/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.54138276]

healing edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previously on /smg/ >>54137004

[Anonymous No.54138293]

>>54138276
>healing

[Anonymous No.54138295]

[Anonymous No.54138296]

>expecting the swiss to act quickly

[Anonymous No.54138306]

I BELIEVE
>>54138293
NVM SHORT AMERICA

[Anonymous No.54138309]

They're doing it lol. The blacks in San Francisco are getting 5 mill each
https://twitter.com/lavern_spicer/status/1636017220122824706

what tickers can we profit from with this?

[Anonymous No.54138310]

>>54138296
>expecting the swiss to act

[Anonymous No.54138318]

>>54138296
They probably only found out at lunchtime when they manually checked the tickertape feed.

[Anonymous No.54138326]

>>54138295
why would someone get an aunt jemima tattoo

[Anonymous No.54138327]

>>54138293
Everytime I see one of those t*kt*ks posted, I physically cringe and shudder. I don't know why, but they objectively disgust me more than seeing too fags fuck.

[Anonymous No.54138331]

>>54138309
QUICK LOAD UP ON CORN STARCH FUTURES AND VEGAS CASINOS

[Anonymous No.54138334]

>>54138293
She got só fat lol

[Anonymous No.54138342]

>>54138309
you can't, niggers are a financial black hole
look at south africa

[Anonymous No.54138348]

>>54138309
I am officially a black albino.

[Anonymous No.54138350]

Liquidate.

[Anonymous No.54138354]

Stop with the crabbing please.

[Anonymous No.54138363]

>>54138295
Even drawn latinas hit the wall wtf

[Anonymous No.54138376]

>>54138309
Peak clownworld.

Ya'll crackas be demons, pay me.

[Anonymous No.54138382]

my all world index etf just dropped 0.34% I cant take much more of this..

[Anonymous No.54138384]

>>54138309

[Anonymous No.54138388]

>>54138342
It's a stealth California bailout. They KNOW the nogs will spend all that money in 18 months.

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.54138390]

>>54138309
just rob niggers then and see how they like it

[Anonymous No.54138392]

https://youtu.be/BZbWHIPMjqM?t=43

[Anonymous No.54138394]

Stop fcking slurping and sell already

[Anonymous No.54138398]

BOIL

Psalm 23

1 The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.
2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever.

[Anonymous No.54138403]

>>54138276
DOW DOWN 700 POINTS THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

[Anonymous No.54138410]

>>54138327
It's the knowledge that some of the biggest losers alive are out there giving them money to keep making this shit. That's what does it.

[Anonymous No.54138415]

>>54138382
That smug ass marmot should get taken down a notch.

[Anonymous No.54138422]

SPY 386

[Anonymous No.54138436]

>>54138309

[Anonymous No.54138437]

troons lost, BNKD won lmao

[Anonymous No.54138444]

>>54138403
DOW more like DOWn lmaooooo

[Anonymous No.54138449]

Oil bros , we got boiled alive

[Anonymous No.54138459]

>>54138293
Disgusting obese mexican slut

[Anonymous No.54138464]

Real thread btw:
>>54138275
>>54138275
>>54138275
This one was created after.

[Anonymous No.54138473]

Google is somehow saving my ass lmao

[Anonymous No.54138477]

>fintwit getting spammed by TA bros “buying the dip for the big bounce”

[Anonymous No.54138480]

SLAVA UKRAINE

[Anonymous No.54138490]

>>54138444
HOLY TRIPS LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.54138491]

>>54138410
I don't think so, I definitely don't consider something like that in these cases as that would come from OF instead, surely.

[Anonymous No.54138492]

>>54138449
Buy the dip. Buy on margin if you have to. Within two weeks oil rebounds to $80.

source: trust me

[Anonymous No.54138493]

Why nasdaq is so resilient these days? Isnt it supposed to be nasDUMP?

[Anonymous No.54138497]

Someone explain this fucking tranny pump right fucking now

[Anonymous No.54138509]

>>54138444
lmao got 'em!

[Anonymous No.54138510]

>>54138480
*boba fett's starship ukraine

[Anonymous No.54138518]

I'm buying CS, CLF, and probably more META.

what are your guys plays?

[Anonymous No.54138519]

>>54138493
because its already 30% down

[Anonymous No.54138536]

>>54138519
50% if take inflation over the last 2 years into account.

[Anonymous No.54138543]

>>54138493
The Daq priced in the hikes back in May and has been crabbing ever since

[Anonymous No.54138547]

>>54138497
Simple. Market makers crab it during trading hours, options expire worthless, they dump it after hours.

[Anonymous No.54138548]

>>54138518
Nothing, you ESL troglodyte

[Anonymous No.54138550]

>>54138491
These tiktoks are advertisement for onlyfans, generally.

