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Zelensky edish

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

In the previous episode:
>>54105338

>> No.54110986 [DELETED] 
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54110986

Yep, gunna buy some KO and O before we hit up Dollywood

>> No.54110989

1st for MARA CHADS

>> No.54110998

first for overly melanated individuals
also reminder that Donnie T legalized weed in 2018.

>> No.54111000

WHAT DO I EVEN BUY NOW WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.54111003

>>54110986

KOF is far superior

>> No.54111005
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BOBO HOW DOES MY ASS TASTE

>> No.54111009
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54111009

This is your chance to make a quick 33% on GTLB. Buy it at 30 and sell it at 40.

>> No.54111015

Banks are mooning

>> No.54111023

>>54110986
who the fuck plays cards when we have terabytes of porn and hard drugs at our fingertips? what is this the 1800s?

>> No.54111026
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>>54111005
Like a dead cat bounce?

>> No.54111036

>>54111023
Cards are sweet

>> No.54111042

>>54111005
I hope that faggot had his intestines cut out and fed to him.

>> No.54111045

>>54111000
COIN puts

>> No.54111050
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54111050

>inflation 6% YoY

Pack it up boys, we're done. Recession called off.

>> No.54111056

>>54110973
>there are actually real people alive right now fighting a war to the death under the leadership of this guy. absolutely bonkers lunatic clownworld shit. never thought clownworld could get this crazy whats next?

>> No.54111060
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>50bps 0%
>CPI coming in cool
>VIX dropping like a rock
oh yeah, I'm thinking we're back

>> No.54111069

>another day of crabbing 3900 on all bad news

I don't think I am playing stock market today. It's quite fake and gay at the moment. These "lowest inflation since September 2021" headlines are so hilarious

What a funny way to say"inflation is still increasing at the same rate it was two years ago when it was a problem, compounded ontop of already historic increases"

Same shit happened last month though.. terrible 0.5 print and the markets pumped on CPI day to touch the local top before falling off a cliff for a month

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54111081

I just want the Bradleys to perform well

>> No.54111091

>>54111060
you cant bang drums before or after 9:30:00 am EST dear FAGGOT

>> No.54111094
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54111094

Gonna get hookers and pizza

>> No.54111101

>>54111009
Holy shit what happened to it

>> No.54111108
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54111108

>futures

>> No.54111113

>>54111101
over reaction but really who uses gitlab. real g's use jenkins.

>> No.54111121

>>54111050
Close enough to the 4% no landing target, market is correctly pricing in cuts in a few months.

>> No.54111131

I made 40% on WAL yesterday.
I kind of wish I sold my SPY position for more WAL.

>> No.54111136

>>54111101
Their guidance was lower than expected, but their earnings were good.
Most analysts have a buy rating on it.
Price targets have been lowered to 50.
Resistance is probably at 41.25.
It should be easy money.

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54111143

>tfw i'm still green on my SOXS
Is that what they call good execution?

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54111145

I missed the tech stocks
I missed the banks
I wish for death

>> No.54111144

>>54111131
I didn’t see the writing on the wall

>> No.54111160
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54111160

THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY TOOK THEIR MONEY OUT OF THE BANK YESTERDAY

>> No.54111162

>>54111121
>thinking that they will cut rated into a red hot economy with the greatest job market ever
absolutely delusional

>> No.54111172
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>>54111121
Haven’t mumus been saying this since rate increases began?

>> No.54111179

>>54111131
Outside of MARA/GDXU, all I did was banks yesterday.

DPST, BNKU, FAS, WAL, FRC, PACW

>> No.54111181

>>54111145
I would fugg the shid out of the girl. Goddamn.

>> No.54111197

>>54111181
Thats a man...

>> No.54111198
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54111198

am i an idiot for thinking the market's gonna dump hard at open?

>> No.54111200

>>54111081
I like how the front of that looks like an 80's toyota corolla.

