/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.54575035]

You didn't watch. You didn't learn.

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previously on /smg/ >>54572870

[Anonymous No.54575041]

Apologize

[Anonymous No.54575045]

Real Estate chads report in

[Anonymous No.54575048]

>Shooting Star at the BOIL dip
Go under $3 you nigger

[Anonymous No.54575052]

>>54575041
>only down -70% adjusted for inflation

[Anonymous No.54575055]

>>54575035
Buy peepee
Sell poopoo
Simple as

[Anonymous No.54575058]

Do something, Bobo.

[Anonymous No.54575061]

how would you torment your enemies if you made it?

[Anonymous No.54575072]

reminder

[Anonymous No.54575073]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.54575078]

PPI DECREASING
SLURPLATION INCREASING
WTFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.54575080]

>>54575048
My orders at 2.98, i dont think itll happen though. Probably will hit the 3.30s and then go back down

[Anonymous No.54575084]

>AUUD up 120% on no news
Pump and dump?

[Anonymous No.54575088]

BEARS GOT HEEMED
AGAIN
AND AGAIN

When will they learn?

[Anonymous No.54575090]

>>54575061
I don't have any enemies.

[Anonymous No.54575092]

Tupperware Squeeze.

I love white women :)

[Anonymous No.54575095]

>>54575058
>Bobo
Sorry but the recession and 25 BPS hike was priced in months ago.

[Anonymous No.54575098]

>>54575041
>10 years for 20% minus tip

[Anonymous No.54575101]

REIT bros we’re safe

[Anonymous No.54575109]

Why the fuck is RIOT mooning so fucking hard every day?

[Anonymous No.54575112]

>>54575061
i would inject them with pfizer shots.

[Anonymous No.54575118]

>>54575101
REITS 100% about to get fucked- No one is paying rent ever again.

[Anonymous No.54575117]

>>54575072
Riley Reid despite being a used up whore that sucked dick for a living still looks cuter than this roastie that sucks dick for free.

[Anonymous No.54575119]

WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING.... WHO?!?!

[Anonymous No.54575127]

>>54575088
Sauce?

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54575128]

fuck jannies and fuck this thread, i'll see (you) in the next one

[Anonymous No.54575129]

>>54575117
cringe

[Anonymous No.54575131]

>>54575117

[Anonymous No.54575133]

>>54575101
Good thing office reits only make up 5% of the index and 1.5% of it is ARE which is breaking records

[Anonymous No.54575144]

>>54575101
>Phone on desk
>Working in tech
This nigger works out of a call center in Mumbai.

[Anonymous No.54575146]

I’m thinking soxs more than sqqq

[Anonymous No.54575156]

Slurping this CLF dip

[Anonymous No.54575159]

4/20 is next week my dudes.

[Anonymous No.54575167]

what is it actually going to take to move this market? fucking hell

[Anonymous No.54575168]

Recessions are bullish btw

[Anonymous No.54575169]

>whole world betting against US
>Banking crisis
>credit crunch
>hire for longer
>recession
>Economy and Markets fighting through it.
USA USA USA
https://youtu.be/eX_k5_egUAo

[Anonymous No.54575174]

>>54575156
Source?

[Anonymous No.54575179]

I still don't get it. They're on the hook for the lease regardless of whether or not people show up to the office so why the fuck are they forcing people to come in? In fact they would probably save money on electricity and water.

[Anonymous No.54575181]

Any CXAI Kerns and Gallowglasses in the thread?

[Anonymous No.54575186]

>>54575133
>ARE
That is a based REIT I wouldn't bet against to be honest. They have amazing fundamentals, at least they did 6 months ago when I looked. All the other REITS going to get handled hard though wouldn't suggest yet.

[Anonymous No.54575191]

>>54575169
Brother, you see all these ankle biter third worlders cooming about the BRICS shit and spamming articles about the world moving away from the dollar?

[Anonymous No.54575198]

>>54575169
>>Economy and Markets fighting through it.
hyper inflation artificially pumping market highs


FTFY

[Anonymous No.54575199]

>>54575133
https://youtu.be/kKx9oPyh0KM

[Anonymous No.54575212]

>>54575186
Thats because they specialized heavily into tech buildings. They literally own Pfizer's headquarters and take rent from them lol

[Anonymous No.54575218]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylsYtNlw8QI

[Anonymous No.54575221]

wow MP is showing huge signs of that rally into may earnings, come on neodymium prices, rebound hard for the golden options play

[Anonymous No.54575222]

>>54575179
Makes amazing logical point
>Forgets about the hubris and ego of those running the companies.

[Anonymous No.54575224]

I knew it.. I sold half my AAPL calls at the bottom to change for puts. I KNEW IT.. fucking schizo crab market making me doubt my plays

[Anonymous No.54575225]

>>54575198
It's priced in. What even is hyperinflation to a currency that has inflated over 4000% since 1913.

[Anonymous No.54575229]

>>54575118
Show me your short position

[Anonymous No.54575233]

>>54575174
Kamikatsu: working for God in a godless world

[Anonymous No.54575240]

>>54575092
lmao 17%

[Anonymous No.54575244]

>>54575222
lol look at this nigga I can see the lines from the sod they laid on your head my man.

[Anonymous No.54575255]

>>54575212
Yea they have their shit together, not the others though unfortunately, not yet at least.

[Anonymous No.54575284]

>>54575229
>Show me your short position
I aint short against Bidden economy son. You crazy? I am cashgang, I don't trust any of this clown market. Only thing I am in is GOLD SON! I LOOOVVEE GOOOOOOLD!

