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It's starting.

>> No.54130143 [DELETED] 
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54130143

>It's starting.

>> No.54130214
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>IT'S STARTING TRANNIES, GET YOUR ROPES READY, I'LL FINALLY GET TO HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN HEHE

>> No.54130217
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>>54130143
VIX up 5%+ and trading while markets are CLOSED.

>> No.54130256

>>54130217
TWO

>> No.54130303

>>54130256
MORE

>> No.54130320

>>54130134
Lads I have 50k€ of funds in an euro bank, should I just withdraw it all or buy something?

>> No.54130343

>>54130134
down 17% now

>> No.54130347

>>54130214
>>54130143
I look like that but I dont say that

>> No.54130360

>>54130134
>ADR
discarded.

>> No.54130370
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54130370

Down to 2.04

>> No.54130382

>>54130143
>>54130214
shills working overtime in all happening threads
must definitely be happening

>> No.54130391

>>54130303
WEEKS

>> No.54130463
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-23% now

>> No.54130486

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.54130500

>>54130463
rofl, no way this is real

>> No.54130513
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54130513

Yeah, it's real

>> No.54130551

>>54130513
lmao
if this actually is real, it's going to be total apocalypse when NYSE opens in 3 hours

>> No.54130556

>>54130143
>>54130214
I look like this and I did say this.

>> No.54130572
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>>54130463
>>54130513

>> No.54130590
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>>54130500
You could check yourself, but you didn't.
It didn't have to be this way
You could have stopped this

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54130601

>>54130590

>> No.54130606

>>54130134
Your leaders will bail all the companies out with your money, this is not good for anyone. Everyone's quality of life will suffer long term from this shit.

There is also the possibility they want this to happen, so they can usher in official digital currencies and then ban all unofficial ones.

>> No.54130619

>>54130590
lmao, why would I want to stop this?
I've been trying to accelerate this for almost 20 years now
we might finally be getting there

>> No.54130625
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>>54130601
It gets worse (better)

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54130651

>>54130625

>> No.54130654
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>>54130625
>gmeme

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54130678

>>54130654

>> No.54130681

>>54130134
Reminder that 1/3 of Russian assets are in Credit Suisse:
https://www.finews.com/news/english-news/55768-russian-funds-one-third-is-at-credit-suiss
they want it fail so that they can get the assets on the cheap.

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54130699

>>54130625

>> No.54130710

>>54130134
>middle of the night
Fucking moron.

>> No.54130721

What are the implications of this

>> No.54130727
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54130727

>>54130710
>doesn't understand time zones
>calls someone else a moron
pottery

>> No.54130728
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54130728

>>54130134
>it's starting

>> No.54130753
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54130753

>>54130214
>>54130214
Based uplifting poster

>> No.54130754

what are the obvious puts

>> No.54130773

>>54130727
>Doesn't know where Credit Suisse is located
>If only there was a clue in its name

>> No.54130779

>>54130590
>I could save her

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>>54130773
>thinks institutional trading only hours aren't the middle of the night for most people
Negus plz

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down more than 19% now holy shit.
is it time?

>> No.54130847

>>54130834
>https://www.six-group.com/de/products-services/the-swiss-stock-exchange/market-data/shares/share-explorer/share-details.CH0012138530CHF4.html#/
This is its main exchange, dumbfuck.

>> No.54130852

>>54130134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQiHzcdUPAU

>> No.54130865
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>>54130847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Usb0OnhGJXg

>> No.54130886

>>54130134
Back to pol

>> No.54130927
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54130927

>>54130886
>he thinks the call isn't coming from inside the house
Accelerate

>> No.54130936

>>54130513
This is bearish but bullish for crypto right?

>> No.54130940

>>54130927
Stop replying to low effort trolls and NAFO trannies who stick out like a sore thumb.

>> No.54130948

>>54130681
They already pulled everything or at least 68% of their assets.

>> No.54130956

>>54130134
Can someone tell me why all these banks are going down? I understand the asset/liability mismatch SVB had, but are ALL banks as vulnerable as SVB? All due to the rising interest rates as an attempt to curb inflation?

>> No.54130972

>>54130134
>TRADING HALTED
TRADING HALTED
>TRADING HALTED
TRADING HALTED
>TRADING HALTED
TRADING HALTED
>TRADING HALTED
TRADING HALTED
>TRADING HALTED
TRADING HALTED
>TRADING HALTED
TRADING HALTED

happening over.

