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Cryptobros BTFO.

You and your 1's and 0's are the joke of the world of finance.

It's over.

>> No.54710928

>>54710922
jew no kill jew

>> No.54710931

>>54710922
unironically bottom signal

>> No.54710932

>>54710922
bottom signal

>> No.54710953

>>54710931
>>54710932

No it's not.

This is bad.

It's going to keep away new investors.

>> No.54710960

>>54710953
>It's going to keep away new investors
And that's a good thing, dumb money will buy the top

>> No.54711019

>>54710953
I don't care about crypto. I only care about BTC. 99% of crypto are scams and people should be afraid.

>> No.54711030

That uncanny valley kike also said unvaccinated are literally hitler, and now covid vaccines arent even approved anymore in the US

>> No.54711032
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>>54710922
>The video presents a mixed view of crypto. It highlights several scams and poorly managed companies in the crypto sector, emphasizing the risks and volatility involved. However, it also acknowledges the potential usefulness of crypto in the future, although it remains uncertain. The text advises caution when investing in crypto, suggesting that people do their own research, invest only what they can afford to lose, and avoid suspicious situations.

Thanks to my AI gf I didn't have to watch a second of this shit.

>> No.54711036

>>54711019

BTC is a scam too.

>> No.54711059
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>>54710922
E banking also comes with 0 and 1
And stocks
And forex
Is that scam too?

>> No.54711100

>>54711059

I can turn those ones and zeros into fiat with bank withdrawals.

So no.

Not a scam.

>> No.54711159

>>54710953
Haha lmao

>> No.54711238

>>54710922
it's extremely bullish when they have to drag out their propagandist for 80iq animals.

>> No.54711301

>>54711100
So you mean I can't cash out crypto via
usdt > Fiat?

>> No.54711417

>>54711019
Btc is the mega scam

>> No.54711457

>>54710922
How much was bitcoin when this guy came out with his first report on crypto?

>> No.54711556

>>54711036
>>54711417
Cope.

>> No.54711624

>>54710922
Why is everyone on American media Jewish? Very strange.

>> No.54711652

>>54711100
>I can turn those ones and zeros into fiat with bank withdrawals.
so crypto is not scam either

>> No.54711815

>>54711457
March 12, 2018. BTC ~9500. Looks like 10k might be programmed after all

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>>54710922
Da fuck why does this bottom signal happens now.

They are lowering rates soon aren't they?

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>>54710922

>> No.54712804

>>54711100
What do you think happens when people want to trade their BTC for USD, dipshit?

>> No.54712828

>>54710922
Oliver has always been gay. Anyone who watches him is gay too.

>> No.54713022

>>54712828
I used to think he was informative. Now it's obvious he's just a mouthpiece for the establishment who sounds smart to retards

t. retard

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>>54710953
thats just less dumb money

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>>54710922
I LOVE LAUGH TRACKS

>> No.54713168

>>54713022
He’s unironically just Jon Liebowitz unretired.

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>>54710922
Does he talk about how FTX was a money laundering tool used to pay for democratic super PACs?? Oh he left that part out, probably didn’t have time to discuss that after talking about crypto being a ponzi scam for 30mins…

>> No.54713330

>>54713022
I lost respect for him when he did that blast piece on Trump to start pushing calling him Drumpf. It made zero sense because it was his grandfather who changed his lastname to Trump, that the entire family he spawned had received as a last name, and at that time, Trump was the only one still name calling, why the hell should anyone stoop to his level.

Yes I supported the democratic party back then. My how times have changed so quickly.

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>>54713234
uh oh

>> No.54713518

I'm only 4 minutes in and I already need to take a break, because it's just really disingenuous.
>lists cumrocket as an example of cryptocurrency
>proceeds to say people often buy cryptocurrency based on confidence in the author of the coin
the implication being, cumrocket was temporarily successful...
because people just really believed in the founder and not because it's just a funny name.
another one
>we're not gonna talk about the merits of 'blockchain'
>we already did that 5 years ago
so the implication being, cryptocurrency has only become riskier in the last 5 years, without any real improvement.

>> No.54713632

>>54713518
None of what he said is untrue, the biggest problem is because of shitcoin exchanges people obfuscate this trash with bitcoin

>> No.54713681

>here's how terra luna's stablecoin algo works
>it's too complicated to understand!
>shows a 30 second video that easily explains it
yes, algo stablecoin is a totally dumbass idea.
but come on, it's not a complicated process or concept.
then talks about celsius
>they were giving upto 18.6% interest!
>a normal savings account only gives .006%!
also incredibly disingenuous, the majority of their staking rewards were less then 10%.
but if you can frame it as they promised 20%, it sounds like an obvious scam, with regards to traditional stock market.
13 minutes in now, half way done...

