/wfh/Chads Assemble

[Anonymous No.54742107]

>barely any work this week
>binged on junk food multiple times in past few days while skipping gym but confident that won't happen now
>in a new team filled with temporary consultants and contractors and we've all been dumped on a work area and there's not enough work for this week

How often do you sit in your comfy wfh set up and randomly laugh out loud at the thought of being paid so much for so little? For me, it's 2 to 3 times a day.

[Anonymous No.54742146]

Opposite for me
>absolutely slammed with work
>3 huge deals on the brink of closing (tech sales)
>have put in 35 hours this week and it's only wednesday morning

Lots to do but at least im gonna make a lot this month. Plus I might be going on my first ever work-sponsored trip next week

[Anonymous No.54742154]

>>54742107
Usually at least once a day, usually when I go to play some vidya at 10am while smoking a J
t. 6 figure WFH chad

[Anonymous No.54742155]

Chingus
>Chungus
I work
>bubkis

[Anonymous No.54742176]

Usually when I'm about 4 hours into a hobby and somebody from work asks me a question, and then I just go back to working on my hobby.

[Anonymous No.54742180]

Who here hybrid
I work extremely hard in the office and keep up the appearance that I'm a valuable asset, the on my 2-3 WFH days I literally only reply to messages and use a mouse jiggler

[Anonymous No.54742189]

>>54742107
Based binge-bro.
Rolled out of bed at 9:57 for 10am standup, replied to a few emails then decided to take it easy for the rest of the day and do some shitposting.

[Anonymous No.54742233]

>>54742180
Dude it's easier
Open notepad
>Type some gibberish
>ctrl+F for a letter in that gibberish
>put something heavy to hold down the Enter key

You'll show as active all day

The trick is to also uninstall all Microsoft MDM spyware from work.

[Anonymous No.54743368]

>>54742146
Based salesnigger

These threads are odd cause sales actually has to work to make money. We’re essentially turbowagies. Nothing feels quite as good as a commission check that equates to 3 months salary, however.

Enjoy ur trip make sure to blow out that expense report, if you’re with fellow sales chads drinking makes sure to throw at least one piece of food with your 18+ drink multi hundred bartab

[Anonymous No.54743393]

>>54742107
sell signal

this is obviously not sustainable

[Anonymous No.54743413]

>>54743393
Oh WAGIIIIIIE

[Anonymous No.54743433]

>>54743413
I'm also wfh, crypto company
it's just that this is not sustainable, it's the truth

[Anonymous No.54743459]

>>54743433
>id: COPE

Just keep pushing the status quo and you'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.54743477]

>>54743413
A toast!

As for me, I go into the office 2 days per week. I work hard there, then mostly slack off on my wfh days like >>54742180
I just want the money to keep rolling into my bank account. I'm an important part of the team with niche compaby specific knowledge so they can't get rid of me either

[Anonymous No.54743973]

>Entire area is WFH
>Colleagues always say they're busy
At this point I'm sure they're bullshitting like me. My job takes at most 4 hours per day to complete, I always have spare time to go lift weights and hang out with my friends. I'm never going back to an office, fuck that shit.

[Anonymous No.54744034]

>>54742107
>be me
>wfh chad
>1 day a month i go in for a few hours for the big team meeting, everyone leaves after
>wake up, turn on machine, open word doc, golf ball on keyboard
>zzzzzz

[Anonymous No.54744116]

>>54744034
Seems a lot of people have work spyware on their computers
My company tried to foist some sort of remote access thing on me - I installed it on my office desktop but not on my laptop. Not had any questions about it so either no one is checking or it being on my desktop has them fooled

[Anonymous No.54744136]

>>54742107
I've been reasonably busy working from home this week.

[Anonymous No.54744140]

>>54744116
not too worried bout it, underpaid and too lazy to leave

[Anonymous No.54744141]

>>54742189
that's wine in the glass, right?

[Anonymous No.54744476]

>>54742180
>>54742233
>>54744034
>>54744116
Do people actually autistically watch your "active" status? I never bother with that. Some people just straight up disabled their status indicators. I leave it on because who gives a fuck if they know I'm not actively at the computer right now. I have access to the chat on my phone so I can answer questions from product guys or lower tier engineers right away. At my company as long as you are actually producing something at a reasonable rate no one really gives a fuck how many actual hours you work. My team is always way ahead of schedule on contracts that rely on other companies anyway. We just put that stuff first and get it done months in advance then boeing or whoever the fuck isn't even done on time and the project goes a year longer anyway.

>>54743973
This is what it's like for me. I do actually work, and I even get just as much done as when I was in the office. Except now I get to go lift whenever, go work on my racecar whenever, help my wife with the littles when she needs it, walk the dogs, whatever needs to happen. Plus no commuting. Save the porpoises or something right?

