My internet computers are pumping

[Anonymous No.54566471]

and there is nothing you can do to stop it.
Over 50% of the supply is staked.
Developer activity going parabolic. Dapps need ICP to power cycles for canisters. Supply shock incoming.
Yes buying now is like buying eth in 2017.
Yes icp will be over $100 by the end of the year.
Yes you can tongue my anus.
No you cannot have not even one single drop of my icy piss under $1000.

The sleeping giant is awakening from his slumber, at long last, and there is nothing you can do to stop it. The internet computer is the best tech in crypto, the foundation upon which web 3 shall be built, and will be a top 3 coin within 3 years.

[Anonymous No.54566506]

Oh and one more thing.
Yes, your bags of bullshit are about to be made absolutely worthless. Every single coin in crypto is about to be made completely irrelevent by the internet computer aside from bitcoin.


ICP is the best tech in crypto and it isn't even close. seethe cope and dilate non piss holders.

[Axav fudding niggers tongue my anus No.54566522]

Has your shitcoin employed any cryptographers?

https://scholar.google.com/citations?hl=en&view_op=search_authors&mauthors=label%3Acryptography+DFINITY&btnG=

Dfinity has 15

99.99% of the shitcoins in this space are either erc-20 derivatives or ETH-forks like avax or L2's larping as L1's like matic.

Imagine being so new that you never heard of Dfinity. Imagine joining the space in 2018 and still peddling shitcoins to ''make it''
Does your shitcoin have a wiki?

https://wiki.internetcomputer.org/wiki/Internet_Computer_wiki

Dfinity has a wiki
Does your shitcoin have a patent?

https://patents.google.com/patent/US20200396281A1/en?assignee=dfinity&oq=dfinity

Dfinity has a patent.
Does your shitcoin founder have a patent?

https://patents.google.com/?inventor=Dominic+Williams&assignee=DFINITY+Stiftung

Dfinity's founder has 12 patents
Does your shitcoin have any Dapps?

https://n7ib3-4qaaa-aaaai-qagnq-cai.raw.ic0.app/

Dfinity has 366 + dApps
Does your shitcoin have any GitHub commits? Are the devs actually working on the protocol?

https://www.cryptomiso.com/months_3.html
Does your shitcoin go offline, during AWS outage or Cloudfare Outage?

ICP is immune Cloudfare or AWS outage.

https://status.avax.network/incidents/7qd8vdd8d1js Avax crippled by Cloudfare outage.

Polygon matic congested because of a flower picking game.

https://www.coindesk.com/tech/2022/01/06/polygon-under-accidental-attack-from-swarm-of-sunflower-farmers/

Solana, everybody knows that Solana goes offline every 1-3 months.

Future of finance, bro.
Is your shitcoin staked on a cex or a node on AWS?

ICP offers ''onchain'' staking on decentralized cloud, VS staking on a CEX and get fined.

Smart contracts have been an industry joke for almost a decade.


When 5 digit portfolio's brag about partnerships, just ignore and laugh at them. They talk about ''partnerships'' but I guarantee you that none of their ''partners'' have actually deployed smart contracts for real life applications.

[Avax fudding niggers tongue my anus No.54566535]

How much does it cost to store 1 GB of smart contract data on Avalanche, Solana, Ethereum? Then complain about ''VC scammers'' who are absorbing the risk, so dev's can build and deploying GB's of smart contract data without devs mortgaging their homes. AWS-Smart-contracts hosted on AWS-chains like Avalanche, Solana, Ethereum are a joke, it's costly, impractical for real life applications.
Dfinity has made smart contracts affordable for the masses, like how Henry Ford made cars affordable for the masses.

Q1 2023.

Dfinity is partnering up with https://federitaly.it/ 7000 companies are on the waiting list. This is just the beginning.
Tell me where growth will occur in the next decade? Which AWS blockchains allow assets to be directly stored on the blockchain itself? Which L1's will continue to stay online during a Nationwide cyberpandemic?

