/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54212942]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Mythra
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for BOIL Bhenchods
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html <-- 3 days FUUUUGGGGGGG

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

>Previous
https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/54210738#top

[Anonymous No.54212961]

[Anonymous No.54212962]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54212967]

Check GOLD COMPUTERS. faggots

[Anonymous No.54212968]

Kneel

[Anonymous No.54212971]

We need a daily post swap line in order to stabilize thread liquidity.

If we do not do this, 4chan may not have the money to pay janny salaries.

[Anonymous No.54212977]

>>54212961
There is only one man who can save CS now…..

[Anonymous No.54212979]

>>54212942

[Anonymous No.54212984]

No one gave me any stock recommendations in the industry I asked about in the last thread...

[Anonymous No.54213000]

>>54212984
i'll help you anon new thread new me

[Anonymous No.54213005]

New thread. New me.

[Anonymous No.54213010]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54213015]

[Anonymous No.54213017]

my brothers in Christ, how do I stop smoking weed

[Anonymous No.54213028]

>>54213010
i hate fat people so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.54213035]

>>54213010
looks like the snowplow man not bad.

[Anonymous No.54213041]

>>54213017
Cut cold turkey.

[Anonymous No.54213044]

>>54213017
toss it all in the trash and wait 2 weeks
wa la addiction gone
how tf are you unable to quit one of the easiest to quit addictions

[Anonymous No.54213049]

>>54212977
Counter Strike 2 when?

[Anonymous No.54213052]

Arguing with Bobos is so easy, they are pretty dumb

[Anonymous No.54213057]

>>54212970
>If foreign currencies are inflated, thats deflationary for the USD, and vice versa. Currencies inflated and deflate when compared to one another, specifically the USD compared to the rest of the world, they dont just inflate and deflate together in tandem. Thats how the USD was able to achieve 1:1 parity with the Euro last year.

you're talking relative strength, i'm talking absolute strength (buying power for real goods). if all central banks are printing money to do these USD swaps, that's inflationary across the board. you wont see it in the FX markets for the trading pairs, but you'll see it in the PPI, CPI, and PCE

[Anonymous No.54213058]

>>54213000
Nice trips, but it's ok... I don't deserve help

[Anonymous No.54213065]

>>54212984
KHC

[Anonymous No.54213076]

>my gf doesn't like sucking my dick
What do I do? And how do I profit?

[Anonymous No.54213100]

>>54213049
AFTER WE HIT 100000 TRILLION IN BAILOUTS IN ONE WEEKEND SO ABOUT APRIL 15TH

[Anonymous No.54213112]

>>54213076
>your dick
She loves sucking dick anon, just not your dick

[Anonymous No.54213119]

>>54213076
getting a boyfriend will solve this. Buy GRND

[Anonymous No.54213123]

>>54213017
you don't ever really stop just try going longer throughout the day without smoking. like tomorrow you wake up don't smoke until at least euro close 11:30amcst then the day following make it to powerhour, day after hold out til closing bell, following that only smoke if futures are open 5pmcst then just do that for a while. eventually can even make it no smoking if the suns up or something. idk it's really more of a boredom problem than a drug problem need to find some hobbies anon.

[Anonymous No.54213122]

>>54213076
It's over. that means your dick smells. which means you are unhealthy and your mind is wrecked. You will never make it because you buy stupid shit and will die of a disease.

[Anonymous No.54213135]

>>54213044
Really? Easiest? Im not really into deigs and stuff, but i always thought that shit hooked you worse than sex/porn addiction

[Anonymous No.54213137]

>>54213017
I just quit cold turkey like 4 years ago haven't smoke since

[Anonymous No.54213172]

>>54213135
easier than alcohol, tobacco, and most food addictions at least
most dude weeds are just 70iq niggerbrains though, thats why they smoke

[Anonymous No.54213174]

>>54212695
>You are already scared, you sold, you hedged, you've been bearish for 3 years.
Bobo in /smg/ may have.. but the average retail investor, the average institution / fund has not. We have had more than a decade of automatic investment in QE. The market is extremely long.
>When everyone expects the worst, doesn't that get reflected in asset prices?
That's the thing, although the narrative is "75% recession chance" it has not been reflected in asset prices -- look at earnings per share estimates for 2023, 2024. The market has not priced in the reality of an incoming sharp recession and the effect it will have on corporate earnings. It has not been priced in. Earnings are expected to grow, and keep growing, with zero expectation of a dip in earnings. When earnings dip, as is inevitable when the recession hits, it has not yet been priced in. The market still thinks we are getting soft landing, or literally no landing. Please show me how the market has priced in a recession in earnings per share estimates - I'll wait
>EVERY Bobo is a doomer now. Every Twitter midwit, YouTube literally who, retarded redditor is bearish
If there's reason to be bearish, are they really a doomer? If there is doom on the horizon, is it crazy to be pessimistic? We have been talking about the looming credit / banking crisis for months, and it finally has manifested. Everything that /smg/ bobos have talked about has come to fruition. It just isn't happening as fast as bobo would like, and not in a straight vertical move down. A painful, dragged out bear market, with lots of rallies in between.

[Anonymous No.54213177]

>>54213123
dumbass nigger standing on the sidewalk deserved it for watching like a retard

[Anonymous No.54213179]

>>54213135
it's something to do when there's nothing to do, it's not going to make you puke and shake if you don't have it, it really is easy.

