/GME/ - MIPS the Rabbit Edition

[Anonymous !!StNYcNXEJ2q No.54521166]

>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
https://streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>^watch-along
https://youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
https://youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
https://youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report (FY22)
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19991/html
>GameStop Investor, NFT, & Wallet Sites
https://investor.gamestop.com/home
https://nft.gamestop.com
https://wallet.gamestop.com/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
http://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
https://www.nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to

reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/the_apes_guide_to_the_galaxy_a_compilation_of_dds
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj/the_puzzle_pieces_of_quarterly_movements_equity
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk/i_found_the_entire_naked_shorting_game_plan
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>54513832

As always:
>sneed hedgies

[Anonymous No.54521170]

WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IS NOT A SELL-OFF.

Melvin Capital is going to throw a lot of tricks at us that will make it look like the stock is dropping. Don't fall for it.

Do not sell if you see any of these things happen:

GME drops by 30% or more after hours

SEC filings show that shorts have all exited their positions

GME drops below $1 a share

The Gamestop locations near you start closing

GME files for bankruptcy

GME is delisted from the stock exchange

Your bank forecloses on your home for late payment

Your children have children of their own who grow up and become investment bankers and tell you that you should stop telling people you're "diamond handing" a company that went out of business 30 years ago

These are classic hedge fund tricks.

[Anonymous No.54521179]

>>54521166
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Path to full year profitability after Q4 '22
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.0 (19.0) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 22th, 2023
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29th 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,243.011B, 107P = 20.963B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 2,173.663B, 105P = 20.702B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: No

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>Q4 + FY2022 Earnings 8-K/10-K
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19986/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19991/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

[Anonymous No.54521185]

Good evening stupid GME baggies. Still holding onto your bags I see.

[Anonymous No.54521207]

I love GameStop
>SDMJMY
>JMY
>jiemi
based

[Anonymous No.54521218]

what do you mean i was hyping people up? i never said a word

[Anonymous No.54521235]

Still talking about others investment, squiddy?

[Anonymous No.54521239]

>>54521218
>Your honor we accuse the defendant here of tweeting a short video or 'Jeff' of an underage boy being buoyed by his erection and rising to the surface of a pool of water.
>I don't believe I need to go on to demonstrate that this is a direct act of market manipulation targeting my client.

[Anonymous No.54521243]

Zk snark ledgies

[Anonymous No.54521385]

After moes ass what will you do in your first month as a fully transitioned wealthy person?

[Anonymous No.54521403]

>>54521385
Buy every type of Festool power tool I want/need. Same with Hilti.

[Anonymous No.54521447]

If christ is king then surely we moass tomorrow. If not, then maybe the kikes are right after all.

[Anonymous No.54521484]

>>54521385
Hire an accountant to help me make sense of everything. Open a bank account with compounding interest and put enough in there to make me around 50-100k a year just doing nothing. Buy cheap cheap stocks and crypto I know will rebound after GME kills the market. Pay off my like 3k debt. Buy some nice things for my family. Plan to move somewhere, maybe another country.

[Anonymous No.54521521]

>>54521484
great plan! Hold!

[Anonymous No.54521573]

Realistically, how much longer can they keep kicking this can? I want to believe that they don't have too many asspulls left, but the hedge cunt chicanery is never to be underestimated.

[Anonymous No.54521604]

>>54521573
let's hope France remembers how to use a guillotine.

[Anonymous No.54521612]

Wow. There are people that have to shill here on Easter Sunday. Sad. Give it up baggie shills, no one else is buying this trash stock.

[Anonymous No.54521615]

>>54521573
One family guy just needs to stop collaborating and im not talking about Peter Griffin

[Anonymous No.54521673]

>>54521403
>Festool
Only real wealthy motherfuckers with the festoon packout.

[Anonymous No.54521714]

Christ is King
WAGMI

[Anonymous No.54521727]

Happy Easter baggies.

[Anonymous No.54521757]

[Anonymous No.54521768]

>>54521727
What's "easter baggies"?
Is it related to gamestop? Is it some sort of easter promotion?

[Anonymous No.54521786]

>>54521727
Ryan doesn’t celebrate easter so neither should you

[Anonymous No.54521802]

>>54521166
If you don't browse r/superstonk or open /GME/ general the first thing you wake up and the last thing before you go sleep, don't vibrate your vocal cords to me.

[Anonymous No.54521824]

>>54521802
>open /GME/ general the first thing you wake up and the last thing before you go sleep
I've been doing this every single day for so long now

[Anonymous No.54521845]

>>54521824
Same. I fall asleep keking baggies. I dream about new ways to do it, and jump back in first thing in the morning.

[Anonymous No.54521938]

Kek suicidals vulture food

[Anonymous No.54522073]

>>54521727
easter?

[Anonymous No.54522152]

>>54521612
>>54521845
>He's still trying!

[Anonymous No.54522215]

>tfw MOASS

[Anonymous No.54522252]

I actually really hate my life

[Anonymous No.54522263]

>54522252
Haters are ngmi

[Anonymous No.54522273]

>>54521845
>I fall asleep keking baggies. I dream about new ways to do it, and jump back in first thing in the morning.

Bro do you really do it for free? This might be the saddest thing I have seen in months.
I hope you get to spend time with friends and family today.
Even if you are a shill this was too sad for Easter.

[Anonymous No.54522302]

>Hating your life
>Not hating Wall Street and parasite hedge funds
NGMI

[Anonymous No.54522329]

>>54522273
Look, I know the pump and dump shills like yourself get paid, so it’s hard to imagine other people here without being paid. But I honestly just enjoy laughing at stupid people. It’s why I mock baggies.

[Anonymous No.54522333]

>>54522273
He's trolling anon, no one's life is that needless

[Anonymous No.54522336]

>People investing in a profitable video game store is somehow funny

[Anonymous No.54522380]

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

The Easter massacre is tonight. BTC will lose 60% of its value over 3 hours tonight

[Anonymous No.54522596]

>>54522336
people holding onto a big stinky bag on the advice of a billionaire gigajew and an army of redditniggers and then crying about it on biz for two years is pretty funny desu

[Anonymous No.54522604]

>>54522596
>people

[Anonymous No.54522635]

i pray to my Lord Jesus Christ that everyone everywhere dies today and goes to hell to be tortured forever absolutely no matter what

[Anonymous No.54522646]

>>54522252
i hope you die today, you deserve it, i hope you're brutally murdered by a smelly nigger at the bus stop

[Anonymous No.54522651]

I would love my life after a moass or a mini moass or something. I just need a win so badly. I sold a million dogecoin before the pump. Heard about bitcoin before anyone in 2011 when it was around $1.

