/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.54340265]

Futures Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.54340292]

first for 2d

[Anonymous No.54340293]

im gay

[Anonymous No.54340305]

what are some good stocks to buy this week? or should I wait?

[Anonymous No.54340315]

you must be vaxxed to post in this thread. show me your vaxx card please.

[Anonymous No.54340316]

>>54340293
Aren't you supposed to be busy on tour, Ms. Swift?

[Anonymous No.54340317]

STEP RIGHT UP
PLACE YOUR BETS FOLKS

[Anonymous No.54340318]

>>54340293
and that, is OK

[Anonymous No.54340321]

>back to the futures

[Anonymous No.54340325]

wagecucks hating monday while smg chads love it.

[Anonymous No.54340328]

>>54340306
Please be kind I am not very good at options computer

>>54340286
>>54340232
Don't forget Bill Gates-kun owns like 300,000 acres of private farmland.
He'll either keep them fallow, cause small farms to fail and buy them up, or grow GMO shit on it

[Anonymous No.54340331]

>>54340317
Think everything is priced in already?

[Anonymous No.54340337]

>>54340331
not everything....

[Anonymous No.54340341]

>>54340228
NOT GONNA LIE I kinda did get molested but the VIX LEAPS did stem the bleeding when it jumped to nearly 40 last year.
Been experimenting with new methods to farm theta since I can't stick to directions when the market gets spicy.
For the most part, selling Put Butterflies and Put Condors has helped greatly.
>>54340275
To add on that you can adjust it to lower the net risk involved and close that valley of death. You may just need to adjust it somewhat to find the sweet spot.

[Anonymous No.54340352]

>>54340341
What's a good risk / reward ratio?
I notice that win rates usually have much higher costs if you're wrong, which is not good

[Anonymous No.54340354]

>>54340317
>CCL
Those cruise cancellations are going to be brutal.

[Anonymous No.54340359]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54340360]

>>54340305
I'm buying WISH before earnings

[Anonymous No.54340361]

Buy VORB for a 2x play, I got my shares in the .50s but I'm not planning on selling until I see $2

[Anonymous No.54340365]

>>54340142
>>54340349
>That reminds me, on Friday post market, anon noticed NASDAQ kept accidentally displaying a page from Apr 6, 2023 instead of the after hours price
I chalk it up to a technical glitch
HOWEVER, Apr 6 is a full moon and the start of Passover. Just saying that's a bit of an auspicious date

[Anonymous No.54340374]

>>54340328
Yes, and Michael Burry is also buying up substantial amounts of land with water on it, it's his primary investment.

[Anonymous No.54340385]

>>54340352
Depends wholesale on the stock,
If you want the most safety any of the indexes give you this but if you want outside risk-reward ratios spamming VIX short put butterflies.

As for put condors, you want the spreads of the individual wings to be small while the spread between those wings to be a solid 50-100 points apart. This should give you a risk of 450-400 for 100 in credit on SPX for example.

To answer though for a good risk-reward ratio, I try to stick to a 4 to 1 ratio if possible. Vix gives me this and so does SPX if you fiddle with it enough.

[Anonymous No.54340396]

>>54340328
its sounds like a lot because there are literally millions of farmers with a small plot of land, comparatively. bill gates owns I think likenot even 1% of the total farmable land in the usa but it is a huge amount of land for 1 person

[Anonymous No.54340403]

>>54340385
That vix spread had a 1/9 profit to potential loss ratio, with a 25% chance of loss on each individual spread.

[Anonymous No.54340406]

>>54340365
are the prices higher or lower than they are now

[Anonymous No.54340416]

>>54340265
>futures green
There's free cheddar in the mouse trap.

[Anonymous No.54340436]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.54340454]

futures are a bulltrap. I smell blood in the water, this week will be red.

[Anonymous No.54340458]

>>54340403
Pic related,
Selling a short put butterfly can get some pretty good results, just know how to manage it though.

[Anonymous No.54340466]

futures are green, why are you guys worried about the futures?

Did you short the bottom? Financial Bank runs were priced in bobo

[Anonymous No.54340474]

>>54340406
His screenshot shows $191.15 postmarket Friday but incorrectly attributes the date to Apr 6th. It just seems like a random value, but that is 2 weeks away so many not that weird.

[Anonymous No.54340484]

Banks are profitable and robust. Very healthy money centers.

[Anonymous No.54340508]

>>54340454
As long as we pump in the morning I'm happy. Didn't want to stay short over the weekend and I prefer not chasing red.

[Anonymous No.54340509]

Day 14 nofap almost in the books. Spent the day fucking around with curtain rod diameter sizes and bracket types. Found out the previous owner went with these special hammer in rod brackets and NOT the included mounting gear that comes with the rods themselves. Not enough packs of curtains at the store so had to order more online to be delivered this week along with the special brackets from the special "as seen on shark tank" website. Also fucked up the installation of some sidelight window blinds I bought on the cheap at lowes. Paying a professional from Angie's list to put them up tomorrow, will be interesting to see how it goes. Hope he can help. He's not cheap. Oh yes think I'm gonna sell some COIN calls to pay for all this

[Anonymous No.54340512]

>>54340403
https://optionstrat.com/build/short-put-condor/RUT/-.RUTW230410P1700,.RUTW230410P1705,.RUTW230410P1765,-.RUTW230410P1770
Also for selling a put condor this is what you'd try doing. 5 point widespread on the wings, but have it somewhat spaced out in the center.
Your goal here is to get a good credit by maintaining a above 85% chance of winning here, and since we know an index will move you'll just need to manage the trade and close it out at a good point when the index does leave the valley of death.

[Anonymous No.54340530]

>>54340321
I wish that was me

[Anonymous No.54340535]

WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING

[Anonymous No.54340541]

>>54340509
>doing nofap instead of using your orgasm to manifest more financial abundance.