[Anonymous No.54213187]

>>54213017
As with any addiction, the answer is to just fucking stop. Nobody is putting a gun to your head and forcing you to smoke weed. Its your choice, you choose to smoke. Simply choose not to. Wa la.

[Anonymous No.54213211]

>>54213174
Don’t talk to retards anon. Just let them get liquidated in a few months as nature intended

[Anonymous No.54213238]

Shinobu owes me sex

[Anonymous No.54213257]

>>54213187
>>54213137
>>54213123
>>54213044
>>54213041
alright I'm gonna mix all me weed up into a bag of shit and throw it out
that way I'm not tempted to fish it back out before garbage day

[Anonymous No.54213263]

Global economic collapse makes me so fucking bullish holy shit

[Anonymous No.54213271]

Total and complete milkshake victory
>dollar doomers utterly btfo

[Anonymous No.54213277]

Joe Biden is going to force Jerome Powell to say something nice.

[Anonymous No.54213294]

>>54212961
FREE MY NIGGA BILL
LEVERAGE IS NOT A CRIME

[Anonymous No.54213302]

WHATS A GOOD ANIME TO WATCH, IM RUNNING OUT OF SERIES

[Anonymous No.54213323]

>>54213174
Kill this poster for his crime of bearish sentiment

[Anonymous No.54213326]

>>54213302
the Gundam franchise in release order
>CAPTCHA: SA0 AD2

[Anonymous No.54213329]

>>54213302
Pokémon.

[Anonymous No.54213332]

>>54213271
I never bought the doomerism because I don't see a contender replacing the USD. The Yuan is a different kind of currency, I'm not convinced China would even benefit from it since it deflates and how much that has benefitted their economy and trade. Everything else is a meme.
I say this as a fiat currency hater

[Anonymous No.54213335]

The bear market is OVER. Even if the banking system collapses, gold, tech, and crypto will outperform due to the massive QE the Fed is about to be forced into.

[Anonymous No.54213343]

>>54213302
Read or Die
But you won't watch it because it's old

[Anonymous No.54213354]

I've got round 11,000 in debt due to "shat happens", credit card and a loan. Thing is though I'm not compromising nothing to pay it off. I'm not living like a hermit, selling my stocks, cutting back on my retirement stuffing, or draining my emergency fund. I'm paying it all off a bit at a time each month. Fact is my emergency fund is also growing each month to. Fuck compromising. Thankfully I'm getting a raise come July so that'd make things easier.

[Anonymous No.54213355]

>>54213302
LoGH

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54213367]

>>54207764
Gonna buy myself an epstein tier island and bankroll a socialite to groom and fly me a non-stop stream of lolis

[Anonymous No.54213368]

>>54213335
Even when bobo wins he loses.
It just isn't fair

[Anonymous No.54213375]

>>54213354
>KO boomer is not only deep in the hole with his boomerfolio, he's also clinically retarded
Checks out

[Anonymous No.54213379]

>>54213302
Argevollen

[Anonymous No.54213383]

>>54213367
Your audience is indian?

[Anonymous No.54213394]

>>54213302

[Anonymous No.54213396]

>>54213174
looks like you got a copy of the original mate.

[Anonymous No.54213397]

>>54213354
>credit card
Imagine the interest rate.

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54213401]

>>54213332
what about euros?

[Anonymous No.54213411]

>>54213375
He's not retarded.
He's the perfect example of the median intelligence in this country.

[Anonymous No.54213414]

>>54213271
These swap lines are always a sign of illiquidity. Last week was wild, might be as volatil this week.

[Anonymous No.54213418]

>>54213394
whats this?

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54213419]

>>54213383
what audience?
why would they be indians?

[Anonymous No.54213421]

>>54213396
boy got motted no cap

[Anonymous No.54213429]

>>54213401
They're our bitch lmao
They tried to get close to China during our trade war but they ultimately sucked our dick when Ukraine happened

[Anonymous No.54213430]

you pronounce it credit sussy

[Anonymous No.54213433]

>>54213302
I kinda fell out of anime and recently came back. Was surprised to see Netflix got the rights to produce Komi Can't Communicate. I gave it a chance(via free streams of course) and was pleasantly surprised. You can see where they budgeted on the art in some places but they didn't even attempt to woke it up.

[Anonymous No.54213432]

>>54213367
That whole setup always seemed inefficient to me. Surely it's better to have a few in-house breeding couples who would keep producing and raising new victims for the Jewish male to molest, forever and in complete isolation and secret. Why didn't Epstein think of that? That's how you do it, you can build an empire that way

[Anonymous No.54213446]

>>54213354
Is it weird I want you to have friends? You seem like a nice guy in your own world.

You have been journaling here for a long time.

Just in general I wish that young people would realize how based older people actually are. Zoomies wouldn’t understand though.

[Anonymous No.54213447]

>>54212942
>anime thread

[Anonymous No.54213455]

A SWAP LINE OF LIQIDITY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOME!

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54213463]

>>54213383
>>54213419
oh wait, you mean the channel.
It’s actually not primarily indian; they’re just the most vocal.

[Anonymous No.54213469]

>>54213419
your viewers

[Anonymous No.54213484]

>>54213354
Rate hikes on all debt incoming though, so speeding up a bit might be a breddy gud idea. I got absolutely heemed during the Great Recession due to a combination of rate hikes on what I'd used to start/build my business, and my up till then nicely growing business shutting off like a tap as soon as the news started talking about everything going to shit. I had cash reserves that got me through a while of waiting on business to return, but that wait just kept dragging and dragging. This was only the beginning of the storms that ultimately came. You have a dependable paycheck that is even getting a couple of bumps, so a very different situation, but that debt can still transform into a greater burden than you'd likely care to bear.

