/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54478981]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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>>54477099

[Anonymous No.54479000]

>>54478981
cringe image, cringe OP, cringe baker

[Anonymous No.54479006]

I AM MAKING A FINANCIAL MISTAKE

[Anonymous No.54479008]

DE SLURPIN' DAY IS UPON US

[Anonymous No.54479012]

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

[Anonymous No.54479035]

>>54479000
you are the cringe

Frazetta lives on
go watch Fire and Ice

[Anonymous No.54479037]

>jobless claims tomorrow
It's over bobo

[Anonymous No.54479045]

>bought some dollars yesterday
Eh, nice move by me.

[Anonymous No.54479066]

>>54479035

[Anonymous No.54479074]

can you guys fix SCHW for me its supposed to go back to 70 not to 0

[Anonymous No.54479084]

>>54479037
>jobless claims up
economy is slowing down, bullish for pivot
>jobless claims the same
inflation still running hot, bullish for value
>jobless claims down
economy is improving, bullish

[Anonymous No.54479090]

>>54479035
Frazetta is the antithesis of globohomo calarts. Total nigger death to all calarts niggers.

[Anonymous No.54479094]

>>54479074
I moved all my Schwab cash into money markets to help them lose money faster

[Anonymous No.54479096]

Anons, why is AMZN dumping a lot today? Is it because of that book selling shit?

[Anonymous No.54479100]

>>54479037
>adp employment 60k under expected
>he thinks jobless claims will be good
bear market is just beginning

[Anonymous No.54479102]

>>54478981
https://youtube.com/shorts/EOmCfej3jho?feature=share

What's the moral of the story

[Anonymous No.54479118]

>>54479045
boy sminem is gonna get a mouthful of love

[Anonymous No.54479121]

OH NO
C3AI SISTAS
NOT
LIKE
THAT

[Anonymous No.54479127]

Friendly reminder to buy gold miners for safe and robust gains

[Anonymous No.54479136]

https://twitter.com/WarMonitors/status/1643602841456590848

[Anonymous No.54479137]

GUYS. I WANT TO SLURP. HELP. IT'S CALLING TO ME.

[Anonymous No.54479153]

Almost all of the divvy aristocrats are green today

[Anonymous No.54479155]

>>54479084
This unironically.

[Anonymous No.54479157]

>>54478981
>$WWE
E GODS...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HMuYfScGpbE

[Anonymous No.54479164]

pimple anon here from yesterday. the pimple is painful and huge. im skipping classes today because i dont want to be seen.

[Anonymous No.54479169]

>>54478981
>>54479035
>>54479066
i usually hate sovl posters, but god damn take me back

[Anonymous No.54479179]

>>54479164
post tits

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54479183]

Fucking $80,000 in wash sales last year. G_d damn satanic jews.

[Anonymous No.54479189]

>>54479164
I don't remember you, post pic please.

[Anonymous No.54479195]

>>54479164
Don't post pic I'm eating

[Anonymous No.54479202]

>>54479183
All that matters is that you made money in the end

[Anonymous No.54479205]

>>54478981
>Educational sites:
No thanks. Got nuffin to learn.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54479208]

>>54479202
Hey you're right, I did make money in the end.

[Anonymous No.54479210]

AAAAAAAAA I'M SLURPING I CAN'T HELP IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54479212]

>>54479183
>>54479202

my jewish grandfather always told me:
its better to make money and pay taxes than not make money and owe nothing

[Anonymous No.54479214]

What are some good stocks/ETFs to put Iron Condors on?

[Anonymous No.54479222]

>BOIL
Looks like it maybe hopefully found a bottom.

Gym gains are the only gains that really matter though.. desu these BOIL bags haven't had me down at all with the streak I've been on lately. Haven't been posting here much in a while.. only thing I've done is buy some JEPI.

[Anonymous No.54479225]

>>54479210
the fed banned slurping you cant do that

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54479238]

>>54479212
my jewish grandfather always told me, sometimes the fucking you getting ain't worth the fucking you getting.

[Anonymous No.54479244]

>>54479222
that chick is fat

[Anonymous No.54479245]

>>54479222
>looks like it maybe found the bottom
i have read this everyday for the past two months

[Anonymous No.54479251]

>only 25% of gme is drs-ed
Why do these morons think they can cause a squeeze

[Anonymous No.54479279]

>>54479222
>Looks like it maybe hopefully found a bottom.
You never learned. You never listened.

[Anonymous No.54479281]

Six green ID's in a row

[Anonymous No.54479289]

>>54479281
Anon... I...

[Anonymous No.54479294]

>>54479222
A bottom the day before it goes into a projectedly bearish contract roll starting tomorrow and lasting through the 13th?

[Anonymous No.54479301]

>>54479294
will you shut the fuck up about your rolling contracts?
nobody cares
natty gas is going to go up, simple as

[Anonymous No.54479303]

>>54479222
JEPI is for losers.

[Anonymous No.54479319]

>>54479244
She isn't fat. And neither was the Venezuelan chick from this weekend.

>>54479245
>>54479279
>this time is different

[Anonymous No.54479339]

>>54479301
I reckon we will see as reality goes on permanent record in the coming days. I'd rather be responsible for someone missing out on a highly unlikely opportunity than to lose to further foolishness.

[Anonymous No.54479352]

>>54479121
I thought about shorting that shit when the markets opened. I'm a fucking retard for not doing it.

[Anonymous No.54479359]

>>54479339
your frog pictures are revolting

[Anonymous No.54479371]

>>54479359
You think those are bad, you should see your mother's vag pics.