>> No.54111210

I didn’t buy HUT

>> No.54111213

>>54111162
>NOOOOO THE MARKET IS WRONG!!!!
Cope, cuts will start in June.
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html?redirect=/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>> No.54111214

>>54111056
clowniest shit is that you're losing to that guy

>> No.54111215

>>54111160
yeah I took out the money and crammed it up my ass

>> No.54111221

>>54111121
To be fair 6% is quite close to 4%. I think Fed should just set 6% as the target and claim victory

>> No.54111222

>>54111198
Nah I think the markets gonna dump hard at open everyday

>> No.54111226

Yields and DXY are ripping up
Watch out

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54111231

he sold

>> No.54111236

>>54111197
:)

>> No.54111233

>>54111198
no, its just your intuition working properly

>> No.54111238

>>54111121
>target is 2%
>actually it's 4%
>actually 6% is close enough time for rate cuts

Bulls are mentally ill

>> No.54111241

>>54111213
>betting odds

>> No.54111246

>>54111172
now it's legit after SVB. Finally getting hit by the rate hikes of March. Takes about 1 year to transmit monetary policy.

>> No.54111249

>>54110973
>>y is the ukraine president a flaming fag?
how deep does jewishness run in ukrainor is that just some racist lies?

>> No.54111250

>>54111198
Maybe. It's gonna be another bouncy chop though

>> No.54111258

>>54111233
Either way I missed my entrance.

>> No.54111263
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54111263

today's inflation numbers

>> No.54111266

>>54110973
Really wanna short Coinbase here but I feel like crypto retard strength will heem me

>> No.54111278

>>54111221
Ya it's close enough.
>>54111238
4% is the new no landing target.
>>54111241
>betting
Literally the market priced in consensus.

>> No.54111279

>>54111249
Khazaria was either into or bordering the Donbass. There were lots of Khazar talmudists for a thousand years.

>> No.54111288
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>>54111121

>> No.54111290

>>54111238
This probably won't stop the full retard anticipation euphoria, though.

>> No.54111295
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>>54111145
Does she like anal?
I bet she likes anal...

>> No.54111300

>>54110973
>We instigated a coup to install this

>> No.54111303
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>>54111226
2y popped 5%

It’s over Mumu. You’re getting scamwicked on “expectations”

>> No.54111307

>>54111288
The market is never wrong. The only things that matter are the chart (the market) and TA. You're a midwit still getting baited by news and "macro" bullshit.

>> No.54111310

>>54111278
Is the "no landing at 4%" the new buzzword instead of just screaming "pivoooottttt" for 8 months?

>> No.54111314

>>54111009
3 day rule. I'm going to add it to my watchlist and revisit it later in the week. Same thing for banks. I wager they're going to dump more and then rally to near recovery if this market wide rally is real and it sustains itself.

>> No.54111325

>>54111144
It's still not too late desu. Even if you buy and hold it pays an okay divy

>> No.54111326

>>54111278
>Literally the market priced in consensus.
you mean the betting odds.

>> No.54111327

>>54111295
anon, you shit out of there. why would you put your peepee in a shit hole? Would you jerk off with feces as lube? Gross.

>> No.54111331

>>54111246
When did the Fed say they would pivot based on speculative bank failures?

>> No.54111332

>bank """crisis""" resolved within 72 hours
>"all deposits are fully ensured at all banks."
>fed pivoting
>rate cuts priced in by summer
>booming jobs and economy numbers
>inflation showing that it is still decreasing
what excuse do you have now bobo?

>> No.54111334

>>54111288
the market being wrong is priced in

>> No.54111336
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>>54111288
What the fuck is going on there?

>> No.54111335

>>54111310
The pivot literally just happened the other day with the banking bailouts. No landing has been leaked by the Fed for months and 4% is the new target. Do you retards even follow markets at all?

>> No.54111337

>>54111145
I need a name of this degenerate asian

>> No.54111353

Dumbass bears were circlejerking themselves raw yesterday and shitting on the beautiful bulls. Goes to show this board is retarded.

>> No.54111354

>>54111005
I dont get it? You guys are celebrating these numbers? Pretty much same as?
Fed will raise rates 25 bp next week, chuds.
Just like they were already going to do.

>> No.54111355

Why is BBW down? Why do Jews hate teddy bears so much?

