DOJ probe into Credit Suisse and UBS

[Anonymous No.54296262]

>DTCC didn't like stinky Debit Sissies bags of +226% short interest and leveraged on leveraged derivatives excrement bet agains GME
>Gun to head clause starting to waiver as time goes on and cannot dispell the curse 3 days into negotiations
>If the DTCC is successful in removing obligations to inherit the bag, the bank unofficially fails and ALL of Debit Sissie's derivatives are redeemed
>This would cause a global banking failure cascade that could kill the B.I.S.
>Suddenly mere hours ago, DOJ probe into BOTH UBS and Debit Sissies probe under the guise of Muh Russia as an escape rope search attempt
>Kenny continues to illegally naked short to this day univestgated by the DOJ despite tens of thousands of complaints
Have you noticed that the DTCC or the B.I.S. is fucked? Shrimply, Frank; you're fried.

Either way, GME is going to squeeze soon.

[Anonymous No.54297894]

The margin call on Archegos Capital that bankrupted Credit Suisse is simply the beginning of the cascade. The Swiss government threw them another $15b but all that's going to do is add money to the infinity pool.

[Anonymous No.54298363]

I hold both GME and AMC.

[Anonymous No.54299083]

>>54296262
Just woke up and the levels of FUD and slide threads on biz and pol have never been lower and banks in free fall could explain this.

[Anonymous No.54299089]

>>54299083
*quality levels of FUD and slide threads

[Anonymous No.54300200]

>>54299089
. . . Wait, I forgot I have twenty shares of GME I never sold. Oh fuck yes

[Anonymous No.54300329]

>>54296262
>American government probing into European banks
What the fuck? How are they so happy getting assraped by a foreign government

[Anonymous No.54300383]

>>54296262
>Debit Sissie
kek
we're all fucked

[Anonymous No.54300568]

>>54300383
The Kali Yuga is here.
Surf's up.

[Anonymous No.54300638]

>>54297894
Since September 2022, the U.S. had been pumping liquidity swaps into Switzerland. Perhaps in preparation. Now it is one of the 5 central banks pumping funds desperately to backstop the Federal Reserve/J.P. Morgan assets warchest, 0% T-bill accumulation and discount window function. There could be something deeper to this, however. Most likely desperation to bail out water from a ship that wasn't ran tightly or cohenrantly.

[Anonymous No.54300664]

>>54300638
You can't save a ship that out in sea without a keel.

[Anonymous No.54300692]

If GME had a massive part in this absolute destruction of banks I'll be unable to keep my sides in check

[Anonymous No.54300766]

>>54300200
Winning. Its so easy to hold and forget.

[Anonymous No.54300846]

>>54300766
The more people who "forgot GameStop" al a Motley Fool the longer the squeeze goes on for, assuming the international market doesn't have a BIOS fatal error. If enough people forget their ComputerShare shares, the pool never closes.

[Anonymous No.54301749]

>>54296262
kek baggie

[Anonymous No.54303967]

>>54300200
And if you had these twenty shares before the split then you now have 80 :) Welcome to the world elite.

[Anonymous No.54304088]

>>54296262
>Kenny
>naked shorting
This is how I know you’re a retard please go back to your fucking faggot containment thread. You are all fucking but thief schizo idiots that missed a play and believe you can manifest another one.

[Anonymous No.54304829]

>>54300329
This is why you unironically need to lurk on /pol/ for two years