/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.54831935]

Antisense Therapeutics Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
https://www.finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

Prev >>54828464

[Anonymous No.54831943]

fucking finally

[Anonymous No.54831951]

J pow
Rates low
No no

[Anonymous No.54831952]

>Draftkings(DKNG)
>about $22 per share right now
>earnings on 5/4
>conference call 5/5
>has been on a good run up pre-earnings
>expected EPS is -0.85
>gambling is more popular year over year

In the next month it is either going to $12 or to $28 which is it?

[Anonymous No.54831957]

Damn remember Charlie Sheen?

[Anonymous No.54831963]

>fomc day
>market opens in a sharp pump

that is just asking for it to plummet down to -1% at least

[Anonymous No.54831966]

KOLD to 100

[Anonymous No.54831971]

SPX rise !

[Anonymous No.54831973]

>he baked
wew lad sorry about that

[Anonymous No.54831974]

SOXL bros......

[Anonymous No.54831981]

How early does the FOMC decision usually get leaked?

[Anonymous No.54831992]

Dividend stocks are an important investment tool. I particularly like aristocrats because they hike their dividend yearly. I particularly like dividend stocks in my Roth IRA.

[Anonymous No.54831996]

>look at DJIA
So this is ultimate crabbing, huh? Heh...Not bad, not bad at all...

[Anonymous No.54831998]

I bought LABU puts. Lmao at a scam pump on 1000 p/e biotech shitcoins before FOMC. I guess they are gambling on a "pivot" with the rate hikes today.

6/2 5.5 P

[Anonymous No.54832005]

Kind reminder that today is the last hike. We will pump but the economy will still slide into a recession because rates will remain high.
The fed remains fully committed to bringing down inflation to our 2% goal.

[Anonymous No.54832008]

>>54831981
leaked by 10, reaction by 10:15.

[Anonymous No.54832013]

I bought one Micro WTI Crude futures contract with June delivery. What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.54832014]

>>54831981
usually on Tuesday, as it's the first day of the meeting
there are so many people involved that participate in the meetings - you can get a general idea of what the decision is going to be, what the messaging is going to be on day 1 of the meeting
we've seen it before too where they tell Timiraos to write something up on Tuesday (the day before the announcement) in case that they realize they need to do something that the market hasn't priced in / expects - they don't like to surprise the market

[Anonymous No.54832015]

fuck amd, fuck nvda, and fuck you

[Anonymous No.54832021]

You're getting left behind. Buy now.

[Anonymous No.54832028]

>>54831957

[Anonymous No.54832030]

>>54831952
Pls respond

[Anonymous No.54832035]

>>54831916
its dead because faggit nigger janny sperged and banned regulars the last few days (myself included)
looks like blue haired ledditors applied for this $0 cleaning job in this tibetian monk crochet imageboard. imagine my shock

[Anonymous No.54832041]

whiteboy summer 2023! Hike those rates Jerome

[Anonymous No.54832046]

I don't want to look...

[Anonymous No.54832054]

>>54832046
STARE INTO THE ABYSS YOU PUSSY

[Anonymous No.54832055]

Hindenberg must terrify people

[Anonymous No.54832056]

>USAU is 3.7

alright im dropping long calls and swing trading this

[Anonymous No.54832063]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.54832065]

>>54832041
How is that possible?

[Anonymous No.54832071]

I had a choice. PACW or BOIL. Guess which one I chose...

[Anonymous No.54832073]

I regret going long on AI meme stocks...

[Anonymous No.54832077]

Dont look at BOIL

[Anonymous No.54832084]

>>54832065

[Anonymous No.54832093]

DKNG and USAU are the plays to make today

[Anonymous No.54832094]

>>54832065
one side of my is laughing historically at how she has no tits and all ass and she looks so fucking retarded. another part of me wants to see her shit fat logs out of her ass

[Anonymous No.54832102]

I'm actually green wtf is going on

[Anonymous No.54832101]

FRC trading OTC now. I thought it went to $0 and that was the end of it?

[Anonymous No.54832104]

>TOP

[Anonymous No.54832106]

how long does the good ole IRS take to show my balance on the portal w/ the interest charged?

[Anonymous No.54832107]

Buy in May and go away

[Anonymous No.54832110]

>>54832030
It's a coin flip

[Anonymous No.54832112]

Is AI meme pump already over

[Anonymous No.54832113]

>>54832065
nigs have disgusting curves, she wont age well.

[Anonymous No.54832121]

>>54832054
I am -10% down from Fridays close

[Anonymous No.54832139]

>>54832121
>-10%

[Anonymous No.54832145]

What bank do I buy puts on once this resolves

[Anonymous No.54832147]

>>54832094
The proportions are borderline comical. Still would berry, plus small tits (smaller the better) and big ass is patrician taste.

[Anonymous No.54832155]

>>54832107
Buy in May is the play.

[Anonymous No.54832159]

>2.79 BOIL
Holy fuck please stop

[Anonymous No.54832161]

>>54832041
>>54832065
>>54832084
disgusting

[Anonymous No.54832163]

>>54832121
>I am -10% down from Fridays close
What did you do?