[Anonymous No.54522664]

>>54522646
You’re right. I have to stay positive or that’s exactly what will happen because I live in Canada

[Anonymous No.54522670]

>>54522651
i literally hope you kill yourself right now wirh a rusty razor you whiny loser, shut the fuck up, thanks

[Anonymous No.54522673]

>>54522635
>>54522646
>>54522651
>>54522664
>>54522670
faggot brigade just logged on

[Anonymous No.54522674]

>>54522596
I’m really impressed with what Ryan has done with Gamestop and the NFT marketplace. Buck the bunny is kino and meta

[Anonymous No.54522678]

you are as uneccessary now as you were yesterday, and you always will be

[Anonymous No.54522696]

shills seething at my $15 average LMFAO

[Anonymous No.54522712]

>>54522674
>

[Anonymous No.54522730]

get new material if you're trying to mock me, say something i havent already, you inbred knucle-dragging gorilla negro

[Anonymous No.54522738]

FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.54522758]

>>54522738
Why are you so angry?

[Anonymous No.54522766]

so what are the odds of literally anything even somewhat exciting happening this coming week?

[Anonymous No.54522779]

>>54522758
i hate you, i physically have to restrain myself around people like you so i dont bounce their faggot teeth off the concrete

[Anonymous No.54522780]

>>54522766
We’ve been getting almost regular weekly happenings for 2 years now. I would not be surprised if something pops off

[Anonymous No.54522790]

>>54522779
Just stay positive. I was feeling lousy but I remembered all the things I’ve learned on /x/ moass is something deeply spiritual

[Anonymous No.54522792]

if you ever feel inclined again to ask, the answer is i fucking despise you and who you are, whoever the fuck you are

[Anonymous No.54522804]

>

[Anonymous No.54522811]

>>54522780
>weekly happenings for 2 years
kek maybe in your schizo fairytale world where everything is directly tied to gameniggerstock

[Anonymous No.54522822]

>>54521166
kek dumbfuck Easter baggoids

[Anonymous No.54522824]

>>54522804
the AMC version of this chart must prove that (((they))) had to surpress AMC then... r-right?
because the AMC volume/price chart was significantly more volatile before than GME is now kek

[Anonymous No.54522826]

>>54522792
I’m just a regular guy. I don’t have any feelings towards you one way or the other. You’re just coming off a needlessly hostile and that comes with being a baggie

[Anonymous No.54522852]

A prayer for seethies: Lord Jesus in heaven, please guide these grown men. After they are done rage posting on an anime business board megaman thread - may they find love, purpose, and compassion in your holy embrace. Amen. Feel better guys :^)

[Anonymous No.54522861]

>>54522790
Thread link?
I'm going through something myself and knowing about synchronicity and C.G. Jung, I can't help but wonder

[Anonymous No.54522878]

>>54522635
Wagmi

[Anonymous No.54522890]

>>54522824
>they had to suppress AMC
>thinking AMC is anything other than liquidity bait for Kennoid
AMCpajeet please, that's what dilution does and you deserve to be hanged, drawn and quartered on your designated shitting streets

[Anonymous No.54522894]

>>54522635
Forgot this edit lol

[Anonymous No.54522957]

>>54522894
kekked

[Anonymous No.54523021]

Making a sick gme saga related house mix. Won’t be on plebbit or no gay shit. Would appreciate tid bits, lines or refrains from anons that have stayed with you and may potentially have a fun musical quality to them. Things that could be vo/dubbed over like “ken griffin you have 1yil” “do baggies really?” “This short position aint bussin no mo” etc.

[Anonymous No.54523041]

kek hedgies

[Anonymous No.54523089]

That thread on /x/ last night about MOASS was insane

[Anonymous No.54523116]

>>54523089
link?

[Anonymous No.54523133]

>>54523116
you just had to be there

[Anonymous No.54523136]

>>54523089
LINK

[Anonymous No.54523155]

hey biz
i need a new (online) bank, i was gonna do CS but then read about them being short gme
whos not gonna implode soon?

[Anonymous No.54523167]

>>54523089
>Mentions thread
>Doesn't even bother to link it

[Anonymous No.54523216]

>>54523133
and you just had to be a faggot

[Anonymous No.54523302]

Hedgies have been using hexes, curses and demons on individual holders to get them to sell. Learn how to fight back on /x/

[Anonymous No.54523356]

>>54523302
Then link the thread
>is cursing someone on easter a sin?

[Anonymous No.54523420]

>>54523356
>is cursing someone on easter a sin?
No, it's enacting divine punishment and on easter you get a bonus holy multiplier.

[Anonymous No.54523459]

Blessed art thou who hold Christ in their heart. Through God MOASS is inevitable; for He will strike down our enemies and vanquish kenny griffin to hell

[Anonymous No.54523504]

>>54523216

[Anonymous No.54523508]

>>54523021
I salute your endeavor, I only humbly request your you to include the infamous quote from Gabe Plotkin, the one that sealed GME's fate as the true meme stock.

"It’s very clear we need a second holocaust, the jews can’t keep getting away with this"

[Anonymous No.54523525]

>>54523504
Imagine thinking you’re positioned well and this is the kind of sense of humor your community expresses. Retards just being retarded retards with fellow retards. Squeeze when you stupid faggots

[Anonymous No.54523573]

Imagine coming here on easter Sunday just to kek baggies. That is sad. The company is well positioned and doing cool things. Even the buy rating on the stock is positive

[Anonymous No.54523659]

>>54523021
>still holding
>stay comfy gme
>kek baggies
>o melvin

[Anonymous No.54523717]

I must admit we got too cocky

[Anonymous No.54523755]

>I must admit we got too cocky

[Anonymous No.54523789]

>>54521170
If GME drops below 1$ a share Im buying thousands and then turning off the internet

[Anonymous No.54523887]

>>54523789
What authority do you have to turn off the internet, pal? I need it to cohenpost.