ICP is the uber, shopify, of cloud infrastructure, how many will commit suicide in the next decade when they finally realize this.

[Anonymous No.54566551]

>>54566471
dare i say based? pic related will be biztards haunting nightmare.

-posted from my Internet Computer

[Anonymous No.54566574]

>>54566471
Based.

[Anonymous No.54566718]

>>54566506
>Every single coin in crypto is about to be made completely irrelevent by the internet computer aside from bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.54566741]

>ctrl-f "ICP" 6 results
>ctrl-f "ava" 7 results
rent free, pisscucks

[Anonymous No.54566750]

>>54566471
>>54566506
>>54566522
>>54566535
>>54566551
>>54566574
>>54566718
>>54566741
ICP is a centralized scam

[Anonymous No.54566861]

>>54566750
ICP cucks are actually defending this. They say this isn't a problem even though the only thing a blockchain is good for is censorship resistance.

[Anonymous No.54566875]

Jeetscam dead trash

[Anonymous No.54566916]

>>54566506
what about eth?

[Anonymous No.54566933]

>>54566861
It's a private network full of airdrop beggars, grifters, and nocoiners.

[Anonymous No.54566967]

it was a genious move to call smart contracts canisters on icp - when eth goes down so will smart contracts. its over

[Anonymous No.54567019]

>>54566861
Anons getting into privacy tokens and anonymity are up to something.

[Anonymous No.54567037]

>>54566967
they're called canisters because they can hold complete databases inside. you can run the full ethereum network inside a single canister or what about running your PS5 inside a single pee canister? the possibilities are endless

[Anonymous No.54567080]

>>54566933
Pretty impressive private tokens are right there, and no better time to check in. RAILGUN, OASIS, and MONERO to mention a few are fine.

[Anonymous No.54567178]

>>54566916
Dinosaur tech. Icp completely mogs eth in every conceivable way.
Imagine accumulating anything else but ICP right now.

[Anonymous No.54567195]

>>54566471
ICP is the only interesting blockchain/crypto out right now. All the other crap is mostly erc-20 shitcoins (including chainlink). ICP renders chainlink obsolete and we will become millionaires next bull run.

[Anonymous No.54567667]

bumperino

[Anonymous No.54567688]

>>54566471
I
CAN
(PENIS) PUMP!!!!!!!!!!!
I CAN PENIS PUMP INTERNET COMPUTER TO $1000 PER COIN!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54567766]

[Anonymous No.54567807]

>>54566471
eth is a fucking piece of shit in comparison
god damn i almost feel bad for how pathetic it is

[Anonymous No.54568052]

>>54567807
ICP will be like ETH's life boat

[Anonymous No.54568106]

>>54566471
My lil internet computer coin doin a lil sum

[Anonymous No.54568167]

>>54566471
>+7%
>over a week
Fuck everybody actually hates money on this board

[Anonymous No.54568845]

Bump

[Anonymous No.54569364]

>>54566471
>internet computers are pumping
FUCKING WHAT KEK
that's funnier than the memecoins with bats or blue dogs like vinu, every day I love more and more this market that allows this kind of things

[Anonymous No.54569807]

>>54566471
Does anyone have the neuron unlock schedule graph? If I remember correctly may or June of this year are the last big unlocks

[Anonymous No.54569863]

>>54569807
About 1.25 mil a month til April 2024. So a year from now close to the btc halving which seems planned. 14.88 million tokens left to go

[Anonymous No.54570829]

>>54566471

[Anonymous No.54570889]

>>54568052
>trading bezos for some new aspirational cuck
Can you explain to us the bear thesis or what it would take for you to realize you were wrong?

[Anonymous No.54571881]

>>54566471
>>54566522
>>54566535

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

I'm not done accumulating, I need at least 100k in cold piss to make it.

>$15400 suicide stack for next run.

>STOP BUYING NIGGERS!

