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[Anonymous No.54566207]

After a long day of beating the jews in the 4chan politics board, and also beating the globohomo fascists as the Soviet Union in HOI4, Chuddy's home energy suddenly turns off, thus making him go for a walk:
>DA JOOOOOOOOZ pozzed my house eletricity and now I can't fucking even play HOI4. The only option remaining is going outside. It shall not be harder than invanding France as Germany in HOI4.
After walking for a while, Chuddy realizes a white woman passing by, and notes something quite...... odd.... by Chuddy's Twitter standards, that white woman has an above average glutes, coming to the following conclusion:
>FUCKING KIKES, DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOZ ARE INSERTING POZZED KIKE KEK NIGGER TROON JEW NAFO GOYSLOP INTO OUR WATERS AND MAKING WHITE WOMEN DEVELOP THESE UNATURAL NIGGERESQUE ASSSES!!! THE SOLE PURPOSE OF THIS IS CLEAR, DA JOOOOOOZ WANT WHITE WOMEN TO DEVELOP MASSIVE ASSES, SO MY TINY PECKER WON'T BE ABLE TO PENETRATE THEM, AND AS PROOF, I HAVE SEEN THIS POLITICAL MANOUVRE BEING USED IN ONE OF MY HOI4 GAMES AND I WON'T FUCKING LET THIS HAPPEN AGAIN
Chuddy goes to his local wallmart, and ends up killing 1 people and then proceeding by ending himself, in what he called a "Jihad Against the Globohomo", shortly after watching a tiktok "My Little Dark Age" edit about Islam, according to IT specialists.

[Anonymous No.54566229]

>>54566207
Why would a nazi play as the USSR instead of Germany or Japan?

[Anonymous No.54566427]

this would have passed for parody a few years ago but now it's just Poe's law

[Anonymous No.54566456]

>>54566207
>yo wassup white boi what are you doin
>n-n-nothing
>haha just kidding have a nice day

[Anonymous No.54566461]

imagine being the fat loser jew that is typing this
lol chuds really hurt his feelings

[Anonymous No.54566465]

it's ok but would be funnier without capslock that just makes it look like you're the angry one not the chud, its funnier if you play it cool. make the chudjaks dialogue more subtle and even slightly relatable, he is human after all, and will help the joke hit closer to home instead of just whacking at a strawman. just a protip on how to be insulting in a more positive way

[Anonymous No.54566483]

>>54566207
Well memed

[Anonymous No.54566497]

how can I profit off of this?

[Anonymous No.54566988]

>>54566207
>My Tiny Pecker
thanks for thinking about my penis.

[Anonymous No.54567003]

>>54566207
This was beautiful to read. I cried anon

[Anonymous No.54567022]

>>54566207
"Atheist" jews?
Ever heard of Atheist muslims?
And there's Etheopian jews and chinese jews as well? wtf

[Anonymous No.54567181]

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