>> No.54130977

>>54130956
Debt bubble. Everyone is insolvent. Bonds are worth even more shit than before due to rates. Keep in mind central banks own all the state bonds. They want CBCB as a solution for total control like in Chinka. Clear enough?
Also millions will die when the bubble bursts.

>> No.54130982

>>54130773
And where is CS traded? On the NYSE

>> No.54130991

>>54130972
Lol shill

>> No.54131007
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>>54130940
No.

>> No.54131055

>>54130977
>Clear enough?
No. What is CBCB?

>> No.54131062

>>54131055
Your enslavement

>> No.54131174

>>54131055

He probably meant to say central bank digital currency (ticker $CBDC)

>> No.54131240

>>54131055
Checked. Yeah I made a typo.
>>54131174
Meant this^

>> No.54131262

>>54131055
FedCoin (ticker: USD)

>> No.54131322

>>54130320
Research the quality of banks. They're not all the same. Split your money between several strong ones. Maybe make a Coimetro account and buy some BTC and ETH too

>> No.54131384

>>54131322
Or just pin cash or get real assets instead of fake money. Fucking banker shill.

>> No.54131396

>>54130936
people are going to mass exodus out of crypto to get cash and real assets before everything collapses

>> No.54131416
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>>54131396
Brah FUCK

>> No.54131486

>>54130956
Yes. The problem is that it's not just banks that made shitty bond bets on ZIRP forever like SVB. It's also Euro banks and pension funds that were forced to buy wank Euro bonds (many at NEGATIVE interest rates) and US banks that made shitty bets on ZIRP forever via MBS (Morgage Backed Securities). These aren't currently covered by backstops like the one the US government issued this weekend. So now these pressure points will be stress tested by shortsellers. Then governments will intervene again. Rinse and repeat until FED and ECB give up, drop rates, and the inflation kraken is truly unleashed.

>> No.54131537

>>54131396
only real asset is your mind, body and by extension of both: skills.

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54131567

>WOW ITS FUCKING HAPPENING CHUDS

>I WILL FINALLY HAVE SEX WHEN MY 100$ WORTH OF PUTS PRINT

>> No.54131616

total fiatcel death

>> No.54131632

>>54131567
>nothing ever happens
>ok but this doesn't count

total
fiatcel
death

>> No.54131684

1.87

Down 25.4%

>> No.54131738

>>54131632
nothign will happen

they will save it within 48 hours

>> No.54131778

>>54131738
Who gonna save it?

>> No.54131851

>>54130143
I love these losers that wanna perpetuate a system that actively fucks their whole quality of life up because they dont wanna lose their 800 dollars investment kek.
Its like the stinkers when they were boasting about their 200 link stack going up in value white sergey was dumping 700k tokens a week. Some people are just born to be cúcks

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>>54130134
https://files.catbox.moe/rdul8i.webm

It is HAPPENING bros

>> No.54131875

>>54131684
1.7 now, buckle up!

>> No.54131932

>>54130956
Yes because banks are short short term and long long term. But the yield inversion...

>> No.54131964

>>54131851
800 bucks is more than NAFO pays for a lifetime of work

>> No.54132116

>>54130972

Kek

>> No.54132140
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>27% down
holy fuck. can Europe crash the entire World economy ?

>> No.54132162

>>54130134
Futures at negative 555 currently didn't a.i. say the crash was today

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>>54131778

>> No.54132201

>>54132140
>can Europe crash the entire World economy ?

of course it can, are you fucking stupid?

>> No.54132246

>>54132140
Yes, it's called contagion.

>> No.54132260
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54132260

1.78

-29%

When does it stop?

>> No.54132352

>>54131567
imagine projecting your own idea that "finally having sex" is what's it all about
have sex, chud

>> No.54132353

Last chance to fomo into gold

>> No.54132370

>>54130134
bullish

>> No.54132378

Just dropped 1k on CS. Wish me luck, lads.

