/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.54119072]

How do you short the dating market. The Indicators clearly show there a massive fucking bubble.

[Anonymous No.54119096]

>>54119072
wow, what a catch

[Anonymous No.54119107]

there is NO WAY this was created unironically by a female

[Anonymous No.54119119]

>>54119072
It's backed up by government subsidy which is backed up by infinite money printing machine. Shorting women is the same as shorting the us government. It can stay retarded a lot longer than you can stay solvent.

[Anonymous No.54119133]

>>54119107
You'd be surprised anon, I know 4 or 5 women in similar situations. And yes, all their kids are half nigger

[Anonymous No.54119144]

>>54119072
you could have a year ago. Match Group stock has been sliding steadily since 2021 i believe

[Anonymous No.54119159]

>>54119107
You're right. I no longer see persons with vaginas that have kids as female.

[EternalLoveandKisses No.54119161]

>>54119072
go long on this treasure

[Anonymous No.54119192]

>>54119072
Artificial wombs and ai, hyper realistic bot gf’s. There is no other way.

[Anonymous No.54119220]

>>54119072
The amount of fat ENM hoes I’m seeing on tinder now looking for a “third” is sickening. Hoeflation is too real.

[Anonymous No.54119305]

>>54119072
I have been using tinder for 2 months now. I've gotten 3 girls legitimately wanting to come over but I think its insane how few people actually want to be with me. Now I dont mean to seem narcissistic but I KNOW I am high-quality male. I'm 6'2, wealthy, I have interesting hobbies, no criminal history, good at listening to people I care about, and sure, maybe I could be a bit more attractive. Im planning on going to the gym more starting this month. But im not ugly. Who the hell is getting all the matches if I can only get 7 every week, most of which NEVER reply back or are bots. Sometimes the woman even messages me first calling me attractive and then never replies again???

[Anonymous No.54119363]

>>54119159
>I no longer see persons with vaginas that have kids as female
bit gay desu

[Anonymous No.54119384]

>>54119072
Sounds good I’ll date her

[Anonymous No.54119455]

>>54119305

We need to let every single one of these apps die. It utterly destroys the natural dynamic between man and woman. Pull your attention and money out and let them burn.

[Anonymous No.54119496]

>>54119072
That's why I only talk to women when I go out. Online dating is fucking brutal man.

[Anonymous No.54119498]

>>54119107
It's just rage bait

[Anonymous No.54119529]

>>54119072
You short the dating market by dating 20-23 year olds and not a year older. You never buy a house with a woman, you never combine bank accounts with a woman, put all of your assets into an trust before you marry. Not marrying is the best option. Get a good attorney lined up and never give up a dime to a roastie. They are all whores and would readily monkey branch to the next simp if something happens to you.

[Anonymous No.54119538]

>>54119455
or we unironically treat females like property

[sage No.54119585]

>>54119072
>Looking for a male role model
>Has an Onlyfans. 3 fathers, but divorced twice.

>Must be 6 ft tall
>Looking for a long time, not a good time.

Lol she wants everything, but wants to pretend she isn't being picky.

[Anonymous No.54119591]

>>54119107
Narcissists try looking for love too anon.

[Anonymous No.54119597]

>>54119107
it's probably a meme but women who match 60-80% of that profile are fairly common.
>poorly medicated bipolar disorder
>divorced with multiple children from multiple fathers
>no job or part time job because muh heckin raisin da kids (welfare benefits)
>insane standards because they want someone to raise their bastard children

[Anonymous No.54119601]

>>54119107
it's a fake profile to get hate
single moms never mention they're single moms until they see you're a sucker

[Anonymous No.54119603]

I got tired just reading the first sentence she wrote. Three kids? Holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.54119608]

>>54119072
She must work for an airline with all that baggage

[Anonymous No.54119617]

>>54119133
This was typed by jewish hands.

[Anonymous No.54119628]

>>54119305
Tinder is under no contractual obligation not to AstroTurf their platform with fake female accounts and even a few bot messages to keep the thirst going. Tinder is run by jews. Quite literally. Therefore we can be 100% certain they are astroturfing their own site to boost sales.

[Anonymous No.54119668]

>>54119585
>>54119591
>>54119597
The only way to win with women is to not play games with women. Avoiding modern women is the very best tactic and secret to financial freedom. Maybe when Im 40 with a 5mm net worth I would consider hitching myself to one but attaching yourself to a roastie in your 20's is spiritual and financial death for a man. Prepare to be miserable

[Anonymous No.54119694]

>>54119072
JUST

[Anonymous No.54119695]

>>54119363
I'm not raising another man's spawn, the thought of it makes me instantly go limp.

