/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54242994]

Links Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.54243015]

>>54240782
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[Anonymous No.54243039]

im SICK and TIRED of losing money, everything I touched crumbles

I JUST WANT TO GET OUT AT MY COST BASIS

LET ME OUT
LET ME OUT
LET ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54243075]

>>54243039
If you have FRC please sell

[Anonymous No.54243087]

https://youtu.be/svSjs9NkOPk

[Anonymous No.54243090]

>>54243075
>up 40%
Why would that anon sell? FRC is going back to $100

[Anonymous No.54243116]

why delete the thread baggie
you are acting like a faggot

[Anonymous No.54243118]

>>54243087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kHl4FoK1Ys

[Anonymous No.54243120]

today's the day! GME earnings call at 5:00 pm eastern time! Let's see if this time they can turn a profit, they've only lost money every single call for the last 6 years

[Baggie !!cmZqah0m/Yo No.54243124]

>>54243116
I wanted the thread to be more inclusive.

[Anonymous No.54243128]

>>54243116
Who cares, market's dead.

[Anonymous No.54243149]

HAHAHA FRC CHADS WYA

ROCKER FAGGOT YOU MISSED YOUR OPPORTUNITY LMAO

[Anonymous No.54243151]

my gut feeling is saying the nvda tard power can't continue forever
but im too afraid to bet against them, the tard power has overwhelmed me

[Anonymous No.54243154]

>>54243120
This will be the day they finally show profit! All of those funko pops they sell are bound to make them profitable!
>>54243124
Why is your tripcode different? Regardless of that; filtered.

[Anonymous No.54243157]

Are you a bad enough dude to use Heiken Ashi candles?

[Anonymous No.54243159]

>-$5,5353.89
thank you Bobo!

[Anonymous No.54243163]

>>54243075
>selling before the institutional run up >missing easy gains before they dump to retail

[Anonymous No.54243170]

>FRC up 43%
Is this it? Is this the day /smg/ makes it?

[Baggie !!7E2cDTEgdmB No.54243175]

>>54243154
I've decided to change my tripcode every post using the random IDs I get every thread.

[Anonymous No.54243182]

>>54243151
Watch for the NVDA rugpull sometime today (it's already started)

[Anonymous No.54243184]

FRC slurpers euphoric

[Anonymous No.54243186]

>>54243124
gay

[Anonymous No.54243193]

>>54242994
GET FUCKED B*GGIE LMAO

[Anonymous No.54243195]

>>54243100
>>54243042
>I took some FRC profit at 17 for some BOIL
>>54243046(Cross-thread)
>buy high sell low the /smg/ way

>>54242940(You)(Cross-thread)
>>54242004(You)(Cross-thread)
>my daily rebalanced portfolio
>oOoOOooOOooOOoOOOooOOO
>
>DPST
>BNKU
>FAS
>ONG
>GUSH
>OILU
>NRGU
>FRC
>WAL
>PACW

>>54243149
kek that guy was itching to buy FRC and his order didn't fill.

>>54243170
hardly. PACW, WAL, DPST up next

[Anonymous No.54243203]

everyone geeking about FRC up 40% in one day but the real play is TSLA up 90% off the lows change my mind faggot

[Anonymous No.54243205]

>>54243154
>All of those funko pops they sell
He doesn’t know. Lego chads win again.

[Anonymous No.54243213]

>>54243157
>Are you a bad enough dude to use Heiken Ashi candles?
thats all i ever use

[Anonymous No.54243220]

I just want natural gas to higher, is that too must to ask?

down 60% in one year, how is it possible I invested in the worst commodity of the year..

I give up, im selling this today

[Anonymous No.54243226]

>>54243128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgjkth6BRRY

[Anonymous No.54243228]

>>54243205
is it going to the atarifill?

[Anonymous No.54243238]

>>54243116
>acting
Baggie IS a faggot. So glad I filtered that cocksucker.
>blah blah my ugly zipperhead wife
I hope he dies.

[Anonymous No.54243249]

Anyone watching this NVDA conference shit? AI is the next Dot com bubble

[Anonymous No.54243254]

>Director
>Corporate Astrology

Sell BNY now!

[Anonymous No.54243258]

>>54243228
Kek. Bury them with the E.T. Cartridges

[Anonymous No.54243260]

I cant believe those panicky fucking swedes crashed FRC to 12 yesterday. I hate europeans

[Anonymous No.54243262]

>>54243170
Unironically I need 200% to break even

[Anonymous No.54243274]

>>54243249
No shit dude. Only question now is when Wall St pulls the rug. Probably today or around FOMC tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.54243275]

>>54243260
Glad I didn't sell.

[Anonymous No.54243276]

>>54243260
>>54243262
>>54243170
>they think it's over
>they haven't seen the news 2 days from now
>they don't know
YOU
WILL
LEARN

[Anonymous No.54243281]

>>54242994
What does it mean when SPY and e-mini futures diverge in price?

[Anonymous No.54243282]

So did those banks really fail because they were too focused on diversity and inclusion, and forgot about being a bank?

[Anonymous No.54243286]

>>54243281
SPY futures been trading way higher than SPY for a while now

[Anonymous No.54243290]

>>54243203
>holding boomer tech vs. chad day/swing trader

What's so special about playing in Elon's piggy bank after January compared to trading COIN, MARA, CLSK, RIOT were up 50%+ in a week

If you like TSLA you might as well go leverage. TSLL/TSLQ ETFs just for you!