Shiggydiggy

[Anonymous No.54340555]

>>54340535
bobo trying to market time
mumu just keeps buying cheap shares for long term capital appreciation

[Anonymous No.54340569]

Tomorrow will be a bright green day, and BOIL will go to $3.50 LMFAO , can you imagine being 95% down on a stock in one year?

WOW, good thing natural gas is worthless LMFAO

[Anonymous No.54340575]

>>54340535
Me because I'm FUCKING BORED.

[Anonymous No.54340577]

>>54340509
I haven't had the urge to fap in 6 months, I did so once or twice more out of obligation than anything. Felt nothing. Once you stop being a coomer, your dreams are open to you

[Anonymous No.54340591]

No news during the weekend?

[Anonymous No.54340600]

Who else here is buying GameStop?

[Anonymous No.54340604]

>>54340535

[Anonymous No.54340606]

>>54340577
>>54340509
let me guess, you guys also go to the gym

[Anonymous No.54340608]

>>54340555
>appreciation
DEPRECIATION
WE ARE STILL IN THE TOP
IT IS OVER
it is over
the consequences will never be the same

[Anonymous No.54340610]

I was asleep all day due to dealing with pollen allergy. Now that I need to sleep for work I can't fucking sleep
Ahhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.54340613]

NVDA shows massive retard strength this week to 280$

[Anonymous No.54340630]

>>54340608
>appreciation
I appreciate my frens here, even if the markets and times are bad and we ngmi

[Anonymous No.54340633]

one day I was charting, I dont know why or how I came up with this but there a is a red line that I drew at exactly 1.5 hours from now. gleen from that what you will

[Anonymous No.54340645]

>>54340633
the great trading halt of 2023... as was foretold

[Anonymous No.54340654]

>>54340633
I would prefer to Ween rather than gleen.

[Anonymous No.54340657]

>>54340265
Anons why aren't you buying more SKYT??

[Anonymous No.54340666]

>>54340608
cheaper shares????? dont mind if i do

[Anonymous No.54340675]

>>54340630
yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRc8GI3MX_Q

[Anonymous No.54340676]

>>54340666
Checked. When the doomp finally comes, I can't wait to slurp post

[Anonymous No.54340687]

>>54340657
I am fully invested in poop and nobody can change my mind

[Anonymous No.54340692]

how do i become rich off of crypto currency

[Anonymous No.54340701]

>>54340666
Well yeah, Satan, I am all in cash, only going to be doing intradays and maybe short swings, then when it is truly totally over, I will all in on 3x leveraged S&P up the new mountain!

[Anonymous No.54340703]

>>54340692
If Sergey can do it, why can't you? You have worse marketing skills than the king of bigmacs for your own token not needed coin?

[Anonymous No.54340704]

>>54340675
Based Ween enjoyer.

[Anonymous No.54340712]

I have to admit, I might really hate you guys.

[Anonymous No.54340732]

>>54340704
Ween is all bands ever in one.

[Anonymous No.54340757]

>>54340732
This actually makes a lot of sense.

[Anonymous No.54340762]

>>54340541
>using your orgasm
I need a casual fuck toy for that. A biological female one. Not whatever man made horrors I have been swiping on the past week on crappy public company dating apps. I even considered signing up for J Date I'm that desperate. I was going to go on there with the Joe pesci slogan "A Jew broad prejudice against Italian, can you believe in this day and age?", but is it even worth it? I can probably be nice to this fat slut I met on tinder last year but she's pretty gross, but the deep throat was 8/10, but again she's pretty gross and I honestly think I deserve better.

[Anonymous No.54340766]

Also still have a lot to do, but my automated backtester is almost ready to become barely functional
(My motivation for this was to brute force inputs on TA against daily data, which I cannot do on TView. This also forces me to understand the math side of stuff better)

[Anonymous No.54340768]

>>54340535
My assumption? Distribution.

[Anonymous No.54340782]

>>54340666
>>54340555

[Anonymous No.54340795]

>>54340766
>54340766
what kind of indications are you looking to? for momentum and I draw lines and have to autistically scroll back and forth and record dates and price action its very tedious., id be interested in a "finder" to locate specific inputs. how you writing it, where will you use it if not trading view?

[Anonymous No.54340796]

>bunch of random unknown numbers sent me angry texts at 2am
is this a pajeet scam thing?

[Anonymous No.54340798]

>>54340766
You got me learning C# now. Tried C++ but ended up yelling too much. Glad to see you've turned all this into more learning.

[Anonymous No.54340834]

>>54340796
It was this anon
>>54340712

[Anonymous No.54340844]

>>54340757
That includes country too. None are spared.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLPQznD11xU

[Anonymous No.54340862]

BOIL MINUS 7% IF IT HOLDS

[Anonymous No.54340865]

>>54340862
holy shit

[Anonymous No.54340866]

>>54340798
Mind you,Python is good for quickly prototyping shit and C# is good for a decent implementation; some firms, hfts and quants use C++ for it's raw performance but this is fine for the autists ITT

>>54340795
I saw a neat indicator on TView that used some kind of neural net (basically just a bunch of weights applied to a dozen regular indicators with whatever their settings happen to be) and thought it was a neat idea.
I hardcoded a very barebones and buggy backtester to do some monte carlo with a given set of inputs to see how it would perform during a 2 year period with a random start date. So in the future what I want to do is have it then analyze these results and figure out the best and worst results from a given input/indicator set, record it, and then adjust it, keeping the best ones.
Along the way, I can also see what markets work for certain trading systems. I don't expect it to be chartable, but if I can shit it out into a spreadsheet I can go from there

[Anonymous No.54340873]

>>54340796
It's the pajeets out of a job now that AI can take over their phone desk jobs.

