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54088305 No.54088305 [Reply] [Original]

kek.
Lmao even.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQiHzcdUPAU

>> No.54088416

always has been.

>> No.54088424

>>54088305
This is either the end times caused by Joe Biden and the democrats, or it's a great time to load up on bank stocks that have been dragged down for no reason.
Reminder: a lot of these drops are caused by algos and stop losses selling, which drives prices even further.

>> No.54088545
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54088545

this is normal lmao

>> No.54088768

They are huge retard.
You could put 50 banks and they won't reach its height, even goldman sachs is a drop compared to suisse.

>> No.54088797

damn
you know shit's bad when even switzs can't protect your money

>> No.54088800
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>>54088305

>> No.54088832

>>54088800
C’est fini.

>> No.54088953

>>54088305
YUROSISSIES NO

>> No.54088995

AND IM FREEEEEEEEEE
FREEEE FAAALLLLIINNnnnnn

>> No.54089002

>>54088800
yup it's over

>> No.54089156
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>>54088305
First toblerone moves to poor man's Switzerland, now this.
This can't be happening swissisters... This is like another quartz crisis holocaust!

>> No.54089338

>>54088800
Lmao the last signal I needed.

>> No.54090299

>>54088305
>Credit Sussy

>> No.54090458

>>54088305
CREDIT SUS

>> No.54090591
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>>54088800
...It's....over.....

>> No.54091346
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>>54088800
oh noes, it's truly the end
https://youtu.be/No9_6rhWX00

>> No.54091869

>>54088768
...and they're crashing

>> No.54091916

>>54091869
>...and they're crashing
no, dumbfuck, their stock is crashing

>> No.54091972

>>54088424
>Joe Biden and the democrats
nobody under the age of 40 talks like this
if you still don't get that central banking is the problem, you never will

>> No.54092029

>>54091916
LMAO
>no, retard, they're not crashing, just their stock is crashing is all
yeah, for some strange reason I don't think I'm the retarded one here

>> No.54092068

is there any truth to the constant credit suisse doomposting on /biz/? been seeing that shit forever and nothing really happened

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>>54091972

>> No.54092147

Moved all my assets over to UBS, only have around 5k to process payments in my CS account, state will probably step in and rescue it like they did with UBS, but I'm safe for now, even if it went under now I would get those 5k bailed out.

Mirin on that CS stock though, if it drops to 1.5 and somehow doesn't fold on itself I'll be going in hard.

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>>54091972
>No banks failed between 2016 - 2020
It's Biden AND the Fed's fault, because Biden spent too much and the Democrats' policies caused too much inflation.
They're MO is to ruin the middle class and make everyone poor.
It's hilarious to me that this has extended to Silicon Valley. All those Leftists deserve to lose their jobs because they voted and shilled for Biden so much.

>> No.54092202

>>54091972
>nobody under the age of 40 talks like this
yeah because you're all talking like this
>yo for real we be bussin no cap on god nigga uhhhh
because you're the most worthless retards to ever live

>> No.54092676

>>54088800
Always do the opposite of what Jim Cramer says.

>> No.54092829

>>54088800
checked and people like him have to be demoted by the state to work at mcdonalds for life

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>>54088800
nigger

>> No.54093136

>>54088305
zoom out

>> No.54093190

>>54088800
This man is a fortress

>> No.54093200

>>54091972
I feel like this crisis has brought a bunch of American oldfags to 4chan and I dont mean the OG faggots.

>> No.54093218

>>54093060
thats not too long ago, anon

>> No.54093264

>>54088305
>by Steve Goldstein.

>> No.54094713

the qataris own 7% and the saudis own 10%.

I am wondering if this isn't a buy - are the arabs going to turn CS into their own bank?

>> No.54094749

>>54088305
sussie

>> No.54094775

>>54088800
Rip

>> No.54094792

>>54088800
Thanks Cramer!

>> No.54094807

>>54093060
It's almost half of what it was then and still dropping...

