/SMG/ Bad Crab For LIFE

[Anonymous No.54625790]

We ain't, go-in nowhere, we ain't, goin nowhere
We can't rally cause it's Bad Market for life
We ain't going down, we ain't, goin nowhere
We ain't crashing cause its crab life for life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH6KPAFdP7M

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>>54623399

[Anonymous No.54625805]

Bros... did the yield curve just stop declining?

[Anonymous No.54625807]

fpbp

[Anonymous No.54625813]

my stocks never pump

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54625815]

Short SPY here, the whole world is being run by a santanic cult of pedophiles and cannibals. For this reason we must sell. Once we figure out how to stop them it will be fine to buy, but until then the line must go down, for the children's sake.

[Anonymous No.54625814]

Is VIX dying?

[Anonymous No.54625820]

this is now a BBAI thread

[Anonymous No.54625821]

>>54625790
my BOILing has been reduced to a simmer

[Anonymous No.54625828]

credit card debt chuds btfo

[Anonymous No.54625839]

>>54625820
AI really is going to be the new dot com bubble

[Anonymous No.54625846]

>>54625839
yfw

[Anonymous No.54625855]

>>54625815
>Bottom confirmed.
Thanks tripfag.

[Anonymous No.54625864]

>>54625846
I still think Krugman was trolling with that quote, the fax machine had a huge impact on business and only retards that never did business before and after it was a thing didn't realize it.

[Anonymous No.54625868]

>>54625855
Another has taken the crown???

[Anonymous No.54625871]

>>54625821
I sold my BOIL calls for 54% gains!

[Anonymous No.54625877]

>>54625846
>Paul GRUGman

[Anonymous No.54625878]

>>54625864
Good morning, Paul. You polish your Nobel today yet?

[Anonymous No.54625882]

PLTR

[Anonymous No.54625881]

Any major companies I should buy/short? Besides INTC/NVDA of course

>>54625839
Nah. The small companies like BBAI will be grossly overvalued and small AI stocks will from their own bubble but they're just that, small. Corporations that have actual means to push for AGI are big already and therefore closely scrutinized

[Anonymous No.54625889]

Fuck it I'm buying Google

[Anonymous No.54625891]

Its our time Bobo, the MK ultra signal was sent this morning, at THE CACNCELED LAUNCH!

>Recession cycle
Recession cycle
>Recession cycle
Recession cycle
>Recession cycle
Recession cycle
>Recession cycle
Recession cycle

[Anonymous No.54625899]

>>54625846
Not what I mean, AI isn't a meme itself but it's a fucking meme for the stock market right now, just adding that shit in your earnings no matter how shitty causes a pump. Absolute bullshit.

[Anonymous No.54625904]

What if AI isn’t real and it’s just a warehouse full of minorities and felons with Wikipedia ready to go. First person to answer the question correctly gets commission. A man can dream

[Anonymous No.54625915]

>higher for longer? just fight the fed bro, we will cut in june
>inflation? coming down to exactly 2%. no overshoot
>recession? did you hear about muh no landing?
>consumer? consoomer consooms
>growth deterioration? never bet against burgerland, said warren munger
>bad earnings? can only get better from here on
retard bulls keep buying until there is no goalpost to shift

[Anonymous No.54625938]

>>54625904
I wish, but i'm pretty sure I'm out of an office job in max a few years

[Anonymous No.54625940]

>>54625915
>Inflation? WAGES CAUSE INFLATION, FUCK THESE PEOPLE ON STRIKES DEMANDNG MORE MONEY FUELING WAGE-PRICE-SPIRAL

[Anonymous No.54625942]

>>54625915
We will never see face ripping red days again

[Anonymous No.54625943]

nothing pleases me more than watching priced out bears lash out

[Anonymous No.54625959]

I'm not feeling very bullish about the rest of the year, financially speaking

[Anonymous No.54625960]

Why are Emerging Markets down almost -30% from the peak? P/E ratio in emerging markets is like half of the P/E ratio in US. By all metrics it seems like emerging markets are in deep fucking value territory. Any reason why I shouldn't just start massively overweight VWO? Emerging markets at this point literally can't go any lower even accounting for geopolitical risk. China market is still huge and those companies are massively profitable at these levels. Anyone else looking at emerging markets?

[Anonymous No.54625982]

>>54625960
Cannabis is an emerging market. Both industrial hemp and THC.

[Anonymous No.54625984]

>I let random anons dictate what meme stock I fomo into

[Anonymous No.54625989]

So let me see if I understand the bull thesis:
>high inflation led to record earnings and therefore record stock valuations
>but deflation + high rates + recession won't affect valuations at all and stocks will go up forever

[Anonymous No.54625988]

>>54625982
emerging markets means brown people

[Anonymous No.54625990]

>>54625982
Cannabis doesn't make any money the heavy users just grow it at home. China actually makes money.

[Anonymous No.54625995]

>>54625960
The international part of my folio is all EM. Been gliding in for the past half year+.

[Anonymous No.54626001]

>one of my professors appeared my dream last night and told be to buy TSLA and VOO
Should I listen to him?

[Anonymous No.54626008]

>>54625891
interesting catch

[Anonymous No.54626010]

>>54625960
>Market should be rational
The market is only a way to increase your networth. You park your money in there in the expectation it will go up, no matter the reason (AI fad for example).

