Ayy, its over @DeutscheBank

[Anonymous No.54322948]

I am a security wagie at Deutsche Bank HQ in Frankfurt Main. We were just informed that the entire board of directors and upper management was called in tomorrow 11 o'clock for an emergency meeting.

Prep anis for monday guys, the entire week was pretty hectic and something is clearly off. CDS is giving lots of people headaches. Trips decide what happens.

[Anonymous No.54323002]

>>54322948
big of not larp tell us more

[Anonymous No.54323015]

I gain some double by $1000 2x leverage Dow Jones financial index short (ticker: SKF) position, but life doesn’t change much. My dad is still a bit of a dick to me. Maybe the business degree I’m pursuing becomes worth a little less, but enough for me to justify going to college to work at an oil refinery and gamble my savings on the stock market. My family is friends with entrepreneurs, many of them rich, but nobody has made it big on the stock market, and for that reason they don’t understand me and they judge me. They are my role models, and they think I am wasting my life away. But it’s not easy being me, not with the shoes I am supposed to fill. Call me a cry baby, maybe I was not meant to me a man, maybe that’s by fate…

[Anonymous No.54323019]

>>54322948
Talk is we are receiving money from the FED, even though I dont know how this is supposed to work.

[Anonymous No.54323088]

>>54322948
>entire board of directors and upper management was called in tomorrow 11 o'clock
11 on a Sunday?
gl with that

[Anonymous No.54323137]

>>54322948
>>54323019
Is this

[Anonymous No.54323159]

>>54322948
>>54323019
Ffs is this about the FED giving Deutsche $60 billion? Lmao what in the clownworld? How is this legal?

[Anonymous No.54323175]

>>54322948
Post screenshot of email (or text). I want to see how they call in you Carmelos.

[Anonymous No.54323181]

>>54323159
I dont have any specifics, but seems to be it. I often consider myself too dumb to understand these financial shenanigans, but did the fed really just gave a foreign bank money?

[Anonymous No.54323200]

>>54323175
Sorry bra, they know too much already. Not many people working in my shift.

[Anonymous No.54323968]

>>54323159
This is mildly interesting. Germany and Switzerland have swap lines with the Fed so they don't need to use FIMA. It has to be a central bank that has at least 60 billion in treasuries to post as collateral so that kind of narrows it down.

Possibilities

1) Swiss National Bank who wanted to obfuscate how much money Credit Sussie actually needed so they tapped both swaps and FIMA

2) Bundesbank or Bank of Japan but they could get those dollars from the private markets or swap lines. Tapping FIMA is more expensive than the market rate so that is unlikely.

3) Hong Kong Monetary Authority. There was a huge spike in overnight lending rate this week that indicates substantial liquidity problems.

It is probably SNB but we will see.

[Anonymous No.54324241]

>>54322948
Can you try to sniff some infos out tomorrow?
Also rolling for total collapse

[Anonymous No.54324702]

>>54323159
>legal

How adorable

[Anonymous No.54324730]

>Trips decide what happens.

TOTAL ECONOMIC FUCKPOCALYPSE!

[Anonymous No.54324990]

>>54322948
What do you think about the statement scholz gave today anon?

[Anonymous No.54325024]

>>54323159
>How is this legal?

It is authorized by the Babylonian Talmud.

[Anonymous No.54325026]

>>54323019
Bullshit the fed joos wouldn't bail out Germans. They will let Germany fall and pin everything on them again

[Anonymous No.54325088]

>>54322948


Rolling for my 11 DB puts to give me generational wealth. Don't care what happens, besides that the stock price drops to only cents. Thxxx

[Anonymous No.54325095]

>>54322948
Hope it really does happen this time.

[Anonymous No.54325282]

>>54322948
The day of the rope finally happens.
>not in minecraft

[Anonymous No.54325530]

>>54325088
kek I bought one put on Friday, shit it probably moons knowing this clown market

[Anonymous No.54325555]

>>54323159
HAHHAHAHAH
$60 BILLION POOFED INTO EXISTENCE WITH THE CLICK OF A BUTTON

[Anonymous No.54325573]

>>54325530

Clown market pumped 2nd half of Friday, so I got a good deal on them. Don't be such a negative faggot.

