Anonymous No.54847762]

>AU
GOLDBROOOOOS, we literally cannot stop winning. Getting sweet 5% dividends plus I am already up 50%. Feels good to be a gold chad

[Anonymous No.54847763]

My gf is hinting at marriage

I think she just wants her greedy little hands in my vanguard portfolio

Are women a good investment?

[Anonymous No.54847765]

>>54847669
No I was generally pissed because I scooped some FRC dip and then the fed fucked me so I thought who going to buy any dips on these banks when in the end you just get fucked by the fed so I bought puts

[Anonymous No.54847768]

>>54847192
YINN

[Anonymous No.54847769]

reminder to anyone attempting to slrup. Look at literally any bank stock. They're in freefall. you are attempting to catch falling knives.

[Anonymous No.54847776]

>>54847763
humans are a depreciating asset, get an ai wife

[Anonymous No.54847778]

>>54847763
If she makes your life better

[Anonymous No.54847784]

>>54847769
Schwab is doing okay

[Anonymous No.54847786]

>>54847763
>Are women a good investment?

[Anonymous No.54847787]

>>54847763
no, just lease them

[Anonymous No.54847788]

>>54847763
Register it under your mom or whatever so when she divorces you you have no assets to your name

[Anonymous No.54847793]

>>54847784
i have an alert on that one to sell this next rally

[Anonymous No.54847794]

Are these banks actually fucked or are they just getting done by social media rumours?

[Anonymous No.54847799]

>>54847763
>Are women a good investment?
Don't generalize. Is your woman a good investment? That's the question you should be asking. My mother for instance was an extremely good investment for my father since she handled the stock market and done brutally well. She also handles the company's logistics and bureaucracy and so on. He couldn't have done it without her. Goddamnit I do love my mumi

[Anonymous No.54847800]

>>54847787
This. Don't buy bags.

[Anonymous No.54847805]

>>54847761
You dont look like you're back, honestly its looking grim on an almost unprecedented scale. I'd get the fuck out of any bank stock and get your money out before they start bail ins

[Anonymous No.54847810]

>>54847763
If you don't notice a substantial increase in both quality and quantity of blowjobs, as well as an increased willingness of anal sex then realize that she believes you already owe her.

[Anonymous No.54847811]

>>54847763
yes, if you ant to start a family. no, otherwise.

[Anonymous No.54847820]

>>54847805
I'm hedged so I'll be fine

[Anonymous No.54847822]

>>54846845
Is worst yet to come?

[Anonymous No.54847829]

>>54847762
So true, my portfolio is up 2.3% today with divvies too

[Anonymous No.54847834]

>>54847822
Your chart contradicts itself for about 20 consecutive years.

[Anonymous No.54847837]

So for an entire year, bears were saying that rate hikes were the bearish catalyst, but now that it's clear that rate hikes are coming to and end, that's the bearish catalyst? Wow it seems like everything is a bearish catalyst! It's almost like faggot speculator bears have no real thesis and just start rubbing their hands together whenever some mainstream media hack starts talking about spooky stuff...

[Anonymous No.54847846]

>>54847752
>implying every single account won't get hacked by advanced AI
I'm talking "burying gold and silver in backyard" tier schizos

[Anonymous No.54847847]

And just like that!

Only 30 more days like this and I will be break-even!

[Anonymous No.54847848]

Wester claiming FAKE NEWS

WE STILL WANT OUR RECESSION.

B-but BOBO that's impossble.

- No it's necessary.

[Anonymous No.54847850]

>>54847837
>he doesn't understand that monetary policy lags by 12-18 months
>he doesn't understand that rate hikes don't hit the economy for 12-18 months

[Anonymous No.54847852]

Not my problem
>but demand destruction when people start default on their mort-
NOT MY PROBLEM

[Anonymous No.54847855]

>>54847837
Seething bull

[Anonymous No.54847856]

>>54847837
imagine being this delusional

[Anonymous No.54847859]

Alright, I have to get on a work call. Don't let the Jews dump the market any further while I'm gone.

