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54187590 No.54187590 [Reply] [Original]

I want to open a regional bank now that the competition has been wiped out. what's step one? i'll pump crypto with depositors funds so you should help me out

>> No.54187602

>>54187590
>what's step one?
be jewish

>> No.54187662

>>54187602
ok that's easy its just a religion. whats step 2

>> No.54188522
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54188522

>just open your own bank bro

>> No.54188573

You need to pay 5 mill. to open a bank here in krautland.
And the daily reminder that member banks of a federal reserve bank in burgerland can borrow from each other with the feds interest rate, or from the balance sheet of the fed.
If inflation>fed interest rate
Infinite money glitch
No you cant become a member bank

>> No.54188581

>>54188522
Is that gaddafi? Didnt they hang him why is he so beat?

>> No.54188595

The banking sector is going to be smaller in the future you midwit.