[Anonymous No.54523932]

>>54523887
He owns at least one GME share. I'd say he has authority to do pretty much anything, ever and always, if he wants.

[Anonymous No.54523990]

>>54523525
I just came back from running 6 miles, what are you mad about

[Anonymous No.54524028]

>>54521521
jus' a lil' husky
>they won't mind

[Anonymous No.54524117]

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Heathens Who Don't Observe The Day Our Lord Hath Risen Bound For Purgatories can do about it.

WAGMI

>>54521166
Easter digit check stay comf frens

[Anonymous No.54524207]

This is our third easter together baggie bros how are we celebrating it?

[Anonymous No.54524239]

Pretty sure Ryan has visited these threads at some point, I'm happy knowing I got to call Gamestop's chair a fag. Rye and cold hen's antiques are getting cold!

>>54521239
>your honor, clearly this photoshopped image of ken griffin eating a cow poop ice cream cone is market manipulation
>your honor, clearly this photoshopped image of a naked anime girl outside of gamestop is market manipulation
>your honor, clearly this photoshopped image of a sheep-watermelon is market manipulation
>shows jury a picture of ken griffin in a bikini
>jury laughs


(even though it's to the jury but whatever)

>>54522263
based

>>54522804
not my problem

[Anonymous No.54524251]

>>54524207
Memes, curses and a love for God. The /gme/ trifecta. WAGMI

[Anonymous No.54524278]

>>54524239
Just to clarify, I don't know which poster would be Ryan, but him being instructed to not post online is a hint, and it's such a shitfest here it's inevitable it happened at some point.

This image of sheep fucking is market manipulation!

[Anonymous No.54524373]

These sell for $250 on the second hand market

[Anonymous No.54524382]

>>54524239
Ryan cohen comes here often. And he usually lets his presence be known by asking if we want anything from Publix

[Anonymous No.54524390]

I'm back.

[Anonymous No.54524421]

>>54524382
Wasn't told this by symbolism in my dreams, not listening, on the other hand I did have a dream about tummies so I know that is the path forward.

[Anonymous No.54524482]

>>54524390
420
>>54521166
checked dear baker-sama!
<3

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.54524501]

kek dumbfuck Easter bagroids

[Anonymous No.54524520]

kek bots

[Anonymous No.54524543]

kek desperate Easter sunday baggies

[Anonymous No.54524573]

Stay comfy, comfy weekend /GME/.

[Anonymous No.54524622]

kek heavily embaggened fucktards

[Anonymous No.54524639]

>54524622
checked and i bet your mother cucks your father and you aren't even his kid

[Anonymous No.54524722]

fuckin screenwatchin hoes lying about their bodycount writing vagueposts on behalf of the government

[Anonymous No.54524812]

>>54524722
This describes half of all women within a hundred miles of Washington, DC.

[Anonymous No.54524831]

>>54524812
don't be retarded anonymouse.
that describes all women.

[Anonymous No.54524847]

>>54524812
>half
>t. optimist

[Anonymous No.54524875]

Guys they keep calling us baggies and it's really sad I'm so upset right now this is the worst thing in the world I just like the stock

[Anonymous No.54524927]

>>54524812
all women are like that anon
glowie bitches just have better tech

[Anonymous No.54524952]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/12gpq0x/in_response_to_french_pension_drama_theres_a/
uhhh frenchbros?

[Anonymous No.54524960]

>>54524722
in english?

[Anonymous No.54524997]

>>54524960
"kek glowies"

[Anonymous No.54525017]

>>54524952
It does seem really peculiar the way that the riots aren't being properly covered in the us/uk.
Like bbc and cnn just refer to it as french people mad that they'll have to retire 2 years later. I think it was bbc who were even like "look, france has the youngest retirement age in europe and it will still be one of the lowest after this anyway"

[Anonymous No.54525107]

>>54525017
was also noticeably slid off of /pol/

[Anonymous No.54525315]

So the cringemines are a market reform, post your receipt here forum now and this is a post your anime and yell at indians forum. speaks volumes to the stock

[Anonymous No.54525350]

https://twitter.com/ceoadam/status/1645136382036258817?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

LMAOOOOO

[Anonymous No.54525372]

damn this thread us dead, usually would have atleast one paid cohen shill screeching ayt my analysis by now. Wonder why he turned em off and stopped tweeting

[Anonymous No.54525386]

Uhh baggies...? were you really all just cohen bots? the fuck is going on in here

[Anonymous No.54525388]

54525372
watch the bot

[Anonymous No.54525414]

Threadly reminder that
>q4 estimates beaten by 200%
>jimmy profitable
>no debt during a time of rising interest rates
>2 years spent offloading useless retail stores as commercial RE debt in the US loom at an untenable 1.5 trillion
>beta marketplace closing in on 1 year of testing
>Ausfag Zoomers at IMX keeping up the hype and delivering a steady stream of content
>Microsoft partnership
>Teddy/Gmerica schizophrenia
>potential game development partnerships
>Negligible insider sells
>LC tasting the dip around a hundo pre splivvy
>RC possible additional buys
>RC possible DRS power move
>Furlong straight chilling at $50 a share
>Pliebbitroon cult is hardened and have projected their need to virtue signal upon the drs train
>Receipt porn coming in hot
>KG being soft focused in media
>DFV is probably still holding and drs’d
>normans being prepped for collapse
>literal bank failures/exchange collapses
>Icahn schizophrenia
>Public narrative shift against Amazon
>worst case scenario drs increased by 4 million
>best case cunt hair away from some tipping point (51%+ free)
>Buck BREAKING Kenny
>Teddy Winking
>WE MAY NEED TO REGISTER AS A BROKER DEALER
>Dragonfly resignations
>1.5 billion cash on hand
>possible stock buy backs
>possible future splits
>hundreds of thousands-millions of anons buying all the way up to $1-400 pre split and thus conditioned to see the current price as a good deal.
Anyone underwater short on this stock is so absofuckinglutely ass blasted without recourse when the other shoe drops. The first one was profitability. The second one will be from self serving institutions changing their internal narrative on GME through repeated/full year profitability. They will refuse to lend out their shares, assist in a recall, or any number of ways in which shorts are ultimately fucked. This is to say nothing of any number of unforeseen power keg events perhaps adjacent to the above list that could spark things in motion.

