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AAAAAAAAAAA WTF IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO UP
It's finally happening.
WE DID IT BIDENBROS
should I just get my IRA contribution out of the way now? Feels weird not being able to touch the money for 40 years
>mfw links got margin called away>mfw my face got called away
Fuck you mumu
What a poorly made thread
>>54731029already recovering
No regrets
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL EVERYTHING ITS OVER
ya winning son?
Anyway, so how about them gaps from the end of last month on the S&P?
I should have named itthamaking this really quickbecause no one else wasthen goingtotakeashitedition
Why is AMZN tanking so hard today bros? Earnings report got leaked or something?
>>54731029fuck me
>>54731035>>>/r/eddit for links, tranny
Looks like some of you could use an easy win. Buy MONI
all in gold (GLD) :3
>>54731022OPERATIONWAKANDA
Starting to become bullish given all the doom.
>>54731047Their business model can't survive without free Fed money.
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE EXCESS DEATH OF THE WORKING POPULATION?!?!!?This market is FUCKED!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE2RH89r3YM>https://rumble.com/v1znzrq-40-increase-in-excess-mortality-senator-johnsons-covid-19-vaccine-roundtabl.htmlWe haven't even started to collapse.
>a few red days after months of green and retards are already doom postin g
>>54731069Meds
>>54731052Penny jesus, is that you?
>>54731028https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/rule72t.asp
>>54731058All in NASDAQ futures long. lets goooooo
I'm shorting food stockshttps://www.tiktok.com/@wffnews/video/7223852085601701163?_r=1&_t=8bnLRJfYU5W
25bps rate hike odds are going down. Will the odds go lower?
>>547310317.5/10i laffed
>>54731072>banks going down 50% in a day is normal
>>54731072The last month has been solid yellow
GCTK load the boat!
>>54731069Kek vaxxies
>>54731055buy PHYS
Reminder this is *without* DXY piercing above 102.
Wen moon?
>>54731077Yes and checked
>>54731076that's your argument? >Full willful ignoranceFull willful ignorance
>>54731069Oh the smart people that didn't take the jabs and boosters have been screaming about them for a long time. But its too late, the labrats didn't care to listen, so I stopped caring to warn them. Give it time, long term effects will kill them all by 2024/2025.
>>54731072>months of green
Inb4 it closes flat.
>>54730999
bobo niggers are you selling the bottom. kek
>>54731051I'm sorry retardbro bit you should have just sold at 16...
/OJ
>>54731112Meds
>>54731123
and just like that the recession began...
>>54731110You made me a shit ton with DGTW and a few others (I forget the other crown jewels)What's the latest with MONI? That broad still running things?
What happens to SOXL at open tomorrow bros...
>>54731132/POOP
>>54731124post longs with timestamp
>>54731066I will laugh if AMZN has to shut down some of their subsidiaries like Twitch to save more money since the layoffs are not working out as well kek.
MSFT earnings save market?
>>54731083How many bepis til the market capitulates?
>>54731141How does, 17.81 sound ?
>>54731134>Talking about the clot shit>tells someone to take more pharma medsThe Irony is not lost.
SPX 350 EOJULY
>>54731132What the FUCK is going on with sugar?
>>54731154Amazon's earnings are gonna undo anything Microsoft accomplishes
Wish me luck tonight bros
>>54731083How ironic. It will be 25 bps though.
>>54731148
>>54731088>falling kinfe stock that already shat the bed 3 weeks ago keeps falling>retards act as if it's some sort of doomsday trumpetLmao
Anything I should pick up now that the market is tanking? I'm not invested in any stocks right now so I didn't get hurt.
>Yesterday /smg/ was full of spice posters>today it's full of schizos
>>54731193TSLS
>>54731178Good luck.
my girlfriend is gonna break up with me when she finds out about these losses
HE BOUGHT HAHAHAHAIMAGINE LITERALLY, FIGURATIVELY AND INDISPUTABLY THINKING IT WAS A NEW BULL MARKET LOL AND LMAO TOGETHER
>>54730999Do I yolo on some cheap FRC $9 calls and see what happens boys
NIGGER
One more hour of excitement.