[Anonymous No.54243295]

>>54243282
SVB yes

FRC was simply in the crosshairs of a media hit job that led to a bank run

[Anonymous No.54243296]

>>54243220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTHNpusq654

[Anonymous No.54243305]

i love bacon egg and cheese bagels so much bros

[Anonymous No.54243309]

Come on out Rocker! Face the ridicule. We all know you’re lurking here.

[Anonymous No.54243315]

>>54243295
So basically SVB are now no more, people have lost jobs and money, maybe worse, because they wanted to hire more dykes and Muslims?

Wtf

[Anonymous No.54243316]

>>54243286
Moreso, when SPY is going up and futures are going down

[Anonymous No.54243319]

>>54243305
>"Why don't you want free healthcare anon?"

[Anonymous No.54243320]

>>54243276
>25 bps rate cut
>JPM/Citi/BAC capital infusion
The pump is gonna be glorious

[Anonymous No.54243326]

>>54243295
And of course the government said they would make SVB depositors whole while yesterday in regards to FRC Biden said "sorry fats, you lose, thats capitalism"

Thankfully the actual people in charge are promising bail outs today

[Anonymous No.54243328]

>>54243305
Based real Americans

[Anonymous No.54243335]

>>54243320
ur getting trapped

[Anonymous No.54243345]

>>54243316
are you sure you aren't just watching delayed CME/futures data?

[Anonymous No.54243348]

>>54243335
I'm down 50% I'm already trapped

[Anonymous No.54243350]

>>54243290
what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
did you just call me a boomer?
two words for you:
derivatives liquidity
the numbers don't lie
look at the volume for these contracts expiring this week
it's all about the flows my dude

[Baggie !!x5qN4SgvKLh No.54243353]

>>54243309
Did you see that African guy roast his daughter for not calling on him during the press briefings?

>>54243316
I have a feeling that Jay is going to do a 50 bps hike and really fuck shit up this time. #StayTheCourse #Inflation.

[Anonymous No.54243360]

>>54243281
>>54243286
The risk free rate is higher now so futures trade higher. It’s from the cost of carry -model

[Anonymous No.54243361]

>>54243305
I unironically lost weight when I stopped eating slop everyday n replaced w bacon, egg and cheese sammys (homemade)

[Anonymous No.54243363]

>>54243286
>SPY futures

[Anonymous No.54243364]

>>54243249
AI has too much proven utility to be a bubble. It'll grow for a few years yet.

>started using AI to handle my dating apps
>starts getting me dates because it can talk normie
>have it analyse my Portuguese and provide suggestions

[Anonymous No.54243367]

Microsofties, I'm NOT liking this one fucking bit.

[Anonymous No.54243381]

i think i might have fallen for the bank crash meme , should i just sell my deutsche bank puts at a loss

[Anonymous No.54243386]

>>54243309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM3fEJyPrrg

[Anonymous No.54243388]

Did anyone get in on that 300%?

[Anonymous No.54243399]

>>54243381
No

[Anonymous No.54243402]

>Its Le heckin QE!!!
Ummm no sweetie it’s actually a loan from the fed that has to be paid off in one year 4% interest

[Anonymous No.54243408]

Why is COIN stock mooning so much isn't crypto worthless?

[Anonymous No.54243412]

>>54243367
TECL is dying, halp

[Anonymous No.54243423]

>>54243350
well it's Fed week. All the big cap techs are riding on Dovish pivot. Bet you'd see the same in the FDN/XLC sector: MSFT, AAPL, GOOG, META, etc.

in other words: BOOMER TECH

>>54243353
where's rocker today? busy bossing around his zoomer slaves so as to not watch FRC?

[Anonymous No.54243427]

>>54243361
they're so based. when i make at home i use rye bread. also switch up for ham, swiss, kraut sometimes.

[Anonymous No.54243428]

>>54243402
What if they default a loan to the fed?

[Anonymous No.54243438]

>>54243402
In other words, QE

[Anonymous No.54243447]

>>54243423
>>54243428
>>54243438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS1g8G_njx8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS1g8G_njx8

[Anonymous No.54243450]

>>54243428
That's a problem for everyone in a year. Probably not because QE will likely be back before then. It's basically a long term repo transaction more so than QE.

[Anonymous No.54243455]

Kek @ niggervidia baggies

[Anonymous No.54243462]

>>54243438
Nah QE is when the Fed outright buys the bonds. I bet they will before these loans mature tho.

[Anonymous No.54243465]

>>54243423
don't you think the fed pivoting would be seen as a "blink" by the markets that there is more trouble ahead? like he would have to explain why he's doing what he's doing. why he's ditching his target for inflation. that would be seen as uncertainty. 25bps hike is the chad move and i think jpow is a chad

[Anonymous No.54243469]

>>54243399
why not , i just want serious answers

[Anonymous No.54243472]

>>54243428
Then Fed will bail them out, of course

HONK

[Anonymous No.54243476]

>>54243455
Nvidia AI shit felt really desperate in this presentation. Like they're just trying to prove that they have something to do with AI but really they don't

[Anonymous No.54243484]

>>54243260
you have to admit that they've lost a ton with SVB, so it makes sense that they've lost some confidence in US banking

[Anonymous No.54243492]

>>54243364
>have it analyse my Portuguese and provide suggestions
I generally think of AI as a fad as well but if it can help me learning Japanese then maybe it can be useful. How do you do this?

[Anonymous No.54243510]

>>54243476
Wall St has run out of paypigs just as the Fed is raising rates even more and the global economy is about to shit itself like never before.
They're desperate AF. They had to try and pump the AI hype train as much as they could before the rugpull.