[Anonymous No.54138551]

>>54138518
Shorting CS CLF and probably META

[Anonymous No.54138552]

>>54138490
Holy shit that movie was kino.
>Death is but a door; time is but a window.
>I'll be back

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.54138553]

>>54138497
the market is going sideways

[Anonymous No.54138554]

>>54138493
NDX has no banks

[Anonymous No.54138560]

This kike on CNBC is going in hyperdrive to shill the markets as safe, buying puts

[Anonymous No.54138561]

>>54138309
Man at this point I'm pretty sure they've exhausted all normal ideas in starting a race war and are pulling out the big guns

[Anonymous No.54138580]

>>54138492
>>54138449
I'd wait til April AT LEAST. This is way too uncertain. Stocks aren't done crashing, and so probably is oil. Haven't read the reports for a few weeks since I don't trade while there is some bullshit price cap. But I heard Biden was releasing SPR barrels again? This could go to 60. 50 might be the bottom with recession.

[Anonymous No.54138581]

>>54138552
Ghostbusters 2 is underrated, it was only slightly less funny but still had that same charm as the first.

>>54138560
Which one? Everyone is delusional on CNBC.

[Anonymous No.54138594]

>>54138518
I sold my TMF. Sitting on cash, BOIL and puts until after fomc/after slurpers capitual/after the markets get heemed

I want to buy the dip on oil and natural gas but I'm just going to wait for the FOMC heeming

[Anonymous No.54138600]

>>54138518
I finally have an exit strategy for RUN.
Not touching CLF above 17.
DCA after JPow slaughters the bulls.

[Anonymous No.54138599]

isnt the FOMC meeting today?

[Anonymous No.54138605]

>>54138444

[Anonymous No.54138616]

>>54138599
yeah wrapped up 30 min ago

[Anonymous No.54138621]

I could buy two PS5s if I just pull out now

[Anonymous No.54138623]

Why Vix dumping sers.

[Anonymous No.54138633]

We're healing, we're going green by eod. screenshot this post.

[Anonymous No.54138641]

>>54138621
>he pulls out
Lol, gay.

[Anonymous No.54138650]

Can the market just die already this is fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.54138654]

SPY 386
BUDDY LOOK

[Anonymous No.54138674]

>>54138623
We are traping bulls. These idiots fall for it every time.

[Anonymous No.54138676]

>>54138621
that's fucking lunch money, hold until you can buy a house

[Anonymous No.54138682]

This is the recession getting priced in. Flight to utilities and safe tech like MSFT.

[Anonymous No.54138684]

Holy shit that SPY daily candle. It's OGRE.

[Anonymous No.54138688]

>contributing to roth IRA scam
>when banks cant even stay solvent
>just cash out in 40-45 years tax free it will be worth a lot bro and government wont tax you

Dave "the real estate slaveowner" ramsey is right. You are better off buying a crackhouse in baltimore with back taxes up the ass then scam market investments.

[Anonymous No.54138689]

>>54138654
386sx computer?

[Anonymous No.54138690]

>>54138599
22nd

[Anonymous No.54138693]

Buy MRMD

[Anonymous No.54138695]

Is trading of US banks halted? My CMC broker shows me you can't buy or sell, it appears closed.

KEK, FREE MARKET

[Anonymous No.54138700]

Why are you not buying regional banks?

[Anonymous No.54138712]

>>54138599
looks like its next wednesday

[Anonymous No.54138719]

>>54138688
fucking kek. My wife is taking his expensive ass training to become a financial coach

[Anonymous No.54138721]

>>54138695
CMC isn't a broker you fool, you are trading against CMC, not placing orders in the market.

[Anonymous No.54138731]

IT NEVER ENDS

[Anonymous No.54138735]

What do you call this pattern?

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.54138738]

>>54138695
indicator that the bottom is certainly not yet in

[Anonymous No.54138740]

>>54138695
In extreme situations they halt the whole exchange

[Anonymous No.54138751]

>>54138700
I can make a bonfire with my single dollar bills and get warmth

[Anonymous No.54138752]

>>54138536
Fair enough

[Anonymous No.54138757]

I actually had the FOMC meeting with Brainard in my pants.
Things are getting sticky to say the least.

[Anonymous No.54138761]

>>54138735
Sad & Poor America formation

[Anonymous No.54138764]

>>54138735
the obama economy

[Anonymous No.54138775]

>>54138735
Boomer’s delight

[Anonymous No.54138778]

>>54138735
The komm susser todd

[Anonymous No.54138779]

>>54138721
Whatever yeah, I know it's a CFD account but I didn't want to say my CMC CFD account.
I'm trading there.

[Anonymous No.54138786]

>>54138580
By April it'll already be over. The ideal time to buy is next Monday, once all the puts resolve that are now ITM on energy stocks due to the 30% decline this past week. There will be buying pressure because no one wants to press shorts long term. You see the opposite effect frequently when too many call buyers enter a trade.