>>54731203you'll still have your internet frens on 4chan
Thinking SQQQ might be the play buckos
>>54731171Cheap calories... people stocking up for the 70% of paycheck needed for food stuffs coming.
>>54731210*UONE
>>54731198What's wrong with Tesla?
I'm just glad we're not crabbing anymore.
>>54731220at under 40! You are fucking right it is son.
uh, VIX1D bros...
>>54731246I'll wait for MSFT earnings first though because you never know
>>54731252
>>54731045I am aware of the gaps.
>>54731183I said post longs with timestamp.
>>54731257DID SOME ONE SAY AI!?!?!>AI?!AI?!>AI?!AI?!>AI?!AI?!>AI?!AI?!
>>54731139I told everyone to sell dgtw and put it into MONI before it went 50X.>What's the latest with MONI?The guy that owns and 10% of the preferred shares of MONI had a stroke about a year ago. He is selling MONI and his controll block to an air charter company out of California that has been in business for 18 years. It's gonna fuggen run hard again. Get some before it does. >That broad still running things?what board? Ihub? No, that place is about as bad as here now.
the only thing green in my portfolio is UFAB lmao
>>54731072local snib range broke along with a complimentary vix spike. that's why.
>>54731277>The guy that owns and 10%100%
Next leg down on FRC lol.
All these big tech layoffs have me worried. Buying the dip feels like such a gamble.
>>54731195Celery and fucking onion powder are not "spice" dumb apefrcian nigger.
my amazon play failed. stoploss triggered.back to mostly cash. atleast the loss was small
>red vomit market>retail piles into SQQQ thinking it's happening>tech reports good earnings>+3% tommorrow
is it time to slrup
I got three letters for you: DRV
Why is Carvana getting heemed? Aren't used car prices still pretty high
>>54731303It doesn’t feel like there’s much more downside than upside right now. This is why I sold my tech stocks during the past few weeks. Probably means we’ll go up though.
>>54731083>-1.5% down day>WE DEMAND NEGATIVE INTEREST RATES NOW OR EVERYTHING WILL COLLAPSE
>>54730999I got some money lined up to invest. When is the big crash hitting?
>>54730999It's been pre-bunked. Stop fear posting chud.
>>54731321I've got a used car to sell you.
>>54731321I dunno, did Cathie Wood just buy some shares?
>>54731331*it does feel
Ladies and gentleman you are experiencing The Joe Biden Economy. You are being swept up in a Joenado. Soon, you will get to experience the joys of a Joe Biden Society as well. And it's everything.
>>54731321becase Carvana is a dogshit company that failed to make money during a massive financial bubble
>>54731306I understood why yuropoors got so upset over garlic and onion powder. A clove of garlic and a raw onion is the average meal for a yuropoor and it costs basically a weeks pay for them. So I can understand that turning it into a convenient powder would upset them.
>>54731336literally two more weeks
>>54731352That's true
line goes down
Bobros ..... they tried to BURRY US
>>54731338Here's how 2 consecutive quarters of negative GDP can actually be...a good thing.
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
I wish I shorted all the SPACs during the 2021 boom. Are there any SPACs that are still worthwhile to short?
>>54731178
The best part of entering a recession is seeing all the retards in denial at their decimated portfolios.
is frc a slurper I can't tell
>>54731365>BURRY
>Facebook running low on hopium
>>54731350And then one day, for no reason at all, people voted for Hitler.
Thanks white people!
>>54731338>if we just ignore it maybe it will go away
>>54731195It's just me
>>54731372ASTR and SPCE both have fair values of $0.
>>54731377Decimation is a good thing.