[Anonymous No.54525433]

>>54523021
WAGMI gang

[Anonymous No.54525532]

>>54523459
I've prayed nearly every morning for the MOASS while driving to work for 2 years now. I hope that all of us who sugar daddy 18 year olds are able to find the perfect wife material women out of the lineups so we can eventually get married and fall out of sexual sin. I'm dead serious, too.

[Anonymous No.54525575]

>>54524207
>>54524251
making biblical memes and having faith hope and trust that some day there will be Justice

[Anonymous No.54525585]

>>54525350
>ceo full of LOVE
>coke FREESTYLE with over 180 flavor combinations

GMEsisters not like this

[Anonymous No.54525620]

>>54523089
Link it you bitch

[Anonymous No.54525622]

>>54523021
>>54523508
THIS. also get clips of gamethot and laptop anon in there too

gabe's clip in case you didn't have it:
https://streamable.com/bzilp4

[Anonymous No.54525667]

>>54521573
>kicking the can
in Ken's case it's more like licking the can

[Anonymous No.54525688]

>>54524847
The other half are Seasoning-Americans too dumb for even the federal bureaucracy.

[Anonymous No.54525730]

>>54525414
Ypu forgot about the buck NFTs doing $300,000 in sales which is good

[Anonymous No.54525791]

The goddess Eostre blesses this thread! She is visiting with her bunny named buck!

Happy Easter Anons

[Anonymous No.54525809]

>>54525667
thanks for the cone

[Anonymous No.54525840]

[Anonymous No.54525858]

do we tap 21ish one more time? I was scared of a spy sell off but on friday futures retested spy equivallent of 407-408 and bounced back up after payroll data came out. I might have to chase it up if things dont come back down

[Anonymous No.54525900]

>>54525809
>>54525840
salut

[Anonymous No.54526006]

>>54525900
Checked
Wagmi

[Anonymous No.54526083]

>>54523021
this is autistic. I love it.

>>54523089
no archive? not real.

[Anonymous No.54526110]

>>54526083
God love you.
Jesus wants us to hold GME.

[Anonymous No.54526361]

/GME/ will rise on the third day

[Anonymous No.54526732]

>mfw my brother has been into buying and selling vintage clothing for years
>he leaves me this shirt in my room because I mentioned Mercenaries 2 was a dope game
>mfw this was on the back
>Payback Begins 08-31-08
Is the simulation breaking apart at the seems. There's no way this can be explained without some kind of divine intervention at work. We're gonna wagmi so hard it's unreal...

>OH NO YOU DIDN'T

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEbE3fGfF-o

[Anonymous No.54526742]

>>54523508
>>54523659
>>54525433
>>54525622
>>54526083
Thanks based supportfags. Here’s some of what I’m working with, in no particular order
>song opens with some thot seductively saying “I’m going to Publix, do you guys need anything?” kind of how they intro most rap songs w the producer cred, cuts to RC interview audio “what do you think”…wink?
>zoomer KG “this short position aint bussin no mo fr no cap”
>deep bass/max tenor WAGMI
>british accent “do baggies reallllllly”
>that fat chad “we are alllllll gonna make it”
>enthused indian “sirrrrrs the coin is mooning sirs!” with a fading harmony “Elon put a little billy on it”
>DFV hearing “as for me I like the stock”
>confident stoner “uh ohhhh this is like dangerous to our society”
Starts getting long after this but I think there’s a way to make it all work

[Anonymous No.54526744]

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[Anonymous No.54526799]

What’s with the constant stream of cringe posting recently? It’s unironically fudding me

[Anonymous No.54526800]

>>54526782
R

[Anonymous No.54526810]

>54526800
Self sneed
We did it reddit

[Anonymous No.54526829]

>>54526744
>>54526753
>>54526761
>>54526771
>>54526782
>>54526795
The shitposting will continue until the shills return

[Anonymous No.54526830]

Angelic form! Amazing detail! Perfect censorship! This is the work of a true genius!

[Anonymous No.54526831]

Why aren't more banks collapsing?
I wanted the world economy to cave in and for evry1 to die. :(

[Anonymous No.54526886]

>>54526732
>>54526782
It's funny, I needed a black gamestop shirt graphic in that exact moment and I missed it
>>54526829
For the chairman

Enjoy Easter dinner anons

[Anonymous No.54526918]

>>54526799
The only people not stupid enough to have jumped ship and especially still be posting and hopeful are unironically 85 IQ retards with no other hope of even a decent life so that dream of theirs is blinding any real logical action

[Anonymous No.54526937]

Thread is dead as fuck on the weekend i swear 80% of traffic in here is cohen offshoring posotive sentiment hence the projection of pro gme people onto the negative people of being indians. "youre an indian" the indian shrieks out as you strike it

[Anonymous No.54526990]

HOOOOOOOOOLY shit anyone home? jesus fuck dead thread dead stock baggies come the fuck on

[Anonymous No.54527008]

i made my own version of jiemi with a transparent bg if anyone wants to make edits

[Anonymous No.54527011]

this is beyond pathetic baggies i know most of you are in your teens and prolly trick or treating but i know the old ones dont have a family to spend time with this holiday where tf you at

[Anonymous No.54527043]

BAGGIES WHERE DDI YOU GO OHHH BAGGIES

[Anonymous No.54527078]

>BAGGIES WHERE DDI YOU GO OHHH BAGGIES
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.54527086]

>>54525388
Jesus (Happy Easter), second thread in a row that I can talk about Metropolis. >>54518981

Anime anon you should watch this too.

[Anonymous No.54527109]

>>54525017
It definitely has to do with the mechanics of why they're angry, but media's mandate from the authorities is to delegitimize any and all protests that weren't astroturfed. Compare OWS to the Tea Party and Floyd protests.

[Anonymous No.54527224]

>>54525414
Now its full year profitibility. That takes us into almost 4 years of holding. It will never happen if it drags that long. There wont even be much of a world left.

[Anonymous No.54527226]

>>54526732
Damn anon, great story and even greater song. Added it to the playlist, now I'm gonna relisten to it 15 times

[Anonymous No.54527228]

>>54527086
Damn I think the only time I watched Metropolis was like 10 years ago and the only thing I remember is the ending and Ray Charles. Post MOASS I want to take a lot of time to watch movies including ones I've only ever seen once when I was younger.