[Anonymous No.54626029]

>>54625984
CNSP

[Anonymous No.54626038]

>>54625990
>Cannabis doesn't make any money
For government it does, that's all that matters at the end of the day

[Anonymous No.54626039]

Big Crabs

[Anonymous No.54626041]

>>54625960
China stocks don't work on the same rules as American stocks
The state can and will delete them if they don't like the company
Foreign money is limited behind fees and caiman island ADRs since it's still technically illegal to own stocks as a non-chinese citizen in china
They don't have the boomer ponzi 401k program passively feeding the indexes

[Anonymous No.54626048]

>>54625960
Because they'll be the ones who get fucked up if anything goes wrong and the ones with governments/industrialists who lie on their balance sheets. The better argument is why European and Japanese P/E is so much lower but we all know it's because largest group of investors is Americans who don't believe in the world outside of their exchanges.

[Anonymous No.54626055]

>>54625960
I used to think the same for a long time, and held an emerging market etf for like five years, but nothing ever happened while us markets kept going up. I evetually sold it two years ago to buy SP500. I’m like 90% SP500 now.

[Anonymous No.54626070]

I WONT FOMO INTO BBAI
I WONT FOMO INTO BBAI
I WONT FOMO INTO BBAI
I WONT FOMO INTO BBAI

[Anonymous No.54626073]

Imagine thinking what you are thinking.
Imagine doing what you are doing.
The absolute state.

[Anonymous No.54626089]

>>54626070
I did and I regret it. Don't make the same mistake as me.

[Anonymous No.54626091]

>>54625960
Stocks trade on supply/demand.
Unless you're willing to hold those EM stocks long enough for them to deploy dividends/buybacks that cover your entire cost basis, you're most likely hoping and relying on some other buyer to come in and take your shares off your hands at a higher price.

Most investors never see real returns. Most companies fail. When you look outside the US, there's an added risk that the government might outright block you from receiving the returns. Investors who thought Russia seemed stupidly cheap relative to the commodity bull market have discovered this these past 2 years.

[Anonymous No.54626098]

>>54626001
Of course

[Anonymous No.54626097]

>>54626001
TSLA is basically the Nasdaq 100. And VOO is the SP 500. So yeah. Buy some shares or LEAPS.

[Anonymous No.54626099]

When is TLT going to catch a bid? I fell for the we're heading for a deflationary depression meme and am now bagholding way too much TLT at $107.

[Anonymous No.54626118]

>>54626073
yea but what If I don't

[Anonymous No.54626119]

>>54625960
it's all so tiresome

[Anonymous No.54626121]

Buy Rycey. They build the future! not the cars. i mean the jet engines!

[Anonymous No.54626126]

>>54625984
All-in BBBY
No ragerts

[Anonymous No.54626151]

how's spy 416C anon? homeless yet?

[Anonymous No.54626152]

>>54626099
>When is TLT going to catch a bid?
When the stock market stops going up. Euphoric stocks pull inflation expectations and yields higher. But it's a self-correcting system because the fundamentals don't support higher stock prices: if bulls want to keep pumping stocks then yields will pump too and eventually something will break and yields will crash. The SVB crisis happened when the 2 year yield broke through 5%

[Anonymous No.54626171]

>>54626151
>416C
Why would one do such a thing?

[Anonymous No.54626200]

Are there any other dividend ETFs worth looking at besides
>SCHD
>VIG
>VYM
>SPYD
&
>DIVO
?
Also, any other "debt" income ETFs besides:
>HYG
>TLT
>PFF
&
>O ("reit")
?

[Anonymous No.54626204]

>>54625889
Google is dying.

[Anonymous No.54626217]

give it to me straight frens
gee pee tee will either make it way harder for me to keep up and make gains or it blow up the whole stock market by causing unforseeable cascading catastophies

[Anonymous No.54626219]

>>54626204
Who or what is taking Googles market share?
B*NG?

[Anonymous No.54626234]

>>54626200
Here ya go

[Anonymous No.54626235]

>>54625960
>VWO

[Anonymous No.54626244]

>>54626217
If we can convince the left that ai is racist and loves trump; we might be able to halt progress all together
>the ai is

[Anonymous No.54626247]

>>54625790
And just like that I am up 170% on my box puts

[Anonymous No.54626251]

>Made 300$ sitting on my fat white ass on bbby from where I bought it this morning
Based

[Anonymous No.54626260]

>>54626247
Vix fucking autocorrect

[Anonymous No.54626266]

>>54626234
uhh...

[Anonymous No.54626271]

Is it time to slurp roblox?

[Anonymous No.54626284]

>/ES down .11%

[Anonymous No.54626291]

>>54626266
It’s the smg dividend etf.

[Anonymous No.54626298]

>>54626200
NOBL tracks dividend aristocrats. And then you have JEPI and JEPQ.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54626299]

Looks like Baggie was right again. Told yo faggots to buy the SPY buy puts, now we watch and wait for the flash crash. You need to watch it though, so you don't miss your opportunity to sell your buy puts at maximum profits.

[Anonymous No.54626302]

[Anonymous No.54626308]

>>54626234
Where's IEP? I've been shilling it here for a while now

[Anonymous No.54626323]

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/04/17/google-ceo-sundar-pichai-warns-society-to-brace-for-impact-of-ai-acceleration.html

HEY RETARD YOURE SUPPOSED TO SAY THINGS THAT SUPPORT YOUR COMPANY NOT HURT IT
>INDIAN CEOs

[Anonymous No.54626328]

>>54626308
Aren't IEP's distributions mostly return of capital though?