Is Twitter down? I tried to get into the site and its not connected? I wanted to read more financial shit.
Bond bulls eating good tonight
How many hours until earnings?
>>54731376da dabba da duppa da dup
Took a two month break from /smg/, when VIX is crashing the market is boring as fuck. My port literally moved 0.15% in the last 3 months. The fuck did you all talk about these past few weeks? How's the SKYT fag doing? Did he rope?
>>54731392I'm thinking SPACs that are still active and searching, on the premise that they decide to merge with a dogshit company and the price tanks from $10.0 to $3.0 or close to that.
>>54731377i bought todaythinking about selling a put
>>54731393I mean, it's a sign that /smg/ is healing at the very least.
I sold my sqqq when it hit 15 yesterday.
>>54731410>The fuck did you all talk about these past few weeks?crabs
>>54731410It's been a ghost town. I developed a new trading strat but I'm still working the quirks out. I'll do a big post when it's working consistently.
>>54731403saw a ffcb10yr 6.08% on the secondary today. Slurped a few at par, it's already at 100.1
>>54731338MSFT is pre-bunking its earnings.
>>54731410Nothing, everybody just left.
>>54731321I'm looking for a used car myselfIt's unferior to Craigslist, it's not even close
>>54731410>0.15%THIS FAGGOTDON'TFUCKWITHBOIL/KOLD
>>54731321Yes but carvana paid even higher for their stock and overpaid for adesa purchase. It was also ran initially by a unironic grifter CEO. Why do you think carvana is anything but a footgun?
>>54731167Maybe somewhen later this decade.
>>54731440*inferiorTf is unferior, l sound like dubya
>>54731439There’s also some fucker banning anons for lust-provoking image posting. I just want to know if a bepis hike happens will it drop the market or is bad news still good news?
Maybe I was wrong to bet the folio on zero revenue growth stocks
>>54731271Holy cope
>>54731460Understand that the janitors almost exclusively transgender, so posting beautiful women can be triggering for them. So stop posting cis women or face the consequences.
Buying SOXS at close retarded or based?
>mfw msm keeps talking about emerging markets being the best bet in 2023>mfw I got $120,000 riding on ETFs focusing on Ching Chong and Poo Pajeet Rakesh markets>mfw they're 11% behind the Shit and Piss 500>Obligatory mfw I have no faceMorale? Never listen to msm, never bet against the US of A
>>54731486based idea. retarded entry. wait for the pullback anon.
>>54731321>negative yearly income is more than its entire market capAnon....
>>54731430>>54731439Guess others had the same idea to take a break from the crab. Looks like debt ceiling shit is going to bring some entertainment soon though. >>54731442>smg was so bored they started fucking with the widowmaker Never trade because you're bored anon. Just walk away.
>>54730999Are wash trades illegal?
bobos getting really cocky todayhmmm
>>54731509No, but they just say fuck you and adjust your average.
>>54731494Did you forget the UK is an emerging market now
>tfw you buy SOXL
>>54731518Oh, does that mean one should never wash trade?
>>54731513Better slurp that FRC dip bro.
>>54731410Low volatility smg is boring as fuck, it's just bobos and mumus having the same catfight day after day after day. But it's great on days like this
I wish VIX1D was on robinhood. Id have nearly doubled my money. What brokers have it?
>>54731513yeah this isn't exactly a breaker popper. not sure what all the hubbub is about.
>>54731508We are simply trailing Europe in terms of collapse. We are in the denial of a financial collapse phase, but we will soon enter the "ok we were wrong but just accept it" phase very soon.
>>54731522I thought lefties said that kids don't go through these kinds of procedures. They weren't lying were they?
>b-b-but the SOXL_shill said 200dma was a solid strateg-ACK!
>>54731410my port is flat for like two years now, it's gone up and down but i'm basically even from 2021.
I'll be frank with you lads, I'm thinking about buying some Enphase Energy before markets close. Am I retarded?
at least I tried
>>54731553safe & effective
>>54731520>Double digit inflation>Brown prime minister>No notable industriesYou know...