[Anonymous No.54479372]

Jersey Mikes is the worst sandwich shop I've ever had the displeasure of eating at.

[Anonymous No.54479380]

>>54479222
>long on BOIL
Now that ain't workin

[Anonymous No.54479384]

>>54479339
>>54479359
I second this, I always filter the guy

[Anonymous No.54479398]

>market corrects 1%
>bears be like "WE TOLD YOU EVERYTHING WILL DUMP NOW NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER"

[Anonymous No.54479408]

I think I'm gonna make a play on Oatly bros. Wrote up a DD email I'm going to send to some close associates. You heard it here first folks.

[Anonymous No.54479413]

>>54479319
>not being forced to settle for 3dpd but actually willingly settling for 3dpd.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54479415]

>>54479372
Yeah, like what the fuck is that slicing the bread all the way in half shit?

[Anonymous No.54479418]

>>54479398
They're always like that.

[Anonymous No.54479422]

>>54479408
Send it to us first

[Anonymous No.54479427]

They don't know about WING. They don't know about GE.

[Anonymous No.54479432]

>>54479372
Its the best fast service sandwich on the market. Second behind TOGOs, which i believe is only west coast.

[Anonymous No.54479444]

Do you feel that bobo?

[Anonymous No.54479448]

>>54479432
TOGO is great. nothing like a rainy west coast day and a hot pastrami sandwich.

[Anonymous No.54479459]

The dead cat bounce? yeah, I feel it

[Anonymous No.54479458]

>>54479427
why is the forest poopy??

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54479468]

>>54479432
Maybe they can learn how to cut the fucking bread so it's just one piece instead of this fucking thing that all the shit falls out all over the place. If I wanted to have to get a fork to eat vegetables and shit, i would have just ordered a fucking salad.

[Anonymous No.54479472]

>>54479384
>missing out on tha DE slurp
ngmi into the autonomous bot farming future

[Anonymous No.54479477]

>>54479413
3dpd is kinda based if you don't take them seriously (lmao imagine taking women seriously), don't put a baby inside of them and don't marry them (buying bags)

I remember you said you wanted to sniff one of the chicks I posted before Rocker.. when you get wasted the truth comes out and I know deep down you want the sniffs. Think about the test boost alone.. totally worth it

[Anonymous No.54479478]

>>54479444
>CLF still down because of broad
Slurp more

[Anonymous No.54479479]

>>54479458
The Monkeys Are Howling. From The Top Of The Trees.

For They Know Why The Forest Has Started Smelling.

[Anonymous No.54479484]

Prepare your anus.

[Anonymous No.54479510]

I might just take my 200k out of my Roth, take the tax hit, and go live with my mom until one of us dies

[Anonymous No.54479515]

>>54479422
Can't do that, but heres some bullet points
>cheapest milk alternative to produce, and the only oat one
>Mega partnerships with worldwide brands
>discount price
>rockstar ceo

cons
>had a few missteps with manufacturing, but not detrimental to company
>competitors galore in milk alternatives

[Anonymous No.54479546]

>>54479515
>down 85%
Why would it be worth longing? It's struggling to even hit $3

[Anonymous No.54479551]

>>54479510
>200k
Enjoy it for 8-9 months

[Anonymous No.54479557]

>>54479515
I use almond milk. Buying puts on OATLY because /smg/ is always wrong

[Anonymous No.54479559]

>>54479319
You do you, but I'll never stop laughing at how you successfully conned half this general into buying BOIL bags.

[Anonymous No.54479563]

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/JawWHQ92Al4

[Anonymous No.54479569]

>>54479510
You do you Anon. NEET life is the sweet life. If I had 200K I'd do the same, but I need a 2x for that.

[Anonymous No.54479588]

30+ years ago your local whore would have to settle for someone or get a job or she would be out on the street. Nowadays said whore is making 100k a year minimum showing her asshole online to thousands of lonely men and she never has to step foot out of her own house to do so. Think about the kind of ramifications that has on our economy when thousands of women are able to easily hoard wealth in this way when at any other point in time it was none existent. Prostitutes back then could never hope to get this kind of success that onlyfans and chatterbait and twitch can do.

[Anonymous No.54479591]

>>54479546
I think long term, they'll pull through. Their financials are fine and I don't think nut milks are as sustainable as oat. Not a short term play.

[Anonymous No.54479596]

>>54479588
>Women
>Hoarding wealth
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.54479598]

>>54479569
then buy mcfnf

[Anonymous No.54479603]

MONI has some big news coming early next week, so it seems. Still an easy 10x from here. Get a little. It'll cheer you up in times like these.

https://twitter.com/moon45184976/status/1643610642199224325

[Anonymous No.54479609]

>>54479557
Seems like such an easy ipo to have shorted, in retrospect. There is no moat around "oat milk". I've already seen Aldi make their own generic version. So many of the companies that went public in the past few years have been zombies. Oh well, too dangerous to short now imo.

[Anonymous No.54479623]

>>54479591
It's too early to long a position for years. The price will go much lower first. Milk alternatives are costly and demand will fall when prices rise more

[Anonymous No.54479631]

>>54479515
I like it in concept, but sure does look rough in the fundies, especially during a time when fake/gay shit is getting shook.

