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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:28:35 2023 No.54628588 [Reply] [Original]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:29:27 2023 No.54628600 File: 693 B, 98x140, nothing2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:29:39 2023 No.54628603 File: 37 KB, 599x450, 1671236617441982.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:30:40 2023 No.54628621 CTLT crashing

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:30:42 2023 No.54628623 why arent we pumping? I thought this was a bull market

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:30:49 2023 No.54628624 File: 79 KB, 793x992, 1667525214485530.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54628588 WTF I've heard of some of those companies?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:30:57 2023 No.54628626 how are we feeling about Netflix? even my normie friends stopped using it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:31:18 2023 No.54628635 File: 418 KB, 750x747, 1622513444613.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54628588 I do business with some of those companies...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:31:41 2023 No.54628640 >>54628623 fed said recession, everything is overvalued.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:31:55 2023 No.54628645 File: 32 KB, 657x470, 1672353747772212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BBAI bros how we feelin' today

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:32:01 2023 No.54628646 File: 51 KB, 800x771, 1661793209926439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54628588 this reminds me, last year start of selloff was NFLX with those really bad sub numbers, right? imagine..

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:32:43 2023 No.54628657 bros did we ever find out where to get Vanguard swag?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:33:48 2023 No.54628673 File: 719 KB, 1170x2532, 35F0FB7F-7277-440C-AED5-92E0EF4CE32E.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54628588 I just put all my money into VFIAX. Am I fucked?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:34:32 2023 No.54628687 >>54628623 Because I was duped into buying bbai this morning

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:34:32 2023 No.54628686 >>54628588 OP is gay for Cramer

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:35:10 2023 No.54628694 CTLT crash halted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:35:17 2023 No.54628696 >>54628687 >Longing something called "big bear" Anon, I...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:36:02 2023 No.54628707 Is Goldman Sachs good for hedge funds? I just broke $10M and am eligible to invest with them

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:36:15 2023 No.54628709 File: 530 KB, 736x813, pepe_business.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't watch CNBC and Bloomberg anymore because it's too diverse. Which means incompetent people get to give advice because of their ethnicity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:36:59 2023 No.54628718 >>54628709 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmdtJWmR9zQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:37:20 2023 No.54628723 >>54628709 This is why I hope Steve Jobs is burning in hell for introducing phonefags to the internet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:38:20 2023 No.54628733 >>54628718 https://youtu.be/gY2s4hJ8kuA

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:40:17 2023 No.54628753 >>54628733 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAb8Q9X2xAc

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:42:40 2023 No.54628786 File: 101 KB, 540x810, licis4wxhdiz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54628753 >Blondie

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:45:37 2023 No.54628826 >>54628786 https://finance.yahoo.com/news/lockheed-lmt-wins-contract-build-121412520.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx51eegLTY8

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:46:40 2023 No.54628834 File: 197 KB, 680x780, 1641314694205.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it's the prophesied dildos the breakout to 5000 started here

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:47:31 2023 No.54628838 File: 71 KB, 1000x982, FCotFscWUAgQF4r.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] today was the generational bottom, wasn't it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:47:47 2023 No.54628840 File: 2 KB, 307x25, spy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lol. Lmao even.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:47:48 2023 No.54628842 UH BUDDIES... VIX CALCULATOR....

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:48:27 2023 No.54628852 >>54628838 that doesn't happen until september

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:49:19 2023 No.54628867 >>54628786 Thats a man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:49:25 2023 No.54628869 >magically recover in 20 minutes with no volume

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:49:53 2023 No.54628876 >VIX below 17 it's over there will never be volatility again

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:50:29 2023 No.54628882 File: 240 KB, 322x473, 1681404859339443.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54628869 >with no volume

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:51:09 2023 No.54628894 >>54628867 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqeKV2UYq1Q

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:51:46 2023 No.54628901 File: 90 KB, 450x393, 1637214038764.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:53:15 2023 No.54628915 File: 1.90 MB, 1280x720, Mumu wrestling intro.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Chad bulls win again

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:54:11 2023 No.54628926 File: 271 KB, 1558x1211, qqq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 2 weeks of no movement. Surely this is a sign or a reversal?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:54:30 2023 No.54628935 >>54628707 Do you really thing anyone here has 10million? We are broke

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:54:52 2023 No.54628941 Why is Morgan Stanley so based?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:55:41 2023 No.54628950 >>54628838 Generational top

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:56:02 2023 No.54628958 File: 96 KB, 482x900, 1681699692554096.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHERE MY TRKA NIGGERS AT ARE YOU READY

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:57:03 2023 No.54628970 >>54628958 ready for the dump? sure

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:57:42 2023 No.54628976 >>54628935 >>54628707 You have Vanguard, Prudential, Schwab and if you really wanted, Blackrock, and you want GS. Could work out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_GUnwlXqP4

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:58:06 2023 No.54628983 >>54628876 Why Is The Forest Quiet. And Should You Be Scared If The Forest Is Quiet?

