/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54809124]

Bulls Make Money, Bears Make Money, Pigs Get Slaughtered Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
https://www.finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

>Links for Mumus
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

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>>54807141

[Anonymous No.54809144]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.54809152]

>*YELLEN: DEBT-LIMIT MEASURES MAY BE EXHAUSTED BY JUNE 1

[Anonymous No.54809155]

AH shitposting is go.

[Anonymous No.54809167]

>Red day
>2 day FOMC
It's our time bobros

[Anonymous No.54809179]

Financially speaking, Joe Biden is the worst president in the history of the United States. Great Depression 2 soon.

[Anonymous No.54809181]

>>54809155
>Bill Huang
>after hours
My god, anon. You actually prefer low liquidity, don't you?

[Anonymous No.54809191]

>>54809179
Can't blame Biden when he isn't even mentally fit to good office. Blaming left wing trannies is the appropriate move.

[Anonymous No.54809193]

>>54809181
It's more pleasurable when it's tighter.

[Anonymous No.54809194]

>>54809152

[Anonymous No.54809195]

>>54809124
Holy fuck SOXL trannies will be creamed this week

[Anonymous No.54809199]

>Since when were you under ze impression that ze FRC dump was over?

[Anonymous No.54809204]

>bought now
>will sell end of may
h-how fucked am I? It's going to be f-fine, r-right bullbros?

[Anonymous No.54809207]

>GDC
31.00+28.50 (+1,140.00%)
So What happened?

[Anonymous No.54809209]

SOXL will hit $20 this month

[Anonymous No.54809216]

>>54809195
This chud artwork is getting more and more creative.

[Anonymous No.54809222]

MOO MOO. THE BELL TOLLS FOR THEE.

[Anonymous No.54809225]

>>54809204
>buy in May and sell in May
anon.. I...

[Anonymous No.54809233]

>>54809222
Anon, you're not supposed to ask for whom the bell tolls, because it tolls for us all. Also checked.

[Anonymous No.54809240]

Sell.

[Anonymous No.54809249]

>>54809216
It's one frenchoid

[Anonymous No.54809263]

>>54809225
I have to
it's all going to dump end of May
I feel it
then I'll buy back when it's dipped in July :)

[Anonymous No.54809269]

>>54809207
I'd tell ya but I'd have to kill ya

[Anonymous No.54809279]

>>54809263
you take a big bet literally right before fomc? that's not going to end well

[Anonymous No.54809281]

>>54809207
Same as TOPS. Or was it TOP? Whatever the Chink stock is that mooned Friday.

[Anonymous No.54809292]

>>54809249
Nice one. I think there’s a couple other slightly less talented artists.

[Anonymous No.54809295]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.54809314]

>tfw don't do business with any of these companies
Guess I'll be sleeping in tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54809351]

>>54809295
This bitch owes me sex

[Anonymous No.54809374]

What are you sacrificing in your life so that you invest more?

[Anonymous No.54809378]

oh hey yeah
right here when FOMC
and debt ceiling
and credit crunch
and real estate
and yield curve
and and and and and
this will not be a bullish ingredient to tha cake
tha bread & circuses
will
be
reruns

[Anonymous No.54809398]

When will the losses be over

[Anonymous No.54809404]

>>54809378
BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAHA!!!
it is my duty as a Christian to pray for the faggot fucking janny
that put in an unsuccessful bid
to have me banned
may the LORD GOD Almighty
have mercy upon the soul
of the faggot fucking janny
for being such a faggot

I AM THINKING ABOUT BUYING SOME STOOKS IN THA AFTERMARKET HOURS
but just small amounts and nothing too risky.
i might even buy a bunch of them, but just small amounts.
i
love
fractional
shares

[Anonymous No.54809405]

>>54809378
>Hollywood to resort to AI memes and ChatGPT as a replacement
Bullish on semis

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54809408]

>>54809374
I told my gookfu I didn't have any money to buy her that necklace she wanted so that I could lose an extra 5 grand all on 0 dte options.

[Anonymous No.54809414]

>>54809378
Good, shut pedowood down.

[Anonymous No.54809420]

>>54809398
They haven’t even started, stop being so complacent

[Anonymous No.54809431]

>>54809405
Hey I actually thought of exactly that, that we are nearing the point of just telling CGPT "make me a fuckin show to watch", and just like that, episode one starts. to put it simply, of course. one could include whatever parameters, genre, tone, style, etc.

[Anonymous No.54809433]

How'd CVI do?

[Anonymous No.54809442]

>>54809414
absolutely agreed

[Anonymous No.54809447]

>>54809152
market did not price this in...

AHHHAHAHhaHAhaHa

[Anonymous No.54809452]

>>54809433
EarningsWhisper says they don't release for another hour (5:50 PM EST)

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54809456]

>>54809420
I don't know I'm pretty optimistic. Once the GoP holds Biden accountable for his corruption and Washington gets their spending in check the economy will start behaving more like a real economy again, and everything will go back to normal.

[Anonymous No.54809459]

>>54809374
A soul or whatever.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54809468]

>>54809152
Can't she just pull out another couple trillion dollar coins from her dried up cunt?

[Anonymous No.54809471]

>>54809152
I don't think anyone here understand the ramification of this.... If you did you would be screaming this is OVER

[Anonymous No.54809476]

>>54809471

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54809480]

>>54809471
I know she's got another couple trillion stuffed up her snatch, lets be real here folks.

[Anonymous No.54809494]

>>54809152
>>54809447
Actually that news is bullish. We're going to have the TGA flood the system with $316b worth of liquidity before then.

Then suck out several hundred billion the second the ceiling is lifted but, you know, it'll be a pretty bullish ride up to that point.