[Anonymous No.54479633]

>>54479551
>>54479569
That's what I'm afraid of honestly. I just don't want to work another 15 years for 1500 a month pension

[Anonymous No.54479636]

>>54479563
https://youtu.be/w9hEVEhVGBc&t=18m34s

[Anonymous No.54479651]

Chamath wrote all this shit out to investors to circuitously confess that he got margin called

[Anonymous No.54479656]

BOBROS should i sell my shorts? Futures are already recovering

[Anonymous No.54479679]

>>54479559
Look I want everyone here to make it. As soon as you guys capitulate it's going to have a 200% month that's just the rules of /smg/. I was always very open about my risk tolerance and how ill hold and average down.

>>54479588
>paying for pictures

Nigguh I've got pussy lined up every day this week you are probably just fat and smell bad.

[Anonymous No.54479681]

>>54479651
>chamath
what investors? didn't all his SPACs get rugged?

[Anonymous No.54479683]

>>54479096
What book selling shit?

[Anonymous No.54479687]

>>54479372
Zeros in virginia is the best sandwhich shop by a long time for chains. Get a foot longer grinder chips and fry for $10 in college. Its now $20

[Anonymous No.54479693]

>>54479679
Anon are you retarded perhaps?

[Anonymous No.54479694]

>>54479603
>fintech and crypto literal who
It will be big enough news if they make it back to 2 CENT PER SHARE! It seems the Twaters are used to endless hype.

[Anonymous No.54479701]

>>54479623
its at 2.34, cant get much lower. If I plan to hold for multiple years, I'm not gonna worry about a dollar change in price.

>>54479631
Yeah, its not great now, they had some hiccups with manufacturing and costs for ramping up their business. But Starbucks and Mickey D's is partnering with them, and I don't like the longevity of nut milks. I believe oat milk with creep up the market share of milk alternatives in the coming years over nut milk.

I'm not putting my life savings into it, but I like the company.

[Anonymous No.54479722]

>>54479245
It’s been around 3.50 that whole time stupid

[Anonymous No.54479724]

>>54479701
>its at 2.34, cant get much lower
>not gonna worry about a dollar change in price.
Retard Nigger shill

[Anonymous No.54479741]

>>54479701
Starcucks are removing dairy and going long on olive oil

[Anonymous No.54479754]

>>54479724
not a shill, just amateur investor. I've been right, I've been wrong.

[Anonymous No.54479771]

>>54479681
Who are you talking about right now? Who is it you think you're referring? Do you know how much Chamath makes a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if Chamath suddenly decided to stop pumping and dumping shitcos? Multiple business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ go belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without Chamath. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking about, so let me clue you in. Chamath is not the one in danger, Skyler. He is the danger. Chamath millions of notional invested in various shitcos, and all of these shitcos dump, and you think of who one who got rugpulled as Chamath ? No. Chamath IS the one who rugpulls.

[Anonymous No.54479775]

>>54479741
Remember it doesn't have to be 100% olive oil to be considered Olive Oil. It could even contain Rape Seed oil.

[Anonymous No.54479776]

How bad am I getting chopped on drv?

[Anonymous No.54479781]

>>54479754
>I have to send this DD email to associates
>cant send it /smg/
>but I'm just an amateur investor buying for myself
Get your story straight faggot. No one's buying your oatmilk bags

[Anonymous No.54479790]

Am I unironically seeing OTLY shilled here as a long? I shorted that in 2022. It's a piece of shit SPAC stock with a wall of dilution adding constant selling pressure.

[Anonymous No.54479792]

>>54479694
MONI is a holdings company fren. Maybe the new acquisition has nothing to do with fintech or crypto. Just trying to help you make it a little easier than you are now. GL

https://twitter.com/moon45184976/status/1617537674667036673

[Anonymous No.54479797]

>>54479754
You need a hat, sir.

[Anonymous No.54479798]

>>54479477
Sniffchads are amongst the highest test individuals, but keep in mind, once Elon musk makes the technology so I can sniff anime girl braps 3dpd women will be either exterminated or placed on brap barns for energy production.

[Anonymous No.54479816]

>>54479679
Hey faggot if youre gonna post your texts with women on here at least make it interesting, jesus christ. this is all so boring to read

[Anonymous No.54479824]

>>54479781
my close associates are my retard friends, I was being facetious. Still writing up the DD.

If you have any plays, I'd love to hear em.

[Anonymous No.54479829]

THIS CHOPPY ASS GAY ASS MARKET.

[Anonymous No.54479837]

Don't you fuck me in the last hour, Nasdaq bitch. I'm just about mcfucking had it with this shitmarket taking a promising turn but never being able to properly hold onto its losses.

[Anonymous No.54479844]

>>54479222
yeah you haven't posted here because you look like an absolute retard for shilling boil and now its down 50% since you said to buy it.

[Anonymous No.54479857]

Crustacea hour

[Anonymous No.54479864]

>>54479279
I get people still clinging onto oil, but you have to be seriously misinformed and degenerate to not realize the amount of chop loss you'll have to endure with a 2x Leveraged ETF on a commodity that trades like a shitcoin (oil complexes)

[Anonymous No.54479865]

>>54479837
There are thousands of women out there making a killing being whores online sitting on a shit ton of money and you are surprised by this?

[Anonymous No.54479872]

>Hello it stopped going down
>Yes tell me why
>No I will not hold
>Thank you I will wait

[Anonymous No.54479873]

I just withdrew $37,000 of Roth IRA contributions for my house down payment

May the golden stocks bull run commence

[Anonymous No.54479883]

>>54479857
Guess the country

[Anonymous No.54479884]

>>54479722
its been 3.50 for two months? wow you really are dumb.

