old farts frozen in time on repeat

[Anonymous No.54114356]

A new podcast interview on finance, it is time to do the following:

>I will now repeat the same story about flying over Vietnam in search for gold
>I will say how paper money is worthless
>something something poor dad rich dad
>mumble grumble THEY DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW
>gibberish gibberish EDUCATION
>old reheated stories repeated for the 5000th time

Listed to this shit once you have heard all of it

[Anonymous No.54114397]

[Anonymous No.54114401]

[Anonymous No.54114407]

>ah yes the big crash is coming
>like it has for the last 20+ years I said it was
>we are printing too much
>intrinsic value important
>gold and silver
>buttcoin no value, bad
>printing bad
>CRISIS EVERYTHING IS CRASHING
>gibberish gibberish on bonds

[Anonymous No.54114414]

>>54114356
He's yelling lately about buying silver and making money on wagyu semen. I'm staying with bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.54114430]

>>54114356
Didn't this faggot just become rich by selling "how to get rich" courses to gullible retards?

[Anonymous No.54114434]

>>54114407
>you know what they say, bros
>a broken sundial is right once a millennia

[Anonymous No.54114446]

>>54114356
Self help is a big industry just like religion or marxist club.

[Anonymous No.54114516]

>>54114446
What does he have to do with self help? He's just a finance guy. His books are just entry level finance books for dumdumds

[Anonymous No.54114539]

>we are printing too much
>CHINA CHINA
>our education is failing
>trade war, technology war, geopolitical war, capital war, millitary war with Russia
>I will now proceed to make good points but talk in so many directions you will have forgot where my argument started
>none of what I said is actually useful to the low tier investor, it is smart and almost as if it was said at the elite specifically
>pain + reflection = progress

This one is actually smart, but all over the place.

[Anonymous No.54114542]

>>54114516
Nah he's more of a self help financial planner kind of "finance guy."

[Anonymous No.54114587]

>>54114542
I've read rich dad poor dad as a kid, it's a entry level finance book about entry level personal finance. Your implication that he's one of those DUUUDE BELIEVE IN YOURSELF people is off the mark.

[Anonymous No.54114638]

>I am a useless fucking waste of space
>I am an institutional investor worth a gorillion, but I was dealt such a lucky hand there was no possible way I could lose
>I've been doing the same shit since forever and my advice is practically useless, but please do invest in my fund for that sweet 5% return
also
>Buy businesses, not stocks
>safety safety safety because I saw people fucked over the years

[Anonymous No.54114678]

>>54114587
Not that type of self help but self help nonetheless.
I've seen his channel for about five minutes and I've concluded that he is a self help guy. He just happens to talk a little bit of 'finance' in the mix.

[Anonymous No.54114701]

>I want to drink your blood
>I was actually innovative when I was young
>I invested in risky shit and lost a gorillion dollars
>don't ask me how I got that money, goyim
>I will now tell you what a great humanitarian I am, don't ask about the money the USA shoved into my pockets for my work
>I actually fucked the soviet block badly, but now what I created has spread back to us
>tee heee
>I am great humanitarian, I swear.
>I was taught by amazing teachers in expensive universities.
>Trust me goyim !

[Anonymous No.54114733]

>>54114516
>What does he have to do with self help?
He sells courses to faggots.

[Anonymous No.54114847]

>EMERGENCY FUND!

[Anonymous No.54114864]

it's so over

[Anonymous No.54114891]

>Unlike Warren, I am an even bigger waste of space
>condescending tone
>you are all gamblers, don't gamble, you are not my people
>long term long term long term
>DON'T GAMBLE
>YOU ARE FOOLISH
>do things long term
>judge the company and the owner, but don't be fooled a company can be good even if the owner is a drunkard
>*slurred speech*
>invest in one thing long term
>don't smoke, drink, short trade
>basically avoid all quick pleasure in life
>blabber jabber
>we talk on the phone with Warren

[Anonymous No.54114973]

>>54114864
>HOLY FLIP FLAP FLOPPITY FLOP SMOKES EVERYONE
>WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
>IT"S ALL GOING DOWN
>FUD FUD FUD FUD FUD FUD FUD

Not actually an old fart at least but damn what a doomspeaker

[Anonymous No.54115110]

>I am collosal fucking faggot
>the faggot part is explained by me being Canadian
>I unironically call myself Maple man or Mr. Wonderful
>I love watching people squirm and humiliating those below me, so I made Shark Tank
>That whole FTX thing, we it's not like I was wrong, because I can never be wrong
>who knew FTX would be that bad, I love talking to that genious kid while it played League of Legends
>I totally gave him a pass nobody on Shark Tank would have survived
>spend within your means
>save save, don't spend what you don't have
>buckle up goyim, the ride is downwards

[Anonymous No.54115443]

based and well deserved thread