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tl_dg: asked grandparents for a lambo huracan 250k, they basically said no, but are willing fund any business idea for 500k.

need some brainstorming ideas quick, don't shill me dookiecoin69.

>> No.54218340

>>54218257
haha, nice drawing skills, send it to his twitter account

>> No.54218351

>>54218340
Kek. I agree

>> No.54218357

>>54218257
neodymium factory.
US government will give you whatever you need. we're completely reliant on china, worse than we are with taiwan and semiconductors.
most of the equipment just requires general factory workers with factory line experience. the equipment is subsidized

>> No.54218513

>>54218357
How are you gonna source the rare earth metals for that. Seems like a massive bottleneck

>> No.54218516
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>>54218257
SOCIETAL COLLAPSE INCOMING!!!

>> No.54218570

>>54218257
Lambo Uber
You can call it
Luber
Also suck the passengers dick

>> No.54218599

>>54218257
Edible, flavoured toilet paper. Consume after each wipe and snack while you poop. Reduce environmental waste with edi-wipe.

>> No.54218642

>>54218513
well you're supposed to figure it out, that's why they're paying you.

>> No.54218688
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>>54218257
Dick sucking service. Spend the $500k on liposuction and feminizing surgeries to become the supreme femboy or tgirl. Charge $100+ per dick sucked. Put it on Onlyfans and you have a business. You can position yourself as the only gurl who actually sucks simp dick. Braindead easy money.

I am dead serious and it will work. You could easily make millions doing this. Downside ( or upside ;) ) is you'll have to suck dick and swallow cum on camera.

>> No.54218741

>>54218513
Alibaba. Talk a chink into mailing it to you for bitcoin. They’ll forge export paperwork without you even asking so you have to be careful about stuff like that though.

>> No.54218746

>>54218688
fuck off you groomer cunt

>> No.54218756

>>54218257
fuck you

>> No.54218771

>>54218257
BTC

>> No.54218805
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54218805

>Get a CDL A
>Work for a carrier for a year OTR
>Learn everything you can about trucking. Off the clock study the industry and pay attention to the details on the job
>Buy a decent used truck straight cash, trailer and run it hard. Expand while you slowly build business credit
You write like a lazy faggot though so you'll probably ignore this post.

>> No.54218812

>>54218257
Ammunition factory is your best bet. Ammo is extremely scarce right now but scarcity is hidden by inflation. Once people realize how little ammo actually exists prices will skyrocket.

>> No.54218867

>>54218688
pls tell me she has a pussy

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>>54218257
First you need to know everything in a specific field, then develop the product and have a small market secured, THEN you receive funding.

>> No.54218896

>>54218812
You have the perfect recipe for bankruptcy.

>> No.54218949

>>54218867
>she
Why would you hope that after reading that groomer's post

>> No.54218964

>>54218867
i didnt even read the post retard

>> No.54219388

>>54218964
muppet, can't even reply properly

>> No.54221029

>>54218688
>>54218357
garbage ideas. literal reddlt tier cringe
>>54218805
explain what you mean by run it hard