[Anonymous No.54119711]

I'm engaged and will never be back in the dating market. Fuck that place

[Anonymous No.54119752]

>>54119072
god its so hard to get a gf as an average male

im 30 soon, i just want a family /biz/.. 200 eth doesnt solve that

[Anonymous No.54119763]

>>54119192
based

[Anonymous No.54119827]

>>54119072
What a catch! she won't stay single for long, you single guys!

[Anonymous No.54119886]

>>54119752
Have you considered being above average?

[Anonymous No.54119909]

>>54119752
Most successful (whatever that means) I know met in high school or during freshman year. If you graduated from college you are fucked out of luck. You are either too autistic and missed signals some girls were sending you or you are an ugly fuck. Send me 1 eth for this advise.

[Anonymous No.54119919]

>>54119886
how? im talking my face is like a 5, men cant really do shit about that.

my body is toned, maybe 8/10. my wealth, 8/10 but both those mean shit if women dont like the face at first impression :(

[Anonymous No.54119943]

>>54119909
>missed signals some girls were sending you or you are an ugly fuck
both

[Anonymous No.54119953]

>>54119192
The artificial wombs are already up and running, the work and produce healthy offspring now.
Robotics are advancing insanely quickly.
>Bot gf
No thanks
See
>1950's hollywood tier bot wife/mother

[Anonymous No.54119979]

>>54119919
Try going to a personal stylist or some other faggy shit for an advise. Change haircut, experiment with some facial hair. But remember, you'll basically have to groom that shit daily and live your life as a peacocking preening faggot since your natural look doesn't attract females.

[Anonymous No.54119991]

>>54119919
Sounds like you haver zero confidence. Grow some balls

[Anonymous No.54120062]

>>54119072
You kidding? This is an easy fuck on the first date that you never call again

[Anonymous No.54120108]

>>54119711
Same, if my fiance and I breakup, I'm done dating. I'll pay for sex or talk my way into it but I will no longer date or provide or care.

[Anonymous No.54120155]

Ive been chadfishing on bumble just to see what it's like. Lots of girl-next-door types wanting to get some d. The ones most likely to be willing for a ONS or FWB aren't the slutty looking ones, those girls often don't even swipe right because theyre looking for betas. The ones that look like the kind of girls you'd introduce to your mom are often up for a Fwb/ons.

[Anonymous No.54120178]

>>54120155
How do you ask them to fuck?

[Anonymous No.54120193]

>>54120155
how do you know if the girls have herpes or something, do they tell you in their profile?

[Anonymous No.54120197]

You don't short them silly billy. You sell your services to wine aunt career women with no kids and disposable income. Just ask my patreon supporters.

[Anonymous No.54120209]

>>54119072
>>54119107
I know women can be very retarded but seriously, please, this is a troll profile, right? Nobody can possibly be this stupid and self-unaware, right?

[Anonymous No.54120247]

>>54120108
No, breaking up isn't an option for me. My fiance and I both come from homes that went through VERY ugly divorces, and the last thing I'd want to do is empart that same stress on my kids. We're sticking together whether we like it or not. We've been dating/engaged for 4 years already.

[Anonymous No.54120258]

>>54119072
Can she fuck? Men will put up with a lot of crazy for insane sex. I've been there and it was still worth it.

[Anonymous No.54120268]

>>54120247
>W-we a-are sticking together n-no matter what!

Famous last words.

[Anonymous No.54120379]

>>54120247
Well only one of you has to make that decision. I love my girl and she loves me, but I'm realistic that life is life. So - just protect yourself.

[Anonymous No.54120387]

>>54120178
You don't ask. You go out with them, and if things vibe you see if you can get them to come to your place or they invite you to theirs. If they are touchy feely at all with you or you end up making out, you have a good shot.

[Anonymous No.54120389]

>>54120178
Basically within 4-5 comments. Just ask them what they're on bumble for. I'm polite and say don't want to waste their time and looking just for casual or FWB. But they won't ever talk slutty they never answer directly. After being clear I'm just there to fuck, if they don't directly say they aren't interested then I ask for their # or insta and they'll give it. Tell them they're really hot or cute and would love to fuck but should do drinks first. They often say they appreciate the honesty.
Averaging like 1 or 2 out of 10 matches willing to meet up and fuck.
Some girls react badly to the directness though.
But seriously though it's the ones that look like girl next door types that are the most down to fuck. Dressing modestly and smiling without showing teeth.