[Anonymous No.54340877]

>>54340865
It was up down in the -3.90s earlier, mostly staying around the -3.70s all night. It's over.

[Anonymous No.54340894]

>>54340866
damn that would be a hella lot of work make sure to rule out "false" data like only searching for the best of each play. for instance macd line crossing over zero into positive while also price being above the 50sma or opposite for both if going short, and not just macd line crossing over the signal line arbitrarily. I dont know how you would accomplish this however.

[Anonymous No.54340906]

>even if my stock moons I’ll never have the big pp like on /gif/
>no woman will ever be impressed or excited
It hurts

[Anonymous No.54340909]

No rocker update this week? Or did I miss it? Now idk what to pretend to be interested in buying tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54340910]

>>54340862
I really, really, really hope they do a reverse split.

[Anonymous No.54340914]

Someone explain what’s been going on with these goddamn banks. I don’t mean spoon feed me, because I’ve read up recently from mainstream (probably banks funded) sources.

I’ve been heavy in the Ai/LLM scene the past few weeks and have been ignoring finance (not so much ignoring as reveling in what’s to come)

Are we in the middle of another banking crisis?

[Anonymous No.54340930]

>>54340914
not even close its not like 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QvUAL7Vs_0

[Anonymous No.54340933]

>>54340474
>2 weeks away

Only 2 more weeks sirs. I do remember Noticed Anon's post though. It is in the archive as well. Unfortunately I didn't care enough to actually test it out myself at the time, and it seems like most people skipped over his post.

[Anonymous No.54340940]

>>54340906
>this is what porn does to your brain.

[Anonymous No.54340943]

>>54340910
KEK!
Yes, but one thing that for sure will not happen is me watch that shit.

[Anonymous No.54340961]

>>54340910
>>54340943
And that's despite picrel

[Anonymous No.54340970]

>>54340894
It's not as hard as you think. I still have to implement it of course but the idea is
>Have a bunch of indicators with whatever settings
>Have a LongSignal function pointer/delegate that you can put whatever logic into
>This lets you customize whether you want to check for MACD doing a baseline cross or RSI being above a certain value or whatever
>Basically attach any number of indis to a strategy unit and make sure they all run through the logic without breaking
>If everything looks gucci, simulate a buy order

Still probably a few months before I have anything productive or useful though

[Anonymous No.54340975]

>>54340961
Rocker is really really bad at investing. He's avoided putting things in his ass by complete luck, and by scoopsies not being attracted to him

[Anonymous No.54340984]

>>54340474
>>54340933
why is it always 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.54340990]

>>54340984
Who knows

[Anonymous No.54341026]

>>54340940
More like what it does to society

[Anonymous No.54341037]

>>54340990
I think its cool how much human society and psychology affects the stock market. Imagine how boring it would be if 99% of traders were bots and algos.

[Anonymous No.54341040]

>>54340970
pretty cool, sounds straight forward, good luck with your project. ill probably try start learning how to do this, is it much harder than pine? ive never written anything just edits

[Anonymous No.54341042]

SELL SELL SELL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaTiU_SUfko

[Anonymous No.54341044]

Anyone keeping up with the MSFT acquisition of ATVI? Sony clearly lost momentum and the merger is going ahead.

[Anonymous No.54341054]

The inflation rate seems to be 50% a year based on my expenses recently

They are supressing the real rate of inflation, the government screwed everyone over with their ridiculous covid stimulus. The entire financial industry is collapsing because of a fucking cough.

Most people have no clue just how badly savers got screwed, its almost robbery. My savings have been halved based on purchasing power.

[Anonymous No.54341055]

>>54341042
>11 days old
Bank failing was canceled a week ago bobo
we are back to the scheduled golden bullrun

[Anonymous No.54341071]

>>54341055
meanwhile FRC stock still getting annihilated
also checked dubs

[Anonymous No.54341082]

>>54341071
Idk if I should buy in tomorrow or not. It should fail, but I just feel like it wont

[Anonymous No.54341085]

>>54341037
That's the funny thing, the more belief something has, the more self reinforcing it becomes. If everyone trades 50 MA and uses the default, then it's known how the market will react. Firms often use proprietary algorithms in a game of cat and mouse. But that can be dangerous too, because it means if you're a market maker or big firm, you can churn the piece and make people capitulate because you know exactly how the majority is trading. I think it's said that something like 99% of traders lose money, and this is just something I'm fucking around with to develop and edge, some kind of awful mixture of quant, TA, and macro analysis

>>54341040
Pine isn't too bad, but it's a scripting language at the end of the day. As long you understand logic itself, programming is largely the same; it's just the syntax that changes between languages for the most part.
C# is object oriented, though. This means you have to keep track of types and instantiate objects, and there's a little extra fluff for declaring things. Scripting languages are often dynamic/duck-typed which I think is easier to learn. Keep in mind I have about 8-12 years of hobbyist C# experience, though. Part of it is my refusal to learn Python or other languages, haha

>>54341044
I hate MSFT, but as long as they have good margins, they'll do alright. I fear they suffer from pajeet middle management, which tends to kill a company over time; but having said that, they have a lot of IPs now. I remember laughing at the $2 bn Minecraft deal they made, but it's been a consistent brand with a lot of income.

[Anonymous No.54341090]

>>54341026
nobody is forcing you to watch porn coomer

[Anonymous No.54341098]

looks like it's gonna be a two cups of tea evening. i'm putting on the kettle.

[Anonymous No.54341105]

>>54341098
>2 cups 1 handle
Is this bullish or bearish

[Anonymous No.54341108]

>>54340975
That sure does seem like a complex method of avoiding putting things in one's ass. I myself have just not put things up my ass and let that be that. Not that I have to put any effort into it, what with putting things in my ass never, ever crossing my mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BOFQ-eU7m8

[Anonymous No.54341115]

>>54341105
maximum bearish

[Anonymous No.54341126]

>>54341082
Why should it fail?