[Anonymous No.54847872]

>>54847837
Isn't a contributing factor the fact that when rates stop, the dollar is gonna start going down? Since the US is highly dependent on import, inflation is gonna skyrocket again?
Or maybe I am just retarded

[Anonymous No.54847874]

>>54847574
>OXY, Exxon,.... why are they holding up so well?
Buffet is buying the dip

[Anonymous No.54847881]

>>54847852
It's the producers hiking their prices like crazy, but also the consumers who are faggots and buy all the new bullshit. So both are at fault. And I don't care.

[Anonymous No.54847882]

>>54847846
>Muh heckin AI
AI can suck my sack

[Anonymous No.54847887]

>up almost 500% on PACW puts
>piece of shit won't stop halting so I can close them.
they are going to steal my gains aren't they?

[Anonymous No.54847888]

>>54847810
If she has ever said she isn't in the mood you are wasting your time and it's only going to get worse. If its not a 100% free use situation your dynamic is wrong

[Anonymous No.54847905]

As I was saying about the gamma lol

[Anonymous No.54847912]

>>54847905
nice job stealing alessio's charts

[Anonymous No.54847921]

>>54847721
This must be fake

[Anonymous No.54847929]

>>54847912
>Don't right click my monkey!

Maybe reddit is more your speed?

[Anonymous No.54847967]

>>54847929
okay jew, keep trying to pass off others work as your own

[Anonymous No.54847973]

>>54847967
This is an anonymous image board

[Anonymous No.54847976]

>>54847872
"Dollar goes down, equities go up" is what typically happens

>>54847856
>>54847855
>>54847850
You guys just have nothing new to say, I get it. You basically just cross your fingers for halfway spooky headlines and then go all in on puts. Millions of faggots like you bring the market down every time this happens. Just imagine a world without a bunch of reactionary bearish speculators.

[Anonymous No.54847977]

Lmao

[Anonymous No.54847979]

uhhh WAL bros?

[Anonymous No.54847982]

>>54847192
Silicon Valley bank

[Anonymous No.54847994]

>>54847888
This

[Anonymous No.54847995]

>>54847977
technically true, just not until we have a faceripping crash

[Anonymous No.54848002]

>>54847973
then you should have no problem including their name in the screen cap

[Anonymous No.54848010]

Why we pumping?

[Anonymous No.54848009]

>>54847574
Because oil is actually essential

[Anonymous No.54848020]

FHN COMPUTER!

BUDDY!

[Anonymous No.54848026]

>>54848010
ol jerome pulled the printer out of the closet and he might turn it on

[Anonymous No.54848028]

>>54848010
bcoz we dumped

[Anonymous No.54848030]

>>54848010
Because like 80% of the market now is people gambling on 0dtes and trying to heem each other

[Anonymous No.54848034]

>>54847976
>You basically just cross your fingers
he doesn't understand cycles..
he doesn't understand predictable patterns..
he doesn't understand credit..
he doesn't understand credit cycles..

[Anonymous No.54848038]

(european) Red Bull "sugarfree" is surprisingly close to the taste of regular sugar (european) Red Bull I realized.
Is Austrian Pisswasser even a publicly traded company?

[Anonymous No.54848047]

>>54848020
LOOK AT BUDDY COMPUTER!

PAL!

[Anonymous No.54848057]

i knew we gonna get this fake phony faggot pump

[Anonymous No.54848064]

>>54848010
>>54847609
>>54847647

[Anonymous No.54848076]

>>54848047
THEY CANT STOP THE SELLING

[Anonymous No.54848082]

>>54848034
Bro I do understand cycles, which is exactly why I think bears have gotten insanely greedy after over an entire year of blood red

[Anonymous No.54848093]

Yeah no, at this point, I feel the NASDAQ is just invincible. I'm getting in, no point in going against it.

[Anonymous No.54848107]

>>54848093
Long tech short commodities is the obvious play.

[Anonymous No.54848112]

4072 is a fortress

[Anonymous No.54848115]

DIVIDEND BROS

SCHD IS UNDER 70 DOLLARS

SLURP

SLURP WHILE YOU CAN

[Anonymous No.54848119]

>>54846845

[Anonymous No.54848141]

>>54848082
>Entire year of blood red
>Sp500 down 2.8% last 12 months
>Nasdaq down 0.8%
>Violent retard rally into crab for the last 6 months on all bad news and rate hikes

Are you just pretending to be retarded?

[Anonymous No.54848145]

>>54846845
So Newton only lost like 70% max? That’s not that bad unless is was his entire fortune

[Anonymous No.54848152]

>>54848115
PFF is at 7.0%+ "annual yield" right now.