[Anonymous No.54326190]

>>54325555
The worst thing is that it literally works like that. Billions poofed into existence, devaluing the hard labor of every person alive and for generations to come. Just because some shit people don’t want to let us off the plantation. Fiat slavers to eternity.

[Anonymous No.54326217]

Nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.54326332]

Retard here, what does this mean for crypto?

[Anonymous No.54326347]

>>54326332
brown hands typed this

[Anonymous No.54326362]

>>54323159
>FIMA=FEMA for whitey

[Anonymous No.54326365]

Nothingburger

[Anonymous No.54326378]

>>54325530
>probably moons knowing this clown market
even 1 call solves that problem

>buh den it goes sidewayz!
Look at the bigger picture. Shit has been propped up far too long. Some will remain. the rest by the wayside.

The market is curing cancer. In itself.

[Anonymous No.54326392]

>>54322948
God damn derivategeschafts ! every fucking time

[Anonymous No.54326482]

>>54326190
Give an inch, take a mile. The Fed better start giving us our gibs before they get taken out (to the minecraft ball)

[Anonymous No.54326616]

>>54323181
The Fed had swap lines with the SNB, which in turn had a hand in UBS taking over CS. I don't think Deutsche will get the Fed money though. But if they do, expect the same as with CS where they'll zero the CoCo/AT1 bonds.

[Anonymous No.54326712]

>>54326616
If it is not handled improperly it will be fine and will actually solve the financial problem.

Banks look like they are cashing in on themselves before some sort of global currency re-structure event.

Basically banks have become like water treatment facilities or power plants.
They don't need to be everywhere and they know it.

Governments are cashing in too as well as those that can see what's coming.

Just handle it and yourselves properly. Seriously. Be the calm in the storms to come.

[Anonymous No.54327619]

>>54322948
>Trips decide what happens.
Deutsche bank defaults signing the death sentence of the Eurozone and making Europoors a 3rd world region.

[Anonymous No.54327791]

>>54322948
The stock will hit $13.64 by Thursday and I'll make millions

[Anonymous No.54327812]

>>54322948
It's going to be a green dildo mid week clown shit

[Anonymous No.54327849]

>>54323088

German time, anon

[Anonymous No.54327869]

>>54323159

Everything legal when tiny hats make the rules.

[Anonymous No.54329502]

>>54322948
Deutsche collapses causing cascade effect similar to 1929 and eventually indirectly leads to WW3.
Everyone shall be drafted.

[Anonymous No.54329513]

>>54322948
Deutsche collapses, merges with Commerzbank, everyone lives just like before.

[Anonymous No.54329592]

>>54329513
>>54329502
yes

[Anonymous No.54329619]

>>54323159
The whole western "economy" is a fantasy economy backed by worthless paper lmao, welcome to reality

[Anonymous No.54329874]

>>54323200
The larp reveals himself

[Anonymous No.54329928]

>>54322948
hi fren. I sit across the street.

[Anonymous No.54329935]

>>54322948
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I STILL HAVE 200 EUROS ON THAT SHIT BANK WHICH I CANT WITHDRAW SINCE I ALREADY TOOK OUT 2k IN THIS QUARTAL AAAAAAAAAAAA

[Sam Ballman Fried No.54329967]

>>54323968
Elaborate please

[Anonymous No.54330030]

>>54329619
>The whole western "economy" is a fantasy economy backed by worthless paper lmao, welcome to reality

Correct. Our economy is based on selling each other cups of coffee.

[Anonymous No.54330054]

>>54330030
>>54329619
it's based on importing immigrants. The masters are happy. It's a big success.

[Anonymous No.54330105]

The eternal Anglo trying to destroy all continental European banks

[Anonymous No.54330254]

Did Ackman publish a new tweet

[Anonymous No.54330613]

>>54322948
As someone who works with derivatives, its still baffling to me that people are so dumb to bring of derivatives notional vs equity of a company. Just beyond me how dumb people can be.
It's like comparing covid with a Boeing 747. Yeah they are different sizes by an order of magnitude, so what?