/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.54709927]

It's time for you to panic

[Anonymous No.54709933]

>>54709927

Harder than you've ever panic'd before

[Anonymous No.54709957]

why

[Anonymous No.54709961]

>>54709933
kekd

[Anonymous No.54709965]

Based. This means boomer retirement portfolios will be completely wiped out. I have less than $50k in stock so I don’t really give a shit

[Anonymous No.54709998]

>>54709927
That chart demonstrates nothing. Go ahead. Try to prove it does. You know you can't.

[Anonymous No.54710012]

>>54709957
Because it's all coming down, son.

ALL of it.

[Anonymous No.54710016]

>>54709927
No way we go back down to 2011 levels though which is what the chart would do if it followed the meme

[Anonymous No.54710030]

>>54709927

based on the time, its will be years, even decades of downside

we'll all be old men by the time it bottoms

[Anonymous No.54710051]

>>54710030

The US dollar is losing world reserve currency status in real-time.
Such is the consequence.

[Anonymous No.54710214]

>>54709927
Picrel.

>>54709998
>t. low IQ

[Anonymous No.54710222]

>>54709927
This next cycle wont be any normal slope downward. Much of the crypto market will be completely obliterated. We already see this starting to happen with NFTs. There will possibly be 1 more bull run in the crypto market, and thats it.
Cryptocurrencies that aren't backed by actual use-cases in marketplaces wont be spared. Monero and Bitcoin will be two of the ones that are pretty much guaranteed to stick around. Ethereum has a good chance as well. Everything else is pretty much doomed to disappear. Bagholders will cope and seethe as the entirety of their lifesavings vanishes before their eyes.
The cryptocurrency collapse will be one of the biggest exoduses of the incoming collapse of the US economy.
The best thing you can do now is diversify your investments both monetarily and in personal capital. Buy Physical silver and gold. Buy BTC, XMR, or ETH if you're a homosexual. Buy guns and ammunition. Buy tinned food and tools for farming, seeds, etc. Practice farming literally right now, even if it's just learning to germinate and transfer. Download and PRINT OUT important survival information you may need to know in case of the likely total societal and economic collapse.

[Anonymous No.54710252]

>>54710222
Automated bot detected. This isn't about crypto. The bot analyzed the thumbnail of the image from the catalog and thought it was a chart of BTC.
>Buy Physical silver and gold. Buy BTC, XMR, or ETH if you're a homosexual
Apparently an automated bot programmed by JlDF.

[Anonymous No.54710263]

>>54710252
Buy BTC, XMR, (Or ETH if you're a homosexual)
Does that help you? Fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.54710278]

54710263
The bot responded to text, interesting. Some sort of chat AI. A very low-quality one as it still doesn't understand it's in the wrong thread.

[Anonymous No.54710295]

buy physical VIX

[Anonymous No.54710308]

>>54710278
This is about the likely collapse of the stock market (aka the economy).
The left chart is the s&p, the right is the "wall street cheat sheet"
Not everyone here is a bot you fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.54710324]

>>54710214
>resorts to insults instead of posting proof
Not an argument. Condolences on your loss. Better luck next time.

[Anonymous No.54710402]

>>54710308
>reluctantly admits it's about the stock market
>after having written a huge anti-crypto post telling anons to stay away from crypto and buy metals instead
You're a low IQ glownigger.

[Anonymous No.54710410]

>>54710324
He posted proof which utterly obliterated you. And you just pretend he didn't and pretend you didn't get rekt into oblivion. Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.54710414]

>>54710402
>anti-crypto
Nothing about the post was anti-crypto. I specifically said to diversify, buy silver and gold as well as BTC and XMR, or ETH if you are gay.

[Anonymous No.54710447]

So where will all the trillions of dollars go? Crypto? Gold and silver?

[Anonymous No.54710468]

[Anonymous No.54710518]

>>54710263
that actually changes most of the message you are trying to say so yes that does help a lot, learn some basic text before calling others idiot

>>54709927
zero chance of that happening btw, the moment it falls below 3k money printer goes brrrr again
check the venezuela stock market to see how it goes as a cheat sheet

[Anonymous No.54710550]

>>54710518
What if we have a civil war?