[Anonymous No.54573224]

The internet computer is so far advanced it is difficult to comprehend. We have not seen even a fraction of what it is capable of yet.

Icp, the raw energy, can you feel it? Fuck it excites me. Nothing else holds this much potential for greatness.

[Anonymous No.54574308]

>>54567178
Okay, hand me your bags. I'll buy them.

[Anonymous No.54574462]

>>54566471
So when you say $1000 per icp it sounds schizo. But then when I do the math, that puts the fdv still under 500 billion $. So maybe you're not schizo after all.

[Anonymous No.54575981]

>>54566471
What's the make-it stash anon? Maybe I'd add it to my CRT and RIDE bags on the MultiversX

[Anonymous No.54576986]

>>54566471
My piss stays frozen.

[Anonymous No.54578080]

My internet computers are pumping. At last. What is eoy price?

[Anonymous No.54578157]

>>54566471
Get your own memes you fucking jeets stealing from Avax chads

[Anonymous No.54578334]

>every piece of ta on nwc is bearish on it
>nobody cares on tv
>/biz/ doesnt care anymore
dead coin

[Anonymous No.54578398]

>>54578157
Do avax fags think they actually made these memes you just copied someone else’s work and put your logo on it. You’re a hypocrite

[Anonymous No.54578565]

>>54566718

[Anonymous No.54578581]

>>54578398
And you're a fucking nigger

Checkmate, cocksucker

[Anonymous No.54579141]

>>54566471
>ICP
>Yes buying now is like buying eth in 2017.
>Yes icp will be over $100 by the end of the year

NGMI and stop shillin that piece of shit makes people not want to buy it

[Anonymous No.54579190]

>>54578581
Damn avax baggies are the biggest faggots of them all. Youre worst than gme normie faggots.
Go back to your telegram group

[Anonymous No.54579298]

>>54568167
>+7% over a week
That's bullshit faggot, when NXRA gave me almost 50%

[Anonymous No.54579619]

>>54571881
$54,000 is the real 7-fig make it stack.
$5400 is the 7-fig on paper stack.

[Anonymous No.54579713]

>>54566471
how the fuck are you talking about ICP at $1000 when you havent seen the first green candle since that scam was launched? KEK

[Anonymous No.54579717]

Is there anywhere I can calculate how long it should take my 8 year neuron with 1500 ICP to reach 10000 ICP supposing that I constantly re-stake my returns from the neuron?

[Anonymous No.54579840]

>>54579717
Rewards aren’t consistent

[Anonymous No.54579968]

>>54579717
https://dashboard.internetcomputer.org/governance
Current staking rewards for an 8 year neuron are 17.8%

https://dashboard.internetcomputer.org/circulation
ICP's current target inflation rate is about 8% (going to 5% over the next 6 years).

The reason for 17.8% APY rewards despite an 8% APY inflation is because only 51.7% of the supply is staked. There is no way to predict exact reward rates over the next few years, but assuming 8% APY rewards compounding daily, it would take 23 years to hit a 10k stack. If you assumed 15% APY, it would take 12.6 years to hit a 10k stack from 1.5k ICP. Then you'd have to dissolve the neuron to gain access to the ICP contained within. You could begin dissolving it early to line up the 10k milestone on the day you unlock.

I assume that 8 year neurons will never receive less than 8% APY because that would require the majority of ICP to be staked for 8 years.

[Anonymous No.54580142]

>>54579298
Keep buying that token, it has working products and a low mcap, so it should be one of the top gainers in the next cycle

[Anonymous No.54580643]

>>54566471
ICP is just a circlejerk of devs wanting to be cool and edgy, no one is gonna use that shit and there's no need

[Anonymous No.54581070]

Bump

[Anonymous No.54581118]

>>54580643
Almost every relevant chain has complained about relying on centralized cloud services

[Anonymous No.54582383]

>>54566471
>ICP
dead shitcoin. pass