[Anonymous No.54341127]

>>54341108
He just keeps betting on something going in his ass. I think he wants to lose desu

[Anonymous No.54341138]

>>54341127
You cannot succeed without taking risks

[Anonymous No.54341139]

>>54341126
Once a company hires an advisor it's unironically over.

[Anonymous No.54341141]

I crave free cash flow. When I get it, I will use it to purchase more free cash flow.

[Anonymous No.54341143]

Stop FUCKING selling.

[Anonymous No.54341145]

>>54341139
Yeah but I asked why they should fsil.
I’m guessing the consultants are to facilitate a sale and to better help work with the govt

[Anonymous No.54341151]

Oh yeah I heard the yield curve is starting to uninvert? Or at the very least, the 2/10 spread seems heading up back to 0. I'm going to say we'll having some nasty shit happening to the market within 2-3 months or so

[Anonymous No.54341161]

>>54341126
Big paper losses. It's hanging on by money getting pumped in and the chance of being bought. How many shares do you have and how high do you think it can recover?

[Anonymous No.54341165]

Is anyone else tired of dealing with all this bullshit? All this stress and nonsense just to match inflation?

I feel like the game was rigged before I was born 30 years ago. I'm not allowed to say ANY money apparently, and the right move was to buy a house and let the government inflate the dollar away. Its all so tiring, I feel robbed

[Anonymous No.54341166]

AI is bullish. Maybe I should ask why.

[Anonymous No.54341171]

>>54341127
Obvously!
>>54341138
kek! TRUTH tho, fr fr no cap (fr fr no cap)

[Anonymous No.54341178]

>>54341165
>I'm not allowed to say ANY money apparently
Real assets are money, mainly silver and gold. Banks accept those and give you paper IOUs in return. It's just credit. Play with it while you can to "inflate" your wealth.

[Anonymous No.54341182]

You better go all in Miko poster

[Anonymous No.54341191]

>>54341165
>say ANY money
Save any money*

[Anonymous No.54341193]

>>54341138
As my late uncle used to say:
"nuthin' veentured nuthin' gained"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3lywwIxsfU

[Anonymous No.54341196]

>>54341165
>Is anyone else tired of dealing with all this bullshit? All this stress and nonsense just to match inflation?
30 years ago, the game was more rigged than it was 60 years ago.
Today, the game is less rigged than it will be 30 years from now.

It's a game. As long as you're living within your means, aren't a complete retard, and can save money, you can probably continue your lifestyle. How many normalfags have a house, high levels of debt, spend 80% of their income, or have 1-2 asset classes? Probably at least 90% of the middle class or more. Very very few people are financially literate in the US these days.

[Anonymous No.54341201]

>>54341161
I have zero shares.
Why should their paper losses matter, the run on FRC is over they haven’t had to sell securities to cover the liquidity problems.
They will have profitability issues from borrowing all that cash from the discount window and new btfp though for sure.
I’d say there’s a less than 25% chance the fdic takes them over

[Anonymous No.54341215]

>>54341182
Wait did they really go public?! Is it THAT cover corp?

[Anonymous No.54341220]

>>54341215
Oh yeah, my friend mentioned this to me as well. His VTuber or whatever thing listed in Japan the other day

[Anonymous No.54341224]

>>54341201
So why not buy a stack? If they survive, then the price will rebound

[Anonymous No.54341226]

I'm watching Boiler Room right now. It's kino. I wish I was rich instead of a wagie. If the market crashes 90% tomorrow I will be rich instead of a wagie. I will now make myself two turkey burgers and a cup of rice, then I will finish watching Boiler Room and go to sleep, dreaming of crashes.

[Anonymous No.54341227]

>>54341166
NVM, it’s data only goes up to 2021

[Anonymous No.54341229]

>>54341215
Limited offering but yes, controlling majority still owned by Yagoo, A-chan and Mizuho bank.

[Anonymous No.54341241]

>>54341224
Just because I don’t think they’ll go under doesnt mean I want to buy shares in a company with questionable profitability. They may also have to sell pieces off too, I don’t know what a fair value for them would be

[Anonymous No.54341244]

>>54341226
My favorite scene is when Scott Caan is making a chicken cross the road joke and his punchline is "TO SUCK THIS DICK!"

[Anonymous No.54341255]

>>54341241
Higher than $12. Most of that loss was momentum and the assumption they were going bankrupt

[Anonymous No.54341259]

>>54341226
That reminds me, I need to buy more meat next time it's on sale here (Apr 7), I wanna keep about a month in the freezer just in case something happens

>>54341241
>I don't want to buy shares in a company with questionable profitability.
Wall Street likes growth. You can forecast a company's net value based on future value of current cash flows. The fundamental value of a company is a known quantity. Eg, we can assume a company's FMV is usually correctly priced.
But if the company doesn't continue to grow, then the value will decline. Why wouldn't you want to put money in a growing company? Investors need a constant incentive to park money in something.

[Anonymous No.54341263]

>>54341166
It also seems pretty flirty

[Anonymous No.54341265]

>>54341196
Can't believe 64% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck. Imagine spending everything you have every two weeks.

[Anonymous No.54341267]

>>54341263
>It
That's anon's female broker!

[Anonymous No.54341279]

>>54341259
I know how valuation works. I’m saying I don’t know how to value THIS bank right now. Needs more information to shake out
Obviously you can gamble now and buy $25 calls or somewhere there. It’s an interesting time.
I just wanted to know why people are of the opinion this bank SHOULD fail

[Anonymous No.54341282]

OIL BROS..............is the dumping over?