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 18:59:40 2023 No.54628995
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Bros, I ain't feeling so good. Earnings will simply be adjusted down. Banks are all beating. And when semis post their worst yet, that simply means the bottom has been found, meaning the market rallies.
It really is true, it's that shrimple. Just buy semi dips and you are literally set...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:00:19 2023 No.54629007 >>54628958 redpill me on trka

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:01:10 2023 No.54629016 This can't be happening.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:01:25 2023 No.54629020 >>54629007 It's a pump and dump, and it pumped. Guess what comes next?

>>	Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Apr 17 19:01:41 2023 No.54629024 >>54628901 I dunno, I've been betting on sports all day. Shits way easier than betting on options.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:02:12 2023 No.54629033 >>54628995 >earnings are back dated 1.5-2 years >matching a period without trillions in foam >they think this is a bad time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImKY6TZEyrI

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:02:21 2023 No.54629038 >>54628958 TRKA IS A MYSTERY

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:02:34 2023 No.54629042 i really fucking hate 0dte i bet no one actually makes any money doing this shit, its the financial equivalent of stealing catalytic converters

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:03:07 2023 No.54629048 >>54628935 Is $10 million considered an unrealistic amount of money these days? I just worked my way up the industry ladder and got a side hustle going doing consulting. I’m broke compared to most of my friends. I drive a beater Tacoma

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:03:28 2023 No.54629052 Got fucking destroyed today and the day isn't even over yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:03:54 2023 No.54629062 >>54629042 >Noooo, you can't inflate asset values during inflation Hahaha, bears are pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:04:18 2023 No.54629066 >>54629048 If you had 10million in assets why would you shitpost here Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’m poor

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:05:22 2023 No.54629077 +0.09% total bobo heemageddon

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:05:47 2023 No.54629081 yes of course its gonna finish the day at +-0% this piece of shit garbage

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:05:57 2023 No.54629082 what a boring day, mostly crabbing

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:06:19 2023 No.54629092 File: 75 KB, 597x456, 1653902302874480.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >up 0.38% TOTAL BOBO DEATH

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:06:42 2023 No.54629099 Appl is a bank now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:07:03 2023 No.54629103 >>54629082 Today was a good day for the BTU put sellers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:07:06 2023 No.54629106 >>54629042 did you hate the options when they were mon/weds/fri? i find it funny that youtubers complain about them and now everyone thinks they make a difference

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:07:17 2023 No.54629109 >>54629066 4chan has a LOT of HNWI’s. It’s the center of the internet. Take a peek at your CEO’s laptop and you’ll most likely see a /biz/ tab open in the background

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:08:17 2023 No.54629123 File: 8 KB, 468x403, 1667888470019357.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:09:43 2023 No.54629137 >>54629109 I have a blue Collar job. Not unionized making minimum the only gains I get are muscle and head aches

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:09:47 2023 No.54629138 >>54629109 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIs5StN8J-0

>>	Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ Mon Apr 17 19:10:07 2023 No.54629144 File: 239 KB, 768x1024, 11353C90-AE40-455B-9FAB-A9507E9961EA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629099 Yes, goy, that’s correct. Now kiss uncle timmy’s ring.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:10:10 2023 No.54629145 >>54629099 Yes, been in the works for a while now courtesy of our friends at Goldman: https://appleinsider.com/articles/23/04/17/apple-finally-launches-high-yield-apple-savings-account

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:11:11 2023 No.54629159 File: 1006 KB, 698x900, f9uEPF4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629109 You don't say..

>>	Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Apr 17 19:11:13 2023 No.54629160 File: 165 KB, 1529x806, _1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Should I buy some puts on this chart before we close?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:11:24 2023 No.54629162 I bought BMBL options

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:11:39 2023 No.54629165 VIX. Low. Puts. Not Bought. Market. Not Hedge. Un-Hedged. Lack of Hedging. In The Market. Bad. Convexity Comes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:12:04 2023 No.54629172 >>54629137 You make minimum wage? Do you realize little 14 year old Timmy is making more than you with his lawn mowing service? Minimum wage is for high schoolers, not real people. Get a real job

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:12:49 2023 No.54629182 >>54629165 I wouldn't be selling new puts right now if I were you. That comes later.

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:12:57 2023 No.54629185

>>54628588
>it's another rush in and short the vix day
>4.5 months running
>new 2 year low on the vix

The vix is now lower than the peak of money printing and 0% rates. Unreal. Multiple banks failed this month and short term rates are still over 5%. How do they keep getting away with it....

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:13:54 2023 No.54629199 >>54629159 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNchTKdRs2A

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:13:57 2023 No.54629200 hit -80% for the year so far cheers boys

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:14:05 2023 No.54629201 >>54629099 >>54629145 Lol they know apple fags are slaves

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:14:25 2023 No.54629205 File: 25 KB, 332x332, dagpanic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629165 what, no! but my entire strategy is based on concavity!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:14:38 2023 No.54629206 >>54629182 I'm not selling puts. Because when VIX is this low, it means risk premia is anemic. Can't harvest risk premia at VIX this low. And we all know what happens when VIX is this low. The hurricane. The vomma hurricane.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:14:43 2023 No.54629210 >>54629144 The best part of being wealthy is having girls like these hang around you at social gatherings. You don’t have sex with them. They’re essentially just art. Art that walks and talks and gives the entire party a fun vibe