>every single bear coming out of the woodwork>/pol/ tourists showing up with 2 more weeks spam>ccp/kgb shills showing up with dollar collapse fud>they were here in march during the bank scare>they all left after we reversed>they are back
>>54731508I'm far from boredit's the closest I cometo knowing how to tradeanything elsemight as wellbelottoscratcherstome
>>54731546I'm going to need the collapse in Euopiean equities to happen faster so I can buy BTI at generational prices.
>>54731520>>54731578I'm going to be living in London for a few months starting next month, anything I can profit from? I'm there for work but I mostly just wine and dine people for a living and don't actually do anything all day, so I have plenty of time for finding other things to do
I want to tie that Put are not da wae tranny to a whipping post and scream into a bullhorn in that faggots face for hours on end, >KILL YOURSELF BULL TRANNYOver and over and over and over
>EARLY MOC IMBALANCE 67 MLN BUY-SIDE.
>>54731570Threadly reminder that all beaner women blow up like balloons before they even hit 30.
>>54731584>>/pol/ tourists showing up with 2 more weeks spamwhy today though? it's not even that bad of a day.
>>54731553>2023 this is normalWhy is the market crashing?>>54731069Wake up- this shit is about to get much worse.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE POWER HOUR?WHERE IS IT?
>>54731584>>/pol/ tourists>>ccp/kgb shillsRemember faggot, YOU are the one who installed Biden, and YOU are responsible for causing a second great depression. This is YOUR FAULT.
>>54731605I recommend doing like the rest of us and fucking them beforehand, anon.you're doing it wrong
>>54731523I mean, you can, but there really isn't a point to. I'm a sperg and hate seeing that W in my account though lol.
>>54731584>>they all left after we reversed>>they are backMaybe because it didn't reverse... it just gap filled, and as you said:>>they are backThe crash never stopped.
>>54731320DRVs you to bankruptcy
Tech chads. We're healing
>>54731605>blow up like balloons before they even hit 30.
>>54731633Yeah it bugs me too.Since the cost basis went up does that mean even if I sell the newly bought stock at a higher price than what was bought I will still lose money since my cost basis is higher?
>Super Micro Computer incIs this a real company?>Supermicrocomputer
>>54731648why do women hit the wall so hard?
>>54731522What exactly are we looking at?
>>54731605All women, it's their best feature
I just got off the phone with Snopes and they told me the bottom is in. Stop selling you chuds.
>>54731657hallo sirs plz buy supermicrocomputer dank u
>>54731540Not mine
>>54731664Neovagina made of someone's own colon because prepubescent hrt causes the dick to not develop enough for it to be usable for the surgery. Then ensuing neucrotizing tissues due to mutant e. coli originating from the colon.
200+ points instantly when Microsoft and Jewgoogle post massive gains
>>54731657>>54731675man that's a name from the past. those used to be pretty popular in like 2000.
>>54731684Please tell us that you're making this up.
>>54731685My body is ready
>>54731669It's a feature alright, but not a good one.
>>54731694No, it's all true. I saw it in some twitter screencap thread's OP.
>>54731616Fed is doing that at behest of US Banks to 'save the dollar', McCarthy is in place to make sure no (or very few) stimmies go out this time.This is currency war and US is about to fire a big salvo at BRICS. Biden admin will be a casualty.
Is this really about banking fears again? Or do people know tech earnings are going to be shit? I'm guessing it's the latter, because crypto and bonds are up, which makes sense in anticipation of stock market drop, but not a general liquidity crunch.