[Anonymous No.54341293]

I hate anglos for being the golem of the Jews

[Anonymous No.54341306]

>>54341293
why dont you do something productive with that hate

[Anonymous No.54341311]

>>54341293
They've suffered enough let them be happy

[Anonymous No.54341312]

>>54341279
If you think it won't fail then you should at least gamble on one call

[Anonymous No.54341322]

>>54341311
Battle of Hastings was like 5 years ago, they can get over it.

[Anonymous No.54341324]

>>54341226
I rewatched Meatballs earlier. It's one of my favorites. How much do you think it would cost to buy a summer camp?

[Anonymous No.54341326]

>>54341312
I can’t because of my job:^)

[Anonymous No.54341334]

>>54341326
>He still wagecucks for Big4

Do people really?

[Anonymous No.54341347]

Holy shit bobos eternally BTFO today. Europe gonna be pumping and US will follow suit. There is quite literally nothing negative on the horizon for the foreseeable future. CPI expectations showing inflation cooling down. We are close to the end bros

[Anonymous No.54341349]

>>54341334
lol fortunately not at one of those cubicle farms

[Anonymous No.54341354]

>>54341279
I'd say it's just as degenerate as trading a news cycle or event. There's a lot of unknowns at play and candles are as likely to shit upwards as downwards. I'd probably swing it but with reduced risk; there are probably safer plays with better returns

[Anonymous No.54341357]

>>54341354
>better returns
It can go back over $100. Show me a safer 10×

[Anonymous No.54341360]

>>54341357
Inverse /smg/ ETF

[Anonymous No.54341364]

>>54341229
Daaamn, I didn't relize A-chan was that powerful. If those shares ever become available in America I'll load up.

[Anonymous No.54341372]

>>54341360
But /smg/ is telling me to invest in inverse /smg/. How does that work?

[Anonymous No.54341374]

what do people mean when they say "im swing trading"


Does it mean they see a bullish trend, or green candle and then they just hold until the trend reverses? Like where is the logic - are they just following the herd? How do you exactly "swing" a trade - and forgive me if this sounds stupid

[Anonymous No.54341375]

If FRC is still under 15 before their earnings report in April you guys gonna pull the trigger?

[Anonymous No.54341376]

>>54341354
>>54341357
I think the best case for FRC is the govt buys a bunch of their loans/securities at par and the bank exists in a MUCH smaller version of itself, like 110b asset range
I don’t think that’ll happen though. Also their NIM will be fucked for at least a year and they’re probably going to have to fire a bunch of people.

[Anonymous No.54341378]

exactly as I foresaw it

[Anonymous No.54341380]

>>54341364
She basically co founded the thing. Pitched, managed and ran a dinky vr start up of 3 people into the current king of global weebs.

[Anonymous No.54341385]

>>54341374
usually it means the timeframe they are holding for. anywhere from a few days to a few weeks generally.

[Anonymous No.54341386]

>>54341374
Swing trading is short term momentum trading

[Anonymous No.54341388]

>>54341364
This is why you should have international broker accounts so you can trade obscure shit on other markets like Japan or ASE or EU, before they get penetration over here

>>54341372
Just follow your heart

>>54341374
Swing trading involves trends/momentum. The timeframes can differ, but look at the weekly chart for gold, for example. Someone would wait for it to establish a pattern over several candles, and then enter a position, exiting when their TP or SL is hit.
It's similar to, but quite different from reversal trading, which is very hard to do properly.

[Anonymous No.54341394]

Seeing a lot of small tech companies hiring again. I think Jerome really did start the QE presses because I thought everyone was still in hiring hell.

[Anonymous No.54341395]

When my liver aches, it means there's going to be a stupidly unreasonably euphoric bullrun in the week. Meme stocks will rebound stupidly high. We're talking January 2021 levels of retardation here. Absolutely Dionysian euphoria.

[Anonymous No.54341399]

>>54341374
I always just assumed it was people scoping out high IV stocks and buying the dip and selling when they reach their target gain or loss limit.

[Anonymous No.54341400]

>>54341347
>foreseeable

[Anonymous No.54341406]

>>54341395
>When my liver aches
You okay, brother? Maybe lay off the drinking...
>euphoric bullrun
Absolutely agreed. Cannot wait.

[Anonymous No.54341413]

>>54341395
We have not yet reached the second peak. Beware 420-450 levels.
Seriously look at SPY computer on the weekly and zoom out.
Right now I'm +silver/-gold and waiting for things to shoot upwards for a few weeks

[Anonymous No.54341420]

>>54341376
Or they get bought out and the new owner puts them at a higher share price

[Anonymous No.54341425]

>>54341376
Yeah I don't see a reason why their 80B in client deposits that left are going to come back. That's what concerns me about FRC.

[Anonymous No.54341426]

Svb sale went through finally
wonder what it means for the market

[Anonymous No.54341437]

>>54341090
Women’s expectation though

[Anonymous No.54341438]

>>54341413
wow where did u get this chart from, can i save ac copy?

[Anonymous No.54341440]

>>54341426
Who botted?

[Anonymous No.54341441]

>>54341425
Yeah probably most of that is not coming back, the bank will look a lot different going forward

[Anonymous No.54341450]

Getting real tired of the smell of curry

[Anonymous No.54341457]

>>54341450
Curry is Britain's national dish

[Anonymous No.54341459]

>>54341450
>CEO of making warm brown liquid
KEK

[Anonymous No.54341476]

>>54341450
>>54341450
do not redeem the frappucino sirs

[Anonymous No.54341484]

>>54341440
First Citizens Bank (FCNCA)

[Anonymous No.54341490]

Where is the john rocker youtube archive?

[Anonymous No.54341494]

What do you guys think about the
>just put everything into SPY bro it always goes up eventually
Advice?

