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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:37:45 2023 No.54222431 [Reply] [Original]

Morning foodtruck run edition.

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>>54220059

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:38:23 2023 No.54222446 Money, money, money https://v.ylilauta.org/3f/4a/3f4a734726f8f74a.mp4

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:38:42 2023 No.54222453 File: 49 KB, 600x600, 0f8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck the market. Fuck FOMC. Fuck the Fed. Fuck Credit Suisse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:38:46 2023 No.54222456 File: 62 KB, 1024x512, 1679307123565090.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Credit Suisse calls for financial aid!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:38:52 2023 No.54222460 File: 50 KB, 720x714, 1677769752893429.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FRC already halted lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:39:14 2023 No.54222463 >Dow pumps >S&P crabs >Nasdaq dump What did the market mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:39:14 2023 No.54222464 File: 1.47 MB, 737x800, 1678741028118655.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gold Chads will win. Digits confirms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:39:21 2023 No.54222467 File: 3.37 MB, 320x226, Market loss.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >being a FUBO bagholder

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:39:29 2023 No.54222470 my anus is prolapsing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:39:44 2023 No.54222477 File: 29 KB, 198x208, crabwins.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54222463

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:39:46 2023 No.54222478 Why isn't it collapsing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:39:51 2023 No.54222481 File: 2.39 MB, 2700x2700, C0F5CD44-78C9-415A-97C6-82740D9290AC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are my TayTay stocks going up or down today?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:39:53 2023 No.54222482 File: 259 KB, 1072x750, 2E878E0E-3B60-4A5F-8555-14E34E05EC0C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54222431 >Hey bobo, haven’t heard from you in a couple days just wanted to che………… BOBO NO PLEASE GOD BOBO SOMEONE CALL 911!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:40:03 2023 No.54222488 File: 432 KB, 629x635, 1653953767759802.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] and here we go

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:40:10 2023 No.54222489 File: 44 KB, 856x518, credit sussy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is this pattern called?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:40:14 2023 No.54222490 >>54222446 i dont get it

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:40:23 2023 No.54222491
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Lmao I have 11k invested in options and this was the first market open where I was down a whopping 6$. Usually my account moves in the hundreds or thousands. Year of the crab lives on!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:40:30 2023 No.54222495 Is no one fucking floored that they're pumping this dogshit, broken market? This is completely retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:41:23 2023 No.54222515 any /penny/ bros on?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:41:30 2023 No.54222518 >>54222481 that's a man

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:41:36 2023 No.54222521 >>54222446 Love it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:41:47 2023 No.54222523 >>54222489 cliff and bounce

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:41:49 2023 No.54222524 File: 338 KB, 1600x1889, 1670712118103641.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54222495 >Holding on to logic in the current year

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:42:03 2023 No.54222529 >>54222489 Economists call that a Ke$ha-Pitbull curve after the two market analysts that first described the phenomenon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:42:26 2023 No.54222538 Is Vanguard going out of business?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:42:26 2023 No.54222540 File: 204 KB, 1170x1056, 8A525C8D-62B4-41DC-9430-FFCABB86186B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >force shareholders to clean up slop >stock pumps Explain this

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:42:31 2023 No.54222542 thread themerino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsmVgoXDq2w

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:42:54 2023 No.54222549 File: 446 KB, 917x1052, greenmcc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Big thanks to the anon who shilled LYFT on Friday

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:43:15 2023 No.54222557 File: 222 KB, 343x376, Its Great! LOOK AT ME!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54222495 What market have you been watching the last 1873 days?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:43:15 2023 No.54222556 >>54222540 As part of the deal, they received a massive line of credit. In addition there's the international swap line. That said I think that's the kind of pump you can safely short.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:43:36 2023 No.54222562 File: 233 KB, 902x1103, 1647755315722.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54222456 calls you say?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:43:50 2023 No.54222566 File: 37 KB, 656x457, 1673048195513897.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54222538 You might say they're... sunk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:44:24 2023 No.54222573 File: 75 KB, 1914x933, 1650664963969.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Retard question but if the S&P 500 is currently at 3954 why is SPY at 391 only? I thought SPY would have to go to 395$ to follow the S&P 500 no?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:44:27 2023 No.54222574 File: 2.07 MB, 1360x1984, 65644789-6121-439C-A1E8-88D2FB310C04.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54222518 I think you might be mistaken anon. That’s a one Taylor Alison Swift, currently /ourgirl/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:44:44 2023 No.54222576 File: 1.30 MB, 4175x3635, F2A53326-B43F-4C4D-9E74-C9F3F6DE2AD8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >NOOOOOOOO YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BANKING AND ECONOMICS >YOURE JUST A SCREAMING BRAINLET

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:45:07 2023 No.54222583
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>>54222495
Hey
so basically the market is just not gonna go down anymore
i know... UGH i know...
I'm sorry!!!!
but it's just not gonna go down is all
HAHAHAHAHHAAH
AHHAAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:45:14 2023 No.54222584 No conviction either side

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:45:33 2023 No.54222587 File: 69 KB, 559x540, (Hi10)_Shinryaku!_Ika_Musume_S2_-_08v2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what major events are taking place this week?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:45:53 2023 No.54222594 DIE DOLLAR DIE AHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:46:57 2023 No.54222609 >>54222587 Just some major financial collapse and misdirection by the government.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:47:21 2023 No.54222620 >>54222573 >Spx 3954 Check again

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:47:24 2023 No.54222621 >>54222609 no i mean the usual

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:48:01 2023 No.54222631 File: 190 KB, 1104x841, 1679039513286680.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I'M PIVOTING