[Anonymous No.54809499]

>>54809471
The US has gone through a lot of debt-limit problems like this. It's normal and happens regularly.

[Anonymous No.54809501]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54809504]

>>54809494
So you be sayin...

[Anonymous No.54809517]

>>54809269
Go get your pills Joe

>>54809281

Any idea why they mooned like that?

[Anonymous No.54809521]

>>54809207
>>54809269
>>54809281

Just the usual Chink microcap pump and dump du jour while Chinese markets are closed for May Day (Labour Week)

[Anonymous No.54809531]

>>54809452
Not sure why I asked. My illiquid, dollar spread options are not going to be profitable no matter what they do.

[Anonymous No.54809561]

sell in may and go away you dumb mumu niggers

[Anonymous No.54809574]

>>54809561
why we didnt even go down

[Anonymous No.54809612]

>>54809521
Would've been nice to know about it.

I saw GDC stock up to $41 today and it closed aroud $31 I believe!

[Anonymous No.54809631]

which stocks

[Anonymous No.54809643]

>>54809631
AQB
BHISF

[Anonymous No.54809647]

>>54809643
yagmi

[Anonymous No.54809649]

>>54809494
She is estimating that money will be spent BEFORE June. already -5 billion from FDIC..

is she predicting more bank failures?

[Anonymous No.54809660]

>>54809649

[Anonymous No.54809662]

is it peak alcoholic to finish a can of beer you left out when you passed out the previous day?

[Anonymous No.54809678]

The jews will use their last gallon to gas to burn the mormons

[Anonymous No.54809679]

>>54809662
That's just being economical.

[Anonymous No.54809696]

>>54809649
So we unironically have 2 weeks?

[Anonymous No.54809704]

Another monday. Got my E-Trade account unlocked. Figured out the problem; seems their system freaked out due to me linking the account to my 401k's retirement planner thingy. So I switched it back to manual. (Yes E-Trade has its own planner which I also use but I like to see if both give me the same results; btw both tell me I got a surplus so..). Called the city again, been waiting for a new garbage can for 2 weeks. Finally they say they'll have it to me this week sometime. VZ forks out the divvy today, yay! (well technically it shows up tomorrow).

[Anonymous No.54809712]

Why aren't my posts showing up after I submit them? What kind of glownigger bullshit is this?

[Anonymous No.54809721]

>>54809649
Is she? Haven't read that anywhere, and the FDIC has its own pile of cash separate from the TGA that's more than adequate to cover a couple more regionals going under.

Generally she'll phrase it as "we can for sure cover expenses up to [X date]". Expenses and receipts are variable to some degree so it's the days beyond that that are up in the air.

[Anonymous No.54809724]

>>54809459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ1IKcPL5iI

[Anonymous No.54809733]

>>54809124
You're a hippie and need a tic tac

[Anonymous No.54809734]

>>54809712
Probably the same fuckery that's locking me out of Twitter. I need to shit talk Nick TImiraos, goddammit.

[Anonymous No.54809751]

>>54809499
test

[Anonymous No.54809752]

>>54809712
If you post from Win7 they sometimes get dropped on the floor.

[Anonymous No.54809764]

Apparently any posts referencing the national debt get filtered.

[Anonymous No.54809784]

130% debt to GDP

[Anonymous No.54809785]

>>54809612
you should just use the tradingview "hotlist" or come up with your own scans (Tradingview, Stockcharts and Finviz) every morning to check out the latest pumps/dumps.

Here's an example scan code for Stockcharts
>[type = stock] AND [country = US]
>and [ [daily PctChange(1, close) > 10] or [daily PctChange(3, close) > 5] ]
>and [daily PctChange(1,EMA(4,close)) > daily >PctChange(3,EMA(9,close))]
>and [RVOL SMA(90) >= 5.0]
>rank by [daily PctChange(1, close)]

[Anonymous No.54809786]

>>54809764
I wonder what's going on with the national debt ceiling debate?

[Anonymous No.54809801]

>>54809679
never let it be said i'm not frugal

[Anonymous No.54809804]

Okay, it's the size of the interest payments, specifically, that's causing it to get filtered.

o n e
t r i l l i o n
d o l l a r s

[Anonymous No.54809808]

>>54809784
300% debt to gdp

[Anonymous No.54809810]

what do the Q's in TQQQ stand for?

[Anonymous No.54809826]

>>54809810
Quickly to 0

[Anonymous No.54809859]

So whats the expected rate hike to be?
0.25% or 0.50%?

[Anonymous No.54809864]

>>54809859
chairmen owe me hikes

[Anonymous No.54809865]

>>54809810
Quality Qummies Qommandos

[Anonymous No.54809866]

Republicans are going to cuck anyways. Debt ceiling is a nothing burger

[Anonymous No.54809882]

realistically how much longer are they going to keep being able to raise the debt ceiling? the chart of us debt over time is going vertical

[Anonymous No.54809912]

>>54809882
I dunno, did Japan ever stop? We're very quickly heading in that direction.

[Anonymous No.54809921]

>>54809882
The interest payments are going to go up until we finally default. I expect the economic crisis causing lower tax revenues plus massive relief spending, on top of WW3 spending, to cause a default no later than 2027.

[Anonymous No.54809923]

>>54809882
Until they lose power on the world stage.

[Anonymous No.54809955]

>>54809784
>>54809808
>We are nowhere close to Japan's trade surplus

[Anonymous No.54809965]

You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.54809971]

>>54809965
I bought shorts on shell

[Anonymous No.54809980]

>>54809921
but explain to me why would US default because of interest payments when it's just another dept of uS that gets paid the payments?

