/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.54757847]

wtf is going on edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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[Anonymous No.54757852]

first for cash gang

[Anonymous No.54757858]

>>54757847
>there's people here right here, right now, buying this chart

Anons explain yourself

[Anonymous No.54757863]

Glad I sold
ABBV
fri
@
163

[Anonymous No.54757869]

Smg bros what the right response, they gave a number last time and now it even lower.

Is this the correct response.

“That a bit low from what i’m seeing that other companies are offering. That being said I care more about fit and I think the role and company are interesting. i’m open to continuing the interview process if the company is okay with it.”

[Anonymous No.54757879]

I'm refuse to post links in the other thread.

[Anonymous No.54757881]

I'm up 70% since the bottom bounce in October

feels good man, I've sold recently as I foresee some negative volatility ahead

Take care

[Anonymous No.54757887]

>>54757869
>if the company is okay with it

That's a good response if you want to come off as unqualified for the role.

[Anonymous No.54757897]

BUY BUY BUY ECONOMY SAVED NEW BULL MARKET. 16 YEARS OF PRINTING DONE WITH -20% BLIP LETS FUCKING GO BUY EVERYRHING

[Anonymous No.54757907]

>>54757869
If I was the interviewer roastie my pussy would dry up like the sahara desert after reading that

[Anonymous No.54757925]

>>54757869
tell them
that
you are
4chan
and
they will
quake
with fear
&
give you everything
tell them
500,000

[Anonymous No.54757933]

>>54757869
What a cucked response. Commit to asking for a higher salary or don't - indecision like you are showing is looked at negatively (at least, if the hiring manager is a man). If you're ok with working for 110k then just say that's fine, if not, tell them straight up you won't accept that range and that it is under the average offered in the market.

[Anonymous No.54757936]

Three smgs in the catalog all three far above page 10
How dead is this board and whne is Hiroshiomoot finally shutting it down

[Anonymous No.54757945]

Did Donald do it? Did he wear protection?

[Anonymous No.54757954]

>>54757847
Its going to be hilarious watching the bears who went short this year blowing their bear brains out

[Anonymous No.54757962]

>>54757869
Anon.. its going to be 20-30% less come year end if you holding out for better. Best advice to pick whatever salary you can afford at at Bluechip company and ride out the storm. Base case scenario you might be able to climb the corporate ladder there, better case is you have the company and accolades on your resume, where others who held out for better will have gaps to explain.

[Anonymous No.54757963]

i toooooold you. spy 411 before FOMC.

[Anonymous No.54757964]

>>54757887
>>54757933

I’m actually qualified for the role but thet want me cheap. I haven’t even gone through the interview process and i’m willing to walk.

I got competing offers for $130k+

[Anonymous No.54757966]

>>54757954
>Hedger keep shorts open for months like retarded perma bulls
>Hedgers buy puts 12 months inadvandce like retarded perma bulls
Okay, you can go back now, you did your shitpost

[Anonymous No.54757970]

>>54757936
You're right, we're slacking.

[Anonymous No.54757976]

Jews keep stealing my money. How much do I need to get an asian gf?

[Anonymous No.54757978]

>>54757964
Why don’t you take the competing offer

[Anonymous No.54757984]

>>54757962
Not my first job. My resume is actually pretty damn good for a candidate i’m trying to get better negotiations skills now that i’m able to pick and choose my offers.

[Anonymous No.54757983]

How do I get a job fast? Search on indeed and go directly through the employer or just go through indeed. I'm boiling eggs now and need a job before they are done

[Anonymous No.54757986]

LUIGI NEEDS A BIG DICK PLAY. SHILL LUIGI SOME MOVES

[Anonymous No.54757988]

Okay, I know the last thread was talking about Intel and I just woke up. Just going to write up my thoughts about the company.
>new guy is the replacement for Raja, basically another Pajeet but he has experience in cloud, so expect consumer GPUs to basically be shit but datacenter GPUs to be competitive. Neutral since Intel needs both but datacenter is more important
>Intel has no long term prospects as long as we don't see or hear about their schedule not being shit. Posted is what we know about their latest schedule, and they are executing so far but we need to see Intel 4 which is basically a semiconductor node shrink/jump without delays before it is investment-worthy long-term, regardless of everything else
>Sapphire Rapids, their enterprise CPUs, is late, and so was Ponte Vecchio, their enterprise GPUs. But they are shipping now. So the quarter is going to be better than last quarter on that alone. But it is still going to be shit.
>Intel hasn't laid any more people off so it seems like they are done on that front, and there is no telling if Pat will buyback stocks and etc. which he hasn't announced yet. The stock is still paying a dividend so there is some massive potential for the thing to rip.
If you want to bet on earnings, go for a spread around the $30 mark. I think Amazon is personally more interesting and has more gains available.

[Anonymous No.54757994]

>>54757936
I keep leaving because the jannies keep muting me for stupid shit.

"Off topic"

Unless every post I make seems to contain "and how can I profit from this" the jannies get buttmad and think I forgot they exist or some shit

[Anonymous No.54757995]

Why is there still a BBBY general? The stock is officially getting delisted and going bankrupt in June. There is literally no way to make money on it anymore. What the fuck are those retards thinking?

[Anonymous No.54757997]

>>54757978
Because i’m practicing negotiations skills and this place has a shorter commute. They make millions they can give me another $15-$20k.

[Anonymous No.54757999]

>>54757983
you go to a temporary hiring agency then get hired on full time for doing a good job.

[Anonymous No.54758001]

>>54757869
get the offer first then negotiate, the interview process is for you to figure out if the company/position is shitty and for them to figure out if you are qualified, compensation is typically dealt with after
if you get paid greater at your current job though it's a good way to weed out a lowball offer early without doing a little research on what that company actually pays beforehand
this is where having other offers and using what you were paid at previous jobs helps
also just straight out saying you want X amount, usually after you have an actual offer
it's annoying and you could say it's a waste of time so pick the companies you want to interview with carefully if that's an issue
also just go look up on glassdoor what typical salaries for that position are at that company, this shit is more or less public info if you dig a little
what is this your first job or something?

[Anonymous No.54758003]

what are some stocks that only go up?