[Anonymous No.54832177]

my lil GCTK doin sumthin

[Anonymous No.54832179]

LOL

HHAHAHAHAH

LMAO

[Anonymous No.54832180]

>>54832155
Sorry dude but the insanity already passed, meaning there’s not much opportunity either

[Anonymous No.54832184]

>>54832163
Oil did me

[Anonymous No.54832191]

holy shit oil bros what the fuck

[Anonymous No.54832192]

>>54832180
>No insanity
>No opportunity
>No real price action

So am I just supposed to do some bullshit options spreads or something?

[Anonymous No.54832196]

>>54832159
any day now

[Anonymous No.54832198]

I don't have dreams anymore at night, just nightmares. I blame the markets for the change in my sleep.

[Anonymous No.54832201]

>>54832065
man that guy looks eerily like me

[Anonymous No.54832206]

>>54832179
>baggie are you okay?
>are you okay baggie?

[Anonymous No.54832205]

>>54832180
>FOMC day
>No opportunity

Nigger we are gonna swing like 4% today lmao

[Anonymous No.54832212]

>>54832201
>The perfect woman doesn't exi-

[Anonymous No.54832217]

Does it even matter if Jpow hikes rates or not at this point? Clearly shit is already breaking, so what does another 25 bps increase do? Its obvious, his intent is to destroy regional banks.

[Anonymous No.54832219]

AHAHAHAHA COME OUT AMDRONE I KNOW YOURE HERE

[Anonymous No.54832222]

Muh Roth

[Anonymous No.54832226]

Oh, cheap oil.
>GULP

[Anonymous No.54832227]

>>54832192
Crab times ahead most likely so maybe, yeah

[Anonymous No.54832228]

>hikes
>bank failures
>debt ceiling
>multiple WW3 paths
>niggers in general
yea I think I'm gonna buy this pump

[Anonymous No.54832243]

I AM BEING BOILED ALIVE BROS

[Anonymous No.54832246]

CJJD finna rocket again senpai

[Anonymous No.54832252]

>>54831935
Letsgoooo

[Anonymous No.54832259]

>>54832228
Just wait until Jerome comes out and lay's his big fed cock on the table and hits everyone with an unprecedented and unexpected 75 bepis points hike later today.

[Anonymous No.54832266]

>>54832227
I HATE THE DERIVATIVESCHRIST

[Anonymous No.54832269]

crab mornin

[Anonymous No.54832283]

>>54832205
What I’m saying is late last year was the insane time, and indexes are up bigly since then already (most of the opportunity has materialized). This isn’t insanity today, just basic market jitters.

[Anonymous No.54832289]

Gordon lightfoot died today. This is incredibly bearish.

[Anonymous No.54832292]

How long until Powell abuses me again

[Anonymous No.54832297]

>>54832269
SIKE YOU THOUGHT

[Anonymous No.54832304]

Any big brains have a theory as to why a small space company with good growth and very little debt would have it's market cap dipping under the value of its signed contracts?

[Anonymous No.54832315]

>>54832304
Small companies are market maker fucktoys.

[Anonymous No.54832322]

REMEMBER the market direction is always the opposite of the initial pump or dump on FOMOC

[Anonymous No.54832325]

>>54832304

SHORT LADDER ATTACK

[Anonymous No.54832328]

GCTK is moving on low volume, nice.

[Anonymous No.54832335]

>>54832252

[Anonymous No.54832340]

>>54832292
powell will rip out that BWC 2 hours before the market closes to get that maximum penetration into power hour

[Anonymous No.54832363]

>>54832217
That certainly would be a disinflationary event, amirite?

[Anonymous No.54832365]

>>54832315
intuitive machines (LUNR) has a 719million dollar contract coming up in 1 year, on top of some others, yet its market cap is now dipping to 500 million on no news after a pump.

I can't decide if it's a big opportunity or if I'm actually retarded (like the doctors say)

[Anonymous No.54832370]

>scam pump until 10:00 so they can load up on puts
>Dumps

It's so obvious. You nigguhs bought the puts right? I'm always confused who is the one selling the puts on these situations

[Anonymous No.54832383]

Well it looks like BOIL found the bottom at 2.80. I would buy her if you want an easy 20%

[Anonymous No.54832389]

>>54832365
Were you hoping they get acquired by Space X or something?

[Anonymous No.54832405]

>>54832365
Yeah this chart screams "buy"

[Anonymous No.54832414]

>>54832304
>small + new company
>in a highly research intensive industry
>headed into a recession

all in bro

[Anonymous No.54832430]

get ready for the giga nigga dump

[Anonymous No.54832454]

CLF

[Anonymous No.54832459]

GCTK finna run

[Anonymous No.54832469]

>>54832405
>>54832389

it's a space spac. that happens to all space spacs. but it had driffted back to the 10$ initial offering and held there. then it pumped after that japanese companies lander became anhero, and then it dumped because shorts.

i waited till two days ago. it launches its lander in june. just hoping it pumps on being the first successful private lander and plebbit gets wind of it and it becomes part of the plebbit scientism holy canon.