I think it's more likely Japan and china would dump the US bonds because THEY can't afford interest payments

[Anonymous No.54809982]

>>54809859
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

[Anonymous No.54809999]

>>54809971
WHY

[Anonymous No.54810004]

>>54809882
>realistically how much longer are they going to keep being able to raise the debt ceiling?
Until WWIII nigga.

[Anonymous No.54810011]

>>54809999
because i have a gut feeling about thursday

[Anonymous No.54810043]

>>54809859
>0.50%
>if the banks die, they die

[Anonymous No.54810052]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.54810063]

>>54810043
Do it, Jerome. Send those mismanaged chucklefucks to the shadow realm.

[Anonymous No.54810079]

>>54809859
50 bepis is what we need, 25 is what we will get.

[Anonymous No.54810087]

>>54809193
how much money is this bitch making off of 4chan simps making a meme out of her, now?

[Anonymous No.54810094]

>>54809980
The government will default when they simply don't have enough money to pay the interest payments. Talking out even more debt won't fix that kind of insolvency.

[Anonymous No.54810107]

>>54810087
Probably just dopamine hits desu senpai. Are you that guy who was sperging about reporting posts all day?

[Anonymous No.54810113]

>>54809810
Quality Quebecan Queers

[Anonymous No.54810116]

>>54809882
The idea will be to outgrow the debt eitehr through Weimar tier inflation or actual decent economic growth. Idk though, I feel US is at a ceiling with GDP until automation and AI

[Anonymous No.54810128]

>>54810107
no, i just got back from my overpaid do-nothing tech job.

[Anonymous No.54810134]

>>54810128
Oh, ok. Just checking. Anyway, hopefully it was a good day.

[Anonymous No.54810139]

>>54810128
Based and same.

[Anonymous No.54810150]

all I want is to be able to buy a house that isn't over inflated from like +60% in price the last two years

[Anonymous No.54810178]

>>54809152
Every time.

[Anonymous No.54810186]

>>54810134
it wasn't. i invested in FRC and lost a couple of grand. luckily my day job is so good that it doesn't matter, but still feels bad.

[Anonymous No.54810189]

are we buying or selling AMD ahead of earnings?
semibros I don't feel so good

[Anonymous No.54810194]

>>54810186
>i invested in FRC and lost a couple of grand.
Hey, nothing ventured, nothing gained.

[Anonymous No.54810198]

>>54809152
pffff that's like forever awa- *checks calendar* OH MY GOODNESS

[Anonymous No.54810201]

>>54810189
>ahead of earnings
>ahead

nigga just wait for the news to release and day trade it.

[Anonymous No.54810206]

Cramer said that the FRC thing marks the end of the banking crisis and I choose to trust him on this.

[Anonymous No.54810215]

>>54810201
you can't make me

[Anonymous No.54810220]

>>54810198

[Anonymous No.54810222]

>>54810194
i thought for sure the $30b that major institutions put into it meant it was getting bailed out, along with all the talk of how they didn't want it to fail. and now it failed. so, fuck me, right? idk. i honestly don't know why i ever bother with stuff that isn't day trading technicals. it's just so much easier and more profitable. you've got your risk management and you've got your high probability setup and you just wash rinse repeat that shit over and over forever like a robot. currently working on learning how to code a trading bot for it, that would be sweet if i didn't have to actually sit at the computer to do it.

[Anonymous No.54810244]

>>54810206
now its time for the U.S fed to collapse

[Anonymous No.54810258]

>a new iphone goes for 999 dollars
hot jesus damn. And here I am remembering when the ipod touch came out at 199 dollars and 99 cents, zoomers dont (you) me. On a semi related note. You guys think apple will see iphone sales have gone tired and they come out with an entire new device to get another cash stream? Imagine 3d printing getting pretty good by end of decade and you see the "iprinter3d". I want to believe but there doesn't seem a good surveillance angle to try to sell a product like that.

[Anonymous No.54810274]

>buy or sell draftkings ahead of earnings

It keeps going and usually that means rug pull but it deserves to be 35

[Anonymous No.54810292]

Accounting bros ... help a retard out here ...
Who is receiving the money here, the company or the director?

[Anonymous No.54810300]

>>54810274
Take the Lynch approach and ask our resident (IRL (male (paid))) janitor John Rocker what he thinks of the company.

[Anonymous No.54810311]

>>54809408
based

[Anonymous No.54810325]

>>54809882
It's unlimited, only brainlets and fear mongers are afraid of the debt. Congress shouldn't even vote on this shit, they are too retarded

[Anonymous No.54810329]

>can't buy aldi stock
>cant buy chick fil a stock
>only shitty companies with shitty highly process and artificial products are available to buy

fuck this

[Anonymous No.54810333]

>>54810258
So Volker the +18% interest rate bro had America w/ 1/4 the debt as c.2023. We're over +20% interest rates circa Volker era if you adjust.

[Anonymous No.54810343]

>>54810258
Apple says they're going to stop making iphones one day, who the fuck knows what their flagship product will be next
As long as it looks pretty and gets retards into their ecosystem it should be fins

[Anonymous No.54810345]

>>54809882
Anon this is fiat currency we are living in. The skies the limit. We can literally go on forever. All you have to do is make people believe it to work and it works.

[Anonymous No.54810356]

>>54809160
Proof posted. Tripposter is a fag again, who thought?

>>54808944
Sure people cheat at that level but there are way more brainlets than near geniuses so naturally, the cheating group of both follow the same numbers. ChatGPT is better for brainlets and probably cheaper until Chegg rolls out their own product equivalent or drops prices.