This entire move is paper based. Macro factors lead to fear which leads to shifts in positioning. Physical is still supported, as shown by inventories.
We saw a similar move last June, and back in Dec 2021 before that. Energy is prone to these types of panic crashes because ESG and a 10 year shale-triggered bear market have killed off all institutional interest in longterm holding.

[Anonymous No.54138790]

>>54138735
The "print monopoly money to pump boomers bags, then crash it for millennials" pattern.

[Anonymous No.54138791]

>>54138688
Just buy index fund after every crash, cash a couple years later with no emotion then stay asset/cash flush until the next crash.

[Anonymous No.54138793]

>>54138735
the bubble chart

we're at the first dump, then return to "normal" then mega dump

[Anonymous No.54138794]

>>54138719
>marry a rich guy
>become a life coach

Many such cases. I hate women so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.54138795]

What would Selena be slurping right now during this tasty dipperino?

[Anonymous No.54138796]

>>54138778
been playing in my head all morning

[Anonymous No.54138804]

>>54138580
>Biden continuing to drain the SPR like OP's mom drains my balls because he has no idea how to manage the economy
Do we even have anything left in the strategic reserve????

[Anonymous No.54138814]

CNBC is rolling a fucking therapy advert
how many fucking traders are feeling the DOWnies?

[Anonymous No.54138821]

>>54138688
>You are better off buying a crackhouse in baltimore
years ago a coworker told me to NEVER buy a home for rental in a neighborhood you wouldn't live yourself. he was in a bad shape and had to live in one of the apartments he rented and it was in a ghetto shithole. needless to say he made sure he never made that mistake again lol

[Anonymous No.54138837]

>>54138719
>paying to learn about rice and beans while dave "slaveowner" ramsey buys out another apartment to occupy with slav- I mean "renters"
>oopsie your bank account is bailed in, dave "slaveowner" took out a loan against your savings account with leverage
>dont forget to bail out bald slaveowner with your goy taxes
>n-no dont buy the internet funny money you can hold yourself

RICE and BEANS

[Anonymous No.54138840]

>>54138493
Tech bottoms first

[Anonymous No.54138847]

>>54138821
>the plot of Barbarian
>except there was a sex dungeon in the basement

[Anonymous No.54138848]

>>54138804
He only used half of it, but using more means ground war in china becomes a bit funny monkey business

[Anonymous No.54138857]

Stupid bobo retards getting liquidated. I’m gonna cum

[Anonymous No.54138869]

>>54138398
BOIL HEALING

[Anonymous No.54138871]

>>54138735
The "we already went through all of Saddam and Qaddafi's gold" curve

[Anonymous No.54138884]

>>54138786
Well yeah, the drop makes no real sense, cause demand certainly is there. But these faggots are still crashing it. I wouldn't bet on their moodswings. I mean, maybe with a small position for a fun pump, but nothing I would hold long term, until we finally hit the bottom.

>Shale-triggered bear market
you mean the increase in oil production by the US? (to 12m barrels a day)

[Anonymous No.54138890]

if ECB does QE tomorrow. The bottom would be near. Just saying.

[Anonymous No.54138901]

>>54138837
we cook a big pot of rice and beans every few days, it keeps for a while and you can add anything to it

[Anonymous No.54138905]

>>54138676
I live in Seattle

[Anonymous No.54138917]

>>54138821
>you NEED to rent out your favela
anon just hodl the favela and pay the back taxes. The government will just bail you out if you bribe out the local drug dealer kingpins. Its like biz doesnt actually watch the wire despite meme'ing it.

[Anonymous No.54138934]

this crabbing in driving me insane

[Anonymous No.54138941]

>>54138890
What do you do for living btw? You are one of the few people talking sense here.

[Anonymous No.54138948]

why does you retards always freak out whenever there's volatility

[Anonymous No.54138954]

>>54138890
>tries to catch the knife
>wrong every time
>guys it's the bottom
>for the 27th time in the last month
>line still going down
>going to go down so hard when jpow confirms higher for longer

Lol

[Anonymous No.54138962]

>>54138804
Yeah, it's only been drained 60%, that's counting the 26m scheduled for this year which came from actual legislation years back as opposed to the Biden emergency.

I think anyone who expected them to refill it or expected $200 oil despite the SPR drain was pretty delusional. Looking at our domestic production vs consumption, there wasn't much need for the SPR at this point anyway. If they were to refill it at any reasonable pace, it would just cause oil prices to go insane again.

[Anonymous No.54138963]

>>54138948

[Anonymous No.54138965]

>>54138948
We like to be a little manic around here.