[Anonymous No.54243515]

I fucking knew FRC was gonna pump today and I didn't buy before close yesterday fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!!

[Anonymous No.54243530]

>>54243515
>I fucking knew FRC was gonna pump today
how

[Anonymous No.54243534]

>>54243465
"pivot is how he talks". it all depends on how he answers questions in the Q&A as usual (tone, body language, etc.) and the markets/algos interpretations of them. He does 25bps and talks like Lagarde did at the ECB last week then we fly.

Then Earnings season starts again in April 13... so another several weeks of pamp is my guess.

[Anonymous No.54243537]

>>54243353
They put him at the back of the bus for a reason. Not even queer bi pocs want to talk to niggers.

[Anonymous No.54243542]

>>54243462
Just to be clear: not only does the fed currently outright buys the bonds, they buy them at par. Your bond is worth $900 on the $1000? They buy it at $1000. That's not the swap line scheme, it's another scheme they put in place when SVB and signature bank collapsed.

[Anonymous No.54243549]

Ban all Europeans from US markets

[Anonymous No.54243554]

>>54243515
>>54243530
he didn't. He said maybe not getting his order filled before close was a sign FRC would delist kek

[Anonymous No.54243556]

Small-caps are having a good day.

[Anonymous No.54243558]

>>54243530
Well not literally but Bloomberg anon told me FRC was likely going to survive. Not gonna buy in now though when it's already pumped 40%

[Anonymous No.54243561]

>>54243367
Arch really is more maintable than both Ubuntu and Fedora. I've been using arch with gnome at work for 2 years now, it's comfy and easy to use and update (fuck PPAs and repofiles)

[Anonymous No.54243562]

>>54243515
Look on the bright side. You can still short it back down

[Anonymous No.54243573]

Never trust a euro

[Anonymous No.54243574]

>>54243556
pro tip: small cap indexes are filled with regional bank stocks

[Anonymous No.54243576]

>>54243561
>Arch really is more maintable than both Ubuntu and Fedora.
Yeah. Ubuntu stopped being viable in 2014. Fedora was always broken by design (it's redhat's experimental branch and they really want you to shell out for rh).

[Anonymous No.54243579]

What the fuck why is soxl dumping

[Anonymous No.54243580]

British: Can u Swim?
Indian: No
British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims.
Indian: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog… British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks!

[Anonymous No.54243582]

>>54243534

[Anonymous No.54243583]

>>54243562
I don't think it's going back down. The fed will bail them out whenever necessary.

[Anonymous No.54243591]

>>54243530
>>54243515
i though it would bumped it to 15, not this high im like
>there a meeting to save the banks either it will dump or pump. i WAS IN DUMP AREA CAUSE IMAGINE THINKING BANK RESCUE INCREASE UR STOCK PRICES, THE REAL SHIT SHOW HASN'T EVEN STARTED THIS JUST AN APERITIF! .

[Anonymous No.54243593]

>>54243402

>So, its QE with extra steps...

[Anonymous No.54243615]

>>54243402
the fed only has 214 bill to loan, they have ran out of money already.

[Anonymous No.54243621]

>>54243615
They can literally just print more

[Anonymous No.54243624]

We already knew this but look at how this Nvidia gook never says how you can *only* do this shit he's talking about with a Nvidia GPU.
He hasn't said anything you need Nvidia for.
That 3 month run-up was bullshit.

[Anonymous No.54243627]

>>54243615
Get a load of this guy

[Anonymous No.54243628]

How is Coinbase still going up massively???

[Anonymous No.54243634]

>>54243628
News dropped?

[Anonymous No.54243635]

>>54243462
QE by any other name is still QE. You're either coping or a jew. Gold Chads were right all along.

[Anonymous No.54243641]

Why is frc pumping? Should I sell now that I've broke even?

[Anonymous No.54243646]

>>54243628
Russia bought 5B worth of BTC.

[Anonymous No.54243653]

>>54243574
Good point. Financials are like 15%.

[Anonymous No.54243654]

>>54243558
Why not sell a put at the price you were ready to pay for it. At worst you make some money.

[Anonymous No.54243656]

>>54243576
very true. I am never trying RHEL again after killing centOS.

[Anonymous No.54243661]

>>54243641
Because its undervalued and not actually failing

[Anonymous No.54243663]

>>54243641
>missed the morning dump to retail

[Anonymous No.54243664]

>>54243635
>Gold Chads were right all along.
Based except most anons here should be buying silver, better upside potential than gold by far, especially if the gsr begins to mean-revert.

[Anonymous No.54243668]

>>54243654
I could, I might just take a chance and short it, but options are obviously super expensive.

[Anonymous No.54243674]

[Anonymous No.54243676]

Oh fuck I expected a red candle today on niggervidia but this is amazing

[Anonymous No.54243678]

>bought SOXS
>NVDA immediately plunges
its really that easy

[Anonymous No.54243684]

>>54243668
He said sell a put
Meaning you collect premium, not pay it

[Anonymous No.54243692]

>>54243579
see >>54243476
slowly realizing that it's a tad overhyped

[Anonymous No.54243705]

>>54243674
Kek

[Anonymous No.54243706]

>>54243556
cheesed to meet you

[Anonymous No.54243712]

>>54243678
BUY DOLE
defense stocks actually suck not even the dividends are good

[Anonymous No.54243723]

>>54243684
Thank you. I literally face palmed the back of my skull when I read his response.