[Anonymous No.54213493]

I think I'm just gonna watch mob psycho 100

[Anonymous No.54213514]

This is not QE though, just trying to prop up the existing shit show. I don't expect a rally unless the fed pauses or lowers the interest rates on Wednesday

[Anonymous No.54213530]

>>54213418
Katanagatari

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54213531]

>>54213463
>>54213469
even when I switch to live, it’s still primarily the US.
I guess you could claim that it’s indians in the US, but I’d still argue that them being more vocal makes them seem a bit over-represented.

[Anonymous No.54213532]

>>54213455
Swap deez nuts ova yo mouf.

[Anonymous No.54213554]

>>54213531
I just thought it was funny you were making stream decision around indian convenience

[Anonymous No.54213571]

https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20230319a.htm
>To improve the swap lines' effectiveness in providing U.S. dollar funding, the central banks currently offering U.S. dollar operations have agreed to increase the frequency of 7-day maturity operations from weekly to daily
>The network of swap lines among these central banks is a set of available standing facilities and serve as an important liquidity backstop to ease strains in global funding markets, thereby helping to mitigate the effects of such strains on the supply of credit to households and businesses.

How the fuck are daily FX pair swaps enough of an emergency measure that they had to meet on a Sunday? Someone explain to me like I have no idea what's going on.

[Anonymous No.54213574]

>futes

[Anonymous No.54213596]

So, safe for another year, yeah?

[Anonymous No.54213597]

>>54213532
shant be doing any of that nonsense and balderdashary

[Anonymous No.54213600]

>"bailouts are QE! bear run!"
We're reaching peak denial

[Anonymous No.54213601]

>>54213571
Definitely something has broken. I mean, they dealth with CS on weekend too and were in hurry to make the deal go through without shareholders / bonholders vote. Fucked up stuff, but I'm sure Powell and Yellen will once again tell us that everything is OK.

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54213602]

>>54213455
kek’d

>>54213432
the offspring aren’t as guaranteed to be attractive.
some could be male, and also, that’s a 10+ year pipeline with a lot of work and investment on raising them, even if you do just treat them like cattle

[Anonymous No.54213604]

I like this guy, let's see what he says about this shitshow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssBZA5fChj0

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54213625]

>>54213493
n g l, mob psycho was pretty solid.
I think there’s a new season out that I haven’t watched

[Anonymous No.54213627]

why does the CS deal keep going up? 1B -> 2b -> 3b

[Anonymous No.54213632]

>>54213571
Credit Suisei going up means that line for dollars is cut. Also do the people in charge get weekends off anyways?

[Anonymous No.54213633]

>>54213355
Youre old

[Anonymous No.54213639]

Whats the most unethical companies with divvies? I only invest in super predators that will breathe shit and sleep to destroying the competition.

[Anonymous No.54213655]

Japan and S korea just opened!

[Anonymous No.54213662]

>>54213604
Anyone who has >1% bodyfat is not debtmaxxing and thus has no conviction in his own theories.

[Anonymous No.54213682]

>>54213602
You'll find customers for both genres and you'll be rolling in profits way earlier than at 10+ years. Spend those 6-7 years building your satanic temple and underground ritual sacrifice cave, you'll be busy.

[Anonymous No.54213685]

>>54213639
Glencore

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54213690]

>>54213554
oooohh, for the time change?
well, japan and china also don’t observe a time change.

Also, if this happened in the fall instead where the US is going forward an hour, the shoe would’ve been on the other foot and I would’ve had india start an hour late.
the reasoning was “what would result in the least people missing the stream — starting early in one timezone and on-time in the other, OR starting on-time in one timezone and late in the other”. The answer is of course the 2nd option.

[Anonymous No.54213693]

>>54213601
Other posts ITT say it's inflationary:
regional bank like CS needs USD liquidity > borrows from central bank > central bank borrows from Fed > we printin'

This should send commodities to the moon, correct?

>>54213632
>Also do the people in charge get weekends off anyways?
No, the worldwide weekly financial market holidays are so the people in charge can get side jobs at MCD.

[Anonymous No.54213694]

>>54213368
Markets are forward looking. Fundamentals have changed, the Big Fundamental is back, as in, expectations of immediate QE.

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54213701]

>>54213574
I remember this clip.
Why do his abs look so fucked up?

[Anonymous No.54213717]

>>54213017
Replace it with a lesser drug and more activities. Realistically, start mixing your weed with CBD, 50/50. And start bicycling or get a fish or something. And start taking days off. Start putting time between when you want to smoke and when you actually do. This is how I reduced my daily drinking habit to a thrice weekly thing. And the amount is reducing. It's difficult. But each time I take another leg down, I lower the alcohol percentage of the wine I purchase. You can do this

[Anonymous No.54213726]

>>54213693
> This should send commodities to the moon, correct?
At this point I have no clue what to expect. Game is clearly rigged. Governments and central banks around the world are doing whatever they want right now. If normies panic we could get an actual recession so who knows what will happen.

[Anonymous No.54213727]

>>54213655

[Anonymous No.54213737]

>>54213701
>Techno Viking was a mere "clip"
nufaggot detected

[Anonymous No.54213741]

>>54213574
This meme is almost 23 years old.