[Anonymous No.54575300]

>>54575233
What the fuck is this a comedy? That webm made it looked like some fucked up porn anime with torture and gore like euphoria

[Anonymous No.54575311]

>>54575284
Ok I will not consider your financial advice

[Anonymous No.54575317]

what are you guys listening to while you work

[Anonymous No.54575320]

Anyone got a penny stock they can shill, i have some loose cash i want to burn

[Anonymous No.54575321]

GOOD BIT
O'
GREEN
IN THA
SMG SHILL/MEME LIST
1/3

[Anonymous No.54575330]

>>54575179
>10:15
>new project to code widget that accurately determines placement of wonk #2 with error margin of 3%
>project is on deadline to cinch sale to mega conglomerate promising 2 decades of contracts and upgrades for hundreds of millions for the first 3 years and growing if their product takes off
>find imperative data point unclear in source and timer marking frequency doesn't match record frequency
>average up, average down, or other?
>answer releases me to do three hours of coding
>plug in VOIP
>co-worker is offline
>co-worker is not replying to texts
>co-worker is auto-replying emails
>co-worker comes online at 1:38:34PM
>co-worker logs off at 1:40:23PM
>co-worker is busy on own sector of project determining fly-wheel placement for vibration
>he's making great time
>his inbox has 40emails with questions
>yours was below the emails of a VP, and 3 senior managers, as well as a shift boss

[Anonymous No.54575337]

>>54575317
BLOOMBERG LIVE
>>54575321
2/3

[Anonymous No.54575340]

>>54575317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOTWBQEwTXs

time to burn the REITS to the ground

[Anonymous No.54575346]

>>54575321
>>54575337
3/3

[Anonymous No.54575355]

>>54575337
>>54575321
>>54575346
Thats exhausting. So glad I'm VT and VNQ

[Anonymous No.54575356]

>>54575320
I like PEAR

[Anonymous No.54575361]

>>54575317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSGoSSfymmI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUHlD_8AMSs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qro4vVM0cQo

and listening to a list of Source 2 Hammer Editor videos so I can map again when cs2 comes out

[Anonymous No.54575364]

>>54575356
TBEV

[Anonymous No.54575365]

Where's the fucking movement

[Anonymous No.54575378]

>>54575365
"The Economy is like a 11.5/10... We can all see that clearly"

[Anonymous No.54575386]

>>54575300

[Anonymous No.54575416]

[Anonymous No.54575418]

NASDAQ just triple tap of daily top?
>FUG

[Anonymous No.54575422]

sneed's feed and seed, formerly chuck's

[Anonymous No.54575424]

>>54575378
Jimnet Yellmer

[Anonymous No.54575429]

>>54575320
FTCO otc gold miner penny stock with no debt and a nice divi

[Anonymous No.54575432]

REITS really that risky? Shit like SPG is gonna be fine as its retail commercial

[Anonymous No.54575439]

>>54575416

[Anonymous No.54575446]

>>54575356
Shill me on PEAR. Why is it down so much on the year?

[Anonymous No.54575447]

Bears loosing ,bulls loosing,
crabs winning
Just the way the market works

[Anonymous No.54575451]

>>54575364
Now that's a chart

[Anonymous No.54575458]

>>54575432
The risk is that they keep paying dividends and keep crashing faster than the dividend payouts, and you're stuck bagholding for 5-6 years just to get paid out. Meanwhile the rest of the market pumps to infinity.

[Anonymous No.54575474]

>>54575446
>down so much on the year?
Check the 3 year chart lmao. I have no idea, I just started watching it today.

[Anonymous No.54575484]

Please lads help a noob out.
Why did the stock drop this much? I get that the revenue was less than expected and the CEO's about to leave, BUT -23% premarket is a bit too much, isn't it?
Shouldn't the fact that they open new stores make the stock jump? That means they expect more customers. Or I'm retarded.

[Anonymous No.54575489]

What are some resources I can use to help with forecasting:
- bond price moves
- equities markets at a macro level
- options

[Anonymous No.54575492]

>>54575159
It's best to buy what you need in advance then wait the day of or before. Treat yourself to some nice hash

[Anonymous No.54575498]

>>54575484
Ive never heard of this dog shit. Just buy ASO if you want exposure to expanding new stores throughout the south

[Anonymous No.54575499]

I wish I watched I could’ve learned

[Anonymous No.54575505]

>>54575484
Oversold on momentum. Just slurp the dip

[Anonymous No.54575511]

>>54575489
>1pbtid
Why do you keep posting this?

[Anonymous No.54575513]

>>54575484
anything in this market that doesn't see massive earnings beats gets fucking obliterated anon, doesn't matter if there is growth, if the ER isn't a huge gain then the jews latch on and kill it
>pr/bk 0.9
wouldn't surprise me if they dropped it down to 0.4

[Anonymous No.54575528]

>>54575489
just listen to mike wilson from morgan stanley

[Anonymous No.54575530]

my company is laying off 20,000 employees this month

Is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.54575531]

>>54575181
>10 dollars for a good year with no fluctuation
>suddenly tanked
What happened?

[Anonymous No.54575532]

>>54575530
not for you

[Anonymous No.54575534]

>>54575530
whats the ticker

[Anonymous No.54575539]

I hope ya'll are still in GLD
>>54575492
That's not hash...
t. Canadian

[Anonymous No.54575545]

>>54575530
PivooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooot

[Anonymous No.54575547]

>>54575530
Yes. They reduced their underlying costs

[Anonymous No.54575549]

Sold MARA, RIOT, CLSK

Good luck tomorrow /smg/!

[Anonymous No.54575568]

>>54575539
That's just an issue of semantics really but I know what you mean. Rosin is just hash that's been squished.

[Anonymous No.54575570]

>WISH & UUU
>BOTH UP BY EXACTLY 5.16%

[Anonymous No.54575577]

>>54575432
>gonna be fine as its retail commercial
you fixin to get HEEEMED my friend

[Anonymous No.54575579]

I going to buy a bunch of wine and edibles today. Imagine actually working 9 to 5 and having responsibilities. Lol even.

[Anonymous No.54575588]

>>54575579
jenna ortega?

[Anonymous No.54575594]

>>54575579
I'll be gainfully unemployed as soon as $SPY crashes to about $50

[Anonymous No.54575593]

>>54575451
TBEV is the ultimate penny stock. Wait until you hear about what they did.
>A great shitty story of the greatest shitty penny stock ever.

[Anonymous No.54575596]

I'm thinking of adding another $15k-$20k to my $35k SQQQ position and averaging down. Might wait to see if it drops further tomorrow. Right now seems like a great time to catch it, though.