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>>54710922
He literally showed uncensored furry porn on cable TV and advocated for sterilizing kids with puberty blockers.
I would not take anything he says, let alone financial advice, seriously.

>> No.54713761

>>54710922
He looks more like a chud than chuds.

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>>54713518
>we already did that 5 years ago at the local bottom of the last bear market when the total market cap was 6x smaller

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>>54710922
>use DNC funded exchange to funnel money to DNC
>once it's usefulness expires stage totally believable collapse
>after collapse use DNC funded propaganda outlets to explain how your staged theatrical production shows why you shouldn't buy crypto goy
massive bottom signal

>>54711417
also this

>> No.54713907

>>54711100
>I can turn those ones and zeros into fiat with bank withdrawals.
Heh, you're in for a rude awakening kid

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finsihes talking about celsius but didn't even bother to mention jessica khater
>steph curry & tom brady did an ad for FTX
only fraudulent businesses hire celebrities to help them market.
>FTX uses quickbooks! it's absurd!
using quickbooks is evidence of a fraudulent business...
because the CEO under 30, didn't know to implement a process similar to other multi-billion dollar businesses.

>> No.54713955

>>54711059
these homeless niggers don't need even more handouts, they need to be cleared out.
If you want to give money to these drug addict bums you have been brainwashed by the ZOGbox.

>> No.54714092

>be a failed z-list comedian that no one in bongistan cares about
>move to the states
>mutts literally worship your shitty jokes and ugly bugeyed visage
what the fuck is wrong with america

>> No.54714107

>there are still companies out there making all the same claims,
>and I'm not saying they are all scams
>maybe these 3 are the exception
>but here's a couple other CEX's
so hold on John.
I thought this peice was about cryptocurrency, but the only thing we keep talking about is fraud on Centralized Exchanges.
this is just another disengenous assertion.
guilt by association.
cyptocurrency = CEX.
and since many CEX's are a scam, then cryptocurrency is a scam.
>I like to end the segment with a reccomendation, and we'd call for more regulation, but I'm not sure that's a good idea because it'd be more liegitmate
>it would make a risky investment look safer!
clear astroturfing.
the entire premise there is retarded, people who purchase cryptocurrency understand it is an incredibly high risk and speculative investment.
but John's argument here, is to make us be contrarian, and say, 'no john! regulation would be great, then people would be more informed about their investment!'
>the main thing you can do with crypto is gamble for more crypto
alright, so people DO, understand the risk of their investment.

>> No.54714132

>>54713720
>He literally showed uncensored furry porn on cable TV
It's not porn it's HBO

>> No.54714165

>>54710922
Look at that jew rat face

>> No.54714175

>>54710928
they've said so many times before
>we're a comedy show
>we don't need journalistic integrity!
>because it's comedy!
didn't bother to make fun of SBF, in a 'polycule' relationship, having cocaine fueled orgies in the bahamas, buying shitcoins, all with customer money.

>> No.54714604

>>54713234
after watching it I was like, when they spoke about FTX, why didn't they make fun of kevin from shark tank?
then I read your post and remember the DNC superpacs + donations.
well, kevin said on multiple occasions, FTX was a super safe investment and SBF's parents were auditors or accountants or something, which was blatantly false, and he had absolutely no reason to believe that.
and then Kevin went in front of congress and bitched he should be made whole etc. when he didn't even invest his own money, but SOME of the money he was paid by FTX.

>> No.54714849

>>54713843
well, I'm even more annoyed.
he said his older video talked about the merits of crypto, which, it didn't do, at all.
it just said PoW & PoS are all scams.
at least in that first vid, he said btc hit an ath of $20k.
but this 'crypto take 2' doesn't even bother to talk about btc's price.
it's interesting though to see how the communication & narrative has changed.
propaganda shifted from btc is bad, to CEXs (which are crypto) are bad.
and yea, we're pretty far into operation chokepoint 2.0, which entire goal is to shutdown all CEX's from operating in the US.
basically, the john oliver show tells us, the US government conceded and gave up trying to outright ban cryptocurrency, but instead just try to dissuade people from using a CEX to purchase.
it definitely supports the idea that bankers will try to offer more 'paper crypto' (aka crypto futures instead of actual crypto)

>> No.54715162

>>54710922
>CRYPTO CURRENCY??
>Yyeah!.
>That's like someone with a small dick, wearing a even smaller prosthetic dick, fucking you in an enlarged version of your ass... and calling YOU gay!