[Anonymous No.54626333]

>>54626284
Literally nodding out

[Anonymous No.54626334]

>>54626308
Added

[Anonymous No.54626343]

Just bought more chinese stocks because of retarded google CEO

[Anonymous No.54626346]

>>54626299
You jinxed it again baggie wtf

[Anonymous No.54626354]

>>54626346
Always inverse the bagster

[Anonymous No.54626369]

Give me one (1) reason why I shouldn't buy his stock? Earnings looked good, it's still down like 40% off yearly high.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54626373]

>>54626346
Stop calling me You, my pronouns are we and these.

[Anonymous No.54626397]

>>54626369
buy BUG instead

[Anonymous No.54626416]

>>54626373
>these nuts

[Anonymous No.54626418]

>>54626373

[Anonymous No.54626419]

Now that options prices are declining, I think it is about time for me to move most of my funds from JEPI back into something like SCHD or SPY

[Anonymous No.54626421]

We crabbing.. BTC is down... it's ovaaaaa

[Anonymous No.54626449]

>>54626323
They want only big tech and the government to be allowed to use "AI"
Regulation actually helps them

[Anonymous No.54626456]

Srsly, wtf. Deutsche is like 1,4% of DAX: If you look at the 5 second chart, DAX moves like Deutsche. Deutsche even worse today, but same shit happened on friday. As if DAX was being moved by Deutsche although it's below 2% weight. So stupid

[Anonymous No.54626482]

Yields are just ruining everything

[Anonymous No.54626484]

>>54626456
i feel like i should sell the other half of my euro stocks. what do they even do over there besides drink tea and act like fags

[Anonymous No.54626489]

>>54626482
>yields up
>DXY up
What more could you want?

[Anonymous No.54626491]

>>54626298
>NOBL tracks dividend aristocrats.
VIG is superior to NOBL, imo. (past performance, management fee)
>And then you have JEPI and JEPQ.
Ain't touching these.

[Anonymous No.54626497]

WTHWT!

Leave Mr. Snibs alone Mumu!

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54626503]

There's that flash crash. Take the winnings and parlay it into some call options here.

[Anonymous No.54626515]

>>54626503
well called baggy.

[Anonymous No.54626521]

>>54626503
ID: crAbs

[Anonymous No.54626526]

I'm so fucking bored

[Anonymous No.54626530]

>>54626484
Stoxx 600 is up maybe 20% from the pre GFC peak in 2007. They’ve barely recovered.

[Anonymous No.54626537]

honestly just pay attention to the daily SPY macd, its going to be a bear orgy for at least the next month

[Anonymous No.54626556]

>>54626219
Yes.
Samsung is switching to Bing.

[Anonymous No.54626558]

Sirs?

[Anonymous No.54626562]

>>54626537
looking like it. I thought we would crab up before next mandatory booster, i-i mean rate hike.

[Anonymous No.54626590]

GO DOWN

[Anonymous No.54626591]

N

[Anonymous No.54626597]

>>54626299
>>54626373
Thank we Baggie, I made 1.6k thanks to you.

[Anonymous No.54626616]

>>54626204
>Google is dying.

[Anonymous No.54626637]

I think you could make money if you just bought SOXS every day before the jews go to lunch and then sold it before they got back.

[Anonymous No.54626644]

>>54626616
>MITCHEL!

[Anonymous No.54626653]

>>54626503
sir, your ID

[Anonymous No.54626660]

we've been crabbing for a year now, when will it stop?

[Anonymous No.54626673]

>>54626660
>a year now
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.54626676]

>>54626591
My asshole looks like this, but with less hair

[Anonymous No.54626680]

>>54626397
I bought

[Anonymous No.54626701]

I have been holding BOIL for months now and I'm 60% underwater on it. Anons be honest with me, should I cut it?

[Anonymous No.54626715]

>>54626701
no, wait until it goes to 0 first

[Anonymous No.54626714]

>>54626701
Boil shouldn’t held that long baggie

[Anonymous No.54626720]

>>54626676
What do you think it'll be related to? Discord releases of secret documents...something crypto related? Russia? China? So many directions..

[Anonymous No.54626736]

>>54626676
Oh shit they caught the Chines balloon guy?

[Anonymous No.54626741]

we are so fucking back dpst sisters

[Anonymous No.54626744]

>>54626558
>the virgin suicide
vs
>the gigachad cultist self human sacrifice with a rube goldburg decapitation+ritual flame pit machine

[Anonymous No.54626750]

>>54626503
Damn I’m up a lot, when do I offload these calls? I bought the dip 15 min ago

[Anonymous No.54626751]

>>54626676
>Trumps 2016 campaign will never recover!

[Anonymous No.54626756]

>>54626720
tards who spread the discord docs

[Anonymous No.54626757]

Liquidity is going down...

[Anonymous No.54626759]

>>54626720
probably just drugs/terror/fraud etc like they usually do

[Anonymous No.54626769]

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/12pbl6q/breaking_jerome_powell_news_conference_on/

[Anonymous No.54626770]

>>54626750
walking away with money is always a good call.

>mr. Snibs may be late for work today...

[Anonymous No.54626775]

>>54626769
>Literally, unironically, linking directly to reddit
At least you didn't copy the UTM parameters I guess.

[Anonymous No.54626778]

>>54626769
im not clicking that monkeypozxxx shit.