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:15:44 2023 No.54629232 File: 129 KB, 292x302, 1677459939810548.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629145 >High yield >4.15% apy lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:15:48 2023 No.54629233 >>54629172 I lack the means to get the tools I need so I gamble my 4 digit portfolio in hopes of making it big. I already tripled my initial investment but 1000x3 is still $3k

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:16:16 2023 No.54629241 I was afk for a few hours. What happened around 2pm that sparked this buying frenzy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:16:58 2023 No.54629250 >>54629241 this happens everyday.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:16:59 2023 No.54629251 >>54629210 sounds like annoying leeches

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:17:01 2023 No.54629252 File: 63 KB, 1180x613, Fortress savings account.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629232

>>	Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Apr 17 19:17:03 2023 No.54629253 What the fuck happened at 2pm that made the market get a giant boner? Did everybody forget that we're about to go into WW3 arc, and equities are supposed to be cheaper next year than today?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:17:18 2023 No.54629258 >>54629232 That's pretty high by today's standards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:17:20 2023 No.54629259 >>54629241 the market gods rewarded me for using that chicken broth that was sitting in my freezer for 6 months

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:17:56 2023 No.54629263 File: 253 KB, 580x579, 1630169697555.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629258 I know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:17:58 2023 No.54629266 >>54629253 >What the fuck happened at 2pm that made the market get a giant boner? I faxed the NYSE my nudes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:18:19 2023 No.54629272 i hate mumu niggers so much it is unreal

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:18:31 2023 No.54629276 >>54629250 >>54629253 >>54629259 It doesn't stop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:18:54 2023 No.54629284 I bought the dip in regionals ez gaem ez lief

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:18:59 2023 No.54629285 >>54629185 Worst news is best news. It means the market is fully nationalized and crashes are illegal now, USD be damned.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:19:10 2023 No.54629290 >>54629258 https://www.cfg.bank/personal-banking/personal-deposit-rates/

>>	Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Apr 17 19:20:18 2023 No.54629307 Just completely reversals all the winnings bobo made this morning on no fucking news. This fucking market is acting super tranny, FAKE & GAY frens FAKE & GAY.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:20:59 2023 No.54629319 Who said what? Why pump?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:21:54 2023 No.54629333 File: 39 KB, 373x295, scroogebindive.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54628588 AFTERNOON DELIGHT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu1UXCdyNo0

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:22:06 2023 No.54629339 These gains are antisemitic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:22:35 2023 No.54629349 Why is it that "Bank of Canada" and "Bank of England" and "Bank of India" are central banks, but "Bank of America" is some shit ass company

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:23:14 2023 No.54629359 File: 97 KB, 1024x1024, _d4d4391c-8d6f-490f-be33-b1b788c2616b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THA GREAT HEEM HAS BEEN POSTPONED BY ONE MORE DAY

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:23:28 2023 No.54629361 >>54629349 we are a fake and gay country

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:23:46 2023 No.54629368 File: 93 KB, 1024x1024, 1672850751221495.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629241 Recession got one day closer

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:23:47 2023 No.54629369 what are some good ways to bulk up your stool (financially speaking)?

>>	Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Apr 17 19:24:15 2023 No.54629376 >>54629333 I don't get no fucking afternoon delight. I just want a fucking blow job and some alpha on this here market move. bull shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:24:56 2023 No.54629390 >>54629339 >Ich bin ein Berliner. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcVb6l4TpHw

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:25:31 2023 No.54629398 SLURP ETERNAL

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:25:32 2023 No.54629399 >>54629376 same but both not gonna happen

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:25:40 2023 No.54629401 >>54629349 Bank of the untied states was Hamilton's idea

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:26:29 2023 No.54629413
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>ordered a new phone on ebay late last year from reputable seller since they don't sell galaxy S21 ultra's new anymore anywhere else
>screen fails after a month
>seller lets me swap it out
>2nd one fails too so I try to get a refund
>they don't respond
>credit card chargeback
>win and get refund and keep phone
>just traded the faulty phone in at my local store for a pixel 7 pro
not only did I get a refund but I basically got almost a full free phone out of it for my inconvenience.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:26:48 2023 No.54629419 >>54629376 you want too much, faggot. you're so insufferable how about dont cheat on people and, most importantly, don't cheat yourself.

>>	Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Apr 17 19:26:49 2023 No.54629420 File: 40 KB, 720x694, 1530195119341.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629399

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:26:51 2023 No.54629421 File: 1.05 MB, 1193x669, Screenshot 2023-04-17 152613.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:26:57 2023 No.54629424 >>54628588 This is a crypto board stock fags

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:27:32 2023 No.54629429 >>54629290 >Norf FC bank

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:28:42 2023 No.54629451 >>54629401 >That little faggot, he's a millionaire. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV8YJ7OfOWU

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:28:51 2023 No.54629452 File: 80 KB, 450x477, n9-The-Fist-of-the-North-Star.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629413 what a chad

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:29:29 2023 No.54629465 I just need one nice pump to sell it all. I'm down about 3.5% on my portfolio, mostly Intel and 3M Not sure should I sell my Meta for 30% profit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:30:20 2023 No.54629476 >>54629276 IT KEEPS ON GOING!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:30:33 2023 No.54629480 >>54629424 post your crypto portfolio so we can laugh