[Anonymous No.54479887]

How do I profit off naked options? Just buy low and sell high like securities?

[Anonymous No.54479892]

>>54479865
Anon, I keep telling you: they're not like Smaug sitting on a mountain of gold in their trash strewn caves. They spend it as fast as they make it. Oh, she bought a $1m house? Probably didn't even put down 10%. Bitches be negative net worth.

[Anonymous No.54479896]

Sorry but I sided with America today.

[Anonymous No.54479899]

>>54479865
It doesn't matter. They aren't hoarding wealth like he thinks. Money always moves up the chain. A woman and her money are soon parted.

[Anonymous No.54479903]

>>54479865
seething about women is pathetic

[Anonymous No.54479904]

>>54479887
sell calls on stocks you think will go down, sell puts on stocks you think will go up

[Anonymous No.54479905]

>>54479883
Uhhh Taiwan?

[Anonymous No.54479909]

Why shouldn't I just buy KOLD?

[Anonymous No.54479911]

>>54479887
sell high, roll higher, roller higher again, and then wait the 2 months to break even

[Anonymous No.54479917]

>>54479903
I'm just pointing out that the market and the economy as a whole has been heading into unknown territory. Never before in history have women had access to this kind of money making so easily.

[Anonymous No.54479923]

>>54479905
Yeah it is Taiwan, a country with gross exports of $11.5M

[Anonymous No.54479930]

Greg Mannarino live on Infowars right now naming the central banks and federal reserves trading desk, kek

[Anonymous No.54479933]

>>54479883
Mozambique

[Anonymous No.54479936]

>>54479923
Please forgive me. I am a crab and don't know the value of a dollar.

[Anonymous No.54479938]

>>54479887
charge people to see them in your club

[Anonymous No.54479954]

>>54479930
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA goddamn AJ really hurting for guests after Kanye.

[Anonymous No.54479971]

BOILERS LAST CHANCE BEFORE CONTRACT ROLL STARTS TOMORROW
KNOW WHAT YOU ARE HOLDING
YOU ARE A MEMBER OF A FUND
TOGETHER YOU WILL ALL BE SELLING THE MAY CONTRACT LOW
AND BUYING THE JULY CONTRACT HIGH
THE PROCESS WILL LAST SPANNING FIVE BUSINESS DAYS BEGINNING TOMORROW
THE RISK IS BEARISH
KNOW THE RISK
DO AS YOU PLEASE
IF YOU HOLD YOU MAY TAKE SIGNIFICANT LOSS
IF YOU SELL YOU MAY MISS OUT ON GAINS
UP TO YOU
FUCK OFF JEW NIGGERS THAT TELL ME TO SHUT UP ABOUT IT

[Anonymous No.54479979]

The Poop & Pee 500 is going to crab forever.

[Anonymous No.54479984]

should I close my Shopify short at 9% profit or keep it up for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.54479989]

>>54479936
All crabs know: a dollar equals a dollar, never more or less

[Anonymous No.54479992]

>>54479930
Holy shit lol this cannot be real
>>54479954
Was the Kanye incident really the final straw for Alex Jones? Seems like AJ is still doing fine and getting good viewership

[Anonymous No.54479993]

>>54479979
Well into the 2030s...

[Anonymous No.54479998]

>>54479971
I'm new to natgas. Why shouldn't I buy KOLD instead for the next few days?

[Anonymous No.54480003]

>>54479984
Half/half?

[Anonymous No.54480007]

>>54479992
It's real

[Anonymous No.54480014]

>>54479989
That's just nominal value. I've seen your restaurant "market prices" jewry.
>Yes, we crabs know about the Jews. Why do you think we're not kosher?

[Anonymous No.54480016]

>>54479909
I shilled KOLD at $10 and was mocked now I shill BOIL at $3 and I am mocked. You guys have no patience and think every trend just continues forever in a vertical green dildo

>>54479816
Just be nice anon and then they let you play around in their holes. Everyone on /smg/ has been saying nigger in starcraft lobbies since they were a kid so they have to resort to jerking off to cuck porn

[Anonymous No.54480017]

I no longer participate in slurp culture

[Anonymous No.54480019]

>>54479984
I think it's greedy to hold after a -5% day, there will probably be some bounce back

[Anonymous No.54480021]

>>54479992
Kanye gave AJ a boost to keep trucking for another year. Remember he has to pay for the Sandy Hook lawsuit (he's trying to get out of paying by declaring bankruptcy and making THE PARENTS PAY for his income kek!).

AJ truly knows all the tricks.

[Anonymous No.54480027]

>>54479998
That is *probably* the smart move, but I am new to it as well and will be watching this process without any overnight skin in the game to either side and consider it to be critical education for future BOIL/KOLD trading.

[Anonymous No.54480033]

Haven’t been here in a month but I just want to let the SKYT faggot know he lost me over $20k fuck you.

[Anonymous No.54480034]

>>54479896
Based deep dish enjoyer. A kind reminder that Detroit style pizza is the best pizza in the nation. New York can suck a dick and so can Chicago. Don't @ me.

[Anonymous No.54480036]

>>54480021
>he's trying to get out of paying by declaring bankruptcy and making THE PARENTS PAY for his income kek!
Based

[Anonymous No.54480039]

>>54480017
I slurped more WISH and CLF today

[Anonymous No.54480047]

>>54478981
Skyt bros…

[Anonymous No.54480052]

>>54479909
You might get a wee bit of juice from KOLD when BOIL/KOLD has to roll their contracts, but I'll be in BOIL around the May contract expiry.