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:49:23 2023 No.54222657 We are in WWIII.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:49:40 2023 No.54222660 File: 39 KB, 400x400, horror.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54222631

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:50:15 2023 No.54222667 >>54222631 is there a master folder already? haven't check the other red board so far

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:50:30 2023 No.54222674 >>54222491 >Der Bärenkrabbe >Der

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:50:32 2023 No.54222675 >>54222620 On finviz it still shows 3995 for S&P500

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:50:43 2023 No.54222678 >>54222557 We are in a (manipulated) bull market. Never left.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:50:44 2023 No.54222680 FRCbros are we going to get rugged.... all the other banks are pumping (except for CS RIP)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:51:05 2023 No.54222688 File: 1.62 MB, 2116x1060, PXL_20230320_134514234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] credit sisters it didnt have to end like this

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Mar 20 13:51:07 2023 No.54222690 >>54222488 >body piercings in the trash it goes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:51:15 2023 No.54222692 File: 186 KB, 847x793, 1658506485237201.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54222621 There will also be a massive slaughter of mumu's since they caught pivotidis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:51:17 2023 No.54222694 >>54222557 The one where overleveraged and insolvent entities need to crash hard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:51:25 2023 No.54222697 File: 24 KB, 877x480, eternal crabbiing.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54222584 >born just in time for the crab millennia

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:51:35 2023 No.54222701 File: 143 KB, 1080x1114, Screenshot_20230320-085105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:51:35 2023 No.54222700

>>54222587
Monday - ECB's Lagarde speaks
Tuesday - Existing Home Sales, ECB's Lagarde speaks
Wednesday - FOMC Press Conference, Fed Interest Rate Decision Crude Oil Inventories, ECB's Lagarde speaks
Thursday - EU Leaders summit, Building Permits, Initial Jobless Claims, New Home Sales (Feb)
Friday - EU Leaders summit, Core Durable Goods Orders (MoM) (Feb)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:51:37 2023 No.54222702 >>54222631 Be gone you vile corruption of chaos!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:51:50 2023 No.54222707 >watchnewslibe.tv address not found.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:51:56 2023 No.54222710 >morning coffee tastes like dish soap residue and mouthwash

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:52:05 2023 No.54222713 >>54222587 I will be eating hot dogs

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Mar 20 13:52:07 2023 No.54222716 >>54222631 those are men

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:52:15 2023 No.54222719 File: 822 KB, 1074x1066, 1666047634764067.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the Crash isn't today I sleep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:52:23 2023 No.54222722 soxl is fucking weak today where's the AI pump?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:52:39 2023 No.54222729 File: 410 KB, 2048x1365, 1677081053420517.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54222587 Fed shitpost day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:52:43 2023 No.54222731 who is buying CS right now? What is their motivation?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:53:01 2023 No.54222733 >>54222701 btw if you're buying this chart you are a fucking idiot

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:53:13 2023 No.54222735 >>54222707 >watchnewslive.tv typo*

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:53:13 2023 No.54222736 File: 1.52 MB, 1280x720, crabdance.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54222697 this is the new dance of your people learn it well crab-san

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:53:21 2023 No.54222738 >>54222460 they have to know its over by now right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:53:31 2023 No.54222744 >>54222660 Your mum will live to see my dick in her ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:53:43 2023 No.54222749 NVDA short looks free here. Any reason not to?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:53:53 2023 No.54222752 hi there, i'm nu to stocks. any tips for a girl just dipping her toesies in?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:53:56 2023 No.54222753 gm amerifrens, can you please hurry up and crash the world economy again?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:54:10 2023 No.54222757 File: 240 KB, 1745x1431, fishedd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PPT is pumping $AAPL again

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:54:16 2023 No.54222759 >>54222688 RIP. At least you had the balls to try.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:54:16 2023 No.54222758 File: 521 KB, 849x1200, 85436594_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54222700 thanks anon, this is what i want >>54222713 cool anon, my pot roast came out very tasty

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:54:22 2023 No.54222761 Why is Russell pump?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:54:44 2023 No.54222768 >>54222731 same question. I'm thinking of a short squeez, since we know the price will be capped at .78CHF/share

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:54:44 2023 No.54222767 File: 80 KB, 1024x693, 1677969568699963.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > OIL Oil sissies ? Where did you go?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:54:48 2023 No.54222770 File: 1.01 MB, 471x350, 1657906725731008.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i can't believe the market is doing this on absolutely no news most manipulated market ever very fake and gay

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Mar 20 13:54:50 2023 No.54222771 >>54222657 This isn't world war 3, it's literally just a Russian special military operation to end a civil war in the borderland territory.

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Mon Mar 20 13:55:52 2023 No.54222789 File: 363 KB, 1200x1485, FIYhc5RXsAgcYAe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] F.E.D. will raise by a whopping 0 bepis I am turning my USD into as many GBP (good boy points) as possible today

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:56:27 2023 No.54222801 File: 192 KB, 1024x836, oil....jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54222767 I sold...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:56:32 2023 No.54222804 >>54222688 rip my dude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:56:35 2023 No.54222805 >>54222587 Drumpf is getting arrested tomorrow, which is bullish. Another Biden victory and another loss for fascism and chuds.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Mar 20 13:57:00 2023 No.54222812 >>54222789 I bought a bunch of XLF calls. This is the way too easy play of the week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:57:21 2023 No.54222821 DAXCOMPUTER, STOP! SOTP HEEMING ME

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:57:52 2023 No.54222829 >>54222770 of course it is. they are now being watched by the world so they slump into a hole and artifically prevent a real crash. I wish these people would get btfo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:57:59 2023 No.54222833 >>54222789 I should buy bond etfs... zero bepis has become a real posibiliy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:58:06 2023 No.54222834 File: 3 KB, 600x600, toronto-dominion-bank--600.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >just went long on TD What are the implications of this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:58:13 2023 No.54222843 >>54222529 got a laugh out of me

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Mon Mar 20 13:58:18 2023 No.54222848 File: 679 KB, 1129x1447, FXreJPrVUAQYfKs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54222812 I am also long The Banks™

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:58:24 2023 No.54222851 This stockmarket is only scamtactics, it's impressive. It's worse than ANY commodity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:58:49 2023 No.54222860 >>54222805 You funny!