[Anonymous No.54832490]

>>54832469
Nobody is going to give a shit about the moon until cheap money returns or WWIII goes official.

[Anonymous No.54832492]

>>54832454

Tells analysts to commit suicide and just buys 10 blocks at market price

[Anonymous No.54832510]

>>54832259
>unexpected 75 bepis points hike later today.
25 bps is priced in

nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.54832513]

>>54832430
Screenshotting this for posterity

[Anonymous No.54832520]

>>54831935
What a cockamamie market

[Anonymous No.54832536]

I am down 10k today
Feels numb

[Anonymous No.54832539]

>>54832536
Tickers? Options?

[Anonymous No.54832565]

why are they ringing the opening bell at 10:30am

[Anonymous No.54832568]

>>54832536
Damn sorry bro. If I even lose $200 in the market I feel like I'm gonna puke.

[Anonymous No.54832570]

the pump is over

[Anonymous No.54832575]

>>54832536
Thanks for playing

[Anonymous No.54832586]

>>54832490
man in picrel literally has done nothing but put satellites for megacorps and the cia (things r3ddit hates), yet was a plebbit hero until recently based on a few vague statements. personally i don't think it's a stretch that another lemming rush could happen if their lander does the job in june.

also unrelated i got to meet the guy in your photo once and he gave a talk about his moon bases and everyone thought it was pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.54832615]

Train at work. I change my mind about graffiti it's absolutely based. Buy LABD

[Anonymous No.54832620]

>>54832586
To have a body that weird looking, he had to have got liposuction or something right?

[Anonymous No.54832625]

>>54819835
Good call from yesterday.
I pretty much announced the intraday breakout to the upside.

[Anonymous No.54832626]

>>54832586
I admire your conviction, but there's no cult of personality around your lander SPAC. Besides, putting communication satellites among other things into space is way more commercially valuable than landers. We're not mining helium 3 anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.54832641]

>>54832536
lol pussy that's nothing

[Anonymous No.54832652]

>>54832192
KANI-SAMA
ONEGAI

[Anonymous No.54832663]

>>54832539
AMD. Calls.

[Anonymous No.54832678]

>>54832663
Oh nyo, why would you do that?

[Anonymous No.54832692]

>>54832626
i understand, i'm just saying, if successful, it could develop. I'm not betting on them building a future planet cracking empire, just that their is a para-religious fervor around space shit in retail, and if successful, they may garner some of it. prior to japans failure, they had no chance at being the first ones to pull it off.

the only confusing part is how it's dumping below contract value. im not at all surprised it isn't mooning at the moment, just why it chose to dump 2 weeks after winning a major contract that is worth more than its market cap.

[buncun No.54832716]

A dark jewish influence reigns over the market today...

[Anonymous No.54832730]

>>54832716
>today

[Anonymous No.54832739]

>>54832678
Gambling mood. Depression.
Like I said, I feel numb.

[Anonymous No.54832745]

>>54832716
ban this guy bro

[Anonymous No.54832781]

>>54832716
>today...

[Anonymous No.54832795]

>>54832304
Any company that isn't currently RIGHT NOW making net PROFITs every quarter is at extreme risk for bankruptcy during high interest rate times. Not to mention growth companies are all about 20x overvalued right now because they are priced using 0% interest rate free cocaine money. Market is only slowly but surely realizing they cannot survive paying 5%+ on their debts rather than the 0.001% companies have been used to since 2009. Growth companies need a pivot from the Fed fast and if Jerome Powell doesn't allude to it today all these growth companies are going to get slashed today.

[Anonymous No.54832802]

Jerome. Do the needful. 25bps. Say recession likely.

[Anonymous No.54832818]

>market is up
>people lose money

????

[Anonymous No.54832827]

>>54832781
JET IT UP

[Anonymous No.54832831]

>PB
whats their fucking problem?

[Anonymous No.54832844]

>>54832692
Sell the news, my boy.

[Anonymous No.54832867]

where did they pull out 300k jobs

[Anonymous No.54832878]

>>54832795
investors didnt have time during the past 2 years to readjust their positions?

[Anonymous No.54832881]

>SPY red before FOMOC
you know what comes next

[Anonymous No.54832892]

>>54832586
Do americans really believe they were on the moon?

[Anonymous No.54832903]

>>54832892
I'm on the moon right now, bish.

[Anonymous No.54832910]

>>54832795
fair enough. none of you are wrong. it just picked a weird time for rates to catch up with it. I'm not going to sell for the moment. I'll wait and see what happens with the launch. the biggest concern for me is the debt ceiling shit and their contracts getting heemethed.

[Anonymous No.54832913]

>>54832881
Jacksons hole was what? -4.5% SP500? That would be cool

[Anonymous No.54832917]

>>54832892
I am literally Buzz Aldrin.

[Anonymous No.54832927]

Who’s going all-in NRGU?

[Anonymous No.54832930]

>>54832903
What's bish?