[Anonymous No.54758005]

>>54757983
fake a disability, enough med fags that hand out the necessary papers for a donation

[Anonymous No.54758021]

>>54757994
yeah and I report you, same as a dozen other anons that simpl y had it with you zoomer discord chat group

[Anonymous No.54758022]

>>54757997
Ask them then

[Anonymous No.54758033]

tell me smiggers at what point are we in the market. im curious of smgs opinion.

bull run, bear run, mr snibbing for 10 years.


whats your opinion where we are?

[Anonymous No.54758034]

This can't be happening.

[Anonymous No.54758036]

any bond chads? What are you eyeing

[Anonymous No.54758040]

>>54758001
Well yea this is them trying to anchor me. I haven’t even gone on an interview yet, and they’re already trying to anchor me at a low price point. I don’t want to be the one that gives the first number.

Again, I can assure you i’m not desperate for this job and I am a top 5% candidate with me resume.

[Anonymous No.54758055]

I'm at work so I can't properly shitpost and brag but I told you niggers last night and this morning there wasn't any reason for the sell-off. Finna rip to 4200+ unless JPOW is bearish next week (doubt, probably just ramble about black unemployment)

[Anonymous No.54758056]

Antisemitism it is then

[Anonymous No.54758075]

Damn it hurts being a soxl holder today. Pretty much everything else is neon green

[Anonymous No.54758077]

>>54758056
Old reliable antisemitism

[Anonymous No.54758079]

>JPOW answered a prank call and revealed all his plans
YOU DID WHAT WHILE I WENT TO HAVE A SHIT!?? CAN'T I LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR A FEW HOURS????

[Anonymous No.54758085]

>>54757964
Then tell them that. You're just wasting your own time and mental bandwidth trying to weasel around.

>In our initial conversation, we discussed $150,000/year, but your recent text mentioned $110,000 - $115,000. I believe my skills and experience are a great fit for this role, and I'm excited about the opportunity. However, my minimum salary expectation is $150,000/year. I'm confident that we can find a mutually beneficial agreement. Looking forward to your response.

[Anonymous No.54758086]

>>54757986
PLUG EOSE AEHR SPCE MARA RIOT CLSK

[Anonymous No.54758094]

market up, oil down, everything is wonderful and the way things should be. It is the bond traders that are wrong.

[Anonymous No.54758095]

>>54758040
>I don’t want to be the one that gives the first number.
then wait for them to give you an official offer(letter/email/whatever)
then tell them you want X
then the negotiation process for compensation begins

[Anonymous No.54758111]

>>54758056
Always was, pal.

[Anonymous No.54758120]

>JPMorgan ETF JEPI Tops JPST for Largest Active Fund

it's over, (they) know

[Anonymous No.54758125]

>>54757995
Diamond hands anon ape strong together, this stock is straight up bananas

[Anonymous No.54758126]

>>54758034
Such retarded bullshit

[Anonymous No.54758128]

>>54758033
We are trading in a range. RANGE BOUND.

[Anonymous No.54758131]

Buy some AAPL now or wait until after earnings?

[Anonymous No.54758134]

>>54758079
>>>/a/astroturf
story is old as fuck and you decide to astroturf it now?

[Anonymous No.54758140]

>>54758128
Before we ultimately crash.

[Anonymous No.54758141]

this market rising slow and steady... impressive.

[Anonymous No.54758149]

>>54758079
>Chairman of the Fed gets fucking prank called like it's 1998 and spills the beans
I think I get why it's called clown world now: because it's fucking hilarious.

[Anonymous No.54758154]

>Bears thought we escaped the crab range
Not so fast

[Anonymous No.54758166]

>>54757847
So why does the market today pump on shitty news? Or did it drop yesterday because they knew about these news already? Are they now hoping for rate cuts again, AFTER higher PCE Core?

[Anonymous No.54758168]

>>54758154
this

[Anonymous No.54758169]

>>54758149
If you were in the telegrams instead of spookcords, you would have known this for months.

Really weird this story is astru turfed now, nothing special was said - and that one day after the astroturf on the FRB non happening was abandoned

[Anonymous No.54758172]

>i didnt sell my vix calls yesterday when i was up like $300 profit. farkin heemed

what is the tech/AI/semi equivalent of voo/vti? i've been holding soxl for over a year and never made a cent with it. im actually down like 4k holding this steaming shit stock

[Anonymous No.54758177]

>>54758169
I really don't do any of your tranny chatroom software. Sorry.

>>>/s/uckmyfuckingcock

[Anonymous No.54758185]

>>54758149
Not the only one either.
>Skinny unelected EU skeleton bitch that China made take teh subway
>G.W. Bush a fucking US president
>JPOW

I'm actually wildly impressed. Don't bet against the America right?!?

[Anonymous No.54758186]

[Anonymous No.54758188]

>>54758166
earnings expectations. Can pump some more, but with pce and job data May is not going to be a pause let alone a pivot
btw, Coinbase on the 4th, they had a great Q1 and the low liquidity market manipulation on crypto is already happening

[Anonymous No.54758189]

>>54758134
I've only just read it in the news, didn't this happen like two hours ago. I'm not tapping on my phone for every news article like a zoomzoom you know

[Anonymous No.54758192]

>>54758172
QQQ

[Anonymous No.54758193]

Waiting to slurp INTC tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54758196]

>>54758172
QQQ?

[Anonymous No.54758199]

>>54757858
There are only so many innovative companies out there large enough for me to park my fund's money into while still being able to sell to my investors.

[Anonymous No.54758201]

>>54758189
January, the clip was made in January and in the circulated by February

[Anonymous No.54758202]

>>54758140
Already bagged 6% on Verizon you can crash it now so I can buy it again

[Anonymous No.54758205]

>>54758192
thats more like the equivalent of spy though. i want that low fees like voo/vti

[Anonymous No.54758217]

>>54758177
But you read bullshit msm news and spam it on alternative communication platforms. I don't know if I shoudl call you a retard, an astroturfer or just a zoomer

[Anonymous No.54758220]

>>54758185
This is why so many companies are anal about penetration testing and send out b8 emails to wagies. Humans are easily the softest of targets and biggest liabilities.