[Anonymous No.54243725]

The banking crisis is over

[Anonymous No.54243729]

>>54243684
I dunno this definitely fucks up my day as my limit order yesterday was like $0.20 from executing. I should just buy shares. Yellen said they would provide even more aid if needed and JP Morgan is basically setting up a system so other banks can invest in FRC to save the bank as well.

[Baggie !!rdz4payAmNd No.54243738]

>>54243537
Nah he asked about the origins of Covid-19 after she dodged one of Peter Ducey's questions about the lab leak, so now he's on the shit list.

[Anonymous No.54243740]

>>54243580
Can't believe all those famines started after that joke smdh so much for a bit of banter

[Anonymous No.54243757]

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[Anonymous No.54243759]

>>54243621
>>54243627
Yes so they lower the dollar value aka create inflation.

[Anonymous No.54243768]

>>54243757
lmao

[Anonymous No.54243769]

>>54243757
i'm still holding them, opened one near the top pa for today. We'll see how far it can go.

[Anonymous No.54243771]

Gay sex

[Anonymous No.54243776]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54243780]

Is everyone in the other bake?

[Anonymous No.54243793]

>>54243757
Thanks for visiting Anon's Options Shop. Unfortunately we do not offer refunds at this time. But may I interest you in some more SPY puts. We offer everything from 15 to 30 delta. These prices are a bargain!

[Anonymous No.54243796]

Based as fuck, niggervidia is bringing down the entire market

[Anonymous No.54243803]

Why is SOXS pumping? was NVDA's news that bad?

[Anonymous No.54243815]

Thoughts on ATLX?

[Anonymous No.54243820]

AHHHH IS THE SPY GONNA GO UP OR DOWN TODAY STOP CRABBING

[Anonymous No.54243827]

>>54243780
The pajeets hired by the Kremlin are busy making fraud calls again. Everyone else is probably doing dive.

[Anonymous No.54243833]

>Sold some FRC for SOXS
Aaaaand it's dumping

[Anonymous No.54243835]

>>54243796
Is anyone else buying the dip? It's so obvious it's going to get slurped just like everyday this year

[Anonymous No.54243850]

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Trrr ciak is e maind beghin de col
Bebi stei ye push yo oh

[Anonymous No.54243857]

>>54243833
Thank you for your service

[Anonymous No.54243873]

>>54243835
This would be a dumb time to slurp and it's not obvious at all.
Tomorrow is FOMC. NVDA got pumped all this time by Wall St and the rug was placed weeks ago, the evidence is all there, if you didn't notice how they got their clown kike to shill it for like one entire week then idk what to tell you, go slurp it ig.

[Anonymous No.54243878]

>>54243835
I don't know what to buy anymore. I'm just sitting here cash gang like a coward.

[Anonymous No.54243896]

>>54243878
Buy companies that turn raw resources and commodities into goods. i.e. DOLE
You're gonna need a lot of canned goods.

[Anonymous No.54243903]

>>54243835
>>54243850
>>54243873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMxX-QOV9tI

[Anonymous No.54243905]

>>54243873
God I hope so

[Anonymous No.54243906]

>>54243833
o7

[Anonymous No.54243909]

>>54242994
I heard Mac n Cheese noises while fucking my favorite prostitute. I'm feeling quite bullish after that. Oh and the only bull cases for the market would be a 25bps. 50 would cause a usual post hike reaction and a pivot would cause a sell off

[Anonymous No.54243932]

>>54243678
SOXL and NVDA aren't coupled retardbro

[Anonymous No.54243943]

>>54243896
Isn't DOLE a divvy stock though? I don't have time for that shit.

[Anonymous No.54243944]

>>54243905
I gotta say I called it pretty well, I have been saying for the past few days that they would dump during the keynote speech and the fucking speech is still going and it's still dumping.
It was obvious af.

[Anonymous No.54243949]

>>54243878
if you didn't want to play FRC yesterday you could have at least bought WAL, PACW, or 3x KRE DPST.

Other things I like to do is buy bitcoin miners sometime after the open and sell it it by noon. As long as bitcoin holds overnight levels at NYSE open then it's easy money

See: MARA, CLSK, RIOT

[Anonymous No.54243952]

>>54243793
I'm too broke to sell options on SPY anf I'm stuck with F.

[Baggie !!rdz4payAmNd No.54243955]

>>54243909
>Mac n Cheese
You mean queefs?

[Anonymous No.54243956]

>>54243878
https://youtu.be/EFEmTsfFL5A?t=3

[Anonymous No.54243968]

>>54243932
They are, you fucking spastic

[Anonymous No.54243970]

>>54243932
Aren't they? it says as much on the website

[Anonymous No.54243983]

>SCHW

[Anonymous No.54243992]

>>54243955
>you mean queefs
No i dont. Search up Mac n cheese ASMR on YouTube. It sounds like squishy and wet.

[Anonymous No.54243997]

>>54243944
It's pumping again. This dip and every dip will be slurped

[Anonymous No.54243999]

>>54243878
Buy a nice lego set with hot pajeeta waifu

[Baggie !!zbQRUCR1MNk No.54244016]

>>54243992
>Search up Mac n cheese ASMR
No thanks, I'm not into gay shit like that.

[Anonymous No.54244018]

>>54243833
Do me a favor and tell me what you are buying next time so I can immediately sell and what you are selling so I can immediately buy

[Anonymous No.54244020]

>>54243999
>hot

[Anonymous No.54244022]

>>54243999
>A street remains unshit in, in Lego City

[Anonymous No.54244025]

Is Coinbase a buy now? All I see is it going up every day for weeks now and shows no weakness

[Anonymous No.54244032]

The banking crisis is over?

