/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54630270]

Wagie edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>54628588

[Anonymous No.54630286]

Reminder that there are literally federal agents in these threads telling you to FOMO into a market that's about to do another 1929.

[Anonymous No.54630295]

My portfolio closed at a new all time high today.

[Anonymous No.54630297]

For this thread I'm a based gains haver.

[Anonymous No.54630298]

Reminder I'm racist as shit.

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54630305]

No. No. No.
We are not done witnessing the absolutely unprecedented levels of based that buncun has just attained:
>>54630225
>>54630225
>>54630225

[Anonymous No.54630306]

>>54630286
lol pussy, stay poor

[Anonymous No.54630307]

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.54630314]

>>54630286
based facts relayer

[Anonymous No.54630319]

>>54630307
BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

[Anonymous No.54630325]

>>54630307
What are the financial ramifications of relaxing around teens?

[Anonymous No.54630329]

>>54630307
What are the best performing companies in south africa?

[Anonymous No.54630330]

Unironically CRBP is probably outperforming all of you YTD.

[Anonymous No.54630333]

>>54630307
What is it about them being in big groups like that which acts a trigger? I feel like Jane Goodall or some shit.

[Anonymous No.54630336]

>>54630319
WHO CARES WHAT ELSE IS IN THE ANTHEMMMMMMMM

[Anonymous No.54630338]

>>54630307
>anti social club

[Anonymous No.54630340]

>>54630286
Reminder that there are literally gainz goblins in these threads telling you not to FOMO into a market that's about to do another 2016.

[Anonymous No.54630342]

>>54630270
>pic
FOOD AT CHICK FIL A COSTS 50 CENTS MORE NOW BUT INFLATION IS FAKE
#SLAVA UKRAINA
#LOCK HIM UP
#BUTTIGIEG 2024

[Anonymous No.54630343]

>>54630286
Yeah, me. And I'm watching you jerk off, nerd.

[Anonymous No.54630357]

>>54630336
BECAUSE YOU DUMB FUCKING MUTTS ARE GOING EXTINCT LMAO CLETUS WONT DO SHIT BUT TROON OUT HIS KID

[Anonymous No.54630359]

>>54630342
Im voting she hulk
Kamala harris & amy klobochur

[Anonymous No.54630364]

I gave up today. I bought back in near ATHs. you win mumu. I dont care what happens now.

[Anonymous No.54630375]

>>54630357
AND TROON OUT FOR BBC LMAO MUTTMERICA IS DEAD

LONG LIVE BILI

LONG LIVE DADDY XI

[Anonymous No.54630384]

my basterds kraken is not letting me cash out ETH

[Anonymous No.54630388]

>Market dumps
>everything is fun we have some hearty chuckles
>Market pumps green
>seething schizos come out of the wood works to seethe and post their priced in talking points because the market should go down because they said so
>always inverse schizo posters


Guys I think everything is going to be alright and work itself out.

[Anonymous No.54630389]

>>54630307
what's the story here?

[Anonymous No.54630394]

>>54630389
Weekend rowdies got a little rowdy over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.54630399]

>>54630384
Ya but why? I'm debating selling 5 eth ( total 10 ) but what the fuck do I buy? Was thinking JEPQ

[Anonymous No.54630415]

>>54630388
>Guys I think everything is going to be alright and work itself out.
why does the market price in rate cuts this summer if everything is alright?

[Anonymous No.54630419]

>>54630336
So which one is the cuck? Probably the fat bearded soiboy right?

[Anonymous No.54630427]

>>54630399
why am I selling? Because I see now that crypto is fake and gay.

Unless you mean, why aren't they letting you sell. It's because Kraken is unstaking literally gorillions of ETH all at once due to SEC

[Anonymous No.54630462]

>>54630427
Ok, so if I'm considering selling my 10 eth. What would you recommend I buy? I'm honestly asking, want to have enough to buy a condo to rent out or a house but I'm not sure what

[Anonymous No.54630502]

>>54630415
Everything is going to be alright because the hikes and recession were already priced in.

Next you'll tell me about some dumb FUD like China going to war with someone in 2 weeks or the total collapse of the world economy in 2 weeks or global dedollaraization in 2 weeks like I have been hearing about for the past 10 years. They do this all the fucking time so you are always scared and never make a dime. Nothing ever fucking happens. You people are as bad as the retards convincing people to buy fallout shelters and telling everyone a Great Depression was around the corner in the 40s-50s causing 90% of the populations to miss out on a generational bull market.

Now out of my way I have Vanguard ETFs to buy while you hide.

[Anonymous No.54630533]

>>54630286
I believe it

[Anonymous No.54630554]

>>54630462
at that point it's an open question of "what do I invest in", comes down to your goals etc I would give the full boomer talk track but you already know it.

I genuinely don't know what ETH's risk/reward profile is, so I couldn't tell you a non-crypto equivalent. For me, I've simply decided crypto has practically no underlying value

[Anonymous No.54630574]

How do I invest in hamchad UFC? https://twitter.com/DannyJBauer/status/1647790245101068288

[Anonymous No.54630587]

Can someone explain why DeSantis is so upset at DIS (Disney)? Disney despite the fact that Walt Disney World generates an estimated $18.2 billion a year in economic activity in Florida and is responsible for more than one in every 50 jobs in the state.

I mean is he really trying to hurt his constituents because he’s mad at a cartoon mouse? I ultimately do not think this nonsense has much bearing on Disney's stock price, but it's a fight that Disney can easily win given their resources and contributions to Florida's economy.

[Anonymous No.54630600]

>>54630502
>Everything is going to be alright because the hikes and recession were already priced in.

We moved on to no recession, keep up with the jewish fuckery

[Anonymous No.54630614]

No I don't think I will.

[Anonymous No.54630629]

>>54630600
it's no landing

[Anonymous No.54630632]

>>54630325
Good, if you can get the CME to let you short Chicago real estate.

[Anonymous No.54630641]

>>54630587
Disney promotes degenerate values to Children all across the world. They should be destroyed.

[Anonymous No.54630648]

>>54630587
Disney does a lot of things, like want control of its own police forces while having the government pay for it. Of course a lot of companies get government incentives. But Disney’s incentives have been through the roof. Disney can’t really win this battle. Their only strategy is to do harm to their own employees and publicize it as being necessary due to DeSantis.

[Anonymous No.54630655]

>>54630587
Disney hasn't done anything good in like 20 years my man.