>> No.54111358

>>54111332
>rate cuts priced in by summer
>booming jobs and economy numbers
mutually exclusive

>> No.54111360

>>54111288
Bro maybe find a chart that isn't over a year out of date

>> No.54111366

Yall niggas didnt buy XPON at 4$ lol

>> No.54111368

>>54111331
they didn't. The market did. I get paid by price what the market thinks the Fed will do.

https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html?redirect=/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>> No.54111384

>>54111307
The marker is always wrong. That's why the line moves

>>54111290
If they want to buy bags before FOMC it's their life... but I just don't get how they will act surprised when jpow comes on stage
>25bps hike
>inflation is high/sticky
>higher for longer
>2% target goal
>no rate cuts in 2023

Like he says exactly the fucking same every single FOMC and 2 digit bulls scream like children

>> No.54111386

>>54111368
>betting odds

>> No.54111389

>>54111353
Don't kid yourself. It was both sides for what ended up being a crab day

>> No.54111390

>>54111060
the fuck is wrong with you posting that pic at 09:15:43 jesus fucking christ the absolute state of your gay anus

>> No.54111401
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Sirs please kindly ask to buy AQB to save my village please Sirs

>> No.54111404

>>54111332
That mumus like you are uppity is enough reason for a heeming

>> No.54111408

>>54111214
easy their big boy

>> No.54111410

$1K on Citi, bad idea?

>> No.54111413
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>>54111327
My teacher taught me all about it.

>> No.54111436

The way bulls were talking I thought market pumped to last week's high now I've seen the chart and we are at were the market pumped on Sunday. This ain't shit lol

>> No.54111438

WTFWT

>> No.54111439

>>54111368
What did you say when the forecast was 50 bps last week?

>> No.54111445
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>> No.54111446

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?

>> No.54111449

Sell.

>> No.54111455

>>54111384
Lets assume for sake of argument all the shit you said is correct. What if all the bullchads simply ignore Powell and continue to pump the market? We will never see SPX under 3800 ever again.

>> No.54111456

>>54111439
I was a bear last week. I'm a bull this week. Learn to trade chud.

>> No.54111459

>>54111335
>source
>my ass
>some guy on Twitter

>>54111263
>core inflation increases
>make the number green

Economy saved

>> No.54111461

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.54111468
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I’m starting to think markets are rigged against retail…

>> No.54111471

>>54111446
YES

>> No.54111476
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it's simple, the longer NVDA pumps the more shorts i add

i will remain solvent longer than it can remain irrational

>> No.54111487

bank chads report in. easiest money ever

>> No.54111493
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SOXL going vertical

>> No.54111495

>>54111335
topkek

>> No.54111503

>>54111455
>bulls fight the fed
Wow almost like every failed rally for the last 12 months? They keep doing it.. every single fomc they just do the same shit

>secret leaks guys no landing
>pivoooottttt
>4% is the new target
>ath soon

I know people are fucking stupid but it is amazing they do it over and over and over

>> No.54111504

>>54111360
Just pretend red line keeps going up and squiggles go to the right and down

>> No.54111518

MARA just made me $3k

>> No.54111522

Again this fuckin EU pumping harder than US shit?

>> No.54111529
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I went all in on GTLB LETS FUCKING GO

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/smg/ tomorrow

>> No.54111533

>>54111503
But if we keep doing it the market will never go down. You understand how this works right? Bullchads are gonna kick and scream for years, keeping SPX above 3800 the entire time. Eventually inflation will be gone and then we resume the climb to new ATH.

>> No.54111535

>>54111446
A GREEN ARROW JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>> No.54111538

>>54111456
So, you’re buying at open? Give me a trade.

>> No.54111543

>>54111529
LGBT?

>> No.54111548

I've missed all the pumps, I'll always be poor

>> No.54111557

so much for that dump. its already almost completely recovered

>> No.54111565

Everyone has calls so naturally the MMs will try to fuck the bulls today

>> No.54111569

>>54111476
Kek baggie

>> No.54111580

Here comes the pain, faggots.

>> No.54111582

>>54111538
Da fuq. I was in banks from yesterday. I'm about done for the week after all this vol. An't nothing worth buying for me now.