[Anonymous No.54244036]

>>54243932
https://www.direxion.com/product/daily-semiconductor-bull-bear-3x-etfs
learn to read nigger

[Anonymous No.54244039]

>>54243997
Suckers rally as usual, it's going to end like every suckers rally

[Anonymous No.54244042]

>>54244016
Baggie not only so you have no gains but you also get no pussy

[Anonymous No.54244043]

ok /smg/, explain it to me like I'm a nigger:

How exactly does increasing interest rates fuck over long-dated treasury buyers such as SVB? I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.54244044]

What is Chad buying right now?

[Anonymous No.54244045]

>>54244025
It's gonna dump tomorrow when the fed cuts rates and being go back to fiat

[Anonymous No.54244050]

>>54243999
I DONT WANT TO SPEND MONEY I NEED TO MAKE MONEY!!!! WHY ARE THE RICHFAGS BEING SO JEWISH!!! JUST OUT $3K IN MY CASH APP!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54244059]

>>54244036
Then they should be sued because NVDA isn't a semiconductor company

[Anonymous No.54244064]

>>54244044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk

[Anonymous No.54244075]

>>54244039
Suckers rally since January 1? Suckers rally ending with nvidia at aths? I think I can live with that

[Anonymous No.54244076]

>>54239106
Told ya

[Anonymous No.54244077]

>>54244045
You sure about that? It got a really bullish upgrade to 200$ this morning? I thought it would dump after running insanely but it clearly keeps going

[Anonymous No.54244079]

look at all these weak bobos running away from me

[Anonymous No.54244081]

>>54244059
>NVDA isn't a semiconductor company


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Baggie !!keMNZmGft+R No.54244086]

>>54244042
I get the best of both worlds.

[Anonymous No.54244087]

>>54244043
Old treasuries worth less than new treasuries because rates are higher on new treasuries. Nobody wants old, people want new

[Anonymous No.54244089]

>>54244050
you won't get one red cent out of me

[Anonymous No.54244092]

Sell

[Anonymous No.54244096]

>>54244043
They still earn the lower interest rate and nobody wants them while shorter-term bonds have both less risk and greater reward.

[Anonymous No.54244097]

>>54244043
>SVB spends a majority of their money on "safe" bonds
>interest rates go above the percentage said bonds would pay out
>nobody wants to buy 1% bonds when interest rates are 3% percent
>oh shit depositors are pulling out money
>ahh fuck all our money is tied up on binds nobody wants to buy
In other words JPow was successful getting rid of shitty businesses making inflation worse

[Anonymous No.54244113]

>>54244081
Tell me what the fuck NVDA and trains have in common
Train conductors aren't using their graphics cards to power their fucking trains

[Anonymous No.54244114]

IS THIS IT....?
IS THIS....
THE BIG ONE?!

[Anonymous No.54244118]

>>54243850
based

[Anonymous No.54244121]

>>54244025
Not sure if Bitcoin can sustain this price level but I said that 2 months ago and it's higher now. There was some ridiculous volatility in that period though

[Anonymous No.54244128]

>>54244077
By whom? Tell me so I can blacklist them and don't say /smg/

[Anonymous No.54244131]

>>54244097
People would buy those bonds, just at prices that make the bank insolvent lmao.

[Anonymous No.54244132]

>>54244075
>ending with nvidia at aths?
That's wishful thinking. I keep telling you people that we're in a very risk off time but the market is acting like it's risk on. Everyone who likes to lose money should buy as many high beta stocks as possible today before the FOMC tomorrow. Just do it because the market is never wrong bro. The market won't dump on faggots who are chasing pumps during a time when actual fucking banks are collapsing and central banks are still figuring out what to do bro.

[Anonymous No.54244137]

How much time till the FOMC

[Anonymous No.54244139]

>>54244113
>Conductors
>Engineers
>immediately thinks of trains

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.54244147]

>>54244050
Told you to sell some puts on a stock you shilled. Come on fren we’re trying to help you out here. Think of your wife’s black daughter.

[Anonymous No.54244155]

>>54244089
That's fine. You don't have to willingly give me any money, but I will be forcefully taking your bussy.

[Anonymous No.54244165]

>NVDA DROPS ON NEWS OF COMPETITORS RELEASING NEW FULL-CONDUCTOR TECHNOLOGY

NVDAsisters.... its over....

[Anonymous No.54244169]

what does it mean if a girl shakes her ass and pussy at you while she's getting ready?

[Anonymous No.54244170]

>>54244043
Bruhhh ong listen to tha xplanaton
you want cold ass chicken from a week ago for $3 or popeyes skrait out the mf fryer for $5

[Anonymous No.54244174]

>>54244137
26 bongs

[Anonymous No.54244175]

I can't believe I was stupid enough to buy back into SOXS only to get HEEMED again with my new gains lol

[Anonymous No.54244178]

>>54244050
i already told u my wife wants to blow you anytime, Tecumseh down the road

[Anonymous No.54244179]

>>54244113
>Tell me what the fuck NVDA and trains have in common
>Train conductors aren't using their graphics cards to power their fucking trains

[Anonymous No.54244181]

>>54244132
It's worked pretty good for the past 6 months man, dunno what to tell you. It's clown world and the feds just promised unlimited liquidity to banks. Why wouldnt things reach aths? Especially when you consider inflation, nvidia should hit aths + 12% or so

[Anonymous No.54244187]

>>54244139
Low class brute doesn't even realize we're talking about orchestra conductors.

