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JP MORGAN GOES UNDER WITH 3.3 TRILLION IN LIABILITIES

POST YOUR AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH FACE

>> No.54125724
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Cramer is the ultimate JUST god for being wrong every single time. Someone should put an etf together that just does the opposite of what he says and we'd all be filthy rich kek

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>>54125666
Next in line Bank of America
The entire boomer pension system goes to 0 ushering in carbon credit CBDC and UBI
Mobs on the street open hang bankers and the rich
World ends in a nuclear blaze of unglory

>> No.54125761

>>54125666
Get thee behind me, Satan.

>> No.54125765

I’m tired and retarded and for half a second I thought it did

>> No.54125768

>>54125666
Link or shenanigans.

>> No.54125783

>>54125768
>>54125724
>>54125743
its fake idiots

>> No.54125794

kek i had to check to see if it was real

>> No.54125800

>>54125666
Lying satan.

>> No.54125859

>>54125743
Post more

>> No.54125882

>>54125666
dick got mad hard for a sec

>> No.54125967

>>54125783
Wow, how did you figure that out?

>> No.54125983

>>54125666
russhit bot thread

>> No.54126005
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>>54125859
glow more
>"Humanity is nothing but a pyramid scheme hidden behind a facade of tears..."
>We shouldn't fear change itself, but only who we might change into.

>> No.54126011

>>54125983
>NOOOOO STOP SHITPOSTING THIS IS SUPER SERIOUS

>> No.54126224

>>54125724
It already exists.

https://www.thestreet.com/etffocus/blog/inverse-cramer-etf-is-live

>> No.54126228

>>54125983
You will never be a Glownigger.

>> No.54126258
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>>54125666
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.54126437

>>54126228
yowza, gotttyim.

>> No.54126480

>>54125666
If you would have said BoA I might have believed you for a second. They have over 40% of their equity in unrealized losses. The weakest by far of the big 4.

>> No.54126555

>>54125882
same.
I want that vulture fund to be annihilated.

>> No.54126584

>>54126555
jannies are on our side. these fucking digits lately. I think possibly jannies got betrayed by their DIA handlers and now are going rogue and supporting our narratives that are native to this website's community.

>> No.54126640

>>54125666
Just an FYI, this sort of thing can get you either arrested, sodomized, and executed or lead you to being put on "the list."

>> No.54126667

>>54126640
you get arrested for doing photoshop on fake news websites? what?

>> No.54126694

>>54125983
wtf check CNN, it's real!!!

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>>54126640
>Just an FYI, this sort of thing can get you either arrested, sodomized, and executed or lead you to being put on "the list."

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>>54126640
Imagine not being on a list in 2023.

>> No.54126987

>>54125666
Credit Suisse is how this could happen. Also, "JP Morgan sues ex-Barclays boss Jes Staley over ties to Jeffrey Epstein." So the great augur may be on to something.

>> No.54127189

>>54125666
JP Morgan will not only outlive you. It will outlive your children and grandchildren.

>> No.54127770

>>54126640
I'm already under multiple watchlists.

>> No.54128186

>>54125783
Prove it

>> No.54128208

>>54125666
>>54125724
>JPM is a fortress
>Cramer is wrong every time
Don't you guys get it!? JPM is defenseless and free for the taking! All we have to do is march in there and claim it for ourselves!

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>>54125743
I don't get this photo. How the fuck do you jump from 70 AD all the way to 1917? How the fuck do you jump from 700 BC all the way to the 18th Century?
Sus as fuck.