[Anonymous No.54848158]

>>54848107
Yeah buy the top and sell the bottom. We can eat computer chips to stay alive during the recession

[Anonymous No.54848166]

>>54848158
LET THEM EAT 3NM

[Anonymous No.54848174]

>>54848152
O (Realty Income) is at 4.9% lol

[Anonymous No.54848176]

>>54848141
Oh damn I knew bears were gonna try to rewrite 2022 but this is bad

[Anonymous No.54848182]

Worst metric of the day? Unit labor costs coming in at 6.3% QoQ when previous was 3.3%. On this trend well hit Q4 2022.

>Wage inflation
Wage inflation

Coming in hot

[Anonymous No.54848184]

>>54848158
>buy the top and sell the bottom
Not talking about BOIL right now bro, these are real trades.

[Anonymous No.54848188]

UH OH

UVXY SISTERS PLS TELL ME WE WONT GO DOWN AGAIN

[Anonymous No.54848199]

>>54848112
We’ll never go under 4000 again.

[Anonymous No.54848204]

>>54848182
doesnt matter if the market just ignores every data drop

[Anonymous No.54848210]

>>54848188
oh fuck off im going to make a niggerlicious amount of money once we're clear 4.90

[Anonymous No.54848211]

So it turns out the PACW news was a scam?

[Anonymous No.54848215]

>>54848182
>The economy is firing on ALL OF THE CYLINDERS.
>Business is finally sharing their profits with the workers.
>Wage growth exploding.
>Everybody is rich.
which means
>SO MUCH HIGHER
>FOR SO MUCH LONGER

[Anonymous No.54848217]

>>54846845
pamp

[Anonymous No.54848222]

>>54848184
I bet my left nut that BOIL outperforms QQQ for the next 6 months

[Anonymous No.54848234]

You tried to buy the dip, didn't you?

[Anonymous No.54848237]

>>54848211
The problem with PACW is that like every previous bank, news of stock crash spreads fears of failure which spreads to actual bankruns which leads to actual failure.

[Anonymous No.54848241]

>>54847192
You will buy spxs

[Anonymous No.54848244]

>>54848211
no but WAL was

[Anonymous No.54848255]

>>54847192
zoxl, do it for lem

[Anonymous No.54848256]

>>54847192
NOK

[Anonymous No.54848259]

>>54848210
We gonna go to 10 at least sister

[Anonymous No.54848260]

>>54847113
that just means your portfolio was too concentrated in that stock. please practice better risk management next time.

[Anonymous No.54848261]

>>54848222
I'm not gonna be the one to give you an excuse to go full tranny. Sorry, but that's on you.

[Anonymous No.54848262]

tim cook...save me bro

[Anonymous No.54848266]

>>54848215
>Everyone is rich
The girl I am dating has a masters degree in accounting, makes almost 6 figs and rents with a roommate, has 5 maxed out credit cards and lives check to check

Our whole economy is a really funny joke

[Anonymous No.54848275]

>>54848266
i refuse to believe people actually live like this it sounds like a meme ive been hearing my whole life

[Anonymous No.54848276]

>>54848234
>he unironically bought the fake pump

[Anonymous No.54848280]

>>54848266
What is she consooming so much?

[Anonymous No.54848281]

I just need to double my 10k ten times and I'll have 10m.

Really makes you think.

[Anonymous No.54848282]

Truist finally moving like other bank stocks. Granted its got a bigger moat than smaller ones.

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.54848283]

>>54848234
>tried
Lol

[Anonymous No.54848287]

>>54848266
>women are shit with money

Oh who would have thought

[Anonymous No.54848290]

>>54848275
It’s uncommon for white collar folk

[Anonymous No.54848292]

>>54848275
She works from home too lmao.

>>54848280
Typical female shit. Constantly wanting to fomo into a vacation/travel and eating out 7 days a week

[Anonymous No.54848295]

>>54848266
Give her some beans & rice and rice & beans recipes.

[Anonymous No.54848296]

>>54848283
Shut up, Baggie.