[Anonymous No.54138966]

>>54138934
better get used to it cause that is all you will see for the next 40 years

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.54138973]

>>54138857
if anyone got liquidated today it was longs bro
markets been sideways all day lol
mumu begging on both knees covered in cocaine bear cum for the market to go up again but it wont

[Anonymous No.54138976]

>>54138890
Nigger we still have 10% inflation in the EU. If they start QE again they can kiss the € goodbye.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54138984]

>>54138606
I can't wait until the US Treasury defaults on those T-Bills. These fucking politicians need to learn they can't just keep maxing and remaxing the country's credit card.

[Anonymous No.54138990]

>>54138948
>he doesn't trade 0DTEs
>Ngmi

[Anonymous No.54138995]

>>54138791
nonironically the best advice in the thread

[Anonymous No.54139009]

>>54138857

[Anonymous No.54139011]

>>54138976
Based I will buy cheap euros with bong pounds and use it to buy cheap weed and hookers in the Dam.

[Anonymous No.54139013]

Guys just buy the dip
>smg every day for the last month

[Anonymous No.54139016]

>>54138954
well i never called the bottom before........ also i'm not a bull nor bear. I am what the market wants me to be..

>>54138941
you know i print stuff and buy stuff and count stuff. just like everyone else.

[Anonymous No.54139024]

>>54138995
With leverage

[Anonymous No.54139033]

>>54138948
I'm browsing screeners and planning my next purchase to take advantage of the dip. Others seem to be more focused on trying to prove which political party has more tasty cocks to suck on. Kinda weird fetish ngl

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.54139037]

>>54139013
lol at boomers still long in the market about to be old and broke

[Anonymous No.54139044]

>>54139037
hehe harbnigger

[Anonymous No.54139046]

>>54138976
Did you assume the war was on Russia? The war is on the EU...

EU are lazy and stupid. They don't want to work. All they want to do is party and have sex....

[Anonymous No.54139050]

>>54139037
Good, they can sell their cheapies to millennials.

[Anonymous No.54139064]

>>54139046
huh. funny. me too.

[Anonymous No.54139075]

>>54138735
Old Charlie stole the handle

[Anonymous No.54139077]

>>54138884
>you mean the increase in oil production by the US? (to 12m barrels a day)
Yeah. The bear market in oil prices since 2014 until 2021.

I wouldn't seriously go on margin though. That was a joke. I think the current move in context of the current market events looks like a typical seasonal freakout, but there's legitimate risk that we see a 2008 type situation which spirals into actual recession. It's just that - this isn't that. Not yet.

[Anonymous No.54139078]

>>54138941
>talking sense
a cut by the ECB might be the most bearish thing they could do. cuts during a tightening cycle literally mark the start of the downturn

[Anonymous No.54139081]

>>54138948
for me, i like to trick others into making mistakes. i haven't bought anything since october

[Anonymous No.54139084]

>>54138735
Return to mean

[Anonymous No.54139089]

>>54139050
nope, Big Jew is hoovering everything up

[Anonymous No.54139114]

How fucked are we?

[Anonymous No.54139122]

>>54139075
and the train it won't stop goin no way to slow down
no way to slow down

[Anonymous No.54139142]

>>54138890
It will only lead to a pump for some days if not only one. And we crash anyways. Damage is done and it won't stop.

[Anonymous No.54139170]

Close red or green

[Anonymous No.54139173]

>>54139046
all they want to do is party and have sex.
and that's a good thing

[Anonymous No.54139176]

>>54139114
The opposite of fucked.

[Anonymous No.54139182]

>>54138735
Bubble popping

[Anonymous No.54139192]

I took a nap and now i've woken up...again. My geiger counter is reading normally, power, water, and electric working fine.
2 more hours anons, explain yourselves. I was promised the end.

[Anonymous No.54139200]

>>54139078
thats not how it works. youre stupid

[Anonymous No.54139202]

>>54139114
if they turned on the printer then why are stocks still going down?!?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.54139214]

>>54139078
It's unironically different this time

>>54139016
Hehe yeah, just like everyone else.

[Anonymous No.54139219]

>>54139170
red, obviously. as in, no pajeeta for you.

[Anonymous No.54139220]

>>54139170
Is this how normies communicate with each other?

[Anonymous No.54139225]

>>54139077
It's on the way of turning into 2008. I don't think it will be as bad as then, but I think it's not over yet.

I'd rather buy NATgas than Oil now, since injection phase will come and you can't dodge/evade that. EU gas storage has got to be refilled. Germany didn't really save much, it was lucky the weather was warm. And Frace, they just burn through it, no clue what they are doing, since they have a lot of nuclear power plants.

[Anonymous No.54139226]

https://on.ft.com/42cpU86
Goodbye, memestonks

[Anonymous No.54139229]

>>54139202
So you have something to bail-in when they come to take it.