[Anonymous No.54630668]

>>54630307
Whats the chances this girl's mind, if it still works, went full 1488?

[Anonymous No.54630673]

>>54630357
why would you want to do this to your son?

[Anonymous No.54630682]

>>54630587
>be company
>decide to get political
>surprised when you are now attacked politically

[Anonymous No.54630692]

>>54630673
Because you want to feel better about fucking him.

[Anonymous No.54630709]

>>54630655
This desu, went from a company that is redpilled on jews to a company that is infiltrated and controlled by jews

[Anonymous No.54630716]

>>54630587
>Disney despite the fact that Walt Disney World generates an estimated $18.2 billion a year in economic activity
This is what they say about sports stadiums even though tax payers bear brunt of a lot of their operating costs. Idk how their system works though but it seems suspicious.

[Anonymous No.54630735]

>>54630648
Is that really part of the reason that folks are upset at Disney? Because Disney has its own police force? You've got to be kidding me, of course you incentivize companies that employ 1 in 50 of your citizens.

A couple hours ago I listened to a DeSantis presser about Disney in which he begged the state legislature to revoke Disney’s private contract in the “name of the people.” It was almost as embarrassing as when he got out-lawyered very badly on a fine print clause: https://www.floridatoday.com/story/opinion/2023/04/15/cerabino-desantis-outfoxed-by-disney-world-fine-print-clause-opinion/70112704007/

I was an attorney for years and it's obvious DeSantis got beat and now wants to dissolve specific contracts he doesn’t like. A pure attack on private contract & rule of law. Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.54630737]

>>54630716
Literally all disney needed to do was make kids movies and super hero movies. And instead they start pushing identity politics and trans crap

[Anonymous No.54630756]

>>54630735
The real reason is that Desantis is INSANELY popular because of how he handled the state during covid. And when disney decided to go against him local support plummeted

[Anonymous No.54630757]

>>54630716
They are taking about the gdp of the stadium on the local economy. Not net profit. Those stadiums cannot be supported by themselves alone.

[Anonymous No.54630781]

>>54630735
shutup kike enabler

[Anonymous No.54630798]

>>54630641
>>54630655
>>54630682
>>54630737
The identity politics nonsense is coming from both sides (Disney and DeSantis). However, Disney made their agreement at meetings with public notice in accordance to Florida Law. DeSantis got his feelings hurt and is asking the state legislature to nullify a corporate legal agreement.

That is definitionally fascism. Regardless of how you feel about either party, Disney followed the law. Simple as that. Republicans claim they're for state's rights and government not interfering in business, but their actions continue to prove differently. They want a king. An authoritarian fascist monarchy. Maybe you're a Florida business owner that supports what DeSantis is doing.

But you need to stop and think: what happens if you hurt the King's feelings some day? Is this really a road you wish to traverse? Or, do you really want the Government to stay out of business decisions?

This is fascism, not an autocracy btw. This is the state controlling business and not allowing opposition. Autocracy is a government where one person has absolute power, which in this case, DeSantis is relying on a legislature.

[Anonymous No.54630824]

>>54630798
True facts

[Anonymous No.54630825]

>>54630798
You really seem like you just don't like DeSantis (not that I do, either, but still) and are bagholding DIS.

[Anonymous No.54630837]

[Anonymous No.54630843]

>>54630825
I definitely do not like DeSantis (that should be obvious if you read my posts...I'm saying he's a fascist), but I definitely am not bagholding DIS either. It's very interesting to see DIS being in the political limelight for so long but their equity tranche is generally unmoved by the cacophony.

[Anonymous No.54630851]

>>54630419
They're both cucks.

[Anonymous No.54630858]

>>54630843
Then who fucking cares? Getting riled up from politics is for brainlets. Just use the information to make money.

[Anonymous No.54630859]

what are the ramifications of techfags using AI to stack fulltime remote jobs?
other than the obvious obliteration of jobs when employers just do it themselves?

[Anonymous No.54630871]

priced in

[Anonymous No.54630882]

>>54630858
>Then who fucking cares?
I just literally, explicitly described to you *why* one should care. If you are a market participant like we all are on /smg/, the thought of a politician trying to nullify corporate legal agreements (like DeSantis is trying with DIS) of a publicly traded company should be frightening.

[Anonymous No.54630883]

>>54630757
>They are taking about the gdp of the stadium on the local economy
Which is also overstated a lot of the time, it's like that Krugman and Bernanke comic where they eat cow shit.

[Anonymous No.54630885]

>>54630614
god those anime girls are so smug, they must be looking at an ugly bald sweaty bbm hogtied at their feet haha

In other news, OIL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Anonymous No.54630910]

>>54630882
And market participants, experienced ones, know it's one big fucking game of Calvinball and they will change the rules at will. To think otherwise is to be a retarded gorilla nigger.

[Anonymous No.54630954]

>>54630882
Government interference in markets isn't anything new and it's not an outside alien factor for investment strategy, I don't know what you're trying to say.

[Anonymous No.54630957]

>>54630756
Well duh because Disney tried to ruin him to make him kneel. Instead Disney was forced to prostrate themselves but like eunichs they never bargain in good faith and tried to prevent the new board from making changes for 40 years while florida foots 100% of the bill

[Anonymous No.54630979]

>>54630883
Its not underrated its just poor evidence to support the stadiums reveiving tax dollars and providing "jobs"

[Anonymous No.54630982]

>>54630910
It seems like you're just entirely unbothered by politicians in our country becoming fascists, maybe because said politician is on Team Red and not Team Blue.
> one big fucking game of Calvinball and they will change the rules at will.
Uh, no. You don't get to nullify legal agreements made in accordance with State law just because you want to own the libs. Reducing fascist activities to "Calvinball" is a massive diminution.

Do you even understand how Disney ended up in FL? You understand that politicians approached Disney with this plan to get Disney to build in FL. This was an agreement Florida made with Disney. So now, because DeSantis is butthurt, you think Disney is wrong?

[Anonymous No.54630986]

>>54630735
Haha look at this shill here, how much DIS do you own?
>inb4 everyone clapped when Governor Man Bad got BTFO'd

[Anonymous No.54631015]

>>54630333
Slavery Trauma

[Anonymous No.54631016]

>>54630982
I thought you said you weren't bagholding DIS?