[Anonymous No.54341495]

>>54341490
Where is the library of Alexandria? Lost to time. Left only as scraps, scattered in memories and hard drives.

[Anonymous No.54341505]

>>54341494
How would "buy and hold the entire Mexican stock market" have worked for most of the 20th century? I'd say that's probably the outlook for SPY in the 21st.

[Anonymous No.54341508]

>>54341490
Lost in the scattered mosaic of the old net. Well have to send runners in to find them

[Anonymous No.54341516]

>>54341494
Yes, but - the average return is 8-10% over time. That includes really good years and really bad years.
The biggest caveat is that we just had 20-30 years of unprecedented economic growth. It feels like the world is slowly unwinding and getting fucked. At best, I expect poor returns or crabbing for 2-3 years.
DCAing over time is actually not a bad strategy. I've been trading for 3 years and contributing to WMT for 6, and it's almost doubled in that time, and has generally hasn't shit the bed. So, it's just a matter of preference, but you could do worse things with your money

[Anonymous No.54341517]

>>54341494
INVEST AND FORGET IS OVER
NOW IT'S VOLATILITY AND CRABBING FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS

[Anonymous No.54341522]

>>54341495
>>54341508
That's awful. As a day 1 viewer, his content needed to be archived. I'm at a financial loss.
Current day Rocker is a pale image of his former self. Former Rocker had insight that should have been spread to all young investors.

[Anonymous No.54341524]

>>54341494
The dollar cost average strategy has worked for all of US market history. It assumes several years of drawdown will turn around eventually. The problem with this is the Nikkei pattern (Japanese stock market). Dollar cost averaging in to the Nikkei at the wrong time period would have been a losing strategy.

[Anonymous No.54341527]

>>54341494
Stupid. If I wanted to do that then I wouldn't have a self directed. I'm here to lose, or accidentally gain, money at a much faster rate than the SPY

[Anonymous No.54341545]

>>54341450
Good for them. Why so hateful and bitter, m8?

[Anonymous No.54341548]

Goodnight /smg,

I'll get to wake up and enjoy another few hundred dollars lost, because I hold broad total stock ETF's and the powers that be want to see me become destitute.

The system is designed to enslave me, and it is winning.

[Anonymous No.54341552]

>>54341545
Post hands

>>54341548
Goodnight alt right!

[Anonymous No.54341555]

>>54341524
>waiting 30 fucking years to see green
Holy kek

[Anonymous No.54341558]

>Order £300 of Amazon items
>Jeet delivery driver can't be bothered to deliver it, so marks it as "Undeliverable - Item damaged in transit"
>Have to wait for jeet to return it to warehouse
>Have to wait further 5-7 business days for refund
>They won't re-dispatch, have to place a new order

Fuck Amazon - trash company.

[Anonymous No.54341559]

>>54341545
Anglos can't stop seething

[Anonymous No.54341565]

I hate Joe Biden so much it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.54341570]

>>54341555
yerp

[Anonymous No.54341572]

Deutsche Bank

[Anonymous No.54341574]

>>54341555
Long term dca faggots don't seem to realize that whatever gains you get from the stocks are outweighed by your loss of time left alive. What good is a 2x over 30 years if you're 60 by the time you can enjoy any of your savings

[Anonymous No.54341575]

red day?

[Anonymous No.54341579]

>>54341572
DAX just opened fucking green

[Anonymous No.54341586]

>>54341565
ive started to gain some healthy respect for him in all this. he's just your average grumpy old man who wishes for a time when everyone was happy and smiling again.

[Anonymous No.54341590]

>>54341555
Maybe someday

[Anonymous No.54341593]

all of a sudden that (feather) indian bank's rates looking pretty good

[Anonymous No.54341596]

>>54341572
>Deutsche Bank
They didn't opt for the extra slice of $3 cheese, huh? Classic mistake.
I, however, am going *LONG*. See you nerds, l8r.

[Anonymous No.54341603]

>>54341558
Look into chink Amazon

[Anonymous No.54341624]

>>54341586
He fucking destroyed the economy, my portfolio, and cost me my job. Now I have to move back to another state (which I hate) for work. He's the worst president since the civil war 150 years ago.

[Anonymous No.54341625]

>>54341575
probably green, unfortunately. macro feels like time is on its side for positioning for the crash and recession

[Anonymous No.54341636]

>>54341624
looking forward to your mugshot in the next Drumpfening

[Anonymous No.54341639]

>>54341590
I eagerly await when it hits that top again to see the inevitable 'cup n' handle, innit?' comments.

[Anonymous No.54341643]

you can cup and handle deez nuts

[Anonymous No.54341645]

>>54341636
Fuck you faggot, he's fucking destroying the country. I will never financially recover from his presidency.

[Anonymous No.54341646]

>>54341347
Heh, never mind all these banks continuing to collapse, interest rates continuing to rise (and Powell reiterating that THERE WILL BE NO FUCKING CUTS), corporate earnings declining because the consumer is broke, layoffs continuing, geopolitical issues... the macro environment is definitely bullish!!!

[Anonymous No.54341653]

>>54341646
You left out record high debt

[Anonymous No.54341655]

>>54341645
well me and everyone that i know has been doing quite well, and we don't even credit biden for much of it because we're not retards that think the president controls the economy

[Anonymous No.54341659]

>>54341655
Not sure if trolling or an actual shill.

[Anonymous No.54341664]

>>54340360
Wish earnings happened already

[Anonymous No.54341671]

>>54341653
I left out lots and lots of things because the list is too long.

Why the FUCK are futures FUCKING green again, why won't this FUCKING market go down already and how long do I have to sit on this underwater goddamn Nasdaq short?

[Anonymous No.54341673]

I'm fucked

[Anonymous No.54341680]

>>54341673
...in a good way?