[Anonymous No.54139237]

>>54139192
(You)

[Anonymous No.54139245]

>>54139226
you just know

[Anonymous No.54139259]

Are California banks good for you?

[Anonymous No.54139260]

Finally some good fucking gains.

Being a Bobo has been nothing but exhausting for the last year.

[Anonymous No.54139273]

>>54138821
>>54138917
i despise real estate but i'm also aware it's the best way to build generational wealth. still, there's a way to do it without being a slumlord. only buying properties you only you yourself would live in is one way to do real estate without selling yours soul.

[Anonymous No.54139284]

>>54139202
They didn't turn on printer in the same way they did during QE. It's basically a facility to provide liquidity to other banks that might have made the same stupid decissions as SVB management. You can call it unethical, sure, but it's needed if we want to have a soft landing. Powell and the team are doing great job and it's quite tiresome that some people here don't want to give them credit.

[Anonymous No.54139296]

plunge protection team doing a good job today

[Anonymous No.54139308]

>>54139225
>And France, they just burn through it, no clue what they are doing, since they have a lot of nuclear power plants
It's mostly for technical reasons, strikes didn't help, but it's mostly technical first and foremost. You need the storage to "breathe" if you want the same performance the next year. So when you have too much, well, you just use it. kek at some point France even became a natgas exporter. There's unironically so much gas you end up not knowing what to do with it.

[Anonymous No.54139310]

>>54139214
>It's unironically different this time
youre cattle. youre the cattle that needs to be slaughtered. moo for me you dumfuck piece of meat. you will be my dinner

[Anonymous No.54139324]

>>54139226
Even with this, some tards will still not believe volma is a thing.

[Anonymous No.54139328]

>>54139078
>cuts during a tightening cycle literally mark the start of the downturn
not sure why this line keeps getting repeated.

top s&p500
bottom 10yr rate

[Anonymous No.54139331]

>>54139114
so wtf, does the FDIC insurance limit not apply to depositors who aren't tech companies?

[Anonymous No.54139340]

>>54139225
Natural gas is a dangerous idea, at least if you're talking stocks. A lot of them have hardly priced in the shift from $8 to $2. Looking forward, since shale has ramped back up and wells are becoming increasingly gassy, there's a lot of excess. As it stands much of that excess gets flared, but if prices turn higher then perhaps they build out more capacity and start exporting that gas too. So there's a ceiling on the practical range that NG can trade at. There can only be momentary spikes.

I'm talking US gas specifically. EU is much more precarious. Conditions remain favorable for shippers like FLNG.

[Anonymous No.54139346]

>>54139170
Nice one

[Anonymous No.54139350]

>>54139328
>date
lol
who are you trying to fool?

[Anonymous No.54139357]

lol

[Anonymous No.54139361]

>>54139328

[Anonymous No.54139365]

ChatGPT was right

Its over

[Anonymous No.54139367]

>>54139170
lol what an autist

[Anonymous No.54139369]

>>54139237
They misspelled malinformation... weird.

[Anonymous No.54139377]

>>54139365

[Anonymous No.54139381]

>>54139170
CPRBpajeet was a footchad?

[Anonymous No.54139387]

>>54139259
>putting up with some dumb goblina literally mocking you for a sniff of vagina

[Anonymous No.54139402]

Pump begins in 90 minutes.

[Anonymous No.54139409]

>>54139328
>94
lmfao

[Anonymous No.54139420]

>>54139402
why you drinking coffee this late Mumu? Busy day?

[Anonymous No.54139423]

>>54139361
Ahh so it’s the 90’s again, this makes me happy

[Anonymous No.54139424]

>>54139259
If you’re blue text bubble you’re a fag. Quit apologizing. Women hate that shit.

[Anonymous No.54139445]

So what's the difference between a money market fund and a bond fund?
Shill me your funds

[Anonymous No.54139447]

>>54139387
You put up with being mocked here for (You)s, so who's the real retard?

[Anonymous No.54139449]

is it happening?

[Anonymous No.54139463]

>>54139445
for me it's the fund fund, a fund for your funds to fund.

[Anonymous No.54139471]

VZ is green today, just saying. Boomers win once again.

[Anonymous No.54139474]

>>54139449
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH she’s cute

[Anonymous No.54139479]

>>54139463
I funded a fund once. It was fun

[Anonymous No.54139485]

>>54138276
Wow SQQQ is a steal under 50

[Anonymous No.54139503]

>>54139445
The Human Fund

[Anonymous No.54139506]

outsider here cs will go under in 336 hours.

[Anonymous No.54139521]

>>54139449
yes.

[Anonymous No.54139526]

>>54139445
The thing before ”fund” tells you what the fund invests in. Then there are funds of funds, those are funds that invest in funds that invest in something, could be a fund or a fund of fund

[Anonymous No.54139544]

>>54139526
or even a fund that funds itself
that's called a mutual fund

[Anonymous No.54139553]

your face is a fund

[Anonymous No.54139570]

SPY 386
STILL

[Anonymous No.54139577]

>>54139237
doesn't really matter. censorship never works, and only further erodes trust in whatever institutions it aims to protect.