[Anonymous No.54758222]

>>54758205
>Invesco took care of that in October 2020 by launching the Invesco Nasdaq 100 ETF (QQQM(opens in new tab), $123.90). It's simply a cheaper version of the QQQ. At 0.15% annually, it costs 5 basis points less than its sister fund (a basis point is one one-hundredth of a percentage point).

[Anonymous No.54758224]

>>54758201
that is very odd.. MSM owned by government so it makes sense they censored it like literally everything else.

[Anonymous No.54758226]

>>54758205
Find the Nasdaq 100 etf with the lowest expenses then

[Anonymous No.54758232]

>>54758201
Huh
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/apr/27/jerome-powell-russia-prank-call-zelenskiy
Posted 15 minutes ago. Are you trying to gaslight me or what's going on here

[Anonymous No.54758238]

>>54758033
We are at all points all the time. There are no points. There are only points. We are at the point of the point. Point squared. Point to the infinity power. We are at that point.

[Anonymous No.54758244]

>>54758217
I only get my news from 4chan dissemination. Also, why are you harping on this word "astroturf"? It gets very suspicious when someone spergs about a topic and repeatedly uses one term. Are you sure YOU aren't the disruptive shill?
>>>/y/oufuckingfaggot

[Anonymous No.54758252]

can we stop this retarded fake pumps holy fuck every fucking day another goalpost shifted for le no landing
every pig needs to be slaughtered

[Anonymous No.54758255]

>>54758224
the soft censorship and cheap attempts ate opinion manipulation has reached levels in the new liberal fascist west that I didn't even thought was possible after the 2013 nigger flood

[Anonymous No.54758266]

CRBP is up 100% in the last few months.

[Anonymous No.54758268]

Clearly the team with horns is winning today


https://youtu.be/Jk61PLdFaZs

[Anonymous No.54758272]

>>54758232
>only reads hedalines
holy fuck please never open a "news" page ever again, do it for your own portfolio

[Anonymous No.54758307]

>>54758255
just wait... something is about to go down for 2024. Dare i say it will HAPPEN

[Anonymous No.54758317]

>>54758003
anything that I sell

[Anonymous No.54758330]

I don't blame Powell, Merkel, Lagarde, or Bush for being 'pranked'
I blame their staff, probably some zoomer retard intern
Powell being told by his staff "hey you have a conference call at X time" just shows up
He doesn't go "Are you sure? Did you vet them? Is it really him?"
It's a failure of his team - 99% chance someone under the age of 30

[Anonymous No.54758333]

>>54758266
CRBP is actually the smartest poster in this general. Soon enough WING will collapse.

[Anonymous No.54758337]

>>54758272
Yeah I have read it and apparently it wasn't aired before so what are you gaslighting me for?? BACK OFF

[Anonymous No.54758340]

>>54758307
Nothing ever happens, this is just a slush fund for rent-seekers in the private economy that are in cahoots with the political arm of the fascist regime. They are just extremely bad at there job and might have done more to make more people aware of the New Liberal Fascism the west adopted after 2001 then anytime in the last 20 years

[Anonymous No.54758352]

>>54758337
not only spooks have inner kike circles tovarish

[Anonymous No.54758361]

>>54758340
No the pentagon just gave millions of IP addresses to a brand new shell company that no one knows anything about. Internet is about to be nothing but AI talking to eachother in about a year.

[Anonymous No.54758364]

Fed funds rate to 6.5% next week?

[Anonymous No.54758365]

>>54758003
LVMH Moet Hennesey Luis Vutton
unironically

[Anonymous No.54758377]

>>54758333
I realize that I might be one of the more diligent people in this thread because i try doing FA on individial names but im a retarded shitposter who like to oooh and ahhh at volatility

[Anonymous No.54758389]

>>54758361

[Anonymous No.54758397]

>>54757863
I work there rn. Good move.

[Anonymous No.54758403]

>>54758361
The users, at least in the circles I lurk don't seem to fall for the Artificial Indian spam - it created interestingly even more awareness and the development of techniques to get rid of third party contractors and their chat bot farms

Not even 4chan fell for the astroturfing and they really put a lot of work and effort into trying to make it look "organic"

[Anonymous No.54758415]

Uncle Joe saved the economy with his common sense leadership. We should make him President for Life.

[Anonymous No.54758420]

>>54758403
>they really put a lot of work and effort into trying to make it look "organic"
they always do, but they never realize they will never be real women...

[Anonymous No.54758425]

>Oats -4%
JUST BEHEEM MY SHIT UP

[Anonymous No.54758446]

>>54758397
What's the problem? Something specific or just stereotypical corporate stupidity?

[Anonymous No.54758448]

>>54758425
>Oats
You investing on behalf of your horse or something ? lolmao

[Anonymous No.54758450]

>>54758403
just create a great indian firewall + pump up VPN prices so streetshitter can't afford it until they starve their village and the www is readable again

[Anonymous No.54758454]

This bounce... is turning into a RALLY.

[Anonymous No.54758459]

How do crypto ETFs correlate to the value of the underlying currency? The coin is hundreds of times larger than the price of the ETF.

[Anonymous No.54758460]

>>54758450
>VPN
you mean illegal misinformation software??

[Anonymous No.54758463]

>>54758420
I mean they went so far to create an entire artificial "community" poorly copying wojacks and pepes like idiots and even found a few retarded zoomers that fell for it and spammed it around the internet. And yet, nobody took them serious and even the spook groomed zoomers seem to finally have snapped out of it

[Anonymous No.54758467]

>>54758448
uh I like cheap commodities

[Anonymous No.54758469]

>>54758454
Don't bet against America!

[Anonymous No.54758471]

>>54758448
if he was a horse owner or a horse he would enjoy lower priced oats

[Anonymous No.54758473]

>woman on CNBC bragging about shorting semis
i believe this is what you chuds call a bottom signal

[Anonymous No.54758476]

>>54758448
This is bullish for OTLY. Margins will widen now that Oats are down.

Oat milk enthusiasts wwa? Milkbreaths need not apply.

[Anonymous No.54758481]

>>54758454
yea... and no one is euphoric. It's very odd.