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54213744]

>>54213604
looks like his channel is only 2 years old.
he built up his audience pretty fucking fast if he was starting it from scratch.

[Anonymous No.54213745]

>>54213017
you spend your weed money on the market instead

[Anonymous No.54213747]

>>54213633
At least I'm sapient, unlike you.

[Anonymous No.54213753]

are anime girls good for you?

[Anonymous No.54213757]

>>54213639
MO

[Anonymous No.54213760]

>>54213744
He's friends with Mannarino, he made MMMRI for him, with the extra M

[Anonymous No.54213764]

>>54212968
and then I shoot.

[Anonymous No.54213768]

>>54213639
VICE

[Anonymous No.54213771]

>>54213017
My brother in christ it is literally the easiest drug to quit. Just like any thing it's going to take time. Start smoking less and less each day. If you smoke less wax than bud switch to wax. If you smoke more wax than bud than switch to bud. Constantly make a conscious effort to quit and you'll get there :)

[Anonymous No.54213772]

What's happening in the Asian markets?

[Anonymous No.54213779]

>>54213760
mannarino is retarded, doom with every upload

[Anonymous No.54213781]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.54213782]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54213786]

>>54213639
big tobacco duh

[Anonymous No.54213788]

>>54213430
Credi sueizz
Make the ZZ vibrate on the tip of the tongue, nigger

[Anonymous No.54213797]

>>54213052
I find it easier to argue with intelligent people.
Stupid people won't admit when they are wrong.

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54213804]

>>54213760
>He's friends with Mannarino
that’d do the fucking trick.

one of the other channels in my niche got a several thousand sub count pump off doing a single appearance on a 500k sub indian youtube channel.
the growth fell off quite a bit afterwards, but wow, it gave him quite a fucking headstart

[Anonymous No.54213810]

>>54213531
What do you post. Are the onlyfans fart anon?

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54213821]

>>54213779
I think doomposting just gets views with finance.
you won’t get views off crabposting.
zerohedge does nothing but bearposting too.

[Anonymous No.54213829]

>>54213604
This dude is good. Explains whats currently happening day by day in the markets in simple retard terms. He has a perma-bearish slant but his explanations of the market ongoings are solid.

[Anonymous No.54213834]

>>54213277
JPOW can't lose his credibility or we crash to zero.

[Anonymous No.54213840]

>>54213017
you stop

[Anonymous No.54213843]

>>54213788
>Pic
based Montenegroes

[Anonymous No.54213857]

>>54213821
doomposting gets views across all topics, our brains are more likely to focus on negative things

[Anonymous No.54213859]

Anyone else excited for the market open? Also sex with brokers

[Anonymous No.54213869]

>>54213772
Thanks to daylight savings, there's still a while to wait before they open.

Australia is open, but the only thing of interest tonight is KCN continuing to pump. After what seemed like endless legal battles, they're finally reopening their gold mine in Thailand.
I wouldn't chase that pump though. I'll probably sell today or tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.54213873]

>>54213779
Yeah but he's funny. He's more of a comedian than a finance guy

[Anonymous No.54213881]

>>54213745
A 2 month supply of weed costs like $50.

[Anonymous No.54213896]

>>54213747
Yes I do agree, you are attempting to appear wise by recommending a super old and overrated anime that only a true weeb would watch.

[Anonymous No.54213907]

Fed meeting is this week too. big things soon

[Anonymous No.54213908]

>>54213859
I am going to try to get to sleep early so I can be up and ready. Incredibly exciting, even terrifying.

[Anonymous No.54213909]

where would extreme monk mode of living on like 15k a year or less be viable?

[Anonymous No.54213920]

A modest, conservative, no-frills, fixer-upper, 2-bedroom starter townhome in the Rust Belt costs $100 billion dollars.

[Anonymous No.54213924]

>futures giga pumping
Bobo gonna get HEEMED

[Anonymous No.54213929]

>>54213909
i lived on 16k last year...so here

[Anonymous No.54213935]

When was the last time the market was uncertain whether the Fed will increase? That means no matter what happens Wednesday it is not fully priced in.

[Anonymous No.54213940]

>>54213896
I rest my case, zoomzoom

[Anonymous No.54213944]

>>54213924
And bonds are getting sold

[Anonymous No.54213945]

>>54213881
Sound like you're not smoking enough. I got tired of drinking alcohol so I have started up some shroom farming. It's been fun and interesting with challenges and provides a reward that doesn't require me to drink (in fact, drinking was terrible with it. My ass almost drowned on the couch) trying to drink a tall boy getting thirsty.

[Anonymous No.54213949]

>FUTURES

[Anonymous No.54213948]

>>54213639
LMT

[Anonymous No.54213957]

>>54213949
God I wish that were me.

[Anonymous No.54213961]

>>54213821
Don't trust people who call themselves Tyler Durden, and have a pic of Brad Pitt as their avatar. They never outgrew their edgy 16 year old phase

[Anonymous No.54213962]

>>54213302
>Saving 80,000 gold in another world for my retirement
It's biz related.

[Anonymous No.54213964]

>>54213949
this is one of the dumbest webm i've ever seen

[Anonymous No.54213968]

>>54213949
>I'm not like the other girls!