[Anonymous No.54244206]

>>54244169
That she’s not going to remove the cage no matter how good you are tonight.

[Anonymous No.54244210]

>>54242994
SI

[Anonymous No.54244211]

>>54244165
unless full conductor deposits are found inside trans cocks, david soxl's never gonna find em

[Anonymous No.54244217]

>>54244139
Trains is a hard job
>>54244147
I don't currently have enough money to buy 100 shares I only have like $1000 in my RH account

[Anonymous No.54244224]

What bee piss would I need for my SOXS to break even.....

[Anonymous No.54244226]

>>54244087
>>54244096
>>54244097
No idea what you guys are talking about.

>>54244170
Ok I get it now.

[Anonymous No.54244234]

>>54244050
Buy calls on JNUG and GLD
>>54244137
0
Weeks
1
Days
1
Hours
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[Anonymous No.54244236]

>>54244169
>shakes pussy
how would you see that? most girls don't want you to see her getting ready.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPgvNlrBfb0

[Anonymous No.54244247]

>>54244236
she bent over the dresser and shook her undercarriage

[Anonymous No.54244260]

>>54244224
Breakeven after the reverse split...

[Anonymous No.54244262]

>>54243943
You don't have time, but the money you put in it will do the time. Choose your divvies carefully.

[Anonymous No.54244263]

Its a good thing that the bank crisis has been averted, now that banks have unlimited liquidity, the market has the fuel it needs to reach ATH's ( all-time highs )

[Anonymous No.54244278]

>>54244224
If you bought at any number above 20 you're fucked. We are gonna enter a death spiral when the money printers turn back on

[Anonymous No.54244288]

>>54244263
>/smg/ makes fun of me for wanting to buy FRC at $12
>it's up 40%
tired of you niggers so much

[Anonymous No.54244296]

>>54244226
>Ok I get it now.
it's very simple. SVB's bonds were only yielding say 1% and that's locked in, but you can go direct to the Treasury and buy new bonds that yield 4-5%. why would anyone buy SVB's 1% bond when they can go get a 4% bond for the same price? they wouldn't, which is why SVB has to lower the share price on their bonds in order to get anyone to buy it

its like trying to sell a used car for the same price as a brand new car - it doesnt work. you need to lower the price on the used car in order to get anyone to buy it
used car = low yield bonds
new car = high yield treasury new bonds

[Baggie !!w8+fPFvp1da No.54244297]

>>54244247
You didn't just fuck her right then and there? I think you might have fucked up.

[Anonymous No.54244299]

>>54244079

[Anonymous No.54244302]

>>54244288
I told you repeatedly it was an easy 2x

[Anonymous No.54244305]

>>54244288
Did you actually buy though

[Anonymous No.54244313]

>>54244217
So right now $1000 will get you a contract that pays you $75 and only ties up your money until Friday. It would have been more earlier but you have been procrastinating.

[Anonymous No.54244315]

>>54244128
https://www.barrons.com/amp/articles/crypto-coinbase-bitcoin-bull-run-stock-50a5c066

>>54244121
Me neither but Bitcoin is holding 28k while COIN is rising way more and at a faster rate. Somebody is buying very heavy

[Anonymous No.54244319]

[Anonymous No.54244318]

>>54244288
Im not comfortable with this type of shit but I earned a nice modest 20% after seeing that it didnt completely shit the bed. Good luck to the rest of you holders that bought at 13 or below

[Anonymous No.54244323]

>>54244169
it's a man

[Anonymous No.54244326]

this bear is getting heemed RIP

[Anonymous No.54244332]

>>54244288
Anon the JPM news came and it immediately dumped from 17 to 12. This market is retarded.

[Anonymous No.54244333]

>>54244302
Maybe if you'd stop posting men people would listen to you

[Anonymous No.54244338]

>>54244178
I don't want a blowjob I want money
>>54244234
Finally a suggestion that works

[Anonymous No.54244340]

>>54244315
>Bo Pei
Chinese nationalist trying to steal your hard earned American dollars

[Anonymous No.54244341]

>>54244050
I will actually give you $100 if I ever make it to 100k in my options account. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.54244342]

>>54244236
>Song about a woman breaking up with a man and regretting it
>Sung with a triumphant and proud tone
The ego on these people. I wish I could be half as arrogant.
>>54244326
RIP buddy, I'm hurting badly enough as a cashgang/JEPI hybrid. (AKA cowardly fencesitter)

[Anonymous No.54244344]

>>54244326
FOMC is tomorrow you shouldn't be in the market right now

[Anonymous No.54244347]

Sold everything in my Roth last week. Waiting for a giga dump for cheapies.

How long will I wait /smg/? Not long right?

[Anonymous No.54244362]

>>54244247
bro, you're generally supposed to let her get ready without you watching, but it's really your relationship, so your comfort with each other is yours to hold. I suppose it means she's excited about something. if you're the person she's allowing herself to be that around, that's a good thing. don't overthink it, if she's with you, that's the best sign you can get. if you've been together for a while, you're allowed to ask her what she means when she does that. but most women want to show off their catch at some point, so she may be looking forward to being out with you on parade. that's a great thing, a very lovely time of life. I suggest you roll with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50-_oTkmF5I

[Anonymous No.54244368]

>>54244344
Time in the market beats timing the market

[Anonymous No.54244369]

>>54244297
Like it said. He’s wearing a cage.

[Anonymous No.54244372]

>>54244288
I did buy at 12 though. Rocker didn't.>>54243515

And Rocker was the most vocal shill outside of that FRC bagholder with 33 cost basis.