[Anonymous No.54631022]

>>54630982
I don't care about disney, DeSantis, Florida, or any fucking political party. I don't know what you're on about thinking people follow the rules or have any decorum. Remember the time Credit Suisse failed and Switzerland changed their fucking laws to prevent a shareholder revolt? Remember the time SVB failed and ALL deposits were insured even if they were orders of magnitude greater than FDIC insurance limits? Remember that time the Fed board members sold the top? Who gives a flying fuck about law?

[Anonymous No.54631028]

>>54630982
Disney benefited from the arrangement plenty, and then sought to use that economic benefit granted by the state to actively meddle in state politics. They chose to take that fight and every punishment they get will be absolutely deserved. Disney with a powerless board sought to enrich themselves like congressmen even by attempting to prevent the state from taking back control over their board.

[Anonymous No.54631072]

Wh*te wo*an bros? It's happening again. The time to buy CHWY is here.

[Anonymous No.54631104]

>>54631072
The store ran out of them I wanted to get my good boy another chew toy

[Anonymous No.54631110]

>>54631022
You're slowly beginning to say the quiet part out loud: when it is "conservatives" or whatever politicians you are a fan of, it doesn't matter if the state controls businesses and try to nullify legal agreements illegally.

If this was a Dem doing this, then we all know that people like you would be howling like monkeys.
>>54631028
>muh actively meddle in state politics
And what law was broken? DeSantis hasn't been able to establish exactly what transgressions DIS engaged in by donating to and promoting political movements.

If you saw today's presser with DeSantis, DeSantis just implied that he wants to let Universal, SeaWorld and Legoland KEEP their exemptions from ride-safety regulations.

Only Disney would lose its exemption., DeSantis’ press strategy pretty much guarantees that Disney will have strong evidence that he’s illegally targeting them. Just costing the state millions more in fighting off lawsuits because he really wants to own the libs. Again, I'm an ex-attorney and I'm guaranteeing you there are some Disney lawyers popping champagne right now because of DeSantis' idiocy.

[Anonymous No.54631120]

Bottom line: DeSantis failed "Contracts" in law school.

[Anonymous No.54631169]

>>54631110
>If this was a Dem doing this, then we all know that people like you would be howling like monkeys.
I'm not registered with any party. I expect ALL political parties to do this. You know what I do when I see politicians do this shit? I ask myself, how can I make money?

[Anonymous No.54631177]

Mike Wilson is saying mumus are fucked, look at the chart

[Anonymous No.54631180]

>>54631169
Whoah, look at Jim Simons over here kek

[Anonymous No.54631185]

DeSantis keeps fags in check and that includes DIS.

[Anonymous No.54631189]

>>54631110
I don't think you're getting it. The only thing that speaks in this general is money. Whining about one political act or another regardless of anyone's opinion other than on how to take advantage of it for personal gain is completely irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.54631195]

>>54631180
Well, thank you. I don't consider myself to be his level, but that's quite a compliment.

[Anonymous No.54631208]

>>54631189
I agree with Lumi but first she needs to show me her tits.

[Anonymous No.54631209]

>>54631072
You just know she rides that dog cowboy style and gets a big load of dog cum financially speaking.

[Anonymous No.54631222]

>>54630307
Did she do a racism?

[Anonymous No.54631234]

TLT 140c 1/2026+ anon.

[Anonymous No.54631235]

>>54631072
I do this to my own dog but im not a skanky white woman. It's fun to do this to dogs with big droopy ears

[Anonymous No.54631247]

>>54631110
> ex-attorney

You know why that is.

[0xE00cEE0F82837C96f5c3563db4aBed03409dfcD6 No.54631249]

>>54631222
Being white near black people is racist goyim

[Anonymous No.54631251]

>>54631110
>If this was a Dem doing this, then we all know that people like you would be howling like monkeys.
But since it's a republican you're crying like a fucking tranny who can't cut its dick off
>m-m-m-muh wut aboutism

[Anonymous No.54631258]

>>54631072
What was i supposed to know?

[Anonymous No.54631260]

I bought FRC.

Dubs or better decides where it goes from here. Personally I'm hoping for a reversion to the meme. Let's remove some stigma and judgement from banks who have made a little oopsy-doodle with their investments despite being a key domino piece that (((they))) don't want to see fall, shall we? Someone needs to stand up for banks, anons.

[Anonymous No.54631265]

>>54631247
please stop giving CRBP pajeet (you)s, he never shuts up when he goes off on a tangent.

[Anonymous No.54631268]

>>54631072
Dog looks DRAINED

[Anonymous No.54631271]

TRKA bros....give me hope

[Anonymous No.54631282]

>>54631247
$$$$

[Anonymous No.54631283]

>>54631265
Oh goddamn it, really? Fuck me. I guess I am the retard after all.

[Anonymous No.54631286]

Another day of green. Another nice day. Although the pollen count is fucking high so meh my poor allergies. Another hentai doujin got read last night. A lucky bastard answers the age old question; Are you going to hell, heaven, or do you even care? See he gets to have an orgy with both a blonde angel school girl and a school girl blonde demon. (seriously). Somehow I think the answer is: he don't care, especially later when both are giving him a double blowjob and tit fuck. Another chapter tells the story of a lucky bastard who gets "nursed" back to health by a hot schoolgirl succubus after he falls down some stairs.

[Anonymous No.54631288]

>>54630333
>I feel like Jane Goodall or some shit

Thanks for giving me a legitimate reason to post this image, anon.

[Anonymous No.54631298]

>>54630389
something about "uppity" idk. they're a special protected class now so this is all kosher, don't worry anon.

[Anonymous No.54631306]

>>54631110
It doesn't matter whether disney broke a law or not. They had control over the board at the discretion of the state. They can learn to fucking kneel, thats the lesson to be learned
>but thats fascism
No its not, try again. Thats corporate welfare biting the hand that fed and getting slapped.

[Anonymous No.54631311]

>>54631265
Not everyone that goes on a retarded rant is the pajeet

[Anonymous No.54631318]

Gibe me yous instead of CRBP pajeet, they're not going to a starving village

Also i know mr cummies is scoops

[Anonymous No.54631328]

The FBI and DHS are complicit in manipulating the market to use retail as exit liquidity to save their own hides.

[Anonymous No.54631332]

>>54631271
Stop buying pnd's, or don't buy if you don't take profit, you deserve this.

[Anonymous No.54631336]

>>54631328
Can they pump my drv?