[Anonymous No.54527268]

>>54527109
There's also the fact that France burning itself down is literally a meme as it tends to happen on a regular basis, but yeah even the dumbest son of a bitch understands money is getting tight right now and I'm not surprised there's a real effort to kill any idea of riots or protests in the states about it. As for me, I just keep buying more shares direct through computershare instead of chimping out; liquidating wallstreet is a lot funnier (and comfier) than occupying it anyways.

[Anonymous No.54527366]

>>54527268
>liquidating wallstreet is a lot funnier (and comfier) than occupying it
True but I wish from the bottom of my heart that the oppressed people of the world
>in their mind being those with dark skin, nonbinary tendencies, degenerate sexualities, and the poor
Finally figure things out and properly riot against the rich, ((white)) males who've desecrated their futures from the very beginning. DRS chads meanwhile are able to accurately predict events weeks in advance to the extent that their wider social circles recognize them as a prophet.
>doesn't mean they will receive our good graces post MOASS but they are allowed to have hope

[Anonymous No.54527424]

I bought the deluxe edition of Resident Evil 4 on steam by ordering a 50 and 20 dollar code from gamestops website

[Anonymous No.54527503]

Some bloke is doing some recaps of businesses trading at valuations many multiples of GME that are also fundamentally much worse off. Quite stunning if you take the time to look under the hood and realize your investment is not being compromised by parasitic bankers looking to extract ill gotten gains by leveraging up your assets to be owned by Wallstreet.
Why put your money anywhere else?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/12gsikw/comparing_market_caps_coinbase_142b_gamestop_68b/

[Anonymous No.54527621]

anybody else have an account with ameritrade which is being moved to schwab for some reason? all i have in there are a few gme shares. what's going on here?

[Anonymous No.54527624]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/12gxlvx/happy_easter/
uhhhhhhh lauerbros?

[Anonymous No.54527675]

>>54527624
Jesus what white with Blonde Hair and Blue Eyes

[Anonymous No.54527786]

>>54527624
based

[Anonymous No.54527798]

Christ is risen!
God bless all GME holders on this blessed day!

Believe in Christ, as he believes in you!

[Anonymous No.54527805]

>>54527624
Why does Jesus look so swarthy?

[Anonymous No.54527819]

>>54527805
he's black.

[Anonymous No.54527824]

>>54521170
Did your boss forget that melvin capital shit the bed already?

[Anonymous No.54527826]

>>54521166
checked
wagwi

[Anonymous No.54527839]

>>54527621
Schwab bought TDA a while ago

[Anonymous No.54527849]

>>54527503
He is doing God's work

[Anonymous No.54527863]

>>54527805
the guy probably made Jesus look black so no one can call it antisemitic lol. who am I kidding, he made jesus look black because he's a redditor.

[Anonymous No.54527877]

>>54526744
>>54526753
>>54526761
>>54526771
>>54526782
>>54526795
impressive

[Anonymous No.54527888]

>>54527008
nice

[Anonymous No.54527897]

Pol on thread that emergency repos are spiking. It’s tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54527899]

Simon of Cyrene was black though, so why the racism?

This is a racism free thread

[Anonymous No.54527915]

>>54527888

Triple checked

>>54527008
Yes, very nice anon

[Anonymous No.54527920]

>>54527899
Checked. Cohen hates racism. We know this for a fact

[Anonymous No.54527926]

>>54527899
If they took the effort to clarify one person was black in the Bible what makes you think they wouldn't have if Jesus was?

[Anonymous No.54527974]

>>54527805
>>54527863
Kek, I had a friend of mine send me picrel on Good Friday, claiming this is what Jesus most likely looked like. I responded that he obviously didn't look like DJ Khaled lmao. He responded why do I have a problem with Jesus being dark skinned?
>He didn't know the cuck scientist based this facial reconstruction off of three (((skulls))) he (((found))) in (((((((((israel)))))))))
Can't make this stuff up folks, some people really do eat up what the experts tell them with know questions asked.

[Anonymous No.54527987]

>>54527974
I wouldn't say he was dark-skinned, he'd look like a modern Syrian. Which is to say pretty white compared to the average American mutt

[Anonymous No.54527993]

>>54527926
I’m looking at the Wikipedia article on him and zero mention of being black except that he was from a Greek province in Africa that had jews anyway

[Anonymous No.54528007]

>>54527987
>>54527974
he had red hair

[Anonymous No.54528018]

>>54527926
Well the bible says he was African, could have been Moroccan or Egyptian.

Jesus was not African, so not sure why the poster portrayed him as black.

[Anonymous No.54528048]

>>54528018
Northern Africans are swarthy.

[Anonymous No.54528054]

>>54527897
Nice!

[Anonymous No.54528069]

>>54527974
>He responded why do I have a problem with Jesus being dark skinned?

[Anonymous No.54528076]

I don't have the infographic showing he had red hair.

[Anonymous No.54528078]

Turns out it really was an HKD-style collateral pump.

[Anonymous No.54528079]

Pulte on twitter.

https://twitter.com/pulte/status/1645195903509118976?s=20

[Anonymous No.54528087]

>>54528048

[Anonymous No.54528092]

>>54527987
most people have a hard time understanding that the middle east was pretty roman/greek looking before the Islamic rape conquest. so during jesus time the general population probably looked probably fairly swarthy but with plenty of fair people mixed inbetween. the levant was one of the centers of roman/greek civilization after all and some say that jesus himself was half roman/greek. but most importantly for a fact, no matter if jesus was "white" or "black" or "jewish" (none of these terms meant anything back then): jesus was definitely a handsome dude because this is confirmed in roman letters and it also makes sense because he was a charismatic leader able to gather crowds around him.
the reconstructed potato face was probably a skull belonging to some dude but not jesus and is nothing more than (((atheists))) trolling christians.

[Anonymous No.54528120]

>>54528079
Why the fuck does this guy keep saying this and why does it even matter at all?

[Anonymous No.54528118]

>>54528092
>jewish" (none of these terms meant anything back then)
Wasn't the fact it did Jesus's biggest complaint?