[Anonymous No.54758484]

>>54758003
SGML
MCD
MNST

>>54758365
LVMUY
HESAY

>>54758454
no sh!t <<<Mr. Goldman Sach's CTAs are all in longside>>> faggot

[Anonymous No.54758485]

At least yields are going up. Thats good for more rate rape hikes.

[Anonymous No.54758500]

>>54758186

[Anonymous No.54758505]

>>54758484
>MNST
Lol on one hand it's a low float insider pump, but on the other hand, selling caffeine-syrup flavored water is a wide-margin scalable business

[Anonymous No.54758509]

>>54758481
In this moment, I am euphoric.

[Anonymous No.54758517]

>>54758079
>>54758149
What did he reveal? What is his plan? Why is Zelensky important enough for the head of the federal reserve to tell him everything?

[Anonymous No.54758520]

>>54758509
Not because of any phony market maker pump....but

[Anonymous No.54758522]

>>54758481
I have come to expect face melting pumps in crab market from the flimsiest of hopium, but because I can't time a boiling egg to save my life, let alone the stock market, I never short nor buy calls on anything.

[Anonymous No.54758524]

>>54758505
> selling caffeine-syrup flavored water is a wide-margin scalable business

Indeed desu. It's the epitome of amerimutt goyslop. The best consumer staple out there.

[Anonymous No.54758531]

>>54758484
>SGML
I bought this and it went down. Where is my refund?

[Anonymous No.54758540]

Ueda Please SAVE US! You the bears ONLY HOPE!


It's chance chance chance. Let's Bobo Begin
Trans. Bulls somebody with this. One wish.
Makin' sound crash with beats. Shakin' Dancin' BoboWorld
Start! Just keep! Last Rallyは楽勝でピース
Crash! Attack! Everybody! Rock time! Big show time!
Yes No その気になっても
いつも裏切る時代(とき)だけど
投げ出す気持ちStop! 向き合うキミCRASH!!
強く願う思いは 届くから
時はBOBO! どんな時も愛する人の為に輝いていたくて
そうNice your smile keep! そういつかGet chance!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAvV0H5kY_o&list=RDWAvV0H5kY_o&start_radio=1

[Anonymous No.54758549]

>>54758531
did you buy just before TSLA ER and Chile nationalizing its lithium mines? kek. learn to buy dips and not rips chud. I'm waiting on another visit to 25-30 to get back in. But if you have a cost basis of sub-10/share you shouldn't care. it only goes up from that position

[Anonymous No.54758550]

>>54758524
MNST / Monster has actually targeted a bunch of demographics successfuly. so well.

Cooders, white collar fags, blue collar fags, white girls who like the mango loco sweet shit (my ex would have every day), gamer memelords, and most importantly, their sugar free white one is what like 30% of all gym rats drink, i swear

[Anonymous No.54758551]

>>54758517
Just watch it, good luck getting through the Great american firewall and finding it

[Anonymous No.54758561]

>>54758481
no one is euphoric because this pump is clearly fake and gay. who is buying one day before PCE print?
just technical CTA algos fucking each other

[Anonymous No.54758562]

>>54758463
>spook groomed zoomers
The FBI/ATF cant get them all to shoot up schools i guess...

[Anonymous No.54758564]

>>54758550
yes very very good marketing. They blew Red Bull out of the water at university when I went years ago. The shelves just increasingly became stocked with more Monster trash.

[Anonymous No.54758569]

>>54758517
Projected rate and volume of rate hikes apparently. Because Zelensky is part of the globohomo faggotry theater. Who knows? Who cares? It's all fake and gay, but the premise of the Fed chair getting prank called is hilarious to me. It's apparently important enough we have some faggot here consensus shaping, however. I'm just here to make some lunch money and have some lulz.

[Anonymous No.54758574]

>>54758550
>>54758564
what if I told you CELH is about to do to Monster what Monster did to Red bull.

[Anonymous No.54758576]

>>54758569
must not have been any info we didnt know about because the market isnt reacting in an extreme way.

[Anonymous No.54758581]

>>54758524
>The best consumer staple out there.
Brand-name breakfast cereal seems like a good business too. Cheerios are weirdly expensive but people keep buying them over and over.

[Anonymous No.54758582]

>>54758522
It is a fundamental that there are HUGE pump days in a recession... so it is par for the course DESU senpai.

[Anonymous No.54758584]

>>54758562
There are still enough transkid freaks that are bound to go ballistic over the next few years

[Anonymous No.54758598]

>>54758561
I am honestly waiting to see the FED balance sheet this report and see how much they actually sold off or if they still buying...

[Anonymous No.54758601]

>>54758574
yeah I've been eyeing them. I have CELH on my watchlist for at least a year now. Once the market resets and I stop trading I'll see if it's worthy of being in a long term port.

[Anonymous No.54758603]

>>54758569
could you post the clip for anons that don't know how to find it or is that a breach of contract?

[Anonymous No.54758605]

>>54758576
I concur. Which is why I posted that image.

[Anonymous No.54758609]

>>54757887
>appearances are more important than facts
Why america is dying 101.

[Anonymous No.54758610]

>>54758584
>Show manifesto
We all know it was a literal hate crime against Christian children.

Biden and his gay press sec even joked about it. Sickening.

[Anonymous No.54758611]

Why is sugar atm exploding like this? Sugar and sweetener outlook says nothing really new. Same stock anticipated stock levels since october

[Anonymous No.54758619]

>>54758603
I do it for free.

[Anonymous No.54758621]

>>54758574
CELH drinks suck elephant dick. Lord Ganesha. Hindu elelphant piss. Holy piss

[Anonymous No.54758622]

>>54758611
Inflation indicator.

[Anonymous No.54758624]

>>54758611
LONG DIABETUSSSSSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.54758630]

>>54758598
F.E.D. is buying it all

[Anonymous No.54758637]

>>54758598
This month's QT is back-loaded, so you will definitely see some shit.

And generally the BTFP program has been trending down, but last week it ticked up a bit so who knows wtf that'll do.