[Anonymous No.54631337]

>>54631318
But CRBP is up 250% YTD. What have you ever done for me?

[Anonymous No.54631351]

>>54631328
>their
*(((their)))

[Anonymous No.54631354]

>>54631337
Provide funny racist commentary and call daily action.

[Anonymous No.54631371]

CRBPajeet isn't even the only desi here, stop being racist to us you honkaloid cunts, what did we even do to you?

[Anonymous No.54631375]

>>54631371
Your tech support is awful, for one.

[Anonymous No.54631382]

>>54631311
Lol.
>>54631337
CRBP was unironically a good "biotech value" play after they diluted down to a bunch of cash runway and got cancer assets. It's still a total shitco that is going to delist but that's only after their next cancer grift ends

[Anonymous No.54631391]

>>54631371
DO
NOT
REDEEM

[Anonymous No.54631396]

>>54631371
Your tech support workers can barely read english. Please whip them harder, poojeet

[Anonymous No.54631407]

It's over. VIX is going to 0. SPY will go up in a straight line of $1.00 per day forever.

[Anonymous No.54631411]

>>54631371
Don't call them honkaloids or they will shoot up their local school

[Anonymous No.54631417]

>>54630270
ngl I could go for some taco bell right now, haven't been there for a while. What should I get anons?

[Anonymous No.54631432]

>>54631407
and I am still too scared to sell covered calls. The last couple of years of volatility, going away just like that? I don't believe it.

[Anonymous No.54631435]

>Buying a home
>technically its a refinance
>Taking money out to buy out family + nessecary maintenance
>backed taxes (7k), new boiler system (12k), foundation repair (5k)
>Get a call from foundation repair company, they'll do the job for 4k now
based

[Anonymous No.54631443]

Google got heemed so hard today, why?

[Anonymous No.54631444]

next stop 4500. everyone who wanted to sell has already done so.

[Anonymous No.54631445]

>>54631177

[Anonymous No.54631458]

>>54631328
take profit then

[Anonymous No.54631460]

>>54631443
Because their AI is shit and Samsung is in talks to change to BASED BING (Bing Is Not Google) by default.

[Anonymous No.54631463]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54631477]

>>54631177
>The rally in the S&P 500 has been driven by only a handful of stocks
Which ones?

[Anonymous No.54631497]

>futures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sodjrp0WsUU

[Anonymous No.54631499]

>>54631443
samsung announced its newest models of phones/tablets will use bing as its default search

[Anonymous No.54631504]

>>54631477
Nevermind, I figured it out.

[Anonymous No.54631507]

>>54631072
White woman fuck dogs
Asian woman eat dogs

[Anonymous No.54631510]

>>54631477
Megacap obviously

[Anonymous No.54631513]

>>54631445
>>54631177
sorry mr wilson we just had a massive breadth thrust and it's never been wrong

[Anonymous No.54631516]

>>54631507
LEAVE THE DOGS ALONE

[Anonymous No.54631529]

>>54631072
The dog almost looks like it has tetanus.

[Anonymous No.54631545]

>>54630270
Anyone know how to turn off this scrolling ad garbage above events on the right side of the thinkorswim home page?

[Anonymous No.54631549]

>>54631513
>muh lines

[Anonymous No.54631550]

I cannot wait until Part II: Bobo's Revenge

[Anonymous No.54631551]

>>54631504
>>54631477
Write options flag, aka BTO then STC.

[Anonymous No.54631558]

>>54631443
>bard still completely unusable
>samsung jumping ship
>jeet ceo still with 0 (zero) solutions

[Anonymous No.54631571]

>>54631545
Yes, you move to
E*TRADE FROM MORGAN STANTLEY
>E*TRADE FROM MORGAN STANTLEY
E*TRADE FROM MORGAN STANTLEY
and use their superior
POWER E*TRADE
>POWER E*TRADE
POWER E*TRADE
is what (You) do.

[Anonymous No.54631584]

Oh yeah, I just remembered: what's up with the oil output decrease next month?

[Anonymous No.54631585]

>>54631443
>Need to hire the best engineers in the world to compete in AI arms race
>Cut free coffee and new laptops

[Anonymous No.54631599]

>>54631550
THE BOBO STRIKES BACK

[Anonymous No.54631603]

>>54631499
Based.

[Anonymous No.54631622]

Are stock valuations really rising because ChatGPT can write funny poems? It's a parlor trick that'll be forgotten about in a year. People really think everything will be fully automated & hyper efficient within years because ChatGPT can write worthless Buzzfeed articles on command. The AI bubble needs to pop

[Anonymous No.54631629]

>>54631545
I don't have any ads.

[Anonymous No.54631651]

>>54631513
>since 1950
considering a 1920s bust is here, irrelephant

[Anonymous No.54631655]

>>54631622
Buzz hasn't been algo written since 2013?

[Anonymous No.54631662]

>>54631622
>The AI bubble needs to pop
It isn't even started.

[Anonymous No.54631663]

>>54631177
>>54631445
Wilson's been right for 2022, but noone has pure trading wining streak. Sh!t's changed since QE-in-name-only came back.

>>54631549
Based Marty Zweig Enjoyer

>>54631513
>>54631651
NGMI

[Anonymous No.54631672]

>>54631463
>>54631497

>-0%

[Anonymous No.54631689]

Serious question. Will (((fractional shares))) be looked back upon as a top signal? Their existence - a side effect of overvalued equities. Their effect - one last, and final pump of exit liquidity, coming from 4fig, 5fig people who have no business investing anyway.

[Anonymous No.54631705]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/topstocks/gradually-then-suddenly-earnings-expectations-may-be-about-to-drop-says-morgan-stanley-strategist/ar-AA19XmjE

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/a-credit-crunch-has-started-as-banks-tighten-lending-by-the-most-on-record-morgan-stanley-cio-says/ar-AA19Y1YC

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/morgan-stanley-warns-stock-market-is-still-far-from-out-of-the-woods/ar-AA19Yyga

[Anonymous No.54631707]

>>54630843
saying someone is fascist is saying they are based, and thats a good thing. I was gonna vote Trump but now im a Ron guy.

[Anonymous No.54631709]

What happen to /NG today?

[Anonymous No.54631712]

>>54631689
What about all the DRIP people?

[Anonymous No.54631719]

>>54631622
You have aids. Anyways, yes. Bull market go uppie. No big crash for you, bobo. Not yet.