[Anonymous No.54575606]

>>54575484
>I get that the revenue was less than expected and the CEO's about to leave
LOL you answered your own question dude

[Anonymous No.54575618]

>>54575579
worst girl, best girl pic rel

[Anonymous No.54575623]

>>54575530
>Is this bullish?
not yet, more pain to come, but we see the light way way down the tunnel now.

[Anonymous No.54575627]

>>54575588
the one and only

[Anonymous No.54575630]

Brace yourself, Twitter is about to make Robinhood look like fucking Vanguard

[Anonymous No.54575649]

>>54575630
imagine trading on platform owned by a faggot that calls for shorting to be outlawed

[Anonymous No.54575652]

>>54575630
Gonna be funny as fuck. The more retards in the market the more entertained we'll all be.

[Anonymous No.54575655]

Bobros....I just need a big red niggerdump for VIX to spike...

[Anonymous No.54575656]

>>54575317
https://youtu.be/AMAH7fCNg_k

[Anonymous No.54575659]

>>54575498
>>54575505
>>54575513
>>54575606
Thanks

[Anonymous No.54575674]

>>54575627
I like snood more

[Anonymous No.54575676]

>>54575317
Baldassare Galuppi - La diavolessa

[Anonymous No.54575686]

>>54575627
easy to hide smol benis

[Anonymous No.54575687]

>>54575630
>I have a broker account at eToro
How fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.54575692]

Anyone have DD on PEAR? The volume and price action are so high. The charts are concerning

[Anonymous No.54575697]

Goddamn my heart was beating through my chest when I was down 10% for a minute. Jesus christ, finally I win one.

[Anonymous No.54575705]

>>54575687
Why? Etoro is the worst broker you can have

[Anonymous No.54575708]

>>54575630
>Twitter: A sink hole of dark propaganda arm of Dem party and intel community.
>Elon buys Twitter way over price and exposes the evil players behind the conspiracy theories that become true.
>Poor sports leave in anger
>Elon turns it into a town square of free speech and revolutionary market place
>All those people who left like PBS, actresses', NPR, and soon BBC have to crawl back liek losers.

You love to see it. So glad government media is being called out for what it is.

[Anonymous No.54575713]

>>54575705
I have no other option as a yuro that lets me use leverage.

[Anonymous No.54575727]

>>54575713
ibkr?

[Anonymous No.54575753]

2021 peace dollars around $200 now I think

[Anonymous No.54575762]

>>54575697
You're just a pathological gambler, aren't yah?

[Anonymous No.54575768]

>>54575753
Lol, wrong thread

[Anonymous No.54575770]

SQQQ holders
What’s the thesis

[Anonymous No.54575775]

>>54575713
Hello my friend.

[Anonymous No.54575777]

>>54575727
I tried to open a CFD account there but they require that one deposits more than 550000 or around that euros in order to do so, so nah.

[Anonymous No.54575791]

SPX 4130pts break-out incoming

[Anonymous No.54575793]

TUP BROS
(I actually bought the crash)

[Anonymous No.54575798]

>>54575770
higher rates for longer due to sticky core inflation which means credit tightening, defaults (starting with CRE), recession/depression, which means tech trannies get absolutely obliterates into outer space

[Anonymous No.54575811]

>>54575656
resident dead head... were you the one who posted shakdown street? I love that jam now.

[Anonymous No.54575824]

>>54575692
DD on a penny stock... Bruh- WTF are you up to?

[Anonymous No.54575828]

all in on PEAR

[Anonymous No.54575830]

>>54575791
it's coming

[Anonymous No.54575835]

>>54575798
>which means tech trannies get absolutely obliterates into outer space
AMD is inthe 90's close to 100 again... I feel like I am looking over the edge of a cliff...

[Anonymous No.54575836]

How long will this dollar down trend last? It’s been weakening against euro for six months or so

[Anonymous No.54575845]

>>54575777
might be your specific country, all i have to do is request new permissions

[Anonymous No.54575855]

>>54575811
lmao

[Anonymous No.54575867]

>>54575836
>How long will this dollar down trend last? It’s been weakening against euro for six months or so
zoom out a little
you may not like it but this is what normal market behavior looks like

[Anonymous No.54575869]

>>54575656
>>54575811
I went to a show in 1992. The parking lots of all Dead shows should have been napalmed.

[Anonymous No.54575870]

>>54575836
Could see DXY dump all the way back to 90 maybe. Further than that seems unlikely at this point.

[Anonymous No.54575871]

>>54575836
It’s happening

[Anonymous No.54575877]

>>54575035
Today's tech rally is vaporware.
Market is behaving irrationally, buying at the least good "news."
My April 21 Puts are fucked, but it's not much money.
Meanwhile, you guys are delusional.

[Anonymous No.54575880]

>>54575692
I’ll perform a little DD for you on how to best determine if this is a potential winner:

>throw a few hundred at it
>if it pops off, great
>if it doesn’t, oh well

[Anonymous No.54575881]

>>54575870
They gotta make USD more attractive by offering even more yield :^)

[Anonymous No.54575885]

>>54575871
kenyans always were faster then everyone else

[Anonymous No.54575889]

>>54575867
Yeah I guess so. The dollar has been trending slightly upwards for a bit over ten years now, and I want that to continue

[Anonymous No.54575892]

>>54575836
>How long will this dollar down trend last?
Euro got fucked thanks to the "war" (politicans stealing everything, signing agreements at ATH on russian oil/brapgas and blaming it on the war). Things are healing now so it's perfectly normal that USD/EUR is weakening.

[Anonymous No.54575893]

>CXAI +200%
new hot low float AI meme pumper

[Anonymous No.54575899]

>>54575877
>losing money
>calls others delusional

[Anonymous No.54575902]

>>54575811
More than likely, there are a couple of us

[Anonymous No.54575903]

>>54575881
Maybe pump it up to 14% to match Brazil. I'd like that.

[Anonymous No.54575909]

>>54575811
How can you honestly call yourself a 'resident deadhead' and have never heard of shakedown street?? I bet you've never heard Fire on The Mountain, China Cat, Cosmic Charlie, Darkstar, or Franklins Tower either?