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:59:10 2023 No.54222867

>>54222771
I can see the markets being closed if we ever get into a hot war. But since we are in a cold war we're just going to have to deal with manipulation from here on out.

But we are in a war, as evidenced by the bull market being so fake, Bankers+governments scrambling to instill faith in their scam system, etc.

We are in a war.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:00:01 2023 No.54222879 File: 41 KB, 618x361, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lmao why would you buy this? why would you buy something that has only been going down for decades?

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:00:22 2023 No.54222884

>>54222867
>Noooooo I'm not a schizo doomer who makes bad trades it's the market that's wrong!
Cope, the market is robust and strong. The job market is the strongest it has EVER been, the economy is extremely healthy with high GDP growth. Buy ARKK now or you'll never make it.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Mar 20 14:00:28 2023 No.54222887 File: 55 KB, 264x262, TheRetard.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54222867 >the reddit spacing go back faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:01:16 2023 No.54222902 File: 41 KB, 500x500, 58eubx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BOIL bros, when you are anxiously hoping for your DCA stop to get met so you can buy some more dip, losing money starts feeling great! Just say no to cortisol!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:01:28 2023 No.54222906 >>54222460 it's LULD lmao.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:01:31 2023 No.54222907 >>54215349 -> >>54215383 >>54215419 >>54215430 >>54215444 LMAO, I hope those anons bought FRC

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:01:59 2023 No.54222916 >it's healing back to bed I go! see you tomorrow /smg/

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:02:19 2023 No.54222926
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>frc
they've got a fed bailout or another bank ready to come in and buy them out, right? i think we're pretty much fucked if another bank dies and causes more panic selling

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:02:43 2023 No.54222934 >>54222767 $700 down on USOI could be better, could be worse

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:02:58 2023 No.54222938 LESS GO JNUG NOGS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:02:58 2023 No.54222937 File: 159 KB, 1080x1334, Screenshot_20230320-090222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I thought only the Chinese do these scams?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:04:05 2023 No.54222956 >>54222937 You'd be surprised https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/commodities/lme-rocked-by-new-nickel-scandal-after-finding-bags-of-stones-12272305

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Mon Mar 20 14:04:33 2023 No.54222963 File: 119 KB, 826x1200, DSLpWiBVAAAPrKW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54222926 >>54222907 FRC is gonna make it and this is literally LITERALLY your last chance to buy at $20

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:06:04 2023 No.54222988 Lumber looks like an easy short back to $350 on the may contract. Best to wait a week or two first.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:06:30 2023 No.54223000 File: 909 KB, 2048x1216, 1673557449366721.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54222477 So it seems.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:07:18 2023 No.54223017 I can't wait until Trump Arrest Tuesday.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:08:07 2023 No.54223027 >>54222767 Citibank is still holding my LUKOY bags

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:08:38 2023 No.54223040 >>54222576 where do you guys get these images?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:09:24 2023 No.54223052 >>54222431 i made the thread OP's pic and i love seeing my memes getting reposted lads, that's all

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:09:55 2023 No.54223062 >>54223027 >LUKOY At least you got the divvy, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:10:07 2023 No.54223068 File: 55 KB, 219x362, 1632089146075 tophat monocle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oatsbros... we rise...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:10:29 2023 No.54223076 File: 679 KB, 1512x2016, pepemoonmission.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54223052

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:10:57 2023 No.54223090 File: 44 KB, 680x616, FrqzXMMWYAc2vaF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This pic turns me on

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:11:12 2023 No.54223092 File: 56 KB, 720x644, 1486231776105 hoodie reaction.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54223052 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:11:22 2023 No.54223095 >>54222431 It's still early to get into CNET lads. Easy gains in a few months I promise

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:11:43 2023 No.54223100 >>54222988 Where do you see that? I can only see the May one for 457 on CME.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:12:03 2023 No.54223103 >>54223062 lol, lmao.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:13:36 2023 No.54223134 File: 181 KB, 680x680, i-made-this-pepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Never thought I'd see Credit Suisse trading under $1. Holy fuck. Here's to Deutsche Bank getting rekt next.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:13:37 2023 No.54223136 well no tits for you assholes then

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:13:51 2023 No.54223139 File: 614 KB, 1170x1020, 66B19FDC-5B8B-4FAB-A737-C2148E6418FE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >contagion Oh so that’s what we’re calling ESG diversity hires now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:14:01 2023 No.54223141 >just created a tax even its over

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:14:09 2023 No.54223144 File: 191 KB, 483x578, 1668546939465886.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54223052 nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:14:11 2023 No.54223147 File: 239 KB, 500x376, 1676080218095594.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54222812 Why XLF?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:14:12 2023 No.54223148 where's boil/kold anon? he's been awfully quiet lately...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:14:45 2023 No.54223159 >>54223100 Yes, that's my point. >Jan contract traded up then converged at $350 on expiration >Mar contract traded up then converged at $350 on expiration I wonder what May will probably do..?