[Anonymous No.54758644]

>>54758610
What can be said. Americans have all the guns they need, their politicians, bureaucrats and other administrative personal and the fascists from the ngo and private sector may dwell in gated communities but can bleed and die just like any other humans and the US hasn't had the security capacities to protect a few local fascists for years

[Anonymous No.54758654]

>>54758611
A big reason is unfavorable weather in Brazil and India.

[Anonymous No.54758666]

>>54758611
we went over this during the forced COVID lockdowns (remember the ones police would pull you over for, unless you were a "critical occupation"). Sugar is cheap calories, will sustain you with a tummy ache for a long time cheaply. They stock piling the D.U.M.Bs

>inB4 source

[Anonymous No.54758674]

>>54758205

VGT is probably the closest you'll get, it only has a .10 expense ratio. It's missing some of the same top 10 holdings as QQQ but it you buy some VOX too you should cover most of them

[Anonymous No.54758677]

>>54758446
lost the cash cow patent

[Anonymous No.54758685]

>>54758611
It's probably one of the better plays I've heard of around these parts, as a blue collar man a large portion of my coworkers chug down energy drinks and coffee. I do not because I don't think my employer deserves the level of devotion me pumping my body full of (probably) self harming stimulants would give them, but my fellow wage slaves apparently do not mind.

[Anonymous No.54758689]

>>54758425
are you really trading oat futures?

[Anonymous No.54758702]

>>54758666

[Anonymous No.54758715]

>NASDAQ 2% green.
>SOXL still lagging behind
Glad I didn't buy 2 days ago

[Anonymous No.54758719]

>>54758131
now

[Anonymous No.54758731]

>>54758425
I am eating oats this very moment. I put raisins, honey, olive oil (in place of butter), and cinnamon in them. I hope my next tub of them is cheaper. I still have 2 tubs stored tho.

[Anonymous No.54758750]

>>54758654
>>54758611
yup Brazil and india got jacked by El Nino

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-04-18/chance-of-el-nino-threatens-sugar-s-much-needed-supply-boost?srnd=markets-vp

Coffee and OJ up for similar reasons.


On the downside look at WEAT, CORN, SOYB. US Wheat crops terrible quality after this winter. China is getting plenty from Brazil for corn and they cancelled it also causing fears for US zoybean.

[Anonymous No.54758758]

>>54758564
Would you go out with me to buy energy drinks together and do a taste test? And we can get all amped up on caffeine and have fun.

ticker symbol MNST

[Anonymous No.54758761]

>>54758666
sauce

[Anonymous No.54758762]

>>54758731
based oat connoisseur

[Anonymous No.54758767]

>>54758731
wow john wayne sure looked different when he was young

[Anonymous No.54758769]

>>54758702
Head on a pike. This is just a recommendation

[Anonymous No.54758774]

>here's your ytd performance bro
we have around 21 trading days / month plus minus some nigger, fag and jew holidays.
until now, in around 84 trading sessions, the biggest companies in terms of market cap are pumping 25%+
how can anyone be unironically bullish?

[Anonymous No.54758779]

>>54758550
>their sugar free white one is what like 30% of all gym rats drink, i swear

[Anonymous No.54758782]

>>54758685
They don't do it for the work alone. They'd be addicted either way. Have overweight aunt that's at home all day drinkinf this garbage.

>>54758750
Eh, ok. 2 years ago it was La Nina fuckin up coffee, now it's only fuckin up sugar? Oddly specific.

[Anonymous No.54758786]

>Market PUMPING before 2 massive FED reports.
And this board is fucking empty... I wonder where everyone went and what other new mission all the bots were sent to...

Very strange

[Anonymous No.54758788]

>>54758779
why did u post this anime picture, do u masturbate to this specific anime girl?

[Anonymous No.54758789]

>account balance April 20, 2023
>2000$
>account balance April 27, 2023
>400$

I fucking wish I could blame inflation but it was mostly taxes and insurance
fuck this shit

[Anonymous No.54758798]

>>54758611
The fire rises

[Anonymous No.54758802]

>>54758750
El Nino, La Nina. All of these things are bullshit from overfitting models. All these climate patterns are bullshit. Stop believing lies to fund green energy nonsense. Idiots. They just make up Spanish words and throw them at you, and you dipshits believe them.

[Anonymous No.54758809]

>>54758702
Lol what a faggot

[Anonymous No.54758810]

>>54758788
I was expanding on your point about monster's demographics, and no, not to this one.

[Anonymous No.54758814]

>>54758802
And it's highly problematic using gendered terms.

[Anonymous No.54758818]

>>54758702

[Anonymous No.54758820]

>>54758814
+1 Like haha we should move to Truth Social

[Anonymous No.54758841]

>>54758820
Nah fuck you.

[Anonymous No.54758855]

>hanging out with my boss in her office working on a project
>gets a sudden phone call
>overhear most of the conversation
>it's a headhunter asking her if she's currently looking for work
>says she's happy where she's at
>recruiter asks her how much it would take to relocate to the Northeast and take the job
>says she can't even think of a figure because she's so happy where she's at
>"what would it take? 180? 200?"
>"probably more than that, let me call you back after work"
Ngl, I've never been more impressed by my boss than right now. There's absolutely no chance she leaves because her husband owns a small business here and she hates the cold but I respect the hustle.

Also my AMZN 110 calls are gonna fucking print.

[Anonymous No.54758858]

>>54758774
>META +99%
Why didn't I buy

[Anonymous No.54758868]

>>54758702
don't particularly care for this guy. caused quite a bit of damage and won't even own up to it

[Anonymous No.54758869]

>>54758786
0tde gamblers got btfo and everyone went bust

[Anonymous No.54758877]

>>54758758
>>54758779
>>54758810
>>54758788
makes you think how "organic" these memes are kekekeke
https://www.pinterest.dk/pin/1003528729442704064/

>>54758802
bullshit or not my CANE shares are feeling good YTD

[Anonymous No.54758881]

>>54758397
I tell you though, it was by far the best stock I picked for my son in the program he is in. We had to originally pick 3 stocks to long hold out of a list of maybe 120 eligible (for the program). I didn't know shit about stocks, and had never heard of ABBV at all, but the chart looked right to muh tism. It was $107. In Nov or Dec last year we got one last sell one choice and I opted for ABBV because I knew the patent was expiring "next year" (now this year). Usually it takes a couple of weeks to get the approvals but for some reason the man took all the way up till this last Fri, and I sold it near the morning peak right after the email came.