[Anonymous No.54848304]

>>54848259
12 is the target based on 2015
32 is the target based on peak M2/SPX
40 is the target based on 2020
there are other targets but with flimsier data to support them

[Anonymous No.54848305]

>>54848292
>Constantly wanting to fomo into a vacation/travel and eating out 7 days a week
Why are womemes like this?

[Anonymous No.54848306]

just a prank bro

[Anonymous No.54848311]

>>54848275
>i refuse to believe people actually live like this it sounds like a meme ive been hearing my whole life
https://www.youtube.com/@TheRamseyShow

[Anonymous No.54848314]

>>54847218
The problem is that the stock market doesn't equate to the economy. In 2000 to 2012 the GDP of america doubled. GDP per capita went up 60%. Even with the financial crisis it was a fantastic decade for America

But the stock market completely crabbed during that entire time.

[Anonymous No.54848323]

>>54847069
very peculiar buck...

[Anonymous No.54848326]

>>54848304
12 is like the max if we would get a crash somehow
It cant go much higher lmao

[Anonymous No.54848332]

HEY! BUDDY! CHECK OUT TRUIST COMPUTAH!!!

[Anonymous No.54848335]

>>54847204
>>54846941
>>54847110

The order after PACW is: WAL, MCB, CMA, ZION, KEY, NYCB, EWBC, RF, FITB

[Anonymous No.54848342]

>>54848306
Aren’t articles like that based on rumours from anonymous sources. It’s just speculation

[Anonymous No.54848349]

>>54848266
>dating women with a shopping addiction

Not exactly someone you’d want to marry anon unless you think you can control the finances. She’s an accountant though, so she’ll probably do sneaky stuff to rack up debt behind your back

[Anonymous No.54848362]

>>54848234
I did buy AMD yesterday, two minutes before closing. Sold it today for a tiny profit.

I bought the dip, ask me anything!

[Anonymous No.54848366]

>>54848349
>woman uses accounting skills to more effectively accumulate debt

[Anonymous No.54848373]

>>54848306
LOL

EVERY BANK IS INSOLVENT

TIME TO GET OUT THE DOOR BEFORE THE BIG GUYS YANK THE RUG OUT FROM UNDER US

[Anonymous No.54848380]

SVIX BROS IS IT TIME TO GO ALL IN YET??

[Anonymous No.54848381]

>>54848292
Get rid off her immediatly

[Anonymous No.54848382]

>>54848349
It's just sex bro. Doubt I ever get married. Just the typical spoiled princess that would always have her engineer daddy to fall back on if times get rough. It's nice to be in her orbit because I get to benefit from the lifestyle. I don't spend money on women sirs I just go to the gym instead

Not my problem what she does with her money. My paycheck hit today and I put half into my robingoy account gonna slurp some more bond ETFs this month

[Anonymous No.54848400]

>>54848382
>gonna slurp some more bond ETFs this mont
respectfully you are more retarded than she is

[Anonymous No.54848405]

>>54848380
>AAPL earnings after the close
>April Payroll before tomorrow's open
>PACW bankrun into the weekend

You decide

[Anonymous No.54848415]

Someone bake im not wasting my wisdom on a thread that's about to end.

[Anonymous No.54848418]

>>54848382
>bond ETFs
Is this a joke? Is he joking? I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.54848424]

>>54848400
I think we are probably at the terminal rate. If not we are very close. I don't understand why you niggers don't understand that

[Anonymous No.54848425]

>>54848415
this is the last /smg/ though

[Anonymous No.54848428]

>>54848335
TFC
TFC
TFC

[Anonymous No.54848429]

N

[Anonymous No.54848433]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.54848455]

So this is the last /smg/

[Anonymous No.54848459]

>>54848418
NTA but if he's a boomer bonds are okay. Also there are some giga chads that go long on extended duration bonds and are locking in the 5% rates

[Anonymous No.54848473]

aah

[Anonymous No.54848482]

>>54848459
>NTA
go back

[Anonymous No.54848483]

new bread

>>54848477
>>54848477
>>54848477

[Anonymous No.54848494]

>>54848428
Fuck I was trying to Lynch invest and truist is heavy in carolina and shit and is a shit bank but now anime girls

[Anonymous No.54849844]

>>54846994
>Buy puts on SPDR Gender Diversity ETF
>Kill all women
>Gender Diversity goes to zero, insane profit
Literally free money, how is no one doing this?

[Anonymous No.54850140]

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