[Anonymous No.54626786]

>>54626769
ain't clicking that CP

[Anonymous No.54626791]

>>54626769
fuck off with that reddit linking faggotry nigger

[Anonymous No.54626810]

>>54626769

[Anonymous No.54626815]

>>54625881
when will OpenAI ipo come?

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54626827]

@54626769
1pbtid, obvious b8

[Anonymous No.54626830]

>>54624042
>DXY is now +0.67%
>10yr yield is now +0.075%
You are done mumu.

[Anonymous No.54626839]

>>54626830
He doesnt fear the clown market enough
>Will Mr. Snibs make them remember today?

[Anonymous No.54626848]

You did sell iron condors for the crab market right anon?

[Anonymous No.54626849]

>>54626769
updooded and bell hitted

[Anonymous No.54626855]

liquidity more like pooshiddipee

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54626857]

>>54626849
pardon my French, but fuck off and stop encouraging this kind of nigger faggotry

[Anonymous No.54626859]

So this is it?
Bobo's big dump?
and market is barely red?

[Anonymous No.54626862]

>>54626830
>10yr yield is now +0.075%
Who is selling their 10yr stash?

[Anonymous No.54626867]

>>54626857
filtered

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54626873]

>>54626859
This is our new normal. Market declines .2% every day. The declines become smaller as portfolios become smaller too.

[Anonymous No.54626875]

UNG with a nice pop
My DCA is 6.75

[Anonymous No.54626893]

You idiots. You morons. Clueless schmucks. Bozos.

An analyst for George Soros’ equity fund is in this thread right now.

And you dumbfucks arent even asking him any questions.

[Anonymous No.54626897]

boiled crab or crabbed boil?

[Anonymous No.54626899]

>>54626893
George can tongue my anus desu senpai.

[Anonymous No.54626903]

>>54626893
Fine, whats the play on jpy? Sorros got rich from the gbp, so what do?

[Anonymous No.54626904]

>>54626893
Whom'st'd've?

[Anonymous No.54626910]

>>54626893
what is the difference in profit margin of a ukrainian being slaughtered vs a Ukrainian being slaughtered carrying a javelin? also what is the targeted return date for investing in niggers?

[Anonymous No.54626914]

>>54626857
>namefag
pardon my French, but fuck off and stop encouraging this kind of nigger faggotry and kys asap

[Anonymous No.54626919]

Look at RXT. It’s up 20%. There’s a fundamental reason why. One of the C suite executives got Shanghaid upstate if you know what I mean. They moved him along and put in the decoy. Hitman got the double, plan worked. Said exec at RXT came back today.

Insiders informed hedge funds about this and they bought a bunch more today.

[Anonymous No.54626930]

>>54626899
It’s not George Soros, it’s one of his analysts. Junior. Low level.

[Anonymous No.54626939]

>>54626919
sounds like a load a hornswaggle to me

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54626943]

>>54626893
Who the fuck is George Soros, and why the fuck should I care what some one else's opinions are?

[Anonymous No.54626945]

>>54626910
>>54626903
Don’t ask me. Ask the analyst in the thread. It’s not me.

[Anonymous No.54626960]

Just because everyone is bearish doesn't mean it's bullish. Just because everyone thinks you are UGLY does not mean you are a handsome CHAD.

[Anonymous No.54626967]

/smg/ should i short or long? Serious answers only

[Anonymous No.54626969]

>>54626945
Thoughts on HIFS?

[Anonymous No.54626970]

>>54626945
Why would I care what they have to say? I'm asking you a question. Step it up anon

[Anonymous No.54626972]

>>54626904
It should be quite obvious from his posting style in this thread who it is.
>>54626943
One of the best traders of all time. Became famous for his forex trades and ultimately ultra rich. He had multiple funds with many pods in various markets. Obviously is now controversial because he funds a lot of politics. But he’s an excellent trader. And hedge fund manager.

And one of his analysts is in the thread right now.

[Anonymous No.54626992]

>>54626893
>An analyst for George Soros’
That stuttering corpse?

> ugh... ugh... ugh... ugh... ugh... ugh... ugh... ugh... ugh... ugh... ugh... ugh... ugh... Clim- ugh... ugh... ugh... ugh... ugh... ugh... weather Change... ugh... ugh... ugh... ugh... ugh...

[Anonymous No.54626993]

>>54626960

[Anonymous No.54626994]

>>54626967
short long and long short. reverse when required.

[Anonymous No.54627004]

>>54626939
Yeah tough guy? You’re well informed huh, you know better than me? You know why RXT is up? Then you tell me why the stock is up 20% today.

If you knew what happened in upstate NY a few years ago with their CFO you’d stop trading stocks immediately and find a different hobby. Because you can’t handle the truth. About what happens in the SMID cap stock market. Wild West.

[Anonymous No.54627005]

>>54626967
Both. And yet, neither.

[Anonymous No.54627008]

I regret my purchase of bbai and soun

[Anonymous No.54627011]

>>54626967
It would be so much fun to fuck a giant.

[Anonymous No.54627019]

>>54626972
If you wanna play who's itt I work for a pension fund and while we sell our products to clients we all invest in low cost index funds like Boglechads.

[Anonymous No.54627033]

anyone seen SPY 416C anon? I'm worried about him.