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:31:07 2023 No.54629486 >>54629349 murica is a special place filled with people who have special needs

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:31:23 2023 No.54629492 >>54629465 >Meta How many shares Zuckshares do you hold?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:31:29 2023 No.54629495 >>54629465 just recently bought 3m at 102.50, should i just sell? is it gonna go lower?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:31:31 2023 No.54629498 >>54629413 USED AS IS it was very generous of the seller to let you swap it out after a month. you are the nigger that the burger king man is calling nigger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:31:50 2023 No.54629504 >>54629413 pixel 7 pro is a fucking beast to top it off dont mind it warming up during the first week, its trying to find an optimal battery consumption profile tailored just for you

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:32:07 2023 No.54629512 File: 191 KB, 496x540, 1658801151247418.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So wait it's just going to go back to +/- 0%?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:32:19 2023 No.54629515 File: 299 KB, 672x552, 56079F1C-EDDB-45BF-BEFE-AAF6B12D9358.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For me, it’s GameStop

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:32:41 2023 No.54629520 >>54629421 she doesn't need chatgpt to know how I would move inside her, if you know what I mean

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:33:49 2023 No.54629530 >>54629520 what did he mean by this?

>>	Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Apr 17 19:33:51 2023 No.54629532 >>54629413 nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:33:51 2023 No.54629533 File: 100 KB, 1920x1080, Dwyer - Almost nothing can stop this rally.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:34:06 2023 No.54629538 >>54629515 go back to your containment thread you sodding nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:34:32 2023 No.54629546 File: 108 KB, 1920x1080, 1621384421425.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629533

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:34:35 2023 No.54629548

>>54629042
How long have these fucking idiot 0dtes been a thing? I'm sure it wasn't only in the last year but it's only recently they've become a giga cunt. Something else is at play. It's normal to want to blame something like this but it's like the Eurodollar Jew always says, there's something people are missing because they don't know it's even there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:34:38 2023 No.54629549 >>54629424 This is fag board you crypto stock

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:34:59 2023 No.54629552 >>54629504 Have a s22 ultra that I was considering replacing with pixel 7 pro, so it's a good phone?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:35:08 2023 No.54629556 File: 183 KB, 816x1456, FtgV7OPacAIzSIo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] just sold my JPM go long NFLX through earnings this is financial advice

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:35:08 2023 No.54629557 >>54629241 market dries up and gets replaced with 0dte, frontloading the vix to absolute 0 and artificially raising the price >>54629250

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:35:27 2023 No.54629561 >>54629520 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGtVZgCYVgk

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:35:28 2023 No.54629563
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>>54629546
Don't tell me you're one of those people who listens to those bond idiots talking about rising 2 year yields and collateral shortages and gay shit like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:35:47 2023 No.54629568 According to yahoo! the (physical) VIX made a new 52 week low today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:35:58 2023 No.54629570 I am going to put a percentage of my monthly income into ETFs for the next couple of decades.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:36:10 2023 No.54629572 File: 340 KB, 637x356, 1672948582302687.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629563

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:36:22 2023 No.54629573 >>54629556 I only accept financial advice from the AI porn posters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:36:32 2023 No.54629576 File: 764 KB, 735x1000, 1656658814036584.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629570

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:36:54 2023 No.54629582

>>54629099
Like I'd willingly put my money in any bank, let alone Apple. I'm 100% all in on brokerage, even get my paycheck direct deposited to it. After which point cash automatically gets converted to one type of security or another (e.g. short term bonds). All my expenses go on my credit card, and when it comes time to pay those, my bonds mature and the cash gets paid out via brokerage's bill pay. This is as close to becoming your own bank as you can get. The bankers do this type of stuff with your money anyway. Why not DIY, and profit instead of (((them))).

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:37:07 2023 No.54629585 File: 193 KB, 816x1456, FtjzfSxaAAMnaRQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629573 it is indeed AI

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:37:12 2023 No.54629587 Vix under 17. Now what?

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:37:22 2023 No.54629591

>>54628588
why is the VIX so low after such a big pump in march towards an earnings season that will be a disgrace?

I sold some stuff today and bought IBDX. The yields might try to make a run for 4% again but they will fail and go back to 3.3 maybe even 3% by mid may

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:38:04 2023 No.54629597 File: 528 KB, 649x752, 1681488770086970.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629591 Yeah, really compels one to contemplate...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:38:29 2023 No.54629602 oh look more V-shaped movement totally organic price action here on the stock exchange

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:39:21 2023 No.54629613 >>54629591 >>54629557

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:39:50 2023 No.54629616
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"The selected contract is a non-standard option that has been adjusted"

What does this mean? Says deliverables of 10 with a multiplier of 100.. does this mean I have to buy 1000 shares per option contract?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:39:54 2023 No.54629620 >>54629538 Shill me a better investment than GameStop right fucking now