[Anonymous No.54341684]

>>54341671
>it's not me, the market is wrong
ty for the entry liquidity

[Anonymous No.54341694]

>>54341673
omedetou

[Anonymous No.54341704]

>>54341476
>frappucino
>frap
>FRRRRAP
Oh man I cannot have any coffee for weeks now.

[Anonymous No.54341711]

>>54341664
Why do you lie? Q1 earnings won't be out until may 4th

[Anonymous No.54341719]

>>54341704
>his name is Lax-man

[Anonymous No.54341750]

>>54341704
>he doesn't drink sugar free energy drinks

[Anonymous No.54341753]

Pump because fuck you hahahah. Everyone thinks they are little michael bury.

[Anonymous No.54341755]

>>54341750
>sugar free
ameribro……..

[Anonymous No.54341758]

>>54341750
>sugar free
No, monster Creamsicle is the best one

[Anonymous No.54341761]

Its going to retrace after the morning poompa, and im gonna make a killing off of it :)

[Anonymous No.54341768]

>>54341750
Have fun with your cancer

[Anonymous No.54341770]

>>54340265
Why the fuck is DAX such a meme? I knew this bullshit would reverse until monday, but cmon, at this point it's ridiculous. Fuckin full reversal, all fear, all risk forgotten.

[Anonymous No.54341771]

Fucking 3 month yields are pushing 5%, what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.54341776]

>>54341770
Ive long given up on trading DAX, its a clusterfuck

[Anonymous No.54341792]

First Citizens Bank bought SVB

[Anonymous No.54341799]

>>54341792
What's their AUM?

[Anonymous No.54341803]

looking a bit shaky here moo moos

[Anonymous No.54341809]

>>54341792
>▶
ded soon
>>54341776
Absolutely understandable. I will try shorting it til 14k if not lower, but damn, it's a risk considering how retarded DAX is. Constantly switching constituents and dividens pushing it up over the years AND burgers pumping it, because they see their own stocks as garbage

[Anonymous No.54341814]

>>54341792
>>54341799
Looks like only $100B. They're acquiring a bank over twice their size. How can they afford to absorb that kind of a loss?

[Anonymous No.54341839]

>>54341814
>So we'll drop the bag off the truck just outside their HQ and you guys come pick it up
>Of course it'll work, we use the "fell of a truck" excuse all the time.

[Anonymous No.54341854]

>>54341770
how do you guys trade DAX?

[Anonymous No.54341855]

>>54341839
I mean the underwater assets and needing to help depositors cash out. But the cost of the acquisition too, I guess. It seems like a lot for a bank of that size to take on.

[Anonymous No.54341860]

My girl Cathie dropped a vid

[Anonymous No.54341865]

>>54340317
>Curiosity stream
I wonder how do people who bought SPAC 3 years ago feel about their investment. Goddamn gamblers

[Anonymous No.54341872]

shill me something to hold for a year

[Anonymous No.54341881]

>>54341872
SCVLeady

[Anonymous No.54341885]

Tell me how to buy this stock as nonjapanese

[Anonymous No.54341896]

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

[Anonymous No.54341895]

>>54341872
BOIL

[Anonymous No.54341897]

>>54341854
by luck as it has no grounding in fundamentals, lol

[Anonymous No.54341900]

>>54341897
The fundamentals are inflation. Its real value isn't increasing.

[Anonymous No.54341901]

>>54341885
IBKR

[Anonymous No.54341906]

>>54340657
Ask insiders who are selling their shares

[Anonymous No.54341917]

>>54341900
it's degenerate speculation. The hope the consumer will burden the costs the companies are loading up on them. This won't work forever. Look at Sweden today, consumer credits LOWEST since +10 years. I assume this won't stop at Sweden, so consumption will decrease heavily.

[Anonymous No.54341918]

>>54341860
wood?

[Anonymous No.54341919]

>futures

https://youtu.be/_hI0qMtdfng

[Anonymous No.54341926]

just crash already

[Anonymous No.54341971]

oof

[Anonymous No.54341988]

>>54341646
>corporate earnings declining because the consumer is broke, layoffs continuing
Maybe in the US and only for some poor sods that have useless jobs. Companies are becoming more efficient and have started to remove the filth. Bullish.
People are richer now than ever and it shows. Consumption is filthy high and that's despite everything costing significantly more. Again, bullish.
Corporate earnings have not declined in the slightest here in evroland, but instead keep hitting record highs.
Inflation and recession my big juicy butt. Companies are selling stuff at higher prices, peoples' wages are increasing like crazy to the point that a nurse makes as much money as engineers (meaning people are free to consume), and people are working more and more (even getting second jobs to increase their input and consequently their spending)... everything is bullish bro
Bullbros always win

[Anonymous No.54341997]

>>54341071
There are good and bad banks. They are no different than any other business, some are managed better than others. The only difference is that when fried chicken joint goes bankrupt it doesn't result in hundreds of YouTubers producing doomporn targeting miserable people.

[Anonymous No.54342002]

>>54340317
Monday: CCL
Tuesday: Walgreens
Wednesday: Paychex
I never did business with any other company on this weeks calendar. Are they important?

[Anonymous No.54342005]

This week probably french banks will start causing conflicts, or italian or spanish. All these countries are more heavily in debt towards ECB. BNP Paribas, Credit Agricole, Santander and so on.


kek, dax just jumping 20 points in 10 seconds, gains gone, ffs, retarded bullfags

[Anonymous No.54342011]

WING
TXRH
wingstop
texas roadhouse
COST
costco
hot dog pizza

[Anonymous No.54342015]

>>54342005
*2x in a row 20 point jumps

[Anonymous No.54342037]

>>54340591
>No news during the weekend?
Nope.
Deutsche Bank still unbothered, moisturized, happy, in their lane, focused and flourishing.
Nothing at all happened.
Nothing ever happens.