[Anonymous No.54710567]

>>54710308
bot

[Anonymous No.54710570]

>>54710518
"Monero and Bitcoin will be two of the ones that are pretty much guaranteed to stick around. Ethereum has a good chance as well."
Read the entire fucking thing

[Anonymous No.54710586]

these meme analysis fail to grasp that the liquidity pair is being measured against an infinite mint shitcoin (fiat)
chart the spx against the chapwood index

[Anonymous No.54710616]

>>54710570
keep attacking people agreeing with you, it says a lot about your mindset, you fucked up on proper text formatting you got nobody but yourself to blame

>>54710550
the winners side will soar, dont bet on the wrong side

[Anonymous No.54712340]

>>54710410
They did not post shit besides more line go up line go down bullshit. There is no more proof there than the OP which is nothing.

[Anonymous No.54713159]

>>54710012
If it really crashes this hard then I will be able to afford a house with the cash I have on the side. I’m not worried.

[Anonymous No.54713245]

>>54709927
We just need to cool off for the next rally. This dip is taking longer than expected, but my investments are with great companies. They will come back.

[Anonymous No.54713298]

>>54710051
And what is it's replacement? Some BRICS currency?

[Anonymous No.54714015]

>>54710222
You fucking doomers are so embarrassing. NOTHING EVER HAPPENS. The economy isn't crashing cause kikes don't want it to crash SIMPLE AS.

[Anonymous No.54714034]

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[Anonymous No.54714099]

>>54710030
red pill for you
the roman empire took 1000 years to build, it collapsed in 8

[Anonymous No.54715274]

>>54710295
Will the Sprott VIX ETF (SPVIX) work or do you recon I need to take delivery from a dealer?

[Anonymous No.54715345]

terrifying

[Anonymous No.54715406]

XRP the standard

[Anonymous No.54715459]

mindblowign how people are thinking they are gonna make it. LOL you won't be able to afford fucking bread soon let alone houses. jfc. usd buying power will go down by maybe 40-80%. good fucking luck. buy a map of your area, stock water, guns, ammo. people will riot as they go thirsty, not hungry. the power/water/internet will be "attacked" water is life all, good luck.

[Anonymous No.54715491]

>>54715459
they will call it an attack but it will be them unplugging it so you beg for authority to sweep in and "solve" the problem LOL good luck

[Anonymous No.54715533]

>>54710222
Did you jjst say nftbro

[Anonymous No.54715578]

>>54709927
If this actually played out then we would have more to worry about than our portfolios.

[Anonymous No.54715632]

>>54713298
>bric currency
The chinks are only allowing gold redemption with notes for 1 year, after that, they've run out and will print away their currency again promising gold. Its not until some chad produces coinage and bullion to be legal tender. Unironically it might be loke this
1 cent galvi steel penny
5 cent copper zincy penny
10 cent copper pennt
25 cent quarter sized coin
50 cent cupronickel nickel sized
1 dollar quarter sized coin (clad now or solid cupronickel?)
5 dollar manganese brass coin
10 dollar 40% silver half dollar sized polygonal
20 dollar 90% silver quarter sized
40 dollar 90% silver half dollar size
80 dollar coin 90% size of a morgan
The gold coins wont have denominations, but only weight and will be seen more as a store of savings than a spendable silver coin. The price will be held at 80 per oz until the jews are completely expelled from earth, then the coins will only say information about the coin, the demoninations of face value will be replaced by weight in troy oz and grams, along with dimensions of diameter and thickness, and purity of the metal coin. There will be cool looking emblems like pic related on the coins too.
Chad coin vs virgin iou coin slip
Unironically the USA is still ahead because we stack ammo and coinage.

[Anonymous No.54715647]

>>54714099
Last I checked the land is still there, the bloodlines continue. Rome never fell, but the glory is not as bright as it should be. I love you fren

[Anonymous No.54715826]

>>54709933
>rising, broadening wedge since the year 1500
This is not good..

[Anonymous No.54715846]

>>54715826

[Anonymous No.54715997]

Avoid losses. Buy innova. Bottomed out already and starting to move up. Alt coins that have bottomed out will unironically be the only safe haven. Doesn’t matter what Alt coin. Just buy one that can’t go lower.

[Anonymous No.54716009]

>>54709927
What? This image makes it look more like it's time for complacency.