[Anonymous No.54810357]

In case anyone was wondering, Jpm completely fucked Frc in the ass
>equity wiped out
>JPM assumes all of the (really high quality assets) and deposits
>assumes all private wealth management funds (~$250b)
>assumes all branch locations and atms
>only had to pay HALF of the mark to market unrealized losses on these assets with FDIC taking the other half
>all Frc employees are now “bridge bank” employees with $0 assets and $0 of deposits. Meaning FRC employees will not be hired by JPM and are all effectively jobless
>they will not receive severance of any kind
>all remaining uninsured depositors are completely fine and made whole
crazy.

[Anonymous No.54810367]

>>54810356
Meant to quote >>54809406

[Anonymous No.54810371]

>>54809249
Honestly, while the drawing itself is crude, the composition is really good. I'm honestly impressed.
Also
>The merchant in the background
Well fucking played.

[Anonymous No.54810373]

>>54810274
I'm willing to analyze it, but my fee is 10/10 anime titties.

[Anonymous No.54810378]

>>54809649
>>54809660
Do you even study the Nations you're assigned to Neg, or do you just wing it till someone dick slaps you with factoids?
The money that Congress assigned as debt ceiling had to be spent to refill some accounts that were drained to keep the government working without a proper budget. That could happen endlessly without a problem, so long as they never hit zero.
They just found another way to make Congress critters look important is all.
>>54809662
Why don't you just put shredded wheat into yeast and make your own? Why pay so much for grain alcohols? Especially Beer? You could take a shot bottle of whisky and pour about a quarter of it in a glass of cold oatmeal and get better flavor with the same effect.
>>54809955
Nips feeling better about the economy thanks to the interest rate changes. Not saying much according to the stats. They must be some hardcore emo faggots over there.
>>54810043
Honestly, I think it's time to look at backing down. DeDollarization is an influx, yes, and those will be competing inflation drivers, but if we shut out US investment in US businesses, it will only be foreigner faggots buying up US assets.
Internal US inflation drivers are reduced. But external is a whole new threat.
>>54810150
Forget about it for a while. The US is actually in pretty good shape, and as noted above, DeDollarization is unlikely to bring much down to your price range.
You should consider looking into other markets. You can fly all over the US in day, if you really need.
>>54810222
I lost my last account deposit to FRC, unless it gets released to trade for some reason. But I bought at $3 and only put about 1Ben on it. I think Dimon drove the panic, and was aiming for owning San Fran's real estate.
>>54810300
There's only a few ways he can get paid, and I presume it's by backdooring everything, if you catch my drift.
>>54810345
That would be ok, if it wasn't also printed by a religious cult, imo

[Anonymous No.54810395]

>>54810357
Yeah, Dimon was pretty loud about how banks might be failing. Now he's all chipper about this being the end of the bad times.
IMO it looks like Dimon drove a panic, unless I'm remembering the timeline incorrectly.

[Anonymous No.54810403]

>>54810395
He did.
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/04/04/jpmorgans-jamie-dimon-says-banking-crisis-is-not-over-yet.html

[Anonymous No.54810405]

>>54810395
It was the VCniggers that drove the panic originally. And then the media made sure to dog pile on and turn into a crisis

[Anonymous No.54810411]

>>54810357
Bankers always win.

[Anonymous No.54810418]

>>54810329
CMG food is pretty good, but the share price is unreasonably high.

[Anonymous No.54810421]

>>54810418
Yeah, that's what they said about Lindt chocolate.

[Anonymous No.54810428]

>>54810373
I'll happily contribute 1 milk truck to crowd fund said DKNG analysis, although IMO it is a SELL as always.

[Anonymous No.54810430]

why selloff today

[Anonymous No.54810438]

>>54810418
That's some nice looking bacon, gonna lose a lot of volume when you cook it though.

[Anonymous No.54810457]

TOTAL MEGACRAP DEATH

[Anonymous No.54810461]

do you think yields will revert next year 2024? what causes the drop in equity evaluations when this happens? i dont really understand the mechanics of it

[Anonymous No.54810470]

Reminder Apple is a bank now.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/emilymason/2023/05/01/apples-new-savings-account-draws-nearly-1-billion-in-deposits-in-the-first-four-days/

[Anonymous No.54810494]

>literal photographic proof of aliens
>literally nobody cares
Priced in?

[Anonymous No.54810509]

>>54810461
The rate cuts happen when something catastrophically breaks. Sell offs happen during said event, so despite bonds gaining value equities have to be sold anyways to cover other losses.

[Anonymous No.54810514]

>>54810494
Why don't the Detroit Lions get this?

[Anonymous No.54810515]

>>54810457
How is one of the biggest and only monopoly of online stores doing this bad exactly? Something about reinvesting in itself or whatever? What other alternative is there where I can look up literally anything I want to get online and have it ship reasonably quick?

[Anonymous No.54810517]

>>54810494
what did I miss?

[Anonymous No.54810520]

>>54810494
imagine all the time and energy wasted visiting earth. What a bunch of fucking losers.

[Anonymous No.54810523]

>>54810428
Where the fuck are her nipples?

[Anonymous No.54810536]

>>54810470
>a company that has been faltering ever since the head jew that founded it died
>expecting any confidence in putting my money there let alone buy any of their products

[Anonymous No.54810538]

The way birth rates are collapsing, they won't have any more debt slaves to pay off their debt anyway so why do they keep this shitshow going?
They should just cancel it/default
Dumb fucking kikes

[Anonymous No.54810543]

>>54810329
When a company goes public the quality of their products always get shittier.

[Anonymous No.54810556]

>>54810538
Make one of those medieval-tier diplomacy trades.
We get our debt erased if Xi Jinping gets to marry Natalie Biden.