[Anonymous No.54342055]

>>54342005
>This week probably french banks will start causing conflicts, or italian or spanish. All these countries are more heavily in debt towards ECB. BNP Paribas, Credit Agricole, Santander and so on.
>in debt towards ECB
A commercial bank will fail exactly today, because the country it resides in, has built debt for the last decades? Seems unlikely.
Also, ECB has not said that it will collect.

[Anonymous No.54342058]

>>54340292
pretty nice start of the week. some divvies arrived and everything is going very green

[Anonymous No.54342069]

>>54341885
Literally free money by the way. They're about to launch a huge project that will bring in a metric fuck ton of new revenue. This is an easy 3x. Keep in mind their competitors Anycolor are currently trading at 6500 yen when they marginally outperform Cover's total revenue, and although Anycolor had double Cover's profit last year, a lot of Cover's revenue was spent on R&D for their multimedia virtual project. Buying in at 1500 yen is a fucking steal. Will easily hit 4500 by the end of the year.

[Anonymous No.54342073]

>>54341770
>all fear, all risk forgotten
Of course. What fear? What risk? If something "bad" were to happen to these institutions, the state comes in to save them without fail. There is no risk or fear and the market has successfully called them out on it. Until this clusterfuck actually shows signs of actual weakness, the market will continue in its bullish trajectory.
The banks here in Euro are SACRED institutions before which we all fall on our knees, expose our butts, and happily allow ourselves to get sodomized. That's just the way life works here

[cave leaver No.54342077]

[Anonymous No.54342085]

Is that all you got mumu? Nasdaq is barely green

[cave leaver No.54342088]

[cave leaver No.54342097]

[Anonymous No.54342105]

The era of the DAXchad.

[cave leaver No.54342107]

[Anonymous No.54342112]

>>54341854
>how do you guys trade DAX?
I bought a "DivDAX" ETF last week. Its weighted towards the profitable companies in DAX. They will be OK as long as relations between Europe and China are stable. If Chna starts doing stupid things, reduce your exposure but I gess that's valid for all stock markets worldwide.

[Anonymous No.54342115]

DB about to be suspended

[cave leaver No.54342134]

[Anonymous No.54342137]

>>54341555
You don't seem to understand what DCA means. The idea is that you continue buying and bringing your average cost down. People who did that over the years are up quite a lot compared to keeping cash

[Anonymous No.54342141]

I have been left alone overnight to finish up some work. In order to finish I have to unplug some customer equipment in order to test it. I'm pretty sure I know what to unplug, but I'm nervous about unplugging the gear.

[Anonymous No.54342148]

>>54341574
So what's your advice? Gamble options, lose it all and an hero before you turn 60?

[Anonymous No.54342147]

Someone shorted the fuck out of the nasdaq as Europe opened. Europe followed it down. Someone in the US knows something bad about Europe that Europe does not yet know

[Anonymous No.54342149]

>>54341770
>>54342073
The actual fear and risk now comes entirely from "what if the government no longer has the ability to bail them out" which is societal collapse anyway.

[Anonymous No.54342150]

>>54342069
I never doubt a hag lover. I'm going in.

[Anonymous No.54342171]

>>54342115
>DB about to be suspended
False and homosexual.
DB up 1,1% currently, trading in Germany aready open.
The chart doesn't look too bad. Their current low is still higher than the October low, or Covid low. Departure from ZIRP generally is good for banks as they can get higher spreads and increase their earnings.

[Anonymous No.54342172]

>>54342134
He didn't pay?

[Anonymous No.54342175]

>>54341671
Because your macro analysis reflects your defeatist attitude to life. There has always been problems in the past and we will continue having them in the future. Normal adults face them, learn from the experience and move on. Market sees light at the end of the tunnel while your brain can't comprehend such option due to inhaling too many doomer vapors from youtube

[Anonymous No.54342184]

>>54342149
>what if the government no longer has the ability to bail them out
What? Countries like Germany and Scandinavia and similar will always be able to bail out, no matter what. Holy and sacred banks take the highest priority. That's just how life works here bro. That is a scenario which one cannot even begin to consider

[Anonymous No.54342185]

My short on bnp paribas is finally green...

[Anonymous No.54342187]

>>54342171
It's the usual permabear retardation. Every day must be the day the circuit breakers will be hit, this time. Then when it happens he'll crow like he was always right and people should have listened.

[Anonymous No.54342193]

It's another one of those days huh? Dump at europe open, we are gonna go down for a few more hours, then we start to go up a few hours before the US open then have a crabby, mildly up day in the US.

This pattern has been so reliable lately there's no way it'll hold.

[Anonymous No.54342200]

>>54342184
See >>54342149

[Anonymous No.54342201]

WTF DAXCOMPUTER WHAT IS HAPPENiGN

[Anonymous No.54342206]

Somebody knows something we don't

[Anonymous No.54342273]

why is nasdaq red?

[Anonymous No.54342293]

>>54342273
Why was it green?

[Anonymous No.54342302]

>>54342241
>>54342241
>>54342241

[Anonymous No.54342336]

>>54342037
>Nothing ever happens.
Screen-capped for future reference.

[Anonymous No.54343528]

>>54342171
so fears about DB is fud?

[Anonymous No.54343817]

>>54342302
too early, you faggot

[Anonymous No.54345310]

>ECB's Schnabel pushed for the rate statement to contain a statement that additional raising is possible.
lel

[Anonymous No.54346990]

4 active /smg/s. holy shit fuck early bakers

[Anonymous No.54348210]

>>54346990
retards bake for free and the jannies don't do the job they get paid for.

[Anonymous No.54349891]

Bump

[Anonymous No.54350136]

i lost track

[Anonymous No.54351530]

Bump :)