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:40:02 2023 No.54629621

>>54629557
New low km VIX today >>54629568.
With volatility this low prices will adjust to the rate of money creation.
Just look at how the markets advanced in the low VIX years of 2017 and 2018.
A slow, but mostly steady, upward drift.
0DTE negates daily up and downside momentum potentials.
Holy shit how come they always find new ways to keep this thing afloat?!?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:40:08 2023 No.54629622 File: 192 KB, 220x124, tenor_gif1283136637845650265.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fucking hell VIX under 17 VIX UNDER 17 AND MUMUS ARE STILL EUPHORIC HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:40:09 2023 No.54629625

>>54629552
jumping from the pixel 4a to the 7 pro was the largest jump since i got a samsung s3 over a decade ago
the camera makes the iphone's its bitch for half the price
as long as this piece of shit doesn't shit itself in the next four years, it may be the goat phone

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:40:14 2023 No.54629627 File: 273 KB, 825x688, oNHcaOS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629515

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:40:33 2023 No.54629630 File: 207 KB, 816x1456, FthIDYpXsAEHZx3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629620 FRC

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:40:50 2023 No.54629636 File: 8 KB, 374x78, Youll cowards dont even leverage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629616 >Max gain: $3k >Max loss: $17k Bro

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:40:50 2023 No.54629637 >>54629622 Well duh, it's on the road to 15.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:42:18 2023 No.54629647 >>54629620 TSLA, INTC, PNC, F.. I can't stop to list the entirety of publicly traded companies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij65wvAGX-c

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:42:32 2023 No.54629655 Bobos coping hard as fuck itt, nobody cares about your VIX keep crying bitch

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:42:52 2023 No.54629661 >>54629591 >why is the VIX so low Perceived and anticipated risk has nearly been eliminated. Markets might systematically move upwards for much longer than people anticipate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:43:16 2023 No.54629664 File: 462 KB, 720x544, 1662844215845918.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We are so BACK and we are NEVER leaving AGAIN.

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:44:51 2023 No.54629683

>>54629492
Eh. 20 lol
Should have slurped more at 90 but I put money in dividend stocks too. I was sure about Meta but I fell for the dividend compound meme and now I own a lot of those kind of stocks

>>54629495
Its going to go lower if shit goes sideways because of the lawsuit. We will know more in a month and a half when the in person settlement talks begin. I expect a shitshow
Conclusion in 2024. I fucked up royally on that one.
I would not touch any stock what has this sort of legal shit anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:46:27 2023 No.54629707 >>54629664 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqgUG_JVzCs

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:46:44 2023 No.54629711 fuck this gay market

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:46:54 2023 No.54629714

>>54629661
>Perceived and anticipated risk has nearly been eliminated
According to what? Are you the putsnotdawae reddit troon?
You faggots never explain what has actually changed, you make vague and unsubstantiated claims about what you think are the trends according to your bias.
The bank credit problems haven't gone away, arguably haven't even really begun in earnest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:47:14 2023 No.54629722 >>54629582 Does this actually work? Or is this a retarded strategy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:48:14 2023 No.54629739 oil bros....

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:48:45 2023 No.54629743 File: 76 KB, 543x353, Dwyer - Buy stocks now.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629572 >>54629707

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:48:59 2023 No.54629746 I can’t believe anyone thinks this market has anywhere to go but up. The amount of buying is insane right now. The downside is like trying to punch through concrete.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:49:30 2023 No.54629753 >>54629722 basically what I do as well, not going to let banks lend my money for free. instead I will collect interest, cashback, and miles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:49:46 2023 No.54629756 File: 130 KB, 1910x1000, 1671655070865072.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629743

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:49:57 2023 No.54629757 File: 121 KB, 1434x1080, 1665077457549202.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:50:27 2023 No.54629763 File: 82 KB, 300x252, Gigabrain Dwyer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >EARLY MOC IMBALANCE 248 BLN BUY-SIDE.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:50:49 2023 No.54629764 >>54629746 you should just buy bitcoin

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:50:58 2023 No.54629766 >>54629746 >The amount of buying is insane right now So why isn't it going up, have you thought about that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:51:11 2023 No.54629767 >>54629714 >REEEEEE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN120kCiVyQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:51:29 2023 No.54629773 File: 64 KB, 400x716, Dwyer - Insanity.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629756

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:51:52 2023 No.54629776 >>54629753 Are you taxed on capital gains when you pay via bill pay? I don’t know how this works

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:51:57 2023 No.54629778

>>54629714
>According to what?
According to the VIX, you daft cunt.
>Are you the putsnotdawae reddit troon?
No. I am the JEPI schizo on mobile.
>You faggots never explain what has actually changed
Well, according to the VIX... Read above.
>The bank credit problems haven't gone away, arguably haven't even really begun in earnest.
So they're nonexistent is what you're saying?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:51:59 2023 No.54629781 >>54629739 I took my profits on SHEL last week, what's the case for oil from here?

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:52:00 2023 No.54629782
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>>54629746
Volume is low faggot...

But dips being bought up near the end of the day is a bullish signal typical.. Max pain for qqq was 317. Friday is 306... So good luck with that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:52:10 2023 No.54629786 Is VIX even still theoretically capable of spiking during a crash with all this 0DTE fuckery?