>> No.54111583

I'm sitting at net 20% gain in regional bank stocks because I bought yesterday

Imagine being a bear right now LOL

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LMAO

>> No.54111591

>>54111565
>This bobo cope again
The market wants to go up, the market maker doesn't "fuck" anyone the bears lose money because nobody wants the market to go down.

>> No.54111593

>>54110973
i am looking for recommendation on a trading simulator and a discord to discuss stocks

>> No.54111605
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54111605

were saved
even XLE is up today

>> No.54111607

>>54111548
You can still go long on tesla . X50 leverage for quick gains

> Verification not required

>> No.54111608

>>54111111

>> No.54111609

>>54111569
Are shorters also called baggies? Why not burries?

>> No.54111611

>>54111533
>we
Yeah Lil buddy just keep buying gamestonk and beat those hedges.

Cya at 3500 again by summer

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>>54111332
>he can't figure out the logical outcome of "rate cuts priced in because of bank crisis" followed by "bank crisis resolved"
Your rate cuts are getting priced out

>> No.54111617

I bought SCHW yesterday, i am up 10%
Do i sell now?

>> No.54111622
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>>54111590
DEEP
FUCKING
VALUE

>> No.54111628

>>54111532
Fomc is next week

>> No.54111630

>>54111358
employment is only one aspect. inflation reduces when production matches desire. You can even get deflation.

>> No.54111632
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54111632

We are so fucking back

>> No.54111640

>>54111582
So… you don’t have faith that this is sustainable? What’s your outlook for the month let alone the year? Have you sold yet?

>> No.54111642

>>54111493
Dead cat bounce.

>> No.54111644

>>54111611
>GME
I would never hold that shit, I do hold ARKK though. 3500 will never happen again, you had your chance, but like all bobos you are extremely greedy and refused to buy cheap in October 2022.

>> No.54111649

>>54111445
early. it's over.
>>54111622
I smell witches.

>> No.54111653

Again you motherfuckers are pumping EU stocks disproportionally harder than US garbage, fuck off.

>> No.54111658

im looking for a trade simulator and a discord to discuss stocks

>> No.54111669
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>>54110973
and we are back

>> No.54111672
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54111672

My TSLA CALLS are printing

>> No.54111674

>WKHS pumping
Horse chads, did they announce the USPS pick or something. Not going to lie it’s been a rough 2 years

>> No.54111683

>>54111658
I suggest Sid Meyer's Railroad Tycoon and Teamspeak.

>> No.54111688

>>54111658
A trade simulator? It's called a paper trading account, nigga. Lmao.

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>>54111529
Nice. It should work out okay.

>> No.54111691

>>54111644
I was the biggest bull on /smg/ in October. I went all in leveraged bull. I sold it all for realized gains.

Cya again at 3500 while you are still dcaing bags

>> No.54111700

>>54111630
>inflation reduces when production matches desire.
>You can even get deflation.
>in aggregate, everything has always become either more expensive or smaller in size
topkek

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54111707

Noooo stop the count! Le market was going to crash!!!! Can you see the bankrun crisis!?

>> No.54111712

>>54111688
>>54111688
>paper trading account,
im looking for a paper trading account

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>>54111653
Dax anon , its over. You got your exit short yesterday but you didnt sell

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54111717

They really tried to pump, but it's already going down

>> No.54111718

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.54111722

who CS puts here

>> No.54111728
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>>54111707

>> No.54111729

>>54111712
ibkr has one

>> No.54111736

>>54111712
Just put $100 into robinhood and you can just simulate a weighted portfolio in increments of $1 or even $.01

>> No.54111744
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you missed it anon

>> No.54111745
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back to 4000

>> No.54111747

>>54111712
Webull

>> No.54111753

Going all in short once QQQ hits 2% today

>> No.54111757
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>>54110973
I haven't seen the Dow being this volatile in a long long time. It is like no one really knows where the fuck it should go next.

>> No.54111770

I've tried finding a trade or economics simulator video games but their model is never based on reality.

