Chainlink: a serious professional crypto,

[Anonymous No.54441182]

for serious investors. The homos of crypto. “Serious”:

>partners with every major scam
>gets in on NFT phase 2 years late
>tweets at Elon Musk begging for attention
>major conference sponsored by dog coin #126, main event a joke about fast food hamburger
>ceo does podcast about hiking and video games after rugging investors
>-90%

[Anonymous No.54441211]

>>54441182
so how does this work, you can take the encrypted data and use it in computation without ever decrypting it? is that the idea? so you get an output from an input verified to be genuine even though you don't know what the input actually was?

[Anonymous No.54441292]

>>54441182
>ceo does podcast about hiking
nastyslob doesn't exercise

[Anonymous No.54441389]

>>54441292
He probably goes out on hiking trails in a golf cart

[Sage No.54441479]

Another witter screenshot thread, yawn

[Anonymous No.54441499]

>PEEPAW, NOW THEY DUN GOT GAY ANIMORPHS!!!
>DAMN IT, CLYDE - THAT'S IT!
What's next, /biz/?

[Anonymous No.54441596]

>>54441479
>>54441499
here comes nastyslob's diapers, always ready to store and eat his shit on command

[Anonymous No.54441658]

>>54441596
>I am above laughing at a funny word like a 5th grader
>me big

[Anonymous No.54441691]

NGL this made me KEK this is just like 2018 bros let the good times roll
bring back boomer sipper poster ahhh yeah that's the stuff

[Anonymous No.54441712]

>>54441211
Yeah, it's very inefficient so really only useful for the shit eth already does with 32 byte chunks of data. But pretty cool to be able to manipulate those off chain. Almost like it could replace entire smart contract platforms with cheap efficient non mining or bogged down in staking bullshit hardware.
It's almost like they will literally do everything.