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Mon Mar 20 14:15:45 2023 No.54223176 File: 441 KB, 1433x2000, IMG_20200708_074532.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Buy when there's blood in the streets, even if the blood is some faggy San Francisco bank's." -Baron Rothschild

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:15:48 2023 No.54223177 >>54223148 Yep, he gets a lot of 3 day bans though so it's not unusual.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:15:55 2023 No.54223179 I miss the days when the market would move 1000 points, DOW should be down 1200 or more right now. Jerome and his faggy PPT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:17:05 2023 No.54223196 >>54223139 Always has been

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:17:16 2023 No.54223199 Wasn't credit suisse supposed to recover after it was announced it would be bought? Why did it dump beyond belief?

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:17:39 2023 No.54223208

>>54223159
Ah, where I was looking there are no historical ones, or I haven't noticed how to view those. Present May is literally all I have seen on the page.

https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/agriculture/lumber-and-softs/random-length-lumber.quotes.html

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Mar 20 14:18:06 2023 No.54223219 >>54223147 It's free money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:18:18 2023 No.54223224 File: 307 KB, 1200x848, b7a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eating a comfy breakfast. Boglechads how are you hanging today? Comfy I assume.

>>	The M.M.R.I. - you understand? Mon Mar 20 14:18:45 2023 No.54223233 File: 1.13 MB, 1617x581, Weirdarino.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ALERT! Central Banks To Provide "UNLIMITED LIQUIDITY" To The Banking System. Mannarino https://youtu.be/7qX8gCHP2pk

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:18:48 2023 No.54223234 >>54223134 >Deutsche Bank getting rekt next As much as I'd like to see that, there is absolutely no way that will ever happen. The germans are too "ensured" and protected from such bullshit.

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:19:00 2023 No.54223241
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I just want to point out that this is exactly the kind of thing I've been saying would happen for at least 6 months. Oh wow, central banks around the world rewrote the rules overnight to accommodate their policies that have been divorced from any tangible economic reality for decades?? Color me shocked! It's almost as if this is what they do literally every time, and anyone who gets whipped into a frenzy about MUH COLLAPSE is just an ignorant doomer faggot who deserves to lose money. Nice going, retards. Maybe next time you won't freak out so hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:19:16 2023 No.54223243 File: 254 KB, 655x674, 1650694260267.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And just like THAT! I'm losing all of my money again

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:19:50 2023 No.54223254 >>54223134 >Deutsche Bank getting rekt next. >any decade now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:20:16 2023 No.54223263 File: 27 KB, 500x312, 1qg8fp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54223234

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:20:37 2023 No.54223269 >>54223243 Its just money

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:20:44 2023 No.54223270 Only 13 percent more to go before I'm even on SOXS which will probably turn to 20 percent later today

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:21:03 2023 No.54223277 >>54223224 Doing fine, but I'm putting my spare cash in money market ETFs for the time being, I'm a bit rattled

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:21:20 2023 No.54223283 >>54223199 Because they had a market cap of like 8 billion on friday and the buyout was for 3 billion

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:21:38 2023 No.54223287 File: 270 KB, 916x1280, 1672193913213347.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54223241 >Zoomers no longer know about Old Gregg

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Mar 20 14:21:51 2023 No.54223290 >>54223233 get the fuck out of here with your shitty youtube videos. nobody itt actually likes you and your astroturf campaign to get more views needs to fucking stop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:22:24 2023 No.54223302 File: 138 KB, 553x466, 1653249171351.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54223243 Good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:22:40 2023 No.54223306 >>54223219 Yes but why not SPY? Never seen this ticker before.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:22:43 2023 No.54223308 bobos finna cum this week total mumu death market is a shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:22:56 2023 No.54223312 File: 3.76 MB, 320x589, 1667268037884816.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54223290

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:22:58 2023 No.54223313

>>54223176
There's no blood in the streets right now. "Blood" only refers to investors, in terms of banks it would mean if the bank's investments are deep red (the problem here is a little more subtle, it is NOT that the investments are bleeding per se).

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:23:20 2023 No.54223319 >>54223290 baggie and the manarino fag arguing you two are the most insuferable people here lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:23:29 2023 No.54223325 >>54222489 Suicide watch

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:23:29 2023 No.54223324 >>54223269 This but unironically. "It's just money" is also the key to having lots of it. Gets real esoteric but yeah and way beyond the scope of /smg/. But yeah, it literally just is money. Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:24:08 2023 No.54223333 >>54223319 You forgot ko boomer and divvytard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:24:17 2023 No.54223335 File: 1006 KB, 749x847, Smoocharino.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54223319 gfy, too

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:24:25 2023 No.54223338 hey guys why does it already feel like lunchtime

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:24:26 2023 No.54223340 >About to sleep >Everything is on fire >Wake up >Everything is fine What happened? Crash cancelled?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:25:20 2023 No.54223352 Looking at this DAX you can bet it pumps tomorrow on EU open, this stupid it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:25:24 2023 No.54223353 >>54223340 Pump and dump before tomorrow's bank run.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:25:25 2023 No.54223354 >>54223333 KO boomer is peak comfy divvytard is annoying too tho

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:25:53 2023 No.54223363 >>54223338 calm before storm >>54223340 TWO HOURS!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:26:26 2023 No.54223371 >>54223353 >>54223363 Two more weeks, gotcha

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:26:27 2023 No.54223372 File: 2.91 MB, 720x1280, Reasons to learn Hindi.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NYCB up 41%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:26:33 2023 No.54223377 File: 46 KB, 640x640, cool face.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54223340

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:26:50 2023 No.54223382 >>54223208 The others have already settled. May is the final term for that contract. RIP random length, now its just lumber: https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/agriculture/lumber-and-softs/lumber.quotes.html

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:27:36 2023 No.54223397 >>54223290 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-YBDTqX_ZU