[Anonymous No.54139589]

>>54139526
Can I put some of my funds in a fund fund and then use that fund as funding for other funds that are specifically not fund funds?

[Anonymous No.54139592]

can't wait for the swiss to save its own biggest bank with a massive bailout

[Anonymous No.54139598]

How the fuck can shit like SVB happen? How can the US government print literal fucking trillions in a year and then a bank buy bonds? How fucking retarded can people be? It's blowing my fucking mind.

[Anonymous No.54139630]

>>54139424
>Women

[Anonymous No.54139636]

>>54139598
>How fucking retarded can people be?

You sweet sweet summer child...

[Anonymous No.54139640]

we are at that point in history where people will buy the close because they expect that the goverment will interfere over night

[Anonymous No.54139645]

>Bought in Nov
>Still over 90 dte
>Retardedly otm
>Still pumps 60% in a day
Bruh

>>54139598
My dad is blaming it on Trump because he reduced the restrictions on credit unions.
... Despite the fact that the bank chose to purchase high risk assets

[Anonymous No.54139646]

I'm seriously considering buying BHP again. Sold it at $69.69 this year for a 15% gain. Do you guys think 3 days rule applies to single digit drops as well?

Also, market seems to be healing. Dare I say it's a
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DaY8-Mui0I

[Anonymous No.54139647]

>>54139340
No, not stocks, CFD-cash or futures, or options (IG). Something that is true to the underlying asset and you can limit your risk (in EU even with margin trading you cannot get into negative, only lose what you have on the account).

I don't expect natgas to spike. But I don't expect it to go below 2$ either. It might trade in between 2-3 depending on the circumstances. Today it snowed again a little in germany, mid march. Weather seems to be changing/shifting in general.

[Anonymous No.54139655]

>>54139592
https://youtu.be/bP-6P2B5HCM

[Anonymous No.54139685]

>>54139589
Yes, it’s done more often than you’d think actually

[Anonymous No.54139696]

>>54139640
They'll buy because they expect the ECB to slow hiking. For me it's ok, another chance to short EU stocks. I even pray for me that they pump it. Pray for me too

[Anonymous No.54139697]

>>54139598
Hubris, greed… nothing new. Pride cometh before the fall. Those Silicon Valley twats along with every other croastie fuck spouting buzzwords and contributing nothing to society found their way into a job just by being unoriginal and going with the flow.

[Anonymous No.54139699]

>>54139655
we will see, people are saying both, no one knows anything anymore

[Anonymous No.54139704]

>>54139170
"did i offend u somehow" you goofy nigga. you should of just left her on read. go listen to the black phillip show on youtube

[Anonymous No.54139709]

[Anonymous No.54139712]

>>54139592
That’s not the swiss way

[Anonymous No.54139721]

>>54139699
to be clear, CS is actually too big to be saved. That's factually correct for once, saving it would destroy the Swiss economy

[Anonymous No.54139725]

>>54139647
>Weather seems to be changing/shifting in general.
Seems like the winter months have been pushed by about a month later over the last decade or so.
Anyways, natty has been in a channel for a bit. It just broke out of it today, could buy the dip if you're keen on that

[Anonymous No.54139726]

>>54139630
Are you gay? Do you like fags? If you’re masculine women will clean you feet with their tongues and bear your children

[Anonymous No.54139732]

>>54139704
>her
neither of them will ever be women

[Anonymous No.54139739]

>>54139598
>US government print literal fucking trillions in a year
The fed is not the government

[Anonymous No.54139741]

>>54139647
Ok. I think NG futures are a pretty reasonable bet, though it's worth noting the contango built into the curve right now. But even with next winter priced at $4, there's not much downside risk left.

[Anonymous No.54139750]

>>54139697
It's one thing if you privately fuck yourself with bonds or for example opening a rate account with below 1% interest. But as a bank you should be a little more experienced and cautious.

[Anonymous No.54139752]

>>54139721
>too big to fail
>too big to save
Uh oh.

[Anonymous No.54139758]

>>54139726
I am utterly disgusted by those texts.

[Anonymous No.54139767]

>>54138857
are you looking at the right charts

[Anonymous No.54139787]

it's a disgrace

this rally is fraudlant

[Anonymous No.54139797]

>>54139758
Good. Just vibe checking, I guess.

[Anonymous No.54139800]

Is it time to slurp the CS dip?

[Anonymous No.54139805]

>>54138398
The natgas retards are the worst posters in /smg/. It's like you just saw what leveraged natgas funds did during the 2022 bullrun and lost your mind from seeing the numbers. You're an idiot running on hopium, betting on a market you don't understand.