SINK RATESINK RATEWOOP WOOPSINK RATE
>>54731711>McCarthy is in place to make sure no (or very few) stimmies go out this time.As kino as getting free money was it made no fucking no sense in hindsight
>>54731698I feel blessed to live in this golden age between scarcity and ubiquitous weight loss drugs. Is the osempic company public, btw? They're definitely going to be massively wealthy
>>54731711Biden is going to win a very easy 2024 election. You can tell they are already putting the pieces in place to cheat again.>no debates
>>54731713whole crypto market cap is like 1/3 of AAPL alone your digital shit doesn't fucking matter retard
>>54731604>-2%it's the first big day we've had in a long time, and its the first of many.
>>54731698You would think they would be incentivized to stay skinny just to keep getting free drinks at bars and shit, but apparently there are enough retards that like the chubby phenotype that they can still get those privileges when they fatten up.
>>54731739Hoeflation means they get free alcohol at bars even if they're as fat as a hippo.
FRC is tanking again
>>54731693never heard of it. the only think i remember from 00s was dell or gateway or emachines or compaq
WOOP WOOPWOOP WOOPPULL UPWOOP WOOPWOOP WOOPPULL UP
>>54731751Sugoi, can't believe it's gonna hit 5 dollars
>>54731764>>54731751Should i do it
>SOXS above 22
>>54731656Yeah, basically operate thinking you can't touch something you sold at a loss for 30 days unless you want to eat that original loss.
>>54731772Yes. I just bought at $8
>>54731772Buy puts? Yeah you were supposed to do that yesterday though
>>54731739Men have absolutely no standards anymore so it doesn't matter what women look like. Zoomers allowed this to happen and they only have themselves to blame.
MINUSONEFITTYHASBEENBREACHED
>>54731778Darn.Least this lesson only cost me $100.
>>54731751>end their meeting yesterday with no Q&A after being given loans by the FED and not a bail outWhy is FRC crashing smg?!?!?
>>54731662Idk anon, but those who don't look sooo much better in their 30s than in their 20s.
>>54731779Enjoy getting delisted. :^)
>>54731455I said end of july,It will happen
>>54731735If he gets the nod. President Blinken has lost the confidence of a large chunk of the US establishment. They think Ukraine is not going well and the sanctions have been a strategic fuckup which has put the dollar in question, so he's being blamed.It's not really his fault, Ukraine proxy war was a stupid gambit by USA, but I expect musical chairs as new faces are dropped in to try to execute the same stupid plans with even more conviction.
>>54731734I don't have, never have had, and never will have crypto. It's still useful barometer for risk appetite.
>>54731809Never gonna happen
>>54731817no it's not because it's too small
>>54731664the trans catch 22.>grow big dick that can be inverted, realize you're a man in the process.>take puberty blockers early, get colon fake pussy, defeating the point of a fake pussy.
>>54731788>Zoomers allowed this to happenNot by choice. Zoomer males are so fucking screwed because of dating apps. Women now have a buffet of the hottest men in a 10 mile radius to choose from, at all times.
do i buy more vix calls?
WOOP WOOPJUGGALOSWOOP WOOPJUGGALOS
Looks like MSFT data was leaked... IDK if AI will be bale to help them tonight.
>>54731823Your money will be gone by Friday lmfao.
How long go down?
>>54731800oh i agree. some women you see that don't eat like shit are like late 30s and you're like damn she good lookin
>>54731640
>>54731813If your claim is seriously that Biden's reelection hinges on Ukraine, I will be disappointed when he inevitably gets another four years
>>547318555 years of crashing, followed by 10 years of crab.
>aapl closing at the lows
>>54731839Well then they have to sacrifice themselves to correct the problem. Once the roasties are dried up and ready to settle down, zoomers cannot cave and marry them. They must embrace wizardry for the good of mankind
>>54731865frankly, assuming it's not rigged, as long as the GOP just puts up someone lukewarm, they will smash easily. Nobody is having this old fucking skeleton in office when the only reason he got elected is because he wasn't Trump. I can't stand another four years of this fucking fuck after the covid fiasco. Get him the fuck out
>>54731846I'm taking big deep gulps of copium right now and pretending they're just shaking out the weak hands before earnings
>>54731869But that's literally my fetish.