[Anonymous No.54480071]

>>54480033
Hope that faggot chokes on a rock

[Anonymous No.54480072]

Did China just invade taiwan?

[Anonymous No.54480074]

>>54480033
>He bought a /smg/ memestock

[Anonymous No.54480077]

>>54480047
>he didn't read the CHIPS act fact sheets
lmao

[Anonymous No.54480088]

>>54479873
Thank you sir! You know that you can take your gains tax free if it's your 1st house? I didn't know that when I bought my first house in '06.

[Anonymous No.54480093]

Buy ZIM
Z I M
I
M
That's zim to the MOON

[Anonymous No.54480097]

>>54480034
Detroit pizza is not deep dish pizza

[Anonymous No.54480098]

>>54480033
I lost a little maybe 50 dollars and I'm still pissed

[Anonymous No.54480104]

>>54480093
Divvy runup is over bro. You were supposed to have sold already.

[Anonymous No.54480105]

>>54479892
It's called leverage. But yeah, grills are dumb.

[Anonymous No.54480108]

>BUD

[Anonymous No.54480112]

>>54480105
>he buys when it's high so as to get less divvy per share
OH NO NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.54480116]

>SKYT
I wish I shorted this pile of shit when /smg/ was shilling it heavily in 2022

[Anonymous No.54480122]

>>54480093
zim just had ex div day it will go even lower or sit around this spot for a while

[Anonymous No.54480133]

>>54480072
Not checking, no one cares.

[Anonymous No.54480139]

>>54480122
Yes, which is what I'm saying: perfect time to buy.

[Anonymous No.54480146]

>>54480072
Why would they invade something they already own (according to 99% of the world)?

[Anonymous No.54480147]

>>54480116
Easy in hindsight. I didn't short nearly enough SIGA

[Anonymous No.54480157]

Dear ol Greg just mentioned the upcoming "commodities super cycle"
oil bros rejoice you have the Mannarino on your side

[Anonymous No.54480156]

>>54480116
/smg/ was pointing out it was crap every time the skyt shill came in. You decided to follow the skyt shill and to ignore /smg/. You do not get to blame /smg/.

[Anonymous No.54480160]

>>54480072
Taiwan isn't real, anon.

[Anonymous No.54480161]

>>54480098
What price did you guys buy in at, /smg/ was shilling that shit around $7 and laughed as it rode up to nearly $16. Why the hell didn't you take profit?

[Anonymous No.54480168]

>>54480147
That is EXACTLY what I was going to say next. Both SKYT and SIGA were shilled on here around the same time
>>54480156
>/smg/ was pointing out it was crap every time the skyt shill came in
Proves you're a newfag. Wasn't just one guy. Rocker and all those guys on /smg/ were big fans of SKYT and kept incessantly shilling it.

The big issue is you can't really short these names in size

[Anonymous No.54480170]

>>54480156
>/smg/ was pointing out it was crap every time the skyt shill came in
/smg/ had two camps, a bunch of anons that piled in and a bunch that FUD'd.

[Anonymous No.54480172]

>>54479971
>IF YOU HOLD YOU MAY TAKE SIGNIFICANT LOSS
>IF YOU SELL YOU MAY MISS OUT ON GAINS
"Could go up, could go down" amazing insight nostradamus

[Anonymous No.54480179]

>>54480157
Fuck... BOIL is going to zero. "Buy the banks" Greg has been wrong about everything

[Anonymous No.54480182]

>>54480161
I'm pretty dumb, panic sold when I was red because I wasn't paying attention to it

[Anonymous No.54480183]

>>54480147
Remember the revenue calculations per dose that were getting posted? It might have been a picture. Could someone post that. Good times.

[Anonymous No.54480186]

Why is GE up over 40% YTD? What is going on at GE, why is line go up so much for this big ass company? It's a 100B company trading like a memestock

[Anonymous No.54480203]

>>54480157
Also that image is from the festival slot that is a butterface but nice body right?

[Anonymous No.54480207]

>>54480168
>retard falls for a singular shill which everyone on /smg/ was shitting on all day
>wah wah wah why did /smg/ shill this to me!
>u a newfag if u no fall for it! Iz all /smg/ fault waaaaah

[Anonymous No.54480208]

My goal is to force one of you autists to do enough DD for me on why GE's stock is up so much in the last few months by so that by the end of the day I know what the fuck is going on at GE.

[Anonymous No.54480214]

>>54480179
I bought and held PDBC for a short time last year and made a decent profit from it. Other than that I dont watch or give a shit about what he says anymore

[Anonymous No.54480221]

>>54480186
Projected subsidies from one of Bidens renewable energy bullshit bills, probably.
I don't really understand it either.

[Anonymous No.54480223]

>>54480097
Correct it's significantly better.

[Anonymous No.54480229]

>>54480172
Obviously the projection is a bearish roll but no one knows for sure. There is risk to holding, risk to selling, but the DATA points to significantly greater risk to holding. This is a partnership fund with K1 forms that is together selling a contract that dropped low and buying a higher priced contract.

[Anonymous No.54480254]

>>54478981
Short the S&P 500

[Anonymous No.54480260]

>>54480221
>Projected subsidies from one of Bidens renewable energy bullshit bills, probably.
What specific policies / bills include the subsidies that would go towards GE? If you don't mind looking that up for me....I can't find anything about energy subsides benefitting GE. Will have to look through their Q's and K's ofc.