[Anonymous No.54528122]

>>54528092
I’ve met syrians as white as me or you

[Anonymous No.54528124]

>>54527974
We know what Jesus looked like without question due to the evidence form the shroud of Turin. He looks on par with how early Greek paintings portrayed him as. The painters even got right how one of Jesus's eyes was slightly larger than the other one.

[Anonymous No.54528126]

>>54527899
Midwits to racism is like moths to the flame. I give zero shits what color Christ was, his blood was red and he died for our sins and that's all that really matters. All the racist/natsoc/homo and transphobic shitposting comes from the same place and it's all a bunch of gay ass retarded trash perpetuated by trash. For every valid criticism contained within any of it there's a logical fallacy and insecurity backing it up. I just take solace in knowing everyone pays for their sins when it's their time, and that anyone that stupid and especially the ones with conviction and belief fueling their stupidity will be soon parted with their money like all fools inevitably are.

[Anonymous No.54528128]

>>54527624
>edit a 4chan image to make it gay and black so you can post it on preddit
GO BACK

[Anonymous No.54528131]

>>54528120
>https://twitter.com/pulte/status/1645195903509118976?s=20
attention aka money

[Anonymous No.54528133]

>>54528122
Steve Jobs was half Syrian even.

[Anonymous No.54528134]

>>54528048
northern africa was settled by germanic tribes during the volkerwanderung so it was fairly white until the islamic conquest which blacked north africa and the middle east because they employed black mercenaries (moores). black people were originally only found south of the sahara desert.

[Anonymous No.54528137]

>>54527987
>>54528007
Yes, that was exactly my argument, that many different people were living in that area of the world at the time (the middle east being a central trading hub for different nations), so Jesus most likely looked closer to Syrian, and many Syrians look so alike to Europeans that you couldn't tell the difference. Also, the greatest European artists at the time created amazing depictions of Christ, so those were the images that stayed throughout the centuries. Radical leftists love nothing more than to tarnish the image of Christ because they know how integral Christianity is with European and American identity, so they relentlessly attack it. Of course, they're cowards, so they'll never depict Muhammed in any way otherwise they'll get beheaded lmao.

[Anonymous No.54528173]

Hey there fellow STOCK-SURFERS, it’s me ya boy John Hedgowitz, your favorite MARKET REBEL and boy do I have some crazy updates for you! I’ve been balls deep in the CS EULA and it turns out having your shares in plan is actually WORSE than book. Anyways, that’s all I got for you crazy cats today! Make sure you follow Gary GENSLER on Twitter, that’s the quickest place to catch the SECs newest memes, stock advice, and regulatory updates.

[Anonymous No.54528188]

Pulte just had a kid that’s why he keeps saying this shit.

[Anonymous No.54528200]

>>54528173
wow surely thatll lead us to moass like the past 17 things that would LETS DO IT

[Anonymous No.54528215]

>>54528092
>>54528122
The Levant is still somewhat like that. It's weird. darker parents will have children with light features (even after puberty), light skinned parents will have kids with darker complexions, brothers and sisters will sometimes have different complexions... Shit I'm Palestinian and I supposedly had a 7 foot tall ginger great grand father (bring on the Dwayne Johnson back seat stare meme) but his daughter (my grandma) ended up being like 4'10.

[Anonymous No.54528237]

Remember why we hold

[Anonymous No.54528240]

>>54527008
She's cute. Unlike section 8 jiemi. That fat lipped, mutt faced broad.

[Anonymous No.54528261]

>>54527926
There's absolutely no way we are getting anything close to what was originally written. The real shit is hidden, locked away somewhere. Probably somewhere like the Vatican. Those fucks, who the hell has the right to hold so much written history and get to decide that noone can look at it? I mean these people's MO is fucking children. Those are the people we want deciding what we get to know when it comes to our history. After Blackrock they need to figure out how to get that history out to the world. Fucking gatekeepers pedos are the worst.

[Anonymous No.54528269]

>>54528133
Steve jobs looked like one super swarthy fucker when he was younger with long hair and a beard.

[Anonymous No.54528272]

Emergency rico swaves are spiking. Taiwan is invading China and Israel might get nuked

[Anonymous No.54528287]

>>54528269
You possibly don't know what swarthy means.

[Anonymous No.54528288]

>>54528272
>Taiwan is invading China
I only put that on my BINGO card as a joke...

[Anonymous No.54528315]

>>54528287
He looks like an indian sir in that pic

[Anonymous No.54528317]

>>54528240
settle down she is just American

>>54528272
rolling for LA and SF

[Anonymous No.54528318]

>>54528079
If you read it up and down it says "YOO EYY YTT NYY". You he is saying "Yo I'm Eatin!" MOASS tomorrow, not even a question

[Anonymous No.54528338]

>>54528287
That could pass as a Lebanese waiter in 1970.

[Anonymous No.54528362]

>>54528240
>Unlike section 8 jiemi.

[Anonymous No.54528379]

>>54528338
Probably, still wouldn't constitute a swarthy appearance.

[Anonymous No.54528392]

>>54527503
I feel like coinbase is a bad comparison. Sure they're earning less, but how much are they making in illegal crypto scams?

[Anonymous No.54528428]

>>54527008
Best Jimmy so far but which anime character was this originally?

[Anonymous No.54528483]

look at them shillniggers posting cringe

[Anonymous No.54528543]

>>54528428
Asuka....

[Anonymous No.54528566]

>>54521166
I've catched that rabbit in the game.

But I have yet to catch one with a star or a key in real life.

[Anonymous No.54528585]

What is the make it stack?

[Anonymous No.54528594]

>>54528585
XXXX at minimum >>54528585

[Anonymous No.54528656]

>seething (((mods))) took down my post telling the truth about how Christ actually looked
>on Easter Sunday
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF (((((((((JANNIES))))))))) HOLY KEK

CHRIST IS KING

[Anonymous No.54528680]

I just got off a conference call with Ryan Cohen:

1) no moass
2) no merger
3) called pf chang dumb for buying more shares
4) continue to liquidate stores and write it off as profit
5) new nft series featuring sneed and chuck

[Anonymous No.54528815]

>>54528680
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2007/oct/13/genderissues
Poor shilling attempt, double the dose of estrogen for you.