>>54832917
I only know of Buzz Lightyear

[Anonymous No.54832936]

>>54832615
>graffiti that actually is anti-establishment
Funny how that feels so shocking now, wasn't that the entire premise around graffiti

[Anonymous No.54832937]

>>54832910
>the biggest concern for me is the debt ceiling
lol, non issue, never has been. Print to infinity

[Anonymous No.54832946]

my TD online investing portal is having technical issues WTF

I'm unable to make ay moves right now

[Anonymous No.54832963]

>>54832946
You should switch to a reliable broker with no fees like Robinhood. They also pay 4.4% on uninvested cash

[Anonymous No.54832970]

>>54832692
As I understand it, and I’m basing my logic on how the US Space Force is distributing its funding, there are really three investing tracks for space stocks. You’ve got the good ol’ boys in the defense contracting sector like RTX and LMT, you’ve got SpaceX, and then you’ve got the moonshots. The Space Force is acting like a VC fund and sprinkling contracts across all these smaller companies while maintaining dedicated funding channels to the blue chip names so it seems reasonable to buy a round lot of ten of these Space SPACs assuming that seven will go under but one or two will go parabolic.

[Anonymous No.54832978]

>>54832946
HODL mode activated

[Anonymous No.54832986]

>>54832963
>They also pay 4.4% on uninvested cash
Are you kidding

[Anonymous No.54832990]

>>54832963
>reliable broker
>Robinhood
lmao you gotta be smokin meth, bud

[Anonymous No.54832991]

I am fully convinced the market will go down

Therefore, it is about to moon

[Anonymous No.54832993]

>>54832892
no but it's a fun flex.

[Anonymous No.54832998]

>>54832106
>owing the IRS money
ISHYGDDT, they'll notify you with a bullet in your head.

>https://www.newsweek.com/irs-deletes-requirement-that-new-agents-willing-use-deadly-force-1733352

>whoops sure hope the goyim didnt see us put that requirement on the application.

[Anonymous No.54833002]

>>54832963
kek

[Anonymous No.54833007]

>>54832946
I recommend maintaining accounts on 2 or 3 brokerages. Even the best brokerages have occasional connectivity issues.
Be careful of wash sales though, as those won't trach properly across different accounts so you'd have to do the math yourself. I try to trade distinct tickers on each platform.

[Anonymous No.54833017]

>>54832986
I am not. It will increase with the rate hikes today too

[Anonymous No.54833018]

>>54832990
Yeah we'll never forgive them for stopping (YOU) from buying the videogame pawn shop at the top.

[Anonymous No.54833033]

>>54833017
That’s not too bad

[Anonymous No.54833039]

>>54833017
t-bills pay 5%, and you won't owe state income tax on the profits.

[Anonymous No.54833043]

>Eli Lilly's Alzheimer's drug slows cognitive declines in Stage III trials.
>Stocks surge—going from $300/share to $420/share.

I'm glad I didn't sell.

Eli Lily is a hard buy right now.

[Anonymous No.54833045]

>>54833033
Yep. Calculated daily and paid out monthly. Someone said it pretty well a while back
>The us dollar is a shitcoin yielding 4.4%

[Anonymous No.54833065]

>>54833018
people still seethe about that as if it was them preventing some sort of giga squeeze, but the reality is that brokers are out to protect their clients because its their ass on the line if they get sued by some retard who buys pump and dump shit. they probably saved a bunch of dumb zoomers from FOMOing in GME at like $500 or something and losing a shitton

[Anonymous No.54833067]

>>54833039
>Taxes
Hahahahhahahah

Buy anyways I hold STIP as well

[Anonymous No.54833097]

I have 82 to put on some super memetic shit to see if it pays off in a few years. This is all that's left of my meme portfolio, of course my main portfolio is "fine". Shill me your absolute lowest-quality trash.

[Anonymous No.54833098]

>>54833065
I like they are the only one's who take the blame when 17 other brokerages did the same thing. Sometimes the option fills are shitty but no fees are great, i honestly get worse fills on tos a lot more.

[Anonymous No.54833100]

>>54832795
Correct, future profits now have to be discounted back by the interest rate/yield curve. The market is either completely irrational right now or assuming interest rates will fall to zero in the short term. I think the market has it completely wrong but then again I've been losing a lot of money recently so wtf do I know?

[Anonymous No.54833109]

>>54833067
Tragically, you owe taxes on interest even if your stocks lose money.

[Anonymous No.54833110]

>>54833098
its honestly because at the time most people used robinhood lol

[Anonymous No.54833111]

We are eating good tonight boys. Taco bell on me.

[Anonymous No.54833128]

>>54833065
All of the brokerages did a really poor job of communicating their situation. There was a illiquidity event that created substantial risk for all parties.

[Anonymous No.54833136]

>>54833098
E*trade didn’t halt trading on GME. I don’t know why E*trade doesn’t get any love around here, but I’ve always had an excellent time with them as my broker and you don’t have to worry about them pulling a fucky-wucky due to doubling as an investment firm/bank. Their UI might suck and they don’t have the best analysis tools, but E*trade will be my broker until they jam something up my ass.

[Anonymous No.54833138]

>>54833043
>implying they can actually prove that by trial. Only if acts biological-chemically on whatever causes alzheimer I believe it. If there is a real reaction, not some bullshit comparison of trial with placebo group.