[Anonymous No.54244375]

>>54243729
I bought 100 shares this morning and immediately sold a covered call for $3.50 @ 16
FRC has to make new lows by Friday for me to lose any money

[Anonymous No.54244383]

>>54244288
It just as easily could have been -40%. If your entire investment strategy is
>will /smg/ bully me about it or not
Then you're going to go broke lad.

[Anonymous No.54244386]

>>54244044
What a let down that was to see

[Anonymous No.54244397]

unlimited deposits. how bad are banks going to get for that to occur???

[Anonymous No.54244398]

>>54244368
lol not when you're a bear

[Anonymous No.54244405]

>>54244347
I'm sitting on a frankly stupid amount of uninvested capital right now in anticipation of The Big One (tm). I feel like it's the only way to have a good life, be real fucking wealthy so I can become a Halloween industry mogul.

[Anonymous No.54244409]

Boil sisters....we rise.....I might be able to break even....

[Baggie !!9eqVes4XnVb No.54244414]

>>54244369
>He’s wearing a cage.
Couldn't he just insert the cage?

[Anonymous No.54244420]

>>54244368
this

[Anonymous No.54244426]

>>54244341
I suppose that's better than what anyone else is offering.
>>54244375
I decided to buy an April call on JNUG. They have decided to go all in on bailing out the banks so the sky is the limit for inflation.

[Anonymous No.54244425]

>>54244344
im hoping JP comes in swinging a 75 bps rate increase, but i know full well this clown show demands 25.

[Anonymous No.54244428]

>>54244405
Yeah same, should be pretty easy once the expected BIG SHORT (Michael J. Burry is calling it) happens.

I'm expecting -90% and then I can swoop in and buy a ton and get rich, they might make a movie about me too. My friends are on it as well.

[Anonymous No.54244432]

exiting here

[Anonymous No.54244441]

>>54244342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8eRzOYhLuw

[Anonymous No.54244455]

>>54244432
You better be talking about NVDA and not FRC

[Anonymous No.54244459]

>>54244319
Let's stop pretending and just nationalize the banks.

[Anonymous No.54244479]

>>54244326

[Anonymous No.54244481]

I HATE SOXS I HATE SOXS I HATE THE MARKET I HATE SOXS

[Anonymous No.54244488]

>>54244369
you're really into this cuck shit huh

[Anonymous No.54244507]

>>54244459
Nationalize this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wvue2OT-FA

[Anonymous No.54244538]

If everything in the market goes down 5 percent tomorrow the average SOXS buyer might break even lol

[Anonymous No.54244547]

>be quiet at work
>never do anything to draw any attention towards me
>complete work, go home, repeat
>slip one time
>I called in sick the wrong way and didnt follow the standard procedure
>boss calls me into his office
>"Anon, we've decided to decrease your level of responsibility because you're too unreliable"
>ask him what I can do to be seen as reliable again
>"nothing, just do your work. we will decide when we'll trust you again"

it has been 4 months and I still get treated like a retard. they wont deligate any responsibilty to me so I can prove myself again.
other coworkers had major fuck ups in the past and no one cared, but when I do something wrong they're rubbing it in my face for months. Im going insane, they're going to fire me arent they?

[Anonymous No.54244552]

So fomc tomorrow they do .25 and what happens? Up or down. Why?

[Anonymous No.54244568]

Hey you know what this stock trading stuff aint so hard after all

I'm up just by holding banks and semiconductors, shorting natural gas.

Its pretty easy, how do people lose money doing this?

[Anonymous No.54244569]

>>54244481
Just slurp every nvidia dip. Fucking free money

[Anonymous No.54244583]

>>54244488
Baggot is definitely big into cuck and humiliation fetishes.

[Anonymous No.54244601]

>>54244552
The market currently thinks there's a 20% chance it'll be zero. So perhaps the market will be slightly disappointed and fall a bit.

[Anonymous No.54244612]

>>54244547
Hopefully you’re not an autist but sounds like you are. People persons always do better at work even if they are retarded. People like being surrounded by pleasant people even if they’re incompetent. Hard pill to swallow I know.

[Anonymous No.54244622]

>>54244547
Welcome to the world of office politics. One of your colleagues, very likely the one with the major fuckups, was lying about you behind your back to your boss. You have been shitcanned. Your only chance now is to either move teams (unlikely because they'll ask your manager how you were and your manager will just repeat what your colleague told him), hope your boss gets replaced and the new boss can see through this, or change company.
In the future, you have to understand that when the team is inviting you to grab a beer after work, this is not, in fact, optional, even when they claim it is.

[Anonymous No.54244623]

>>54244552
Pretty sure it's priced in

[Anonymous No.54244624]

>>54244547
>never draw attention
fucking weird, boring guy?
>complete work, repeat
anon, you're the only one they probably trust to get work done. but you've fallen into the role of whipping boy it sounds like.
you should apply for other jobs. don't quit and don't settle for the same job nor pay. quit without 2 weeks when you start the other job, not a day sooner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwDns8x3Jb4

[Anonymous No.54244631]

>>54244552

The market could go up, down, or sideways. Bulls will be looking for momentum to the upside breaking key resistance. Bears will be looking for momentum to the downside breaking key support. Crabs will be looking for false breakouts that return to the center. If price breaks key support, prices could move lower. If price breaks key resistance, prices could move higher. If price fails to break, it will move sideways. Traders will be watching key levels next week for more information.