[Anonymous No.54213970]

>Futes

[Anonymous No.54213975]

zoomers have shit taste

[Anonymous No.54213979]

>>54213859
my female broker withholds sex when i'm losing money

[Anonymous No.54213981]

>>54213920
I live in CA so anytime I go onto Zillow I just get sad
Not looking for a home or anything I just see pieces of shit going for half a million and decent homes 750k-1mil

[Anonymous No.54213985]

>>54213961
He said while talking to a man calling himself Cummies

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54213996]

>>54213857
oh shit, he even does the fiery background thing.
pic related is a man that vtubes as an anime girl about vtuber drama. has fire in at least half his thumbnails

[Anonymous No.54214000]

>>54213949
oh man too much internet for me

[Anonymous No.54214002]

>>54213949
Thanks for taking the ban. I laughed at how stupid this webm was.

[Anonymous No.54214010]

>>54213896
I wouldn't say it's overrated.

[Anonymous No.54214011]

>>54213935
>That means no matter what happens Wednesday it is not fully priced in.
I think this week's FOMC is easy to read.
>85% expected .25 bps last week
>powell got schwifty with inflationary measures over the weekend
>Now 38% expect a hike pause
>.50 is considered off the table completely

0 bps would be bullish
25 bps would be crabbish to slightly bearish
50 bps isnt happening

[Anonymous No.54214029]

>>54214011
No matter what the hike is the market will rally due to unwinding event vol. Regardless, the bear market is over, up only from here.

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54214031]

>>54213302
I’m thinking about watching “Futoku No Guild”
I keep getting coomer clips for it on my youtube home feed.
I think it should be kinda like Konosuba

[Anonymous No.54214037]

>sanest 20x leverage CHAD during wild market hours

[Anonymous No.54214051]

>>54213945
Hey shroomsguy keep us updated. I don't always reply but I do follow your posts.

>drowned on the couch
How much do you usually drink, and how much did you drink that day? Are you a strong drinker? Curious cause your reaction was different from mine and my shroombro

I like drinking + shrooms, underrated combo imo. It depends heavily on how both drugs affect you though.
>take only shrooms
>tweak out and get paranoid/anxious/bored
>drink only alcohol
>have fun but black out and wake up with a headache
>combine them
>suddenly able to drink infinite beer with no blackout or hangover, still feel every effect of the shrooms except the anxiety

It's a win/win for me. I use shrooms to reduce my drinking though, so I only combine them on special occasions.

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54214063]

>>54213920
based and truthpilled

>>54213981
maybe that’s your fault for living in commiefornia
I don’t think anybody could pay me enough to get me to live there.
Were you born there or why the fuck do you live in california?

[Anonymous No.54214065]

>>54214029
agreed except for the "up only" part. Remember that Powell still has to get inflation down after this wrinkle gets ironed out.

[Anonymous No.54214068]

I'm gonna go to bed, I hope the market doesn't do a complete 180 on me overnight and we bearish crab more this week.

[Anonymous No.54214072]

>>54213979
as she should anon!

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54214080]

>FUTURES

[Anonymous No.54214106]

>>54214063
I'm from here and don't have family of friends elsewhere barring distant relatives I barely know. I contemplate leaving a lot but I don't know if I can anytime soon, gotta make it first.

[Anonymous No.54214128]

>>54213949
Has AI gone too far?

[Anonymous No.54214148]

>>54212942
Kill all tranime posters

[Anonymous No.54214157]

>>54214106
Hey that's my exact situation. Except I left for a little bit to get my career going but ultimately came back. I didn't think this place could go downhill so fast but DAMN, they tried really hard!

[Anonymous No.54214176]

>>54212942
If time deposit is at 4-5% annual
Should I pull out my stocks and dump there instead?
Lets say economy crash does it ever go to 10%

[Anonymous No.54214178]

>>54213604
i fuckin knew this guy browsed here. he literally copied my reverse engineering on the MMRI and made a video about it regurgitating exactly what i posted in here. fucker never gave me credit

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54214186]

>>54214106
>don't have family of friends elsewhere barring distant relatives I barely know
bro, I actually even have friends where I moved to on the west coast but we never even hang

[Anonymous No.54214215]

>>54213123
was the house ok

[Anonymous No.54214232]

global financial bailout of american banks is bullish
im going long calls tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54214237]

>>54213123
can't believe those cops did that

[Anonymous No.54214257]

>>54213604
>shareholders are being bailed out while bondholders are fucked because of Saudis
Lmao interesting point he's making there

[Anonymous No.54214277]

>>54213924

[Anonymous No.54214282]

FRC baggies, if FRC drops below 15 on Monday are you guys just gonna eat the loss or ride the wave to 0 or buyout?

[Anonymous No.54214296]

is credit suisse collapsing bullish? https://www.investing.com/news/economy/ubs-to-take-over-credit-suisse-central-banks-act-on-liquidity-3034066

[Anonymous No.54214333]

Apologize.

[Anonymous No.54214372]

>>54214333
Checked and so sorry.

[Anonymous No.54214383]

>Bank runs
>MMRI is at 226 instead of going 300

[Anonymous No.54214392]

>back to the futures

[Anonymous No.54214391]

Is this true?

[Anonymous No.54214397]

https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20230319a.htm
What a week

[Anonymous No.54214415]

>>54214392
>it's your kids, marty! they become trannies!