>>54731817It’s a barometer for neomania
>>54731813>DNC refuses to have debatesIt doesn't matter what happened last 4 years... The republic is gone.
>>54731846Is that seal OK?
SHOULD I BUY BEFORE CLOSE
>>54731848Id be so heartbroken if my $800 dollars evaporated. How will i afford my ramen noodles now?Anyway, worst that could happen is reverse split. Never bet against banks.
>>54731888You don't have debates if your nominee is the incumbent retard
>>547318555ever (that's more than 4ever)
>>54731893WHYNOTJUSTDOITINTHAAFTER HOURS
Feels good holding tlt
>>54731893MSFT yes
>>54731897>newline after every sentenceChecks out. Nobody is actually this retarded after a bunch of banks just failed.
>>54731810You forgot to mention which year.
>>54731846MSFT and GOOGL will send us straight to hell if they miss earnings. Having big tech miss earnings plus a regional bank crisis will kill us. And oh yeah:>BoJ shenanigans on Friday>FOMC next week>AAPL earnings the day afterGot help us it FRC fails this week. It’s going to be a bloodbath
>>54731893The selling didn't slow down at all. It's liable to gap down tomorrow quite frankly. 406 on SPY seems to be some "cute" level which means it's going to absolutely obliterate that the same way it did 408 today which was also a "cute" level.
We're fucked aren't we
>>54731897>worst that could happen is reverse split. Never bet against banks.Anon... it wasn't even 2 months ago SVB failed. Do you understand how this works?
>>54731933>The 2 weeks has finally elapsed
>>54731913Not an argument, chudI can type how i wantDoesnt make a differenceRetard.
>>54731936Not yet. There are still bids.
>>54731897>Never bet against banks.doesn't apply when the bank is dogshit, anon
SUPERMICROCOMPUTER
>>54731698lmao
>>54731938Svb isnt frc. On the whole, it is retarded to bet against banks. Enjoy your nogains
>>54731954Comparable to SKYT today
>>54731926this year, this summer, this timeline.
>>54731945Dumb reddit shill. Get fucked.
>>54731933Apple is next week? Oh no wonder I didnt see it this week.>inb4 them warning of a recession was them daying a dump is coming just to dab on many retail thinking they were trying reverse psychology and thus retail going "we already had one/already in one, so it wont dump more BUY BUY BUY!"
>>54731960>Svb isnt frcYes it is. They are very similar situations. The only banks that you shouldn't be against are the Big 4.
UUH OHHH,The working age wagies are not able to hold the economy up anymore- more and more.
>>54731968Post your shorts, nigger
>MOC IMBALANCE 651 MLN SELL-SIDE.
ALMOSTMINUS ONE SIX
>>547319600/10
is investing in ai the biggest fleecing ever? the machines can literally just make up their own balance sheets to rug investors.
SQQQ bros keep on winning
>>54731735no debates or primaries for the dnc because the dnc primary is rigged and they dont want tulsi and yang shitting on biden for 3 months before the election
>>54731934You see how it's approaching 406? That is all artificial bot pattern. It shoves down then just sort of giggles and tip toes around like 406.2x then it starts to move for real. And that "real" move is the actual downside move that hasn't even remotely let up yet. They move it around like this to fuck with the option market.
>>54731977Kek baggieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeszz
Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?
I'm pink wojaking right now
Wow, imagine that, a bunch of faggot retail bears go nuts on the slightest speculation and suddenly we give up everything YTD. Jesus fucking christ shorting should be illegal, bunch of reactionary assholes.
This sell OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>54731980Post your fake FRC position first faggot. You won't because it doesn't exist.
>>54732012-1.74%
MSFT and GOOG give us some big fat misses
Damn.