[Anonymous No.54627036]

DO SOMETHING AHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.54627041]

REMINDER THAT AMERICANS WAIT FOR EUROPEANS TO LEAVE TO GET RICH AND PUMP THE FUCK OUT OF THE SP500

[Anonymous No.54627053]

>>54627004
theyre up 20% because theyre a meme ai stock, not this BS youre talking about
theres like a million cities in NY anyway, someone would have seen it happen

[Anonymous No.54627069]

>>54626969
Yeah. I have thoughts. There’s something insane going on.

What I’m about to say regarding HIFS is just unbelievable to the average schmuck on smg.

Listen to me closely.

HIFS is an orphan stock. Meaning it has no buy side or sell side analyst coverage (usually it’s sell side that does coverage of stocks). So why is the HIFS stock down so much? They reported earnings last week in the morning, but one should be at a loss (pun intended) because it has scant analyst coverage. There shouldn’t be earning surprises.

That’s until you understand what’s going on with the buy side. One of the biggest hedge funds that is in HIFS is Aristides Capital. Check their 13-F filings. You’ll see them hold HIFS. And their newsletter talks about this.
But here is where the story intensifies. Will you believe me? The CIO of that hedge fund is transitioning. Transitioning hard. Hormone therapy day in day out. Aggressively. Because they can afford it.

Guess what happened with their estradiol injection on Friday of last week.

It’s sad because no one will believe me, no one will listen.

[Anonymous No.54627077]

>>54627041
There will be no pump until US dollar shorts finish blowing up.

[Anonymous No.54627079]

>>54626930
Analysts can tongue my anus. It's in the job title.

[Anonymous No.54627089]

Wtf is McDonalds doing? who still eats this garbage? 10 years now I think I haven't eaten McD. Not sure though, could be that there was a
McDoule after a party. But never as a real meal.

[Anonymous No.54627090]

>>54627069
>So because they have a tranny Biden corruption squad will pump the company as payment for helping dissolve the nuclear family?

Do I have this right?

[Anonymous No.54627094]

>>54627089
Aren't they a real estate company when it comes down to it?

[Anonymous No.54627096]

>>54626930
nobody cares what you think retard that's why you make the excel documents for the real decision makers to briefly read then wipe their ass with

[Anonymous No.54627099]

>>54626967
I have had 3 short positions today and they all were winners but it is a long boring waiting game

https://youtu.be/-8Cs7Tf33xk

[Anonymous No.54627103]

>>54627089
I have eaten mcdicks every day for the last two weeks, they're running a BOGO special on quarter pounders with cheese/bigmacs/10pc nuggies this entire month. It's literally cheaper than making food at home at that point.

[Anonymous No.54627107]

>>54627079
We have seen so many shorts it pumps the market too... can go either way. I though today would be crab town... but Bobo is swinging his dick around while mumu jacks off on VR... again.

[Anonymous No.54627111]

>>54626993
Junk bonds down.
Bond Market Volatility will start to creep into the dumb money.

Will markets crash probably not. Will we rally to all time high probably not. We are probably trading in a range this year.

[Anonymous No.54627122]

>>54627111
>We are probably trading in a range this year.
fuck this sideways crab market

[Anonymous No.54627123]

>>54627033
The crab has crushed him

[Anonymous No.54627124]

>>54627053
You really don’t know what happens to these kind of companies trading in the hundred million market cap range? Oh sweet child you’re so naïve you really don’t think that there’s something sinister going on when companies pump on no news sometimes?

Listen here. Listen real close. We can get into specifics, but if you look into the police departments records for a few cities in upstate New York back in 2021 you will see there were complaints about what ended up being revealed as a hitman assassination attempt for one of the CEOs doubles.

Yes, I said doubles as in there were multiple doubles. The RXT compound in upstate NY had PMC guards and still got infiltrated.


Read between the lines on RXT’s 8-K filings. Idiot.

[Anonymous No.54627132]

>>54627107
idk what to do so I'm like 95% cash.

[Anonymous No.54627146]

>>54627089
I eat 2 McChickens and 2 McDoubles with a large fries every day for my snack

[Anonymous No.54627167]

>>54627090
No I’m not even joking lmao I think the trans run hedge fund dumped it on earnings . Total guess tho

I feel like this is going to be mistaken as a shitpost bc all I’m doing rn is shitposting but I’m 100% serious a transsexual could be the reason for HIFS going down

I’ll take the L

[Anonymous No.54627170]

>>54627146
fucking moneybags over here

[Anonymous No.54627180]

>>54627069
Thanks. Sounds like a short.
>go woke go broke
As they say.

I see that Aristides also holds SIMO. I'll buy more of that. I have faith in the asian jew.

[Anonymous No.54627199]

>>54627170
I use my coupons and discounts aggressively. I do not try to splurge on my food. My breakfast is usually the Costco food court pizza and hot dog which is only $3.80 after taxes in the Costco near me.

[Anonymous No.54627215]

>>54627180
Chud post.

[Anonymous No.54627220]

>>54627103
just drinking vegetable oil with a multivitamin would be cheaper and nutritionally comparable.