[Anonymous No.54120407]

>>54120178
Hey I'm the one chadfishing. This comment is what I've been doing >>54120389

[Anonymous No.54120436]

>>54119305
Anon I want you to think about the premise of online dating apps

What profit is there to be made by matching you with someone? If you match with someone, you move outside the app, and then they lose chances of getting money out of you. In order for these shams to remain profitable they have to artificially deflate interest in you. This isn't some blackpill either it's true, if the system was unlimited, completely open, no limits, you'd have far more matches. Because they have to do the same thing to women too. They can't allow women access to all the men because then they'd stop using the app. It's all a sham and idk why people even bother using it. At this point it's unironically better to just Facebook search around and find a nice girl and try to add her and see what happens, I've legitimately had more success this way at this point

[Anonymous No.54120512]

>>54119668
As a man in his 40s, I couldn't agree with this anymore. Biggest mistake I've ever made in my life was getting married at 25.
If I could go back in time and slap the absolute shit out of myself, I'd do so with a closed fist.
Let this be a warning to all you young men out there: WAIT FOR MARRIAGE!

[Anonymous No.54120515]

>>54119305
I’m 5’10” and have 200 + matches.

Hit the gym bud.

[Anonymous No.54120594]

>>54119107
It’s an obvious troll

[Anonymous No.54120649]

>>54120512
I got married at 26, thought she was my forever girl. About a year after marriage she turned into the most INSUFFERABLE cunt you can imagine. Treating me like a dog, even though she sat her ass at home all day during covid while I worked my ass off. Never cooked, I did all of the chores, I bought her a new car and she still was just impossible to please. Always on social media comparing us to her friends or other couples. It was ALL about her, selfish entitled cunt. The sex got boring, we couldn't even stand being in the same room together. It was fuckin AWEFUL. THANK GOD we did not have kids together. I got out of there and im now in the best physical and mental shape of my life with more money than I ever had before. Also I bought the house before we married so she never got to take it. She was entitled to some appreciation on it though. Fuck that bros. DO NOT DO IT

[Anonymous No.54120662]

>>54120247
Nothing like fear and shame to hold a marriage together long term.

[Anonymous No.54120665]

>>54119072
This is fucking fake! Why are you fucking doing this? Just because some girl wouldn't fuck you, is this the way you are going to act? Is this what we can expect from you going forward? Fucking making up fake profiles and posting them to places like here and Discord to incite and troll?

[Anonymous No.54120670]

>>54119072
This is the type of girls /pol/cels will marry if they ever marry to save le heckin white race. She has a usa flag tshirt and those children are probably white so shes trad enough.

[Anonymous No.54120717]

>>54119305
Unironically pic rel. this 1% of chads have at least 50% of all the total sex with the top half of women while the bottom 99% of men have to compete with each other for the bottom 50% of women.

[Anonymous No.54120726]

>>54119107
>the year is 2023
imagine making her think you were all that stuff getting pussy then ghosting

[Anonymous No.54120816]

>>54119305
So if you are not 6'2 Captain America mode then you are not getting matches. They are just there to fuck, who exactly do you think they are going for?

[Anonymous No.54120833]

>>54119919
>body is toned
>toned
>8/10
ok humgry skeleton

[Anonymous No.54121035]

>>54120649
You got off far better than me. Stayed married to the bitch for 9 years.
After I found her being unfaithful, I instantly divorced her. After our sessions/hearings in family court (we had 2 kids), the courts ordered me to pay both child support and alimony, while having 50% of custody.
At the time, I made about 5k after taxes. Paid 1.7k a month for alimony and 800 (400 each child) for child support, and they assessed arrears at 12k (she lied her ass off at court, saying we split a year earlier than when we actually broke it off).
I went from living comfortably, to living paycheck by paycheck for 7-8 years, and all it took was one whore.
The worst part? She's the mother of my children, and she will always be in my life whether I want it or not.
I should have signed a prenup, but even then that would have not stopped child support at least. And alimony can be assessed even with a prenup, so the only thing I would have secured was physical assets (I kept the house, she took the new car that I bought btw).

[Anonymous No.54121037]

>>54120665
>Is this what we can expect from you going forward? Fucking making up fake profiles and posting them to places like here and Discord to incite and troll?
yes.