>> No.54111777

>>54111717
>48%
I don't think that's a crash

>> No.54111779
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54111779

better luck next time panic sellers

>> No.54111782

>>54111770
Well neither is the current market so thats accurate

>> No.54111783
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we are healing

>> No.54111797

For me, it's Transport Tycoon and Drug Lord 2

>> No.54111800
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>We're not going into a recession
>we are actually in a reverse recession
>soft landing
>there will be no rate cuts
>everything will be fine
>wake up buddy it's 1994
>September 11th, 2008, Covid?
>Sounds like a nightmare come on champ let's get some pizza hut then we can stop down at block buster and pick up a movie and some video games

>> No.54111806

It’s been such a rollercoaster holding Gush 9 months past the selling point with you lads I hope it goes on forever

>> No.54111811

>>54111779
WAL already down to $35 btw

>> No.54111812
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54111812

Healing

>> No.54111815
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15
>15
15
>15
15
>15

>> No.54111823

Did inflation go up or down this CPI yoy?

>> No.54111824

SMMT

>> No.54111826

Stock will never go down ever again and everyone here will have a girlfriend

>> No.54111829
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>>54111000
Im gonna live and die by my oil stocks

>> No.54111837

>>54111717
well no shit, when you get that volatility plenty of people will want to exit with their massive profits, but as long as the stock remains a good buy vs fundamentals it will go up more

>> No.54111849
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54111849

LMAO WHAT A FAGGOT

>> No.54111851

>>54111700
literally, exactly the opposite.
the price of a Mr. Coffee is 1/200th of its original price, before adjusting for inflation.
A PC that can land a plane costs less than $100, and would have cost a million in the 70's.
You're a nigger with a shitty understanding of macro.

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man I fucking loathe coming here on days where the market dumps like it did yesterday. All the doomers come out and announce the end of the world only to go quiet again once the market inevitably recovers.
who even in here actually INVESTS? I'm talking about long term financial planning not this adhd short term trading you fags always seem to do. it's getting tiresome to always keep coming back to the same old garbage

>> No.54111853

>>54111823
up but inflation is healthy

>> No.54111854
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54111854

Holding SKYT is fun, 5-10% swings daily!

>> No.54111855

>lum post
Im selling my SOXL this is the top

>> No.54111859

I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF I NEED TO BE A BOBO OR A BULL THIS MARKET CANT MAKE UP ITS MIND

>> No.54111862

>>54111811
who would have thought to take profit in a stock up 50% in a day

>> No.54111863

>>54111823
We replaced a bad number with a worse number so time to pump

>> No.54111865

>>54111436
Better than full financial collapse that the bears were predicting

>> No.54111867

>>54111714
I sold too early, that was the problem. I did above 15200. Which completely ruined my day, because I missed so much on profit.

Still, am I stupid or didn't CPI say that CORE INFLATION was again higher than anticipated?And not only that, it went higher with 0,5 than 0,4 the month before?

>> No.54111874
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its not fair

>> No.54111876

>>54111777
They pumped it a lot after it went down 70-80% yesterday, and right when the markets opened it started to go down again due to people selling in bulk. It's not stable and won't be until it's a lot lower. Even if it has gains, the losses from yesterday are still there.

>> No.54111887

>>54111849
Sell.

>> No.54111888

>>54111851
>expectations of stagnant technology standards
you're dumb

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This reincreases the bepis

>> No.54111902

>>54111851
whoops, 1/20th. same point.

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>>54111852
i'm a permabull but i always bear post to lure in other doomers and strengthen their resolve.

>> No.54111916

>>54111042
That bear attacked people thats why it was put down, it was not a zoo bear

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>> No.54111919

I called this

>> No.54111926

>>54111919
I didn’t believe you and I’m sorry

>> No.54111931

>>54111852
I only buy high-dividend stocks and index funds, but let's be honest, it's not super fun to post about

>> No.54111937

>>54111919
did you profit?

>> No.54111939

>>54111888
Yes, I'm dumb,founded.
And youre a nigger troll. You're literally not worth the toilet paper you should have in your Moscow outhouse.
The Kremlin should be burned with fire, have acid dumped on the ash pile, and be buried under 100 tons of cow dung, to grow sunflowers to throw at birds in Africa.

>> No.54111940

>>54111852
INVEST? that's boomertier sh!t. Go start a T-Bill General or something

>>54111640
WTF is this "faith" sh!t. Only thing you should be doing is learn to trade. manage bet size, position properly, anticipate outcomes and plan for each outcome.