[Anonymous No.54627231]

>>54627220
found the /fit/fag

[Anonymous No.54627239]

>>54627094
Real estate? You don't wanna live in a an ex-McD
>>54627103
>>54627146
I know it's cheaper. I worked there 16 years ago while at school. But I stlill feel well eating that. Back then I was a ltitle overweight: I lost weight while working. My boss was like "wtf man, how are you slimming here?" LMOA

[Anonymous No.54627242]

>>54627220
There is a 100% chance you’re sitting on a dildo right now

[Anonymous No.54627255]

>>54627239
>You don't wanna live in a an ex-McD
speak for yourself

[Anonymous No.54627258]

>market down
>real estate up an entire 100 points

[Anonymous No.54627267]

>>54627124
youre the only idiot here if you think a CFO would have more guards than a CEO

[Anonymous No.54627272]

>>54627239
I would dunk your fucking face into the fryer and flee the country if I was your boss at McDonald’s. Would immediately move to Costa Rica or somewhere. But while I dunk your face in the MCD fryer I would wait to see your eye chunks pop out from sizzling in there like an egg getting deep fried.

Nothing personal btw I’ve just always wanted to manage a MCD and do that to an employee and then flee.

[Anonymous No.54627300]

You all laughed at me when I say that natural gas was going to go up. I'm just a little mouse.

[Anonymous No.54627303]

>>54627033
Why is there a left hand on the right side?

[Anonymous No.54627304]

>>54627258
Yea... shit makes no sense. Doesn't often do this...
>I don't trust it. Picrel

[Anonymous No.54627308]

>>54627258
RE baggies kek

[Anonymous No.54627320]

>>54627304
anon the reit index isn't even 15% residential

[Anonymous No.54627344]

>>54627320
>isn't even 15% residential
Oh I know... I think Res and Com will both get butt fucked next 90 days no matter what. But markets down and REITS so up is a break in trend... I am just a dum dum though.

[Anonymous No.54627366]

>>54627267
You’re an idiot if you think there aren’t regularly assassination attempts and hitmen hires in SMID Cal companies

[Anonymous No.54627370]

>>54627033
he needed 418. he's dead
>>54616009

[Anonymous No.54627396]

>>54627370
Don't underestimate the homeless.

[Anonymous No.54627398]

>>54627366
come on man, if kevin jones was actually forced to kick the bucket, he wouldnt be working at herbalife right now

[Anonymous No.54627401]

>>54627272
But did you mean in minecraft at least?

[Anonymous No.54627408]

have there ever been 2 major stock market crashes in a span of ~3 years?

[Anonymous No.54627412]

>>54627408
First time for everything!

[Anonymous No.54627420]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUyWp4gwElI
COME AND SEE THE MIND'S EYE
WE CAN FIND IT IF WE TRY

[Anonymous No.54627429]

>>54627111
instead of repeating some jewmedia nonsense just turn on 1 out of your 2 braincells you retarded gookfag. earnings down -> stock prices down. simple as

[Anonymous No.54627441]

>>54627370
what did he think?


STOP GOING SIDEWAYS PIECE OF SHIT MARKET

[Anonymous No.54627451]

>bond yield curve is even more inverted than ever before
remember when this happened and shit hit the fan? Are we just gonna pretend shit isn't going to hit the fan again?

[Anonymous No.54627465]

>>54627451
>Are we just gonna pretend shit isn't going to hit the fan again?
We are about to PIVOT- take your doomsday BS back to /pol/. The adults are in charge now.

[Anonymous No.54627478]

>>54627451
You're supposed to panic when the yield curve (10y - 3m) starts going towards positive again.

[Anonymous No.54627481]

>BBBY 30% up
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.54627488]

>>54627465
YES WE GONNA PIVOT WITH SKY HIGH INFLATION

[Anonymous No.54627499]

FBI about to drop the trump pee pee poo poo tapes live!

[Anonymous No.54627500]

>>54627488
why would the fed pivot if not because of sky high inflation, dummy

[Anonymous No.54627502]

My ally is the div.
And a powerful ally it is.

[Anonymous No.54627507]

>>54627069
Why would the CIO of the hedge fund transitioning cause HIFS to take a dive?

[Anonymous No.54627524]

>>54627429
Earnings DOWN> did you look at LULU AND LVMH? Shut up faggot. Earnings are not coming down yet... I wan to be BEARISH SO BAD. you don't even know. I trade the data not my feelings.

FUCKING MORAN.

[Anonymous No.54627528]

>>54627502
I'll never join you...
You've failed Bobo.
I am a Boglehead like my father before me.

[Anonymous No.54627537]

>>54627429
>Earnings go down
>Companies with good management cut the fat
>Margins improve
>Stocks go up in subsequent quarters

[Anonymous No.54627560]

>>54627528
so be it... mumu

[Anonymous No.54627599]

>>54627481
retarded stocks gets retarded pumps

[Anonymous No.54627608]

>>54627502
>>54627528
>>54627560
Cute

[Anonymous No.54627616]

>>54627481
There's a rumor that the game stock CEO is going to buy it. Yes I'm serious they are that retarded

[Anonymous No.54627624]

Markets up in the morning FADE IT NIGGA>

MARKETS DOWN MID DAY- FADE IT NIGGA

MARKETS UP FADE IT TOMORROW NIGGA!

WE FADE NIGGAS NOW NIGGA!

[Anonymous No.54627655]

>>54627528
HAHAHA dumb MUMU do you know how you end??

You get faded in the END... HAHAHAHHAHA

Do you know who wins in the end? It's my daughter... SHE BECOMES THE FAG KING BOBO!

[Anonymous No.54627663]

Did the 50 cent VIX nigger rope yet?

