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>ENOUGH WITH THE SELLING

>> No.54545747
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>>54545683
My fatherr was... a trader. And a fiend. And one night, he gets more buy happy than usual. Mommy hides her Bitcoin keys from her Trezor to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit.
So, me lurking, he sells her silver and fabrachet eggs, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, BUY HIGH SELL LOW! Comes at me with his Coinbase pro app on his iphone, IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW! He made me buy 1000$ worth of internet computer tokens. THE MOONMAN SAYS NUMBER GO UP. Money… down… the… drain…

>> No.54545797

>>54545747
that's random, kinda funny

>> No.54545805

>>54545747
I'm sorry he hurt you

>> No.54545846
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>>54545747
How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make all your money disappear. Ta-da! It's... It's gone!

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If you are good at something never do it for free.

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>>54545884

>> No.54546995

>>54545747
More replies like this /biz for hearty keks, please

>> No.54547053

>>54545683
>>54545747
kek

>> No.54548174

>>54545747
Oc?? On my /biz/??

>> No.54548531

>>54545846
lmao

>> No.54548629

>>54546196
>those thighs
Is Sirgay a woman?

>> No.54548742

>>54545846
And yet this piece of shit is still rank #42 and still listed on binance, Coinbase and more. Someone explain this to me.

>> No.54548795
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You are the SOVL that makes /biz/ worth browsing. Today OP was not a fag

>> No.54549298

>>54545747
Top fucking kek

>> No.54549459

>>54545846
It isn't about internet computers, it's about sending a point.

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>>54545747
>fabrachet eggs

>> No.54551604

>>54545747
Blessed post

>> No.54552782
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>I go to binance

>> No.54553383

>>54548742
ICP has abominable tokenomics. It's the first token that I'm aware of that has only ever dumped since its inception, but despite that, has little possible return on investments due to it being high Mcap

>> No.54553728

>>54553383
But moon man…

>> No.54553929
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>>54545683
>You're garbage who fakes disability for real estate capital.
>Don't talk like one of them. You're not, even if you'd like to be. To them you're just a NEET, like me!

>> No.54553938

>>54545683
I will keep selling USD until I have no more left to sell!

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>>54545846
>And I thought MY bags were heavy.

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>>54545846
>that’s a big red line

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>>54545747
Well memed my dear anon

>> No.54554018

>>54553963
>I know FOMO when I see one

>> No.54555159

>it’s simple
>we uhhhhh kill the federal reserve

>> No.54555179

>>54545747
uhh based?

>> No.54555191

>>54545683
>>54545747
ruined because samefag. at least you could have posted from your cellphone or library computer, that way it would at least look like 2 different people and be 100x more funny

>> No.54555235

>>54555191
>being this much of a faggot
Did you maybe think it was intentional?

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>>54545747

>> No.54555920

>>54545747
I need to watch this movie lmao

>> No.54555965

Holy shit lol, if biz had this humor every day it would be incredible and less toxic

>> No.54556048

>>54545846
Lmao

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>>54545747
>>54545846
and, here. we. go.

>> No.54556149

>>54553929
Holy shit I'm dead.

>> No.54556193

>>54552782
Kek

>> No.54556203
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>What?! Do you think it’s funny telling other anons to dump their life savings into a cryptocurrency called internet computer??!! Do you think that’s funny?!
>Hmmm Murray? Haha Murray boy
>What do you get when you cross a mentally ill neet with various anonymous users on a basket weaving forum that tell you 24/7 to buy internet computer?!?! Well Murray, YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!

>> No.54556243

>>54556203
Sorry but don’t tarnish the joke with that piece of shit excuse for a movie… stick to the script

>> No.54556262

>>54556243
Don’t be such a nigger and contribute to the thread

>> No.54556449

>>54556262
Coming from a faggot who didn’t see dark knight but quotes the joker, way to show your age and your gayness tool

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obligatory

>> No.54556494

>>54556449
>keeps bitching and still doesn’t contributes to thread
>>54556484
Based

>> No.54558478

Saving ops thread