I have no idea why GE is up becauseit has so many exposures. A lot of military tech / defense stocks are up YTD and GE has some of that defense exposure.

So maybe le Ukrainian conflict factor.

They also raised their 2025 guidance by a couple billion this year, like from 35B to 38B. I think if we do some digging we will uncover which factors are responsible for this insane multiple expansion in the last few months

[Anonymous No.54480265]

>>54480203
indeed

[Anonymous No.54480267]

>>54480254
No

[Anonymous No.54480268]

So wait
I'm just supposed to lose money when the market goes either direction?

[Anonymous No.54480273]

I just want to be ITM. I don’t wanna roll
This into an even further OTM option

[Anonymous No.54480274]

Fuck. I just got an email that E*Trade is transferring my assets to MS this summer

[Anonymous No.54480276]

>>54480265
>Coolface ropeslut is like 50 now
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.54480280]

>>54480260
I just don't care enough. Too much random shit with GE.

[Anonymous No.54480292]

>>54480274
Morgan Stanley is based, why aren't you celebrating?

[Anonymous No.54480296]

>>54480268
Shhhhh

[Anonymous No.54480302]

>>54480265
I would have stinky sex with her in a tent on mushrooms and then never talk to her again

[Anonymous No.54480305]

Bought 3k shares of UNG today for DCA of $6.75
What am I in for boys?

[Anonymous No.54480306]

>>54480260
For a comparison though, see FSLR I guess - almost 4x since July. GE does some windmills.

[Anonymous No.54480308]

>>54480280
If we did research on GE together to find out why it's stock price has gone up so much lately, I would have nice study sessions with you. On Zoom calls. It would be fun, we could order some pizza and then parse through GE's filings to see if they have disclosed something that investors really liked.

We could make small talk about other things as well.

I wish you would care more. About GE.

[Anonymous No.54480318]

>>54480302
Ah, I see you attend festivals.

[Anonymous No.54480346]

>>54480273
bro just take the loss. tomorrow is not going to be red and we’ll go up so much before the next red day that it will just not be worth it anymore.

[Anonymous No.54480349]

>>54480305
You might do alright anon. It's least there's no time constraints and theta bleed

[Anonymous No.54480359]

>>54480305
Probably a much smoother ride than BOIL considering UNG does month for month contract rolls rather than bi-monthly skippers and we're maybe, if not probably, somewhere near the bottom for NG. As it stands, there's no expected steep ramp upwards for 2023 and into 2024, but there *is* a ramp upwards nonetheless. You might experience some dip between now and June or so.

[Anonymous No.54480363]

>>54480274
your assets were already transferred to MS, since they've owned etrade for years now. the etrade platform isn't going anywhere afaik

[Anonymous No.54480369]

>>54480305
more pain for a few more months, then probably some big gains 6-18 months later

[Anonymous No.54480379]

>>54480306
Interesting comparable, thanks for pointing that out. How are you so certain that FSLR has gone up because of Biden subsidy announcements? for example, a company similar to FSLR, SPRW, is down 40% in the last 6 months.

So it's not like all solar / energy stocks are really up...might be certain energy stocks within a certain part of the supply chain?

[Anonymous No.54480380]

>>54480346
We shall see. My strategy last Friday was that by this Friday SQQQ will reach 33. I have faith in my self. Even if it’s delusional

[Anonymous No.54480389]

>>54480093
Containers are literally the weakest shipping stock this year, bro.
Go tankers or dry bulk.

[Anonymous No.54480397]

I HAVE OFFICIALLY SLURPED TQQQ AND SOXL AND WAL

[Anonymous No.54480418]

>>54480397
Whoops. Thanks for your sacrifice

[Anonymous No.54480427]

>>54480229
I wish it wasn't so complicated. Just tell me when to buy. Failing that, are there any other ways to bet on a commodity's direction OVER THE LONG TERM without having to check on it, actively maintain a futures account, etc? Could natural gas companies that pay divvies be a good bet too, or do they operate in a completely different reality? Sorry for being a brainlet, I just don't do commodities haha

[Anonymous No.54480429]

>>54480418
:-:7

[Anonymous No.54480435]

i'm financially bored

[Anonymous No.54480441]

these end of day fake pumps are so fucking obnoxious. makes me want to just punch a nigger right in the face.

[Anonymous No.54480449]

>>54480435
This stable diffusion shit is getting out of hand.

[Anonymous No.54480458]

>>54480292
Based? More like broke

[Anonymous No.54480460]

>>54480427
You know NTDOF/NTDOY is an easy peasy play right now. Mario movie +toys+amusement park=happy investor

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54480462]

>>54480292
Morgan & Stanley fuck each other in the ass and push the whole ESG woke climate change agenda. Fuck them, fuck them up their stupid asses.

[Anonymous No.54480463]

>>54479006
How much are you down now SQQQ retard? Checking in to see if you're still alive or if you roped yet.

[Anonymous No.54480466]

>>54480441
>fake pump
it was a fake dump,dumb bobo

[Anonymous No.54480470]

So is tomorrow more of the same?

[Anonymous No.54480489]

>>54480305
Be prepared to hold for years.

[Anonymous No.54480496]

>>54480470
TLRY has earnings in 5 days. So maybe? Until cannabis goes up. The market will plummet. Why haven’t you guys learned this yet?

