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54447524 No.54447524 [Reply] [Original]

>> No.54447540

>>54447524
Investing is pretty much glorified gambling, especially crypto
so yeah, makes sense

>> No.54447604
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54447604

>>54447524
>nnnoooo you can't use your student loan to make leverage trading

>> No.54447632

>>54447524
Not true, the only way you can afford a house these days is gamble your savings on ETFs and Bitcoin.

>> No.54447684
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54447684

>Your portfolio should be 60% stocks and 40% bonds
>Maybe carve out 5% for gold held in a vault

>> No.54448688

>>54447632
If it's savings it's money you can afford to lose

>> No.54448719
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54448719

>NOOOOOOO you can't just live in the woods for a few years throwing money into shitcoins you're supposed to only invest 5% a month

>> No.54448847

>>54447524
Such a stupid comment. You can't afford to lose anything. Any investment can be lost. Nothing is a safe bet. Get out of here with your NPR Bullshit. A saving account is worthless when the inflation hits the 10%+. Gold will be stolen. The S&P500 will crash when China attacks the US. The EU will burn because they can't decide or enforce. Everything you do is a bet or a hedge. Liquor and bullets are a hedge. A casino is a bet.

>> No.54448872
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54448872

>Time in the market beats timing the market

>> No.54448884
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54448884

buy when there's blood in the streets

>> No.54449008

>>54447684
Kek

>> No.54449011
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54449011

>Even if the blood is your own

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54449057

>>54448847
I fully agree but I can't help myself since we're in one of those threads
>Liquor and bullets are a hedge. A casino is a bet.

>> No.54449073

>>54447684
kek this is a good jak

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>>54447684
I'm stealing this jak

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>>54447524
False, Invest everything that you can't afford to lose in crypto. In fact, invest every single fucking shit you own on crypto. If you're not putting all your pennies in the gambling table then you're not FIT to sit at the dinner table. How do you think Ryoshi got made huh? Do you think he created SHIB and then burned it by chickening out? by doing a half measure? No, he went all the way and created KOYO and is now taking back the market
EITHER YOU DO IT RIGHT OR YOU DON'T DO IT

>> No.54449201

>>54449194
o-ookay okayy but lower the gun jeez

>> No.54449336

No Ivan this mockery won't work either.