[Anonymous No.54833155]

>>54833111
check and dodging green dildos-pilled

[Anonymous No.54833162]

>>54833138
>can't even post right
>clinically retarded
Many such cases!

[Anonymous No.54833168]

>>54832998
how would they collect from a dead man?

[Anonymous No.54833170]

This year I vowed to stop giving the IRS an intrest free loan. I stopped having taxes taken out of my paycheck and instead I’m going to just deposit money every paycheck in SmartyPig.

[Anonymous No.54833172]

>>54832179

[Anonymous No.54833173]

>Crude oil

[Anonymous No.54833182]

>>54832013
90 minutes later I can tell you this purchase is not going well.

[Anonymous No.54833184]

>>54833162
>In the trial, nearly half of patients who got donanemab saw no worsening of their Alzheimer's symptoms after a year of treatment, while 71% of patients who got the placebo saw their disease advance.

AYYYY

[Anonymous No.54833185]

Apologize

[Anonymous No.54833186]

Woah buddy look at that 3mon-10yr computer!

[Anonymous No.54833202]

The Fed won’t do it because they are data dependent but if they wanted to shock cool the market while saving the banks they should do a 25 bp cut instead of hike, then do no change in the next meeting and resume tightening later this year.

[Anonymous No.54833216]

>>54833172
>+60%
>3 cents

[Anonymous No.54833220]

What's the bottom for oil?

[Anonymous No.54833225]

Anytime I feel sorry for myself and my investment decisions I look at pic anon shared earlier and it instantly makes me feel better.

[Anonymous No.54833226]

>>54833216
we all start at the bottom, fren!

[Anonymous No.54833230]

>>54833220
I dunno I slurped some GUSH but apparently the Jews decided it can be worth negative dollars

[Anonymous No.54833234]

>>54831952
Disposable income is gone. Record numbers of people are using credit cards to buy their weekly groceries. Only gambling addicts are going to be spending money on DraftJigaboos.

[Anonymous No.54833237]

Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any dividends? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my FED Funds Rate.

[Anonymous No.54833239]

>>54833186
looks great

[Anonymous No.54833241]

>>54833186
What’s it mean?

>>54833220
60s?

[Anonymous No.54833254]

When is the meeting NY time?

[Anonymous No.54833270]

>>54833254
notes 2pm est presser 2:30pm est

[Anonymous No.54833274]

>>54833254
2 pm Eastern

[Anonymous No.54833276]

>>54831974
Hmm i shouldve taken the fake pump as my exit, guess im holding the bag again -_- ive lost more on this stock than any other

[Anonymous No.54833277]

>>54833254
It's in 2 hours and 30 minutes

[Anonymous No.54833291]

>>54832005
So a repeat of 2018 where it eventually just collapses out of nowhere?

[Anonymous No.54833299]

I'm happy for WING anon at least

[Anonymous No.54833304]

>>54832021
>1 pbtid
>trying this hard to get me to go all in
Whose your employer?

>>54832046
Kek me anytime I'm sure my stocks are failing

[Anonymous No.54833309]

I think I'm gonna snag a TMV call lottery ticket as well. 25bps is gonna heem the TMF pivooooters

[Anonymous No.54833311]

Is there a "short the banks" ETF?

[Anonymous No.54833312]

It's going to be a big, fat nothingburger, isnt it?

[Anonymous No.54833316]

>>54833168
its no longer about debt collection, its about enforcement and strong arming those thinking about not paying by killing their friends and family who dont pay.
>you vill finance ze wars
>you vill finance ze trannys
>you vill finance ze immigrants
>you vill finance your death

[Anonymous No.54833325]

>>54833299
It’s pretty good. Rick Ross knows what’s up

[Anonymous No.54833329]

>>54833299
The wing anon was short/said they were overpriced. He is getting heemed

[Anonymous No.54833332]

>>54833312
With cheese and caramelized onions.

[Anonymous No.54833340]

>>54833312
Priced in

[Anonymous No.54833339]

>>54833312
what. The 25 bepis. Until early Friday yes, then the next vultures will likely attack the next banks and on Monday the western ponzi system is gone or gets bailed out with what would be then the collaterization of the next 3 unborn generations and likely a theoretical importation of a few 10 Millions of shitskins and niggers that will never arrive

[Anonymous No.54833342]

>>54833311
>www.nasdaq.com/articles/six-ways-short-financial-stocks-etfs-2016-02-25

[Anonymous No.54833345]

You just know its going to be Green Boii summer end of day

[Anonymous No.54833346]

>>54833170
if you dont pay at least quarterly they will likely charge you some interest come tax time

[Anonymous No.54833352]

>>54832663
Why the fuck would you buy amd calls right now after spy bounced off $417 and amd was already inflated

[Anonymous No.54833353]

>>54833332
Slurp

[Anonymous No.54833354]

>>54833311
Yes, KRE

[Anonymous No.54833358]

>>54833311
FAZ is my gambling option of choice

[Anonymous No.54833362]

>>54832970
yes, but what you fail to understand is that I, with no solid mathematics or investing background and middling innate intelligence, have correctly picked that 1 in 20 parabolic moonshot company.

