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My IQ is 125 confirmed by a real IQ test (internet IQ tests are fake and give higher results than the IQ of the person really is). What should i invest in?

>> No.54767819

>>54767818
That’s a man

>> No.54767820

>>54767818
i wonder what his uncanny valley smells like

>> No.54767821

Index funds like every other midwit

>> No.54767825

There's nothing to invest in other than the usual you know. Bitcoin, monero, solana, chainlink, Ethereum, etc...
Chatgpt likes solana abd chainlink.

>> No.54767826

>>54767818
Since you are a midwit stick to maxing roth-ira.

>> No.54767827

>>54767818
plastic surgery all over his face. into the trash he goes.

>> No.54767843

>>54767818
Bitcoin and Ethereum
Index funds
Bonds

Avoid investing in picrel if you can.

>> No.54767855

>>54767825
I agree with chatgpt and here's why.
Ethereum is slow as shit and doesn't scale, it has no future so solana will take it's place.
Chainlink also could feed data from yours truly chatgpt into solana. This would make smart contracts actually smart.
That's the big play this cycle.

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54767865

My IQ is 105 and that's been verified by a real test, not that stupid internet stuff.
What crypto do I invest into?

>> No.54767873
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54767873

>>54767818
>>54767865
the average IQ here on /biz/ is 150+
leave, midwit r*dditors. Stop dumbing down the board

>> No.54767910

mine is 132 and verified
i'm also very muscular
and good looking
and rich
basically just a better person

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>>54767843
>Avoid investing in picrel if you can.

Nah, women are better than drugs. But yeah already on planning on investing in those. I know that even from the "high iq" investor group, only a few surpass that sweet 7% annual growth.

>>54767873
>the average IQ here on /biz/ is 150+
Uhhuh, is that why there is no alpha posted here anymore, no new memes and the board is dead?

>>54767910
I said my IQ is 125, my EQ is way higher. Those things you mentioned don't matter if you are a boring asshole.

>> No.54767947

The only thing that matters is verbal IQ. Computers and pajeets can do the number crunching.

>> No.54767951

>>54767818
lol midwit

>>54767865
she hot who she

>> No.54767958

>>54767865
me prancing along on the right in the 3/4 pants

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>>54767932
>Uhhuh, is that why there is no alpha posted here anymore, no new memes and the board is dead?
it's like that since you arrived here, coomer scum

>> No.54767963

>>54767818
Invest in yourself, write a book if you afe so smart.
Profit.

But of course you are NOT because you are asking. You should know. You afe just a stupid robot npc who wabt easy answers. Fuckibg lazy fuck. Worthless human.

>> No.54767965

>>54767818
XRP is the midwit coin

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>>54767961
I don't watch porn. Real life women are better.

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54767997

>>54767981
Dumb fuck , I agree with you.
You are still a stupid fuck.

>> No.54768015

>>54767981
That's a fat lady though

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>>54767997
Nah i''m not stupid, just king of midwits IQ level.

>>54768015
Not too fat. Skinny, chubby, there are all kinds of nice girls.

>> No.54768047

>>54767818
Feminising hormones, breast implants, ass implants, a couple of nice wigs, lingerie and knee pads.

>> No.54768058

>>54767997
jesus christ. is that really emma watson? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. What's with her right eye? Is that the ritualized abuse?

>> No.54768064

>>54767958
that's an apron
>>54767951
probably yvonne strahovski

>> No.54768070

>>54767932
>I know that even from the "high iq" investor group, only a few surpass that sweet 7% annual growth.
exactly, so you have even worse odds than that with average IQ
play it safe and be patient

>> No.54768079

>>54767827
Also my cum all over his face. Into the dumpster he goes (after I tell him I'm not paying him).

>> No.54768152

>>54767855
Solana is fucking broken though. Its dogshit. Avax is the play for a scaling L1 and L2 solution all in one.

>> No.54768167

>>54768152
Maybe. It's compatible with chainlink too.

>> No.54768189

>>54767932
Better than drugs? ehhh...Women AND drugs...now there's an investment if you can pull it off. Only problem is it's just a little too good and can make the rest of life seem pretty mundane.
>>54768034
goodsong.jpg
Also coincidentally the type of song where at a place where it's played irl people actually have a pretty good chance of landing the coveted women+drugs experience.
But the good music+women+drugs experiences really do make the rest of life quite difficult to live up to a fraction of those experiences unfortunately.
I unironically know guys who have 'made it' in what would generally be considered the full sense of the term with the wife+kids+millions of dollars+good upstanding career etc etc and don't stop bringing their 20s and wanting to go find raves and do MDMA again...

>> No.54768222

>>54767818
if your IQ is really that high go check out Chainlink and Avalanche.

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>>54768189
In my experience they are better than drugs, but sure women + drugs is even better. And indeed nothing really does compare to it. Wife and kids are nice but they don't have that peak euphoria to them.

>> No.54768243

>>54768047
You can save money by growing your hair out

That also allows your clients to grab your hair and face fuck you