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I'm currently on the toilet and I've been shitting water for two hours.
I've been sick for weeks and not shitting
Think I might Elvis here on /biz/ tonight ama
And how do I profit off this
No vax and no opiads this is all organic

>> No.54107218

>>54107116
>how do I profit off this
Go to the doctor

>> No.54107293

>>54107218
Na I'm just gonna die.
Niggers and spics goto doctors.
Real men suffer in silence.

>> No.54107300

>>54107116
Ibs?

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54107305

>>54107116

POV: You're OP's toilet

>> No.54107314

>>54107305
I had to get up and shit ran sideways all over my cheeks, showered and immediately more shitty water.
Fuck I feel slightly better now.....
for now.....

>> No.54107330

>>54107300
Na think I got a hole in my stomach from eating advil and its been building up fluid in my stomach for months, I've been deathly sick for awhile.
I drank a v8 with a lot of salt and I think it pulled the water into my stomach.

>> No.54107348

Why pounding advil? And I takeot your not taking ot with any food with it right?

>> No.54107426

>>54107116
Been peeing out my butt for about 24 hours too.
>t. sickanon2

>> No.54107689

>>54107116
Maybe you have crohns