[Anonymous No.54214416]

>>54214397
What does this mean for banks

[Anonymous No.54214427]

>>54214416
big global bailouts

[Anonymous No.54214442]

Liquidity is a made up bullshit word.
>AAAAA I HAVE TO LOWER MY ASKING PRICE TO FIND A BUYER I'M GOING INSANE

[Anonymous No.54214443]

Just saw Dogecoin in Turbotax. We live in a söyciety!

[Anonymous No.54214471]

>>54214442
>t. never traded shitcoins
You don't know what it's like to trade with low liquidity, it gets ugly

[Anonymous No.54214478]

Also holy fuck Russlel 2000.

[Anonymous No.54214493]

I wouldn't even let the stock market suck me off but it can eat my stinky poopy

[Anonymous No.54214506]

>spicey rycey off to a literal moon mission ft. uranium bros

a daring synthesis

[Anonymous No.54214511]

thoughts on annaly capital? looks like its been beaten down this past decade, its a low entry point and paying 12% dividends
Ive thought about going long NLY JEPI VZ BTI and maybe a couple others and just not ever checking my account and just watching the dividends hit my bank account, how is that for a strategy? I could be getting 9-10k in passive income this way if none of them go bankrupt

[Anonymous No.54214522]

>>54214478
it got heemed so hard lately

[Anonymous No.54214533]

if i buy BTI will my money go... up in smoke?

[Anonymous No.54214575]

If I walk into the local branch of a regional bank, will they be able to sell me credit default swaps?

[Anonymous No.54214596]

>>54213779
Crypto Kid, is that you.

[Anonymous No.54214627]

>>54214478
kek.... we liquidity now!

[Anonymous No.54214633]

>>54214442
>>54214471
Low liquidity means a wider bid/ask spread. Think of it as a tax that you have to pay for doing an unpopular trade. No fun losing 10% profits because the spread is so wide.
Also, you can define liquidity as the average price times volume, annualized. This lets you roughly know how many dollars of that asset are traded per year, which can then be compared to market cap etc. TSLA is hugely traded, for example.

[Anonymous No.54214636]

>>54213949
WTF? Fucking kek.

[Anonymous No.54214638]

>>54214506
>investing in British "engineering"
Godspeed anon.

[Anonymous No.54214644]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54214657]

>>54214633
>Low liquidity means a wider bid/ask spread.
Because either the sellers are asking too much or the buyers are offering too little. One of them has to capitulate. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.54214673]

im currently experiencing a liquidity event

[Anonymous No.54214691]

>>54214657
More precisely, because there aren't enough buyers and sellers to densely fill the bid/ask spread. It means the same thing because the fillers are either retail, capitulators, or entities expressing a larger range of pricing models that fill the void.

[Anonymous No.54214692]

>>54214657
But in order to realize profits, you have to be both sides eventually.

[Anonymous No.54214695]

The new channel has arrived

https://www.bitchute.com/video/LDzRtcyfxYLM/
https://www.bitchute.com/video/LDzRtcyfxYLM/
https://www.bitchute.com/video/LDzRtcyfxYLM/

[Anonymous No.54214702]

>foot fag thread
oh boy, I'm gonna some good stock tips in this one.

[Anonymous No.54214704]

>>54214695
Posting in a sticky.

[Anonymous No.54214709]

>not enough dollars
How the fuck can there not be enough dollars? Holy fuck, entice these fucking billionaires to move their money around

[Anonymous No.54214710]

>>54214695
Only 11 minutes...

[Anonymous No.54214714]

>>54214391
Yes. Credit suisse and signature were both on a sunday.

[Anonymous No.54214717]

>Have my accountant aunt enter taxes for me
>Get the funny hitler number back
Based

[Anonymous No.54214725]

>>54214709
Anon that's socialist.

[Anonymous No.54214740]

>>54214717
>not doing your own taxes like a man to keep a tab on your finances
People who have a networth below $10 million and use accountants are basically women to me.

[Anonymous No.54214744]

im going to earn over 100k for the first time this year.

[Anonymous No.54214745]

futures are up, the fact that the central bank had to enact emergency USD flows is bullish

[Anonymous No.54214762]

>>54213432
i own this shirt, its worth hundreds of quarters

[Anonymous No.54214781]

SVB more like poop & pee.

[Anonymous No.54214783]

>>54214762
I'd rather have a high res image of that picture than a shirt, doesn't seem to be one on the internet. It's a funny picture

[Anonymous No.54214797]

FRC more like poop & pee.

[Anonymous No.54214817]

>>54214702
FL looked nice for a while. I missed a huge upside because I was paper handed.

[Anonymous No.54214820]

johnny fathands more like johnny blyathands

[Anonymous No.54214837]

>>54214695
Rocker I am a chud and I am offended by your video

[Anonymous No.54214841]

>>54214820
Did that fat bitch make a new youtube channel, yet? He keeps avatar posting, but he hasn't remade the channel.
BIG NO-NO FATBOY!!

[Anonymous No.54214855]

REDACTED

[Anonymous No.54214859]

>futures slightly up
Big dump tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54214865]

>>54214837
>Rocker I am a chud
I already knew

[Anonymous No.54214869]

>>54214859
Every trillion dollars now gets you a .10% pump

[Anonymous No.54214873]

JEPI and SPXS

[Anonymous No.54214888]

any thinkpad chads here?

[Anonymous No.54214896]

>yield investments with a hand grenade attached. The takeover of Credit Suisse by UBS Group AG included pulling the pin on $17 billion of CoCos, which are also known as Additional Tier 1 (AT1) bonds
So what are the financial implications of shareholders getting money before bondholders?