[Anonymous No.54758883]

>>54758858
>META
This is an astoundingly fucked up daily chart.

[Anonymous No.54758884]

>>54758858
because they were flushing billions down the toilet on a just maybe project in a rising interest rate environment

[Anonymous No.54758888]

>>54758774
That tech pump is one of the most dystopian and zogged sights I've ever seen in my life, right after the 2020 money supply expansion graph.

[Anonymous No.54758893]

>>54758841
Why don't you want to move to Truth Social you fucking libtard cuck.

[Anonymous No.54758894]

>>54758868
>>54758818
>>54758809
>>54758769

[Anonymous No.54758903]

>>54758858
I believe at the time they were remaking second life. For my part I thought the original second life was fine and didn't need remade. Clearly the stock market thought differently, and now I hang my head in shame.

[Anonymous No.54758904]

You guys told me the METAverse was a meme

[Anonymous No.54758910]

If you didn't buy calls this morning, you hate money. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.54758916]

>>54758786
people here suck at trading. One college kid here was gambling on 0DTE and blew up his account two days ago. that rocker/fathands guy kept saying we should short the market and go long on UONE before juneteenth. topkek

[Anonymous No.54758924]

>>54758858
because every non retard with two (2) working brain cells looks at facebook, instagram and cash burning ps1 graphics metaverse dogshit and stays away from it
>b-but Zucc said muh AI
yeah fuck off as if this retard is ever doing anything original or useful. he just jumps on the next hype train and burns billions

[Anonymous No.54758929]

>>54758786
This is the most classic fucking bull trap. Q2 earnings will be abysmal.

[Anonymous No.54758930]

>>54758702
People simply misunderstood him. That can happen.

[Anonymous No.54758931]

>>54758893
Anon I was being facetious and referencing the language policing of forcing Spanish, an inherently gendered language, into a genderless one. If you can't detect that sarcasm, or take that joke, you should quit the internet right now.

[Anonymous No.54758932]

>>54758904
it is, but maybe it won't be in the future

[Anonymous No.54758934]

Two bearish days just to end up at 4125 again. The crab is too powerful.

[Anonymous No.54758936]

>>54758910
now you post it...

[Anonymous No.54758940]

>>54758932
Hate these stupid ass tech stocks and their 100000 P/E

[Anonymous No.54758948]

>>54758916
Holy shit, UONE got mugged. What happened there?

[Anonymous No.54758959]

Didn't the gdp come in way under estimates and the inflation measure the fed prefers come in flaming hot? I guess this is a melt up day to liquidate shorts but holy shit does it not make any sense

[Anonymous No.54758961]

Wow so it turns out some shitty bank in San Francisco cutting its dividends actually doesn't matter at all... it's almost like I've been saying that for 3 days while you retards bought puts at the bottom

[Anonymous No.54758963]

>>54758940
This is funny because META's P/E was like 12 for a little bit.

[Anonymous No.54758967]

>>54758936
Look, if you don't check @JimCramer every morning and after hours, I don't know what to tell you. That's like ignoring the FOMC or never looking at the bond market.

[Anonymous No.54758970]

>>54758959
oh but it does...

[Anonymous No.54758972]

>>54758916
I never post my trades publicly because I'm secretly afraid indexes watch this thread and will inverse me into the poorhouse the moment I declare them. Paranoid beyond belief I know, but I've seen an awful lot of "coincidences" in my time here.

[Anonymous No.54758977]

>>54758963
Fuck I should have bought

[Anonymous No.54758983]

>>54758931
I don't speak Mexican

[Anonymous No.54758984]

>>54758959
especially since they used MSFT and META good boys to pump it. but WTF do I know, clown markets gunna clown i guess..

[Anonymous No.54758985]

>>54758959
>the inflation measure the fed prefers come in flaming hot
Today is the irrelevant and dumb PCE prices data. Tomorrow we get the actual PCE numbers.

[Anonymous No.54758991]

>>54758619
so you cant provide the clip or would it be a breach of contract?

[Anonymous No.54758990]

>>54757995
Ever seen the nobody general on /x/? I went there once for horror greentext stories and that thread caught my interest. Turns out it is a bunch of faggots high on their own farts. BBBY general is the same shit.

[Anonymous No.54758998]

>>54758967
lesson learned senpai. I wont disappoint again.

[Anonymous No.54758999]

>>54758972
More like your broker does PFOF. You can't win.

[Anonymous No.54759005]

>>54758983
Well, sucks to suck I guess. Anyway, fuck you, you're an autistic nigger with no sense of humor.

[Anonymous No.54759006]

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT BOIL WAS FARTING UP A STORM
AAAAAGGHHHHH I COULD HAVE BOUGHT

[Anonymous No.54759007]

>>54758888
It's because zoomers, millenials and even some X are collosal tech faggots. It's an identity. Same as car guys. Now there are tech guys and they don't necessarily have to be the classical nerds. It's that they simpyl always buy the newest tech shit.

Can you believe that I still preferably use panels with TN-Technology rather than IPS? IPS has better colours, yes, but the letters are somewhat grainy and after some time fuck my eyes. And I have tested several different IPS (Fujitsu, HP, ASUS all busness models) monitors. It's all garbarge

[Anonymous No.54759020]

>>54758985
jobs data and housing numbers.

[Anonymous No.54759022]

>>54758990
>urns out it is a bunch of faggots high on their own farts.
I cant find the WIKI how on this... can you help me learn this trick?

[Anonymous No.54759034]

>>54758991
Did you really get a new IP for that?

[Anonymous No.54759035]

>>54758789
The IRS took my slurp money then caused the market to dump. They played us all!

[Anonymous No.54759039]

>>54759006
>not watching every penny move BOIL makes

[Anonymous No.54759041]

VVIX. Look. Look at it. Keep looking. Glue your eyes to the screen.

What's that noise. Clicking noise. Clacking noise.