SOXL CALLS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW LIL NIGGA. DO NOT SHORT INTO EARNINGS. 406 IS THE BOTTOM
Holy guacamole, Id'v'e thought we'd get some kind of bounce off 240 for S.M.H. Guess not.>>54732012Still red YTD, but stellar today.
>>54732019Wait are you actually no joke seething right now?
>>54731989It's a scam because they are just expensive toys. Machine learning algorithms for improvement of manufacturing and logistics are nothing new and don't need to come from the tech giants. Shit like chatGPT costs 0.03 cents PER WORD and doesn't actually provide any productive labor.
>>54732019Kek baggies
OH SEEEEEERS
>>54732030>y-youre lying! >youre just a troll!Okay bud. Cope harder
>>54732012>-1.98%
>>54732019we haven't even started
>>54732012My portfolio is in shambles again AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>54732012Bought my first option ever :)
FUUCK should have sold before market close!
>>54732012-0.8%
>>54732012STAYEDCASHTHANKS TOTHA(((PDT)))
My retarded VIX gamble might break even at this rate.
>>54732056Imagine thinking you can fix the civilization-ending mistakes of a demented 80 year old retard president by shilling online.
And just like THAT!
>>54732012Kana a shit
>MSFTretard exuberance is coming back
Down day fully retraced in the after hours?
>>54732019>shorting should be illegalFUCK OFF ELONYOU FAGGOT FUCKING ANTICHRIST
>>54732012>Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?-49.29% today
>*MICROSOFT 1Q REV. $52.9B, EST. $51.03B>*MICROSOFT 1Q EPS $2.45>*ALPHABET 1Q REV. $69.79B, EST. $68.99B>*ALPHABET 1Q EPS $1.17, EST. $1.09Techbros, we're saved...
>>54732047>>54732041Go ahead, justify it without resorting to sweeping generalizations about muh recession or some other bullshit that bears have cried about for a year
>>54732089It’s pumping
>>54730999>FRC PND
Are any of you guys making any money? It doesn't seem like it. It's like one big sad cry circle in here. I'm only here to help you and God knows you need it. Just buy some MONI tomorrow and relax.
>have day limit order that didn't fill>still shows pending>can't make new AH orderfucking fidelity kikes
Guidance.
>>54732037I need someone to market my product the way they shilled this woma so hard Id be rich
>>54732019>>54732100Cope harder shill.
>>54732120Do it yourself ya lazy cunt.
MSFT>287.00>+11.58 +4.20%
>>54732100Well I'm a retard mostly in 0 revenue tech so actually this is bad for meBut it's not really a complicated story, the Fed propped up the stock market for almost 15 years and now the rug has been pulled. On top, debt is getting more expensive in a historically levered economy. The car is starting to rattle, people find out they get nervous, and before you know it, a lot of people are getting shaken off the car
>>54732012msft dragged it down badly but at least i managed to hedge slightly with spy puts
>>54732137No, she didnt do it herself anyways. Will feel good if my idea pulls of tho. Out of the wage cage for good. Dont even have to keep playing this manipulated market
>>54732141Goddammit
I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE TO BUYING MSFT CALLS FUCK
>>54732088How am I shilling?
>>54732161Well, excelsior my nigga.
>AMZN pumped after hoursWhat
Alright so what are the odds Microsoft is at the same price as close at open. Ive seen this one too many time where people could make a lot but then the pump or dump completely reverses and goes right back to the price the stock was at close
How does MSFT help insolvent banks?
What a beautiful candle
>>54732142Yeah exactly, just a bunch of doom. Imagine the number of people parroting this kind of shit in the 80s or even the dot com bubble. Shortsighted bullshit.
Bobo really bet against the global consumer lmao
>he actually doubted MSFTGo back to your wagie cagie, Bobo
>>54732172You're clearly a seething plebbitor.
>>54732189Strong consumer, according to Visa Computer.
>>54731069This only affects my 2035 positions. the beta today isn't even touched
I'm glad Visa is up but I should've put my monsy into MSFTOh well
>>54732230Higher for longer lol.