[Anonymous No.54631721]

>>54631663
>Marty Zweig
Never heard of such a fellow.

[Anonymous No.54631723]

>>54631689
it's a place holder for dividend yield until whole share

[Anonymous No.54631732]

>>54631622
I don't fuckin want AI.I don't want selfdriving cars, I won't trust that shit.

[Anonymous No.54631742]

>>54631622
I should add that this might be a chldhood trauma since one of my favorite movies with 8 years was Terminator 2 and 1. (as a child 2 was better)

[Anonymous No.54631762]

>>54631655
There's been AI written articles for a long time. Google search is AI. ChatGPT reminds me of virtual reality headsets: really cool the first time you use it, but after a few times it loses it's magic and gets boring. ChatGPT makes so many errors and writes so much bullshit that it can't be relied upon for anything. People really think this is some hyper advanced sentient AI that will radically change the economy. In reality stuff like this will just be used to generate endless streams of soulless nonsense content everywhere constantly

[Anonymous No.54631765]

>>54631709
no more BOIL May to July contract rolling (last one was on friday), weather forecast calls for a midwest cold front, and LNG export going back up (see pic related)


>>54631721
he was a famous Wall Street guy back in the good old days of cocaine fueled traders. He made a bunch of famous sayings we still use today like "DON'T FIGHT THE FED" "DON'T FIGHT THE TAPE"

https://www.thechartreport.com/5-things-about-marty-zweig/

[Anonymous No.54631773]

In the past the world was plagued by a corrupt and oppressive financial system. The capitalistic economy was based on the whims of the wealthy elite who controlled the stock market and the banking system, using it to exploit and manipulate the masses. The stock market, a tool used by the rich to accumulate vast sums of wealth at the expense of the common people. They would invest in companies solely for the purpose of making a profit, often without any regard for the well-being of the employees or the impact on the environment.T his led to massive wealth inequality, where a tiny minority held vast amounts of wealth while the workers struggled to make ends meet. The banking system was also corrupt, with bankers using their power to create financial bubbles and crises, all for their own personal gain. with the establishment of the Party, all of this changed.

Our leaders recognized the inherent flaws of capitalism and worked tirelessly to create a new economic system that would benefit all members of society, not just the wealthy few.

Under the Party's guidance, the stock market and banking system were completely restructured. Companies were no longer allowed to operate solely for profit, but had to take into account the well-being of their employees and the impact on the environment. The stock market was no longer a tool for the rich to exploit, but a means of investment for the greater good. The banking system was transformed, with strict guidance to prevent the kind of financial crises that had plagued the world in the past. Bankers were no longer allowed to create money out of thin air and engage in risky investments that endangered the entire economy.

With these changes, wealth inequality was solved, and everyone is able to enjoy a higher standard of living. The Party's economic policies are designed to benefit everyone, not just a select few. The results speak for themselves.

Long live Oceania. Long live the Party.

[Anonymous No.54631774]

>>54630364
what the fuck anon. youre fucked. major top signal, thank you.

[Anonymous No.54631775]

>>54631443
GOOG is the new INTC. Doomed to trade flat for 15 years.

[Anonymous No.54631779]

>>54631732
There's a difference?

[Anonymous No.54631787]

>>54631732
>I won't trust that shit.
It can't be trusted because it makes too many mistakes. Spend some time asking ChatGPT questions and you'll see how retarded it can be. Companies that fall for hype and start depending on these chat bots will learn this lesson the hard way

[Anonymous No.54631794]

>>54631765
I read the Wikipedia on him just a few min ago and just started a YT vid on the 87 crash that came up in the Bing search of him.

[Anonymous No.54631797]

>>54631732
Motherfuckers took my 3.5mm jack.

[Anonymous No.54631808]

>>54631516
>Tfw white men were the good guys all along

I personally can't see a pet as sexual. What's more is I can't believe how anyone could. Even attempting to empathize with pet abusers to imagine how they could enjoy it taints my mind. It is literally child abuse. Worse, even. Because pets will never leave your side whereas human children will send you to a nursing home.

[Anonymous No.54631809]

>>54631765
How does high demand not reflect in pps? How much does the US hold in reserve?

[Anonymous No.54631821]

>>54631808
>white men were the good guys all along
Well, duh. We give the dogs jobs and discipline.

[Anonymous No.54631852]

>>54631773
Fuck you commie this is a capitalist wagie thread.

[Anonymous No.54631857]

>>54631787
I hope they do. I hope they fire us. Things will fall apart so fast, and we'll finally get our cheapies.

These CEOs fail to understand which quadrant ChatGPT falls under, in pic related. And why wouldn't they? They've never taken anything outside of a business course.

[Anonymous No.54631887]

>>54631794
Yup he predicted that one and his phd dissertation was the Put/Call ratio everyone argues about on fintwit. RIP Marty...

>While working on his Ph.D. dissertation at Michigan State University, Zweig created the Put-Call Ratio – a now-popular short-term sentiment indicator that compares the volume of put options to call options. The ratio is used to gauge the level of fear & greed in the market.

>>54631809
We have too much supply from the mild winter and europe is being smug not getting new Natty Gas contracts from either the USA or Qatar and accelerating their WOKE GREEN ENERGY sh!t after the once a lifetime mild winter + China fast turnaround COVID reopening saved their asses from recession. It's going to take time to work off all the extra supply in the northern hemisphere to make US Henry Hub futures go up.

https://www.celsiusenergy.net/p/natural-gas-supply-demand.html

[Anonymous No.54631919]

>>54631765
Wait there's no more cocaine inside traders?

[Anonymous No.54631932]

who the fuck is Martin Gale?

[Anonymous No.54631949]

>>54631932
Founder, Chairman, and CEO of NAK2.

[Anonymous No.54631964]

>>54631622
No it is pumping because even the most basic AI is shitting all over Google, codetrannies and (((artist))). Just like how being able to download a song and stream videos on the internet destroyed the once mighty record and television industry. Or how the automobile ended the horse and carriage industry. Or how fossil fuels ended the whaling industry. Or how the printing press ended the scribe industry.

You are looking at it the wrong way Bobo. Think of how many industries and jobs will disappear over night because companies can just type in a question and receive an answer instead of hiring someone with a college degree to do it. If all the AI can do is what it can currently do then it is already going to be devastating.

AI isn't going to prevent a recession, AI will be the Recession.

[Anonymous No.54631965]

>>54631932
that's my SPY options selling coach

[Anonymous No.54631972]

>>54631932
Me.