[Anonymous No.54716039]

>>54709933
>1650 to 1800 crab market
holy fucking brutal

[Anonymous No.54716050]

>>54715997
I'm just going to buy more gold instead.

[Anonymous No.54716210]

God I hope so. I have puts out the ass

[Anonymous No.54716235]

>>54709927
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
OH MY FUCKING GOD
OH MY GOD
OH
MY
GOD
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[Anonymous No.54716491]

>>54709933
Oh my fucking god please invest in trebuchets

[Anonymous No.54716505]

>>54716491
Pulling out of the 10 year treasuries I just spent 708k on, putting it into trebuchets. Going all in. Nobody can stop me now.

[Anonymous No.54718170]

Why are you all such pussies? Just hold

[Anonymous No.54718451]

>>54709927
You have some good LINK there. Now what your folio is really missing to diversify is AVAX and some ETH. As much as you can buy. Having these four, you will have the lead in the real next bull run.

[Anonymous No.54718556]

>>54718170
Hold? We should stack better faggot

[Anonymous No.54718670]

>>54715846
The only Number the programed in any market is always 0!

[Anonymous No.54718698]

>>54710402
In what world does the Nasdaq crash (and everything) and crypto doesn't follow/more likely lead?

[Anonymous No.54718716]

>>54709965
boomers will be dumping on you

[Anonymous No.54718888]

>>54709927
Didnt ask. Wont sell.

[Anonymous No.54718895]

>>54709927
I'm comfy holding my AVAX bags

[Anonymous No.54720018]

>>54709927
I don't think so

[Anonymous No.54720137]

>>54714099
>rome is gone
gb2r moron

[Anonymous No.54720264]

>>54709927
Panic? The imminent death of America is the only thing I live for.

[Anonymous No.54720315]

>>54709927

goddamn at least give the jellyfish some credit when you steal his work, fucking /biz posters

- https://twitter.com/smartjellyfish/status/1649909395898388481

[Anonymous No.54720316]

>>54715647
Vale.

[Anonymous No.54720369]

>>54720315
Post networth, jellyfag

[Anonymous No.54720383]

>>54720369
I own 2 realities and 12.5% of this one

[Anonymous No.54720512]

>>54710447
Bullets and beans

[Anonymous No.54720520]

>>54709927
Oh random wedge. Shiver me timbers.

[Anonymous No.54720541]

>>54714099
That’s bullcrap, Rome was on the decline for hundreds of years before it collapsed

[Anonymous No.54720554]

>>54720520
Graph go down

[Anonymous No.54721130]

>>54718698
Did you miss crypto pumping hugely as the banks collapsed?

[Anonymous No.54722006]

>>54716491
>>54716505
How's my stack looking? Make it/sui stack?

[Anonymous No.54722046]

>>54714099
He doesn't know basic Roman history

[Anonymous No.54723207]

>>54718698
retarded companies that rely on (((banks))), when the (((banks))) fail, the companies lose all their dollars (can't pay employees, business partners, etc.). PMs and crypto don't have this problem, in fact, crypto was literally invented to solve this problem (you should read the bitcorn white paper).

[Anonymous No.54723492]

>>54709927
Don't care, just going to keep DCAing in.

[Anonymous No.54723716]

>>54722006
Bretty good. Best thing is that it has doubled since last time when there was just one.
>>54723207
I reas the balfour decleration but Inhavent read the btc White paper, can you Tl;dr how is it not an nft, heres my nft don't steal it bro it's worth a lot its sentimental

[Anonymous No.54724412]

>>54718895
Only benzofags are selling off their bags right now. Smart money knows that this is the right time to slurp up some based gems like AVAX, RAIL and TRIAS at a discount especially now that the space is going heavy on privacy and blockchain-based gems.

[Anonymous No.54724421]

Buy signal

[Anonymous No.54724445]

>>54716039
imagine being the guy who sold the in 1800 because it was the top of a 150 year range and then it breaks out and gigapumps

[Anonymous No.54724526]

>>54723492
Losers average losers

[Anonymous No.54725585]

>>54710051
Lol

[Anonymous No.54725620]

>>54720315
This meme pattern was spotted in March.

[Anonymous No.54725812]

>>54723492
>just going to keep DCAing in.
Thesame way you will decay when you're all dead rotten on shitcoins without any drop of BTC and NXRA in your bag. It's a rookie world.