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:52:38 2023 No.54629796

>>54629711
This.
>>54629757
Honestly how the fuck it crabs just a bit below where I want to just clear my whole portfolio? How does it know? In February I was down 0.3% or 300eur and waited a few hours for it to hit 0 so I can clear it but everything went down
I swear it's fucking Truman Show

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:53:03 2023 No.54629803 >>54629757 Git gud. You're confusing a low volatility environment with a "crab market".

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:53:06 2023 No.54629804 >>54629764 All of my excess trading profit and unallocated capital go right in BTC and ETH.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:53:11 2023 No.54629805 File: 936 KB, 1125x889, 1635957280262.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629773 HOWEVER

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:53:33 2023 No.54629811 tmf

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:53:58 2023 No.54629816 >>54629778 >So they're nonexistent is what you're saying? Only a woman would be capable of twisting my words this much

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:54:04 2023 No.54629818 >>54629766 retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:54:07 2023 No.54629820 >>54629778 Goldman Sachs said we were going to 90

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:54:09 2023 No.54629821 File: 38 KB, 488x270, Ya seethe bitch lmfao.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Some mark bought my WWE bags above the ask price kek Good luck to my fellow E Gods if you're going to hodl

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:54:13 2023 No.54629823 File: 544 KB, 4000x2672, 1674154723585087.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629746 >The amount of buying is insane right now >Checks volume WHY MUST YOU TURN /SMG/ INTO A HOUSE OF LIES?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:54:25 2023 No.54629826 >>54629803 >implying this isn't a crab market

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:54:55 2023 No.54629833 >>54629811 *TMV

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:55:06 2023 No.54629837 File: 638 KB, 1141x2173, 1676952403863632.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629821 raw tonight will be comfy

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:55:17 2023 No.54629839 >>54629786 I thought VIX was based on monthly vol, it does weird things in the face of daily volatility.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:55:26 2023 No.54629841 >>54629816 You might be interested in joining the boomer containment zone known as zerohedge.com

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:55:47 2023 No.54629847 What the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:56:03 2023 No.54629850 File: 862 KB, 1133x876, Dwyer - New highs are coming.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629805

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:56:18 2023 No.54629852 What's the play tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:56:20 2023 No.54629853 >>54629782 It's not low. we're up about 7% at 3pm over the last 5 days. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yILr8KdTPsU

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:56:27 2023 No.54629857 >>54629820 >Goldman Sachs said we were going to 90 On the VIX? Seriously?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:56:48 2023 No.54629860 >>54629820 Shit wrong person. >>54629781

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:57:00 2023 No.54629861 >>54629839 It is and it does. I read somewhere they were building a new vix to deal with 0dte. The real question to deal with is why 0dtes can fuck with shit this much at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:57:20 2023 No.54629863 File: 56 KB, 500x500, Ft8KX7_X0BYutSJ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] al7amdulillah ya ikhwan the meowatollah has spoken

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:57:20 2023 No.54629864 >>54629852 50% UPRO, 50% SPXL

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:58:05 2023 No.54629874 File: 789 KB, 1470x820, 1635960590744.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629850

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:58:22 2023 No.54629877 >>54629821 https://youtu.be/-yUGi2X42sQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:58:33 2023 No.54629878 File: 29 KB, 569x506, 1655818205718.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think I saw the line going left for a tick

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:59:45 2023 No.54629892
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>>54628673
>markets going up because everyone realized the only reason it was going down is because Bobo wearing a mustache said he thought inflation would be higher in a survey

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:59:48 2023 No.54629895 >>54629860 >>54629820 Did they give a time frame on that? Like this summer or fall?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:59:51 2023 No.54629896 is there any way website that will show me chicago muni bonds and how they're trending? https://twitter.com/CWBChicago/status/1647998114542829571

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 19:59:54 2023 No.54629898 File: 87 KB, 1272x714, Dwyer - Don't hide, just buy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629874

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:00:00 2023 No.54629900 File: 505 KB, 1222x1429, __ootori_emu_project_sekai_drawn_by_naeja_msyjnz__011f02c8d750395acf1d7b3c31ad94b9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:00:22 2023 No.54629904 GG

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:00:37 2023 No.54629906 >>54629852 Should’ve bought BAC before close

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:00:46 2023 No.54629909 File: 82 KB, 410x307, 059158.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629863 Thank you brother. I will short euro of infidels instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:00:48 2023 No.54629910 >>54629776 doesn't really have anything to do with bills. you will be taxed as you normally would for accruing interest or trading profits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:01:00 2023 No.54629914 File: 154 KB, 1080x1015, Screenshot_20230417-210010.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh oh stinky

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:01:10 2023 No.54629916 File: 1.26 MB, 1224x874, 1681337883507214.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629900 miserable

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:01:41 2023 No.54629924 File: 17 KB, 400x400, QTtive-easing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The most beautiful person who will ever appear on Bloomberg?

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:02:09 2023 No.54629930

>>54629863
Qut meme

I'm a bit scared of the market and lonely and I gained a lot of fat during Easter.
Stuff is not going so good. I might go on a cut so at least I'll be lean, muscular and not just poor and stupid.