[Anonymous No.54631983]

>>54631972
well here's some money
now can you give me my money back?

[Anonymous No.54631993]

>>54631983
my money now lol

[Anonymous No.54631997]

>>54631932
My financial advisor. Really lost me some money last year.

[Anonymous No.54632010]

does the IRS accept alcoholism as a reason for filing an extension?

[Anonymous No.54632019]

>>54631932
>>54631965
His coaching style is all flash and no substance. I dropped him as my coach at the first of the year.

[Anonymous No.54632021]

>>54632010
Im sure theyll understand, theyre probably all alcoholics too.

[Anonymous No.54632025]

I'm 31 and I make 22k per year. Anyone else doing worse?

[Anonymous No.54632038]

>>54632025
Comparing yourself to others is one of the worst things you can do.

[Anonymous No.54632044]

>>54632025
22k doing what?

[Anonymous No.54632049]

>>54632025
just suck 22k more dicks

[Anonymous No.54632057]

>>54632044
I'm a sound engineer at a nice venue and I do graphic design on the side.

>>54632038
Fair. Just trying to get some perspective.

[Anonymous No.54632065]

>>54632025
Bruh you can pick orders at Amazon for more than that.

[Anonymous No.54632072]

Bros my Pizza Hut rewards expired. Fucking shattered rn

[Anonymous No.54632080]

>>54632065
Yeah and feel like my soul is getting sucked out of my body. I love my job and I make 25-30/hr, the work is just irregular.

[Anonymous No.54632082]

>>54632025
i'm 41 and only make 25k/yr

[Anonymous No.54632094]

>>54632025
32, dropped out of CPA exam to neet. You decide

[Anonymous No.54632098]

>>54631477
>>54631504

[Anonymous No.54632123]

Remember Workhorse? I got mailed a little card telling me I can join a class action lawsuit against them for fraud. What an funny ending. It was my first meme stock, watching in amazement as people were doubling their money here on hype. Good time, good time.

[putsRnotDaWae No.54632129]

Everyone laughs at me and yet all my predictions come true while I keep collecting the bones of bears.

We are NEVER going to touch 3800 ever again.

Recession was last year, it already happened and bears completely missed it.

[Anonymous No.54632130]

>>54632098
This can't be happening. The rape hikes were supposed to kill growth. I read all the Michael Burry books. I was supposed to be Warren Heckin Buffet. Jerome lied, Bobos died.

[Anonymous No.54632143]

dividend bros, I don't feel so good right now...

https://youtu.be/b2kV1oZPYYc

[Anonymous No.54632144]

The bud light news story makes me nauseous, just like their goy juice

[Anonymous No.54632152]

Now what?

[Anonymous No.54632160]

>>54632152
we go down and to the side

[Anonymous No.54632163]

>>54630798
>>54630843
>>54631110
What the problem with fascism? You seem scared and emotional, are you a tiny hat by any chance?

[Anonymous No.54632164]

>>54632152
>Now what?
Chicken butt

[Anonymous No.54632183]

>>54632123
I got a few grand in a suit after I was duped by big5guy into buying LCI. they settled anyway even though the issue in question was public information, just not heavily publicized.

[Anonymous No.54632192]

>>54632144
Oh no my goydrink isn't redpilled! I'll pick another goydrink that will show em'! What's Tucker have to say about this? Wake up you idiot chuds. None of the companies you like give a shit about you.

[Anonymous No.54632195]

>>54632164
Frasier is such a great show. My wife and I have been watching it

[Anonymous No.54632215]

>tfw I live within 50 miles of literally 1 million niggers

It's quite unsettling to think about

[Anonymous No.54632222]

>>54632192
thats why you reject big corpos dummy. in this day and age you can find the mom and pop types online or in town, you just have to pay more.

[Anonymous No.54632229]

>>54631558
>bard still completely unusable
>jeet ceo still with 0 (zero) solutions
He was hyping bars up big on 60 minutes last night

[Anonymous No.54632238]

>>54632229
>bars
Bard

[Anonymous No.54632243]

Tell me how you really feel.

[Anonymous No.54632253]

>>54632243
i feel like we're being set up

[Anonymous No.54632271]

>>54631919
Jews are so cheap there's no more budget for coffee for their boiler rooms

>Goldman Sachs bankers — many of them already jittery over the prospect of getting fired — were greeted with a cold slap as they returned to work on Tuesday: crappy coffee that was no longer free.
>As the rank and file filtered into the mega-bank’s posh Manhattan headquarters at 200 West St., those who went to grab their usual cup of joe in the so-called “Sky Lobby” on the 11th floor were confronted with “a sign and a woman yelling at us that it was no longer complimentary,” one caffeine-addicted employee griped.
https://nypost.com/2023/01/03/goldman-sachs-yanks-free-coffee-perk-as-layoffs-loom/

[Anonymous No.54632278]

this thread is pretty shit, LABU bros

[Anonymous No.54632283]

>>54632057
>perspective
what good is it going to do you? what does it matter if others have more or less? do you have enough for yourself or not? if not then change the situation. it is worth it to have to do a job you like less, if at all, in order to have more money? what's the reason for wanting more, so you can have as much as others, or have enough? you have no debt, you love your job, why in the fuck care what anyone else has or doesn't? what kind of fucked up shit is it to hope others have less so you can feel better? THOU SHALT NOT COVET, faggot.

[Anonymous No.54632286]

>>54632253
who's setting up whom

[Anonymous No.54632298]

>>54632192
It's honestly hilarious, surely if I just switch over to Coors nobody will think I'm gay. That's literally the thought process for these bozos. Who do you chuds think purple relates to in my picrel?

[Anonymous No.54632307]

>>54632271
bottom signal

[Anonymous No.54632324]

>>54631622
>Are stock valuations really rising because ChatGPT can write funny poems?
Yes this market is desperate for any good news

[Anonymous No.54632330]

>>54632278
>IT'S GOING TO 185.61 DOLLARS A SHARE

[Anonymous No.54632342]

>>54631797
Which one?

[Anonymous No.54632355]

>>54632298
where is the black mountain?

[Anonymous No.54632357]

>>54631622
>>54631964
>>54632324
you guys have no idea how wild it's gonna get. get good at trading lads or be left behind!

[Anonymous No.54632360]

>>54632025
Damn and I was sitting here feeling bummed because I'm down 5k on the year.