[Anonymous No.54575911]

>>54575892
Sounds reasonable

[Anonymous No.54575913]

>>54575899
I'm on the sidelines. Cash and treasuries. A few Puts for fun.

[Anonymous No.54575914]

>hold oil stocks for a year
>barely break even
>sell oil stocks, buy RIOT and MARA
>up 50% in 3 weeks
Crypto is the future

[Anonymous No.54575928]

>>54575903
We'll be entering the 2030s with a FED funds rate above (positive) 7%.
This will ensure the dollars world dominance.
Who wants to hold Brazilian shemalefartpornbucks even at 14%?

[Anonymous No.54575933]

>>54575903
By pump it you must mean inflate it

[Anonymous No.54575937]

>>54575909
I was calling him that... not me.

[Anonymous No.54575945]

>>54575877
Get fucked (Nigger)

[Anonymous No.54575950]

>>54575933
That'd be Argentina. Brazilian real bonds offer positive real yields

[Anonymous No.54575955]

>>54575762
I got tired of looking at these 80-100% gainers and thinking "oh I missed the pump" only for it to fucking go 180-200%. I swear I'll properly DD once I get back to my original investment of 16k.

[Anonymous No.54575956]

>>54575945
please refrain from using racist terms here

[Anonymous No.54575959]

>>54575484
Fear rules the market

[Anonymous No.54575964]

This market is really unstoppable it seems. The worst might very well be over and now we either crab or go higher.

[Anonymous No.54575967]

>>54575964

[Anonymous No.54575969]

>>54575913
Sort of in the same spot. About 60\40 cash and JEPI mixed with random YLD ETFs just to collect monthly dividends until a happening actually happens. If there’s one good thing about those Global X stablecoins is that they’re just that.

[Anonymous No.54575977]

>>54575967
.

[Anonymous No.54575978]

>>54575159
next Thursday to be precise.

[Anonymous No.54575979]

>>54575967
Soft landing

[Anonymous No.54575980]

>>54575969
Based, I'm doing the exact same thing.

[Anonymous No.54575985]

>VIX

[Anonymous No.54575993]

Is it retarded to start putting money into VOO right now

[Anonymous No.54575996]

>>54575955
Very good. Congrats on your win anyways, I used to gamble too until I got burned bigtime on MOXC and, since then, slow, steady, and very careful has been my watch word. I don't make a lot of money, but I also don't have to watch my investments like a hawk.

[Anonymous No.54575997]

>>54575909
>Fire on The Mountain
But, have you heard that played during the total lunar eclipse while Bedouins dance in the shadows at the Great Pyramid in Egypt, 1978?

[Anonymous No.54575998]

>march 8
You are HOOKED gorilla niggers. I didn't want to see you get HOOKED

[Anonymous No.54576005]

>>54575424
the tits are delicious

[Anonymous No.54576007]

>>54575993
yes
wait for
THE GREAT HEEM
TO COME
soon/ish

[Anonymous No.54576010]

>>54575955
>I swear I'll properly DD once I get back to my original investment of 16k.
This is what every gambling addict in the world says

[Anonymous No.54576020]

>>54575964
As long as yields are declining and the US dollar weakening, its as if gravity pulls the markets higher.

[Anonymous No.54576025]

>>54575993
No, if you’ll hold long term

[Anonymous No.54576030]

>>54575997
Yea I have actually. I was in Cairo then and backpacked all over Europe following the dead through the 80s. I've heard Jerry licks in real life 30 ft away from me and eaten acid with Fast Eddie. I'm 57

[Anonymous No.54576036]

How does JEPI work? Is it just a usual ETF?

[Anonymous No.54576046]

>>54576030
>t. should have been napalmed

[Anonymous No.54576048]

>>54576036
>How does JEPI work?
oh boy the fun of retards fighting each other over their uneducated opinions is about to start :^)

[Anonymous No.54576052]

>>54576036
yes. nothing weird about it at all. practically spy.

[Anonymous No.54576054]

HELP! where can I get 4chan slangtionary?

[Anonymous No.54576058]

>>54575969
>>54575980
you pussies will be in the same position at ATHs

[Anonymous No.54576059]

>>54576036
They sell covered calls on their holdings IIRC
>>54575697
Congrats. Did you just look for any stock with AI in the name to gamble on? Been considering doing that myself before the hype dies down and people move on to the next meme.

[Anonymous No.54576062]

Zoom out to 5 days on nasdaq, christ that chop

[Anonymous No.54576065]

>>54576030
Were the Dead really a CIA glownigger op?
>I'm Uncle Sam, that's who I am; Been hidin' out in a rock and roll band.

[Anonymous No.54576078]

>>54576054
lurk for *at least* 3 years, anon.
Sorry to have to tell you; you're a fucking newfag.
>>54576062
I'm balls deep in QQQ calls and I refuse to believe it'll drop.

[Anonymous No.54576079]

>>54576036
>How does JEPI work?
poorly

[Anonymous No.54576090]

>>54576065
this
Weir loves Bohemian Grove

[Anonymous No.54576091]

>>54576036
JEPI's top 10 holdings are:
Progressive Corp
1.65%
AbbVie Inc
1.61%
The Hershey Co
1.53%
UnitedHealth Group Inc
1.47%
PepsiCo Inc
1.45%
Coca-Cola Co
1.44%
Mastercard Inc Class A
1.44%
Visa Inc Class A
1.41%
Microsoft Corp
1.40%
Alphabet Inc Class A
1.40%
Total
14.79%
and they hold 133 stocks
they then sell covered calls against these stocks, and sell SPY calls

the income generated through the selling of calls is distributed as dividends to holders of the ETF

[Anonymous No.54576094]

>>54576065
The entire hippie movement was a CIA glownigger op. It helped us get to the degeneracy we have today.

[Anonymous No.54576105]

>>54576054
On www.imaretardgorillanigger.org/slang/4_channel_$

[Anonymous No.54576106]

>>54576048
>oh boy the fun of retards fighting each other over their uneducated opinions is about to start :^)
Educate us, genius.

[Anonymous No.54576107]

>>54576078
>you're a fucking newfag
Does being newfag is bad?