[Anonymous No.54726479]

>>54709927
>>54709933

It'll hyperinflate if the economic problems we have hit the market, itll explode.

[Anonymous No.54726550]

>>54709933
Cool scam wick in 1720

[Anonymous No.54726690]

>>54718670
yet rarely anything ever goes to 0 ever, it always sticks at some low finite number purely due to non-zero opportunity cost and low liquidity

[Anonymous No.54726911]

>>54723492
DCA is a good strategy for the current market conditions anon. I'm doing that on blue chips like ETH and BNB, alongside low caps like SYLO for it's decentralized communication network, and CAPS for its security model for user data.

[Anonymous No.54726964]

>>54715459
so sick of you collapsefags. nothing ever happens. you are like the alex jones omg were gonna get nuuuuuked retards.

[Anonymous No.54727012]

>>54709927
I just started a new roth ira with the company I’m at. I’m so excited to start scooping up all the cheapies.

[Anonymous No.54727505]

>>54727012
>cant access until 55
kek, wagie

[Anonymous No.54727563]

>>54709927
>he doesn't know how to do TA
LOL

[Anonymous No.54727593]

>>54726964
bro. google fred M1 lollllll good luck. have fun at the cluberino tonight haha

[Anonymous No.54727732]

>>54709933
Are there any infographs on Medieval markets before globalization? I would imagine there wouldn't be much documentation before 1200 in the West but the ME and China would surely have records to compile?

[Anonymous No.54727806]

>>54727505
It’s probably best that way, my paper hand ass would sell at any double digit loss.

[Anonymous No.54728122]

>>54709933
society is an anomaly
return to monke

[Anonymous No.54729219]

>>54709927

[Anonymous No.54729898]

>>54727012
All the low caps you mean? Nothing goes by cheapies if I'm not mistaking. But no matter the baptism, make sure ARB, MATIC and NXRA aren't missing in your scoops to avoid regretful life.

[Anonymous No.54730081]

>He didn't sell the generational top

[Anonymous No.54730281]

>>54710222
You are such a fucking fag dude holy shit

[Anonymous No.54730801]

>>54709933
> his family built and passed down multi-generational wealth?
> DOMP IT!

[Anonymous No.54730838]

>>54709998
> We just need to cool off before the next rally, bro

[Anonymous No.54730955]

>>54709933
Definitely agree we will see a 10-30 percent correction on the sp500. A full blown economic crisis right before a presidential election is unlikely--the (((kikes))) will do anything to keep their kike pupper in power. My expectation is that we'll see a large correction sometime this year with a bullrun mid next year just in time for the presidential election.

[Anonymous No.54730989]

>>54730955
A full blown economic collapse ain’t gonna get Biden re-elected. He just announced he’s running again today

[Anonymous No.54731177]

>>54729219
lmao

[Anonymous No.54731243]

>>54714015
>NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
You'll squeal like a pig when China invades Taiwan and you have 2 uniformed men knocking on your door telling you to get in the bus to bootcamp

[Anonymous No.54732124]

>>54730989
Republicans are dead in the water trying to win national elections again and the DNC will sabotage any chance RFK has at unseating Biden for the nomination. They've already decided that he will win again, step down half way through because he's a walking corpse to make Kamala the first female brown president speeding up the managed decline.

[Anonymous No.54732187]

>>54714099
Rome was in decline for ~200 years before the Western empire ceased to exist as a political union. The Eastern Roman empire limped along until 1400 AD.

[Anonymous No.54733422]

>>54715406
In spite of its legal issues, this shit has managed to stay at the top
i feel the ambiguity has made it tough for investors to decide either to sell or hold, which has helped to keep the price fairly stable, and still showing a good trader grade on tokenmetrics

[Anonymous No.54733845]

>>54731243
>when China invades Taiwan and you have 2 uniformed men knocking on your door telling you to get in the bus to bootcamp

[Anonymous No.54734012]

>>54709927
1720-1770 was an eternal crab. Thank god napoleon started dominating and brought up stock prices. Imaging how rich were gonna get with WWIII

[Anonymous No.54734132]

>>54722006
I can hear it...

[Anonymous No.54735943]

>>54709927
1 last rally for old times sake

[Anonymous No.54736026]

>>54710263
Respectable correction