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Meanwhile in the /biz/ bank...

>> No.54399172
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>>54399158

Sir. I put 100% of our remaining funds into REPO.

>> No.54399178

>>54399158
Not your bank, not your money

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>he didn't know the difference between cash and deposits

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>>54399158
Sell it all, today.
Wait, no. Buy?

>> No.54399222

>"Whoever just listed on their terminal that they've bought something called "cunny" with 10x leverage, in my office! NOW!"

>> No.54399246

>>54399158
What's our slogan already ?
And who forgot to give food to the boss' pet it's a fucking bear !

>> No.54399289

>>54399221
>Listen here, What have I told you the first day in this office, be first, be smart or cheat.
>Now i dont cheat but this is it.
>What if i made you sell today?

>Ill have to pay off the media and convince others this is a golden bull run
>Have them buy our bags

<If you do this no one will trust you again

>SUUURRRVIVE!!!

>> No.54399311

>>54399158
>JESUS FUCKING CHIRST WHAT IDIOT DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO SPEND ALL OF OUR DEPOSITS ON /LEANHOGS/

>> No.54399337

God i hate those fucker from 3rd floor and their daily BBBY meeting

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>>54399158

Sir? Are you there?

>> No.54399364

>>54399172
Okay thank y- wait why did we put a doctor in charge of our strategy department?

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>>54399158
oh you want to withdraw 2000 dollars? yeah im gonna need you to fill out these forms in triplicate. make sure to read it closely , they are double sided. the essay section will be checked by computer for consistent punctuation so make sure all of the copies are exactly the same or you need to start over

>> No.54401654

Who jizzed in the espresso machine again?

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henlo?

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SOMEONE DRANK ALL THE LIQUIDITY

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I've locked myself in the bank vault again can someone let me out?

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>>54401685
>>54401890
>>54402869

Lmfao

>> No.54403888

>>54399289
>Golden Bull Run
>>Buy our bags.
Yes.

>> No.54403906

>>54399364
In case the market doesn't heal itself, dear Sir.

>> No.54403953

The /biz/ bank of Based issues its own banknotes based on the stockpile of cringe stored in and emanating from the bank's basement cringe reactor. To keep up the pace with the demand of additional bank notes, the /biz/ bank of Based keeps the cringe reactor connected to the internet so it may retrieve additional cringe datasets from /biz/

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>>54399158
holy fuck I fat fingered and bought 6 figures worth of pregnantbutt

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>>54399172
Sorry there wasnt much left. I've shorted our bank using customer deposits. How did i do this without detection? well i had my mom open a brokerage account and over the last 3 months ive been sending money to her to buy puts. they expire in 2 months. If we declare bankruptcy soon my mom can venmo everyone their share of the profit

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>>54399158
...the tranny clerks all work for free