>> No.54111947

>>54111852
I was claiming the death of the Banking System and I just bought more SCHD today.

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We going to drill don't let this pump fool you. More stories like this are going to come out

>> No.54111969

>>54111757
When things start swinging like this they are about to crash.

>> No.54111970

>>54111939
didn't read

>> No.54111971

>>54111939
meds

>> No.54111984

>>54111852
Comes with the territory of posting on 4chan. If you want a higher class of investors to talk to you would need to go to, idk Investopedia forums or some shit.

>> No.54111986

>>54111970
>>54111971
Found the mongaloid Asians with a dick in the ass.
How did you loser bitches end up getting desk duty? All the real men are in Ukraine.

>> No.54111988

>>54111931

Based value investor

>> No.54111990

>>54111783
We are bouncing like a dead cat.
Now is your chance to buy DRV, SOXS, and UVIX.

>> No.54111997

>>54111940
Ok, show pnl

>> No.54112004

Boil bros.....we heem.....

>> No.54112012

>>54111965
With how much was premarket, it's a sign of the banks dumping their stocks to artificially increase their stock values and to get some extra cash before it gets worse.

>> No.54112013
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Why the hell are we opening an hour earlier since yesterday?

>> No.54112015

>>54111908
based

>> No.54112021

>>54111852
Fag go to r/bogleheads or the Bogleheads forum. Everyone who has a long term hold portfolio is either deep in the red over the last 18 months or is hedging by selling covered calls/puts. There really is nothing else that can be done. You gonna read 10-Ks but not actually allocate capital because you're just gonna pussy out due to the volatility and end up just waiting for the market to bottom out more like your actively doing now? Lmao

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>>54111852
My helium stock is up nearly 20%

>> No.54112036

>banks got destroyed to get rid of pro crypto banks
When the rich and powerful can just move the markets how they want with how well they rigged it, its hard to not be doomer pilled on playing the market as a lone chump. Why bother trying to get a stock when my corporate masters can decide to make it tank tomorrow.

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>ppl actually trying to bet against the rich jews
LMAO
Powell will cave, 25 bp cut incoming

>> No.54112049

>>54112024
F22 inbound to shoot it down

>> No.54112051

>>54112024
>helium is going up

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I should have invested more in frc.

>> No.54112061

>>54112013
hi europoor. USA already on daylight savings.

>> No.54112065

>>54111222
Thats the spirit

>> No.54112071

>>54111779
fuck me, is it seriously too late already to go long in some banks? I wasn't expecting such a huge recovery to happen literally the very next day after the drop, so I was planning to have a comfy red week to decide what finance stocks to buy at a huge discount.

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I told you to short BOIL and TMF. But you never listen. You always call me a nigger.

>> No.54112077
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Someone posted this in another thread, anyone know the platform?

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>>54111853
>>54111863
Lol so I can imagine by inflation going up the market pumped because they expect a pivot combined with the bank. If they pivot with inflation going up then we are going back to 9% inflation quickly.

>> No.54112099

>>54112077
How would they know the financials of privately held companies. I’m guessing this is an accounting service

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>>54112061
>USA already on daylight savings.
I thought only we had that knowing how competent the EU leaders are. Everyone hates that shit here.

>> No.54112123

>>54111852
Im honest with myself unlike many here. I don't invest. I Bet.

>> No.54112139

>>54112071
I'm still holding from 2021. Big banks have nice divys.

>> No.54112143

>>54112120
I don't. Daylight savings is cool

>> No.54112146

>TMF

Lmao where is the anon with all the calls

>> No.54112149

>>54111565
good thing i don't do options. its like all of you are just gamblers

>> No.54112152

>>54112074
Listen Mrs. Nigger, I took my bank profits into KOLD at open

>> No.54112153

>>54112074
We already have one moron spamming cropped BOIL screenshots as it slides from $12 to $4.
We don't need another one.

>> No.54112156

I am balls deep in leveraged tech and shorting oil.
Yes, I am from 2021 and yes, I am based.
Oil princesses must again be BUCK BROKEN

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>>54112143
>I don't.
Alright lad I'm happy for you I guess.

