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All roasties as usual....walk in and see 4 roasties, they ask me during the interview if I'm married or have kids...answer no, can instantly sense their pussies get wet and sense their lust... here we go again... so tired of working with these whores.

>> No.54121062

>>54121018
schizo pilled and coomer pilled at the same time, huh?

>> No.54121109

>>54121018
Imagine fucking all of these whores at once. You should be able to name your dick the United Nations after that.

>> No.54121141

>>54121109
Kek

>> No.54121162
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54121162

>>54121062
>get up for interview
>was too lazy to prepare
>got nervous
>jerked off to calm down
>oh shit it's late, gotta run
>never wash hands
>4 roasties shake my hand when I enter the room
I basically got a handjob from all of them.

>> No.54121317

>>54121018
4, power gap, 1, power gap, 2, 3

>> No.54121707

>>54121018
Say yes next time. The reaction will be even better.

>> No.54122264

>>54121707
you mean worse? this interest isn't something I want.

>> No.54123246

>>54122264
Huh there's no way to win then. If you act unattractive you'll ruin your odds to get the job. Saying that you are gay will not end well either. Asexual and the roasties wil get creeped out.

>> No.54125258

>>54121162
No, if they shook your hand THEN you masturbated then you could kind of say that they gave you an handjob. You have it backwards.

>> No.54125434

>>54121018
>they ask me during the interview if I'm married or have kids

this is illegal you retard

>> No.54125659

Please don't involve us in your sexual fantasies OP. It's indecent.

>> No.54125710

>>54121018
>Roasties got wet because you're unmarried with no kids
It's the opposite, you LARPer. That's I know the story is fake, along with you having an interview. Women are inherently more attracted to married men.

>> No.54125816

>>54125659
Please involve us in your next sexual fantasy OP. Communist anon can be sucking dick at the water cooler, and the guy who says his mental state controls the board can RP as a schizophrenic homeless man who molests you on your way to work.

>> No.54125896

>>54121018
>be me
>handsome, 38 with wife and child
>do not read your post
>just masturbate furiously to the image
>post this
>close thread

>> No.54125936

Women typically are more into married men, OP.

>> No.54125966

>>54121018
Why would the company or HR department give a shit whether you are married or have kids? Isn't that a personal question to answer?

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54126978

>>54125896
Based

>> No.54127020

>>54125710
>>54125434
>>54125966

I don't live in the US, there are no rules basically. They discriminate freely.