[Anonymous No.54576108]

>>54576046
Deadhead and festival goers are generally awful people. My disillusionment occurred in 89' at a show in Fredrick Maryland when a group of 'hippies' tried stealing my dog. The dead nowadays is joke turned brand only adorned by retarded zoomers posing with hat pins

[Anonymous No.54576109]

>big news
>literally no movement
crabbing for 3 weeks now zzzzz

[Anonymous No.54576110]

>>54576094
this
WEIRD SCENES INSIDE THE CANYON

[Anonymous No.54576118]

>>54576078
>I'm balls deep in QQQ calls and I refuse to believe it'll drop
Look at vix

[Anonymous No.54576124]

>>54576091
What’s the usual return per month?

[Anonymous No.54576125]

>>54576108
I don't know anything about "the dead nowadays", I'm 50.

[Anonymous No.54576127]

blow off top. going to open shorts tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.54576131]

>>54576030
>>54575997
I have enjoyed these posts more than any other all year on smg.

[Anonymous No.54576138]

STOP IT BOIL REEEE

[Anonymous No.54576139]

This is it. I'm OFFICALLY FOMOING into NATGAS a SECOND time today. What colour should my second Bugatti have?

[Anonymous No.54576140]

>>54575798
>In the midst of an AI revolution
>China thinking twice about a hot war with Taiwan after watching monkeh fuck up his whole empire
>Chip shortages resolving
You're going to get fucked raw

[Anonymous No.54576141]

>>54576094
I EAT MORE CHICKEN THAN ANY MAN EVER SEEN

[Anonymous No.54576144]

BOIL needs to hurry up and crash a bit more so I can get paid out on this bet.

[Anonymous No.54576146]

>>54576091
Can’t the covered call strategy backfire at some point and they’ll lose most of what they’ve gained. I mean there shouldn’t be excess profits there.

[Anonymous No.54576156]

>>54576141
OH SHOW ME THA WAY
TO THA NEXT LITTLE GIRL
OH DON'T ASK WHY

[Anonymous No.54576158]

>>54576105
address not found :(

[Anonymous No.54576167]

>>54576107
SIr, yes sir, it does.
>>54576118
>look at blahblahblah
lmao fuckin nerd. QQQ gongo up.

[Anonymous No.54576168]

CIA created hippies to coopt the antiwar movement so they could protest on their terms much like occupy wallstreet was co-opted by identity politics. The original anti-war protesters were conservatives that want politicians to be held accountable. the hippies just wanted peace and love man. then when the war ended the hippies could claim "victory" and take the spotlight to spread degeneracy, keep tabs on anti-gov movements and practice MKUltra mind control through media.

[Anonymous No.54576171]

>>54575530
Very bullish, means they will free up capital to buy back more stock!

[Anonymous No.54576172]

>>54576140
>>In the midst of an AI revolution
>>China thinking twice about a hot war with Taiwan after watching monkeh fuck up his whole empire
>>Chip shortages resolving
Ignores the massive transition from recession to depression we about to take...

>Elon going to make tons of these investors...

[Anonymous No.54576176]

>>54576140
yeah ok little buddy. how's being 19 treating you

[Anonymous No.54576177]

>>54576124
in months where the market is crabbing or slightly going down there were some very high $0.60 dividends paid
under normal conditions, where selling calls isn't as advantageous around $0.40 a share
$0.40 / $54.72 = 0.7% a month
some months higher
overall yearly dividend ~11.48% (but that's factoring in the good months) so usually like 2% less
something to keep in mind is that dividends are taxed as ordinary income - you could be paying 25%+ taxes, compared to 15% capital gains

[Anonymous No.54576180]

>>54576091
lol
lmao even
peak retard
>they then sell covered calls against these stocks, and sell SPY calls
the JEPI prospectus & current holdings disprove all of this

[Anonymous No.54576183]

>>54576158
You gotta use the darknet address
>i'm not giving it to you
:^)

[Anonymous No.54576184]

>>54576168
Man, why can't we have some nice quasi country bluesy rock and a bunch of unshaven sluts on LSD instead of all the racial morass we have now? Fuckin glowniggers I hate them so much.

[Anonymous No.54576187]

>>54576146
it can't backfire in a way that they are exposed to losses; the shares / position just gets called away
it does cap the gains that investors can make however, that is the downside, that if the market rallies strongly JEPI does not participate as much

[Anonymous No.54576189]

up down up down UP DOWN UP DOWN UPDOWNUPDOWNUPDOWNSDFKAFUUUUCKKKKING CRAB CRAB CRAB I HATE THIS SHIT WHY CANT THE MARKET FUCKING DECIDE WHERE TO FUCKING GO

[Anonymous No.54576192]

>everything is up
>except oil is dumping, so oil stocks are fucked
Someone do something.

[Anonymous No.54576195]

>>54576167
You'll get heemed for being the blackest retard gorilla nigger

[Anonymous No.54576204]

>>54576168
I think you mean to coopt the stable home family unit with white males in control of essentially everything which caused far too much stability for (((exploitation))).
FREE LOVE
WOMEN POWER
BIRTH CONTROL
FUCK AROUND ALL YOU WANT

[Anonymous No.54576206]

>>54576172
>>>China thinking twice about a hot war with Taiwan after watching monkeh fuck up his whole empire
Just like when captain america beat thanos.