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>>54111940
>>54111997
HELLLLO

LETS SEE THE MASTER TRADER’S PROFIT AND LOSS. You can even just show me this year. With so many predictable swings it must’ve been easy to net a healthy profit.

>> No.54112191
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54112191

Guy from yesterday doing his first trade
Is this normal should I close my position I'm scared

>> No.54112203

>>54112189
wow are you a big faggot. I can already smell the loser stench.

>> No.54112206

Good time to lock in a mortgage at a 10% interest rate (only Jews lend to me)

>> No.54112218

>>54112191
take a bit of profit if you're on the fence to lock in some gains, it's a good practice if you dk what you are doing

>> No.54112222

>>54112191
what a weak humblebragging larp

>> No.54112225

>>54112191
Good enough to post good enough to sell. Get some profit before we swing back down.

>> No.54112228

>>54112191
locking in a 40% gain is never a bad thing

>> No.54112230

>>54112191
don't let your ego get inflated on your first big score. Get systematic and don't end up like
this fag >>54112189 here asking for screenshots

>> No.54112234

Oh fuck... Its Pie Day. Post Pies

>> No.54112240

>>54112234
What pie stocks should I buy?

>> No.54112247

>>54112234
It's White Day you faggot.

>> No.54112252

>>54112203
Just post your pnl. I’ll admit I suck at trading. Much more successful in my professional life and with real estate.

Cmon, show me how much of a non-stinky loser you are. It’s super easy

>> No.54112253

>>54111854
I'm buying at 12 and selling at 15.

>> No.54112283

SMMT anons assemble

>> No.54112284

>>54111916
That was some jihadist nigger killing an animal in a zoo.

>> No.54112285

>>54112247
nah it's gookfu tits day

>>54112252
are you some kind of cuck that gets off on getting humiliated?

>> No.54112286

Was the CPI bullish?

>> No.54112301

>>54112252
Real estate is about to crash.
Hard.

>> No.54112307

Did Rocker's channel get blown up?

>> No.54112308
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Told yall cpi was bullish kek.

>> No.54112311

>>54112230
Why are you so afraid to post your pnl? You’ve got the market figured out, right? If anyone were to take your advice seriously then they should see if you really know what you’re talking about, right?

>> No.54112322

>>54112099
Yeah was looking for the platform as the breakdown looks interesting, but things like all cap and strategies makes me think it's an advisor

>> No.54112329

>>54111288
>retard doesn't understand what the graph even shows
>calls it the market being wrong
lol

>> No.54112340

>>54112301
That’s why I sold in October.
>>54112285
Yes, I want to be humiliated. Humiliate me. I’m waiting.

>> No.54112345

>made 20% this morning catching the bounce on regional banks
cool so now I guess the Shit and Piss is going to turn around today or head up to 4k tomorrow. then it's time for the VIX.

>> No.54112357
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54112357

how do you come to grips with the fact you've been retarded with your money management your entire life and start anew at the ripe age of 30?

>> No.54112358

>>54112285
At least my gookfu is going to wear the white lingerie I bought her and blow me after we have a steak dinner and take a bubble bath together. What are you doing for your gookfu?

>> No.54112362

>>54112311
Oh I dunno, cuz you're begging for it like a whore and it's more entertaining to leave you hanging.

fooking pathetic. Instead of learning to trade you waste your time asking for a figurative crotch pic.

>> No.54112373

I have 100k split between a few different index funds and a small amount in emerging markets

>> No.54112374

>>54111334
/thread

>> No.54112385

>>54112308
ugly ass bitch

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>>54112340
>giving anons enough time to doctor an image

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DOSHTA MUMU

>> No.54112393

>>54112191
I'd say that your profit margins are quality. Remember that your gains will be sent to the Uncle Sam Revenue Department collections.
Personally, with the return you made yesterday, I'd take profits of at least the original input value. And more realistically to market quixotic behavior, I'd take everything except a value matching your original input. If those position prices are nearing their averages prior to Friday, I'd say you've gotten as much from them as one person should reasonably expect.
In your case, a few dozen % in either direction isn't much for the time period they are likely to give you that rate of return.
But, I do suggest you have at least one other position to move into with some of that money before you get out.