[Anonymous No.54528831]

>>54528680
For real though does Larry Cheng actually speak English? He tweets like he doesn't

[Anonymous No.54528845]

>>54528428
Hello i am the anon that made it, i used ai with prompts to create a character in the style of rumiko takahashi and then made lineart from that ai picture and coloured it to match jiemi, so while it’s based on her style, its not from any existing picture

[Anonymous No.54528855]

>>54528845
It's very nice anon. The heart tattoo near her eye should be a gamestop logo

[Anonymous No.54528879]

>>54528855
It wasnt meant to be a heart tattoo, more of just some lines like they added in 90s anime on faces (like ash from pokemon) but that is a good idea for the gme logo

[Anonymous No.54528905]

>>54528078
When we moon I'm gonna spend millions ridding the world of cunts like Musk, Bezos, etc. (in real life at their houses).

[Anonymous No.54528914]

>>54528656
4chan.org/feedback + post number

>>54528845
cool process

[Anonymous No.54528966]

>>54527366
>tfw called credit suisse and evergrande bombs weeks in advance
>tfw friends just call you schitzo
When we MOASS I will buy a house for my frens who listened, a shame they won't buy to make it themselves, but at least a few stopped using banks

[Anonymous No.54528991]

>>54528966
It's a damn shame Evergrande hasn't collapsed yet

[Anonymous No.54528993]

>>54528966
>hey uhh so that thing just happend, heres a house
are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.54529012]

>>54528966
People who NGMI shouldn't be helped. It's unfair to the choices you made based on your knowledge. People who are down (like recently divorced and screwed) might be helped by renting them a house you own for $1/mo.

[Anonymous No.54529027]

benchod hasn't tweeted for a whole month

[Anonymous No.54529046]

>>54528078
I've never trusted Elon or doge. Wouldn't surprise me it's a peg against some sort of derivative being used on top of gme shorts.

[Anonymous No.54529077]

>>54529046
It literally always has been. Lol they didn’t even bother hiding that fact. Elon has always been helping Ken kick the can. From shilling doge on snl, interviewing Robinhood to divert attention from gme, to begging for money at the World Cup with Ken.

[Anonymous No.54529106]

>>54529077
>From shilling doge on snl
I don't know if you remember but Doge collapsed right after that

[Anonymous No.54529137]

>>54529106
that's called redeeming

[Anonymous No.54529142]

>>54529106
Kek. That’s kind of the point fren.

[Anonymous No.54529156]

I HAVE COME HERE WITH MY JIEMMIES RUSSELED AND MY DICK HARD READY TO BAN YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM OF CHICAGOSTAN YOU WATERMELON, FRIED CHICKEN AND COLESLAW EATING PORCH MONKEY BITCH, NOW PAY YOUR DUES KEN.

[Anonymous No.54529161]

>>54529106
I remember a narrative of
>I'll sell my GME for DOGE and roll the profits back into GME
A certain namefag who has lost everything on BBBY was pushing it here in fact.

[Anonymous No.54529202]

>>54528845
a true prompt artist.

[Anonymous No.54529217]

>>54529156
*Chiraq

[Anonymous No.54529323]

>>54529106
>I don't know if you remember but Doge collapsed right after that
That's the point, it was being shilled here and on Reddit fairly heavily up to the rugging.

[Anonymous No.54529332]

>>54528905
Not much longer fren
420

[Anonymous No.54529403]

why we are still here? Cohen just wants people to suffer?

[Anonymous No.54529497]

When jews and their allies are no longer able to refute an argument they resort to attacking their opponent. They are so desperate that that calling people poopy-heads is the only thing they have left

[Anonymous No.54529498]

>holding a stock is le hard, reeee
Errybody wanna be a bodybuilder but don't nobody wanna lift these heavy ass weights

[Anonymous No.54529620]

>>54529323
Yes, I bought at 3 cents and made a killing at 54

[Anonymous No.54529627]

Why does Ortex still report 100% utilisation?
Why is GME down after beating estimates, turning profitable and getting better valuations?

[Anonymous No.54529639]

>>54529620
Good for you, doesn't mean Musk's promotion of the coin isn't suspicious.

[Anonymous No.54529663]

>>54529498
Nobody wants to be a bagholder but don't nobody wanna let go of their stinky heavy bags

[Anonymous No.54529681]

>>54521166
Let me guess you need more

[Anonymous No.54529704]

Taiwan invading China could pump the price like Ukraine invasion pumped it in March 2022

[Anonymous No.54529773]

>>54529627
because no one buys physical games anymore, its all digital

[Anonymous No.54529785]

>>54529773
shhhh don't wake the baggie up, only dreams (for two more years while the company continues to slowly bleed out)

[Anonymous No.54529788]

>>54529627
Shorts never closed and can therefore only continue to keep shorting until Mo's Ass.

[Anonymous No.54529801]

>>54529773
I only buy physical except for one time and I regret it

[Anonymous No.54529813]

>>54529077
>>54529106
Reminds me of Elon shilling Doge over that shib coin, then people finding references to the shib stuff in the tesla pay assets but it was named shiba or something not like how btc was used as the symbol of bitcoin.

This guy always seems to be on the hedgie side of the play time and time again.

[Anonymous No.54529821]

>>54529785
do you realize this comes off a little unhinged, no?

[Anonymous No.54529889]

>>54527503
I like this

[Anonymous No.54529890]

WTF I love CBDCs now.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/12gy3we/the_moass_was_always_going_to_be_delayed/

[Anonymous No.54529903]

>>54529890
go back

[Anonymous No.54529928]

>>54529903
Up you go sir.

[Anonymous No.54529941]

kek shills really are steering us into some q shit

[Anonymous No.54529956]

>>54529941
yeah this faggot doesn't glow at all
>31k karma and all his prior posts/comments were deleted
Sold/bought account.

[Anonymous No.54529963]

>>54529941
>>54529956
go back

[Anonymous No.54529967]

>>54529941
He's right you know

[Anonymous No.54529972]

>>54529773
Considering that GME believes it has a path to full year profitability that's a bit of an assumption.

[Anonymous No.54529992]

>>54529963
go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.54530002]

i cannot wait to impregnate so many tight tummies post-MOASS
thas gon be a lotta child support to pay nao

[Anonymous No.54530017]

>>54529498

[Anonymous No.54530032]

>>54529941
there are some things that will never happen, this is one of them.