[Anonymous No.54576208]

>>54576054
You are hereby disallowed from posting until your fifth year of verifiable lurking

[Anonymous No.54576217]

>>54576195
>buttblasted nerd shows his gay fag pics
bobos never get to cum, nerd

[Anonymous No.54576227]

>>54576177
Thanks anon I’ll keep this in mind

[Anonymous No.54576232]

>>54576176
>pokemon games I bought as a teenagers now 'worth' 3 times more

[Anonymous No.54576233]

>>54576180
https://stockanalysis.com/etf/jepi/holdings/
https://am.jpmorgan.com/content/dam/jpm-am-aem/americas/us/en/literature/fact-sheet/etfs/FS-JEPI.pdf
>Generates income through a combination of selling options and investing in U.S. large cap stocks, seeking to deliver a monthly income stream from associated option premiums and stock dividends
https://doc.morningstar.com/docdetail.aspx?clientid=schwab&key=84b36f1bf3830e07&cusip=46641Q332
The investment objective of the Fund is to seek current income while maintaining prospects for capital appreciation. The Fund seeks to achieve this objective by (1) creating an actively managed portfolio of equity securities comprised significantly of those included in the Fund’s primary benchmark, the Standard & Poor’s 500 Total Return Index (S&P 500 Index) and (2) through equity-linked notes (ELNs), selling call options with exposure to the S&P 500 Index. The resulting Fund is designed to provide investors with performance that captures a majority of the returns associated with the S&P 500 Index, while exposing investors to lower volatility than the S&P 500 Index and also providing incremental income. The Fund is managed in a way that seeks, under normal circumstances, to provide monthly distributions at a relatively stable level. Under normal circumstances, the Fund invests at least 80% of its Assets in equity securities (80% Policy). “Assets” means net assets plus the amount of borrowings for investment purposes. In calculating the 80% Policy, the Fund’s equity investments will include common stocks and ELNs, as well as other equity securities.

[Anonymous No.54576237]

>>54576184
its only natural really. you cant run an empire without total control. you think politicians in power really want their careers to be determines by people voting. lol no. the founders knew this and thats why they tried to make it harder for the power hungry to exert total control and its worked rather well. those that desire power have had to be very sneaky, taking decades to change the system in the dark.

[Anonymous No.54576245]

>>54576204
Oh, not to mention all the deflection from Christianity to "EASTERN WISDOM"

[Anonymous No.54576247]

>>54576036
lots of retards here dont even know how a regular etf works.

[Anonymous No.54576250]

>>54576180
>>54576091
>>54576233
In order to generate income, the Fund may invest up to 20% of its net assets in ELNs. ELNs are structured as notes that are issued by counterparties, including banks, broker-dealers or their affiliates, and that are designed to offer a return linked to the underlying instruments within the ELN. ELNs in which the Fund invests are derivative instruments that are specially designed to combine the economic characteristics of the S&P 500 Index and written call options in a single note form and are not traded on an exchange. The options underlying the ELNs will be based on the Benchmark or on exchange-traded funds (ETFs) that replicate the S&P 500 Index. Selling a call option entitles the seller to a premium equal to the value of the option at the time of trade. The ELNs owned by the Fund are structured to use a covered call strategy and have short call positions embedded within them. When the Fund purchases the ELN from the issuing counterparty, the Fund is entitled to the premium generated by the short call position within the ELN. Therefore, the ELNs provide recurring cash flow to the Fund based on the premiums received from selling the call options and are an important source of the Fund’s return.
>Therefore, the ELNs provide recurring cash flow to the Fund based on the premiums received from selling the call options and are an important source of the Fund’s return.
>selling the call options and are an important source of the Fund’s return.

[Anonymous No.54576253]

I thought Mr. Snibs would show up already, im getting nervous... im out of TQQQ and im taking my $97 with me. Going to buy 1 tank of gas with it today!

[Anonymous No.54576256]

>JEPI
Hope you guys enjoy taxes. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.54576266]

>>54576247
that'd be me and i own lots

[Anonymous No.54576272]

>>54576256
Are ETFs filled differently?

[Anonymous No.54576274]

>>54576180
>The ELNs owned by the Fund are structured to use a covered call strategy and have short call positions embedded within them

[Anonymous No.54576282]

These 2 Wall St roasties are still bearish
https://youtu.be/sWrkrzfYZuY
https://youtu.be/pdvzwRV8PbA

[Anonymous No.54576284]

>>54576187
>it does cap the gains that investors can make
Yeah, I wasn’t sure if it’s called a loss if someone exercises the options ITM and they’d be selling assets below market value

[Anonymous No.54576288]

>>54576282
stockton has been bearish since 2014. she must be sucking someone's dick at CNBC. her analysis is retarded

[Anonymous No.54576292]

>>54576237
It's a lot easier to prevent the plebs rising up if you give them some creature comforts. But noooo, we have to have that satanic nigger Travis Scott n sheiiit.

[Anonymous No.54576293]

BLOOMBERG SAYS
THE TECH DUDE THAT WAS KILLED
IN SF
KNEW HIS KILLER
ARREST HAS BEEN MADE

[Anonymous No.54576297]

>>54576250
>>54576250
>>investing in ELNs
>selling options
>>investing in ELNs
>selling options
>>investing in ELNs
>selling options
>>investing in ELNs
>selling options
>>investing in ELNs
>selling options
>>investing in ELNs
>selling options
>>investing in ELNs
>selling options
>>investing in ELNs
>selling options
you see the problem?
you probably don't.

please do the following or else be considered as entirely debunked:
>screenshot the current written call options on the JEPI holdings [WRITTEN CALL OPTIONS!]
>provide a clickable link to the (official) specifications of these ELNs

protip:
you can not.
you won't even try lash out in anger like a retard.

[Anonymous No.54576302]

Not selling my SQQQ until I atleast break even

[Anonymous No.54576313]

>>54576297
correction:
>you won't even try and lash out in anger like a retard.

[Anonymous No.54576316]

>>54576139
I'm down 6% and I'm mad

[Anonymous No.54576317]

>>54576272
JEPI is treated like a REIT when it pays out its not actually a dividend. It is income not a divvy. In an IRA it is top tier but under normal circumstances meh just like REITs.

[Anonymous No.54576329]

>>54576302
>Brought to you by Pfizer

[Anonymous No.54576330]

>>54576297
>look at how the ELN notes are structured for JEPI
I don't think this is publicly accessible information lmao.
Quote:
ELNs in which the Fund invests are derivative instruments that are specially designed to combine the economic characteristics of the S&P 500 Index and written call options in a single note form and are not traded on an exchange. The options underlying the ELNs will be based on the Benchmark or on exchange-traded funds (ETFs) that replicate the S&P 500 Index. Selling a call option entitles the seller to a premium equal to the value of the option at the time of trade. The ELNs owned by the Fund are structured to use a covered call strategy and have short call positions embedded within them.
>keywords: The ELNs owned by the Fund are structured to use a covered call strategy and have short call positions embedded within them.
>covered call strategy
>short call positions embedded within them

[Anonymous No.54576343]

>>54576317
>It is income not a divvy
Thanks anon!

