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Oh great and powerful Market, we beseech thee to hear our prayer for First Republic Bank. We beg for thy mercy and protection over this financial institution, that it may not fall into ruin and bankruptcy. We implore Saint JP Morgan, patron of finance, to intercede on our behalf and provide the guidance and wisdom needed to save this bank and our financial system in general. May the trading gods favor this institution and grant it stability and prosperity once again. We pray with all our hearts and souls for the recovery of FRC and the preservation of our economy. Amen.

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>>54729920
Let it all burn.

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Amen

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>>54729920
ooh. that 31.6 esg risk rating. not looking good for first republic

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Here my prayer.
I am enamored with all of mankind. The little frogs of 4chan, joking around. And the bankers of first republic, nervously making exit plans. All are my friends! We are only here a short time.
Thank you.

>> No.54730532

Oh great and powerful financial corporations, we humbly beseech thee to save our beloved First Republic Bank. BlackRock, please bring forth your immense resources and expertise to rescue our dear bank from the brink of collapse. Goldman Sachs, we implore you to use your financial wizardry and connections to restore confidence and stability to the market. Morgan Stanley, we call upon your skilled bankers and traders to navigate these turbulent times and guide us to safety. State Street, we ask for your steadfastness and commitment to excellence in safeguarding our financial system.

We pray that these corporations, along with other benevolent financial institutions, will come together in a spirit of unity and cooperation to rescue our bank from the precipice of destruction. May they work tirelessly to restore the stability and prosperity of our financial system, and may their efforts be blessed with success.

Oh, Saint JP Morgan, we ask that you intercede on our behalf and use your divine influence to aid in the salvation of our beloved First Republic Bank. May your wisdom and guidance lead us to a brighter future. Amen.