[Anonymous No.54530046]

You would think Ryan would have something planned for Easter with Buck but then I remembered he hates white people

[Anonymous No.54530049]

>>54529773
>>54529785
>
>>54527424

[Anonymous No.54530058]

is everyone here a bot

[Anonymous No.54530059]

>>54530046
if you have not noticed that he is waiting for shareholders to die and sell you have not been paying attention

[Anonymous No.54530077]

>>54530058
sell

[Anonymous No.54530166]

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

[Anonymous No.54530218]

>>54530046
>>54530059
No he's waiting for the vaxxie die-off he's keyed af.
Reminder that the surname Cohen denotes the priestly Jewish nobility caste.

[Anonymous No.54530239]

420 WAGMI won't you say it with me

[Anonymous No.54530251]

>>54530239
but it's tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54530276]

>>54530251
no that's actually a lie because it's on 420

[Anonymous No.54530283]

>>54530251
>>54530276
I'll wait until 420 is tomorrow, then you can both be right.

[Anonymous No.54530294]

>>54530283
life's a compromise, small dick.

[Anonymous No.54530333]

>>54530276
these images are killing me

[Anonymous No.54530388]

>the Mario movie has made /tv/ even more unusable than usual
Bullish for gme

[Anonymous No.54530469]

>>54530333
>>54530388
checked

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.54530632]

Still Holding.

[Anonymous No.54530641]

>>54530632

[Anonymous No.54530723]

>>54530641
kinda looks gayish

[Anonymous No.54530746]

Im just gonna say it one more time. Fuck Ryan Cohen. The greatest scammer of all time. Of all people, he fucking chose to deceive the retail investors. Why did you do this to us, Ryan? Why do you hype people up if you are not gonna do anything??

[Anonymous No.54530752]

>>54530746
>Im just gonna say it one more time. Fuck Ryan Cohen. The greatest scammer of all time. Of all people, he fucking chose to deceive the retail investors. Why did you do this to us, Ryan? Why do you hype people up if you are not gonna do anything??
Ryan Cohen: Sneed

[Anonymous No.54530782]

I just know that one of the "Ryan Cohen do something!" was posted by RC himself. He is somewhere here with us just shitposting from time to time. fat fuck

[Anonymous No.54530813]

WWIII WILL CAUSE MOASS

[Anonymous No.54530842]

>>54530813
They will try to instigate WW3 to get out of paying. They desperately want to stop the game and change the rules.

[Anonymous No.54530869]

>>54530842
WWIII WILL CAUSE MOASS

[Anonymous No.54530900]

Ryan could have at least wished us a happy Easter but his hatred for flour rangers run deep

[Anonymous No.54530903]

>>54530782
you are Ryan Cohen

[Anonymous No.54530904]

>>54530842
I want to see them try it with catastrophically low recruitment numbers at a time when everyone that knew how to military correctly got purged 10 years ago and the only ones left are cannon fodder troons that already took 40% casualties before even engaging the enemy
>but muh draft
You thought the backlash to Vietnam was bad? How about that times a thousand?

[Anonymous No.54530909]

>>54530869
We are at an impasse, I have no choice but to ask the sonic totem.
>Will WW3 cause moass?

[Anonymous No.54530944]

>>54530909
Will we WAGMI by end of year?

[Anonymous No.54530945]

kek dumbfuck baggies

[Anonymous No.54530967]

weres the bread

[Anonymous No.54530985]

>>54530967
>t. retard

[Anonymous No.54531002]

>>54530909
I am God

[Anonymous No.54531011]

>>54530985
how new are you you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.54531055]

Is the casino going to open today?

[Anonymous No.54531059]

>>54531055
Yep.

[Anonymous No.54531072]

>>54531059
great, thanks

[Anonymous No.54531086]

>>54531072
Next holiday is memorial day next month if you're wondering when it's next closed.

[Anonymous No.54531131]

>>54531086
Why do I have the sinking feeling we still will not have MOASSed by then?

[Anonymous No.54531159]

>>54531131
Cause you're a faggot obviously
yet we will WAGMI together

[Anonymous No.54531162]

Of course this shit flares up just as I'm moving back to Asia fml...

[Anonymous No.54531167]

>>54531011
Bump limit is 310 dumbfuck

[Anonymous No.54531290]

>>54531011
old miserable fuck

[Anonymous No.54531297]

>>54530904
I see lots of young people signing up but I expect they just want free college, benefits, retire in 20 years and all that. I think they'll follow orders and do stuff like use drones to kill people or what have you but we'll see if they stick to it if they're given a gun and told to dig a trench or para drop into enemy territory or hear about their friends that were using remote controlled robots to kill people getting their ship they were operating from blown up. We'll see if they still think it's worth a paycheck if shit actually guess off lol. May just be propaganda/media but as someone in burger land it seems Chinese are more likely to see it through than most Americans

[Anonymous No.54531371]

TATSUKI-CHAN!!

[Anonymous No.54531385]

>>54531297
They slashed those benefits a while back, they don't really give you much at all anymore.

[Anonymous No.54531406]

>>54531385
Yeah all you really get now is a reasonably large sign on bonus. Plenty of people have family who've been shafted on the VA and GI bill side of things so hardly anyone wants to join for very good reason.

[Anonymous No.54531422]

>>54531297
>it seems Chinese are more likely to see it through than most
The Chinese are used to a modern standard of living and god knows those poor buggers get shittier benefits and pay compared to the US. i wouldn't be surprised if the people least motivated to go to war on either side are the troops.

[Anonymous !!StNYcNXEJ2q No.54531468]

>>54531455
>>54531455
>>54531455
Threaded.

>>54524117
>>54524482
>>54527826
WAGMI.

>>54526732
>>54527008
>>54527226
Nice.

>>54527424
>4
Have fun.

>>54527888
Checked.

>>54528566 Checked
Maybe one day.
>>54529681
Heh.

[Anonymous No.54531540]

>>54521170
happy easter, i hope you all can pull out of this delusion one day

[Anonymous No.54531543]

>0jjWOjOR
Still whining every thread I see
>>54531523
>>54519683
>>54512006
>4ratg