[Anonymous No.54576344]

>>54576293
give me the schizo conspiracy, i desire it

[Anonymous No.54576347]

>>54576250
You're arguing with a moron. He doesn't understand the meaning of the word
>embedded

It's like the retards that think SOXL is accessing their leverage at <1% margin rates because they see the expense ratio and imagine their counterparties are offering them total return swaps for free.

[Anonymous No.54576355]

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

[Anonymous No.54576357]

The market along with everything else is guarnteed to go up in price over time so why in the world does anyone ever sell? Literally all you have to do is buy the indexes and hold them and you make money.

[Anonymous No.54576358]

>>54576065
Yes. Bob Weir is a military Brat who's father was a spook. Jerry and Kesey met during the MK Ultra LSD trials at universities in California specifically in Palo Alto. The entire dead would record routinely in Laurel Canyon and probably where they formed the infamous "wrecking crew" from Look Out Mountain who were session musicians. High up members in dead families were literal agents tasked with pushing drugs and entrapment

[Anonymous No.54576359]

KOLD kall klan once again lynching BOILniggers.

[Anonymous No.54576364]

>>54576344
>in SF
>Two men
Crime of passion

Case closed.

[Anonymous No.54576369]

>>54576355
checked and based

[Anonymous No.54576377]

>>54576364
that's boring tho

[Anonymous No.54576379]

>>54576192
Crowded trade.

[Anonymous No.54576386]

>>54576358
Its even deeper than that... CIA and FBI were up to some wild shit on the west coast/hollywood

[Anonymous No.54576385]

>>54576293
/smg/ told me it was two black guys

[Anonymous No.54576388]

>>54576359
they had it coming, getting all uppity

[Anonymous No.54576389]

>>54576344
>SF
butt sex. the biggest killer in the last three decades. literal nations have been invaded in the name of butt sex.

[Anonymous No.54576393]

>>54576330
So to summarize the situation:
>JEPI supposedly employs a "written call options" strategy but does not write calls themselves, as no written calls appear on their holdings.
>JEPI supposedly invests in ELNs - WHOSE SPECIFICS ARE OBFUSCATED AND HIDDEN FROM THE INVESTOR - proclaiming those ELNs are "designed" to combine "characeristics" of something. On top of that those ELNs are not traded on an exchange. And the icing on the cake is that the counterparties are not known either.
How can you verify that JEPI is writing calls again?

[Anonymous No.54576395]

>>54576359
Lol even the horses are racist

[Anonymous No.54576394]

I’m still a bit new to this. Would it be stupid to open a long position on VOO and VTI right now? What do you guys hold long term

[Anonymous No.54576397]

>everything basically at a standstill now
boring

[Anonymous No.54576400]

>>54576388
We told them not to be around when the sun went down.

Welllll they decided to be around when the sun went down.

[Anonymous No.54576401]

>>54576357
>The market along with everything else is guarnteed to go up in price over time
It’s not guaranteed. Who/what do you think would make such a guarantee?
Lots of people do buy and never sell though, and they have made money so far.

[Anonymous No.54576405]

can bears stop losing? holy shit I feel bad for these smug motherfuckers from yeaterday

[Anonymous No.54576409]

>>54576389
>butt sex. the biggest killer in the last three decades. literal nations have been invaded in the name of butt sex.

SIGA BUY signal!!

[Anonymous No.54576414]

>>54576393
>How can you verify that JEPI is writing calls again?
because it's written in their prospectus that they do this, that they are structured this way, and if they stray from this strategy, do not follow the prospectus, they open themselves to lawsuits & litigation
Lol.

[Anonymous No.54576420]

>>54576317
Even in an IRA where tax impacts are irrelevant, it has underperformed SPY since inception and would likely suffer permanent impairment after a market crash, similar to other covered call strategies like XYLD in recovering from the March 2020 covid lockdown crash.

[Anonymous No.54576422]

>getting beat by indices today
Why can't we have fun? Indexes ruin everything.

[Anonymous No.54576424]

>>54576394
>What do you guys hold long term
Gold

[Anonymous No.54576435]

>>54576394
What is your investment period. You asked this question already didn’t you

[Anonymous No.54576437]

>>54576395
>Dark hooman beats you and never feeds/waters/brushes you and doesn't know what a saddle blanket is
I'd be racist, too.

[Anonymous No.54576441]

BOBO WHERE ARE YOU? WEREN'T YOU GONNA MAKE MONEY OFF ME?

[Anonymous No.54576442]

>>54576393
Holy cope. There's a point where you can admit you were wrong, anon.

[Anonymous No.54576451]

>>54576394
Guns

Never drop in value, always go up it's the best hedge possible

[Anonymous No.54576453]

>>54576405
Italians are some of the most insufferable people ever I swear.
>that's not pizza!! Here let me show you how WE do it
>proceed to bring out baked pizza dough drenched in olive oil with a couple of massive chunks of my mozzarella and a few basil leaves just tossed on it
>heh we showed those Americans

[Anonymous No.54576458]

>>54576422
boglechads, we win again.

[Anonymous No.54576459]

>tfw I'll have this bumping and pumping when my QQQ calls print me 1500% in profits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75I79sAhdaA

[Anonymous No.54576467]

>You just remembered retail sales are tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54576472]

>>54576453
they also banned bugs from their food. based people

[Anonymous No.54576477]

>>54576435
I just want to know where to dump some cash for ~30 years

[Anonymous No.54576488]

>>54576467

[Anonymous No.54576493]

i got banned from commenting on schindlers list wondering how many oscars did (((they))) give themselves for it.

are our jannies jewish or what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.54576497]

>>54576284
Is it a loss to take a gain? If you have to sell your shares "below market value" it will still be for a gain. Then you just do it again with another ticker. Or flip to selling puts with the same ticker and then get paid to buy back in. I'm failing to see how you can "lose". If the stock price goes down you get stopped out, same as you would without selling the covered call. Or you just hold through the downturn and keep collecting premium to offset some of the loss.