Bought some profitable companies today, I will DCA as well. If we see 3700 SP500 I'll put 10k in it. Fuck it all, I should do just that

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:02:15 2023 No.54629931 File: 83 KB, 1200x670, 1621366286350.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629898

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:02:52 2023 No.54629936 >>54629861 >>54629900 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svbv0ArjPGU

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:02:59 2023 No.54629937 >>54629900 >+0.97% 100% SPXL works again. Bobo in shambles. Again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:03:29 2023 No.54629940 >>54628588 puts on literally everything to make it bros

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:03:41 2023 No.54629945 >>54629753 both my wife and i came from families where people were retarded with money so we were both of the 'credit card bad mindset'... thankfully we rid ourselves of that and since we are actually responsible we reap the rewards

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:04:45 2023 No.54629955 File: 834 KB, 640x640, 1681323449062209.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >yields literally collapse of a nation tier

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:04:47 2023 No.54629956 Should I gamble a bit in JP Morgan tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:05:00 2023 No.54629958 File: 294 KB, 2048x1536, Smug Dwyer - Top Strategist - Buy Every Dip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629931

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:05:13 2023 No.54629964 File: 268 KB, 500x500, 1674523526170918 [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Ffe2x01.mp4].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629900 EUPHORIC

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:05:17 2023 No.54629966 >>54629945 Both you and your wife carry a photo of Ramsey in your wallets, correct?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:05:42 2023 No.54629970 >>54629895 I was mostly joking about them being irredeemable energy bulls much like that Morgan Stanley dude is a bear. But I think they were saying 4th quarter China reopening stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:05:56 2023 No.54629974 >>54629900 Not checking

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:06:03 2023 No.54629977 >>54629916 >>54629900 this

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:06:19 2023 No.54629981 >>54629955 The fuck are you on about? >muh trillion dollar hand-out yeilds have retreated to all time highs anyway Seriously, you guys over-think this shit. EPS is above break even. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:06:45 2023 No.54629987 File: 762 KB, 1034x878, 1635960687180.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629900 I had a nice sandwich for lunch, but I have to put away laundry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:07:13 2023 No.54629992 File: 13 KB, 251x201, 1599231175266.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] soon mumu

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:08:04 2023 No.54630000 File: 23 KB, 250x250, 1681690808068231.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629981 2, 3, and 4 month yields are around 5.25%.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:08:05 2023 No.54630001 File: 9 KB, 219x230, download.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tfw I bought the generational bottom this morning

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:08:48 2023 No.54630014 >>54629900 I lost a lot of money, but I know it's fine because it's part of God's plan for me :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:08:49 2023 No.54630015 File: 198 KB, 1242x1200, 1602184893607.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629900 +0.24 Thanks KO boomer

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:09:10 2023 No.54630018 >>54630001 >download.png Very organic. Upvoted, even.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:09:11 2023 No.54630019 >>54629910 So put my direct deposit to my brokerage account, put all my money in there, use credit cards to pay for everything, then put them on auto bill pay? I feel like I’m missing something here, apologies for the retardation

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:09:26 2023 No.54630021 >>54630000 Which has been resoundingly accepted by business, industry, commerce and the consumer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:09:39 2023 No.54630026 File: 16 KB, 480x360, 1625848727765.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629900 Thank you BBAI for keeping my portfolio just barely green today

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:09:42 2023 No.54630027 >>54630001 >paying for bottoms I get prime twink boipussi for free and they send me hearts and sometimes bring me gifts. It's because I have a beard and muscles

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:11:00 2023 No.54630038 >>54630021 Do you even know what high yields mean, glownigger?

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:11:09 2023 No.54630040
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>>54629746
the downside is like a held up stretched sheet with a hole in it and a price action bowling ball rolling around on top. it's all just awaiting the nigger trigger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:11:57 2023 No.54630046 File: 1.20 MB, 1024x1280, 1602278139348.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54630000 Holy digits

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:12:47 2023 No.54630060 >>54629900 -0.4%

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:12:48 2023 No.54630061 Also I just knew I should've slurped SCHW this morning. But I didn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:13:01 2023 No.54630063 MIDWIT HERE: WTF happened to REITS today... they fucking blasted off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:15:06 2023 No.54630090 >>54630019 yup that's pretty much it.

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:15:14 2023 No.54630092

>>54630063
Higher rates are good for REITs. You may think they aren't. You may even have studies proving they are. You may desperately want to short them in view of our higher-for-longer outlook. But you have to ask yourself: is that worth losing money?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:16:18 2023 No.54630102 It's all going to come crashing down when the Taiwan invasion starts. You glowniggers can't stop it with your impotent bullish astroturfing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:16:28 2023 No.54630106 Fuck it I'm buying VIX tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:16:34 2023 No.54630108 File: 104 KB, 1024x1024, 1681188144634401.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >moderna down 8% What did they do now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:16:48 2023 No.54630113 >>54630092 IDK what you just said but it sounded so gay I am going to short REITS great time to buy in after today...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:18:34 2023 No.54630125 >>54630106 >I'm buying the thing that stubbornly refuses to go up due to being kind of broken k good luck

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:19:36 2023 No.54630138 >>54630106 what exactly am I getting if I purchase VIX?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:19:42 2023 No.54630141 File: 497 KB, 1170x1158, 8786466C-EF70-467C-9C76-D26670F0C128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54630090 Sounds reasonable enough, but what’s the catch? Why don’t more people do this?