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:27:37 2023 No.54223398

>>54223354
ko boomer is super annoying because at best, he larps as not experiencing downturns when you can open a chart and see he's 40-60% down across the board, and at worst, he makes the most ignorant posts anyone on /smg/ could possibly make. It's not as bad as baggie, crbpajeet, clftranny or divvytard in general (because they are the type to try to evangelize at all times while also being retarded), but he still makes the top 10 in my opinion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:28:42 2023 No.54223416 File: 252 KB, 434x364, 1676777233475414.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54223277 I'm not even worrying about it buying high, buting low, buying crabs. Absolutely comfy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:29:41 2023 No.54223430 >>54223398 god I spend too much time here that I know who the pajeet and clftrannys are holy shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:29:46 2023 No.54223431 And just like that my soxs is bleeding again

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:30:25 2023 No.54223445 >>54223319 >you two are the most insuferable people here lmao SKYTfag and BOILbro win that contest. Not even close.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:31:28 2023 No.54223457 File: 215 KB, 1080x1083, Screenshot_20230320_073049_TD Ameritrade Mobile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54222907 If it jumps back to 25 I'll sell

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:32:40 2023 No.54223473 >>54223382 Ah, I've figured out how to get to all the lumber and softs and also see a few days back on random length lumber. Looks to me like number go up for the foreseeable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:33:22 2023 No.54223485 >>54223457 I am DCA’ing until zero. I need $30 to make even and recover my gains from this year so far

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Mar 20 14:34:44 2023 No.54223504 >>54223473 I won't touch length lumber because you never know what you're going to get. It's like buying lean hogs, don't you want the fat ones? Who the fuck is buying lean hogs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:35:21 2023 No.54223514 File: 1.16 MB, 1024x1024, 1678655553974363.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nasdaq calls or puts? Looks like its gonna pump before dumping even more

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:35:32 2023 No.54223517 >>54223445 Nah, BOILbro is funny. SKYTfag is just dumb. INTCfag is worse than SKYTfag but both are very whatever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:35:59 2023 No.54223524 File: 737 KB, 220x347, 1677751918622022.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FRCsisters this is it... we are consolidating.... but which direction are we going after

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:36:18 2023 No.54223526

>>54223398
I think part of his point is that he doesn't care if it goes down, he's mostly holding long term and expects everything to be to the good when he needs it to be. He also recently sold some VZ at a 13% profit even though it's dropped a lot over the last couple of years. Entry matters, as does big picture in general. He's also primarily resting comfy in his steady and rising pay check. Are you perhaps envious of his ease in life? My life is a struggling wreck but I still appreciate his blessings.

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:36:37 2023 No.54223529
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I know I'm down big and I don't deserve to laugh at anyone but I'm still laughing at the anon who said to buy EWBC and ignore "trash" like PacWest and US Bancorp

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:37:19 2023 No.54223534 File: 11 KB, 582x148, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SELL SELL SELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:37:26 2023 No.54223537 >>54223526 >he Nice try ko boomer. >steady $50 a month paycheck on a multi-million portfolio now worth only a single million lol lmao even

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:37:38 2023 No.54223539 >>54223504 I enjoy the notion of lumber mystery grab bags. How do they even know what size truck to show up with when they are buying some?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:37:41 2023 No.54223540 >>54223524 Don't worry bro, Buffett is gonna save FRC like he saved Goldman

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:38:03 2023 No.54223543 File: 318 KB, 1000x1455, 1651099736266.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Damn. /smg/ dead today/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:38:11 2023 No.54223544 >>54223534 Layoffs are bullish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:38:14 2023 No.54223546 >>54223534 bullish

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:38:54 2023 No.54223556 File: 1.63 MB, 1170x2042, 1678346610834515.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54223534 Short or long amazon?

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:39:10 2023 No.54223561
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>>54223473
>Looks to me like number go up for the foreseeable.
Could pump for a few weeks. Guaranteed dump into expiration because no one wants delivery.
Here's a chart that consolidates contracts, so you can see the action near settlement.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:39:10 2023 No.54223562 >>54223543 VIX is down

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:40:06 2023 No.54223578 >>54223416 I'm trying to get in that comfy mindset too, but it's kinda hard, I only started investing seriously only a few years ago (which might not have been the best time lmao)

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:40:08 2023 No.54223580

Thoughts on Novo Nordisk? My mom's been on my case to buy this stock because of their weight loss drug they've been selling now. I saw they just ran into some kind of regulatory problem but I don't know if it's a big deal. I don't understand the sector at all, but there ARE a lot of fatties out there...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:40:46 2023 No.54223590 >>54223537 He works for the state and has 2 pay bumps already promised, so yeah, comfy pay check and the portfolio is mostly like a bonus. He does have a little too much debt though, seems to be hitting a little turbulence lately.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:41:18 2023 No.54223597 >TSLA up 3% confirmed for exit pump

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Mon Mar 20 14:41:27 2023 No.54223602 >>54223313 >There's no blood in the streets right now. "Blood" only refers to investors, the stock is down 80% from a couple weeks ago, the investors are feeling it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:41:43 2023 No.54223607 robinhood or TDA?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:42:28 2023 No.54223618 Can you guys pump FRC so I have money for food tomorrow Thanks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:42:33 2023 No.54223620 >>54223561 >no one wants delivery Ah, that definitely makes some sense, considering the cost of debt rising, and a lot of lumber sales implying a lot of debt going into building things.