[Anonymous No.54833366]

>>54833065
I lost out on gains by them stopping the momentum. No i didnt keep holding like those anon in the gme general. The realization eventually hit in maybe a week or less. My biggest regret with the stock market was not having more conviction on gme back in 2020. Id have been rich, free of ever working, and free of ever having to come on /smg/ again. Depressing

[Anonymous No.54833372]

>>54832930
You’re a bish

[Anonymous No.54833398]

>>54833346
Idk how high that is. I had it before it was still a pain tho

[Anonymous No.54833412]

Meh, I'm down 50% on the year it can't get worse right

[Anonymous No.54833415]

>>54832970
>ten of these Space SPACs
Uhh which ones. List please.

[Anonymous No.54833421]

>>54833412
Right, as long as you close the ap without saving you should be G2G.

[Anonymous No.54833438]

>>54833241
Greater demand for 10yr supply compared to 3yr demand and supply. Its thought that investors see rate cuts on a shorter timespan and thus the 10yr long term will poopy again, so there's a premium on the long end.

Its just funny because I thought the spread bottomed out( without any surprise emergencies,) but it has continued now to widen

[Anonymous No.54833440]

25 benis

[Anonymous No.54833445]

>>54833220
the barrel

[Anonymous No.54833446]

>>54832365
Its not a spac anymore, too much risk for me where it can easily go sub $1 versus dumping it in soxl bith bad idea imo

[Anonymous No.54833460]

>>54833412
>I've been crabbing since last May

[Anonymous No.54833466]

>>54833438
It's because the stock market is going to crab for 10 years. 3 year bonds aren't long enough

[Anonymous No.54833494]

Europe might start finally dying with Airbus in about 2 hours and BMW tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.54833499]

>>54833346
No they don’t. I’ve done 20 minutes of research

[Anonymous No.54833508]

>>54833412
Im down about 33% since last year. And that is with me stopping the majority of trading back then. Ive traded very little after wiping out so much of my portfolio. I just want to be rich yet I blew all my chances I had in 2020 and 2021 and unironically listening to my friend who said buy puts when SPY was at $470/480ish

[Anonymous No.54833519]

>>54833494
SINK RATE
RETARD

[Anonymous No.54833523]

>>54833412
how many times can you go down 50%?
pro tip: answer is not twice

[Anonymous No.54833534]

>>54833508
>I just want to be rich
Oh, just that? So grounded.

[Anonymous No.54833541]

okay THIS will be the last hike

[Anonymous No.54833551]

BOIL chads... these fucking new yorkers are going to pay
i hope they have the worst blizzard in 100 years

[Anonymous No.54833553]

>>54833508
You always have chances fren. I told you to buy spy puts, LABD, tmv, SQQQ today but you didn't listen and next week you will be buying puts after we are down 10% and just keep beclowning yourself

[Anonymous No.54833560]

Markets is going to GO UP during press conference then crash after.

Or markets go down during press conference then rally.

Or markets chip chop.. Then crash but then rally after conference. Then crash tomorrow then rally..

This market is a complete mindfuck

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


But being serious.. the put/call ratio is too high for markets to crash. Same goes with the liquidity.

[Anonymous No.54833578]

Anyone here manage Indians from Afar? They keep trying to go over my head and refer to the incorrect opinions of their Indian colleagues. How do I reassert control

[Anonymous No.54833588]

>>54833560
Remember that FOMC where we went +2 to -2 in like 5 mins?

[Anonymous No.54833593]

There is a bull case for a melt up.. if treasury issues 1 TRILLION after debt ceiling...

[Anonymous No.54833606]

>>54833578
The British did it by executing them with cannons so they couldn't be buried and go to heaven and by making the bullet cartridges out of animal products

[Anonymous No.54833613]

>>54833593
bros I don't like where our economy is heading

[Anonymous No.54833630]

>>54833182
kek at least oil can't go negative

[Anonymous No.54833647]

>>54833606
I may have to try something similar. They’re really pissing me off right now

[Anonymous No.54833648]

>>54833593
So you be sayin...

[Anonymous No.54833655]

>>54833630
it certainly can and has before

[Anonymous No.54833658]

why are you faggots pumping EU again?

[Anonymous No.54833668]

SOXL has bottomed, hasn't it?

[Anonymous No.54833670]

>>54833655

[Anonymous No.54833680]

>>54833630
Imagine if someone would pay you to fill up your car with gas. That'd be pretty sweet.

[Anonymous No.54833688]

>>54833606
That sounds like some holocaust tier atrocity propaganda BS if it were anybody else but the British.

[Anonymous No.54833695]

>>54833670
rofl were you not here for 2020?

[Anonymous No.54833717]

>BOIL

[Anonymous No.54833718]

>>54833695
I'm fucking with you guys. Although holy shit a $70 drop from here in the June contract would be one for the record books.