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:20:02 2023 No.54630146

>>54630102
Yeah China will invade someone in 2 weeks now any minute now. They've been about ready to invade Malaysia oh wait no it was Japan right with the fishing boats oh silly me this time it is Taiwan. Yep *checks teleprompter* China will invade Taiwan in 2 weeks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:20:14 2023 No.54630148 faggot burgerslurpers

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:20:47 2023 No.54630154 >>54630106 You should understand what makes the vix move, and how it is actually calculated before gambling on it. Its not a pure 'Volatility' indicator.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:21:47 2023 No.54630164 File: 949 KB, 500x385, hogan rip.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54630148 Don't ever bet against US ever again brother! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX_k5_egUAo

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:21:57 2023 No.54630166 >>54630108 President Poop Pants announced that the national chink flu state of emergency was officially over last week, maybe it's still feeling the effects of that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:21:58 2023 No.54630167 >>54630138 A physical piece of vix

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:22:37 2023 No.54630174 File: 44 KB, 514x476, 10EE9823-C3DE-493E-B682-B87D0150BB44.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629900 Pretty shitty. Mondays always are tho.

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:23:20 2023 No.54630188

>>54630063
It's about future expectations. REITS traded down along with rates on the bank panic. Now that's been reversing a bit.
If banks can't lend then real estate is fucked since they risk suffering liquidity events. All else equal though, inflation actually boosts real estate values. On the surface you'd think higher rates are bad for asset multiples since there's more competition for where to attain those returns, but that's only meaningful if its a positive real rate.
Its all an awkward balancing act.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:24:18 2023 No.54630200 File: 391 KB, 1600x1200, 1666172302028606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:24:50 2023 No.54630204 >>54630200 this

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:24:54 2023 No.54630206 >>54630148 Sorry anon, how is your country's stock market doing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:24:56 2023 No.54630207 >>54630146 >>54630164 Everyone eventually gets what they deserve.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:25:14 2023 No.54630209 File: 44 KB, 700x390, 1681763103188.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54630141

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:25:25 2023 No.54630214 >>54630164 I'm betting against europe, but you faggots pump it up every time

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:25:28 2023 No.54630216 >>54630138 An endless exponential contango slide towards zero

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:25:52 2023 No.54630219 >>54630138 VIX is like a fruit of the month club, with ground shipping.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:26:42 2023 No.54630225 File: 293 KB, 2500x1800, Marinapreggerspianotutor.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Called it this morning around 9 >crab with slight pump How did you not all trade on this info?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:26:52 2023 No.54630228 File: 956 KB, 1138x654, Screenshot 2023-04-17 162606.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ROMAINE BE TALKIN' TO SOME DUDE

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:27:29 2023 No.54630233 File: 88 KB, 1280x720, 1681403661670481.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54629900 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AND I'M SCARED

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:27:42 2023 No.54630236 >54630225 How many time will you post this garbage, degenerate

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:28:11 2023 No.54630242 File: 552 KB, 1920x1080, 1372910599829.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54630207 >>54630214 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=921z4LAHvak Don't care. >>54630233 Believe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:28:32 2023 No.54630245 >>54630102 if they do invade, it might end up being another proxy war like Ukraine. Anyway, I hope people buy all the PC parts and other electronics now while they still can, you just know prices will rise 10x at least for a few years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:29:13 2023 No.54630255 >>54630236 Until you stop being butthurt about it

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:30:07 2023 No.54630263 >>54630242 Imagine thinking you can change economic reality with shilling.

>>	Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ Mon Apr 17 20:30:45 2023 No.54630269 >>54630225 holy shit, unequivocally based.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:31:02 2023 No.54630275 >>54630270 >>54630270

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:31:10 2023 No.54630276 BLOOMBERG: VIX BEING DELISTED

>>	Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ Mon Apr 17 20:31:45 2023 No.54630282 >>54630225 I have never witnessed something so based in my entire life. buncun poster has ascended

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:31:50 2023 No.54630283 >>54630275 Report this faggot for posting early or you deserve shitty threads

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:34:26 2023 No.54630304
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>>54630263
You mean like you keep shilling the Eternal 2 week later Narratives?

Tell me something I haven't seen shilled 9000 times on the MSM already and I will give a shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:34:53 2023 No.54630310 >>54630276 BLOOMBERG: VIX CORP BANKRUPT!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:44:13 2023 No.54630403 >>54630188 ty- sounds like there is still a messy battle to come.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:51:59 2023 No.54630485 >>54630209 Does it only work with short term bonds? What if I was investing in a vanguard index fund like VFIAX?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:59:03 2023 No.54630562 >>54628588 K

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 21:02:51 2023 No.54630612 File: 1.82 MB, 640x418, 1668091445137.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54628623 we are, even my VINU bags are doing it, if we keep up this well for a few months many of us will even be able to work less (i hope so)

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 23:46:07 2023 No.54632558 >>54629627 This pictures isn’t realistic. If attacked by someone wielding a knife from less than 21 feet away, they’ll be able to close the gap before you can draw, aim and fire your weapon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 00:46:35 2023 No.54633204 >>54629530 I meant to say I'd fuck her brains out

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