[Anonymous No.54121223]

>>54119668
>>54120512
>>54120649
>>54121035
I'm 40 and not getting married has probably been the best thing I've ever lucked myself into. (Un)Fortunately I wasn't attractive to anyone when I was young, got used to being alone, then when I got older and had no hope, started meeting women who were pragmatic and probably thought I would probably be a good beta who would give them whatever they wanted (already bitter, wouldn't take the bait). Now everyone is a roastie, so it's easy. Maybe when I'm 60 and I need kids to leave my assets to I'll set up a trust and marry/knock up a young foreign woman and hopefully be taken care of until I die.
Men, don't get suckered into any traps.

[Anonymous No.54121854]

>>54119119
This is the best summation ive read. Thanks. Your brevity is much appreciated

[Anonymous No.54121954]

>>54121854
>>54121223
>>54121037
>>54121035
>>54120833
Let's make bank

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[Anonymous No.54122008]

>>54119072
What do swipe right/left mean?

[Anonymous No.54122037]

>>54119133
Jewish claws scrabbled across the keyboard to produce this string of text.

[Anonymous No.54122041]

>>54120512
>that's not what /pol/ told me
>they told me i should be married by 18 to a BASED AND REDPILLED tradwife that i meet at my SMALL TOWN CHURCH

[Anonymous No.54122043]

>>54119072
hoeflation can only be hedged with lack of energy, we would have to return to preindustrial society to rein it in

[Anonymous No.54122110]

>>54119107
>If only you knew how bad things really are

[Anonymous No.54122135]

>>54121223
Me too. Welcome to the passport bros club. It's fun!

[Anonymous No.54122148]

>>54119072
Chads are going to convince her they are there for a long time not a good time and then pump and dump

[Anonymous No.54122177]

>>54120717
I would kill both of my parents to look like that

[Anonymous No.54122192]

>>54119601
Yes they do. Typically it’s only after a while of dudes being like lol bye and they want to stop getting their hopes up but it’s possible
This seems like a fake profile though

[Anonymous No.54122202]

>>54122110
this is fake right

THIS is the reason I couldn't get funded?

[Anonymous No.54122206]

>>54119305
Harsh but true is that you’re not as high quality as you think.
Why would your clean ”criminal history” matter in tinder? Do you think thugs expose theirs in their bio or smth? Frisbee golf is not an interesting hobby. Who even cares about fucking hobbies anyway? The girls don’t want to come over to ride a bike, they want to eatch netflix, eat snaks and fuck. Sport hobbies are a negative thing in tinder. You said you could be a bit more attractive.. so yeah, you’re probably tall, boring ugly wimp. You’ siund average my man.

[Anonymous No.54122225]

>>54119601
>single moms never mention they're single moms until they see you're a sucker
lmao they do all the time. They're proud of it, which is insane

[Anonymous No.54122252]

I can't save her.
And don't want to either.

[Anonymous No.54122287]

For me it’s Rebecca

[Anonymous No.54122308]

>>54122177
And then you'd be in jail getting raped up the arse by niggers.

[Anonymous No.54122309]

>>54122287
I need her to fix me

[Anonymous No.54122333]

>>54122202
it's real. market is full of these factory-patterned chumps who exist as vehicles for VC pump-and-dumps. these narcissists truly believe they get where they are through skill and talent and not their sheer ego-blindness that makes them perfect playing chips for the startup scam game
>>54122252
acceptance is healthy. ygmi

[Anonymous No.54122335]

>>54119072
lol youve never touched a woman in your life incels, this profile is the least of your problems

[Anonymous No.54122389]

>>54122287
She's 35 but still a catch. She wants to dominate a manlet. Best day of his life

[Anonymous No.54122412]

i honestly didn't knew girls care bout height. srls weird metrics.

[Anonymous No.54122422]

>>54119752
Haven’t been able to solve the problem with 2k eth anon and approaching 30 as well. I dont feel like the juice is worth the squeeze now.

[Anonymous No.54122429]

>>54122206
>Why would your clean ”criminal history” matter in tinder? Do you think thugs expose theirs in their bio or smth?
nobody show him the child molester chad tinder catfish experiment

[Anonymous No.54122479]

>>54122412
I truly don't think I've ran across a profile with a height requirement.

[Anonymous No.54122608]

>>54119305
>I have interesting hobbies
to you.. not to superficial people..
>no criminal history
you're too boring
>good at listening to people I care about
they don't want that though they want the exact opposite of that

also you shouldn't care so much about trash

[Anonymous No.54122653]

>>54119107
>Women are pure,innocent, angles, theres no hecken way a female would be a subhuman gutter trash whore

Retard. i've had single mother females on dating apps shill me their OF on multiple occasions.