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>>54130134
Will this disrupt our ability to send our net worth in monthly payments to an already lost war in Ukraine? OH nooooooez

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>>54132260

>> No.54132475

>>54132379
hmm that's an unusually aggressive headline
hedgie hedgie soon for ledgie

>> No.54132582
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looks like it’s been going down since 2008

>> No.54132930

>Swiss national bank declined to comment on Credit Suisse’s situation, which is down 20% on the stock market

>> No.54132963
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>>54132582
>the 2008 crisis hasn't even started yet

>> No.54133149

>>54132260
>When does it stop?
at zero

>> No.54133151

>>54132140
My brother in Christ the EU is the world’s second largest economy, yes I am fully aware the Swiss aren’t in the EU bu. (pre Covid and the bongs bailing it occasionally flip flopped with the US). Of course Europe can

>> No.54133182

>>54130214
I look like this and I said half of this

>> No.54133222

>>54130134
>in the middle of the night
Burger essentialism

>> No.54133314

>>54130134
It's happening already. Run from banks! We have no more excuse since we can spend out crypto just like fiat via CryptMi app. Next to follow this is Wells Fargo.

>> No.54133378

>>54130134
soundtrack for today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKkCP7ovMQA

>> No.54133619

>>54130134
oh shit its nothing again! wow cool!

>> No.54133809

>>54133619
>I have no idea what's driving this market and I WILL lose all my money

>> No.54134209

It just went from -30% to -17% in a couple of minutes. How the fuck does this happen, is there any chance this is organic and not some central bank(s) trying to save them?

>> No.54134259

>>54134209
You already know the answer

>> No.54134315

can we proof this somehow? Is there like some signature to look out for in the ordering book? I don't have access to any trading tool that would show you that detail.

>> No.54134348

>>54134209
+5% in 1 hour
place your longs now and print money

>> No.54134395

>>54134209
Credit Suisse is fine. This whole thing was panic selling and people are realising that.
American banks are in trouble not europeans.

>> No.54134424

When the credit is sussy looool

>> No.54134427

>>54134348
I'm a poorfag I just spend €100 for 50 shares, probably childs play for most here but did I make a good call to buy them now?

>> No.54134463

>>54134395
dude they were told by the SEC to not release their 2022 earnings just yet. What do you think will happen once they do? This bank is done. Maybe they can create another Deutsche Bank situation and keep it a zombie for the next decade. But anybody who holds any money in that bank by now is an absolute clown.

>> No.54134484

>>54132188
lol wat?
no way

>> No.54134523

>>54132188
It’s a literal monkey on a typewriter. Nothingburger.

>> No.54134524

>>54134463
so when should I sell them?

>> No.54134555

>>54134463
>The liquidity rate was 144 percent at the end of 2022 and is currently more than 150 percent. There is also no danger from the bond portfolio on the balance sheet, which only amounts to 2.5 billion francs. Interest rate risks are fully hedged.

>> No.54134571

>>54130320
When the stock hits zero like the rest of us anon.

>> No.54134592

>>54134463
Already released, and healthy
https://www.credit-suisse.com/about-us/en/reports-research/subsidiary-financial-reports/credit-suisse-schweiz-ag.html

>> No.54134722

>>54130972
Just giving the mumus a breather

>> No.54134782
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54134782

>>54134592
I wonder what will happen when it will not be healthy

>> No.54134951

>>54134592
Then why are their 5 year CDS soaring and why are they tanking on the NASDAQ? Can anybody who knows their shit explain please? This can't be driven purely by irrational fear

>> No.54135008

>>54134951
The Saudis said today they dont want to buy additional stock and inject money
that was enough

>> No.54135088

>>54135008
It's a nothingburger then

>> No.54135113

>>54135088
yes

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>>54134782
>>54134951

CDC's are like a shitcoin. Low volume plus impossible to honor if a bank as big as CS collapses.

>> No.54136493

>>54135008
If the Saudis - who are blowing through billions in “giga” projects in the middle of nowhere aren’t buyers then you know CS is truly and totally fucked.
Like proper fucked.

https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/credit-suisses-saudi-backer-happy-with-transformation-plan-doesnt-think-extra-2023-03-15/

>> No.54137445

>>54136493
It's a regulatory cap. They cannot invest more since they are not allowed to own mor than 10%

>> No.54137855

>>54131055
Cock Big Cock Black

>> No.54138148

>The likely scenario is now a liquidation of CS, the source explains.
>Finma takes over the helm of CS, the shareholders lose their money, the special bondholders become the new owners of the bank.
https://insideparadeplatz.ch/2023/03/15/credit-suisse-droht-abwicklung-durch-snb-und-finma/