[Anonymous No.54833721]

>significant improvements in the fight against inflation
>inflation expectation steady
>job market red hot
>record employment
>well above average job openings
>wage growth [they'll just say there is...]
>consumer strong
>need to be more data dependent
>data shows rates and economy are at equilibrium right now
>pause and hold
screencap this

[Anonymous No.54833734]

>>54833718
There was that one time a drunk trader nuked a commodity that hard tho.

[Anonymous No.54833738]

>employers profit goal for 2023 is 8M dollars
>we're down 2M in May
Well bros, good thing I work in the one department that could survive the company going under.

[Anonymous No.54833740]

Look at this chart...

does it looks bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.54833742]

>>54833695

[Anonymous No.54833748]

>>54833560
>But being serious.. the put/call ratio is too high for markets to crash. Same goes with the liquidity.
This is pretty true. Oversized puts are a huge wall for a big move but in the rare chance it drops more than 3% it can also lead to an oversized gamma squeeze drop of 10%. All in all way too hard to trade

[Anonymous No.54833751]

>>54833534
And the alternative?
>i just want to be in the wage cage of walmart for the next 40 years

>>54833553
I dont trade much anymore/watch stocks. Rarely here anymore so I dont really keep an eye on it

[Anonymous No.54833753]

>>54833721
Jerome shouldn't you be ironing your shirt or something to be on camera?

[Anonymous No.54833756]

>>54833740
that's crabbish

[Anonymous No.54833763]

>>54833648
Was thisbloser humiliated last year withbhis melt up bs

[Anonymous No.54833767]

>>54833740
beallish

[Anonymous No.54833770]

>>54833740
its_over.jpg

[Anonymous No.54833772]

>>54833721
>le pause and hold
You're going to be fucking priced out of every line of credit ever known to man, and you'll be happy.

[Anonymous No.54833782]

>>54833738
>he is still working like a boomer slave
Do you keep paying into your 401K ponzi each paycheck like a retard

[Anonymous No.54833785]

>>54833721
Stopped reading after that first line… inflation hasnt gotten anywhere near under control?

[Anonymous No.54833786]

Ong

[Anonymous No.54833801]

>>54833763
Not wrong, just early.

[Anonymous No.54833803]

>>54833782
Yeah but it ain't much anyway. My company does a quadruple match up to 3%. So I put in 3% and they put in 12%.

[Anonymous No.54833804]

>>54833772
We'll all be happy.

[Anonymous No.54833811]

>>54833803
This is cap

[Anonymous No.54833817]

Hello you autistic financial faggots. I'm a brainlet newfag when it comes to these decisions, but maybe you would show compassion and help a wagie out? I have saved up about 15k in the bank and have a decent amount in my 401k. I keep feeling the urge to take my fiat out of the bank, but then what? Also, I can take a 50k loan from my 401k, but then again my retard genes don't allow me to plan the use of it. I know it's not the best decision coming here, but I trust you fuckers more than the professionals at "Berg and Stein Investments". Care to help a financial brainlet save the white race?

[Anonymous No.54833832]

>>54833588
that's every FOMC

[Anonymous No.54833834]

Chudbros, now that Joe Biden is filling the SPR slowly into $50…how will we find a way to hate him?

[Anonymous No.54833836]

Why the fuck did SPY stop dumping wtf I need 1% down I got puts expiring today wtf Jerome better be a meanie

[Anonymous No.54833840]

URANIUM BROS!
>https://youtu.be/JpBtNy129Kc

[Anonymous No.54833850]

>>54833817
back2pol

[Anonymous No.54833853]

>>54833836
Don't worry, we have some +/- 2% swings on deck.

[Anonymous No.54833854]

>>54833170
howd you get the taxes out of your paycheck?

[Anonymous No.54833866]

2 hours bros

[Anonymous No.54833867]

>>54833811
I couldn't believe it either, I don't know how the fuck they afford it.

[Anonymous No.54833869]

BUD earnings come in tomorrow, is it going to take a hit? None of the news has been good and puts are at a discount.

[Anonymous No.54833873]

>>54833854
I told my boss to tell bob, the guy who handles our pay to do it.

[Anonymous No.54833881]

boilsisters...

[Anonymous No.54833886]

Trying to get some profit before the shit storm starts


https://youtu.be/Kin_zemAE50

[Anonymous No.54833896]

>>54833817
>>54833850
I should go back, but that place is so fucking bad for my head.
I plan on doing the 50k loan from my 401k, but physical fiat is pretty much just as bad as fiat in the bank right?

[Anonymous No.54833899]

>>54833817
If you know you won't be using the 15k anytime soon then you should put it in a short term us treasury bonds yielding 5%. Anything else is gambling and a crapshoot

[Anonymous No.54833903]

imagine being icahn and knowing some fucking randoms on twitter just release a report and tank your stock by 40%

[Gorlock The Destroyer !!n2LdRWj/55k No.54833905]

>opening pump was totally real and not fucking gay
>10-11:30am dump was totally real and not gay wither
>12-2pm pump is totally real and not gay
It's all so tiresome
How do they get away with it? Is it really 0dte options that cause this bullshit?

[Anonymous No.54833908]

Are Day Trading Platforms a Scam?
>The ones that charge you a monthly fee

[Anonymous No.54833909]

Biden really did just outclass every single oil trader on earth.