[Anonymous No.54244634]

>>54244547
>quiet at work
self-marketing & politicking in work is just as (if not more) important for your life as the actual work itself.

so yeah some HR or accounting chud is gonna ask your boss to pick someone to fire on the next quarterly budget. It's you.

[Anonymous No.54244643]

>>54244547
Heh, sucks to suck. My boss thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Talks about how if I quit she would probably quit too. Takes my word over anyone. Sometimes I feel like she overvalues me a bit but I do admit I am a pretty great worker and I rarely fuck up. Maybe you should work harder.

[Anonymous No.54244647]

>>54244630

>>54244630

>>54244630

[Anonymous No.54244656]

>>54244547
You're white.

[Anonymous No.54244667]

>>54244643
>Talks about how if I quit she would probably quit too.
Hope you understand that's 100% lip service and if push comes to shove she'll throw you under the bus. That's even beyond the fact she's a w*man and those are the worst possible people to work with in the workforce, drama and betrayal-wise.

[Baggie !!cc1WHYvxJF8 No.54244669]

>>54244488
He's not the guy wearing the cage watching his girl getting fucked by other men.

[Anonymous No.54244677]

>>54244647
Dear god...

[Anonymous No.54244683]

>>54244459
Is that a bad thing or a good thing?

[Anonymous No.54244692]

>>54244568
usually it's by getting cocky and stop doing basic risk-management. But otherwise yes it's that easy as long as you keep to system that results in letting your winners win bigly to compensate for losers that you cut fast.

[Anonymous No.54244720]

>>54244667
Oh definitely, but I would be disappointed in her otherwise because I would do the same. I'm already using her to try and get an in with her boss who might one day be my boss.

[Anonymous No.54244775]

Fucking hell, i sold COIN yesterday. I hate this, missed €300 in gains. Fml.

[Anonymous No.54244777]

>>54244720
Excellent, this is exactly how you should do it. You're unironically going to go far. Godspeed, anon.

[Anonymous No.54244783]

>>54244667
>people are self-protective and self-interested
it's not unheard of, but it doesn't mean the compliment isn't legit. and you may not understand this, but if you have someone who you're on good terms with as a boss, who you think is a capable boss, there's not a strange thing about following that person across multiple businesses. happens quite often.

a manager may not have your skill, and the number of people who are capable, reliable, and interesting, are limited.
>>54244683
It'd be dumb, since the perp is the Federal Reserve. You could nationalize that, and leave all the rest of the banks, though you might want to anti-trust JPM and GS.

[Anonymous No.54244787]

>>54244547
Having responsibilities is not all that great. Enjoy your freedom and wait it out. Let your co workers bust their balls for verbal praises and more responsibility.

[Anonymous No.54244806]

>>54244547
You get the same amount for less work. Why exactly are you complaining?

[Anonymous No.54244842]

>>54244683
I don't know if it would be a better or worse way to organize society, but it would be good for the country to accept that banks are not just normal private businesses and for depositor guarantees to be clear and firm.

[Anonymous No.54244859]

>>54244783
Lol. Do kids these days actually believe this?
>>54244787
>>54244806
His company very likely either has a 'cull the weak' kind of performance review system, or some criterion like 'fired if no promotion/raise in past 2 years' policy. Otherwise the only reason he should complain is if his pay sucks right now and he was banking on raises to get to where he wants to go.

[Anonymous No.54244876]

>>54244347
Depends on the Fed. Maybe you should ask them. Anything other than a 50bps hike, and I’m afraid you’ll be waiting for a while. The euphoria is strong in this market, and I think even 25bps hike will be seen as dovish with a complete pivot to follow.

[Anonymous No.54244882]

>>54244806
it's a very fine line being the laziest guy. if there's a budget problem, or if you end up in the office drama, you're unemployable in most cases with little effort. being lazy is only really good if you're good a bullshitting, you're good looking and can make a passable lie, or you have a skill or talent nobody else can replace.

[Anonymous No.54244921]

>>54244859
It's common af in sports, start-ups, and restaurants. People you can count on are few and far between. If you find one, why wouldn't you want to be around them?

[Anonymous No.54244935]

>>54244921
Damn, I want to work in restaurants now.

[Anonymous No.54244979]

>>54244547
It has nothing to do with what you did. You didn't do shit. They're just using it as a way to limit your work, build a case against you and set you up to be fired.

[Anonymous No.54245001]

>>54244935
Per your comment of complaining, that's exactly what he should do if he wants to stay. He needs to make it clear he isn't comfortable not being useful.
It also sounds like he needs to promote, specifically, what work he's getting done, because it sounds like he's unaware to whom he is reporting.

[Anonymous No.54245036]

>>54245001
>he needs to promote, specifically, what work he's getting done, because it sounds like he's unaware to whom he is reporting.
Yes, but it's generally too late for this. You have to do that before getting shitcanned, generally once you're shitcanned there's no coming back from it barring major company restructuring or having already befriended some manager in another team or org beforehand.
> He needs to make it clear he isn't comfortable not being useful.
Ship has sailed there, beside he already shared that message when he asked his boss what he needs to do to be seen as reliable.

[Anonymous No.54245056]

[Anonymous No.54245101]

>>54245036
From what we know, there's no way to know this. They may have been expecting him to speak up for himself. There are a ton of variables we don't have. What type of business, what management style does the board promote, is this growth, cash, public facing, etc. etc.

[Anonymous No.54245139]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILWSp0m9G2U

[Anonymous No.54246339]

>>54243182
Explain

[Anonymous No.54247418]

>>54243399
where did the "billions must die" meme come from?