[Anonymous No.54627666]

>>54627524
we have the biggest rally into earnings season since 2008. the market is trading on pure hopium you stupid fag
earnings don't even need to come down that much for a big down move if forward guidance for q2 is bad

[Anonymous No.54627667]

>>54627408
>>54627412
has there ever been a time where most people thought there would be a second crash only 3 years after the last crash? I think it happened after 2008, did it?

[Anonymous No.54627734]

Starting to move into TUA.

>>54626099

TLT sold off hard halfway thru march 2020. Recession = money printer = inflation coming in 2 years = rates longer than 2y go UP. Somebody big figured it out then and bailed. Short end did not do the same thing. Beware longer duration.

[Anonymous No.54627739]

im just not very happy bros, but im trying to stay positive.

[Anonymous No.54627740]

>>54627666
I think you are high on hopium... for a earnings recession.. It's not here yet. stop projecting faggot..

[Anonymous No.54627751]

>>54627499
whatever happened to DWAC and Trump Media and Technology Group?

[Anonymous No.54627761]

>>54627667
idk I was trying not to starve after 08, so I don't remember. The point is, just because there's no precedent doesn't preclude it from happening.

[Anonymous No.54627773]

>>54627751
not sure, I don't play with meme stocks.

[Anonymous No.54627780]

>>54627773
How is DWAC a meme stock?

[Anonymous No.54627781]

>>54627740
what """data""" are you looking at which makes you bullish? except some squiggly lines on a meme chart or some (((analyst))) telling you we in a new bull market?

[Anonymous No.54627792]

Did fathands die? I just noticed his channel got nuked

[Anonymous No.54627799]

>>54627780
Meme man backs it.
Some rando barely related to his 2016 campaign tried to scam his voting base by reselling Budweiser for $37 a six-pack.

[Anonymous No.54627804]

>>54627666
>earnings don’t even need to go down that much for a big move down
Walk me through your S&P earning numbers then anon, we are range bound to 3800-4300 for the year

[Anonymous No.54627821]

>>54627799
>Some rando barely related to his 2016 campaign tried to scam his voting base by reselling Budweiser for $37 a six-pack.
Who? And Donald J. Trump is not a meme man, he's a President of the United States. Don't be reductive. He's not a meme man.

[Anonymous No.54627835]

Mumu be pacing the outside looking to try and make a move... what's it going to be MUMU?!

[Anonymous No.54627839]

low cap AI bros WTFWT

[Anonymous No.54627864]

>>54627839
what are some small-mid cap AI companies that are up today?

[Anonymous No.54627865]

>Extra Space Storage Inc (EXR) just bought Life Storage Inc (LSI) to beat out Public Storage (PSA) as the largest storage REIT in the world
the great slow reit merge continues

[Anonymous No.54627893]

>>54627821
one of Trump's former campaign guys named Seth Weathers
>he's a President of the United States
yeah but he made it fun and memetic

[Anonymous No.54627926]

>>54627865
>Self Storage Comfy Zone Confirmed

[Anonymous No.54627931]

How did it go daytrader anons?

Today sucked ass for trading indexes. Got a few points before open and two scratch wins later and that's it. Not a red day but feels like it.

[Anonymous No.54627942]

>>54627864
bbai
soun
are what i've got options on

[Anonymous No.54627946]

>>54627865
>LSI
wait, is that another REIT, or the old storage hardware manufacturer? because I thought the latter was owned by Broadcom now

[Anonymous No.54627951]

>>54627926
Nice, this is a big Bearish on REITS signal.

[Anonymous No.54627952]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvV3nn_de2k

[Anonymous No.54627953]

>>54626521
:)

[Anonymous No.54627957]

>>54627804
17x earnings on no recession around 3800 (optimistic)
15x earnings on soft landing around 3400 (which is 2019 peak before covid and historic median)
below this we going into recession territory with 2020 lows around 2200 at "deep recession" levels
my base case is at least 3400 and still that's optimistic

[Anonymous No.54627964]

Why didnt price move today

[Anonymous No.54627973]

>>54627792
doxed or something

[Anonymous No.54628015]

>>54627973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2GuHgUyHTM

[Anonymous No.54628031]

>>54627792
>>54627973
He is all loved up now & pussy whipped. He deleted channel because he was afraid of her finding out about his ways & ditching him. In short he folded on all his so called "based" beliefs the moment he got a sniff of the wrinkly beef.

[Anonymous No.54628042]

NGL boys the daily candles on SPY are mighty disconcerting.

[Anonymous No.54628070]

>>54628031
Lmfao imagine talking all that shit and then being an absolute bottom of the barrel loser. Glad to see him gone, desu. He only ever talked about fag shit, and the same no DD plays.
t. Uranium chad (buy UUUU and NXE)

[Anonymous No.54628080]

>>54627964

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZInRE-KryGA

[Anonymous No.54628095]

>>54628031
literally can't make this shit up

[Anonymous No.54628107]

>>54628031
Wait Rocker convinced a woman to fuck him?

[Anonymous No.54628112]

>>54627946
Just a normal storage reit and was the 4th biggest
>>54627926
All the big reits keep eating up the smaller ones. Peologis bought Duke reality and Realty Income bought VEREIT. In a decade or so we're gonna end up with just one massive mega reit in each sector. Some huge S&P company will own all the commercial buildings, another will own all storage, another will own all industrial ones, etc.

I'm still waiting for residential to do this but it should be soon.

[Anonymous No.54628123]

>>54628107
Is that supposed to be hard to do? Rocker is retarded, women are retarded, it's a perfect match.