[Anonymous No.54576500]

>>54576493
>>>/tv/

[Anonymous No.54576513]

Again, from (>>54576330)
>that are specially designed to combine the economic characteristics of the S&P 500 Index and written call options in a single note form
where does it say that JEPI or the ELNs are actually writing calls?
>[...]designed to combine characteristics[...]
sounds entirely synthetic and can very well mean that those ELNs are just betting slips with a unknown counterparty whose valued are modeled from buywrite indices and include nothing but cash bets.

Wouldn't it be nice if you could check the specifics of those ELNs?

You think your lawyers will be allowed to? :^)

[Anonymous No.54576517]

420 calls for 4/20

[Anonymous No.54576521]

>>54576493
>>54575956

[Anonymous No.54576523]

>>54576477
>~30 years
VOO

[Anonymous No.54576524]

Is this the first day in weeks Mr. Snibs will fuck off all day??!?!?

[Anonymous No.54576534]

>worried fumbled the falling knife in 2022
>worried October wasn't the bottom but bought anyway
>worried I bought the top 2 weeks ago
Well. I am waiting it won't suck itself you 2 week FUDbois. Your ass belongs to me now.

[Anonymous No.54576538]

>Not making a random amount of money off lumber
It's like you guys hate gains

[Anonymous No.54576541]

>>54576524
pretty much my entire watchlist is completely still

[Anonymous No.54576545]

>>54576386
Read this book for a very comprehensive history of spook warfare
https://www.erowid.org/library/books_online/acid_dreams.pdf

[Anonymous No.54576547]

>>54576517
who's on the call anon? female broker?

[Anonymous No.54576550]

>>54576393
That's shady as fuck. The question is, is my SWVXX any fucking safer? Serious question...

[Anonymous No.54576551]

Say it with me
SOFT LANDING

[Anonymous No.54576555]

>>54576548

>>54576548


>>54576548

[Anonymous No.54576560]

i got my taxes reporting done. still waiting will the taxman rape me for fucking something up.

last year i had one profitable month of trading. losses were around 900 including fees. fuck.


>>54576500
ive visited that board maybe once or twice in my 4chin career. no thx.

[Anonymous No.54576564]

>he's still going
lmao

These JEPI schizos are truly something special.

[Anonymous No.54576568]

>>54576477
VOO, VTI or VT. Your choice or all 3 like a savage.

[Anonymous No.54576573]

>>54576545
TY anon! smg is alright today :)

[Anonymous No.54576575]

>>54576441
I'm hibernating and larping in the pasture for a few more weeks

[Anonymous No.54576582]

>>54576497
If you sell some of the stocks below market value, because the option obligates you to, your portfolio value would decrease, right? In that sense it’s a loss, on a mark to market basis

[Anonymous No.54576593]

>>54576442
What's your argument again?
Where's the link to the ELN specification?

[Anonymous No.54576596]

>>54576523
>>54576568
Does it really matter when I buy, then? What’s a good strategy for it?

[Anonymous No.54576610]

>CUTR
Fuck it I'm going in

[Anonymous No.54576626]

>>54576582
>would decrease, right?
If you are thinking about it like a retard. Yea it would decrease but that's just you being greedy wanting to keep the premium and the shares all the time. The whole point of selling covered is that you can sell the option and then not pay attention to the market any more because either A) you locked in your gain if the call expires ITM or B) you keep your share and the premium collected

[Anonymous No.54576646]

>>54576593
It's literally described right there. Straight out of the prospectus. You know, the very thing you were memeing that no one but you is capable of reading?

[Anonymous No.54576658]

>>54576626
So, sometimes you gain money with the covered calls, sometimes you lose money.

[Anonymous No.54576662]

>>54576266
Extremely based

[Anonymous No.54576669]

>>54576405
Stocks go up, it shouldn’t be a surprise that every dip is immediately bought by smart people while retards stay losing either sitting on the sidelines or being short an obvious bull market.

[Anonymous No.54576677]

>>54576658
So sometimes you gain money with covered calls, then other times you gain money while your shares are losing money but you don't care because you are gaining money from the covered calls riding out the storm for when bobo inevitably and utterly gets BTFO

[Anonymous No.54576694]

>>54576596
>Does it really matter when I buy, then?
No not really. That being said, if you are unlucky you could buy the top of the market before a multi year bear market and you returns would be lower than buying the bottom later, but that is unlickely and you wouldn’t time it anyway

[Anonymous No.54576727]

>>54576646
Nah man,
you're a coping dimwit incapable of realizing that your capability to gather the necessary information is purposefully obstructed and you are (purposefully) unable to answer the questions at hand specifically.
Out of emotional anger and a need to feel "correct" and "accomplished" you proclaim victory on a battle you didn't even fight.

Specifics of JEPI separate the dimwits from people capable of critical thought.

[Anonymous No.54576729]

>>54576677
Yeah and sometimes you’re leaving money on the table because you could’ve not sold the calls. That’s your choice!

[Anonymous No.54576749]

>>54576355
damn jannys mad

[Anonymous No.54576814]

>>54576727
>all this cope
lmao.

You don't have to admit that you got destroyed, but everyone who was here could clearly see it. The beauty of anonymity is that you can waltz right into the next thread as if none of this ever happened.
If you really enjoy this, you can even roleplay the retarded JEPI schizo again and start this whole conversation all over again.

If you're truly incapable of trusting that the specifications listed in their prospectus accurately represent the returns profile of the exchange linked notes they're holding, you can call up and ask them directly. Alternatively, you can email them.

You could also look at this sheet on their website which has more specific metrics on the return characteristics:
https://am.jpmorgan.com/content/dam/jpm-am-aem/americas/us/en/supplemental/linked-notes/equity-premium-income-fund-equity-linked-notes-estimated-spx-equivalent-unit-delta-gamma.pdf

[Anonymous No.54576839]

>Schall Law Firm
Do these niggas ever win I always see them opening lawsuits anytime a stock craters

[Anonymous No.54576876]

>>54576814
You are completely missing the point.

[Anonymous No.54576911]

>>54576876
Wrong. I am fully aware that you have no point.

[Anonymous No.54577084]

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