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:43:06 2023 No.54223628

>>54223580
I asked this last week, them slashing their prices are sus to me, some other diabetes drug manufacturer did it too. Them and Eli Lilly are the leaders in the space though, so maybe they did so because they're confident they have some new "super drug" they're about to release and charge a shit load for? Maybe they did le math and increased sales volume will actually outweigh higher profits in the long run for them? Idk dude I think we're about a decade late to the profiting off fatties party :(

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Mon Mar 20 14:43:18 2023 No.54223636 File: 756 KB, 3415x2438, E7tZo--VIAAcCmE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54223618 >tomorrow no can do youre gonna have to wait until wednesday for the fed minutes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:44:15 2023 No.54223647 >>54223618 you already have food, if you run out of keyboards and mices to eat, then I'll think about pumping FRC

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:44:22 2023 No.54223651 >>54223607 ETRADE TDA is getting swallowed by Schwab and they are sticking with Schwab's incredibly shitty website. ETRADE's research tools are breddy danged gud.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:44:44 2023 No.54223658 >>54223556 Yikes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:45:02 2023 No.54223661 >>54223607 TDA anon. Is that even a serious question. If you park your money in RH enjoy not being able to trade pre-market and after hours in their entirety.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:45:13 2023 No.54223662 >>54223556 Walled.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:45:43 2023 No.54223675 >>54223457 are you the same guy who lost half his account last week?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:46:00 2023 No.54223678 How do I know when I'm advanced enough to delete the TDA app and download thinkorswim?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:46:24 2023 No.54223681 >>54223556 I look way better than that and I'm a year older

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:46:25 2023 No.54223682 File: 49 KB, 375x434, 20230320_104356.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Mon Mar 20 14:46:26 2023 No.54223683 >>54223678 as soon as you learn that thinkorswim exists you should switch

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:47:07 2023 No.54223693 >>54223678 Nigga do it right now. Learn thinkScript and make your own indicators and sheit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:47:26 2023 No.54223697 >>54223678 Delete both and get Power E*TRADE instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:47:34 2023 No.54223700 Bobo are you ok?

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Mar 20 14:47:49 2023 No.54223702 >>54223683 What if you're black and can't think or swim? Do you recommend just sating on the TDA app?

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:48:30 2023 No.54223715
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>>54223675
Yes sir the one and only
I thought /smg/ knew what they were doing so I listened and they told me FRC would be 50 dollars today

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:49:01 2023 No.54223724

>>54223590
>2 pay bumps already promised
Those are inflation adjustments. When inflation goes up 6% and your salary goes up 6%, you're making the same.
Technically a pay cut since the salary lags.

Nothing against the KO boomer, but stacking divvy stocks at 3% yield while rolling credit card debt at 27% is absolute braindead behavior.

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Mon Mar 20 14:49:11 2023 No.54223728 >>54223715 just hold on two more weeks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:49:30 2023 No.54223730 >>54223678 Ignore all these gay responses. Listen to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:49:41 2023 No.54223736 >>54223700 No, my BOIL hasn't crashed enough to meet my DCA stop, it's just crabbed in the 4.30s and is trending back upwards. This is fuckin awful. All I needed was minus 35 more cents!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:50:31 2023 No.54223751 >>54223728 When will the Ukraine situation stop

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:50:32 2023 No.54223752 >>54223602 Now we're talking. By which metric are you considering that the investors are feeling it? Which investors are you talking about? How many investors, and how deeply are they affected?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:50:40 2023 No.54223754 >>54223715 two more months

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:51:06 2023 No.54223760 >>54223728 What happens in two weeks? Am I supposed to hope for -25, 0, or 25 bps from the FOMC on Wednesday?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:51:11 2023 No.54223765 >>54223052 i forgot the source, what was it? also based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:51:12 2023 No.54223767 File: 490 KB, 449x401, Girls.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54223715 >he listened to /smg/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:51:26 2023 No.54223771 >>54223724 But inflation will get heemed by the Fed and his salary will remain! Agreed on the debt though, I told him how that hard core wrecked my shit during Great Recession, no idea if he saw.

>>	Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ Mon Mar 20 14:51:48 2023 No.54223776 >>54223678 if you have to ask that question, you’re already in over your head and should re-install robinhood, nigguh

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:52:04 2023 No.54223781 >>54223760 you better hope its just 25 and not 50 you should have exited on Friday, you're fucked mate

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Mon Mar 20 14:52:12 2023 No.54223785 File: 320 KB, 860x1054, 0f950c52c2a3f949de6a4297a9bd0b08[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54223765 i got you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:52:26 2023 No.54223795 >>54223776 I don't want my coworkers to know I'm a zoomer

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:52:50 2023 No.54223803 >>54223776 Actually not a bad take.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:53:09 2023 No.54223810 File: 91 KB, 1440x959, 1646176042868.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine gambling on "alpha" lmao.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:53:16 2023 No.54223812 >>54223715 >I thought /smg/ knew what they were doing so I listened

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:53:22 2023 No.54223816 File: 988 KB, 873x908, Aiming.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Canadian Solar Q4 earnings before markets open tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:54:13 2023 No.54223833 >>54223781 I'm prepared to hold until Dec At that point I will sell so I don't have to pay taxes on the 5K I """""made""""" when I sold originally Assuming it still exists by then

>>	Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ Mon Mar 20 14:54:39 2023 No.54223840 >>54223795 >he thinks they don’t already know he’s a goofy-ass little tiktok binging zoom-zoom

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:54:52 2023 No.54223845 >>54223810 grrr i don't look better than her tho bitch

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:55:01 2023 No.54223847 >>54223816 >Sun >In Canada bruh