[Anonymous No.54759044]

>>54758984
>its real

[Anonymous No.54759045]

>>54758910
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH oh no no no no

>>54758940
well at least they have a P/E > 0 ... that's like an effort trophy!

>>54758948
no clue. Musk blocked access to search on Twitter unless you have an account. Used to just go to nitter to get it but they finally shut off the API access there too. https://gizmodo.com/sun-sand-and-zombies-wish-you-were-here-1850354390

[Anonymous No.54759047]

>>54759020
True, but I'm not sure how much the F.E.D. weighs at claims and pending home sales vs. the other stuff.

Also
>housing
those numbers must've been stellar given the price action in ITB.

[Anonymous No.54759051]

SQQQ bros you sold before MSFT earnings right

[Anonymous No.54759056]

>>54757847
How can I get historical implied volatility data for options

[Anonymous No.54759057]

>>54759041
are tigers by any chance roaring in the forest?

[Anonymous No.54759063]

>>54759005
>>54759005
Would you please explain the joke to me using vocaroo. Sorry not so good at understanding it over text, I am a listener not a good reader. I'd really love to understand the joke im sorry

[Anonymous No.54759064]

>>54758689
Why wouldn't I? Buy low, sell higher. Too bad for me it went somewhat lower than I expected, but I'll survive. It's a good buying price, you buy now at $315 and not only will it easily go back to $340 you might even see $370 within a couple of weeks. Unlike FRC or BBBY, Oats futures aren't going to $0.

[Anonymous No.54759071]

>>54759045
https://stocktwits.com/symbol/UONE is worth a look. Apparently they sold off MGM National Harbor? Whatever the fuck that is.

[Anonymous No.54759076]

>>54759034
Curious. You seem to be engaged in that astro turf, cant provide the clip or cant you legally post it for breach of contracts

[Anonymous No.54759079]

>>54759063
Here you go lil nigga:

https://www.hookedonphonics.com/

[Anonymous No.54759081]

>>54759057
No. There's no roaring. VVIX is below 100. Well below the naughty naughty line.

So the forest is quiet. Silent. Pindrops. Eye of the glass. The baboon ventures out of his cave.


The baboon is fine leaving the cave. Why. Tell me why the baboon is okay with leaving the cave, and use VVIX in your explanation. Go.

[Anonymous No.54759092]

>>54759020
Not a good sign for a pivot.

>Jobs Data: still not enough unemployment to stop hikes
>Housing: Constant fud about housing having bottomed

[Anonymous No.54759096]

>>54759056
Pay up or build your own dataset

[Anonymous No.54759103]

>>54759064
>MORE OATS THAN EXPECTED THIS SEASON, MASSIVE OAT SURPLUS FORCING FARMERS TO LOWER PRICES
You should be careful not to jinx yourself.

[Anonymous No.54759104]

>>54759092
I am optimistic and expect another 0.25. Hoped for a pause

[Anonymous No.54759120]

>>54759081
because of the clickity clack skeletons in the cave?

[Anonymous No.54759123]

>>54759079
Is this a link to the deep web or dark web? I don't want to get myself involved with the vast, dark underbelly of the internet because of these links.

[Anonymous No.54759140]

>>54759045
>Musk blocked access to search on Twitter unless you have an account. Used to just go to nitter to get it but they finally shut off the API access there too

wrong link
https://gizmodo.com/twitter-elon-musk-social-media-api-search-bar-1850382363

>>54759071
>Mar 13, 2023 Updated Mar 13, 2023

>Urban One has a $145.5 million pay day coming up next month. The company on March 8 issued a “put notice” that requires MGM National Harbor to buy back all of Urban One’s minority investment in the gaming resort in suburban Washington.

>The Alfred Liggins-run media company made a $40 million investment in MGM National Harbor, which opened its doors in December 2016. Since then, the investment has been paying Urban One attractive dividends. Now IT has given the resort’s owner that it has 30 days to repurchase Urban One’s seven percent interest in the casino for cash.
https://www.insideradio.com/free/urban-one-cashes-out-its-investment-in-mgm-national-harbor-casino/article_4438c394-c17f-11ed-b4fe-238ea65dc8df.html

[Anonymous No.54759150]

>>54758959
it does make sense, market is pricing in a fed pivot. gdp number is lower, meaning economy is slowing, which means the rate hikes are doing their job, meaning fed might pivot. economy is not the same as the stock market.

[Anonymous No.54759162]

>>54759140
>Urban One
>minority investment

[Anonymous No.54759165]

>>54759123
Nah, it's legit. Got an SSL and everything.

[Anonymous No.54759174]

>>54759120
No. The baboon lives in the cave. There are no skeletons in the cave except for the carcasses of the animals. Near the forest. The cave near the forest is their home. The baboons leave their home.

The forest is so quiet the baboon just leaves their place. VVIX is low.

These are the metaphors that Bridgewater uses in their investor letters. They always use forest metaphors. For example they described volatility shock in volmageddon 2018 as "gorilla gangrape"

[Anonymous No.54759177]

OOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.54759193]

>>54759174
>These are the metaphors that Bridgewater uses in their investor letters
this can't be real

[Anonymous No.54759203]

>>54759150
>market is pricing in a fed pivot.
here we go again with this nonsense...

>1 more booster shot, I-I mean rate hike and we go back to normal, i mean pivot!

[Anonymous No.54759215]

>>54759177
pump has some mother fucking legs... wow!

[Anonymous No.54759217]

>>54759203
Its earning season, of course its going to pump on bullshit. Profit from it and use the permabulls as profit liquidity

[Anonymous No.54759219]

>>54759203
is this real? Youtube link?

[Anonymous No.54759221]

Recession has left the building.

[Anonymous No.54759222]

>>54759193
Hedge fund investor letters are super entertaining and they usually use non-financial terminology all the time. A lot of times you can feel the tone of the letter, it's palpable when a CIO is pissed off at the markets.

Bridgewater loves to use forest / ecosystem metaphors in their letters to investors. Their description of volmageddon in 2018 was great. A hordge of huge silverback gorillas gangraping a dead forest buffalo so hard that the forest buffalo explodes all over them (metaphor for selling too much volatility at once)

[Anonymous No.54759243]

ABBV sisters whats going on

[Anonymous No.54759253]

>Amazon put to call ratio is 0.5
Watch this still giga pump AH

[Anonymous No.54759259]

If you thought MSFT and META were hard carrying the market, wait'll you see AMZN's blowout earnings.