[Anonymous No.54810559]

>>54810515
Wal-Mart is showing hustle and competition in the space IIRC. Amazon's also getting slow on shipment, jewing people for pennies, and allowing a flood of chinkshit that's pissing people off.

[Anonymous No.54810572]

>>54810556
I must once again remind everyone that Chinamen only own like $1 trillion worth of our debt.

[Xi Jinping No.54810599]

>>54810556
You drive a hard bargain, but I'll go for it

[Anonymous No.54810603]

>>54810572
We're saving Jill's milkers for the heavier hitters.

[Anonymous No.54810607]

>>54810559
Shit you not Walmart has a room full of beaners next to the entrance whose only job is getting online orders together. A dozen or so beaners in a long closet where the nail salon or the like used to be.

[Anonymous No.54810617]

>>54810603
OK, gotcha. Going by top bondholders, that probably means Jerome will take her as a (second?) wife.

[Anonymous No.54810629]

what will happen to my tbills

[Anonymous No.54810644]

>>54810536
it's a GS account

[Anonymous No.54810656]

im thinking of selling everything and going the boomer rocks route. i dont make money with stocks only lose it. so if i buy gold at least it would retain some value over the years. this way when i kill myself i can at least leave something behind

[Anonymous No.54810662]

>>54810629
One more hike after this wednesday is priced in atm, so nothing, even in a pause it'll crab at current rate. Know though rates like this only come once a presidency so sell it at the first cut. $bil

[Anonymous No.54810669]

>>54810656
>buying gold
Good luck

[Anonymous No.54810704]

>>54810629
In a couple decades you'll be able to sell them as hyperinflation collectibles.

[Anonymous No.54810720]

Many cuban cars can't even start on their own. People have to get out and push them to start them.

[Anonymous No.54810724]

>>54810720

[Anonymous No.54810739]

>>54810515
>why is the shitpile doing badly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQpxAvjD_30

[Anonymous No.54810745]

all this retard bull strength will make the pullback even more dramatic when shit breaks
I LOVE IT BAYBEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.54810748]

>UAN

[Anonymous No.54810764]

>>54810745
cope

[Anonymous No.54810767]

>>54810662
Im so sick of you posting these disgusting creatures

[Anonymous No.54810771]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54810784]

>>54810011
They had record profits last year and gas stations sure as hell didnt stop scamming their customers

[Anonymous No.54810787]

>>54810748
Meanwhile CF can't catch a bid. Fertilizer's such a shitty market.

[Anonymous No.54810810]

>>54810764
you know deep down your positions are fucked

[Anonymous No.54810815]

>>54810787
They'll all be up big tomorrow. This was proof that the decline in NG prices more than compensated declining fertilizer pricing.

[Anonymous No.54810814]

Does JPM have a brokerage service? Which broker is least likely to lose my money?

[Anonymous No.54810821]

>>54810767
sorry fren only 3d allowed.

[Anonymous No.54810835]

>>54810292
bump

[Anonymous No.54810852]

>>54810292
the director...

[Anonymous No.54810879]

FED WHISPERER: FED WON'T SIGNAL A 'PAUSE' AT MEETING THIS WEEK

Fed pivot bros... I don't feel so GURRRRrrrrrRRrRRDdddddddddddddd

[Anonymous No.54810884]

>>54810523
There's a whole other 40% of milker stuffed into that outfit. Here's another one, now buy or sell?

[Anonymous No.54810891]

>>54810879
core inflation is barely moving down, why would they pause? it's on like DOnkey kong baybeeeeeeee
these mumus getting SUPLEXED INTO OUTER SPACE BAYBAAAAAAAY

[Anonymous No.54810895]

I'm older now, than i have ever been.

[Anonymous No.54810908]

>>54810814
Most big banks like BAC WFC JPM etc focus on brokerage services for extremely wealthy clients offering things like prime loans etc.

[Anonymous No.54810926]

>>54810879
>>54810891
Really shouldn't be as surprising to the markets as it is. The entire premise of the "25bps and done" for this meeting was that banks would tighten up loan creation as well. They haven't.

[Anonymous No.54810925]

>>54810520
Self hating cucks are the lowest form of humans. Rope yourself

[Anonymous No.54810932]

>>54810669
Don't they use density of gold? What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.54810995]

>>54810926
job market still hot, core inflation sticky, pmi just ticked up big time, credit lending hasn't tightened enough... but line goes up amiright bro?!!

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54810997]

>>54810932
preddy sure he’s just trying to scare the shit out of the boomer shiny rocks posters who are already pretty schizo.

imagine this:
>be prepper
>have zero trust in government
>for day of the rope, stock the absolute fuck up on of guns, food, and… gold
>”even if dollar collapses, at least I have my gold”
>”doesn’t matter wtf the jews do to the rest of the society, they can’t fuck with my shiny rocks, right? RIGHT?”
>post pic from above

[Anonymous No.54811020]

>>54810925
bad day today?

[Anonymous No.54811024]

>>54809124
NCLH is going to go back to above $40. you faggots better stock up on a grantee x3 play. Oh and also fuck writing in MLA format

[Anonymous No.54811030]

>>54810378
Yeah that is why CDS skyrocked to all time highs..

FAGGGANEG

[Anonymous No.54811032]

>>54810884
>10/10
Whatever, I need to fap and go to the gym instead of refreshing the thread all night. Earnings growth, or loss reduction in this case, has significantly outpaced price growth in the past year and there's a pretty high likelihood of an earnings beat based on the Zack's score and the previous 4 quarters. You've missed the bottom and even sitting today out cost you a 3% profit, but earnings looks bullish unless Powell does something crazy tomorrow. If it has a decent options chain I like a put credit spread here.