[Anonymous No.54745316]

>>54744476
>This is what it's like for me. I do actually work, and I even get just as much done as when I was in the office. Except now I get to go lift whenever, go work on my racecar whenever, help my wife with the littles when she needs it, walk the dogs, whatever needs to happen. Plus no commuting. Save the porpoises or something right?

Same + building bluecollar skills like welding and mechanics for when the shit comes falling down.

[Anonymous No.54745329]

>>54742107
fully remote accounting chad. thinking about gunning for a fully remote government accounting job, for 100% job stability for the rest of my life.

[Anonymous No.54745342]

>>54745329
Why not work both at the same time?

0 × 2 = 0

[Anonymous No.54745359]

Absolutely, literally, completely nothing TWICE is still utterly nothing

[Anonymous No.54745367]

>>54745342
dont want to risk losing a comfy government sinecure over my own jewish greed

[Anonymous No.54745573]

I work from home. I get paid $150k to occasionally send an email in between sessions stroking the dolphin to videos of this broad getting pounded in the ass. My boss just gave me a performance review, praised me for the work I've been doing, gave me the highest possible ratings, and I got the largest raise in the department's history. Do I feel guilty?

Not. One. Bit.

[Anonymous No.54746264]

>be gov worker
>gov in leafland is striking right now
>its only 1/3rd of the lower paid jobs (admins)
>i literally can't do any work because of it
>can't work even if i wanted to

[Anonymous No.54746335]

>>54746264
I'm a Zog worker and I've been in a meeting where my literal ESL supervisor repeats 10 minutes of content for 35 minutes straight. Started shitposting again after the first 15 minutes when I got the gist.

[Anonymous No.54746368]

>>54746335
The best is watching them fuck up a presentation and nobody gives a shit because nobody is listening as we're all WFH doing literally anything else

[Anonymous No.54746410]

>>54743368
Yeah sales is tough, especially right now. However I work at a small software development agency (we build everything from small websites for restaurants to enterprise tech for f500s and universities) and our government work is going absolutely nuts right now. We're overhauling basically every government website in Chicagoland (or in the running for it) as we speak.

I may have understated how small we are - my boss (the founder) and I are the entire sales team. We have 14 engineers and a project manager though. So I'm gonna *try* not to blow the budget since it'll come right out of my paycheck lol.

Problem is it's for a government agency in Nevada and they're headquartered in, yes, Vegas. so it'll be fun

[Anonymous No.54746421]

>>54745573
>stroking the dolphin

[Anonymous No.54746430]

>>54743368

My father worked in sales for a long time. He dropped a corporate salaried job for it for short-term income growth and always told me it was a wrong move. Unless you're actually pulling in absolutely huge money 300-400K/yr+ I don't think the lifestyle is worth it. I make 250K on salary and I assist with sales but it's not my sole responsibility. I am only 30 years old. I had people telling me to go into sales earlier in my career because I could make maybe 250-300K but the sales lifestyle would mean I'm selling all the time to do that. Maybe I got a 5-7 year head start on that income level, but now, I get my paycheck every 2 weeks on time and not a cent different. There's a HUGE psychological comfort in knowing it does not rely on continued sales forever. Like I said I'd only go into sales if I was making like double. People that do sales for like 50-100-150 make no sense to me unless they couldn't get a job like that otherwise on salary. It needs huge upside to be worth it.

[Anonymous No.54746441]

>>54746264
Gov work can be really comfy if you're in a good area for it. My fiancee is in admin at a top school district (in a state with great public worker pay, and a pension deficit to prove it) and it seems like a great job. WELL over 6 figures, great benefits, pension, etc. Good stuff

[Anonymous No.54746600]

>>54746410
WAGIIIIIIE

[Anonymous No.54746647]

>>54744476
>>54745316
lmfao sounds like we're all in the same boat. WFH surely is a great way to self-improve and make progress once you're ready to ditch all that shit.

[Anonymous No.54746649]

i started breathing property using the wim hof method. now ill never buy weed again. another $500/mo for slurping.

there's more to it but basically you can get stoned by hyperoxygenation.

>sit down and breathe deeply, focus on nothing but breathing
>completely fill your lungs on the inhale
>pause
>slowly exhaust all the air until you can't exhaust any more
>repeat for at least 3 minutes
>each breath cycle should last at least 15 seconds
>when you are ready for liftoff take one last deep breath, maxxing out your capacity.
>stand up

euphoria every time not to mention the health benefits

[Anonymous No.54746679]

>>54746421
Not sorry.

[Anonymous No.54746709]

>>54746600
That's fine. I'm 23, it's a good role

[Anonymous No.54746769]

>>54746679
Based dolphin stroker

[Anonymous No.54748382]

>>54746709
The time you waste is worth less and less as you age. Conversely you are spending the highest value time of your 20's waging

[Anonymous No.54748443]

I'M
CUMMMMMING