[Anonymous No.54139808]

Recession canceled, chuds.

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.54139811]

what rally? theres isnt a rally

[Anonymous No.54139817]

>>54139797
I wished I hadn't read them but it's too late.

[Anonymous No.54139819]

>>54139725
Not yet, not in this sentiment-climate. They drop everything, except for gold and silver. I'll stick to shorting DAX for now and after I'm done with that I'll go back to commodities.

[Anonymous No.54139820]

>>54139721
>Switzerland deleted
What a timeline we live in. What’s next, someone invades the USA?

[Anonymous No.54139827]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.54139835]

>>54139699
>>54139752
>>54139820
To further explain, CS's total assets are ~800 billion iirc. Depending on how bad their liabilities are (probably over a trillion), then I think it fair to say that it would be like the US trying to bail out i.e. JPM, but now the US has Switzerland's budget

[Anonymous No.54139836]

Is Berkshire going to buy something out of this mess? Provide capital in some way?

[Anonymous No.54139838]

Now would be a great time for Hitler to come out of hollow earth and save us.

[Anonymous No.54139843]

CREDIT SWISS SISTERS DID WE GET TOO COCKY?!?!?
https://twitter.com/CGasparino/status/1636050146441019413

[Anonymous No.54139845]

>>54139805
I don't require nor expect 2022 out of it.

[Anonymous No.54139849]

Based NDX-100 on its way to close green

[Anonymous No.54139854]

>>54139259
>Appologising for nothing
>Belittling yourself
>Asking if she was offended
>Texting four times in a row
>Pretending to be interested in pedicure

Her pussy is now dry as the Sahara.

[Anonymous No.54139856]

>>54139787
Check EUR/USD. Whole dip was just arbitrage

[Anonymous No.54139862]

I don't get it, if you have 20k can't you just slurp 5% gains on a crabbing stock daily? That's 1000 dollars a day

[Anonymous No.54139874]

>>54139820
It's a bit early to say that. USD/CHF still only 93 cents. It peaked above 1 last summer.

[Anonymous No.54139882]

SPY 387
BUDDY LOOK AT SPY COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.54139894]

>>54139843
>random dude is in panic
trust me bro

[Anonymous No.54139905]

>>54139259
She unironically wont fuck you anon just drop her.

Also learn how to not sound so desperate in convo

[Anonymous No.54139907]

>>54139835
And since they aren't part of the EU, I imagine the ECB won't be riding to the rescue? Not that it could if it wanted to.

[Anonymous No.54139909]

>>54139835
So, someone else rescues it?

[Anonymous No.54139914]

LETS GOOOO! ARYANS!
https://www.militarytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2023/03/09/pentagon-ufo-chief-says-alien-mothership-in-our-solar-system-possible/

[Anonymous No.54139925]

I hate the Nasdaq so god damn much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.54139931]

>>54139170

"i dont get paid by the hour"
do you realize how stupid this sounds. like say it in real life before you send a text like that. you would get getting some pussy if you left that and the "did i offend u somehow" line.

[Anonymous No.54139935]

>>54139914
The ship that came by and sucked energy from the Sun a few years back is back getting more.

[Anonymous No.54139940]

>>54139909
As >>54139907
said, why would anyone else go rescue it? Especially when everyone's banks are going to shit already, they have enough fires to put out

[Anonymous No.54139948]

>>54139817
We’re at the brink. Soon enough men won’t be comfortable enough to put up with female bullshit or act like pussies anymore. The great turning is underway.

[Anonymous No.54139955]

>lol what
>did i offend you somehow

[Anonymous No.54139957]

>>54139259
>>54139170
https://youtu.be/t9QOQNcpuiA?t=106

[Anonymous No.54139965]

>>54139935
Based

[Anonymous No.54139966]

WE RIP

[Anonymous No.54139967]

You will break 380, right Bobo?

[Anonymous No.54139969]

Did I offend the market somehow?

[Anonymous No.54139972]

>>54139854
This. Didn’t say it better myself

[Anonymous No.54139973]

>>54139957
fuck those tits. Seriously, what is wrong with w*men

[Anonymous No.54139975]

It's over intcucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ambaCzFTyo8

[Anonymous No.54139983]

FUCKING PPT GREEN CANDLES AGAIN FUCK OFF

[Anonymous No.54139984]

>>54139948
I already don't put up with any more bullshit from women. I've been divorced for almost a decade and live like a monk.

[Anonymous No.54139985]

uh oh hes gonna quit the show again isnt he

[Anonymous No.54139987]

SAY IT WITH ME BOBO
>PRICED IN

[Anonymous No.54139989]

SPY 388
I WARNED YOU NOT BUY PUTS MID-DAY

[Anonymous No.54139995]

well well well

[Anonymous No.54139998]

>>54139957
Those fake tits are retarded

[Anonymous No.54140003]

>>54139975
>Rectangular CPU
What were they thinking?