[Anonymous No.54811048]

>>54810908
Why should I move portfolio then? I don't trust Schwab anymore.

[Anonymous No.54811053]

>>54811024
You think cruise lines are a buy with Boomers locked into their homes? I get NCLH didn't lose as much per share as expected but where are you seeing any possible growth as we head into stagflation?

[Anonymous No.54811067]

>>54811053
>Boomers locked into their homes
What did I miss?

[Anonymous No.54811071]

>>54811032
Thanks man. I didn't read any of that, I just wanted an excuse to post some anime tiddies. Hope that works, or doesn't. Whichever one you need to succeed.
>CVI beat
Oh baby I hope that rally lasts long enough for me to sell!

[Anonymous No.54811084]

>>54811067
In the sense of a frozen housing market and banks not being huge fans of HELOCs right now. Not physical locks.

[Anonymous No.54811095]

>>54811048
You go to prime brokerage services for less fees and lower rates. Like you can get rates as low as the overnight from fed.

[Anonymous No.54811110]

>>54810538
What do you think all the mass immigration is for? More room temperature IQ zogbots to keep the wheels turning.

[Anonymous No.54811121]

>>54811084
What does that have to do with cruise lines kek. My boomer bosses are all taking cruises any chance they get. Boomers in general are used to do nothing and just continuing their lifestyles.

[Anonymous No.54811126]

>>54811067
Nothing. The only reason Carnival didn't moon is the fact that they're absolutely drowning in debt. IIRC Royal Caribbean took on significantly less and should recover first. Not sure what NCLH's books are like.

>>54811071
The beauty of option spreads is that you only need to get the direction right because your exit is timed for you. Put credits with 20-25 delta are retardedly difficult to lose money with.

[Anonymous No.54811128]

>>54811053
Travel is going to go back to pre covid levels eventually. In comparison to rest of the cruise stock NCLH seems like the safe play.

[Anonymous No.54811130]

>>54811121
How do you think they're funding those cruises? Go on, write out the sources.

Exactly.

[Anonymous No.54811133]

I wish I had a cute potterhead girl I could buy this as a gaggift

[Anonymous No.54811141]

>>54811128
Not with how squeezed peoples budgets are. The only thing that will change is China will catch up and the price of international flights will slightly normalize. The Ukraine conflict is also driving up cost of international flights.

[Anonymous No.54811143]

>>54810494
What the fuck explain yourself

[Anonymous No.54811161]

>>54811141
All recession come to an end anon

[Anonymous No.54811164]

>>54811126
Agreed. Issue is I get greedy and try for 30s and 40s, only to get sent to the shadow realm for my hubris. Sounds like you have the discipline to get it to work consistently which is cool.

[Anonymous No.54811167]

>>54811130
With their personal loans and credit cards. Do you believe they take out a mortgage loan just for a cruise?

[Anonymous No.54811176]

>>54811161
Bonds haven't un-inverted. It has yet to begun. Or is this time different?

[Anonymous No.54811187]

>>54811176
yes

[Anonymous No.54811207]

>>54811030
CDs nutz!

[Anonymous No.54811217]

>>54809405
is that AI generated? Looks like Excalibur

[Anonymous No.54811218]

>>54811141
Purple is right, at least when it comes to the cruise industry. Carnival is raking in money right now, there's no reason to believe that other cruise companies aren't the same. Working class people don't go on cruises; rich, recession proof assholes do and they're flush with cash from CARES Act scams and selling the top of the bubble. COVID is over dude.

[Anonymous No.54811229]

>>54811167
It's a package deal: downsize home or take out HELOC, splurge on remodel projects/cruises/retirement celebrations. Personal loans and credit cards are also running into the same credit crunch and stagflation cutback dynamics.

The 2019 cruise market ain't returning.

[Anonymous No.54811232]

>>54811176
In June it will have been twelve months since it first inverted. Every second beyond it will be a countdown to q1 2024, then they will let us know at maximum theta decay if a recession is here. They should probably let us know sooner but oh well.

[Anonymous No.54811242]

>>54809764
the national debt tongues my anus

[Anonymous No.54811246]

>>54811229
>2019 cruise market
All i'm concerned about is beating earnings every quarter, 2019 is of no concern to me anon

[Anonymous No.54811260]

>BBBY about to go under 10 cents
KEK BAGGIES

[Anonymous No.54811279]

>>54811232
Six months from inversion is just the "average" it can take up to two years of inversion before the center mass cannot hold.

[Anonymous No.54811294]

>>54810515
because they ruined themselves by having every single product no matter what you search be XINGYU HAOFENG DISPOSABLE PLASTIC REUSABLE STAINLESS STEEL

[Anonymous No.54811308]

>>54811246
You're right, my bad. When you said
>NCLH is going to go back to above $40. you faggots better stock up on a grantee x3 play.

You were actually forecasting the cruise market returning to *2018*. NCLH was around $50 in 2019. I apologize and regret the error.

[Anonymous No.54811310]

>>54810357
I hate this country.

[JeromePowell !!yr8D9blvGBV No.54811326]

Jerome Powell here. 100bps next FOMC meeting

[Anonymous No.54811328]

>>54811294
>they ruined themselves by having every single product
I stopped reading there as I thought that point was also really good. In the quest for "growth for growth's sake" companies often take on stupid business divisions that they have no business doing. Did AMZN need to buy whole foods/one medical/twitch/etc? Not really, those didn't make sense for what they already had. They were done because some donkey brained PM decided they needed to get into X/Y/Z. Now they're doing horrificly from over expanding and paying the price. The company I work for is in a similar situation, but we weren't all that successful in the first place.