[Anonymous No.54214906]

>>54214888
buying IBM monday at open

[Anonymous No.54214908]

>>54214051
I usually drink about two tall boys in day but I work with high schoolers so sometimes I can reduce it or sometimes I end up with another glass of wine on top of that etc. I haven't hardly drank much liqour lately, but thats mostly because I keep habitually running out of mixers and shit. You might have thought the shrooms would make me want to try more cocktails, but really most of the creativity has been channeled into food/coffee.

As far as reaction: I was citric tekking so the come-up was pretty harsh with none of the fun giddy which bummed me out. I probably won't do that often anymore and just raw dog chew them since I like that bit of euphoria. I don't really have that much anxiety when soaking in a citric acid. Minimized nausea too. What typically happens is I get one immediate gut wrench and my vision softens and I know its my time to go lay my ass down before the body high has me moving in slow motion. My most recent was a little under two grams, but soaked in the citric acid it was punching well above its weight. Kept having my body tweak out every now and then where I had a harsh cut back to reality. Started to get some cool experiences like my vision going cellular and my ceiling fan either opening up like a flower or growing tentacles to rape me. Soaking in citric acid makes it come on quick and strong but the come down is also just as harsh.

[Anonymous No.54214916]

>>54214896
Could it be this
>>54214257
to bail out the Saudis?

[Anonymous No.54214940]

>>54214916
You know it. It's exactly like how the US repaid depositors at svb and signature. Don't look at the what, look at the (((who))).

[Anonymous No.54214958]

>you turn down an alley to take a shortcut and see this, what do?

[Anonymous No.54214963]

Please don't HEEM me tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54214972]

>>54214958
SEXOOOOO

[Anonymous No.54214981]

>>54214958
*unzips penis*

[Anonymous No.54214983]

>>54214916
>>54214257
>>54214940
Yeah makes sense. Someone at the presser even asked that.

[Anonymous No.54214991]

>>54213302
Sora no Woto

[Anonymous No.54215000]

>>54214511
keep watching dividend bull videos
and while you do that, invest in divvies with lower yields, like CAKE or some shit
and only buy REITs in a tax free account

[Anonymous No.54215017]

>>54213017
just stop. used to smoke a pack a day for a decade and was an alcoholic for at least a year depending on your definition. just stop. life sucks for 2 weeks but it passes.

[Anonymous No.54215018]

>>54214958
whore
stupid dumb bitch

[Anonymous No.54215020]

Lizzie be triggaaad

[Anonymous No.54215027]

Senator from Utah just tweeted this

[Anonymous No.54215032]

Senator from Utah just flew over my house.

[Anonymous No.54215033]

>>54214958
I guess invite her to the local goyslop truck?

[Anonymous No.54215042]

Monday, 9 AM. My alarm wakes me up from a dream (Taylor and a 488 GTB). I hate waking up this early, but the exchanges open at 9:30 and I need to be there. It's part of being a trader.

I listen to Bloomberg Radio (pirated) as I get ready for the day. Shirt? The green flannel one on the floor. Watch? The F-91W always makes an impression. I quickly eat some leftover rice and beans and head to the office. My receptionist glances up at me as I enter, then resumes licking her fur.

Futures are up, sentiment is positive -- just as I predicted on Friday. The market wants what I have and I know I'm going to make hundreds today. It feels good to be a trader.

[Anonymous No.54215043]

>>54215020
>>54215027
So the question is: what do the warren crew want from the next fed chairman (or chairxir?) that they're going to install in place of jpow any minute now? Have they commented on that in the past?

[Anonymous No.54215062]

>>54215043
They want what every politician wants, to pump the economy while they're in office and for it to collapse once they leave

[Anonymous No.54215065]

>>54215027
no he didn't, also he's a fucking bozo
t. Utahn

[Anonymous No.54215067]

>>54214958
HELLO

[Anonymous No.54215077]

>>54215042
>Bloomberg Radio (pirated)
I don't get this joke. Radio is free, is that the joke?

[Anonymous No.54215078]

>>54215043
She told him to his face in the Senate report the other day that if he wouldn't lower rates then maybe they needed to get someone who would. She is too retarded to grasp that this is the whole point of Fed independence and insulation from politicization.

[Anonymous No.54215087]

>>54215062
That's not the question. Did they say rate hikes = bad? Did they say they wanted to see more money printing? Did they say bankrolling depositors was wrong? If jpow is not literally deposed soon, he will miraculously start touting those positions. This is why it's important.

[Anonymous No.54215089]

Bulls bros.............we've teased bobos so much, crashing crashing and then we take it away haha

When will he learn?

[Anonymous No.54215111]

>>54215078
You have to be extremely naive if you believe there truly is fed independence.
Anyway, this means the 22nd will be pivotal. Not to be confused with 'there will be a pivot'.

[Anonymous No.54215112]

>>54214695
Seems to me it will likely be too late and FRC will open already dark pooled and gapped.

[Anonymous No.54215170]

BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH

[Anonymous No.54215171]

I want deflation or whatever when the cost of goods/services,etc take a dive. I want to go to MCD's and get some actual fucking food and it not cost retarded amounts of money again. I used to get two sausage biscuits w/small coffee for 3.18 (tax included)

[Anonymous No.54215184]

>>54215170

[Anonymous No.54215187]

>>54214958
Her eyes are crooked.