>>54731430Anon is your strat a bot strat or do you just mean manual? I really want to try implementing some trading bots with various strats, be cool to get a trading programming general going
>>54732196Bobo wrong again. I wonder how it feels to be wrong every time all the time?Must be tough being a loser in all aspects of life.
yeah i'm thinking a 2% green day tomorrow sorry bobos
>>54732232let us know how your visa contracts go tomorrow
>>54732198So you would've sat through the 50 and 80 percent corrections in SandP and Nasdaq back then, kek. Or bagheld Dotcom failures until the bitter end
>>54732240Yeah, but that's a problem for Future Mr. Market.
>>54732245looks like they sell it off before market open tomorrow
>>54732108for real. It's just a bunch of whiners. CXAI, MARA, RIOT for me today. And it looks like GOOG, MSFT can talk up some more AI
>>54730999My only regret is not buying more Visa calls
>>54732223Youre deranged. I have never been a redditor and you have literally zero evidence to suggest that I am. Im not even shilling FRC, you are making shit up
>>54732221Now prove you are a mumu by showing us those MSFT calls
Look at all these organic 1PBTIDs telling you that the bottom is in.
>>54732097are you FRC at 30/share baggie? Didn't you sell that crap yesterday and got into CXAI today?
>>54732273Shut up I got banned
Oh hey, finally a day with decent volume. 94.6M shares on SPY, the highest all month.
Very nice, very nice.Let's see the guidance?
>>54732260Kekd. Considering options is the easiest way to get rich that is probably what can happen for the sole purpose of dangling the carrot of riches in front of you, all you have to do is wake up and sell tomorrow, only for it to open at the same price as close and the charts completely scrubbed of after market hours chart behavior. Really makes a person look questionable "it was at $300!" only for the charts to never show that prices over the last week.
>>54732283Google doesn't do guidances. Up to MSFT pajeet
MANDEEP STOP
I shorted CMG into earnings. I am never going to financially recover from this.
>>54732298Wait, really? Do they at least have an earnings call?
>>54732267If you're not a plebbitor then stop posting like a plebbitor.
>>54732304NiceI'm going to go get a burrito for dinner tonight
>>54732304why? what posessed you to short the only non goyslop food option?
>>54732304Sorry, CMG is the next BRK.A
>>54732273Just noticed that after you pointed it out. If pajeets can easily push coins with a ton of 1pbtid it wouldnt surprise me if a few people paid one of those pajeet teams to post here. Probably cheap of you dont make a large request, i recall seeing some anon post one of their ads before
>>54732309Again, youre deranged. The redditposting thing is a meme and youre retarded.Kill yourselfIdiot.
>all these strong earningsI got bear trapped
>>54732308yes they do earnings calls. Why do you think I'm gambling on AI meme trash like CXAI. All they need to do is keep the nasdaq from breaking down while saying AI every other sentence to get the algos to pump #meme trash into the opening bell tomorrow.BTW, Apple hasn't done guidance since COVID started and I think Tim Apple is going to keep it that way like Google has always done. Too chad to attract new investors because everyone will always buy some GOOG or AAPL in their portfolio one way or another.
>>54732273can you make a trip so i know when to buy? people like you post like CLOCKWORK when the bottom is in. i'm assuming you won't be around for the next few months after this week.
>>54732268No calls, just purchased 5k worth before close
>>54732315>>54732320>>54732328I fell for the consumer is getting tapped out meme. Anyway it's a cheap borrow on IBKR and I need the cash to keep buying TLT and IEF, so I will hold onto the short until my thesis eventually plays out.
>>54732345I saw that too, wasn't it that pepe coin or something like that?
>>54732355Go back.
>>54732371Tapped out of money for food?
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>>54732389Well, for quality burritos presumably. Short CMG, long YUM (they're the guys that own Taco Bell, right?)