>> No.54112395

>>54112357
Do what I do and blame it all on your parents

>> No.54112397

>>54112308
shut your whore gook loving mouth bitch

>> No.54112399

>>54112357
Reduce your positions sizes or become a bull willing to baghold for years. This is the only two ways I can think of if you have realized you are stupid

>> No.54112402

>>54112373
read the intelligent investor

>> No.54112403

>>54112357
We all make mistakes anon and 30 still gives you plenty of time to try and grow wealth in stonks

>> No.54112416

>>54112307
yes, his ex girlfriend found his site and threatened to expose his heebness to his parents

>> No.54112418

>>54112357
You just accept that you're retarded and embrace it. Then you call professional financial advisors until you get one who's a man, and listen to him.

>> No.54112425

>>54112362
>fooking

Ahh, a Brit. You have nothing in your account. Hell, I’ll take percentage gain. I want to listen to traders more successful than myself. I’m willing to listen to you. You seem very reluctant to post your pnl or anything from your brokerage. How do I know you didn’t make one good trade betting the banks would pop after speculation the Fed was going to slow rate hikes? Anyway, I hope you sold already because banks are bleeding again…

>> No.54112426

>>54112357
God I wish I had stopped being retarded as young as 30.

>> No.54112439

TOTAL BEAR DEATH

>> No.54112453

>>54112418
and then do exactly the opposite of what he says. the average financial advisor is concerned about keeping his job. and he's got time to take your call at someone else's firm because he's not that good at it.

>> No.54112466

>>54112433


>>54112433


>>54112433

>> No.54112468
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>>54112418
Or you just buy silver, SKYT, and puts on SPY.

Which, make my words Julian, will work.

>> No.54112470

>>54112386
He has a poorfolio. He’s British. They don’t have two pence to squeeze together due to the ABSOLUTE STATE of the UK.

>fooking

All you need to know that he’s a working class Brit.

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>Carvana
How did anyone ever think this was gonna be some sort of GME part 2? This company is dead as fuck

>> No.54112482

>>54112468
nice

>> No.54112495

>>54112286
Yep inflation is mooning

>> No.54112496

>oversleep
>look over at BOIL tab
>price is $5.50
>buy within 10 seconds of open eyes

>> No.54112509

>>54112357
Just take solace in the fact that you aren't 35 like me who has done the same thing?

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airlinebros... what went wrong?

>> No.54112561
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someone bake a proper thread i don't want to go to that garbage one

>> No.54112575
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54112575

SOXL will close at 14.77.

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>>54112468
i wanna coom inside her and not pull out until her vagina collapses on my dick and i get stuck which would make me hard again which would make her horny and open up again which would make me coom inside her again and do this over and over until i wither away and just fucking die on the spot while still inside her

>> No.54112598

>portfolio is green

Good shit, only BP letting it down.

>> No.54112601

>>54111969
Yep, thinking the same.

>> No.54112634

>>54112218
>>54112222
>>54112225
>>54112228
>>54112230
>>54112393
Closed my position. Thanks bros, I'm so happy. Gonna go buy a steak to celebrate and put the rest in SPY.

>> No.54112654

>>54111605
>Lumber down 0.02
It's over for me bros. I bought ADN.TO at 500000000x leverage

>> No.54112782

>>54112416
thats why islam is better. He could have just honor killed her.

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>>54112399
>>54112403
>>54112418
>>54112426
>>54112509
I'll stay positive.

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>>54111023
Drugs and porn are boring. Read books.

>> No.54112817

what the fuck caused schwab to lose most of the gains from this run?

>> No.54112820
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>playing vertical spreads on Ford
I thought I could only get away with being this retarded during the Obama-Trump bullrun.

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54112821

How is energy sector up when both oil and gas are down? Being carried by the rest of the market eh... fuckin hell this market

>> No.54112827

>>54112654
LEVERAGE TRADING IS DEGENERATE GAMBLING BLABLABLAA

>> No.54112828

I closed my shorts around this time yesterday, in profit, went long, and /smg/ made fun of me. But look at you now.

>> No.54112842

SMMT breakout

>> No.54112882

>>54112821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acMqxcdxE0E