[Anonymous No.54140004]

>>54139259
>SINCE YOU WILL TOO
GET KEKED FARTSUCKER

[Anonymous No.54140005]

Man I haven't had a winning options gamble in weeks

[Anonymous No.54140006]

heh those witches are something else ey?

[Anonymous No.54140011]

newsbros...

[Anonymous No.54140014]

PUMMP INTO CLOSE!!!

[Anonymous No.54140017]

SPY COMPUTER 390

[Anonymous No.54140018]

qqq straight bussin

[Anonymous No.54140021]

US trading hours only exist to fuck Bobos and Mumus at the same time. Last 5 trading days were violently volatil.

[Anonymous No.54140026]

oh my goodness

[Anonymous No.54140030]

Meh, 4% locked in. I didn't understand the news about this but apparently CNBC hates this stock because they're poor and bad credit or whatever. If this hits 40 at open tomorrow I'm gonna cry but I'll buy back in sub 30. Thanks for letting me blog post, I have no friends irl.

[Anonymous No.54140032]

[Anonymous No.54140041]

THE ALIENS ARE HERE TO SAVE AMERICA, AND THEREFORE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54140042]

>>54139957
*dont care about fake tits*
*eyes immediately go down to those succulent stinky feet*


AWOOOOGA

[Anonymous No.54140047]

why

[Anonymous No.54140054]

I am financially confused.

[Anonymous No.54140056]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.54140055]

>>54139940
I don’t know, maybe to salvage some parts of it?

[Anonymous No.54140058]

DUMBASS BOBO GET HEEMED

[Anonymous No.54140061]

Reminder that anyone telling you there was gonna be a big second wave of inflation was wrong because they don't understand what caused the 1st wave.

Also reminder: M2 has been FALLING, and it was M2 that caused the inflation, not supply chain BS. The very same people late to the inflation trade are going to be totally blindsided by deflation next.

Bonds or cash. Careful with shorts because the markets will think deflation is good, at first. It will take them a few days or weeks to realize it's not a soft landing and the Fed has in fact created a liquidity crunch and credit crisis, and then they might still rally just on expected Fed intervention. Rates coming down sharply is the safe play.

[Anonymous No.54140070]

>>54139843
ITS OVER

[Anonymous No.54140071]

>>54139811
you didn't know? bro you 5 minutes slow. way behind the game

[Anonymous No.54140075]

We close green, cocksucking bobo doomer shills.

[Anonymous No.54140076]

fake pump

[Anonymous No.54140077]

>>54140055
Considering that SVB's auction went no-bid in the US, that's not happening

[Anonymous No.54140080]

Wh-What the hell was that!?!?!

[Anonymous No.54140084]

>another bank bailout

Say it with me, CONTAGION

[Anonymous No.54140088]

>>54139577
But what happens if the censorship isn’t called censorship when it happens, and when it isn’t apparent that it’s happening at all?

[Anonymous No.54140089]

>>54140080
ALIENS

[Anonymous No.54140098]

WHAT IS GOING OOON

[Anonymous No.54140100]

dead cat bounce

[Anonymous No.54140101]

Kek
Overbought on the 1D chart

[Anonymous No.54140121]

new
>>54140114
>>54140114
>>54140114
new
>>54140114
>>54140114
>>54140114

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.54140131]

>>54140071
i dont see a rally here
i see more of the same

[Anonymous No.54140138]

>>54138111
>>54138111
>>54138111
>>54138111
>>54138111
>>54138111
New

[Anonymous No.54140151]

2 year computer doing a lil something. whats the news?

[Anonymous No.54140157]

>you sold
>you will never have wonyoung

[Anonymous No.54140168]

>>54139984
Better that than chasing “love” forever. Many women should follow suit when their marriages fail. Letting men around their children or pretending it’s always the man’s fault the relationship went tits up is pure cope.

Did y’all have kids? I hope not, but at least you are

[Anonymous No.54140171]

>>54140077
Let it collapse then. Why isn’t the stock at zero btw

[Anonymous No.54140174]

Anons, how likely is it for the market to take an absolute shit this year? The bond yield is inverted, corporate debt is through the roof and we printed our way out of the pandemic. Shit can't be looking good long term. Also, just given the length of this run aren't we technically over due for a crash?

[Anonymous No.54140183]

>>54140171
close enough to 0, it's at $1.50

[Anonymous No.54140194]

>>54140168
I have a son almost out of college.

[Anonymous No.54140243]

>>54139725
Winter seems to come earlier and leave later but winter in general isn't not as cold. 5 months of March

[Anonymous No.54140403]

This market is so fucking gay. How can you have these massive dumps and pumps off nothing?