[Anonymous No.54480507]

So what did /smg/ for for lunch today? For me? It's a turkey and cheese sandwich with guac, chunky spicy chicken quesadilla soup, and lay's dill chips.
>Inb4 someone calls me fat
>inb4 someone calls me poor
>inb4 someone tells me to clean my kitchen
>inb4 someone tells me to load my fridge with cabbage
>inb4 baggot tells me to race mix with a gook so I can have homemade ramen
>inb4 someone tells me that eating turkey sandwiches will kill me because they're unhealthy

[Anonymous No.54480509]

fuck this gay pump

[Anonymous No.54480510]

GO UP YOU PIECE OF DOGSHIT

[Anonymous No.54480523]

>>54480460
Thanks, but I meant brapgas

[Anonymous No.54480529]

>>54480510
It's not called the NasdACK for nothin, anon.

[Anonymous No.54480533]

>>54480489
>at a 5 year low
>going to keep going lower for years
>because California is going to van ovens and force people to only consume grubhub goyslop or I dunno green energy ai or something

I hate you niggers so much

[Anonymous No.54480535]

Bobo getting heemed again...

[Anonymous No.54480540]

>>54480427
Natural Gas is famously known as
THE WIDOWMAKER
If you want easy shit then stay the fuck away from commodities and especially natural gas if you aren't going to be able to somewhat learn a bunch of wild ass background shit, and even once you do there is a lot of GAMBLE to it. I barely know shit but it's a mountain compared to a few weeks ago and every bit of it has *mattered*.

Then on top of just natural gas, you're dealing with a PARTNERSHIP FUND. People like BOIL NIGGER that made good money off of it got in at LUCKY TIMES despite themselves, not because they are actually MASTER GENIUS TRADERS.

[Anonymous No.54480541]

>>54480507
>dill pickle chips

[Anonymous No.54480548]

>MOC IMBALANCE 845 MLN BUY-SIDE.

[Anonymous No.54480552]

>>54480507
>inb4 someone tells me that eating turkey sandwiches will kill me because they're unhealthy
Just skip the chips and you're golden man.
Turkey is a pretty lean bird.

[Anonymous No.54480559]

>>54480460
I'm anticipating a small correction after they announce their next console
Unless the reaction is unanimously praised investors might get FUD for another Wii U situation. Idk how they can top the switch in terms of sales.

[Anonymous No.54480563]

Recent put options I sold, PBR and VALE. I dont mind owning these companies at these prices.

[Anonymous No.54480566]

>>54480507
I fast Tuesday through Thursday every week, so nothing for me today. Get yourself a $20 sandwich maker anon, it's unreal how much better sammies taste when the bread's toasted, the cheese is melted and the meat's warm.

[Anonymous No.54480569]

>>54480463
-$2k but still huffing da hopium
Doesn't really matter to me since I already took out my initial but I'm hoping to use this as money for a general eurotrip instead of my current plan of working in Berlin for the summer

[Anonymous No.54480580]

>>54480540
Thank you for this advice.
>>54480533
Also thanks

[Anonymous No.54480586]

>>54480548
LFG

[Anonymous No.54480590]

>>54480507
>Lays
Added oils
>Campbells
Added oils
>Pristine looking bread
Added oils

[Anonymous No.54480591]

>>54480462
>Fuck them, fuck them up their stupid asses

[Anonymous No.54480593]

>>54480541
Problem chud?
>>54480552
I don't eat a lot of chips l, usually just a handful and I put the bag away. Although I do have a serious problem with jalapeno cheddar Cheetos.

[Anonymous No.54480594]

>>54480507
white bread is garbage tier
there's a lot of other issues but that's my #1 cringe at that pic
you are also all those things you listed and should be ashamed
you can do better bro
my lunch:
salsa chicken leftovers made in instant pot
couple slices of turkey breast from heb
glass of whole milk

[Anonymous No.54480602]

Uuuuuuhhhhhhh esscuse me sirs

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEN TO OVERSTOCK?!???

[Anonymous No.54480612]

>>54480591

[Anonymous No.54480620]

>>54480590
Retarded image because it's not including water

[Anonymous No.54480624]

>>54480566
What's a sammich maker, like a little robot, or a toaster, or what?

[Anonymous No.54480625]

>>54480033
it might not make you feel better but he took the vaxx so hes probably dead of a heart att-ACK by now.

[Anonymous No.54480640]

>>54480590
>>54480594
>t.

[Anonymous No.54480644]

>>54479930
>>54479992
He's been there before, but Alex Jonestein doesn't like Greggy's constant -stein drops

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54480647]

>>54480507
>inb4 baggot tells me to race mix with a gook so I can have homemade ramen
I guess I have nothing to add to this discussion. I ate some pork meatballs, with a mushroom cream sauce over penne pasta that I made last night.

[Anonymous No.54480658]

>>54480533
Yeah, no mention of the massive storage glut, the previously closed production coming back online and making *more* despite the aforementioned storage glut, and the mild Winter requiring less drawing from the massive storage glut. And then there's the CONTANGO which has caused the previously $4.50 Jan 2024 contract to get reduced to under $4 and all the others before it to adjust downward. White men like to be educated and not just throw up straw men calling others niggers, nigger.

[Anonymous No.54480663]

Bobo got heemed AGAIN

[Anonymous No.54480669]

>>54480507
I bought 24 grade B eggs for 3 dollars and am on my 7th day straight of having an omelette for lunch. 1 more day and I'm finally done with them.

[Anonymous No.54480681]

>>54480640
That guy's thumbs look better than ice bath anons desu

[Anonymous No.54480694]

GEVO = eternal bagholding and averaging down

[Anonymous No.54480708]

>>54480647
What is your gookfu's best homemade dishes?