[Anonymous No.54632369]

>>54632355
All of them.
>We wuz mountainz n shieeeeet

[Anonymous No.54632377]

Imagine holding at market close on Friday the 16th, 1987.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Monday_(1987)

[Anonymous No.54632387]

>>54632357
Yeah but what if a human called "yourself" decoded the same.

[Anonymous No.54632399]

>>54632298
Nice false argument. No is not buying it because theyre worried people will think theyre gay. Theyre not buying it because they dont support men in womens clothing pretending to be women becoming normal.

[Anonymous No.54632401]

Um bobros? Are we gonna be ok?

[Anonymous No.54632404]

>>54632377
air brakes faggot
plunge protection team faggot
> you
> are
> hooked

[Anonymous No.54632419]

>>54632404
every time something breaks, they keep changing shit to prevent it from breaking again. At some point they have to have perfected the market so it only goes up.

[Anonymous No.54632420]

>>54632399
>Theyre not buying it because they dont support men in womens clothing pretending to be women becoming normal.
But what I'm saying it Coors accepts those things too. If you really didn't support it you would stop drinking goy juice

[Anonymous No.54632422]

>>54630843

You're mistaking authoritarianism for fascism. Using the correct words will get you farther.

Secondly Disney openly started a war with the state government. They had a sweetheart deal that was created because of Walt and should never have existed. Now it is gone and soon they'll be getting a new prison near Disneyworld.

[Anonymous No.54632432]

>>54632369
He's so sexy

[Anonymous No.54632435]

>>54632422
Farther or further?

[Anonymous No.54632443]

>>54632432

[Anonymous No.54632450]

>>54632387
humans would be too late.

Bloomberg terminal API --> ChatGPT API --> (Trading Algo) --> ThinkOrSwim API

nanosecond trades running off your Deep Faking Setup. Now all you need to do is to have it hooked directly to the NYSE fiber to reduce the latency.

https://www.bloomberg.com/company/press/bloomberggpt-50-billion-parameter-llm-tuned-finance/

>Bloomberg has released BloombergGPT, a new large language model (LLM) that has been trained on enormous amounts of financial data and can help with a range of natural language processing (NLP) activities for the financial sector. BlooombergGPT is a cutting-edge AI that can evaluate financial data quickly to help with risk assessments, gauge financial sentiment, and possibly even automate accounting and auditing activities.
>According to a statement from Bloomberg, an AI that is specifically trained with financial information is necessary due to the complexity and distinctive vocabulary of the financial business. The Bloomberg Terminal, a computer software platform used by investors and financial professionals to access real-time market data, breaking news, financial research, and advanced analytics, will be accessible to BloombergGPT.

[Anonymous No.54632451]

>>54632435
führer

[Anonymous No.54632455]

>>54630270
The cartoon Network is more smug and condescending than usual. Buy puts

[Anonymous No.54632466]

>>54632404
>trusting jew assurances

[Anonymous No.54632469]

>>54632357
This would be a lot more useful if it could also say whether the market will actually move up or down depending on Fed tone cuz in my experience it's a 50/50 toss-up

[Anonymous No.54632494]

>>54632469
step by step my dude. Maybe you should start coding the next layer

hell maybe get ChatGPT to work on Cramer.

[Anonymous No.54632533]

>>54632466
sell everything and get out of this general then faggot

[Anonymous No.54632534]

>>54631571
You are correct. I just chatted with support and they confirmed the ads can't be shut off. How retarded.

[Anonymous No.54632544]

>>54632533
Someone hit a nerve. Shalom.

[Anonymous No.54632548]

The glownigger pleas to buy the top are rapidly intensifying. They know something.

[Anonymous No.54632554]

>>54632534
picrel

[Anonymous No.54632559]

Just posting 1PBTID to mention AQB for the AI social media crawler algo bots who own the stock market.
Whoever reads this is a stupid faggot.

[Anonymous No.54632561]

>>54632533
I did sell everything and now I'm doing short swings and waiting on THA GREAT HEEM and DIPPARINO nigger so eat fag shit off of fag dicks.

[putsRnotDaWae No.54632573]

https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/12pbl6q/breaking_jerome_powell_news_conference_on/jgm2voh/

Inflation is actually REALLY good for blacks, poor and disabled.

[Anonymous No.54632584]

>>54632534
>you are correct

[Anonymous No.54632596]

>>54632559
Killbots have been deployed to your location

[Anonymous No.54632622]

>>54632387
Humans are slow and expensive compared to AI that is the whole thing.

[Anonymous No.54632632]

>>54632544
>>54632561
I just mean don't cry manipulation and then still partake.

[Anonymous No.54632634]

>>54632342

[Anonymous No.54632640]

>>54632072
Reminds me of when I had nine out of ten punches on my Subway card and they canceled the program

[Anonymous No.54632652]

>>54632634

[Anonymous No.54632653]

>>54632559
bad bot

[Anonymous No.54632669]

/smg/ more like poop & pee.

[Anonymous No.54632681]

>>54632072
I got a """free pizza""" recently but it only applied to orders over a certain amount and didn't apply to pickup orders. I was livid.

[Anonymous No.54632685]

>>54632622
what year did high frequency trading start? When you have the year what was the max ram of a PC?

[Anonymous No.54632686]

>>54632435
I was speaking in terms of distance, so what do you think.

[Anonymous No.54632696]

>>54632533
why sell everything when I can open shorts and actually make money

[Anonymous No.54632703]

>>54631545
>>54632534
DNS sinkhole maybe if they're served over a different domain.

[Anonymous No.54632748]

>>54632632
I'm not anti-participation, but am *very* cautious about holding overnight. There is going to come a point that we will wake up to
THA GREAT HEEM
and as some analyst I recently read (I think it was someone at JPM) said, on that day, what you own, you own. If I had another source of income I'd be at least somewhat *less* cautious, but I'm trying to play what little I have through all of this as best I can.

[Anonymous No.54632751]

>>54632685
One megabyte. Why is the PC relevant? Just to show retail cannot participate; then what really matters is that retail uses modems.

[Anonymous No.54632768]

>>54632696
see >>trusting jew assurances
>>54632748
it's called $nspy lurk more faggot

[Anonymous No.54632780]

Holy shit, not only I have $40k in crypto, I have $40k in bitfarms too. Fuck sake, do I sell and buy SCHD?

