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>> No.54124269

>>54124246
old white dudes are so fucking hot

>> No.54124300

>>54124246
Bring back mini bars in exec offices.

>> No.54124307

>>54124246
My house. Office is a pre covid concept.

>> No.54124322

>>54124246
Lots of fit, freshly graduated pussy, mandatory mini skirts, and no purple hair.

>> No.54124334

>>54124307
Do you say that only because corporate culture has become so cucked and gay and your coworkers are a bunch of lame normies with no legitimate personality?

>> No.54124335

>>54124246
cc'ing emails by seniority
the order of who gets in the car by seniority
holding the umbrella for senior members
Bending over on command and exposing my anus for shlomo

>> No.54124345

>>54124246
people leave me alone and I don't have to actually put any work

>> No.54124475

>>54124322
>gets purple id

>> No.54124494

>>54124475
Kek.

>> No.54124533

>>54124322
Mandatory ass pinching and ass slapping of fit freshly graduated women.

>> No.54124587

>>54124334
No. I like zero commute, shower on my break, chores between meetings. I don't have to censor what I wear or say to fit some local unwritten culture rules. I can check my email at 5am to see if the teams in Europe put out the fire and go back to bed. I can take a 3 hour lunch and make the time up in the evening. I can meet with the European teams during their day by simply setting an alarm and doing it with zero travel time. Home cooked food is always cheaper and better.

If I don't like a coworker I only have to deal with them when we're in a meeting, always manageable.

Office is dead.

>> No.54124618

>>54124587
This is pure, concentrated anti-semitism.

>> No.54124633

>>54124246
Basically just Mad Men, ironically enough.

>> No.54124636

>>54124246
A desk, no noise, no coworkers no social bullshit. That's it really.

>> No.54124723

>>54124246
uniforms + independent work + a formal tone

>> No.54124951

>>54124246
all male, no chinks

>> No.54124994
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54124994

>>54124246
Cute office ladies in skirts like my japanese animes

>> No.54125009

>>54124246
"Working" from home (i.e. making passive income)

>> No.54127223

>>54124246
Same as my old job. Everyone fucks around until the sergeant major comes in obviously, even our dear platoon commander gets stiff when the old bastard walks in.

>> No.54127794

>>54124246
For people just to give me a job to do and then just not fucking talk to me or look at me for the rest of the day.

>> No.54127836

>>54124246
I'm bored and what is the best leslie nielsen-starring Naked Gun movie to watch right now?

>> No.54127852

>>54124269
oh you clever piece of shit