[Anonymous No.54833910]

>>54833869
probably, I have been doing research and well. no one is buying the Budweiser t-shirts.

[Anonymous No.54833914]

What'd he have for breakfast?

[Anonymous No.54833918]

>>54833415
Probably some of these:
https://cathiesark.com/arkx/complete-holdings
https://procureetfs.com/ufo/

[Anonymous No.54833919]

>>54833817
Apple savings accounts are yielding 4.5% right now. They also deposit 2-3% of everything you put into your Apple Pay credit card directly into savings. My wife got one of their credit cards and uses it for groceries and then pays it off right away.

[Anonymous No.54833928]

>>54833914
Sausage, eggs, potatoes obrien, and 4 beers.

[Anonymous No.54833931]

>>54833905
The stock market is volatile dude

[Anonymous No.54833935]

>BOIL
The bhenchods can never cum

[Anonymous No.54833936]

>>54833899
>>54833919
Doesn't inflation negate any yield on the bonds and savings though?

[Anonymous No.54833942]

>>54833811
>This is cap

[Anonymous No.54833943]

>>54833867
they don't. Yours and the theoretical productivity of others children, never going to be born, are supposed to pay for it, so you, like a good slave keep working for a carrot

[Anonymous No.54833946]

If you could buy one stock to hold for 3 years what would it be?

[Anonymous No.54833948]

I am calling for a fatwa on my portfolio
save me jews

[Anonymous No.54833949]

>>54833817
> This retard thinks his pocketchange will be wiped out in a bank
This is your brain on /pol/. I would recommend taking out the biggest loan possible to buy physical silver and them jam it up your ass for at least 10yrs

[Anonymous No.54833950]

>>54833936
Better than 0%

[Anonymous No.54833951]

>>54833905
vix1d has been much higher than vix since yesterday so yes

[Anonymous No.54833956]

>>54833936
Well, its better to be +0% than -5%. Here I am being tarded again.

[Anonymous No.54833958]

>>54833936
Yes but it's better than 0.01% at the bank

[Anonymous No.54833960]

[Anonymous No.54833966]

>>54833936
yes but your other options are to gamble with it or let it inflate away. at least this way it is theoretically holding value, in reality it's just inflating away slower.

[Anonymous No.54833972]

>>54833935
Shorting BOIL is the gift that keeps on giving.

[Anonymous No.54833974]

>>54833935
Joe Biden just fucked all the oil chuds

[Anonymous No.54833976]

>>54833949
>Hey goy
>Just wait
>keep your capital in from of woethless dollar ious in a ponz...bank
>*removes capital out of the pon...bank*

[Gorlock The Destroyer !!n2LdRWj/55k No.54833994]

I miss the trump days when shit made sense
Now we got to deal with 0dte every day, not just Monday, Wednesday and friday
All this extra normie liquidity and high prices and fucking cucking to china
God, best part is that we all knew this would happen if we took Cheeto man out from office
I literally know bleeding heart liberals that voted Biden because "he's not racist, orange and stupid, but we also need more minorities that are xenophobic, brown and easy to control"
Complete hypocrits

[Anonymous No.54834007]

>>54834005

>>54834005

>>54834005

[Anonymous No.54834009]

>>54833994
unbanned already?
>posts thot on blue board
bye again

[Anonymous No.54834011]

>>54833721
>wage growth [they'll just say there is...]
Buddy check ECI Computer

[Anonymous No.54834012]

>>54833960
>SJIM down 3.3% since April 11.

[Anonymous No.54834013]

>>54833950
>>54833958
>>54833966
So if I do purchase bonds. Are they really protect from financial instability? What happens if the dollar hyper-inflates and US defaults and won't pay on its treasuries? What if they force a payout on a new CBDC? Should I worry even?

[Anonymous No.54834015]

>>54833974
new york is going to have a dark future.

[Anonymous No.54834035]

>>54834013
yeah, i researched this. if you buy bonds... and a new currency event happens... youll be paid in the old currency... so it is not good. stay closer to gold.

[Gorlock The Destroyer !!n2LdRWj/55k No.54834051]

>>54834009
I'm not off topic you ((udder)) hating retard
Post some dicks if you're so great

[Anonymous No.54834053]

>>54834013
if that happens Tyrone will be caving Goldbergs skull in with a rock over some kosher hot pockets. Jewish confetti will be the last of your worries. If you're that worried guns/gold/silver/bullets/food/land if your thing.

[Anonymous No.54834105]

>>54833909
Kek, they can’t stop winning

[Anonymous No.54834190]

>>54833886
what strat do you use? can you share any links? please i'm desperate mumu

[Anonymous No.54834207]

>>54833886
Buy the close with a limit order on a bull bar?

[Anonymous No.54834219]

>>54833560
Just don't play until next week.

[Anonymous No.54834296]

>>54833914
Starbucks got heemed
God I love earnings season

[Anonymous No.54834585]

we're getting a pause

[Anonymous No.54834788]

I got fucking destroyed on SPY puts…

[Anonymous No.54835012]

ummm.. meta chads?