[Anonymous No.54215188]

>>54215171
>MCD's and get some actual fucking food

[Anonymous No.54215197]

>>54214958
i would not rape her that would be wrong and illegal

[Anonymous No.54215202]

>>54214695
Should’ve done rumble or truth social. I’m not watching this

[Anonymous No.54215225]

Should I invest in IYK with the hopes that inflation continues and I can get in on some of that sweet sweet PRICE GOUGING action?

[Anonymous No.54215226]

Are my Credit Suisse branded gold bars worth anything? Or are those getting zeroed out too?

[Anonymous No.54215240]

>>54215226
Of course they're getting zero'd. Who do you think ensures your gold is real? Hello???

[Anonymous No.54215260]

>>54215225
Even if you're genuinely so retarded you actually lapped up the muh price gouging propaganda, given how overleveraged every individual is (never-before-seen maxed credit cards, nobody buying homes, lowest saving rates, etc.), obviously you couldn't bet on that going on for longer. Can't profit off price gouging when nobody's buying because it's too expensive.

[Anonymous No.54215261]

>>54215087
If they want to pump the economy they want a pivot

[Anonymous No.54215296]

>>54213174
My doom was actually hopeful -- history shows it's the first to rebuild after a crash that survives and grows. Not the last to crash.

[Anonymous No.54215301]

>>54215261
Do you think politicians have PhDs in finance? Think, nigger, think.

[Anonymous No.54215305]

is america winning the economic war?

[Anonymous No.54215318]

>>54215226
>buying CS brand gold
LMFAO is that even gold, bro?! It's probably tungsten...

[Anonymous No.54215330]

>futures

why is nasdaq shitting? Because of the japanese markets?

[Anonymous No.54215349]

>S&P cuts First Republic deeper into junk, says $30 billion infusion may not solve problems
https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/sp-again-downgrades-first-republic-bank-ratings-2023-03-19/

[Anonymous No.54215356]

S&P more like poop & pee.

[Anonymous No.54215364]

Get ready to buy X at 18.
I did last time and made about 80% return.

[Anonymous No.54215366]

>>54215330
They just need a couple of more hundred of trillion in bailouts

[Anonymous No.54215383]

>>54215349
FRC $50

[Anonymous No.54215406]

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>>54212942 >>54213632 >>54214157 >>54214817

[Anonymous No.54215419]

>>54215349
I don't usually schizopost but this seems like a classic case of inversing the news.
>banking crash already deep red, moving onto the rescue stage
>fed about to slow or reverse course in two days
>market makers: NO GOYIM NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BUY! YOU DONT WANT TO (((EXPOSE YOURSELF TO RISK))) DO YOU??

I will buy the shit out of this if it does go down.

[Anonymous No.54215422]

>>54215364
>X
Steel.... in the age of computer coins. Anon, I

[Anonymous No.54215427]

>>54215226
Why do people but small gold bars? I buy neat coins with kings and empresses on them.

[Anonymous No.54215430]

>>54215349
Uh oh, stinky

[Anonymous No.54215432]

>>54214695
BASED

[Anonymous No.54215437]

>>54215406
Thank you sir.

[Anonymous No.54215444]

>>54215349
>reuters
I agree with that other anon, this is probably bullish.

[Anonymous No.54215446]

>>54215406
>couldn't even make it in top 3
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Anonymous No.54215445]

>>54215406

[Anonymous No.54215448]

>>54215406
Autistic and virginal but based. Glowing radioactivity in here

[Anonymous No.54215451]

>>54215419
Nigga at least read their fucking balance sheet before being retarded. They have massive unrealized losses and their CEO sold millions in shares 6 months ago. They knew this was coming and the board will likely vote to get bought out by JPM or BAC. Anyone who didn't cash out during the exit pump on Thursday is a retard. This will be trading at 15 next week. If you want free money then buy EWBC instead.

[Anonymous No.54215471]

>>54215427
yeah i find the mini bars cumbersome too, coins are better.

[Anonymous No.54215474]

>>54214282
Their only problem was short term liquidity, their assets are fine
I know this because bill ackman is FUDing it

[Anonymous No.54215476]

>>54215406
Kek

[Anonymous No.54215484]

>>54215256
>He doesn't just Google "Know Your Meme <Image>"

[Anonymous No.54215492]

>>54215488
>>54215488
>>54215488
>>54215488

[Anonymous No.54215493]

>>54215226
Nah they're done for. Tell you what, I'll pay shipping and take them off your hands. Might be able to recoup some dignity no longer holding worthless gold.

[Anonymous No.54215507]

>>54214383
he talked about this, saying MMRI has peaked and that's potentially bullish

[Anonymous No.54215519]

>ubs pays 3 billion for cs
>it has 7 billion market cap
>assumes 5.4 billion in losses
Wtf

[Anonymous No.54215529]

>>54214178
that sucks man

[Anonymous No.54215542]

>>54215519
Buddy look at enterprise value computer.
https://stockanalysis.com/stocks/cs/statistics/

[Anonymous No.54215563]

I bought WAL at 15.
It'll go to 50 right? Right?
That's a lotta banks that would have to fail.

[Anonymous No.54215653]

>>54215563
>not selling at 38
Holy fuck you greedy bastard

[Anonymous No.54216384]

You do stop consuming caffeine at 2pm, right anon?

[Anonymous No.54216511]

>>54215406
Over half of those posts aren't mine.

[Anonymous No.54216622]

>>54215422
Try building a bridge out of computer coins.