[Anonymous No.54480713]

>>54480640
not quite but whatever helps you justify your slop
hamchads deserve better food than that

[Anonymous No.54480725]

>>54480694
What is it with you people and Nat-Gas?

[Anonymous No.54480737]

>>54480624
Kinda like a panini press

[Anonymous No.54480745]

>>54480713
I appreciate your respect for hamchads, but I prefer light lunches before work otherwise it weighs me down and I don't work as efficiently

[Anonymous No.54480786]

>>54480725
Just buying high and selling low; the smg way breh

[Anonymous No.54480812]

>>54480640
I'm glad you like my hand, but please don't associate me with those other cucks.
Chips are great. Ideally UTZ or stateline.

I'd also consider toasting the bread.

[Anonymous No.54480827]

>>54480644
Yea any jewish supremacy type of topic kinda scares him

[Anonymous No.54480835]

Thread theme.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RSJHTTUJWww

[Anonymous No.54480846]

NVDA bears, remember when I told you that the ~2% dilution from the capital raise won't be what pops it? I'm now telling you this China threat to limit rare metals is what will.

[Anonymous No.54480856]

>>54480786
>below 30 month low
>buying high
>selling

Nah. I'm buying and holding until line goes up.

[Anonymous No.54480863]

>>54480349
>>54480359
>>54480369
>>54480489
So the consensus is by and large a half year hold, minimum. I’m not looking for immediate money printing so I can afford to hold until some gains. Encouraging I bought towards the bottom

[Anonymous No.54480868]

>>54480812
>My new lanklet love interest is an UTZ man
Ok I'm not just imagining that hand anymore, I'm imagining that soi claw wrapped around my BJC now.

[Anonymous No.54480889]

did my taxes, showered, cut my finger and toe nails, and only lost $1500 today. feeling productive

[Anonymous No.54480893]

>>54480863
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/energy/natural-gas/natural-gas.quotes.html

[Anonymous No.54480903]

>>54480863
I think it's just gonna moon again like crazy one day out of the blue but who the fuck knows when

[Anonymous No.54480917]

>>54480835
I RATHER ENJOYED THIS
DISGUSTING
FUCKING
GARBAGE
IT WAS BREDDY GUD
DESPITE
BEING
DIGUSTING FUCKING GARBAGE

[Anonymous No.54480926]

>>54479883
Malaysia?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54480931]

>>54480708
잡채

[Anonymous No.54480955]

>>54480931
Kind of just looks like a slop of shit not gonna lie baggot.

[Anonymous No.54480976]

>>54479971
I've been hearing a lot about this, and if it is a guaranteed bearish/costly event, why are people not simply taking the other side of the trade then? What's the catch?

[Anonymous No.54480986]

>>54480955
Is there any meat in that?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54480997]

>>54480955
It's just stir fried glass noodles. She always makes it spicy and puts all kinds of stuff in it. It's a lot like low mien but the noodles are more sticky and less greasy.

[Anonymous No.54481007]

I think the 2 weeks are officially up

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54481011]

>>54480986
she usually puts a lot of marinated beef in it

[Anonymous No.54481021]

>>54480997
Glass noodles weird me out what do they taste like and what is the texture like?

[Anonymous No.54481028]

>>54480976
1) I have never said "guaranteed".
2) I scalped a little with KOLD today and will be preparing to do the same during the contract roll any chance I get with whatever settled funds I have at a given time but will hold neither overnight because...*nothing is guaranteed other than volatility*.

[Anonymous No.54481037]

>>54481011
Noice, I like drunken noodles with beef myself, so good I wanna drink the sauce

[Anonymous No.54481044]

>>54481034
>>54481034

[Anonymous No.54481062]

>>54480863
>So the consensus is by and large a half year hold, minimum

Yeah, that's the consensus. Literally everybody is saying that it's a good longer-term play that's going to be slow/dead in the near term. You know what that means.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54481073]

>>54481021
I never liked them when I was growing up, my mom's friend from thailand would make eggrolls and put the glass noodles in with the pork as a filler, but i never really cared for them. However when my gf made them it was completely different because of the different and complex flavors she added to them. They're just like any other noodles, but they have a slight of stickiness to them.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54481086]

>>54481037
That's actually a really good comparison to be honest. Just instead of the thick wide noodles they're much skinnier.

[Anonymous No.54481179]

>>54481062
I don't even say "it's a good longer term play". My figuring is that one can make rather than lose money if they buy in at a good time not too far ahead and sell by maybe Jan, but that somewhere within the longer term there will be a good play. Key difference in the wording there...pretty much no time this year going into next *is* a "good play", in the classical sense of expecting any substantial mooning at all, but conditions are building towards a future really good play and now is the time to be watching every possible data point on a daily basis and looking for where that's going to be, then jumping in when you yourself spot it and not when some retard starts claiming it when you have no idea what their DD is but hey, they sound confident in their retardation and are saying you're a poortard for not jumping in with them.

[Anonymous No.54481185]

>>54481179
LOOK AT THE FUCKING CONTRACT PROGRESSION

https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/energy/natural-gas/natural-gas.quotes.html

I meant to link it in that post.

[Anonymous No.54481327]

>>54479930
what do you mean by naming?

[Anonymous No.54481348]

whats this pattern called

[Anonymous No.54481452]

This is it. I'm officially FOMOING into Hopium. Hydrogen cars are, I hope, the future.

[Anonymous No.54482389]

>>54481452
good luck bro