[Anonymous No.54628132]

>>54628123
I mean, come on, look at the guy.

[Anonymous No.54628141]

>>54628031
I checked jewtube and found him under JohnnyFathands with his dumb miko smirk
I give you the benefit of the doubt and believe your story anyway

[Anonymous No.54628148]

>>54628123
It's impossible for some posters such as myself.

[Anonymous No.54628163]

>>54628141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDe60CbIagg

[Anonymous No.54628179]

>>54628148
It's a matter of priority. Mine is currency and its acquisition, and until the nonsensical divorce rape laws are shoveled it will stay that way.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54628201]

anybody got one of them free money plays for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.54628229]

>>54628201
>anybody got one of them free money plays for tomorrow?
DRV

REITS get FUCKED tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.54628236]

4150 finally broken

[Anonymous No.54628247]

Wow /smg/ is literally dead.

[Anonymous No.54628259]

>>54628107
>>54628095
>>54628247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7KwHMzWTME

[Anonymous No.54628277]

>>54625960
Debt crisis. We’re going to have a debt crisis and emerging markets are the most vulnerable to that. Look at Sri Lanka and Argentina.

[Anonymous No.54628287]

>>54628247

Not yet it ain't.

But soon.

[Anonymous No.54628300]

>>54628236
>>54628247
I grow so weary of celebrities. Everyone knows Taylor is a closet dyke and Ana got dicked by that sad-sack, hack actor Ben Affleck.

I choose… AI

[Anonymous No.54628317]

>>54628287
That cat is me, watching this shit market every day.

[Anonymous No.54628321]

>>54628287
https://youtu.be/T7zR3IDEHrM?t=13

[Anonymous No.54628322]

>>54628259
good taste anon

>Jamming to youtube as I get fucked.

[Anonymous No.54628339]

>>54628300
Might as well just jack it to regular ol anime. Textures on everything in that image are all wrong.

[Anonymous No.54628345]

semis about to break. equipment manufactures sector already starting big red today
NVDA probably be easiest short of this year

[Anonymous No.54628358]

>>54628345
Don't forget AMD shorts!

[Anonymous No.54628363]

>>54628339
Lol, my pic has better resolution than yours, you twat. Taylor’s pig-face is all pixelated.

Try this one on for size

[Anonymous No.54628364]

what an uneventful day

[Anonymous No.54628367]

>>54628300
M8 wtf what settings are you using? There is something really wrong, i can help send catbox

[Anonymous No.54628369]

>>54628300
I'm not into fat women

[Anonymous No.54628377]

>>54628363
Yet again, smoother than a mirror made by ASML. Oh, you're that Korean worshiper guy, huh?

[Anonymous No.54628383]

>>54628364
I'm eating a sandwich

[Anonymous No.54628406]

>>54628377
>you’re that Korean worshipper

Nah

[Anonymous No.54628410]

no candles to play, just fluctuation crabs

[roidmin No.54628416]

>>54628247
waiting for my funds to settle. then im going short again.

[Anonymous No.54628420]

Test

[Anonymous No.54628422]

>>54628300
>>54628363
Those are men!

[Anonymous No.54628428]

>>54628364
Here /smg/ I made a Lemon Meringue pie. Take a slice.

[Anonymous No.54628430]

>>54628420
banned again?

[Anonymous No.54628432]

>>54628377
>Oh, you're that Korean worshiper guy, huh?
Das me

[Anonymous No.54628435]

>>54626097
I have been strongly thinking about LEAPS on index funds since 90% of my investment theory is index investing.

[Anonymous No.54628444]

>>54628406
Then what's with all the Asian toons you're posting?

>>54628432
My apologies, Koreaboo.

[Anonymous No.54628446]

Kek I'm back. Baggot couldn't take the banter. Fucking ___e.

[Anonymous No.54628458]

>>54628406
look at that booba...
AI has already won

[Anonymous No.54628459]

>>54628428
thank you sweetie :)

[Anonymous No.54628477]

>>54628459
No prob here you go. Followed a recipe I got from an AI. It was REALLY good.

[Anonymous No.54628488]

Whoever bakes is gay for Cramer

[Anonymous No.54628491]

>>54628446
baggie is an undercover janny

[Anonymous No.54628494]

>>54628406

Prompt that + redhead.

[Anonymous No.54628503]

>>54628444
Toons?

I’m only racist against blacks and Indians, and only most of them, not all.

Post a picture of Taylor Swift where she looks better than this. I’ll check back in an hour or so. I’ve got important business to attend to.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54628506]

>>54628491
That's not even true.

[Anonymous No.54628509]

I'm gay for Cramer, but won't bake

[Anonymous No.54628513]

>>54628322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-4hp5HZ2aU

[Anonymous No.54628518]

>>54628503
That's a cartoon. A cartoon with 7 fingers.

[Anonymous No.54628524]

>>54628506
hey look man, everythings getting kinda weird around here and you are kinda sus now it's nothing personal.

[Anonymous No.54628536]

>>54628509
I refuse to bake so I can have a new identity for the next thread.

[Anonymous No.54628589]

>>54628428
I'd murder that pie right now

[Anonymous No.54628591]

>>54628588
>>54628588

[Anonymous No.54628598]

let it die finally

[Anonymous No.54628609]

>>54628494
Best I can do on short notice

Enjoy!

[Anonymous No.54628638]

>>54628503
Inpaint the eyes

[Anonymous No.54629460]

>stock market