[Anonymous No.54759269]

>>54759051
No, I’m fucked

[Anonymous No.54759280]

This market is so funny.

[Anonymous No.54759316]

>>54759280
Funny how? Funny like a clown??

[Anonymous No.54759331]

>>54759221
up up & away to SPX ~4350pts

[Anonymous No.54759336]

Nice day for shitcos this

[Anonymous No.54759340]

>>54759221
>Recession has left the building.
Meaw-ACCK!

[Anonymous No.54759343]

>>54759316
kek
someone post the related gif

[Anonymous No.54759347]

>>54759259
Amzn is gonna miss. Packages are showing up next day that took 4 days last year. No one is consooooming

[Anonymous No.54759354]

Bobo i just wanna talk

[Anonymous No.54759356]

oh my goodness

[Anonymous No.54759357]

>>54759219
Here you go
https://youtu.be/_inUax_RTUo

[Anonymous No.54759361]

>>54759340
Well 0.5 it is

[Anonymous No.54759363]

>meta up a gorillion percent
they can't keep getting away with it

[Anonymous No.54759366]

>>54759343

[Anonymous No.54759370]

>>54759280
Back to 4150 by the end of the day?

[Anonymous No.54759373]

>>54759347
If no one is consoooming then why did Meta report increased ad revenue? Checkmate atheists.

[Anonymous No.54759375]

>>54759357
>Dr. Basedberg
Lol.

[Anonymous No.54759377]

SOXS Bros.. what the fuck happened

[Anonymous No.54759388]

Amzn puts, snap calls

[Anonymous No.54759390]

>>54759375
What the FUCK?


Why did I type out the word onions but it came out as based?
Holy fucking shit this is insane .

[Anonymous No.54759393]

>>54759347
If you want to buy puts go ahead, I'm not playing amzn myself

[Anonymous No.54759394]

>my boy Russell 2000 is finally waking up
oOOOooooOOOOooo

[Anonymous No.54759395]

the crash is over

[Anonymous No.54759396]

>>54759366
checked

[Anonymous No.54759409]

>>54759377
AMD and NVDA are powerhouses.

[Anonymous No.54759412]

>>54759373
I’m surprised they did. I haven’t used Facebook in years and barely even use Instagram

[Anonymous No.54759415]

HOOKED

[Anonymous No.54759418]

>Bobo going insane on how the market could be green

Youre wrong, that's it.

[Anonymous No.54759427]

this pump smells so fake and gay
if the fed pivots or halts next week a crash is 100% guaranteed

[Anonymous No.54759434]

>you will buy the chips

[Anonymous No.54759442]

BOIL chads where you at. Feels good to always be right

[Anonymous No.54759443]

limit up day tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.54759450]

Bears are retarded niggers

[Anonymous No.54759451]

Meta ad revenue is up bc everyone and their idiot friends are buying adds on credit cards to start busn that will fail within 6 months as they go back to wage cucking

[Anonymous No.54759461]

god it will feel so good to be free from 2 more weeks spam until the next "big one"

[Anonymous No.54759462]

>>54759412
So? Enough people still believe that those platforms are used and spend their marketing budget on it advertising to the few boomers and young GenX

[Anonymous No.54759472]

>>54759442
Wait, seriously, you're still losing money trading BOIL in April 2023?

[Anonymous No.54759473]

>>54759390
is it summer already?

>>54759442
>flipped from KOLD to BOIL now back in KOLD.

BOIL-KOLD Snibs is the true path desu

[Anonymous No.54759474]

market will crab between 4000 and 4200 for the next 50 years

[Anonymous No.54759495]

>JUST PRANK MY SHIT UP

[Anonymous No.54759498]

OK, we ran QQQ to 320. Now we dump.

[Anonymous No.54759499]

>>54759427
Crash ain't happenin next week lol.

[Anonymous No.54759509]

RED CANDLES OUTLAWED IN USA
NO MORE RED CANDLES ALLOWED
PRINTING RED CANDLES ILLEGALLY WILL RESULT IN CAPITAL PUNISHMENT

[Anonymous No.54759510]

>CNBC Stock Draft
Yikes

[Anonymous No.54759511]

>>54759427
Slurp my bags

[Anonymous No.54759514]

>>54759509
That fascist DeSantis is trying to legalize them in Florida.

[Anonymous No.54759521]

>>54759495
>he admitted a recession is necessary to curb inflation
>market pump like crazy

[Anonymous No.54759531]

AMZN earning predictions?
Based off everything else fuck it might hop up to 115.

[Anonymous No.54759533]

why would you prank jpow he's like the nicest guy

[Anonymous No.54759535]

>>54759532

>>54759532

>>54759532

[Anonymous No.54759537]

NVDA to 600 by eoy
Sorry about those puts bobotards.

[Anonymous No.54759567]

>>54759533
can you provide the clip or would that be a breach of contract?

[Anonymous No.54759594]

>>54759500
>>54759500
>>54759500
>>54759500

[Anonymous No.54759618]

>>54759509
THAT MAKES NO SENSE; CAPITAL PUNISHMENT WOULD MEAN YOU LOSE CAPITAL. BUT WE NEED CAPITAL TO KEEP GREEN CANDLES.

HENCE: RED CANDLES WILL RESULT IN FREE CAPITAL

[Anonymous No.54759717]

>>54759472
What? No im saying im a boil chad and want to see and talk to fellow boil chads.
>>54759473
Exactly. Sold my kold at 75 this morning pre market and put it all into boil. Currently masturbating thinkin bout that free money honey

[Anonymous No.54759753]

>>54758205
VUG

[Anonymous No.54759816]

JPOW is such a faggot for going 25 bps. Higher CORE PCE shows it.

[Anonymous No.54759932]

>>54759340
She's absolutely correct.
>>54759361
25bps is my guesstimate.

[Anonymous No.54762038]

So mumus got an exit pump and they're euphoric
Mumus gonna mumu