[Anonymous No.54811342]

is this a /bag/, /smg/ take-over?

[Anonymous No.54811343]

What's this mean for AMD earnings?
I logged into Steam for product survey
Look how badly AMD dropped off in March
That looks like earnings should bomb tomorrow, r-right?

[Anonymous No.54811354]

>>54811310
As shit as it might be, it's still the least shit one if you average it out. You're at least allowed to know how fake and gay it is and bitch about it openly, try that shit elsewhere and see how it goes.

[Anonymous No.54811368]

>>54811326
Why not 1000bps? Make some finance cucks fall off buildings from the shockwave of your cock slamming onto the table.

[Anonymous No.54811373]

>>54811126
All the deltas I see are negative and less than 1. Like -.30.

Can you explain further?

[Anonymous No.54811392]

>>54811373
20-25 -> .200-.250. I think for puts delta is negative by convention.

[Anonymous No.54811410]

Why do gorillas have so much fucking muscle and that they only use like a fraction of it. Most if not all of them don't even realize the kind of strength they posses if they learned to use all of it. Like even the simple act of throwing a punch could break a full grown deer in half if they wanted. I bet they could tear up a bear too if they could. Even the strongest power-lifter isn't even 1/16th of a gorilla strength. Imagine how much more they could be if they learned to bench even twice their body weight.

This doesn't even make any sense why god would give them all this muscle and power in reserve if the most they do is just slap others around.

[Anonymous No.54811428]

>>54811368
>>54811326
Jay needs to take a page out of old time Roman emperors who'd add titles and names over the course of their rule. Jerome Hayden Powell Volcker has got a nice ring to it.

[Anonymous No.54811430]

>>54811279
Ok but in 2 weeks we hit 12months, and q1 next year we hit 18. We're way beyond 6 months.

[Anonymous No.54811447]

>>54811410
There is no record of how much a gorilla could bench press. For all we know they could flip a car upside down. Imagine the earnings a ZOO could make if they had gorillaz doing feats of strength.

[Anonymous No.54811451]

>>54811343
That's a suspiciously huge plunge. Are you telling me 10% of Steam users did a rebuild in that one seemingly random month and chose to switch from Intel?

[Anonymous No.54811467]

>>54811368
Because he needs to boil the Jews so they don't realize they are being cooked.

[JeromePowell !!yr8D9blvGBV No.54811469]

>>54811368
I’ll flip a coin. If heads, 1000bps. If tails, the treasury mints 30 1-trillion dollar coins and we pay off the debt with those

[Anonymous No.54811483]

>>54811279
>>54811430
Reminder that it's only once it *uninverts* that you are in the recession itself.

[Anonymous No.54811486]

>>54811373
Delta is always a decimal, so 25 is shorthand for .25 or -.25. Delta represents how much an option moves when the share price goes up $1. The absolute value of delta is also a decent estimate of the % chance that the option will expire in the money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmJEQstifaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me4oVDoGdz8

[Anonymous No.54811496]

>>54811469
Uh, Mr. Chairman, sir, it's actually 32. We'd need 32 coins.

[Anonymous No.54811519]

>>54811486
lmao his hebrew name is Yehudah

[Anonymous No.54811520]

>>54811469
Looks like it came up heads. Rape hikes NOW or you're confirmed a bitch

[JeromePowell !!yr8D9blvGBV No.54811521]

>>54811496
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

[Anonymous No.54811523]

Treasury says June the govt runs outta money to pay the bills. Those fucks in congress and Biden still nowhere close to a deal. It's now may. I know its all bullshit games; they'll do some deal. But when is the big question. The closer to June it goes without a deal the more panic (cheap shares) will set in. Again its all bullshit but hey if I can bag more cheap shares over it why not.

[Anonymous No.54811531]

>>54811523
its all smoke and mirrors. there are other real issues that will crater the market but that's not one of them

[Anonymous No.54811547]

>>54811521
Don't worry. You can hand the problem off to your successor.

[Anonymous No.54811550]

>>54811483
Q1 2024 it is then, run it up.

[Anonymous No.54811552]

>>54811523
This happens EVERY TIME
People bang the drum that this is definitely seriously really the time the govt defaults
And it never is
And it never will be
It’s all political handwringing behind the scenes to get one last bullshit funding for some crap or some dumb crap defunded, slipped in

[Anonymous No.54811592]

>Oats futures
Oatsbros... we're healing...

[Anonymous No.54811613]

>>54811592
>Almost sub 300 oats

[Anonymous No.54811614]

>Biden is close to nominating Fed governor Philip Jefferson as vice chair, a possibility that surfaced recently to ensure swift confirmation in a divided Senate

He's no Krugman, but say something nice about the gentleman replacing Lael Brainard.

[JeromePowell !!yr8D9blvGBV No.54811645]

>>54811547
From now on, for every NYT article this guy writes, I’m tacking on another 25bps

[Anonymous No.54811647]

>>54811469
What's to stop us from... minting more Trillion dollar coins?

[Anonymous No.54811658]

>>54811614
I wonder if he’s a dove or a hawk. It seems the entire Senate likes him, so I would assume that means he actually wants to tackle inflation

[Anonymous No.54811661]

>>54811614
This niggas gonna be dropping some thick fucking Rate Hikes!

[Anonymous No.54811673]

>>54811647
Glad you could join us. How are you enjoying Washington, Ms. Brainard?

[Anonymous No.54811682]

Alright CPNG anon, where do you think this one is going? They're hiring several roles that I qualify for. I'd like to time my application/start while the price is slow so my stock comp makes me a boatload of cash.