[Anonymous No.54632790]

>>54632751
well this kid is scared of a program that can't even "answer" a database before 2021 so

[Anonymous No.54632802]

>>54632780
you think schw isn't at risk? $jepi get with the right bank and chase a higher yield.

[Anonymous No.54632809]

>>54632780
>they used wearing a cartoon t-shirt to signify that he was retarded
>in 2023 you'll see adults in cartoon t-shirts every time you leave the house

[Anonymous No.54632844]

>>54632809
Regan freed all the tards and loonies. they walk among us now and breed.

[Anonymous No.54632847]

>>54632780
Sell and buy cash, there's really no better time to do it

[Anonymous No.54632854]

>>54632768
<nspy is going to stop the dark pools and gap from heeming you

[Anonymous No.54632856]

Debt service as a percent of disposable personal income is still around its lowest in recorded history. https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/TDSP..

Same with delinquency rates https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/DRALACBN..

Inflation is trending down.

$1.5T in office real estate by the end of 2025.

Commercial real estate won't drop 40%. That is just dreaming. It might drop that much in some cities (doubtful), but nationally it absolutely will not.

Unemployment being super low works against your argument as well.

So, while I agree that some things don't look great and we face a decent probability of a recession, I don't think things are as bad as people are making them out to be.

[Anonymous No.54632884]

>>54632854
not how an etf works but cool idea

[Anonymous No.54632887]

>>54632357
>Knows if Fed is dovish or hawkish
Wow stop the presses we're reaching the singularity

[Anonymous No.54632911]

>>54632884
yeah no shit, but < was supposed to be > obviously but I fly over the keys sometimes, especially while having a chat with a girl going in the side pane

[Anonymous No.54632915]

>>54630389
Ayo She Prolly Said Tha N Word And Shiet

[Anonymous No.54632930]

>>54630419
Both

[Anonymous No.54632934]

mmmm banana stock

also, fuck bears

[Anonymous No.54632943]

>>54632856
Who are you replying to, reddit spacing shill?

[Anonymous No.54632958]

>>54632911
You have violated the oath of the He-Man Woman Haters, we have to kick you out of the club now.

[Anonymous No.54633001]

>>54632884
the left can't meme

[Anonymous No.54633040]

>>54632958
I still think she's retarded and psycho, and should have been under strict subjugated rule all of her life, no right to vote, and only voice opinions privately, humbly, but with no say so.

[Anonymous No.54633069]

>>54631072
brutal dogpill

[Anonymous No.54633090]

>>54630389
White bitch was thinking racist thoughts

[Anonymous No.54633112]

Calls or puts for tomorrow? What are we thinking brocels?

[Anonymous No.54633114]

>>54630419
Twist it's you!

[Anonymous No.54633134]

>>54633112
Calls
There is no recession

[Anonymous No.54633142]

>>54633112
Imagine trying to predict the Joker market.

[Anonymous No.54633144]

>>54633112
friday condors between 410 and 417, or put debits at 416

[Anonymous No.54633150]

>some dude tells me 300 dollars is perfectly reasonable for a 'fun night out on the town' because sports tickets cost that much and then you gotta buy overpriced beer and food
>get called an autistic neet when I say that's retarded
Why do people want to be poor so bad?

[Anonymous No.54633152]

>>54633112
strangles
market will never move again

[Anonymous No.54633155]

>>54633112
Crabs

[Anonymous No.54633178]

>>54633150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8zdNe_l3M8

[Anonymous No.54633192]

>>54633150
money is inherently worthless if you never spend it

[Anonymous No.54633194]

a little more than an hour left for China to data dump on the futures

[Anonymous No.54633195]

>>54630587
>he thinks crony capitalist companies don't suck billions and billions from the state they reside in

[Anonymous No.54633220]

>>54633192
>he doesnt show his bank account to women.

[Anonymous No.54633222]

>>54633192
You pass it on to your kids so they can spend it.

[Anonymous No.54633245]

>>54633192
>His goal isn't to be financially independent and be a frugal neet for life
Beggin ya to go back

[Anonymous No.54633282]

>>54633195
And DIS could have kept doing it if they didn’t go full groomer.

[Anonymous No.54633289]

>future

https://youtu.be/rDSoDDx-GTI

[Anonymous No.54633302]

>>54633192
the peace of mind from just having it if you need it is of very great worth

[Anonymous No.54633304]

>>54633150
Who’s going to feed Ngubu’s kids?

[Anonymous No.54633345]

>>54633112
I think oil will continue to go down. I think the DJIA will double top and probably tap 34,000 again or just under before violently dumping like a shitcoin from may to sometime in june. Oil stocks have detached from the market and go down or up based on what oil is doing. About half of the oil and gas stocks are having their profit reports in around 2 weeks, then the other half will have them in about a month's time, which will influence the direction of ETFs like OILU. The DJIA tech stocks will be badly hit. Oil will go down in the next week, before rebounding into may. Violent selloff in early june, as usual.

[Anonymous No.54633466]

What do we think of CLF

[Anonymous No.54633489]

>>54632271
it's not about being cheap, this is just pure demoralization. probably to make people hate their job and get some voluntary quitting rather than have to do more layoffs

[Anonymous No.54633530]

>>54633466
i think you're a forward young man for asking

[putsRnotDaWae No.54633533]

>>54633466
I hold CLF, and yes, I am trans.

[Anonymous No.54633759]

>>54631622
gpt4 is unironically sentient

[Anonymous No.54633908]

>>54631787
Get plus and use gpt4, I have yet to get nonsense out of it, the simple stuff it still fucks up ("what's the nth letter of 'word'" etc) are mainly artifacts of tokenization (the model doesn't get the actual text you type, it gets preprocessed into a form the model can use, so the accuracy of sub-token operations is poor)

[Anonymous No.54634063]

>>54633194
China beat on all metrics

https://tradingeconomics.com/china/calendar

[Anonymous No.54634107]

>>54634063
Im done with US stocks. How do I into chink equities?

[Anonymous No.54634149]

>>54634107
I just play YINN/CWEB. Easy buy point at 42-43 last week on China AI regulation talk.

The other way to play it is buying European/French Luxury brands traded on US OTC (if you can't buy directly in the French markets) LVMUY, HESAY

Chinks love spending money on status

[Anonymous No.54634162]

>>54634149
thanks senpai

[Anonymous No.54634672]

>>54631072
>yeah, she’s hot, but someone

The dog

>somewhere is tired of her shit

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