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Mar 20 14:55:51 2023 No.54223861 >>54223751 I have sources inside the CCP that told me Xi is about to send 1 billion (with a B) chinks to help with the special military operation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:56:02 2023 No.54223865 File: 105 KB, 1036x583, 1675869153920808.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54223845 It's ok. Few do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:56:05 2023 No.54223866 >>54223816 >>54223847 LMAO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:56:12 2023 No.54223870 >>54223840 N-No...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:57:07 2023 No.54223881 File: 91 KB, 1024x971, a88fff720916a34a49d06ae4de42cc90991d849730b658dc3723192d038cb4e3_1.jpg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BOILbrethren...this is the low

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:57:13 2023 No.54223884 >>54223810 >>54223865 Who is this? Cathie Wood?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:58:24 2023 No.54223906 >>54223884 No shes hotter

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:58:26 2023 No.54223907 >>54223736 Shut up. Don’t worry you’ll be able to buy it at even lower than that

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:58:29 2023 No.54223908 File: 547 KB, 1916x1080, turnitaround.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NASDAQ trending up, green day today.

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Mon Mar 20 14:58:37 2023 No.54223910 >>54223884 thats the Commander of the Finnish Defense Forces, 5 star general Sanna Marin

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:59:00 2023 No.54223917 File: 40 KB, 695x1024, 1652908869334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54223884 Finnish whore supreme, Sanna Marin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:59:44 2023 No.54223928 so its looking like a 50bps. my jpow might go easy coz of the bank situation and do a 25. when would the best time to slurp be? now before fomc?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:00:25 2023 No.54223946 File: 43 KB, 403x523, Female_Euwu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54223529 Do you think PacWest is a good buy?

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Mon Mar 20 15:00:37 2023 No.54223948 File: 71 KB, 1454x857, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54223928 >its looking like a 50bps. it will be ZERO BEPIS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:00:45 2023 No.54223952 >>54223908 NOOOOO THIS MEAN THAT THE ECONOMY FINNA CRASH IM RIGHT JUST LIKE IN 2020

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:00:46 2023 No.54223953 >>54223884 Finland's club inspector and chief cocaine tester. plays a catgirl in her off time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:01:09 2023 No.54223963 >>54223946 Goddamn bro just enter your limit order and stop asking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:02:17 2023 No.54223979 File: 19 KB, 338x527, 1678910443799874.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >XLF trying to break out of downtrend channel

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Mar 20 15:02:21 2023 No.54223981 >>54223948 I highly doubt that. The market is currently fighting the boys over at F.E.and D. and ever since that blonde bimbo dove left, it's time for some real rate hikes. I'm talking 1 or 2 percentage points.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:02:22 2023 No.54223982 >>54223928 >>54223948 What will this do to CD rates?

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:02:42 2023 No.54223991

>>54223928
>so its looking like a 50bps
Where tf did you get this methhead notion from? It's literally going to be a pause, and then a drop in May. Worst case, is that we get a continued pause at the May meeting.
No one is going to hike and then drop rates, like that. Do not be stupid.
>>54223946
Those tits are too big. Yes PacWest is fine to buy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:02:45 2023 No.54223993 File: 529 KB, 1317x770, 1677505848288030.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54223908 >green day

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:02:47 2023 No.54223994 fuckin schizo market

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:02:54 2023 No.54223997 >every bank is up except for FRC This is bullshit man. Why? Their balance sheet looks fine

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:03:56 2023 No.54224011 File: 493 KB, 1400x1400, 2791470075216_XXL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54223993

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:04:29 2023 No.54224019 >>54223917 Frankly I support babeocracy as a means on government. Politicians can at least be hot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:04:30 2023 No.54224022 >>54224011 Bobo will say it's not

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:04:34 2023 No.54224024 >>54224011 they should have been one-hit wonders

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:04:36 2023 No.54224026 im greener than a ninja turtle's dick rn

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:04:46 2023 No.54224027 File: 43 KB, 378x510, Female_E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54223963 Rude >>54223991 Thanks, and yeah they are big, but is that a bad thing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:05:08 2023 No.54224036 AAAAND its fucking over for me, time to rope as SOXS continues to plunge

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:05:20 2023 No.54224040 is FRC gonna go up all day?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:05:38 2023 No.54224046 File: 186 KB, 1270x1280, 1643920847225.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Volume is low as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:05:49 2023 No.54224051 >>54224011 DO YOU HAVE THE TIME

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:05:50 2023 No.54224052 So, hold on. I was told that economy was crashing today. What happened?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:06:03 2023 No.54224056 >>54224024 They should have killed themselves before American Idi*t

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:06:05 2023 No.54224057 BAKE A NEW THREAD, FAGGOTS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:06:08 2023 No.54224058 File: 812 KB, 3400x5100, 1653586190776.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54224019 Seriously. If it's going to be a WWE tier clown show at least give us a bra and panties match.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:06:19 2023 No.54224061 >>54224040 if XLF doesn't get rejected off the channel then yeah probably. KRE also trying to breakout of its channel. Last time they touched we had a big rejection so if we don't get gigaheemed here maybe it's good to go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:06:25 2023 No.54224064 >>54224051 TO LISTEN TO ME WHINE not really, X-oomer

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:06:33 2023 No.54224068 >>54224052 I bought SOXS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:06:37 2023 No.54224071 >>54224051 Yes I have two more weeks

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Mar 20 15:06:53 2023 No.54224076 >>54224056 bunch leftist cucks too busy being woke to actually be entertaining

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:06:55 2023 No.54224078 >>54222573 SPY just went ex-dividend last week so it's lower than usual relative to the index

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:06:57 2023 No.54224080 >>54224026 Green as in new I assume lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:07:07 2023 No.54224086 File: 140 KB, 283x296, 1665165129141400.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54224046 Just triggering the stop losses before the fall

߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Mon Mar 20 15:07:50 2023 No.54224094
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>>54224057
threads do not autosage until 310+ posts
and even at that point it takes 20 minutes to get pushed off page 10

we are at 283 posts now
Do your part! Don't encourage early bakers! We're all in this together!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:08:06 2023 No.54224099 >low caps still melting This is the most obvious collection of exit liquidity I've seen yet

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:08:24 2023 No.54224109 File: 98 KB, 983x694, ohnobobo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PARTY ROCK PARTY ROCK PARTY ROCK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:08:38 2023 No.54224117 >democracy is when we elect hot woman No wonder why the West is in this collective malaise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:09:36 2023 No.54224137 >>54224080 both lol my first day was two fridays ago and i saw people talking about something called TQQQ a lot so i bought a bunch of it at $20

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:09:36 2023 No.54224138 >>54224094 This guy is trying to tell us what to do. Infringing on our freedom to bake early like a bunch of retards. Are we just going to take this or are we going to FIGHT FOR FREEDOM and bake an early thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:10:46 2023 No.54224155 File: 25 KB, 703x360, 1638828268486.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54224137 Damn I guess the bottom isn't in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:11:32 2023 No.54224173 >>54224155 Okay this is Cathie Wood right?

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Mar 20 15:12:00 2023 No.54224181 >>54224138 You won't do shit, just like you're not going to do shit when they arrest the man who actually won the presidency, and how you're not going to do shit when they keep pushing for more ESG shit, wokism, and hohol relief funds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:12:24 2023 No.54224195 File: 117 KB, 1080x1129, 1646067607682.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54224173 No, but I'm thinking you might be Cathie Wood with your losses and whatnot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:13:23 2023 No.54224210 >>54224195 female autism face

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:13:33 2023 No.54224211 >>54224094 I support early baking, cuz I want to pump early baked thread and cause confusion to /smg/ regulars as to which is the real last /smg/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:13:58 2023 No.54224226 >>54224195 You don't have to beat a man while he's down

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:14:38 2023 No.54224236
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>>54224137
>my first day was two fridays ago and i saw people talking about something called TQQQ a lot so i bought a bunch of it at $20
OH FUCK
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:14:43 2023 No.54224239 File: 26 KB, 620x465, 1660900347378896.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54224226 Yeah, you're down pretty hard lol.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:15:19 2023 No.54224251 where is the easy money today?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:15:19 2023 No.54224250 >>54223881 God I hope not, I'm at least wanting to add 1/3 more shares if it drops below 4.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:15:20 2023 No.54224254 >>54224211 >as to which is the real last /smg/ Every thread has a previous thread that is listed, so go fuck yourself queer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:16:33 2023 No.54224272 >>54224117 >he thinks these people get elected. hah

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:16:47 2023 No.54224276 >>54224254 buying regional banks on close last friday

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:17:30 2023 No.54224287 >>54223907 Oh good then, thanks for the encouraging word, fren.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:17:33 2023 No.54224288 >>54224254 >retards search for "smg" in the catalog and click on the first thing they can find I do this so I can make people like you this mad, bro

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:18:04 2023 No.54224294
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It's weird posting in this thread now because any post could end up immortalised as the trigger of the great financial collapse.

>>54224210
Please do not provoke the Finns.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:18:18 2023 No.54224300 >>54224276 Nobody here is that retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:19:09 2023 No.54224311 >(((manager))) steals my easy work after I finished the hard bits and give me the shit work to do why are they like this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:19:16 2023 No.54224313 >>54224251 it's up bet on up

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:19:18 2023 No.54224315 >>54224294 it begins now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:19:45 2023 No.54224322 >>54224276 >>54224288 >thinks the FED is going to raise rates by 50 bepis points you two are brain dead idiots, who need to be euthanized

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:19:52 2023 No.54224323
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>>54224294
>any post could end up immortalised as the trigger of the great financial collapse
And it's gonna be mine! Check 'em for a generational crisis
P.S. The previous premier was more lovable. Look at this silly little guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:20:14 2023 No.54224328 >>54224294 >Finland >western Europe Doesn't really get more eastern than Finland

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:20:29 2023 No.54224330 File: 687 KB, 1446x1928, 1645652546407.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54224294 This is it. This is the post that triggers it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:20:33 2023 No.54224331 >>54224294 >It's weird posting in this thread now because any post could end up immortalised as the trigger of the great financial collapse. put me in the screencap also, is it really a good time to short the fuck out of everything?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:21:13 2023 No.54224345 >>54224322 >>54224300 i don't get it aren't most banks aside from CS and FRC up with shit like PACW and NYCB up like 20% and 40%? Also JPow is probably gonna do 25. 0 or 50 would crash things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:22:57 2023 No.54224374 >>54224294 IT'S OVER FINLAND IS FINISH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:23:04 2023 No.54224375 NEW >>54218018 >>54218018 >>54218018

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:23:53 2023 No.54224387 >>54224300 >Nobody here is that retarded

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Mar 20 15:24:04 2023 No.54224389 >>54224375 you're fucking hilarious

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:24:11 2023 No.54224392 >>54224375 die faggot die

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:24:43 2023 No.54224400 >>54224389 ah there's that acerbic jewish wit

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Mar 20 15:25:05 2023 No.54224407 >>54224401 >>54224401 >>54224401 >>54224401 NEW THREAD

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:26:33 2023 No.54224431 >>54224375 Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:28:27 2023 No.54224467 proper thread with links >>54224458 >>54224458 >>54224458 proper thread with links

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:30:20 2023 No.54224497 FFS stupid bitches with your too many threads

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 16:02:10 2023 No.54225123 >>54223556 Alcoholism

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