>> No.54095384

>>54088305
its only down 52.49% over the past 6 months stop worrying, its only down 14% in the past week it will be fine, its only going to down another 50% in the current panic its soli- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.54095468

>>54088800
C'est fini non amie

>> No.54095507

>>54088800
>>54088888

>> No.54095554

>>54093190
Fucking kek

>> No.54095595
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54095595

Is this normal?

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>>54088305
The Schweizerische Nationalbank will take care of them

>> No.54095606

I THOUGHT THE SWISS WERE FINANCIAL GENIUSES

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>>54088800
Cramer's reverse Midas touch strikes again!

>> No.54095724

>>54095693
Everything he touches turns into skittles.

>> No.54095779

>>54088800
Well. Fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUkbdjetlY8

>> No.54095800

>>54089156
As a swiss citizen, I'm mostly concerned they will try to push gun control for the eighth time despite the EU promising not to every try to do that 22 years ago.

>> No.54095818

>>54088800
F

>> No.54095829

i just bought 2 shares of CS.

>> No.54095848

>>54095800
But... you're not in the EU.

>> No.54095858

>>54088305
Hasn't it been crashing for the past few years.

>> No.54095894
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>>54088305
That sounds pretty Sussie

>> No.54095975

>>54095848
Yeah, but they keep trying to get us to vote to change our laws because we're all in the Schengen area and national borders don't exist for anything other than toll stickers on your car. So even if all the EU countries ban gun sales, we can still sell whatever we want in Switzerland. We have laxer gun laws than the US, I was surprised I couldn't bring my 550 to the US because it was banned.

>> No.54096084

>>54095894
fucking retard nigger delete your post and then take your own life.

>> No.54096207

>>54095779
how the hell is this dumb clown still around

>> No.54096305

>>54096207
He's an amanojaku, just inverter everything he says and you will have sound advice

>> No.54096348

>>54092089
lol the founding fathers themselves built the first central bank after the war of 1812. Turns out winning wars against opponents who arent tutorial mode easy injuns is more important than hating banks

>> No.54096379
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54096379

>economy crashing
>perfect time to start a neoliberal vs neocon argument because you're too retarded to understand they are the same thing

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>>54088800

>> No.54096421

>>54096379
neoliberal specifically refers to economic policy, neocon refers to foreign policy. They are indeed both the same thing

>> No.54096462
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>>54096421

Unless you're talking in terms of jew vs goyim you really don't understand the discussion.

>> No.54096483

>>54096379
classic anti-political midwitism

>> No.54096524

>>54095975
Swiss bro help me aquire a 550 i will make it worth it

>> No.54096638

>>54096462
lol haha whoops almost started critically thinking about politics. Sorry anon forgot where i was. Da jooze shat my pants and made my penis small, are you satisfied

>> No.54096654

>>54096421
>neoliberal specifically refers to economic policy, neocon refers to foreign policy
dumbass. Neoliberalism is a consolidated foreign policy school. Neocon is just a popular term referring to 9/11 Republican hawks.

>> No.54096695

>>54096654
Neoliberalism broadly refers to modern reinterpretation of free market maximalism, austerity, small government, globalism and so on. Neocon can broadly be referred to as the US foreign policy implemented by the past presidents since W as outlined by PNAC

>> No.54096900

>>54096207
Just do reverse Cramer etf.

>> No.54096991

>>54096483
>>54096638

Jews are less than 1% of the population. Why are they 100% of the cabinet with a president that clearly has dementia?

All political question is a waste of time unless you address the Jewish Question.

>> No.54097677

>>54096900
If cramer says to buy the inverse cramer etf, what happens?

>> No.54097834

>>54097677
White hole event unleashed a new Big Bang.

>> No.54097867

>>54088424
lmao cope

I'm still short

>> No.54097877

>>54088305
They've been 'dying' for a year now.

>> No.54097899

>>54095975
You're paranoid
t. another Swiss citizen

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54097968

Hope everyone of you owns a GME stack

>> No.54097988

>>54088305
Better get your money out of the bank, chumps. Not feeling so safe now, are you?

>> No.54098015

>>54092029
It...It's just there stock!!!!

>> No.54098035

>>54092676
>Always do the opposite of what Jim Cramer says.
THIS THIS THIS!!!