[Anonymous No.54811687]

>>54811658
Hawk.
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/feds-jefferson-doesnt-want-to-raise-the-central-banks-2-inflation-target-2019b2de

[Anonymous No.54811693]

I'm straight up not having a good time

I just realized I'm in the top 5% of income earners in my country and I'm STILL priced out of buying a home or a decent car

like what the FUCK does that even mean

[Anonymous No.54811711]

>>54811693
Bottom signal.

[Anonymous No.54811722]

>>54811614
>braintard
not like this

[Anonymous No.54811725]

>>54811451
Yeah, it's huge. Doesn't make total sense. I was going to chance earnings, but that is scaring me off.

[Anonymous No.54811727]

>>54811447
I was thinking how much earnings a zoo would make by teaching them to play a game with a ball. But then someone is already is doing this.

[Anonymous No.54811739]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54811746]

>NVDA
this shit is teflon

[Anonymous No.54811753]

>>54811486
I don’t think JKR was responsible for the casting, costume or make up. What’s this kikes point? Blame (((Hollywood)))

[Anonymous No.54811752]

>>54811614
I'm just glad Powell's term was renewed cuz I wouldn't want a brown female fed chairwoman from Biden

[Anonymous No.54811764]

No way that's a gap down.

[Anonymous No.54811775]

>>54811614
>Jefferson
He’s moving on up!

[Anonymous No.54811810]

>>54811739

fast correction to oversold area for the next leg up

[Anonymous No.54811824]

>>54811752
>Term ends May 22nd, 2026
You're right that Biden likely won't be picking Powell's successor. But that just means he'll have keeled over and it's Kamala's choice.

[Anonymous No.54811839]

>>54811753
The movie goblins are pretty accurate to the books' descriptions IIRC.

[Anonymous No.54811885]

I've never had sex.

[Anonymous No.54811887]

>>54811753
Lmao she was extremely involved with the movies. It’s why she wouldnt let disney do it, she shopped around till she found a company that would let her have more authority

[Anonymous No.54811896]

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/01/business/media/vice-bankruptcy.html

Vice Is Said to Be Headed for Bankruptcy

[Anonymous No.54811901]

>>54811885
and I have never had to beat a lawyer but I am about to have to

[Anonymous No.54811905]

>>54811824
Powell can get renewed again, he could be an easy pick if he actually handles this inflation shit properly. If not he's out the door.

[Anonymous No.54811911]

>>54811896
too much crack cocaine in the budget?

[Anonymous No.54811950]

>>54811905
I know he looks spry and dangerous, but he is 70 years old. Please, God, no more gerontocracy.

[Anonymous No.54811980]

>>54809124
I have been seeing "MPox" awareness ads again on TV. Is SIGA a good play for this?

[Anonymous No.54811986]

>>54811950
>gerontocracy
you realize these people are going to figure out how to live unnaturally long. we will soon wish for 70 year old leaders.

[Anonymous No.54811988]

[Anonymous No.54811989]

>>54811885
1 pbtid

[Anonymous No.54812007]

>>54811989
these are ai generated

[Anonymous No.54812011]

>>54811980
Weird, but that's probably just congressionally mandated spending being thrown away on ads. Case counts are still 0 where you'd expect them to be ticking up: https://sf.gov/data/mpox-case-counts

[Anonymous No.54812022]

>>54812007
No these are

[Anonymous No.54812026]

>>54811614
Is that an edited picture, he literally looks just like an older version of the "cinema popcorn machine guy" meme

[Anonymous No.54812030]

>>54812026
His name's Robert, you nigger.

[Anonymous No.54812078]

>>54811989
>>54812022
please stop posting my underaged sisters and their friends.

[Anonymous No.54812101]

>>54811989
Imagine a drunk illegal running a red light and crashing into these trannies

[Anonymous No.54812121]

>>54812101
trannies?

[Anonymous No.54812156]

>>54812121
Burgers?

[Anonymous No.54812163]

NEW

>>54812153
>>54812153
>>54812153

[Anonymous No.54812211]

You know this is nuts; my emergency fund is forking out 3.40% interest. Meanwhile my credit union accounts fork out just a puny 0.10 - 0.15%. I don't keep much at the credit union, just enough to cover the bills but still

[Anonymous No.54812249]

I lost money on FRC. Bought at $15 and sold at $4. Why am I so fucking stupid?

[Anonymous No.54812505]

>>54809785
fuck bro i have always been into week play swing trading with volume and channels but this is pretty smart

[Anonymous No.54812955]

>>54811896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9V78UbdzWI&pp=ygUMY29mZmluIGRhbmNl

[Anonymous No.54813065]

>>54812249
This is what happens when you buy bankrupt companies

[Anonymous No.54813097]

>>54812249
Admit this to yourself right now. You had no reason or know how to enter this position. You saw it in the headlines after the fact and wanted to gamble. As the rest of the gamblers poured in. Acknowledge that. Learn from it. And stop following the news after it has hapoened

[Anonymous No.54813145]

>>54812249
>delayed earning
this has NEVER ended with a stock surging
not once

[Anonymous No.54813582]

>>54812505
Stockcharts scanner is pretty powerful with simple syntax. Probably one of the main reasons to pay for subscription there.
If you're a code monkey you can make your own python/sql scanner. One way to do it is to leverage the openbb SDK and/or finviz API and build on top.

finviz API:
https://github.com/mariostoev/finviz

OpenBB:
https://docs.openbb.co/sdk/usage/intros/stocks/stocks-screener
https://github.com/OpenBB-finance/OpenBBTerminal/tree/main/openbb_terminal/miscellaneous/stocks/screener
https://github.com/OpenBB-finance/OpenBBTerminal/tree/main/openbb_terminal/stocks/screener